May 10, 2024 • 37 mins
What does full conquest mean? RFK’s abortion opinion. Why democrats are wanting to count illegals for congressional seats? Living were people share your values. Unable to call out basic facts because the system demands you lie. Hearing literally everywhere you go.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday,
dig into the latest and worst from the FBI. Talk
about this citizenship bill and what it actually shows.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I think I might want a brain implant.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
We'll get to some emails and so much more coming
at this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
All right, I should probably do this first. Uh RFK Junior.
There are a lot of you voting for him, I
should say, some of you. He has become an option
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for many people who are angry with Trump, angry about
whatever it may be, vaccines, whatever it is. And RFK
speaks out loudly. To his credit, he speaks out loudly
against all this big pharm of stuff. But I just
never came around on him, because that is hard. He's
still a Democrat and he's still a Kennedy. And he
sat down with Sage Steel, I know what a name,
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and he said.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
This, so, in other words, keeping it as is with
Roe versus Weight having been overturned, and leaving it up
to the states to determine if and when a woman
can have an abortion.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, I wouldn't leave it to the stage.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Wouldn't right, I.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Would, he would say completely.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's up to the We should leave it to the woman.
We shouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Government involved, even if it's full term.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Even if it's full term. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Uh, Look, I don't expect everyone to vote on this issue.
I do vote on this issue. Everyone has their own thing.
As soon as you have your thing, it's something that matters,
that's fine, So let's set that part of it aside.
And I don't expect everyone to be as pro life
as I am. I understand that I am on the
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extreme on the issue. I don't apologize for it. I'm
not wrong, but I don't expect every I don't care
if everyone agrees with me. It doesn't bother me at all. However,
if you're one.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Of these.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Full term abortion guys, that really shows you more than
anything where we are culturally with our value system in
this country. A full term baby, a full term baby,
a baby that's just about to pop and cry and.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Eat, and you're okay with killing it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Having that position you me, we can argue about taxes, Hey,
what's the best way to handle illegal immigration? Like they're
spending you and me? We can have these argue it'so
all day long, and we should we should debate these things.
Feeling like it's okay for a baby to be executed
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at full term, that should be that should come with
such social shame that you should have to move and
change your name like it should be saying on camera,
and I realized, this is the Democrat position. Every Democrat
in the House and Senate has taken this position. This
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is the Democrat position. So I understand it's widespread now.
That is as disgusting as announcing publicly that you're a pedophile.
It is just as evil in disgusting as that, and
yet it's accepted.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's just something.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
People say, a full term yeah, kill it, screw it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you know nothing about the human body or life
or that baby?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
If nothing, and the fact that that doesn't come forget
about RFK. Okay, he's nutball who loves abortion whatever. Having
that position not get him just completely ostracized.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Speak so poorly of where we are culturally in this country.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Because even if you thought that, and maybe you think that,
maybe you're sitting there listening to me right now, thinking that,
even if you thought that, you should instinctively know I
better not tell anyone, because otherwise I'll just get destroyed
for it. Like that's you should know the culture is
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going to reject your position so badly that you have
to keep it quiet. But it shows you where we
are culturally that this come out and say it now,
all of them, every Democrat without a care in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh yeah, kill them all.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Let God sort them out, every one of them. So
we were talking about earlier about punishment and why it's important,
and in fact, we were talking about the FBI earlier,
why it's important that Congress punished the FBI. Congress should
be stripping their funding. They should be should be not
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a dime forget about not a dime for a new building.
Then they'll set that aside. There shouldn't be a dime
for the FBI. They should be being brought to heal
as we speak, for all the evil things they've been
doing in recent years.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But it has it hasn't happened, has it?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
In fact, if you look on the horizon, just let's
be honest with each other here. I know we control
the House, and I know Trump's up in the polls,
but let's be honest, just doing me talking. How hopeful
do you? How hopeful.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Are you that the.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
GOP is going to punish the FBI? But Chris is laughing. Honestly,
who's going to do that?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Who is it? Lindsey Graham? Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Can you imagine the file they have on Lindsay Graham. Anyway, Look,
they haven't punished the FBI. There's nobody threatening to punish
the FBI. So we have headlines like this. This is
from Post Millennial. The FBI restarts communications with social media
companies over disinformation ahead of the twenty twenty four election.
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Do I need to remind everybody that during the last
election cycle, the FBI chose to get intimately involved in
the election so they could cost Donald Trump his presidency
and hand it to Joe Biden. And they went so
far as to having social media companies censored stories that
were going to be damaging to Joe Biden's chances. The
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Federal Bureau of Investigation did that, and after that, you me,
all of us, we were so mad.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We gave the GOP back the house.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, go fetch some things, and they didn't fix or
defund a single thing. And so you can be mad
that the FBI is.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Going to do the same thing. All over again. But
just like we talked about before, why wouldn't they.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Where's the disincentive? Why wouldn't they do it all again?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Do you remember you remember Kevin Klin Smith.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We talked about him a little bit last night when
we were going off on the FBI. But Kevin Clin Smith,
he was the FBI lawyer who lied on that form
in order to violate Trump's civil rights so they could
spy on Trump's campaign. He lied on a FIZA he lied,
he lied, And did you know that, not only is
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Kevin Kline Smith not in prison for the rest of
his life, Kevin Klein Smith is still a practicing lawyer.
Didn't even get disbarred, and he's now filthy rich at
a prestigious law law firm.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Did you know that what, Chris?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, he got six months.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Probation, didn't even get didn't even spend a day in jail,
not a day, used his position at the FBI to
attack the Republican nominee for president on behalf of the Democrats,
violated his civil rights, lied to the courts, and didn't
do a day in jail. In fact, still practicing law. Again,
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I ask, where's the disincentive. There is none because the
GOP won't take away the funding. The GOP wants to
fund them and build them a brand new building. What's
the disincentive? Why would they ever stop? What have we
done to incentivize? What has the GOP done to incentivize
the communists to stop?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Why would they? I don't even blame them.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I look at these articles now and I don't even
get as mad as I used to at the FBI.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
What how could I blame them? A dog's gonna eat
the food you leave on the floor. You keep leaving
it on the floor, It's canna eat the food. It's
at some point it's your fault for leaving the food
down on the floor. Let's get to some emios.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Hey, Jesse, I heard the email at someone upset at
you about making an Irish slur. That reminded me of
what you said last week about how our borders, how
our open borders might end up letting in Italians. I
forgot I said that I'm an Italian American, and I
thought that was the funniest thing I'd heard in a
long time. Please keep up the Italian insults. I find
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them hilarious, and they make me feel like I'm part
of the show. Her name is Karen. Karen, you are
part of the show. You are one of our Italian listeners,
and I love it that we have people listening from prison.
