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It is the Jesse Kelly Show,Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.
Odd A Friday. It is,of course, it asked doctor Jesse Friday.
We're going to talk about these primaryvotes. Should Trump voters be concerned
that he's losing twenty percent of thesevotes in the primaries? We'll talk about
that, We'll talk about well,personal grooming. Someone wants to add and

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addend them to my DC story.DEI is starting to be shunned at the
corporate level? Or is it?Oh? That and so much more is
coming up this hour on the worldfamous Jesse Kelly Show. Now back to
what we were talking about before.The guy emailed in and he basically said,
Hey, Pennsylvania primary, Indiana primary, Should I be concerned that twenty

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two percent of the voters consistently arevoting for other in these primaries? They're
not voting for Trump in GOP primaries. And I've already told you before,
Traditionally everyone comes home. That's traditionallyhow it is. Most people, not
everyone, but people come home votefor the nominee. Here's something we all
have to take in for this election. And this might be offensive, So

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I don't care. Just know ifyou're offended. I don't care. So
here's what we have. This isnot you or me. Let's talk about
what the general public is dealing withright now. The general public, the
general public, the norms and normasout there. They don't like either God,
they personally like Joe Biden. Iknow, how could you like Joe

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Biden? But look, this iswhat all the polling shows. They personally
like Joe Biden, but they believehe's too old, and they believe he's
been a complete failure. He's underwateron every single issue. Yeah, let's
set that aside. So they don'twant to vote for Joe Biden. Trump
is a bombastic personality, so he'sgonna turn a lot of people off.

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A lot of people gonna love him. He's gonna turn a lot of people
off. People strong personalities. Veryrarely is someone luke warm on them,
either you love them or hate them. Very rarely can you find someone who's
like I gotta really care about Trumpeither way. I'm kind of agnostic about
the whole thing. So there's that. Plus, Trump, keep in mind,
has been the subject of the system'swrath and propaganda for what was it,

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twenty fifteen, So we're closing inon a decade nine years now.
For nine years, the system,media, Democrats, half the Republicans,
education system, every entertainer in thecountry, so on, and so forth,
have pushed this notion that Trump isthe Antichrist, Trump's a racist,

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Trump's this, trump'stat Trump's Trump,Trump's that well. Propaganda exists for a
reason. It's because it works.Propaganda is very, very effective. There
is a percentage of this country,no matter what, that will never vote
for Donald Trump under any circumstances.The well has been so poisoned that it

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wouldn't matter if Joe Biden was revealedto be the second coming of Adolph Hitler
and Trump started walking on water andhealing the blind, they still would not
vote for Donald Trump because propaganda works. So that brings us to the primaries.

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Remember this isn't only a Trump problem. Joe Biden has this exact same
problem. He is running virtually unopposedin his Democrat primary, and consistently he's
getting twenty percent or so of hisown base voting no, Nope, voting

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for someone else. I don't wantJoe Biden. Same thing is happening with
the GOP primary in every state,it's consistent. Nope, about twenty twenty
some percent. I don't want Trump. I don't know how that's going to
look in November, because, tobe honest with you, I've never seen
an election where that's the case whereboth parties nominees have been decided. Yet

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twenty percent appear to be holding outwith real axes to grind, and some
of those axes the various bases,the two different bases have to grind their
axes that are not going to getburied by election day. On the Democrat
side, for Joe Biden, JoeBiden has a problems. The Democrats have

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imported gobs, gobs and gobs ofMuslims into this country by the tens of
thousand because of this Israel Palestine war. Joe Biden has a percentage of his
base that hates Jews and demands hehates them, and they're not going to
get over it by November. Yousaw it was actually in Michigan where they

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had the big Muslim population where theycouldn't they can't wrangle them all in.
You had Rashida t Leave, thecongresswoman from over there, saying don't vote
for Joe Biden, and that issue'snot going away by November. For Trump,
the lockdown stuff, in the vaccinepushing. I screamed about it early
on in the primary. I warnedhis people. I know he heard it.

