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This is a podcast from woor.It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's
have some fun New York on aWednesday. And oh, it looks like
it's gonna be a history Wednesday,as I promised it would be, you
history lovers. One hour from now, we're gonna talk about Sulah. That'll

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be fun. I know we haveother things we must tackle before we get
there, though, the primaries,the failures in the primaries last night,
we will discuss those. We're gonnaget to the Biden Trump agreeing to a
debate thing. I'm gonna get tothat as well. That the primaries and
data are really probably gonna dominate theentire first hour. Next hour its history.

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We'll get to inflation stuff, emails, all. That's so much more
coming up tonight on the world FamousJesse Kelly Show. Before we get to
any of those other things, Ineed to do this. We lost a
couple more of our guys in training. We always try to honor whenever we
catch it. We don't catch themall obviously. Whenever we catch it,

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we try to honor military people whodied during training. They're always forgotten,
ignored. There's never a national celebration. Of these people. But we got
an email about this when Jesse's,son of an elder in our church died
in a training accident yesterday. Hisname is Captain John Robertson. He was
in the Air Force, an instructorpilot. There was a problem with the

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ejector seat on the ground. It'seither way. He's gone. He died
and out of the army they hadone two, first Lieutenant Zachary Golli.
He died. He fell. Therewas some sort of a training exercise in
Louisiana and he fell. And bothof these young men gave their lives for
this country. Every bit as heroicas somebody who died over there in the

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desert. Every bit is heroic,and we honor their sacrifice. We pray
for their families, and we playtabs for him. Here m rest in

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peace, brothers. All right,let's deal with the big news of the
day before we get to the primarystuff. Now, let me let me
actually rephrased that the big news ofthe day yesterday is the primary results West
Virginia, Maryland, Nebraska. That'sthe real big news of the day.
The splashy, flashy headline of today, though, is the Biden Trump debates.

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They've agreed to them. In caseyou're just now joining us, breaking
news from a journalist, it's journalistJesse. There's just no one better.
We love Jesse. He's the best. Yessie, Please kiss my baby.
YESI Jesse Jessey, Jessey Jessey.Joe Biden has agreed to debate Donald Trump.

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Biden campaign had been real cagey onit, obviously for obvious reasons.
Trump had been pushing hard to debateJoe Biden. Donald Trump, despite his
age, super sharp, great energy, still still up there giving our two
hour long speeches at rallies. That'sfor a young man. That's exhausting for

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his age, that's amazing. Tobe honest with you, I've given him
a lot of speech before. It'sexhausting. So Trump's great energy and sharp.
Joe Biden's a disaster and everyone cansee it. So Trump's been pressing
him. Hey, we got adebate, We got a debate, challenging
him, throwing out all these bombs, and then Biden finally steps up today
and makes this announcement video. Nowyou should know before I played this little
announcement video, there are thirteen orfourteen. I mean, there's a lot

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of cuts out here, a lotof cuts. It took them to get
Joe Biden this one little video.Donald Trump lost two debates to me in
twenty twenty. Sain Sandy hadn't shownup for debate. Now he's acting like
he wants to debate me again.Will make my day, Pal. I'll
even do it twice. So let'spick the dace. Donald, I hear
you're free on Wednesdays. We're gonnaset aside that last jab in just kind

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of how horrific that is, becausethat I hear you're free on Wednesday's thing.
That was a shot at the factthat Trump is in the middle of
trials, So obviously that's really uglyfor that to come out of the mouth
of any president for any reason.Anyway, put that side aside. I'm
also gonna set aside for the moment. It may not even come back to

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it to make my day, pal, I just Joe Biden's done this for
so long. Donald Trump lost twodebates to me in twenty twenty. Sain
Sandy hadn't shown up for debate.Now he's acting like he wants to debate
me again. Will make my day, Pal, You're not a gangster.
You're not a tough guy. It'snot the nineteen fifties. You're not in

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a leather jacket with a pack ofCiga where it's rolled up in your sleeve.
You're a politician who couldn't fight yourway out of a wet paper bag.
And he's always talking like this.Let me tell you something, Pal,
Remember when he got up there,tell me about je I'd like to
take him behind the gym and beatthe crap out of him. You're a

