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It is the Jesse Kelly Show.Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and ask doctor JesseFriday getting through as many of these as
possible. There are so many greatones today. And then I mean,
what else are we going to talkabout? Joe Biden? Yeah? Anyway,
dear rubber rubber room survivor what Trumponly has four more years if he

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survives to get elected. The tarnishon our nation is going to take longer
than four years to part to polishout. Our only hope is he disrupts,
disrupts the status quo enough to alarmthe normy norms to pay more attention.
My question is what can Trump reallydo to fix our problems? It

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seems like all he can do isplay defense. Do you think America will
survive? Okay? Well, whatwhat do we say often now on the
show? Saving America is a process, not an event. It is a
process, not an event. Itwill not ever come down to one election,

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to a presidential election, a congressionalelection. Senate here and Senate that
we have lost a million battles toget us to this place as a country.
We will have to fight and wina million battles to take the country
back. This is one battle.I'm not gonna say it doesn't matter.

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I'm not at all saying that,but I will caution, especially people who
really, really like hardcore Trump people, it's easy to fall into this trap.
If you find a politician who reallyspeaks for you and speaks to you,
and he pushes the things you like, it's easy to view a politician

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as a savior. You're a saviorwho will do all the things you want
done. We've talked about this before, how they become a symbol, and
this is it's not unique to Trump. It's happened a million times throughout history.
You'll take a man who's just aman, and you'll take all your
wants and your hopes and your dreams, and you'll project that onto him,

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and you'll say, you do everything, and in your mind he is the
lion who will go forward and fightfor you for all the things you care
about. And that's no man,not Trump or anybody. Those kind of
men do not exist on the planet. They don't exist. All of us
will dig in and save the countryor we will fail. When it comes

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to Trump, if he gets electedagain in November, it's better than Joe
Biden being elected. Okay, it'sbetter than Joe Biden being elected. However,
and I'm not got at all tryingto lower your excitement. You need
to temper your expectations extremely even.Look, what's one of the main Trump

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campaign talking points at this time.He's using it a lot. I support
the talking point, I support himdoing it. But what is one of
the main Trump campaign talking points?Mass deportation? He has brought it up
several times now, Mass deportation,This mass deportation. That do you hear

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Mike Johnson? Today? Trump justbacked Mike Johnson, went down, took
a picture with him. Trump backsMike Johnson wants him to remain, as
speaker has said so publicly. Hewent to social media and said it publicly
yesterday. Trump and Mike Johnson havedecided to join forces for November. It's
an understandable thing. It helps bothof them out. Mike Johnson needs to

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cover Trump provides. Trump, ifhe is elected again, is going to
need a Congress who will work withhim. But did you hear what Mike
Johnson said? Listen to this.The former president who wants to be the
next president said one of his plans, is he talked to Time magazine,
is to round up the eleven tofifteen million illegals and then go through them
and find out who belongs here andwho doesn't. Would you support that absolutely?

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And President Trump and I have talkedabout this at length. But the
challenge will have is finding them,Brian, As you know, they've been
spread out everywhere DHS, the DepartmentHome Land Security in may Orcus. The
reason we impeached him is because he'san abject failure and they're not keeping track
of where these people are. Sowe will have the greatest challenge of our
generation to try to find them,to round them up first. And that's

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a very serious problem. Well,we know where the hotels are. We
could point you there. We couldhelp in New York City. You heard
it, didn't you? What'd youhear? The excuses have already begun.
Do you really think Mike Johnson,who has caved to Democrat media pressure every
second of the way since he becamespeaker, do you think Mike Johnson is

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going to turn into some deportatient warrior. It doesn't matter. I will take
all the incoming fire. We mustsave America by rounding up all these people
and deporting them. Do you getthe impression that that is that what you
heard here? The former president wantsto be the next president said. One
of his plans, is he talkedto Time magazine, is to round up

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the eleven to fifteen million illegals andthen go through them and find out who
belongs here and who doesn't. Wouldyou support that absolutely? And President Trump
and I have talked about this atlength. But the challenge will have is
finding them, Brian. As youknow already, the excuses have begun.
Let's say Trump gets in there andTrump really is some drain the swamp,