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No one listened. He could notstop himself from bragging about it publicly.
It's one thing to have pushed itand be the father of it and
all those things. Okay, It'sanother thing to continue kicking dirt in people's
faces. A lot of people,a lot of people have been injured or

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know someone who is. They're angryabout the whole thing, and that's not
gonna go away by November either.I warned everyone to shut up about it
in the Trump camp. Look,you can't change what you did. At
least shut up about it. Hecouldn't do it, couldn't make himself do
it, got up at every rally. We did it. We did it,
all right. So if you hadsomebody who was on the fence trying

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to decide, now you just kickdirt in their face. Now they're gone
for life. Is that going toheal by November? I don't know.
So it comes down to this,who is going to lose more of their
base? And I don't know theanswer that question. I will say,
from Trump's perspective, I do seesomething that concerns me. You remember,

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it was a little while ago.I don't want to put a date on
it because I don't remember the exactdate. But you remember a little while
ago we were debating. You probablyhave had this debate with your friends or
whatnot. I know we've talked aboutit on the show. RFK Junior the
third party guy, who does hetake more votes from? And I've never
known the answer to that question.We can guess he takes more votes from
Biden, takes more votes, andwe can guess. But for a while

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it seemed like, oh, okay, he's definitely going to take more votes
from Biden. Why because for abrief time there was Democrat propaganda aimed at
RFK Junior. They were blasting awayat RFK. This RFK that it was
just a few weeks ago. Theyhad the press conference with the Kennedy's,

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the Biden's got all of rfk's familymembers have did a press conference. This
is why we're back in Joe.Well, that showed you right there they
were concerned about RFK. So whenall that was going on, I said
to myself, well, that tellsyou all you need to know. Clearly,
he's stealing more Democrat votes than Republicanvotes. Recently though, that has

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changed, and you can see theTrump camp paid people, paid influencers,
people who were out there to pushTrump's message, attack Trump's attack Trump's enemies,
all these things. They are goingall in both barrels against RFK,
attacking RFK, attacking anyone. There'sa bunch of people on the right.

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Maybe you're one of them who's saying, hey, I'm gonna support them,
I'm going to vote him for thevaccine or whatever reason it may be.
But they've been going after those peoplethat made me sit up and take notice,
because who they're attacking tells you whatthey're worried about. You know,
that doesn't lie. Forget the pullnumbers or anything else. You can tell
what and who someone is worried aboutin politics based on who they're attacking.

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Very clearly, the Trump camp eitherthey have pull numbers, and I don't
know which one this is, eitherthey just assume they have a problem there,
or they have poll numbers that showthey have a problem there in swing
states. But the Trump people areworried about RFK, Which one of the
two guys should be more worried.I don't know. Again, no one
knows the answer to that. Shouldyou be worried that Trump is still losing

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twenty two percent of the primary votein these states, Yeah, it's a
cause for concern. The good newsis Joe Biden's losing it too. This
is a unique election, and thateach nominee has a significant I don't want
to say significant, but I'm notinsignificant of their base that has a real

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problem with the nominee, a problemthey may not be able, probably won't
be able to overcome. If youare a Jew hating Muslim in Michigan,
you're not gonna get passed the wholeIsrael Palestine thing by the time November rules
around. If you're somebody who watchedyour sister die from the vaccine, you're
not going to get over it bythe time Trump's notion, No, Trump's

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election rules around in November. You'renot. You can yell at those people
all you want, that won't doyou any good. They're not going to
get passed. You'll get past thingslike that. How that looks, I
don't know. I don't know,Jesse, how dare you tell the story
even breezing through the story about yourtime in DC? How can you forget
to mention the car you bought tocommute through DC traffic and parking. You

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know that's not very nice to bringup old stuff. Yes, I had
a pickup truck. It was nothingfancy, but I had to pick up
when we moved to DC. It'sa very old city, so you can't
part or drive a pickup and halfthe dagon streets. And we didn't have
any money, so I had totrade in my pickup truck for a used

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Honda Civic. Basically traded it straightup. That tells you what kind of
a downgrade it was. And yes, I was physically sore when I unfolded
my body out of a Honda Civic. There you go now to make matters
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subscriptions cancelable at any time. Itis the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
asked doctor Jessie Friday, and westill have a ton we need to
get to so let us get rightback to it. That's enough politics for
a minute. Let's do a coupleother things. Jesse's serious question. So
this guy I know is into thischick and she's into him too, but

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she's a little a natural for histaste. If Aubrey decided to see if
she could get her pit hair togrow longer than her regular hair, how
would you handle it? Okay,So very clearly, this guy who emailed
in is not talking about his friend. He's talking about himself. And he
found some chick and he's into herand she's into him, but she has