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dork politician. Please stop, Pleasestop with the tough guy routine. It's
brutal to listen to. But anyway, put all that stuff aside. We're
getting details out on the debates.To pause there for a moment. I
want you to I want you topicture this. I want you to picture
me. I I've given up thiswhole radio thing and I've decided to become

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a UFC fighter, an MMA fighter, and I'm really good, by the
way, I'm not and I'm definitelynot any UFC fighter, But just for
for our purposes here, I'm aUFC fighter. And what is my specialty?
What do I do? Really well, I'm a striker, I'm a
kickboxer. I want to stand upand I want to punch and kick,

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and if we do that, I'mgoing to knock you out. That's what
I do. I strike. I'mreally really good at it, very difficult
to beat me. I have thisopponent that I really want to challenge.
I really want to challenge him.His name is Chris. He he's very
good wrestler, but he's maybe theworst striker in the history of the UFC.

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He just can't do it. Ifhe's ever on his feet striking,
he's gonna lose. He's gonna getknocked out in a second because Chris sucks.
Now, I want you to picturethis. I'm challenging Chris, and
I'm challenging Chris, and I'm challengingChris. Let's fight, let's fight.
Let's fight. And finally Chris stepsup and he says, yeah, absolutely,
I will fight you, name thetime and place. But the rules

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are kind of different this time thefight. We have to start out on
our butts. We're not gonna bestanding up, and anyone who stands up
automatically loses. Oh and by theway, the referee during the fight is
gonna be my dad. Anyway,I'll see it at the fight. Does

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that sound like that sounds like agood idea for me to take that fight.
Do you know who's hosting the firstdebate, CNN. Let's let's just
begin there, CNN. Listen toanybody that votes Republican and doesn't understand you

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of voting for the end of democracy. Just pay attention to the Sunday shows
this past weekend. Make this sacredpledge to you, the defense, protection,
and preservation American democracy would remain asit has been the central cause of
my presidency. American democracy could endwith the election of Donald Trump. IOWA

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apparently short for I want to livein a democracy anymore. And the man
has had. You know, he'sdeclared open season on democracy. Do you
have any idea how much of thatmontage I could have? Let it keep
going with CNN. You could argueeasily that CNN is the most evil,

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despicable publication in the United States.Does it counts a publication media outlet?
I guess I probably should say.For me, it would be The New
York Times, the Washington Post,and CNN. And I'm not sure which
one of those I would pick thatwould be the most evil, but CNN
is most definitely in the running.We finally agree, We finally agreed to

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a debate. The first one's hostedby CNN, the second ones hosted by
ABC. Okay, aren't all right? So all right? Not great?
Then we have things like this.It should be yes in studio with no

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audience, so that the candidates canclearly articulate their audience. Is an audience
a deal breaker for you? Listen, it's Donald Trump who said he would
do this anytime, anywhere, anyplace. So I don't think that they
should have any problems with what wehave proposed. He's the one who said
he's ready to go, so weshould be set to go once we have
propoth from networks. This has notbeen confirmed yet, but it's being widely

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reported that the debate on CNN willnot have a studio audience, and it's
being reported, not confirmed yet.I want to be clear about that,
that they will cut off Donald Trump'smicrophone when Joe Biden is speaking. All

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animal inside of it is the JesseKelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course,
you can email the show Jesse atJesse Kellyshow dot com. We have
history coming up and there's gonna bea lot of it. It's not gonna
be a ten minute segment. Theymight take me an hour, it might
take me more. I don't know. So just buckle up about an about
forty five minutes from now, we'redoing that. You can email us Jesse

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at jesse kellyshow dot com. Backto this Biden Trump debate, Biden finally
quits chickening out and agrees to debateDonald Trump. But wait on CNN with
their moderator while cutting off Trump's microphonewhen Biden is speaking, why in the
world do we agree to the what? What is going on? Do I

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need to remind you how important amoderator can be in a debate, in
a debate too, the debate ina debate too? Do you remember?
Do you remember when Joe Biden andTrump debated last time and Joe Biden begins
to do what Joe Biden does.He lies, He tells gigantic lies.
He always has, he always will. We talk about it all the time

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on the show and the Hunter Bidenlaptop thing. Obviously Trump brought it up.
It was very very relevant. Yourson is apparently a horrific felon,
and you have a criminal enterprise,and your son is deeply involved in it
with you. Trump brings it upduring the debate, as he should have.
Remember how that went. Remember nowthis is a back and forth,