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deep state fighting warrior who wants togo all in and deport twenty million people
and go after all these things.And I'm not saying that's the case.
You have not seen evidence of thatwith his FBI comments and everything else.
But let's say that is the case, that he is this deep state America
first warrior, and he's gonna grainit'swomp and the next four years are gonna

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be different. Okay, even ifwe had that, he needs Congress,
he needs the house full of warriorswho will back him up laws everything else.
Senate full of warriors who will backhim up. He needs judges ags
across the country backing him up.This is if he's the deep state draining

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warrior. Temper your expectations. Itwill be better than with Joe Biden.
Will have fewer economic regulations, whichwill help the economy grow, will open
up the job market. We willhave better immigration enforcement at the border.
No, there won't be a massdeportation. Anyone telling you that's a liar

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or an idiot. But there willbe better enforcement at the border. All
right, Is that enough? No? But look, these things are getting
better. We will have a moresane foreign policy. But is he going
to get there and save America?No? No, And in fact,
to wrap this up, so I'mgonna move on to other things. You
finish up the question of I'm worriedit's too late. Look if it's too

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late, or if it's almost toolate. If that's how you view it,
and a lot of people view itthat way. If that's how you
view it, then whether or notDonald Trump gets elected is not going to
matter. It's not The November electiondoes matter. Every battle we fight does
matter, is important, but theyare all just one battle in a million.

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There's not going to be one decisivebattle that decides whether or not America
is saved or not. That isnot going to happen. Saving America is
a process, not an event.November is just another part of that process.
Maybe we will win that battle andmake some marginal gains or at least

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stop the losses. Maybe we willlose that battle then continue to lose ground.
But even if we lose that battle, it's still a process. We
have a million other battles. I'vetold you before. Look, we here
in Texas, we have school boardelections this year. We could wake up
on November after the election day andwe could wake up to Joe Biden having

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beaten Donald Trump. Hope that doesn'thappen, but it could. We could
wake up to that. Yet,we could wake up to that combined with
one hundred school board wins. I'mtalking school boards across the country being flipped
taken from the dirty commies, andwe win it. Would you consider that

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day If that's what happens, it'sa big if. There's a lot of
work to do between now and then. If that happens, would you consider
November a success or a failure?Well, it's important. You think about
that the right way. That isan unbelievable success. If we end up
winning all these school board races,but God forbid lose the presidency, because

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we'll have won all these other littlebattles. The battles are all around us,
and on a larger level before wemove on to other things. Remember
this is why I don't harp onpeople on the right who have different pet
projects they're into. Whether it's you, you're into something, or this radio
guy or this writer or something.People have so many different things they're passionate

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about. I want to fight againstthe climate change stuff. All the LGBTQ
stuff grosses me out. I wantlower taxes. We have to fight communism
in the corporate world. We haveto create movies and music. We have
to do a fight for school boardsonly school boards. Hey, we need
to take back the sheriff's offices inthe country. And people will come to
me and say, Jesse, whatdo you think about this? Yes,
yes, fine. There are amillion battles. Like Chesty Puller said when

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the Marines were surrounded at Korea,we're surrounded, zimprovise our problem. We
can attack in any direction we wantbecause they're all around us because we are
so culturally surrounded. Just fight something, because we all have to fight these
battles. All right, all right, somebody's worried about, well, not
worried. Somebody thinks Democrats might stayhome because they're so sour on Biden.

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What do I think about that?Somebody is Jewish and fighting with their Jewish
family. How much should you fightwith your family? Some dude wants to
know if dudes should ever get amassage from another dude. All that and
more is still to come before weget to those very important topics. Let's
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You can email us Jesse at Jessekellyshow dot com. Let us get back
to them big Montana, He says, do you think come November a large
chunk of Democrats will stay home becausethey secretly know life was better under Trump.
The hardcres won't. But Dems havenorms and normous too. What say
you? I do? Actually Ido? How many I don't know?

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Is it going to be enough toovercome the things Democrats do? I don't
know, But there's no question thereare norms in normas. Who are Democrats?
Most of these Democrats are older ones, older, more blue collar ones.
And remember how many Democrats are onfixed income? Democrats and Republicans we

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have a lot of older Americans whoparticipate in elections. Older Americans are much
better about voting than young people are. How many people out there are Democrats
living on Social Security and now youcan't afford the grocery bill every month.
You think that's going to affect howthey vote. It's gonna it's gonna matter
how much. I don't know,but it is definitely going to matter.

