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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.
And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of
the week.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear, well,
at least today.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
All right, it's coming up right here in this podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
You know what time of year it is, right now?
Senior prank time.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Pranks, Brooke, Look at.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
This flower closer.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
My pants are not got you.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
There's no water in the flower plants were going to
begin with. So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
We don't have hr here. It doesn't matter what we do.
I bring up senior pranks though, because students at a
high school in Illinois just pulled a hilarious prank on
their principal, mister Robinson.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I love these They're so good.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
They got to get creative, and this group of students
did it by hiring a professional bagpiper to follow the
principle around campus for sixty minutes.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh just everywhere he.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Went down every hall, into every room, there was the bagpiper.
The students admitted the bagpiper was their plan B. Well,
originally they tried to hire a mariachi band.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I've seen that.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Though, and that was out of their price range.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, okay, so they were with the loan bagpiper.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
So can we be real kind of fun? Yeah, this
is more annoying totally.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
So the bagpiper says he's done a lot of funerals
and weddings and birthdays and stuff before. This was his
very first senior prank. That and the students at the
school loved it, and mister Robinson was actually a really
good sport about it. He even praised the students for
coming up with something that was awesome, creative and non
destructive so the custodians didn't have to clean up that.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Think about it. In Scotland, this is a compliment principle.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, or he's about to die.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
As long as amazing grace doesn't come on the back.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
You're good, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
So this was pretty solid one about other senior pranks too,
because I mean, on this show, we love our pranks.
So text in seven eighty five nine too, or hit
up our Instagram and drop a post there. Tell us
what you did for your senior prank.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, what are you going to please? Wholesome ones only?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
All right, yeah, give us it all.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I cut his lines.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
We'll post this one up on our Insta stories at
Brook and Jeffrey, so you can see the bagpiper. Now
we got to move on and get into the shot
collar question of the day with our own digital Jake,
give it to us, Jake.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Well, when you hear the term endangered animal, Brook immediately
knows it's probably going to be more expensive on the menu. Yeah,
but you know, the average person is a little more sensitive.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
To that term.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Come on, because there's.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
Literally hundreds of rare species right now at risk of extinction.
And yeah, Brook, you know, while I'm sure they would
pair nicely with a creamy peppercorn sauce, today we're gonna
put the cutlery down because it's National Endangered Species.

Speaker 8 (02:58):
Do it?

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Like, let's say that because we're gonna help raise awareness
by playing a special.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Is that a real endangered animal edition of.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Twenty Now, I'm assuming it's a taste test sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
I'm sorry, Jeffrey, we don't have the budget for that.
I'll tell you, We'll go around the room and.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
I'll give each of you the name of a rare
exotic critter and you have to tell me if it's a.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Real endangered species or something. I just made up.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Interesting.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
Let's start with the woman whose natural hair color is
on the verge of extinction itself. That, alexis your rare
exotic creature. Is the blue footed booby bird of the Gals.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Is that a real endangered animal? Or did I make
that up?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Birds do have weird names, like I feel like they go.
I mean, Jeff's the experts.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
But I remember Jeff asked that story about how he
hates horses because he was on the Galoppo Islands and
one bucked him off when he fell off the horse.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Did you see it?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Did I crush a whole bunch of blue footed movies?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Part of the problem.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm not helping you with this.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Are those the only boobies you saw in high school? Jeff?
That's what we want to know.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
This is Alexis question. I don't want to steal the thunder.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
I'm gonna say it's real.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Alexi says, that's a real endangered animal, the blue footed
booby bird of the Galapagos. Is it's a real animal.
Here's a picture too. Their feet turned blue from the
nutrients the.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Fresh fish they eat.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Those are cool, the.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Feet they're blue.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Away with that picture, we're on the brook all right, Brook,
You're rare exotic critter is Sparkle Muffin, the Australian jumping spider.
Sparkle Muffins In quotes sparkle My name for it, the
Australian jumping spider.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Brook, We just did a thing about Australian city and
town names that are really really bizarre.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I mean, Australian jumping spider sounds legit, but it also
sounds like they have so many of those. How could
they name just one the Australian jumping spider?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Like, that's where I'm hung up a little bit, Like
I feel like in Australia, they're spider's jumping all over
the place and you have to have lots of different
names for them. So I'm gonna say it's not.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Real, Brooks, says Sparkle Muffin, My good friend, the Australian
jumping spider is not a real exotic species.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
He is real.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Here's a picture of him, my beloved friends.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
He got his name because it's bizarre meeting ritual where
he put his third set of lights in the air
and waves them back and forth to.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Attract He looks like I can't do that too. We're
on to the next one. With that picture, We're up
to Jose. Jose, your exotic creature.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
Is the famous samba sloths of Brazil.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
The world's slowest somebody.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
For the listeners at home, I'm samba stops.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
She is killing.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
But I'm a big slop guy.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
I love them and I've never heard of it, so
I'm gonna say it's fake.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Jose said. The samba slots of Brazil is not real.
They are They are made up.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Did you do that just so you dance?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, a little bit, Alexis. Please don't bring it up.
All right, Let's go.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Over to Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Jeffrey, your exotic creature is the hairy screaming armadillos of
the Andes Mountains.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Cheeze.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Is that a real critter? Or did I make that up?