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and obviously you're going to hear Bidenand Trump. But the best part,
the most revealing part, is theend of it. The moderator. There
are fifty former national intelligence folks whosaid that what this he's accusing me of
is a Russian plant. They havesaid that this has all the care four
five former heads of the CIA,both parties say what he's saying is a

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bunch of garbage. Nobody believes itexcept them his and his good friend Rudy
Gilli. You mean the laptop isnow another Russia Russia Russia hopes this is
This is the best part. Thisis you heard a lot of that.
You got it. This is thebest part. Listen when the moderator steps
out, that's exactly what, exactlywhat this is. Where he's going the

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lap is RUSI. I want tostay on the issue of race. You
have to be I want to stayon the issue of race. We're about
to have a debate. We're aboutto have a discussion on national television about
the fact that the man who wasthen running to be president, Joe Biden
against the sitting president. Joe Bidenwas running to be president, and it

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was revealed that his son is amulti time felon in some very very shady
business endeavors with Joe Biden. DonaldTrump brings it up, as he should
have, on the stage after JoeBiden lies about it, calls it Russian
disinformation, and at that exact moment, even a mildly unbiased moderator would step

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in and say, Okay, soyou're saying it's this, So you're saying
it's that, staying on the topic, asking follow up questions of each candidate,
so you believe this, you saythat, But nope, steps right
in. No, no, no, no, no, we're talking about
race. We're talking about something that'sgonna make sure Trump looks real bad since
we've told everyone he's some kind ofhorrific racist. I don't I think the

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right understands, and in fact thatit's not that. I don't think the
right does not know what winning lookslike, and it's understandable why we have
And I really am not I don'tmean this to be insulting. I'm not
trying to say that we have aloser mentality. We do because that's all
we've always done. I told youthis story before, but I've been I've

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played sports when I was a kid. It was never any good. Don't
worry about that. I'm not someathlete. But always played sports, baseball,
basketball, and I was on greatteams. I was never part of
that, and I was on terribleteams. I was a big part of
that. And I'm telling you thiswinning. When you're on a winning team,
winning becomes a habit. You knowhow to win, you expect to
win, you prepare like you're gonnawin. You think you're gonna win,

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and you know what winning looks like, and vice versa. Losing becomes a
habit. You start losing, youkeep losing long enough, you expect to
lose, you think you're gonna lose, You prepare like you're gonna lose,
and you do this as a naturalhuman respont to make the losing less painful.

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I was on the worst basketball teamin the history of Montana. I
won't go into the details of it. We were so inhumanly bad. We
would get blown out by twenty orthirty points every single game we played.
It was routine, and by theend of the season, we had a
game at the end of the seasonwhere we lost the game. We lost
the game by eight points. Iwant to stress this, we lost the

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game by eight points. We werecelebrating in the locker room loser mentality.
The GOP doesn't even know what winninglooks like, and so they will agree.
I don't know how the Republicans getcaught in this stuff. Every single
time, they will allow the mostdespicable media outlets hate them and announce all

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year long. For four years CNNand ABC, we'll talk about how Republicans
are the Nazi Antichrist, and thenwhen it comes to debate season, we're
proud going out to a bait onSannan and hosted by ABC. We will
play their game on their field,with their referees enforcing their rules, and
we always look around and wonder,what how did we lose? I don't

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understand what happened. Joe Biden isn'teven a functional adult. Donald Trump is
still sharp as attack. Even ifyou hate his freaking guts, you have
to admit the guy is sharp andit's impressive. And we agreed to be
basically straight jacketed before we debate thedementia patient and we're celebrating it. Ha

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ha ha. We got him,guys, who he's gonna debate? Now
he's going down ah way. Wedon't even know what winning looks like.
Look Hosted on a normy network,Fox News. Let me saw the normies
can drone out at home? Ohwhat's on Fox? At least have them
post one of them. But noCNN and ABC. Gosh whatever, I'm

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moving on. We're gonna talk aboutprimaries and stuff. I gotta get some
stuff out of the way before weget to history, which I'm going to
enjoy tonight. I need a breakfrom politics. We're breaking from politics a
half hour from now. I maynot even come back. I may make
it take two hours. I'm justin that kind of a mood. Maybe
it's the chalk. Maybe it's themale vitality stack from chalk. Sometimes I