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Like we don't. We all wantto know because we're so invested in elections.
We all want to know. Wewant someone to tell us that everything's
gonna be okay, that it's gonnathat we're gonna win, We're gonna do
this. That nobody knows how Novemberis going to turn out, nobody,

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No one knows these presidential elections.Every now and then you'll get someone who
calls it right. But everyone,myself included, guesses on these things.
We can see these big societal trends. But oftentimes political people like you,
like me, we're oftentimes the worstones to ask about who will win an

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election because we're too close. Weknow you're hyper informed. I'm hyper informed.
We know all the issues. Weknow this or that. The people
who decide elections aren't like you.They are like me. That's the hard
part about being hyperinformed. You knowso much more than everyone else around you.
We don't know what the norms innormas see and what they don't see.

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I was discussing this with you lastweek when it came to all the
campus protests and all the other stuff, and the GOP won't do anything,
but they're passing deals on anti semitism. And I came on the show and
I said, Man, I hangout with norms and normas all the time.
Not one person has brought up collegeprotests to me. They don't give
a crap. They care about jobsand the economy and inflation and stuff like
that. Yet if you pay attentionto the GOP media and the Democrat media,

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it's all they'll talk about is collegecampus. The normal people don't care
about Columbia. They don't they don'twant anti semitism. They don't care about
NYU. They're not emotionally invested init. Hey, Jesse, could you
discuss in further detail why we shouldbuy gold slash silver? What would it
be used for? How to determinehow much you need, how long you

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think a person has to get theright amount set aside. I am fairly
prepared except for in this area,and I know I need to do something.
I have a good amount of moneyin savings, as well as money
in the stock market and IRA accountswith a financial advisor. Plus I own
my home. Thank you. Okay, Well, there will be many people
who disagree with me on this.But when it comes to preparations, amo

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water, medical supplies, do notforget medical supplies, basic medicines, that's
a part of preparation. And goldor silver coins coins. Remember, bars
don't do you any good. You'renot gonna walk around with gold bars.
Get gold or silver coins. Whenit comes to that stuff, I'm a
huge believer in doing it incrementally,in never ever ever doing something that makes

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you uncomfortable now, meaning puts youout. Now. I love to buy
ammunition, and I do buy ammunition. I never go out and buy ten
thousand rounds. It's too much money. I wait. I monitor websites,
I wait until it's on sale,and oh hey, look for a hundred
bucks, I can get an extrathis and I'll just buy a little there.

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When it comes to things like goldand silver coins, I don't want
you to do anything like that.Now, know I'm probably supposed to tell
you to do that. I'm nevergonna do that. Do not unload your
life savings and go buy gold orsilver coins. What can you do comfortably?
What can you do comfortably? Thendo just that. But I don't
have a million dollars worth? Okay, who does? No one has that

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kind of stuff. I certainly don't. No one has that kind of stuff.
Something. Now, as far aswhat you can use them for,
the beauty of gold and silver coinsis your options with precious metals are endless.
Look, maybe we'll have a zombieapocalypse and the Chinese will invade and
you'll have to use silver coins inorder to purchase food so your family doesn't

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starve to death. I don't thinkthat's ever going to happen, but it
could, you know, I don'tthink that's ever gonna happen, but it
certainly could. What if the dollarcontinues to go down and the government,
in response to the destruction of thedollar, changes our currency to being exclusively

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the digital dollar. They've wanted thedigital dollar forever so they can control your
spending and track your spending. Ifthe government does that, freedom loving people
like me like you. We willhave to walk away from that system.
I will not have my dollar trackedby the government. I will not.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show ona Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.