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armpit here. Listen, there's noeasy way to have that conversation. But
you're gonna have to have that conversation. That's its bottom line. I think
you'll find she's probably while she's goingto be hurt, you got a plan
for that. I'm it's better tohave it now than later. It's really

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better to have it now than later. I certainly I don't want to be
totally dismissive of some dime that you'reinto, but that's probably gonna be a
deal breaker for me. That's gonnathat needs to be taken care of Dear
Shrimp intolerant oracle. I recently readan article that claimed corporations are distancing themselves
some DEI language. Are they understandingthe death of everything this is caused?

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Or will they simply rebrand with somesecret verbiage? What say you? They're
not moving away from DEI. Firstof all, let's understand what it actually
is, this diversity, equity,inclusion. You know what it is.
But in the end, it's justcommunism. It's cultural Marxism. That's what

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it is. It's cultural Marxism.But so understand why they're never going to
move away from it. We haveto understand why they love it so much,
and they do love it. Youever heard of Bill Ackman. He's
been this lefty billionaire forever and recently, I guess he got really angry with
the left for a couple things,and now he's been speaking out against things

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like DEI. Well, he wentto this big conference, this big one
of these conference where all the elitesof the world meet Milk and I believe
it's called and there's an article writtenabout this in Bloomberg. They pulled him
behind closed doors and they flat outscolded him about complaining about Dei. They
took a billionaire out behind the woodshedand whipped him over this stuff. That's
how much they love it. Butwhy do they love it so much?

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Well, what really is communism?Not the definition? Forget about the religion
of the malcontent stuff for a moment. What is it? Communism is a
way for people to seize power forthemselves. That's really all it is.
Remember, it's just the halves hooveringup more stuff for themselves and destroying the

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have dots. That's what it's alwaysbeen. It's what it's always been.
There's a million ideologies like that,and ideology designed around people gaining power,
using the grievance of people to gainpower for themselves. Dei cultural Marxism,
communism itself. It is treasured bythe world's elites because at its core,

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communism treats everybody like peasants, exceptfor the elites who rule like kings.
Communism has kings, It always hasone of these dictators, these central committee
people rise up with eight million mansionsand everyone else is starving to death.
Well, these billionaires, the elitesof the world, the politicians, the

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billionaires, these types, they arethe elites who have a seat at the
table. The more communism, themore cultural Marxism is pushed out there,
the more you get smashed, andthe more your money and freedom and power
is transferred over to these people.They love DEI. They live and die
for it. It's a dream forthese people. You can use grievance politics,

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pit this person against that person,this group against that group. You
sit back and you watch the checksroll in and one of the reasons,
you know, one of the reasonsthe CEOs uniquely love DEI DEI. When
you choose to embrace it as aCEO, you take away the performance requirement.
If I'm at some dirtball company let'scall it Nike, and I'm the

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DEI CEO, if I just focuson hiring enough gay people and black people
and women. Let's say I havea bad quarter in profits go down,
my great DEI number might save myjob. Remember we have audio from the
finance giants, Blackrock, Vanguard,State Street. They tie compensation to di

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It used to be a ce youhad to get up there, get at
the whiteboard and show me your earnings. Jack, What we make, what
we lose. It's right there ina pie chart. That's gonna determine whether
or not you get a bonus check. Now, oh, we lost ten
billion dollars. That's the bad news. The good news is we are like

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one hundred times gayer than we werebefore. Give me my thirty million dollars.
And that's legitimately how it works.Now it's turned into this cultural Marxist
mafia where the profit for the individual, the profit for the CEO, is
not based on performance. It's basedon DEI. Why do you think the
doors are coming off and the wheelsare falling off Boeing jets. They've been

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pushing this stuff forever. No oneat Boeing is losing any jobs. Sure,
a couple whistleblowers have committed suicide,but other than that, if you're
at the top of Boeing, you'renot flying on a Boeing plane anyway.
You'll be on a private jet.So when you and me die in three
under person plane crash, you don'tmiss a beat. You got your twenty

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million dollar bonus check and your specialmansion on a private island. They're not
moving away from DEI. They willchange the language. Communists always change the
language once you catch on. Butthey're not moving away from the concepts.
All right, we have a lotmore like lotto tickets and more. Hang
on, it is the Jesse Calanon Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday.