Dear history buff, can you give an example of civilization
actually doing a full conquest?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And how okay? Full conquest?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We talked about this before, about the dangers of half conquest,
and you see this throughout the world. It's not just
the United States of America. We did a half conquest
here with the Indians. Well, no, we want your land,
but we want to be nice, but we want your land. Okay,
we'll give you other land. All right, you can have
this land, but not that land. And now who benefited
from that us? No, it's terrible them. No, you've been
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to a reservation, it's terrible. Didn't work out well for anyone.
Half conquest. That's the Israelis right now, how well half
conquest works out, doesn't work out? Take a place or
don't take a place. Don't take a place halfway. So
let's talk about full conquest, shall we. Before we talk
about that, it might get a little uncomfortable. I want
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you to conquer the corporate world. I want me to
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Speaker 2 (11:46):
Kelly, We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It is an amazing Thursday.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And you need to email your Thursday questions by the
way Jesse or Friday questions. Questions for Friday, but it's Thursday.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Email those into Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris,
how much time do we have left in the show?
I'm falling behind on this GOP citizenship stuff?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
How I have? I don't I need a clock in here.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Either way, I'll try to hurry before we get to
That guy wanted to know about full conquest because I
lament half conquest. I think it's evil. I think it's wrong.
I think it ends up hurting all parties involved. Well,
many many, many, many many empires throughout history did full conquest.
In full conquest doesn't mean you have to pull a
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Ganghis Khan and kill every man, woman, and child and pet.
That's not what I mean by full conquest. Full conquest
simply means there are no no. You don't get your
own separate area. You don't get your own separate little
country or reservation or town. No, there's not going to
be any separation. You are going to be absorbed into
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our empire. Now how that is done, There have been
a million different ways that's been done. And to be honest,
this is something nations. Conquering nations have struggled with forever
what's the best way to bring them in. Two of
the best I've ever seen at it, from what I
can read, are Romans in the Brits. The Brits really really,
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really did it well. And here's why. The Brits believed,
not only do you have to be helpful to the
people you're conquering. And I'm not making the Brits out
to be some wonderful, gentle people. I love Brits and
I'm not even against conquests, so I'm not saying that.
But look, they killed a lot of people in their conquests.
I'm saying I understand that. But the Brits believed a
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you had to move in physically your people. If you're
going to conquer an area, don't just send in an
army and kill all the bad guys.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You have to move there, and not just move though.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I'm not talking about build a tent, build a school,
build a town, build a hospital, British people hopping on
a boat moving there. You have to physically occupy any
area you conquer, and you have to start to weave
the local populations into what you do. Now I'm not
going to say the Brits were perfect at this. It's
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part of the reason they lost India, the way they
lost it. They just could never get it right. But
the Romans did the same kind of thing, like after
when the Romans would conquer a place like Gaul. When
Caesar conquers Gaul, there are all these Gallic tribes. One
thing they never ever, ever, ever, ever did, and they
wouldn't even consider doing it with a country like that,
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the Gauls, they wouldn't say, well, you just keep your country, Uh,
just keep it. No, no, it's ours. You can keep
your customs and keep your religion. In fact, you do
you When we need troops, you're gonna send them. When
we need taxes, you're gonna pay them.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You are going to.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Acknowledge that Caesar is supreme over you, not whatever chief
that is. But you can keep your thing, keep your tribe.
But they would, very similar to the Brits, begin to
weave these people into their society, because you can do
that when you are the technologically superior power. So if
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you want this Gallic village full of barbarians to finally
come around and be fully Roman, in fact, we want
a Roman city here one day. Well, you don't necessarily
have to kill them all and vacate the land.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Go build them an aqueduct, how about.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
A local government building. Oh that's very nice. Oh they're
enjoying it, are they?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Oh? Public baths? Are they enjoying these things?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
You begin to just slowly but surely. I don't want
to say, buy your way in, but provide prove to
them the superiority of your way of life, and they
will adopt it in the end. What you can't do
is allow a nation to sit there separately. All right,
let's step that aside. Speaking of a separate nation, let's
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talk about illegal immigration GOP bill. They tried to pass one.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
They failed.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Don't worry about that, but you should understand every single
Democrat voted against it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
And what was it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
It was a bill that said you can't count illegals
in the census. You can't count illegals in the census. Now,
it was always going to fail because this issue is
not a tiny side issue to Democrats. It's everything to them.
And it's not because they're kind to the illegals. People
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are leaving Blue states. They are they're leaving California, they're
leaving New York. They're leaving these states, and the population
draining means these states are not going to get the
same number of Congressional districts, meaning the blue state power
in Congress is going to shrink a less. Yes, of course,
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you fill up your blue state with illegals and then
count them in the census, then it looks like your
state didn't lose any people at all. That is why
every Democrat stands against it. And wrap your mind around this.
Every Democrat voted against it. Every single Democrat in the
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House of Representatives voted to have illegals count as part
of the census, every single one. How do we overcome that,
not the law itself. Not worried about the law. I'm
not worried about the I'm not even worried about this year.
How do we overcome one of the two major political
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parties just making it official that they hate America. America sucks,
America belongs to the illegals. I mean, they very clearly
believed this is New York City Councilman.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Families in our districts. Why adults just getting their lives
started here after trekking thousands of miles in the jungle
from a traumatic homeland to a place that they want
to restart a life with the opportunity for democracy. Nothing
at all except for a doubling down by this administration
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that this is the right policy to address the influx
of asylum seekers. And like our controller mention at the
hearing for.
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Speaker 2 (19:46):
Is he smarter than everyone who knows?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Does he think so?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Member.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Don't go
to Google apparently that's gone. Now I'll get to the
the religion of illegal immigration, communism, Marxism, how it's all
kind of how they're all crossing swords here in just
a couple of minutes. Before I get to that, let's
get to a couple emails. Hey, Jesse, how do you
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balance wanting to visit awesome cities like New York City
and not wanting to support the commis. I prefer to
support cities and localities that align with our values, but
that would limit where we go. Thanks, and please keep
my name private. Well, I will put it to you
this way. If you're wanting to visit cool places in
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the country, and it's a place like New York City,
that's that's obviously going downhill quickly, sooner rather than later
would be preferred. But let me address really the point
of your question. They don't represent our values, so why
do we spend money there? Well, I don't look at
it that way, in that I don't feel that any
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city itself, any town, any location, shares my values.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It's not that the location shares my values. The people do.