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And you can still email the showif you want, Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. We still havea ton to get to. There's so
many good ones. Okay, solet's address this one. Lady writes in
I'm not going to go over theemail again. She's Jewish, She's the
only person in her Jewish family whovotes Republican. And someone has someone asked

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the question, I'll go over thisin just a second about why that's the
case. Why do two thirds ofJewish people in America vote Democrat. There
is a little bit of history there. But how should you handle that?
She said, she gets aggravated everytime she brings it up. They're still
going to vote for Biden, soon and so forth. She doesn't understand
it. Listen, I'm not tellinganybody, and I would never tell anybody

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to give up on your family.It's your family, your mother, it's
your father, sisters, brothers,it's your family. You don't give up
on your family. I'm not sayingthat, however, you have to at
some point in time understand when certainpeople politically cannot be saved and you only

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hurt yourself, only hurt yourself bytrying to save them. You've seen this
in your personal life. I knowyou have. I have. Maybe you've
gone through this people, maybe someonewho's struggling with alcohol or drugs, or
maybe you struggle with alcohol or drugsand you get really hooked in and you
get addicted, and people are tryingto help, They're trying to pull you

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out of it. Let's get youto rehab's do this, let's do that,
And because you're so in it orthey're so in it with the addiction,
that they only end up getting hurtand sad and angry by trying to
help you. And the truth is, you probably have to get to a
place where you want to help yourselfbefore anyone can help you. If you

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are trying to wake up family membersand they don't want to wake up,
at some point you just got tolet them go. Some people cannot be
pulled out of the world of makebelieve in which they live. Those would
be democrats. Some people, mostdemocrats, especially once they get older.

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This is really hard for people onthe right to understand. They don't want
to leave their world of make believe, and they know in some cases it's
a world to make believe. Rememberwe read that email a while back and
the guy wrote in I forget whatthe situation was, but one of his
friends was a Democrat, and hisfriend flat out told him, I don't

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like talking politics with you, becausewhen I talk politics with you, I
end up questioning everything I believe.After a certain age, you would rather
live the lie you've always known thanstep out of that window, step out
of that world to make believe andknow the truth. That's a fact I've

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told you before about me and abuddy, the two New York buddies of
mine. One's a Republican, theother one's a Democrat. The acquaintances is
more of what I would call it. And we were having the three of
us were having an argument one day, well, they were having an argument.
The Republican guy was all over theDemocrat. Don't you see what's happened
in New York? Look what's happenedto our city. I can't believe this.
In the Democrat, it was likeit was like you were talking to

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the wall and I haven't seen anythingwrong. Oh fine to me, And
it was obviously either lying or blind. Everyone can see what's happening. And
my Republican buddy's beating his head againstthe wall. What do you mean you
can't see? And he's getting hisblood pressure up and he's screaming and yelling
and find that. He reaches outto me privately and he says, Jesse,
why won't you back me up?You're the one who knows all this

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stuff. And I just flat outtold him, brother, I don't spend
much time arguing with Democrats because theydon't listen. It's like speaking to the
wall. Why would I bother lookat you? Your blood pressure's up.
He's still a nutball. I'm sittingover here totally calm. I won,
and so did he. You're theone who lost. Let him go,

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Hi, Jesse, perhaps you couldexplain to me why Jews typically vote Democratic.
That was from Michael Rotman. Well, one of the main reasons is
tradition. A lot of people votethe way they vote because of tradition,
because that's the way mom and dadvoted, and so that's how you were

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raised. Now, why is therea tradition for Jewish people to vote Democrat
in America. This goes clear backto FDR. Remember, people hating Jews
is not exactly a new phenomenon.It's been around for as long as there
have been Jews. It's just theway it goes. And in America that
was the case, very very verymuch for most of our early history.

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I don't want to act like wewere a bunch of jew hating savages in
here, I'm not saying that,but Jewish people, because we were founded
by Christians and we are we wereat least a Christian nation, there was
always that kind of tension there,and so Jewish people were not welcome in
the government for the longest time,and the government people would flat out say

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it. A lot of that stuffhas been covered up by history. But
people in government, Republican and Democrat, ah, no, we're not going
to have a Jewish person here,Na, that's not going to be No,
we're not going to do that.And then FDR came along. FDR
the Democrats. Democrat he was thefirst, the first American president to welcome

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Jews into his administration. That ledJewish people in America to believe, well,
hey, that's our party. Republicansdidn't Democrats welcomed us, and so
tradition is powerful. Look, Igo through this in my family. Why
did I start voting Republican. It'snot because I had any knowledge about politics