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Terrifying?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's South America, right.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
You haven't been on your family vacation.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
To remember all my mountain.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
That's not a real species, Jeffrey said. The harry screaming
armadillos of the Andies Mountains are not real. That is incorrect.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
They are real.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Here's a picture, and yes, they do in fact scream
or squeal very loudly when threatened, similar to Jose.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
How did this not come up when I went to Peru?

Speaker 7 (06:56):
So Alexis and Jose are the only ones to make
it to the second round. Let's go back to alex
Your critter is the disco ducks of Denmark, the grooving
guardians of the Wetlands.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Can they do the little finger thing? Disco your hand?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
And the Europeans love their disco text They do that
like Big Showcase every single year. What's that like? Big
music event in Europe? Eurovision?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
They on Netflix, right, I.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Don't think I've seen ducks in that.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
You don't have me to say it's fake, Jake.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Alexis says the disco ducks of Denmark are made up.
They are made up, all right, Jose, We're down to you.
You get this right and you win. You get it wrong,
and Alexis wins.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
I hope it's a dancing animal.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Your critter actually is the chortling chinchillas of Chile.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
I do have a blanket that is made of fake really,
it may have been made in Chile.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Why would a fake one be made in Chili?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Because are the best in the world.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
They could compare it to the real thing.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
They are real, Jose said.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
The chills of Chile are real. They are not real.
I'm so sorry, Jose.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
That means, Alexis, you've won an animal edition up plenty
of twenty.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Wow, good work, Alexis. So you get to choose who
get shocked today, and whoever it is is going to
be singing animals by maroon five.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Jeff I'm gonna give it to you all the places
of travel for.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Aw my endangered animals out there. Baby, I'm preying on
you tonight. Hunt you downy you live just lack animals.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
A Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
This is kind of a weird poll that someone did.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Update on the bolt.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Anytime we can play that.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
It's great. It's brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. The popular
publication asks thousands of people if they ever prank someone
by knocking on their door and running away.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh kid, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
The answer thirty five percent said they have, including twenty
two percent of people sixty five and older.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Wait, they're doing it currently.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
No, I'm assuming they were younger. I can't imagine a
lot of senior citizens running around the neighborhood doing that now.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
We can hop on the score, watch the last step.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Damned old folks always pranking me darning And then if
that isn't enough, there's a correlating poll update on the pole,
asking people what their first reaction is when they get
an unexpected knock at their door.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Jump under the bed and hide every.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Check your ring can.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Nowadays, I think if somebody's selling me something, and I'll
probably buy it.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
So answer as far as the emotions go. Thirty four
percent say they're curious to see who it is. Twenty
five percent are immediately annoyed that someone is there. Yeah,
if you're expecting it like ruins your day.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh wow, because that's just such a small thing to
put a whole day on it.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Get up, damn old people planking me all over again?
How many times? Seventeen times in one week?