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You can email the show Jesse atJesse kellyshow dot com. Dear show,
got oracle around my office? Thereare a good a few gas stations.
If you pop into any of thegas stations for a bottle of water,
there's a very good chance you'll bewaiting ten minutes in line while people ham
and awe over which scratch off lotterytickets they want to lose money on.

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I've got a business idea. I'mseriously considering putting gas stations around where type
A people work, and the onlymarketing strategy will be that we do not
sell lottery tickets. Do you likethis idea? Or is this pet peeve
of mine not as widely shared asI hope? All right, Well,
I've got good news and I've gotbad news. Brother. The good news

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for you is they're not alone.I cringe when I wake up or see
something on the news about the powerballnumber getting really, really really big.
You've seen this before. A powerballsare a billion or something like that,
And I don't cringe because someone's gonnawin a billion dollars. I hope you
all win a billion dollars. Good, good for you. I cringe because

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I know gas stations will be uninhabitableuntil someone wins that power ball. Everyone's
gonna show up, and I'm gonnastop for a bag of chips or whatever,
and I'm gonna sit there in linewaiting. And it's not just the
buying of the lottery tickets, it'sthat people will sit and stress, like

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you said, him and haw overwhich ones to get, All right,
I want they have them numbered here, they have big displays them. I
want four number twos and no,wait wait, no, no, three
number twos. And I want aforty two, No, no, a
forty one, and maybe four thirtyfour, No, two thirty fours.

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And then they'll sit there after theyhim and hall over which one to get.
They'll get them, and then they'llset them right beside the checkout counter
and scratch them off, waiting tosee if they won. Right there,
I personally would patronize your gas station, the no lottery ticket gas station.
And what's weird about this is I'mnot anti lottery ticket. I think they're

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a blast. I personally don't buythem regularly, but they are amazing stocking
stuffers for people. It's maybe thebest stocking stuffer in the world. Credit
to my wife's family. She's thefirst her side as the first ones I've
seen do this. You know,what are you getting stocking? A butterfinger
and a new toothbrush. That's fine. Wouldn't you rather just have a stocking

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full of lottery tickets? You mightpull five grand out of there or something
like that. So I like lotterytickets. I'm not anti lottery tickets.
It's not something I buy regularly.I'm not a big gambler. I'd stress
about losing money. It's whatever.It's a Kelly thing. It's not just
Chris here, it's me too,I admit that. But here, this

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brings me to something I've talked aboutbefore, and it's something that I try
to get past because I know it'smy fault. What I'm about to say.
I know it's on me. Iknow it is. This is maybe
the most difficult thing for me aboutliving in the South. I live in
Texas. I love living in Texas. I love living in the South.

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I love the Southern people. Ilove the Southern food, the southern weather's
off of. But will set thataside. I prefer to live in the
South. I move to the Southon purpose. But the friendly conversational nature
of people in the South for someonewho's impatient like me, and I know
I'm impatient, and I know that'sbad again. I know I'm the bad

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guy here. That conversational nature canbe difficult for me to handle sometimes.
For instance, if I'm swinging inthe gas station, I'm on no way
to work, I'm on the wayhome. I'm grying buying a bottle water
whatever it may be, like youjust said, and there's some at the
cash here and they've paid for thestuff, but then they're just kind of

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gabbing there. Man. You seethis construction going on across the street.
I know, man, it's crazy. Yeah, I told them they got
to put some traffic cones out there. And I'm sitting behind there, and
I can actually feel you've probably seenme on TV, if you've ever seen
me do TV, or if youwatch the radio show on the simulcast,
you know they simulcast the radio show. When I get angry, I wish,

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I really wish I wasn't like this. My blood pressure. You can
see it in my neck. Now. You could call me a redneck and
you'd be very valid. When myblood pressure gets up, my neck gets
super red. I wish it wasn'tthe case, but I can feel my
neck getting hot as I stand therein the gas station. Lie, hey,
man, Bob, how the kidsbeen? You know I was a

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t ball with little Billy that Couldyou step aside so I can buy my
water bottle please and have the conversationwhile I'm buying stuff. I know that's
on me. I know, I'msorry. I'm gonna let that go.
Hey, free ball and candy connoisseur, could you play the Friedo bandido for
my wife Amy. She's a convertedcomedy thanks to your show. We listened