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can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. And I'm gonna say
something to you now. And Iknow I'm gonna regret telling you this.
I know I will, and Iwant to stop myself from saying what I'm
about to save. And I'm notgonna hold back. I'm not gonna hold
back. I am h I'm currentlywearing a back breeze. Okay, it's

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not funny, Chris. Okay,so I need to explain. You know,
you know I told you I hadthrown my back out lift and waits
this last Sunday, Well, itwasn't getting better, and it wasn't getting
better, and it wasn't getting better. And then this morning I woke up
and it was feeling a little bitbetter. It really was feeling a little

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bit better, Quitch shaking her head, Chris. And so I was feeling
lazy and fat, like I hadn'tmoved. I wouldn't moved, like I
need my body to move, Andso I I went and lifted weights again
and definitely reinjured it. Whatever waswrong is significantly worse now than it was
before, to the point I washaving some difficulty walking and I had to

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stop by the pharmacy on the wayhere to buy a back brace. Like
I'm ninety five years old, whichI am currently wearing to do a radio
show. It's not even like I'mdoing physical labor, hard lifting, construction
or something like that. I'm sittinghere talking into a microphone wearing a back
brace. And so I just feltthe need to tell you that's that's where

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I am speaking of injuries because it'stime to talk about the primaries last night,
and spending and debt. That there'sgonna be a bunch of stuff lumped
into this. You want to knowsomething I've always found incredibly sad, well,
I'll just tell you I was watchingan animal documentary one time. This
is an example of it. Ireally like the raw animal documentaries because I'm

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a dude. Basically, I don'twant to see I don't want to see
the lion chase the gazelle across theprairie and then you cut away as soon
as the lion catches the dagon gazelle. I'm a big boy. I want
to see what's happening out there.I want to see the crocodiles eat things.
I want to. I want tosee nature in all of its glory

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and horror. But there are drawbacksfrom that because then I know I'm gonna
sound like a huge hypocrite here.While I want to watch that stuff,
I really don't like animals being injured. I don't mind animals being killed.
I used to hunt, you know, I don't mind the lion hunting down
the gazelle killing it and all thelions eating. That's how they eat.

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I'm not naive. I'm not someanimal right hippie. I just don't like
them suffering. And here's why Idon't like them suffering. I was watching
one one time, and you knowhow unbelievably powerful and fast, in mean
and deadly hippos are. You lookat hippopotamus and you think, look at
this big tub of goo, probablywaddles around, Probably really jecto. I

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should struggle with him. No,they're pretty much the deadliest animal on the
planet and mean territorial. They killpeople. They kill as many people as
crocodiles do, and they're powerful.And this documentary I was watching, and
I'm sure these lions were desperate.It happens to lion prides if the food
isn't there. They decided they weregoing to take on a full grown hippo.

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The hippo was on land and theywere all as you've seen, you've
seen the videos. They're all piledon the sting, they're draped all over
it, and they're trying to becareful because they are aware of the danger
involved if you get too close tothe gigantic chompers on that thing, and
one of the female lions lost herfooting hippo was shaken and got within bite's

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reach. And this hippo turns aroundand chomps down on the head of this
female lion. Now fast forward totheir showing the next day, and this
lion, this female lion, isstill alive, but her jaw is essentially
hanging off her head, the lowerpart of her jaws hanging off her head.

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This is a lion that's never goingto be able to eat again.
And honestly, if the hippo haddied right then, I wouldn't have been
sad. If the lion had diedright then, I wouldn't have been sad.
Okay, that's nature. It's brutal. But that picture of this female
lion dejectedly walking around alone stays withme to this day. And here's why
I find it to be so sad. And this will come back to politics.

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In a moment, she in thatmoment, was unable to save herself.
There's nothing, nothing she could do. She doesn't have the capability of
saving herself. She's in trouble,bad trouble, deadly mortal kind of trouble,
and there's nothing she can do tofix that jaw. It's over.

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She'll die starvation before too long,probably dehydration. I don't even know if
she could drink. So back tothe primaries in fact, elections in general.
I am very, very very hardon GOP primary voters. I am,
and that's not gonna change. I'mgonna remain hard on GOP primary voters.