Speaker 6 (10:06):
They just you're forgetting that they already prank you.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Coming back and Rachelman Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Five percent are excited.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, yeah, remember when I invited that meat guy into
my living room spread all of his meat out onto
my living room floor.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Is this some sort of euphemism because we don't want
to hear you now.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I bought two freezer burned Fla Mignon's.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
My husband your living room. Yeah, okay, well what I'm
looking forward to. Oh I just looked out the people
and the Laser Stories is right outside.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
We're gonna do it next.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I'm so pumped for this. Good Right after this, it's
the segment that's giving back to the community with an
event for all ages called the Obie g Yn Family
Fun Fest. Okay, they grease you up when you arrive,

(11:05):
then have the kids run through two large flaps of
the giant inflatable bouncy canal, and then at the very end,
every child six and under gets a free pair of
birthing tongs. Yah. And you think Laser Stories was doing
anything for the people, you'd be wrong.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
That those are helpful when you barbecue as well.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's right, it's Laser Stories. The segmentary read weird news
stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
we've got a laser Yeah, and those other Keegel cowards
just first Laser Stories out of the Big Apple. A
new art installation called The Portal opened in New York
last week.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
That's interesting you call it that, after your it's.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
A different than the ob gyn Family Fun Fest. I'm
gonna show my host a picture of it right now.
So cool, so you can see it on our Insta
stories Afroke and Jeffrey. It does look pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Each portal shows a live feed of the other city.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
It's like a huge, like circular cement thing with a
video screen in the middle.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, or like a portal if you will describe you've
ever seen a portal, that's what it looks like.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Sometimes they look like black holes as well, Jess.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah, I know you're all just like waving at each other,
but it's still crazy.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah. Less than a weekend, though. They had to temporarily
shut it down after too many people on both sides
were flashing and mooning each other.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
I just save happy hugs.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
You didn't say wave with one.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yes, this is why we can't have nice things. Folks
have also been giving each other the finger, blinding on
the portal and holding up inappropriate photos.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Nobody get tempting.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Dublin turned theirs off this week so designers could add
tech that filters out images on your phone if you
hold it up. It was also supposed to be running
twenty four to seven, but sounds like they might start
turning it off at night.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, that's probably a good choice.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah, nothing happens at like three am.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
You sound like my grandmother.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
As of right now, the portal is back up and
running with security standing close by. The artists behind it
are hoping to add more of them to other cities
around the world soon.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
So it was supposed to be a look at kindness,
and it kind of was more a look at where
we're at, ye, kind of look.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
At society full the waist. This next laser story is
out of Saskatoon, Canada. Cool An eighteen year old named
Mason Prima was in the drive through line at McDonald's
minding his own business. Yeah, As his vehicle inched around
the order screen, he pulled out his phone to open
the McDonald's app. Okay, and that's when the cops showed up.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Unfortunately for Mason, he happened to be in line right
in front of a motorcycle cop. So the officer got
off his bike and approached his window, and Mason showed
him he was just loading up the code to get
the free meal on his McDonald's app. Yeah, he thought
that would be the end of it, but it wasn't.
Mason was given a five hundred and eighty dollars ticket

(14:10):
for distracted driving. Oh my god, through a hangry police officer.
Mason told the officer that he needed the app to
complete his order, and it's the first thing McDonald's staff
asks you for when you.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Get there and he's not driving, He's like, it's like
sitting with a little bit of tiny movement.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
That's what he told the cup That his foot wasn't
on the gas or to break his car was barely rolling,
but that all fell on deaf ears. Mason said he
will definitely be parking first from now on because that
was the most expensive McDonald's meal he has ever had.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Some way, how on a motorcycle are you going to
get drive through?