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to it every night, and shealso converted some of her friends. That's
all. That's really freaking cool.She deserves us. Ay yi yai yi.
I am the crinto buddock. Ilike crintos stornchis. I love them.
I do I want printo scornies.I'll get them from you. I
yi yey yi oh, I ambfrieto buntito, give me ritos con I'll

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be your friend. De frieto bunty, though you much not a thing.
Munch, munch, munch a bunchof fritos. Ah, what a beautiful
song, Jesse. At six footeight, are you any good at basketball?
I guess that probably depends on whatyou would consider good. If you

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threw me a basketball right now andtold me to dribble around and take some
jump shots, would I look?Would I be embarrassing? No, of
course not. No. I candribble, I can shoot. I played
basketball for years and years and years. I am by no means good.
I was way too lazy. Iwas real skinny and slow. I could

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always shoot, I could always blockshots. I could rebound, okay.
I was a very dirty player.I would elbow people and push people a
lot. I filed out of alot of games. I got a lot
of technical fouls when I was akid. I know you're gonna find that
surprising, but I don't. Iwould never call myself good. But if
you threw me a basketball, I'mnot gonna go dribble it off my knee
and then look like I have twoleft hands as I'm trying to shoot a

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jump shot. I can I canplay. That's what I'll put I can
play not well. Don't try torecruit me for your pickup team. I
can play dear Jesse, oracle ofall. While listening to your Wednesday show,
I learned President Trump's true social postingdescribing his plans to building a new
FBI walking distance to the DOJ.While I continue to support President Trump and

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pray that he will be re elected, your advice to guard against developing a
savior complex with Trump or any otherpolitician came to mind. It really looks
like patriots who love the country haveno champions. It was terribly disappointing to
listen to a true social post likethat from President Trump, after all the
FBI has done in the last severalyears to destroy him and viciously attack his

(26:53):
supporters. It was another very sadday for America. Thanks for all you
do to save the country from theevil, rotten communists. Look, okay,
I understand you're sad, and Igot a lot of those from Trump
fans. Not a lot of angerat me, a lot of hey Jesse,
this bummed me out. This issad. I was sad about that,
and I understand that. But listen, after that post, and before

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that post, nothing has changed.It's up to us. There's no political
savior coming. And you can loveTrump and vote for Trump, but he's
still not a savior. A saviordoesn't exist. A man savior does not
exist politically to save the country.He's not out there. Those kind of

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men don't exist. We are weas a collective, we are the ones
who can save the country. I'mnot saying don't wear your Maga hat or
don't vote for Trump, but don'tyou don't put all your hopes in dreams
in a man. He's even ifhe was perfect, and he's not.
None of us are even if hewas perfect. Frankly, it's unfair to

(28:03):
them. They're not capable of doingall the things you want done. Trump
is just like you and me andanyone else. Got a lot of really
great ideas, a lot of reallystupid ideas. He puts his pants on
one leg at a time, justlike you and me. He's gonna do
some good things, he's gonna dosome awful things, and we just keep
on marching. A thousand battles,a million battles. Saving the country is

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Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show.Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
On and ask doctor Jesse Friday.And it's been an amazing day, and
I know you're gonna have an amazingweekend with your family, friends, community.
Make sure you get out and getin a group of people just so
you know, my fellow introverts,I am getting with a group of people

(29:56):
tomorrow night. I already have plansto as I promise, we must go
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Jesse. I'm literally writing this messagefrom inside a porter potty? Why is
this toilet paper so painfully thin inevery porter potty? Is it a deterrent

(31:27):
to keep people from using them inorder to keep them clean? Are they
just cheap? The paper is cheapin a porta potty, yes, for
money savings, but also because theywant the paper in a toilet in a
porta potty to be uniquely dissolvable,because they have to show up and essentially

(31:48):
grind I don't want to go intoall the details. They essentially have to
grind up the contents of it toput it in a truck. I know,
okay, I know it's gross,Chris, What do you want me
to do? That's why the toiletpapers thin. I'm moving on, Jesse.
What are your thoughts on bullfighting?I don't want to tell you because
I feel like a huge wools.I am not an animal rights guy.