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It's not out of hate, it'sout of love, trying to wake
people up, shape people up,myself included. I need to always be
more involved. There's always more Ican do. I'm pointing fingers at me
too. I am very very hardon GOP primary voters, and I'm about
to be hard on them again.But it does occur to me. In
fact, I have three different headlineshere that really drive this home to me.

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It occurs to me that the Americanvoter, no matter who they are,
Democrat, Republican, whatever, theAmerican voter, they might not be
able to save themselves. They're notlike you. They're not hyper informed,
they're not interested in getting informed,getting involved for whatever reason. And there's

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not one reason, right, there'sa laundry list of reasons things. These
things take time, These things.It took us. It took us a
long time to get where we are. But when I look at these headlines,
I say to myself, maybe weare that female lion as a country,

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as a voting population, maybe weare that female lion, and we
just we don't have the capability ofsaving ourselves even if we wanted to.
Here's a few things for you here. In fact, I got a couple
emails to go with this too.Chicago's mayor. Chicago mayor's bumpy first year

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tests progressive potential or credentials puzzling somesupporters. Chicagoans ran to the polls and
voted for an ignorant, bigoted,open communists. He's very open about the
fact that he's a socialist, andnow they're just puzzled why things aren't working

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well in Chicago. Here's another headline, Don Bacon, He's a worthless congressman
from Nebraska. Don Bacon fends offprimary challenge from conservative hardliner in Nebraska.
Sixty one percent of the vote,Don Bacon. Every despicable thing you could
do is a gop or He's doneit. Sixty one percent of the vote.

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Headline poll reveals this might be myfavorite one poll reveals Republican appetite for
expanded entitlement programs. Fifty six percentof Republicans would like to see the federal
government do more to support the elderlythrough Medicare and Social Security fifty six percent.

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I obviously have a lot to sayabout all these things, and I'm
going to say them, and itmay come off as harsh, because I
just generally come off as harsh evenwhen I don't want to. But I've
been thinking about this. I wasthinking about it today a lot. I
was thinking about it actually on theway to the studio, that maybe we

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just can't. Here's one Jesse.I'm fed up with my state. This
guy's from Nebraska. All five ofour Rhino congressman cruise to victory. I
called opponents multiple times, so onand so forth. People in this state
also drink bush light and bud likelike water. Never stop for a second

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during the trans transiteiser stuff. I'mfrom a town of one hundred and sixty
people, not one hundred and sixty. One hundred and sixty. The dimes
here too. The local radio stationtakes a break from grain prices in country
music to play the national anthem everyday. At noon. You go out
to any graduation party and everyone willbe sipping transhileser brush. Just like Ilhan

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Omar is an accurate reflection of herconstituents, so is Don Bacon. He
represents the liberal morons of Omaha.I will be officially voting for Democrats for
the first time instead of all theselow tea Republicans in November. Let's talk
nextsy Kelly Show on a Wednesday.It's up day, and we are only

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like ten minutes away from walking awayfrom politics and just talking about some history
for an hour. Does that soundgood to you? It sounds freaking lovely
to me, especially in the wakeof well all these headlines. And in
case you're just now joining us,we're talking about not just the primary votes
that happened last night in places likeNebraska and Maryland and West Virginia, And

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just to clue you in, theymostly went awful. All the rhinos kept
when they all went right back GOPprimary voters mostly sat it out like they
always do. The ones who showedup sixty seventy percent of them showed up
and sent the same rhino back who'sbeen there forever. And I was reading
off these headlines. Poll reveals fiftysix percent of Republicans want the federal government

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to expand Medicare and Social Security.Chicago's people, even his own supporters,
they can't believe. They're puzzled whythe mayor hasn't has and figured it out
yet. I have another email Ijust read run before. Here's another one,
Jesse. I'm a uniform delivery guyin Michigan. On your show,
you're always talking about how Dems getout the vote and how their operation dwarfs

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are pitiful effort. In the uniformbusiness, I talked to a lot of
blue collars salt of the Earth peopledaily, from the guy who sweeps the
floor to the president and CEOs ofmany small to large businesses in the area
where I live. Every day.It's the same old Joe Biden sucks.
I can't afford this, I can'tafford that, blah blah blah blah blah.
The day after any election, Iasked these guys, hey, did

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you vote? No, I wasworking and I didn't have time, is
the answer I get. Like clockwork. I decided this is not acceptable.
Since the people were getting ran overby the system. They're not even participating
sarahed talking to owners about a voterholiday and things like that, and like,
I'm fine with the voter holiday,but it was more about the first
part of that email. I can'tafford this. I can't afford that.