Where the people don't.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
You know, New York City's full of small businesses. It's
actually got tons of Republicans in it. They're surrounded. It's
got tons of Republicans in it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You can go to it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Look if you want to go to New York City
and take your family to the Statue of Liberty and
see the nine to eleven Museum, which I think every
American should see the nine to eleven Museum. It is
just one of those heavy things but so so necessary.
You walk out of there saying, gosh, that was hard,
but I'm glad I did it. It's one of those
things you need to go do that. It's not as
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if if you want to stick in small town America,
how do you know that that convenience store you stop
to stock up on craft and hot dogs for the campfire.
How do you know that convenience store didn't have mask
in vaccine mandates during the COVID lockdowns.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
You don't know. I don't know, right, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I guess I don't look at as far as living there.
I wouldn't go to New York City. I wouldn't protest
in New York City, LA. Those kind of places. But
for you and your family, go visit. If you want
to go visit, if you can do so safely and
you can afford it, go visit.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I just don't.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I don't look at a location when it comes to
my money and say they're all dirtball comedies.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You want to talk to some hardcore righties, go get
in a cab or an uber in a place.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Like New York City. It's not universal, but.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Lots of those guys are freaking hardcore, man, they're real,
real hardcore. Speaking of hardcore, let's just do a little
example of how bad the mind control is when you're
part of the communist cult. So we were just talking
about open borders and how they're all all of them
are for it, every one of them abortion up to term.
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They're all for it, every single one of them, every Democrat.
They won't stray from it, They're not allowed to stray
from it, and it gets to an uncomfortable level. Education
Secretary Miguel Cardona was asked today about his daughter, What
if it was your daughter having to shower in these
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locker rooms with dudes. That's a pretty easy question to answer,
is it not. You can tell he wants to answer
it in the way any father would want to answer it.
But listen to this Democrat have to avoid answering the
question because the cult of being Democrat demands that you
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be okay with your own daughter being forced to undress
in front of other men.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Would you force your daughter to undress in the bathroom
with boys who are also undressing?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I am not going to be commenting on athletics for
what we haven't okay.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
You can't say yes or knowing that.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I'd be happy to talk about mind.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
If your if your daughter was reported she felt uncomfortable
in a boy's presence in a bathroom or locker room,
would that be considered by your administration discrimination or bigotry?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
As an educator for over twenty five years.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
You can't say yes and no to that.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I'd love to respond to your questions.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Okay, so yes to know? Is it considered would be
considered discrimination? She did not want that to happen.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
As an educator.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
For over twenty five years, we have had the okay.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
All right, I don't have but a few minutes here.
Girls have now entered into contact sports and boxing and wrestling.
Would you allow your daughter to physically fight and get
beat up by a boy he called himself a girl.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yes to know, be happy to once we finalize our
regulations on.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
That's how bad it is. Now, do you believe me?
It's a religion. It's a religion. That's a father speaking
about his own baby girl. Now, I don't have daughters.
I have sons, and I would lay down and die
for him a thousand times a day. And I imagine
I would be twice as ten times as protective of.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
A daughter and his own daughter.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And if he were, if he were, if he were
given the option, he wouldn't be able to say no, no, honey,
go into that locker room with that man and undress.
That's how depraved and evil democrats have become. It's crazy, right, Jesse.
Can we start calling the Jews who work with Democrats?
And protesters to undermine Israel what they really are, collaborators,
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more harshly, Nazi collaborators. Well, look, I can't necessarily speak
to all of this because I'm not Jewish. I have
many friends who are, and I've asked them about this,
and I want to emphasize this point. All encompassing things
generally don't work. They rarely work, especially when you're talking
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about a skin color or a religion or something like that. Like,
you'll have people and I understand what they're saying. They'll say, well, yeah,
blacks commit all the crimes in the country. Now, hang
on a second, in urban centers. Yes, that's where most
of the violent crime is in the country, and most
of that violent crime is in black neighborhoods. There's no
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question about that. That's not the black people in my neighborhood.
So you just be careful with this all encompassing thing
when it comes to Jewish people. I hear this a
lot from people on the right now, and it's understandable.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Bitterness. Hey, why are.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You supporting Democrats when they hate your freaking guts? My friends,
tell me my ones who are Jewish, My really super
orthodox Jewish buddy of mine tells me Jesse. The reason
two thirds of Jews vote Democrat in the country is
two thirds of Jews are not practicing Jews. Their heritage
is Jewish, their parents are Jewish. They may go to synagogue.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I don't know what what is for Christians? Chris?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You go on Easter and Christmas if you're just kind
of not really a Christian but you're checking the boxes.
How many times do you people have to get a
synagogue to be one of those types of guys.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Three day a year like Passover or something like that.
What is that?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Why are you laughing? Is that part of it? Yam Kapoor?
I thought it was John Kipper.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I had no idea. And what Chris, I'm not a doctor,
all right? Whatever?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Anyway, Okay, so, yes, you find some Jewish democrat who
goes to synagogues three times of a year for Yom
Kipper and you're saying, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
You do you dirty trader? You're you're betraying your religion. Well,
that's not a religious person, not a religious person. It's
the Christian. Look, maybe that's you.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
It's the Christian who goes to church on Easter once
a year. Because that's the one day he agrees to go.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
With his mom and she wants him to go, and
then and then you're pointing at him the rest of
the year and you're telling, hey, why are you voting that.
You're supposed to be a Christian? Why are you doing that.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You're supposed to be a Christian, Not a Christian. Mom's
a Christian. These are something else. He's non religious. So now, Jesse,
say what you want about Trump, but attacking rice is inexcusable.
It is a staple of Louisiana, where the best food
in the world comes from. Maybe leave the menu whispering
to me, Okay, you Cajuns, listen to me. I will
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agree that it is probably the best food in the
world comes from Louisiana. I'm actually not going to push
back on you on that at all. If I see
a Cajun restaurant, I'm pulling in. Just give me all
the crawfish, all of it. Your dirty rice is garbage.