Speaker 8 (14:47):
Like?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
How are you going to eat it in the car?
You're on a motorcycle. He's the one we should give
a ticket to. Yeah, you bet, Alexis.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
His next laser story is out of Food News.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Every now and then a fast food joined in fringes
in another brand's.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Territory's gang wars. You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It's like back in the eighties when McDonald's briefly added mcpizza.
No did not work out so doubtful this will fare
any better because Pizza Hut has just announced that they're
adding burgers. Come on, they're called cheeseburger melts. Brooke, I'm

(15:25):
showing you a picture. How would you describe what you're
seeing in this?

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Describe?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Well, it looks like a.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Like a very unhealthy look.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, but we're not going to Pizza Hut for health. Jeff,
get out of here with that business.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Pizza Hut describes it as a parmesan thin crusted melt
which is folded and loaded with beef, apple, with smoked bacon, onions, mozzarella,
and cheddar.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Tasty.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
It actually looks really good.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
They're embracing the fact that they don't come with a
traditional bun, saying quote, goodbye ha soggy burger bun deliveries,
Hello grease moms. It also comes with quote the world's
best burger dipping sauce on the side, which starts at
six dollars and ninety nine cents.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, the whole thing, the whole Yeah, Like, where's inflation?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Let's go to your next laser story. Out of the
update of the polls, two thousand Americans were asked which
celebrity they would like to see run for president.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Interesting game.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Now, yeah, Surprisingly the Rock did not come in at
number one though.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Here yeah he's fallen.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
Man.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Here's the top ten lists that they came out with.
Numbers ten through eight, where a basically three way tie
between Mark Cuban, Elon Musk, and Bill Gates Kabaragoya.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I thought he's going to be more fun celebrity.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
Rules, so I wanted Kevin Hart.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Number seven is Matthew mcconaughan, right.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
The hot guy.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Can you imagine a shirtless president? Just yeah, the time still.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
The tie on.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Number six, America would love to see Oprah run for president.
Number five George Clooney. Ten percent of people, which shockingly
were all women over fifty, love to see him in
the White House.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
See I would vote his wife in before him.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
She's a smart one.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Number four Clint Eastwood.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh that we need someone older running.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
He's still around by the time this segmentaries. Number three
Tom Hanks.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Come on, just Tom Hanks with his little typewriter. He
loves that typewriter.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I'm already making my sign for the convention. Run Forrest,
Run Number two is Dwayne the Rock Johnson thirteen percent.
They could smell what the Rock is cooking for president.
But America's number one choice for the celebrity they want
to see run for the presidency is Denzel Washington.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Why he's so sexy. He'd be like sexy ast.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
President, sexier than the current president.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I mean, he seems like he's got it together. Why
why No, Like he talks and you're like.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Oh, I guess when he speaks, everyone listens.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Whopping fifteen percent said yes to Denzel. But I do
think we have to finish up by telling everyone who
got honorable mention? Who's es Oh okay, mister slow and
steady wins the race. Super slow, supersteady. That's what we
need in the Oval office. That's how means Blazer Stories

(18:53):
has come to an end for the day. We'll do
it again, same time on Monday.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
You know in the movie Little Mermaid, how ninety percent
of it is just Aeriel really wanting Eric to kiss her. Yeah,
but he just can't do it. Yeah, he won't do it.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh no, literally, they're all telling him to do it.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
He just won't go for it.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
He doesn't have a boy, you can't tell him that's
the girl.

Speaker 10 (19:21):
That story was basically Jose's life because last week, on
a date he could not pull off the first kiss,
ended up smooching her neck kind of awkwardly while huddled
around a car.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Bring me that neck gun.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
But the good news is Jose just got another chance. Yeah,
did he finally do what Eric from The Little Mermaid couldn't.
We're gonna hear about date number two in a special
Jose love life update coming up right after this. He's
a regular at every bikini Baristas did in that Continental Us.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
He's got the body of a sixty year old man
in the laugh of a six year old girl.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
What do he pokes you? On Facebook? He pokes you
below the waist.