(32:09):
I am not. I love thefish still. I don't hunt anymore,
but I grew up hunting, andI have no problem with these things.
And I understand what it's like onfarms and ranches. My grandpa was a
farmer. My folks have a ranchlike I'm that guy, right, I'm
that guy. I don't cry whenI see a dead armadillo on the side
of the road. I don't lovebullfighting. I understand the tradition of it.

(32:37):
I just I don't like animals tosuffer. I don't like suffering.
I have no problem hunting one.Go hunt a deer, kill it,
skin it, and fill up yourfreezer with it, and enjoy every single
bite. I'm gonna have a burgerfor dinner. I already have plants.
It's huge on meat. Kill allthe animals and let me eat them.
I don't like the suffering aspect ofwhat Chris. Oh, Chris doesn't know.

(33:02):
Chris is holding up his hands.He doesn't understand what they do.
Nobody. It's not pretty quick.You see the bullfighting where you see the
matador, you know when he's steppingaside and stepping aside, and that's actually
really cool. And then you maybehave seen the end where they stick the
sword in it and finish it off. Go look up some pictures of bullfighting,
Buddy. What you'll see is you'llsee things that are essentially little spears

(33:30):
hanging off of the bull. Theyspear it and stab it a million times
before they kill it. It endsup being essentially blind with pain and rage
by the time they kill it.Gosh, I sound like such a hippie
loser. I know, I do. I don't like it. I don't
like animals suffering. Gosh, Ihate myself. Maybe I need to up
my chalk. Chris Jesse, fromyour explanation during this past Wednesday's radio program,

(33:52):
I now understand the who, thehow, and the why behind the
proliferating campus protests. But what Istill don't it is the why now during
the twenty twenty George Floyd Summer ofLove riots, so on and so forth,
Biden was built as the candidate ofnormalcy. But what's the calculation for
why it's in the commie's interests totoss yet another amble at the Biden campaign,

(34:16):
barely treading water as it is.Thanks for all you do. Well,
you know how we've been talking.It's been a consistent theme on the
show about how saving the country isa process and we have a thousand bitos
to fight and so on. Youknow who understands that better than we do.
The communists do. The Communists arenot all in on November. Look,

(34:39):
they want to win in November.I'm not saying otherwise. They do.
They want to win in November.But the communists understand there is a
larger thing at play. Winning inNovember is just one of the things that
will help them in their effort topush along the revolution. The revolution is

(35:00):
the big thing, that's the largerwar for them. They are fighting a
revolution against the great evil, thegreat Satan. In their minds, that
would be the United States of America. And that is exactly how these people
think. That's how democrats think.They are fighting against the great evil.
They are not not going to putall their eggs and all their emotion and

(35:22):
all their effort into just the Novemberbasket. They're in the middle of a
revolution. Street communism, angst chaos, violence, The normal people seeing these
things. It's an essential part ofthe revolution and it doesn't stop. Ever,

(35:43):
it doesn't stop for a democrat.It's never going to stop. For
those reasons. Why do you thinkit is we were talking about this,
there's a Politico article the other day. Why do you think it is that
it's the billionaire communist scum democrat donorslike George Soros who are financing the protests.
Now, George Soros, I'm sureis gonna max donate, probably already

(36:06):
as to Joe Biden, but he'salso funding the protests that you say are
hurting Joe Biden. Why well,yeah, he wants to win in November,
but he's got bigger fish to frythan a Biden Trump White House.
We think small, We think aboutthe next election, the next president.
We have to win this. Thecommunist thinks bigger because we're trying to win

(36:30):
an election. He's trying to burndown a country. His goals are bigger
than our goals. That's why chaos, violence, anger, They always aid,
the communist, always, always,always, the communist foments these things

(36:50):
during the revolutionary phase, because whenyou destabilize a society, even if it
may cost you an election, inthe long run, it moves along the
revolution. Jesse I married a Venezuelansome twenty three years ago. She's now
a control freak and acts like aacts like democrats. I can't stay How
can I stay? In this marriagemuch longer. Ps. I did convince

(37:15):
her to vote for Trump in thelast election, but she hates him because
of his behavior. I bet shewon't vote this time around. Look,
buddy, you're the one who marriedof Venezuelan. Look, you need to
think about Latin women the same wayyou think about redheads. God made them
so hot because he also made theminsane, and you, if you want

(37:36):
one, you're going to have todeal with the other.
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