It's bad because rice is bad. And I don't care
how many pieces of sausage and spices and everything you
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put in there. You could have done that with pasta
and it would have been good. Say what you want
about the Italians. At least they figured out Pasta's superior
to Rice. Anyway, On that lovely note, let's get the
headlines I didn't get to in some emails before we
wrap this up. Hang, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
with me Commando Jesse reminding you that tomorrow tomorrow is
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an I asked doctor Jesse Friday to get your questions
emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It is. It's a legitimate thing.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
There's not legitimate right to use hate speech. There's not
a legitimate right to threaten Jewish students. There's not a
legitimate right from black people that's against.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Them at some point in time.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Don't you have to start practicing the words with Joe beforehand?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And I'm sorry, I have to play this news story
again at Kilt.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Scary moments for customers at a Kansas home depot. Police
responded to reports of a bomb threat at the store
in Wichita. A customer alerted employees a man inside the
bathroom said there was a bomb in the building. Police
were able to locate the man responsible for those comments,
and that man told police he warned other guests to
leave the restroom because he was quote fixed to blow
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it up but had no intention of causing mechanic.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Man, I know that's immature, but it just murders me. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Oh gosh, all right, let's get to some up their
emails before we get to headlines. I didn't get to
Sultan of Swing. Thank you for ruining almost every podcast
I try to listen to. Most are literally using the
word literally for everything. I can't help it literally cringing
now when I hear it. Is this your way of
making everyone only listen to your show and podcasts?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's from Matthew.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Look, if you're angry with me for pointing out the
abuse of that word, you should know that I suffer
from it now as bad or worse than you suffer
from it. In fact, I was listening you know how.
I'm always looking for a history podcast because I love history.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
When I'm done.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Talking politics and stuff, I love the talk history. I
love to browse it. And it's really really hard to
find a history podcast that's any good. And I found
this one and I'm trying it out. I'm not going
to give out the name because I'm about to insult
it and I don't want to insult anybody because he
seems like a really really good dude. Seems like a
good dude. I haven't gotten any lefty vibes from him yet.
(31:16):
Now the podcast isn't good, but I haven't gotten any
lefty vibes. When I say, I'll come back.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
To the isn't good part. But literally, he just loves
that word.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It is all the time. It's every other sentence. He
can't And I know it's a verbal tic and we
all have verbal ticks.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I have them.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
You listen to we talked for three hours a day.
I know I have them. The only time I ever
listened to my show is to try to get them out,
try to get rid of them. But they're inevitable. You're
going to have some. But literally is such a bad one.
Now back to what I was talking about, why it's bad.
I want to remind everyone about something here about storytelling.
(32:02):
I don't have very many gifts. You always tell me
that I'm a good storyteller.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I wouldn't call.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Myself a good storyteller, but you always say that I'm
a good storyteller. So allow me to just tell you
how I look at it and why this guy's bad
at it. And why I'm not telling you about his podcast, says,
I don't want to dog on him. I'm giving him
a chance. Maybe he'll get better. He's in love with
details and telling the story exactly right, exactly right, with
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every detail. Now, maybe you're saying, well, Jesse, that's good.
I want the details right, I want the story told
exactly right.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well, here's the problem. When you're doing history like that,
finding the exact correct detail can be impossible many many,
many times, and so if you choose to nerd out
on that detail, you will bog down the story and
ruin the story.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
For instance, all right, we're in Euojima. I'm making this
story up, and there are one hundred marines and they're
charging up a hill, and on top of the hill
there are two hundred Japanese soldiers.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Dug in.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Wait, No, not two hundred. This source actually says there
were five hundred. Hold on, But if you actually go
to some of the other sources, I found one that
said there were fifty. Now if you go to Chris,
he wrote a history book, and his history book said
there were seventy five.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
So we don't Oh my gosh, they were just charging
up the hill. And now I'm sitting here dying of
boredom while you try to hash out the details of
how many Japanese are on top of the hill. Just
tell me the story. And that doesn't mean you lie,
but just tell the story. There's two hundred Japanese up there,
there's three hundred. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Make it as accurate as you can make it. Your
details are killing the story. Your details are killing the story.
History is not names, dates, numbers, and locations.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
History is storytelling. Tell me a story, put me in it.
I don't want to hear all the names and the
dates and the location. And if you check the latitude
and longitude, you'll notice that it's exactly seventy five miles
due east of London. Oh my gosh, tell me a story.
Just tell a.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Story, all right, He's had to get that off my chest. Now,
after all that, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
And now here's a headline by go you know the
thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
FBI underreported violent crime in twenty twenty three. Well, yes,
the FBI underreported violent crime in twenty twenty three. Because
it's now a criminal organization that works exclusively for democrats.
It's an election year, violent crime is up. That violent
crime makes Democrats look bad. So Democrats, because the system
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speaks with one voice, has their secret state police AIG
and see tell everyone that violent crime is down again.
An evil, horrible, corrupt organization that should be funded precisely
with zero dollars. Neurolink, the first inhuman brain implant, has
experienced a problem. The company says, Now, I don't want
(35:16):
anyone implanting things into my brain, but what if what
if you could get something in your brain that made
you have basically superpowers at something at some point in time.
Wouldn't you want that supersite or supervision or something along
those lines, or a super memory.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I think my wife has one of those. But still
wouldn't that be cool? What? Michael?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yes, that's exactly right. Michael brought up a good point,
like being a really good napper. You could make it.
You could even call it the Jesse implant. And then
whenever you told somebody, hey, I'm going to take a
nap and they're all, well, I don't think I'm gonna
be able to nap, then you could be like, yeah,
I've got jess ss inside me. Pro Life Group praises
Missouri Governor Mike Parson for signing bill defunding Planned Parenthood.
(36:08):
A reminder that it is possible to change local and
state gops with enough effort. Missouri, which you wouldn't normally
think of, But Missouri is producing some of the best
Republicans in the United States of America. Constantly state local
even their federal guys. One of their Senators, Schmidt, is dynamite.
(36:31):
Their new ag is dynamite. It can be done. If
we dig in legally and locally. The swamp always wins.
Mike Johnson expects to lead the House Republicans after the election. Well, yes,
that's why he flew down to mar Lago and sucked
up the Trump took a picture with Trump. Trump put
out a big public statement supporting Mike Johnson. They're getting
(36:53):
ready to work together after the election. Now what can
they get done? Can they get good things done?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
That remains to me. See, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
So far, Mike Johnson has been worse than useless. He's
been a card carrying Democrat. But maybe it to get
better once you get Trump in there. You can email
me and should you're asked Doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow.