Speaker 9 (20:03):
Who, Jose, who are you smashing goodies with?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's the question everyone wants to know the answer to,
did Jose finally get his long awaited first kiss? It's broken,
Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Sorry, that first neck kiss is living rent free in
my mind.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Because last week, when we talked to him about his
first date, he tried to set up a romantic moment
at the end of it. While waiting at the Valet,
but somehow wound up in a weird car door hug
situation where he turned and kissed her neck. Yeah, which
Valet was watching, which pointed out, by the way, that
has been a move that's added to the urban dictionary
now as the nervous Jose the neck kiss. But over

(20:51):
the weekend he had his chance for redemption, a second
date with the same girl, this time to a Major
League baseball game. How did that go?

Speaker 5 (21:01):
So the date started exactly like the last date, just perfect.
A fan immediately comes up to me, the sweet lady.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
I give her a big.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Hug, like everywhere you go, you're getting hyped right now.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
So anyway, I tell her, Hey, we're sitting in a
section I like to say called the Diamond Clubs.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Is so fancy, ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
The Diamond exactly.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
It's free food, free drinks, it's free.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
You pay hundreds of dollars to.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Come on. Understand money.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
There's an exclusive entrance and you need these special bracelets.
So we go in and the lady is putting a
bracelet on me, and I pull my handback and I said,
oh no, no, no, no, beautiful ladies first, and the old
lady looks at my date and goes, he's a keeper, isn't.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
He wos one compliment?

Speaker 5 (21:51):
I know, But that's when my date actually says, like,
do you pay people to do this on our dates?

Speaker 6 (21:59):
Like like you said, everybody's like you whatever.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
And so we are laughing, talking, even when we're sitting
down and making sure like our elbows are touching, we're
making one tag.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
You get to bube, you get a chemistry go.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
And I even bought her a jersey, right, so I'm like,
we got to get you a jersey, Oh my god, a.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Baseball.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
They met her.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Birthday weekend as well. But that's not the point, all right.
The point is the point is perfect date. Nothing can
go wrong until the end. And this is when the
date ends. And I offered a walker to her car. Well,
she parked a completely different part of the city than
I did, so I did want to make sure she go.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Just save your history of ending any date at a
part at this point is not going well with this.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
It sounds like you have a lot of faith in me, broke,
and the story is gonna continue, Okay, So in my head,
we all know, I'm thinking we're gonna kiss.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
This is it my second.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Try technically because you tried it hurt you try to.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
So we're walking and then another fan comes up, and
this fan doesn't understand I'm on a date. So now
the fan is walking side by side with us, and
they're like, oh, so what's.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
The show like?

Speaker 5 (23:13):
And oh my god, tell Breck and Jeffer and everyone
said hi, and Alexis I'm like, yeah, cool. And so
finally they see and they're like, oh, have a good night,
jose big fairy to meet you, so thank you whoever
that was.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
And then you give them.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Anyway, they split off, and then we get to her car.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Okay, and here we are, dude, all right, I'm feeling
nervous and then I start to act weird again. I
actually wish I look at the tesla and I go, hey,
the tesla again, huh.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
What model was it? Again?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Did say was? I don't know?

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Apparently, I'm so nervous, I don't know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Okay, I'm thinking of tesla's and.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
I'm like, hey, did you hear about that rich lady
who drove her tesla to a lake and the power
shut off and she drowned?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
What you asked her that?