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I can't afford eggs. Oh mygosh, We're in bankruptcy here. I
need a second job. Hey didyou vote yesterday? Vote? There was
an election? Hey do you votein the primary yesterday? I sure did.
I went out and voted for JohnCornan in my primary. He's Texas
Texas Senator. And I saw anad that says he's fighting Joe Biden.
I voted for John Cornan. Isure did vote. I saw Lindsey Graham

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on Fox News last night and hesounded awesome. And as I've said,
as I've done many, many manytimes, I get very very frustrated with
the GOP primary voter. And Ido blame the voter. I do we
have a voting, We have avoter. We have a population problem in
this country. We do now.It's very frustrating because that doesn't apply to

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you. You're sitting here listening tomy show. You consume this stuff,
you probably read it. You listento other shows. You're a person who
has chosen to get involved in beinformed, so it doesn't apply to you,
but the voting population as a whole. I'm going to tell you something
I've told you before, and Iknow it hurts to hear. It sucks
to say we deserve this government.We do. We the people deserve this.

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We have allowed ourselves to be sodumbed down, so lethargic, so
just out of touch with the realityof life, that we deserve this.
I'll tell you something. You knowhow much I rant on democracy, how
it's not a democracy. That's acommunist word. Any word the Communist uses,

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you should never ever, ever,ever ever use ever use it because
they use their language. They choosetheir language to deceive. It's all intended
to deceive. We're not a democracy, We're a representative republic. The Founders
spoke out extensively against a democracy.Democracies are horrible, they're evil places.
And the Communist have decided that theylove that word. They use it all

(33:01):
that anybody that votes republican and doesn'tunderstand you of voting for the end of
democracy. Just paying attention to theSunday shows this past weekend, make this
sacred pledge to you, the defense, protection, and preservation American democracy would
remain as it has been the centralcause of my presidency. American democracy could

(33:22):
end with you. Yeah. Anyway, So we had a sermon in church
on Sunday. Our church actually startedto dig into politics, and to be
honest, they did very very well. I was very very proud on them,
very well. Believe me, youknow it was me. I was
ready to come out of my chair. But they did very well. But
one of the pastors gave a sermonand this this man's a doctor and highly,

(33:45):
highly intelligent individual, and when hegave his sermon on politics, he
called us a democracy. If hesaid it once, he said it about
fifty five times. And I mean, am I angry with him? No
not. But I remember just sittingthere thinking as my blood pressure was rising,
I will admit, but I remembersitting there thinking, man, here

(34:08):
you are, all this education,all this knowledge, this gigantic IQ.
You know, he's forgotten more aboutthe Bible and all kinds of things than
I will ever know in my entirelifetime and just doesn't get it, doesn't
get it. And maybe because he'ssuch a normy and most people are such

(34:31):
enormies. I mean, for youand me, they are, aren't they
don't you look at these people andjust scratch your head. Maybe either they're
at the point, maybe they can'tget it. Maybe voters truly cannot put
two and two together anymore. I'mmad about inflation. Hey give me my
stemy check. Can't you guys passa bill? H Jesse, I can't

(34:52):
afford eggs. Hey, we needto expand medicare. I don't know what
to say, but today, maybeI'm just having a soft day. Maybe
I don't know. Maybe I needto up my chalk supply. Maybe I'm
having a soft day today instead ofanger, honestly, instead of exasperation.
More than anything else, today,I'm sorry for our voters because, just

(35:19):
like that lion with its jaw hangingoff, I don't know that we can
save ourselves. I really genuinely donot. I do not. But whatever,
I'm moving off of that. I'mdone with that. It's too depressing.
I don't want to talk about thatanymore. I'm gonna talk about history.
A while back. A couple weeksago, somebody asked about Sola because
he's on solid side, he says, Saula is the good guy anyway.

(35:39):
If you don't know who Lucius Corneliussla Is Roman killed a bunch of people,
you're gonna enjoy next hour. Ifyou just want to yell and scream
about politics, next hour is probablynot gonna be for you. I'm not
doing any politics next hour, atleast not much of it until I finished
my story. We're doing history.This has been a podcast from Double U O R
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