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or anything like that. My parentsand they're not hugely political people. We
never talked to a lot of politics, but they were Republican and they told
me. I asked them one day, Dad, what are we? We're
Republican and that's what I knew.So I started because that's how my parents
started. And that's a very veryvery powerful thing. And tradition is a

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powerful thing. Jay Steele, I'ma sixty year old dime from the Free
State of Florida. I have astatement and a question. My mom was
a housewife and she was the greatestwoman who ever graced the planet. She
passed away in twenty nineteen. Imiss her every day. When people would
ask what she did for a living, I would respond, I'm a domestic
engineer. Question. Are strawberry blondes? Redheads are blondes? My dad always

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called me Blondie growing up, soI always considered myself a blonde. But
I was in a restaurant the otherday and a woman came up to me
and said, you have the mostbeautiful red hair. I was horrified.
Please settle my personal nightmare. Marcyis her name, Marsy. This is
gonna hurt. Okay, but itshouldn't hurt. But it's gonna hurt.

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All right. You're a redhead,Marsy. All right, you're a redhead.
It doesn't matter how much chocolate youput in a glass of milk.
Even a drop makes it chocolate milk. Marsy. The reason your dad called
you blondie is because he only wantedto see the good thing about you,

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so when he looked at you,he couldn't see the red in your hair.
He only wanted to think of youin a positive light because your father
loved you so much. For yourdad, he probably went to his death
actually thinking you're blonde. But thestranger in the restaurant was a woman.
Women are way more perceptive about detailsand little things like that. You're a

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redhead, Marcy, and look,hey, don't sit there and beat yourself
up over it. People live withdisabilities every single day. Maybe you'll qualify
for one of the handicap stickers foryour car. How about that? Primo
parking everywhere you go. And youlive in Florida where every parking lot basically

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half of them are handicapped parking spots. So there's that. Maybe you can
reach out to the Social Security Administrationand let him know I've been diagnosed as
a redhead? Do I qualify fordisability? Do I do these things?
You don't have to be down justbecause it's sixty You've now found out there
are some things about yourself that arehorrible. You just keep on marching,

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keep your head down, maybe dieat first, and then keep your head
down and keep on going. Allright, all right, Now we have
to tackle a couple big issues.One George Soros, big Pharma. The
other one should dudes ever get amassage from other dudes? That? And
something out of the military. Next, it is the Jesse Kelly Shoe on

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a Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday. If you miss any part of the
show, you can download the wholething on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.
Jesse. So, if Ken Paxtonand worthwhile leaders cannot go after George Soros,
big pharma and the real corruption inour country, what hope do we
have of saving our once great wellwhat he's referring to is I talked about

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this the other day. What she'sreferring to or he whoever it is.
Ken Paxton is the Attorney General ofState of Texas, and he got impeached.
They tried to impeach him, totoss him out of office by the
Republicans in the state legislature. Andthis was right after he started digging into
big Pharma, right after Ken Paxtonstarted using his position as he should to

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attack the system itself. Now,couple things. One that failed, it
did fail. But two, thisis what I mean when I say it's
a process, not an event.To save the country. We need better

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Republicans all across the board. Weput our heart and soul and hopes and
dreams into the President or the Houseor the Senate. We need I need
a better school board in my town. I need a better state legislature in
my state. We have so muchwork to do. The reason that impeachment

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came is because Texans GOP. Texanshad previously been lazy and uninterested in improving
the Texas State GOP. It turnedinto a swampy, corrupt, rhino field
disaster, and that revealed how badit was, and since then, I'm
proud to say many of those Republicanshave been bounced from their seats. So

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the next time a Texas AG orKen Paxton or otherwise just chooses to fight
the system, he will have thebacking of Republicans behind him to stop something
like that from happening. The reasonI've been well, we talked about it
earlier, tempering expectations for what Trumpmay or may not be able to accomplish

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in his next four years if hegets them, is not necessarily about what
he wants to do, what hecan do, what he can't do.
It's not really about him at all. It's about these people who he's going
to meet. The former president whowants to be the next president said one
of his plans, is he talkedto Time magazine, is to round up
the eleven to fifteen million illegals andthen go through them and find out who