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com all three hours, we're
gonna have some fun, all right, that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday,
dig into the latest and worst from the FBI. Talk
about this citizenship bill and what it actually shows.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I think I might want a brain implant.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
We'll get to some emails and so much more coming
at this hour on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
All right, I should probably do this first. Uh RFK Junior.
There are a lot of you voting for him, I
should say, some of you. He has become an option
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for many people who are angry with Trump, angry about
whatever it may be, vaccines, whatever it is. And RFK
speaks out loudly. To his credit, he speaks out loudly
against all this big pharm of stuff. But I just
never came around on him, because that is hard. He's
still a Democrat and he's still a Kennedy. And he
sat down with Sage Steel, I know what a name,
(01:15):
and he said.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
This, so, in other words, keeping it as is with
Roe versus Weight having been overturned, and leaving it up
to the states to determine if and when a woman
can have an abortion.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, I wouldn't leave it to the stage.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Wouldn't right, I.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Would, he would say completely.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's up to the We should leave it to the woman.
We shouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Government involved, even if it's full term.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Even if it's full term. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Uh, Look, I don't expect everyone to vote on this issue.
I do vote on this issue. Everyone has their own thing.
As soon as you have your thing, it's something that matters,
that's fine, So let's set that part of it aside.
And I don't expect everyone to be as pro life
as I am. I understand that I am on the
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extreme on the issue. I don't apologize for it. I'm
not wrong, but I don't expect every I don't care
if everyone agrees with me. It doesn't bother me at all. However,
if you're one.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Of these.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Full term abortion guys, that really shows you more than
anything where we are culturally with our value system in
this country. A full term baby, a full term baby,
a baby that's just about to pop and cry and.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Eat, and you're okay with killing it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Having that position you me, we can argue about taxes, Hey,
what's the best way to handle illegal immigration? Like they're
spending you and me? We can have these argue it'so
all day long, and we should we should debate these things.
Feeling like it's okay for a baby to be executed
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at full term, that should be that should come with
such social shame that you should have to move and
change your name like it should be saying on camera,
and I realized, this is the Democrat position. Every Democrat
in the House and Senate has taken this position. This
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is the Democrat position. So I understand it's widespread now.
That is as disgusting as announcing publicly that you're a pedophile.
It is just as evil in disgusting as that, and
yet it's accepted.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's just something.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
People say, a full term yeah, kill it, screw it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you know nothing about the human body or life
or that baby?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
If nothing, and the fact that that doesn't come forget
about RFK. Okay, he's nutball who loves abortion whatever. Having
that position not get him just completely ostracized.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Speak so poorly of where we are culturally in this country.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Because even if you thought that, and maybe you think that,
maybe you're sitting there listening to me right now, thinking that,
even if you thought that, you should instinctively know I
better not tell anyone, because otherwise I'll just get destroyed
for it. Like that's you should know the culture is
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going to reject your position so badly that you have
to keep it quiet. But it shows you where we
are culturally that this come out and say it now,
all of them, every Democrat without a care in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh yeah, kill them all.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Let God sort them out, every one of them. So
we were talking about earlier about punishment and why it's important,
and in fact, we were talking about the FBI earlier,
why it's important that Congress punished the FBI. Congress should
be stripping their funding. They should be should be not
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a dime forget about not a dime for a new building.
Then they'll set that aside. There shouldn't be a dime
for the FBI. They should be being brought to heal
as we speak, for all the evil things they've been
doing in recent years.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But it has it hasn't happened, has it?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
In fact, if you look on the horizon, just let's
be honest with each other here. I know we control
the House, and I know Trump's up in the polls,
but let's be honest, just doing me talking. How hopeful
do you? How hopeful.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Are you that the.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
GOP is going to punish the FBI? But Chris is laughing. Honestly,
who's going to do that?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Who is it? Lindsey Graham? Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Can you imagine the file they have on Lindsay Graham. Anyway, Look,
they haven't punished the FBI. There's nobody threatening to punish
the FBI. So we have headlines like this. This is
from Post Millennial. The FBI restarts communications with social media
companies over disinformation ahead of the twenty twenty four election.
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Do I need to remind everybody that during the last
election cycle, the FBI chose to get intimately involved in
the election so they could cost Donald Trump his presidency
and hand it to Joe Biden. And they went so
far as to having social media companies censored stories that
were going to be damaging to Joe Biden's chances. The
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Federal Bureau of Investigation did that, and after that, you me,
all of us, we were so mad.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We gave the GOP back the house.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, go fetch some things, and they didn't fix or
defund a single thing. And so you can be mad
that the FBI is.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Going to do the same thing. All over again. But
just like we talked about before, why wouldn't they.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Where's the disincentive? Why wouldn't they do it all again?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Do you remember you remember Kevin Klin Smith.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We talked about him a little bit last night when
we were going off on the FBI. But Kevin Clin Smith,
he was the FBI lawyer who lied on that form
in order to violate Trump's civil rights so they could
spy on Trump's campaign. He lied on a FIZA he lied,
he lied, And did you know that, not only is
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Kevin Kline Smith not in prison for the rest of
his life, Kevin Klein Smith is still a practicing lawyer.
Didn't even get disbarred, and he's now filthy rich at
a prestigious law law firm.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Did you know that what, Chris?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, he got six months.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Probation, didn't even get didn't even spend a day in jail,
not a day, used his position at the FBI to
attack the Republican nominee for president on behalf of the Democrats,
violated his civil rights, lied to the courts, and didn't
do a day in jail. In fact, still practicing law. Again,
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I ask, where's the disincentive. There is none because the
GOP won't take away the funding. The GOP wants to
fund them and build them a brand new building. What's
the disincentive? Why would they ever stop? What have we
done to incentivize? What has the GOP done to incentivize
the communists to stop?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Why would they? I don't even blame them.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I look at these articles now and I don't even
get as mad as I used to at the FBI.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
What how could I blame them? A dog's gonna eat
the food you leave on the floor. You keep leaving
it on the floor, It's canna eat the food. It's
at some point it's your fault for leaving the food
down on the floor. Let's get to some emios.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Hey, Jesse, I heard the email at someone upset at
you about making an Irish slur. That reminded me of
what you said last week about how our borders, how
our open borders might end up letting in Italians. I
forgot I said that I'm an Italian American, and I
thought that was the funniest thing I'd heard in a
long time. Please keep up the Italian insults. I find
(09:33):
them hilarious, and they make me feel like I'm part
of the show. Her name is Karen. Karen, you are
part of the show. You are one of our Italian listeners,
and I love it that we have people listening from prison.
