May 16, 2024 • 2 mins
Here are you daily horoscopes for May 16th, 2024
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm pushing the horscope button. Oh, here it is, Rym.
There's a horscope button. Producer Sam Wood. Do you wish?
Oh it's Thursday. You're doing them with Froggy.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Gotta do it Froggy on Food News Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Food News Froggy. All right, let's go, all right, here
we go.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
If you celebrate a birthday today, you are celebrating with
Megan Fox, Janet Jackson, and Pierce Brosnan Capricorn. Capricorn. Streamlining now.
Streamline now, it'll pay off later. Strive for efficiency today.
Your day's a six.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hey, Aquarius, Today's a good day to think big. Your
idealism provides the potential for significant moves.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Your day's a nine Pisces.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Focus on what delivers you true joy, not what outside
influences suggest you should.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Your day's an eight aries Energy spreads. Make sure you
spend time with people you admire and not ones who
bring you down.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Your day's an eight Taurus.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
The best way to magnify positivity is to focus on
where it is in your life and nurture it.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Your day's a nine Gemini. Don't waste your time extending
yourself for people who wouldn't do the same for you.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Your days of six cancer reflection can be painful, but
it also creates opportunity for growth.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Your days of seven, Hey, Leo, luck is on your side.
Try taking a risk.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It just might pay off. Your day's of.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Ten Virgo, you need clarity in your path moving forward.
Take some time to cleanse your physical and mental space.
Your days of eight Libra.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You're used to putting the needs of others first, but
if you don't find balance, the scale will.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Move on, the scale will collapse. Your days of nine
the Scorpio.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You need to let go of a thought that's been
consuming you create an opportunity for closure.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Your day's of five, and finally, Sagittarius, the most successful
people failed many times before they succeeded. So take your
risks your days of seven and those are your Thursday
morning horiscopes.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Here's what I have. I don't even know if I
can find it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I followed this account on Instagram. It's like just really
gross fake album titles. It has like an album cover
in Today's Can I even say this on the air?
Today's album was called Oops, I stapled my balls to
my anal cavity.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, so I'm talking about it, and then when the
song came on.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It was oops, I glued my balls my butthole again,
but there wasn't again again what are they going to
be on the show?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I just love it starting playing right when you go
to Pisces. Okay for that, Sorry about that. I guess
we should have a rule where we don't play with
our phones during microphone on moment
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm pushing the horscope button. Oh, here it is, Rym.
There's a horscope button. Producer Sam Wood. Do you wish?
Oh it's Thursday. You're doing them with Froggy.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Gotta do it Froggy on Food News Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Food News Froggy. All right, let's go, all right, here
we go.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
If you celebrate a birthday today, you are celebrating with
Megan Fox, Janet Jackson, and Pierce Brosnan Capricorn. Capricorn. Streamlining now.
Streamline now, it'll pay off later. Strive for efficiency today.
Your day's a six.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hey, Aquarius, Today's a good day to think big. Your
idealism provides the potential for significant moves.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Your day's a nine Pisces.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Focus on what delivers you true joy, not what outside
influences suggest you should.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Your day's an eight aries Energy spreads. Make sure you
spend time with people you admire and not ones who
bring you down.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Your day's an eight Taurus.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
The best way to magnify positivity is to focus on
where it is in your life and nurture it.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Your day's a nine Gemini. Don't waste your time extending
yourself for people who wouldn't do the same for you.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Your days of six cancer reflection can be painful, but
it also creates opportunity for growth.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Your days of seven, Hey, Leo, luck is on your side.
Try taking a risk.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It just might pay off. Your day's of.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Ten Virgo, you need clarity in your path moving forward.
Take some time to cleanse your physical and mental space.
Your days of eight Libra.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You're used to putting the needs of others first, but
if you don't find balance, the scale will.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Move on, the scale will collapse. Your days of nine
the Scorpio.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
You need to let go of a thought that's been
consuming you create an opportunity for closure.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Your day's of five, and finally, Sagittarius, the most successful
people failed many times before they succeeded. So take your
risks your days of seven and those are your Thursday
morning horiscopes.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Here's what I have. I don't even know if I
can find it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I followed this account on Instagram. It's like just really
gross fake album titles. It has like an album cover
in Today's Can I even say this on the air?
Today's album was called Oops, I stapled my balls to
my anal cavity.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, so I'm talking about it, and then when the
song came on.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It was oops, I glued my balls my butthole again,
but there wasn't again again what are they going to
be on the show?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I just love it starting playing right when you go
to Pisces. Okay for that, Sorry about that. I guess
we should have a rule where we don't play with
our phones during microphone on moment
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