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belongs here and who doesn't. Wouldyou support that absolutely? And President Trump
and I have talked about this atlength. But the challenge will have is
finding them, Brian. As youknow, they've been spread out everywhere DHS,
the Department Home Land Security in NewYork. Is the reason we impeached
him. Is because he's an abjectfailure and they're not keeping track of where
these people are. This is whyI don't like jd Vance being Donald Trump's

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VP and he's on the short list. It's because I love jd Vance.
It's because jd Vance is one ofthe good senators. Donald Trump is going
to need a lot of allies ifhe's going to accomplish anything. He's going
to need allies in the House,allies in the Senate. It's so much

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bigger than one position. But thatagain, it comes back to the Ken
Paxton question. It comes back reallyto this. We have a million battles
to fight. There's not one.It's not white House or bust. There
are a million battles to fight.As for you, let's talk about you.

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Are you ready to stop a badman from hurting you? I mean
physically if you run into a badman tonight. I saw a video yesterday
out of New York City. Oneof the more eye opening things. Some
dude, very clearly a professional scumbag, came up behind some woman right on
the sidewalk and had some lasso thingready to go zoop right around her neck

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from behind dragged her in between somecars in New York City. Do you
carry something on you that will allowyou to stop a bad man from doing
what he wants to you. That'swhat Burna is about. It's a non
lethal pistol launcher. Swat teams aroundAmerica use burna. What it shoots either

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pepper balls or tear gas balls orthese kinetic rounge, just these hard plastic
things. But it's legal in allfifty states. You don't need a permit,
you don't need a background check.I carry lethal and non lethal.
I believe in that. I lovehaving a non lethal option. If I
go out to my car tonight afterthe show's over and there's some half crazed
homeless dude laysing around my car andI don't want to kill the guy,

(32:45):
maybe I'll just pop in one inthe chest and call the cops so he
can live and I can have aclear conscience. B Whyrna burna dot com
slash Jesse gets you ten percent off, Get your hands, Get everyone in
your family at burna. You sleepbetter at night. Mother's days coming up.

(33:05):
Get Mama burna. She'll thank youfor it. Hopefully she doesn't need
to, but it may save herlife. Jay Steele, My wife has
fallen into the routine of getting onehundred dollars massage every month and goes on
and on about how great it is. It sounds wonderful, But nevertheless,
I've got a conundrum. I thinkI'd feel guilty getting a massage from a
female, and as sure as heckain't getting one from a man. Why

(33:30):
do women have no issue getting amassage from another woman? Am I up
the creek? What's say you?By the way, thanks for putting the
image of you stuck on the toiletafter your lunches in my head. Okay,
Look, there are very simple ruleswhen it comes to massages for men
and women, and there are verysimple double standards here, and there should

(33:53):
be. For a dude, youcannot get a massage from another it's not
allowed. You don't allow another dudeto put his hands on you when you
are undressed. That is not somethingthat's done. If that's something you want
to do, go join the navy. That's one. So if you're a

(34:16):
dude and you want a massage,it has to be from a woman.
Now, if you're a woman,you also have to only get massages from
other women, because the wife isnot going to go get disrobed and have
some dude put his hands on her. Because I'm a dude and I know

(34:37):
how dudes think, and that's goingto be a no for me. Absolutely
no. So whether you're a manor whether you're a woman, you can
only ever get a massage from women. Essentially, dude massage therapists should not
be a thing. It should notbe a thing that exists. In fact,
it should be outlawed. Dear Jesse, I'm concerned about Trump's primary votes

(35:02):
about a month ago in Pennsylvania andIndiana. Last night, this was from
Tuesday. Each state voted twenty twopercent for other. All right, I
addressed this a little bit last night, but I didn't actually finish every part
of it. This keeps happening inthese GOP primaries where everyone has dropped out

(35:23):
of the race. Donald Trump's theonly Republican running, Donald Trump's going to
be the nominee. Yet in thesestates, and this is happening every single
state, about twenty twenty five percentor so, they're not voting for Trump,
They're voting for other. They're notcoming home. Now, I'm not

(35:44):
going to go with what I wentover last night that most people eventually come
home because they do. Traditionally,that's the way it's gone. You stand
strong for your guy in the primary, then you end up voting for the
nominee. Traditionally, that's how it'sgone. Now, looking at what's happening
in these primaries, should Trump fansbe concerned. Let's talk about that next
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