Dear history buff, can you give an example of civilization
actually doing a full conquest?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And how okay? Full conquest?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We talked about this before, about the dangers of half conquest,
and you see this throughout the world. It's not just
the United States of America. We did a half conquest
here with the Indians. Well, no, we want your land,
but we want to be nice, but we want your land. Okay,
we'll give you other land. All right, you can have
this land, but not that land. And now who benefited
from that us? No, it's terrible them. No, you've been
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to a reservation, it's terrible. Didn't work out well for anyone.
Half conquest. That's the Israelis right now, how well half
conquest works out, doesn't work out? Take a place or
don't take a place. Don't take a place halfway. So
let's talk about full conquest, shall we. Before we talk
about that, it might get a little uncomfortable. I want
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you to conquer the corporate world. I want me to
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Kelly, We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It is an amazing Thursday.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And you need to email your Thursday questions by the
way Jesse or Friday questions. Questions for Friday, but it's Thursday.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Email those into Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris,
how much time do we have left in the show?
I'm falling behind on this GOP citizenship stuff?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
How I have? I don't I need a clock in here.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Either way, I'll try to hurry before we get to
That guy wanted to know about full conquest because I
lament half conquest. I think it's evil. I think it's wrong.
I think it ends up hurting all parties involved. Well,
many many, many, many many empires throughout history did full conquest.
In full conquest doesn't mean you have to pull a
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Ganghis Khan and kill every man, woman, and child and pet.
That's not what I mean by full conquest. Full conquest
simply means there are no no. You don't get your
own separate area. You don't get your own separate little
country or reservation or town. No, there's not going to
be any separation. You are going to be absorbed into
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our empire. Now how that is done, There have been
a million different ways that's been done. And to be honest,
this is something nations. Conquering nations have struggled with forever
what's the best way to bring them in. Two of
the best I've ever seen at it, from what I
can read, are Romans in the Brits. The Brits really really,
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really did it well. And here's why. The Brits believed,
not only do you have to be helpful to the
people you're conquering. And I'm not making the Brits out
to be some wonderful, gentle people. I love Brits and
I'm not even against conquests, so I'm not saying that.
But look, they killed a lot of people in their conquests.
I'm saying I understand that. But the Brits believed a
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you had to move in physically your people. If you're
going to conquer an area, don't just send in an
army and kill all the bad guys.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You have to move there, and not just move though.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I'm not talking about build a tent, build a school,
build a town, build a hospital, British people hopping on
a boat moving there. You have to physically occupy any
area you conquer, and you have to start to weave
the local populations into what you do. Now I'm not
going to say the Brits were perfect at this. It's
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part of the reason they lost India, the way they
lost it. They just could never get it right. But
the Romans did the same kind of thing, like after
when the Romans would conquer a place like Gaul. When
Caesar conquers Gaul, there are all these Gallic tribes. One
thing they never ever, ever, ever, ever did, and they
wouldn't even consider doing it with a country like that,
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the Gauls, they wouldn't say, well, you just keep your country, Uh,
just keep it. No, no, it's ours. You can keep
your customs and keep your religion. In fact, you do
you When we need troops, you're gonna send them. When
we need taxes, you're gonna pay them.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You are going to.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Acknowledge that Caesar is supreme over you, not whatever chief
that is. But you can keep your thing, keep your tribe.
But they would, very similar to the Brits, begin to
weave these people into their society, because you can do
that when you are the technologically superior power. So if
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you want this Gallic village full of barbarians to finally
come around and be fully Roman, in fact, we want
a Roman city here one day. Well, you don't necessarily
have to kill them all and vacate the land.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Go build them an aqueduct, how about.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
A local government building. Oh that's very nice. Oh they're
enjoying it, are they?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Oh? Public baths? Are they enjoying these things?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
You begin to just slowly but surely. I don't want
to say, buy your way in, but provide prove to
them the superiority of your way of life, and they
will adopt it in the end. What you can't do
is allow a nation to sit there separately. All right,
let's step that aside. Speaking of a separate nation, let's
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talk about illegal immigration GOP bill. They tried to pass one.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
They failed.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Don't worry about that, but you should understand every single
Democrat voted against it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
And what was it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
It was a bill that said you can't count illegals
in the census. You can't count illegals in the census. Now,
it was always going to fail because this issue is
not a tiny side issue to Democrats. It's everything to them.
And it's not because they're kind to the illegals. People
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are leaving Blue states. They are they're leaving California, they're
leaving New York. They're leaving these states, and the population
draining means these states are not going to get the
same number of Congressional districts, meaning the blue state power
in Congress is going to shrink a less. Yes, of course,
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you fill up your blue state with illegals and then
count them in the census, then it looks like your
state didn't lose any people at all. That is why
every Democrat stands against it. And wrap your mind around this.
Every Democrat voted against it. Every single Democrat in the
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House of Representatives voted to have illegals count as part
of the census, every single one. How do we overcome that,
not the law itself. Not worried about the law. I'm
not worried about the I'm not even worried about this year.
How do we overcome one of the two major political
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parties just making it official that they hate America. America sucks,
America belongs to the illegals. I mean, they very clearly
believed this is New York City Councilman.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Families in our districts. Why adults just getting their lives
started here after trekking thousands of miles in the jungle
from a traumatic homeland to a place that they want
to restart a life with the opportunity for democracy. Nothing
at all except for a doubling down by this administration
(18:24):
that this is the right policy to address the influx
of asylum seekers. And like our controller mention at the
hearing for.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
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Speaker 2 (19:46):
Is he smarter than everyone who knows?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Does he think so?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Member.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Don't go
to Google apparently that's gone. Now I'll get to the
the religion of illegal immigration, communism, Marxism, how it's all
kind of how they're all crossing swords here in just
a couple of minutes. Before I get to that, let's
get to a couple emails. Hey, Jesse, how do you
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balance wanting to visit awesome cities like New York City
and not wanting to support the commis. I prefer to
support cities and localities that align with our values, but
that would limit where we go. Thanks, and please keep
my name private. Well, I will put it to you
this way. If you're wanting to visit cool places in
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the country, and it's a place like New York City,
that's that's obviously going downhill quickly, sooner rather than later
would be preferred. But let me address really the point
of your question. They don't represent our values, so why
do we spend money there? Well, I don't look at
it that way, in that I don't feel that any
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city itself, any town, any location, shares my values.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It's not that the location shares my values. The people do.
Where the people don't.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
You know, New York City's full of small businesses. It's
actually got tons of Republicans in it. They're surrounded. It's
got tons of Republicans in it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You can go to it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Look if you want to go to New York City
and take your family to the Statue of Liberty and
see the nine to eleven Museum, which I think every
American should see the nine to eleven Museum. It is
just one of those heavy things but so so necessary.
You walk out of there saying, gosh, that was hard,
but I'm glad I did it. It's one of those
things you need to go do that. It's not as
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if if you want to stick in small town America,
how do you know that that convenience store you stop
to stock up on craft and hot dogs for the campfire.
How do you know that convenience store didn't have mask
in vaccine mandates during the COVID lockdowns.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
You don't know. I don't know, right, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I guess I don't look at as far as living there.
I wouldn't go to New York City. I wouldn't protest
in New York City, LA. Those kind of places. But
for you and your family, go visit. If you want
to go visit, if you can do so safely and
you can afford it, go visit.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I just don't.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I don't look at a location when it comes to
my money and say they're all dirtball comedies.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You want to talk to some hardcore righties, go get
in a cab or an uber in a place.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Like New York City. It's not universal, but.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Lots of those guys are freaking hardcore, man, they're real,
real hardcore. Speaking of hardcore, let's just do a little
example of how bad the mind control is when you're
part of the communist cult. So we were just talking
about open borders and how they're all all of them
are for it, every one of them abortion up to term.
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They're all for it, every single one of them, every Democrat.
They won't stray from it, They're not allowed to stray
from it, and it gets to an uncomfortable level. Education
Secretary Miguel Cardona was asked today about his daughter, What
if it was your daughter having to shower in these
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locker rooms with dudes. That's a pretty easy question to answer,
is it not. You can tell he wants to answer
it in the way any father would want to answer it.
But listen to this Democrat have to avoid answering the
question because the cult of being Democrat demands that you
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be okay with your own daughter being forced to undress
in front of other men.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Would you force your daughter to undress in the bathroom
with boys who are also undressing?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I am not going to be commenting on athletics for
what we haven't okay.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
You can't say yes or knowing that.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I'd be happy to talk about mind.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
If your if your daughter was reported she felt uncomfortable
in a boy's presence in a bathroom or locker room,
would that be considered by your administration discrimination or bigotry?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
As an educator for over twenty five years.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
You can't say yes and no to that.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I'd love to respond to your questions.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Okay, so yes to know? Is it considered would be
considered discrimination? She did not want that to happen.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
As an educator.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
For over twenty five years, we have had the okay.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
All right, I don't have but a few minutes here.
Girls have now entered into contact sports and boxing and wrestling.
Would you allow your daughter to physically fight and get
beat up by a boy he called himself a girl.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yes to know, be happy to once we finalize our
regulations on.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
That's how bad it is. Now, do you believe me?
It's a religion. It's a religion. That's a father speaking
about his own baby girl. Now, I don't have daughters.
I have sons, and I would lay down and die
for him a thousand times a day. And I imagine
I would be twice as ten times as protective of.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
A daughter and his own daughter.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And if he were, if he were, if he were
given the option, he wouldn't be able to say no, no, honey,
go into that locker room with that man and undress.
That's how depraved and evil democrats have become. It's crazy, right, Jesse.
Can we start calling the Jews who work with Democrats?
And protesters to undermine Israel what they really are, collaborators,
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more harshly, Nazi collaborators. Well, look, I can't necessarily speak
to all of this because I'm not Jewish. I have
many friends who are, and I've asked them about this,
and I want to emphasize this point. All encompassing things
generally don't work. They rarely work, especially when you're talking
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about a skin color or a religion or something like that. Like,
you'll have people and I understand what they're saying. They'll say, well, yeah,
blacks commit all the crimes in the country. Now, hang
on a second, in urban centers. Yes, that's where most
of the violent crime is in the country, and most
of that violent crime is in black neighborhoods. There's no
(26:23):
question about that. That's not the black people in my neighborhood.
So you just be careful with this all encompassing thing
when it comes to Jewish people. I hear this a
lot from people on the right now, and it's understandable.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Bitterness. Hey, why are.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You supporting Democrats when they hate your freaking guts? My friends,
tell me my ones who are Jewish, My really super
orthodox Jewish buddy of mine tells me Jesse. The reason
two thirds of Jews vote Democrat in the country is
two thirds of Jews are not practicing Jews. Their heritage
is Jewish, their parents are Jewish. They may go to synagogue.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I don't know what what is for Christians? Chris?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You go on Easter and Christmas if you're just kind
of not really a Christian but you're checking the boxes.
How many times do you people have to get a
synagogue to be one of those types of guys.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Three day a year like Passover or something like that.
What is that?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Why are you laughing? Is that part of it? Yam Kapoor?
I thought it was John Kipper.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I had no idea. And what Chris, I'm not a doctor,
all right? Whatever?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Anyway, Okay, so, yes, you find some Jewish democrat who
goes to synagogues three times of a year for Yom
Kipper and you're saying, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
You do you dirty trader? You're you're betraying your religion. Well,
that's not a religious person, not a religious person. It's
the Christian. Look, maybe that's you.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
It's the Christian who goes to church on Easter once
a year. Because that's the one day he agrees to go.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
With his mom and she wants him to go, and
then and then you're pointing at him the rest of
the year and you're telling, hey, why are you voting that.
You're supposed to be a Christian? Why are you doing that.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You're supposed to be a Christian, Not a Christian. Mom's
a Christian. These are something else. He's non religious. So now, Jesse,
say what you want about Trump, but attacking rice is inexcusable.
It is a staple of Louisiana, where the best food
in the world comes from. Maybe leave the menu whispering
to me, Okay, you Cajuns, listen to me. I will
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agree that it is probably the best food in the
world comes from Louisiana. I'm actually not going to push
back on you on that at all. If I see
a Cajun restaurant, I'm pulling in. Just give me all
the crawfish, all of it. Your dirty rice is garbage.
It's bad because rice is bad. And I don't care
how many pieces of sausage and spices and everything you
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put in there. You could have done that with pasta
and it would have been good. Say what you want
about the Italians. At least they figured out Pasta's superior
to Rice. Anyway, On that lovely note, let's get the
headlines I didn't get to in some emails before we
wrap this up. Hang, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
with me Commando Jesse reminding you that tomorrow tomorrow is
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an I asked doctor Jesse Friday to get your questions
emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It is. It's a legitimate thing.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
There's not legitimate right to use hate speech. There's not
a legitimate right to threaten Jewish students. There's not a
legitimate right from black people that's against.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Them at some point in time.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Don't you have to start practicing the words with Joe beforehand?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And I'm sorry, I have to play this news story
again at Kilt.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Scary moments for customers at a Kansas home depot. Police
responded to reports of a bomb threat at the store
in Wichita. A customer alerted employees a man inside the
bathroom said there was a bomb in the building. Police
were able to locate the man responsible for those comments,
and that man told police he warned other guests to
leave the restroom because he was quote fixed to blow
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it up but had no intention of causing mechanic.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Man, I know that's immature, but it just murders me. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Oh gosh, all right, let's get to some up their
emails before we get to headlines. I didn't get to
Sultan of Swing. Thank you for ruining almost every podcast
I try to listen to. Most are literally using the
word literally for everything. I can't help it literally cringing
now when I hear it. Is this your way of
making everyone only listen to your show and podcasts?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's from Matthew.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Look, if you're angry with me for pointing out the
abuse of that word, you should know that I suffer
from it now as bad or worse than you suffer
from it. In fact, I was listening you know how.
I'm always looking for a history podcast because I love history.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
When I'm done.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Talking politics and stuff, I love the talk history. I
love to browse it. And it's really really hard to
find a history podcast that's any good. And I found
this one and I'm trying it out. I'm not going
to give out the name because I'm about to insult
it and I don't want to insult anybody because he
seems like a really really good dude. Seems like a
good dude. I haven't gotten any lefty vibes from him yet.
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Now the podcast isn't good, but I haven't gotten any
lefty vibes. When I say, I'll come back.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
To the isn't good part. But literally, he just loves
that word.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It is all the time. It's every other sentence. He
can't And I know it's a verbal tic and we
all have verbal ticks.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I have them.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
You listen to we talked for three hours a day.
I know I have them. The only time I ever
listened to my show is to try to get them out,
try to get rid of them. But they're inevitable. You're
going to have some. But literally is such a bad one.
Now back to what I was talking about, why it's bad.
I want to remind everyone about something here about storytelling.
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I don't have very many gifts. You always tell me
that I'm a good storyteller.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I wouldn't call.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Myself a good storyteller, but you always say that I'm
a good storyteller. So allow me to just tell you
how I look at it and why this guy's bad
at it. And why I'm not telling you about his podcast, says,
I don't want to dog on him. I'm giving him
a chance. Maybe he'll get better. He's in love with
details and telling the story exactly right, exactly right, with
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every detail. Now, maybe you're saying, well, Jesse, that's good.
I want the details right, I want the story told
exactly right.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well, here's the problem. When you're doing history like that,
finding the exact correct detail can be impossible many many,
many times, and so if you choose to nerd out
on that detail, you will bog down the story and
ruin the story.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
For instance, all right, we're in Euojima. I'm making this
story up, and there are one hundred marines and they're
charging up a hill, and on top of the hill
there are two hundred Japanese soldiers.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Dug in.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Wait, No, not two hundred. This source actually says there
were five hundred. Hold on, But if you actually go
to some of the other sources, I found one that
said there were fifty. Now if you go to Chris,
he wrote a history book, and his history book said
there were seventy five.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
So we don't Oh my gosh, they were just charging
up the hill. And now I'm sitting here dying of
boredom while you try to hash out the details of
how many Japanese are on top of the hill. Just
tell me the story. And that doesn't mean you lie,
but just tell the story. There's two hundred Japanese up there,
there's three hundred. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Make it as accurate as you can make it. Your
details are killing the story. Your details are killing the story.
History is not names, dates, numbers, and locations.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
History is storytelling. Tell me a story, put me in it.
I don't want to hear all the names and the
dates and the location. And if you check the latitude
and longitude, you'll notice that it's exactly seventy five miles
due east of London. Oh my gosh, tell me a story.
Just tell a.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Story, all right, He's had to get that off my chest. Now,
after all that, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
And now here's a headline by go you know the
thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
FBI underreported violent crime in twenty twenty three. Well, yes,
the FBI underreported violent crime in twenty twenty three. Because
it's now a criminal organization that works exclusively for democrats.
It's an election year, violent crime is up. That violent
crime makes Democrats look bad. So Democrats, because the system
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speaks with one voice, has their secret state police AIG
and see tell everyone that violent crime is down again.
An evil, horrible, corrupt organization that should be funded precisely
with zero dollars. Neurolink, the first inhuman brain implant, has
experienced a problem. The company says, Now, I don't want
(35:16):
anyone implanting things into my brain, but what if what
if you could get something in your brain that made
you have basically superpowers at something at some point in time.
Wouldn't you want that supersite or supervision or something along
those lines, or a super memory.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I think my wife has one of those. But still
wouldn't that be cool? What? Michael?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yes, that's exactly right. Michael brought up a good point,
like being a really good napper. You could make it.
You could even call it the Jesse implant. And then
whenever you told somebody, hey, I'm going to take a
nap and they're all, well, I don't think I'm gonna
be able to nap, then you could be like, yeah,
I've got jess ss inside me. Pro Life Group praises
Missouri Governor Mike Parson for signing bill defunding Planned Parenthood.
(36:08):
A reminder that it is possible to change local and
state gops with enough effort. Missouri, which you wouldn't normally
think of, But Missouri is producing some of the best
Republicans in the United States of America. Constantly state local
even their federal guys. One of their Senators, Schmidt, is dynamite.
(36:31):
Their new ag is dynamite. It can be done. If
we dig in legally and locally. The swamp always wins.
Mike Johnson expects to lead the House Republicans after the election. Well, yes,
that's why he flew down to mar Lago and sucked
up the Trump took a picture with Trump. Trump put
out a big public statement supporting Mike Johnson. They're getting
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ready to work together after the election. Now what can
they get done? Can they get good things done?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
That remains to me. See, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
So far, Mike Johnson has been worse than useless. He's
been a card carrying Democrat. But maybe it to get
better once you get Trump in there. You can email
me and should you're asked Doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow.
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com all three hours, we're
gonna have some fun, all right, that's all
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