Speaker 11 (24:14):
She's like, oh, my god, drowning is literally my biggest
fear ever, and I go, no way she goes it
really gives me anxiety just to think about, and I'm like, oh,
maybe you can.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Perform mouth to mouth.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
So I'm like, hey, you're fine. You know.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
The lady I hear was like drunk, you're sober or whatever,
and she's like, yeah, well I'm driving.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Over a bridge to get home tonight.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
And I'm like, oh okay, and.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Then I'm like, so, uh, have a good night.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
No, And I feel defeated because I blew it again
and I've never blown it with people. This isn't me,
Like I'm a very like anyway you build too high,
I'm actually nervous, and I'm never nervous. So anyway, we're
texting the next night and we're talking and she calls

(25:08):
me and we're laughing and we're chopping it up.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Because we left the date with a third date planned.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
And then it naturally comes up and she's like, things
have been so great, our dates have been so amazing.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
It just feels like we're like really good friends. And
I tell her, you know what, I absolutely agree.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
That.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
About halfway through the second date, I actually started to
feel like I don't know if it's there.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Like I don't.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Everything is so great, everything is so good, and we
are laughing and we are having fun.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
But even I'm like, jose, you're giving up. You found
something too good and you're just scared.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
No, she look.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
We both agreed, and I will say it is the
best feeling ever because it's the first time in my
whole life a girl called me and we talked about
it and.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
I got a media closure like.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
There's no it's it's just not calling me back, and.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
There's no, hey, well was it that one thing?

Speaker 5 (26:11):
She's like, look, I just think everything was great and
it was almost like too good. It makes us feel
like our friendship is like stronger, and we're both like, yeah,
I agree, and I want the best for you.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
So at the end of the day, you were you
were cool with it. You felt like maybe we are
better off.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
I absolutely agreed.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
And it feels weird because this is like mature.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
You don't like how that feels. It just feels weird.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
This is the first time it's ever been healthy, and
I I love it. I'm like, oh my gosh, we
were able to talk.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I wanted a love story. I am happy for you
kind of me.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Well, here's the good news for all the ladies listening
is that Jose is now officially back on the market.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Text preferably you don't own any type of vehicle. You
can kis him if you want to. We're into your
phone tap right.

Speaker 9 (27:09):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I feel like a lot of the time on the show,
we're talking about the future.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh yeah, like what it's gonna look.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Like hotels Ai Jose's robot girlfriend Slash made Zeldemir.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'm actually excited that we all are.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
But there are some certain places and companies that haven't
quite gotten to the future quite yet, and they still
rely on good old fashioned man power. Yeah, that's why
today we're calling a woman who just got promoted to
a new role. She used to transcribe medical records, but
now Jose has that position. Yay, he has some questions.

(27:54):
I don't think this is gonna go.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Well, I don't think it would have realized.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Joke in your phone tap right now.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
Another on the twenties.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Hello, Hi is this Stacy?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (28:09):
Yes, it is wow, pleasure.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
To talk to you.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
My name is Norman.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
I'm the I'm the guy they hired for your position
because somebody got a promotion.

Speaker 13 (28:19):
Yeah, okay, so you're the new transcriber.

Speaker 9 (28:22):
That's me.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
Yeah. I really hope I can get promoted someday, just
like you.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
Right right?

Speaker 6 (28:30):
So can I be honest with you about something?

Speaker 12 (28:33):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (28:35):
I didn't really tell the manager Diana. You know Diana.

Speaker 13 (28:39):
Yes, Diana is the one who hired you.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
I didn't want to say this to her, but I
feel like I'm a little overqualified for this position.

Speaker 13 (28:47):
Well, I mean that might be a good thing because
then you can get the work done.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
Well, oh, I didn't even think of that in out
clocked me out?

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Well, don't clock me out. Still charge me for the
eight pay me for it.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Right, Norman.

Speaker 13 (29:01):
I don't mean to interrupt, but okay, now, okay, is
there anything I can.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
Help you with?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Yeah? Would you mind if we practiced.

Speaker 13 (29:13):
The medical transcription you want to transition?

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yeah? I have a whole set up here. It would
just make me feel a lot more comfortable.

Speaker 13 (29:21):
I don't know how you're that we are going to
practice over the phone, though.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
You know, like just make up a patients file, a
name age, all that stuff, and then I'll put it in.

Speaker 13 (29:31):
I will say that I love your enthusiasm.

Speaker 12 (29:34):
This is too correction.

Speaker 13 (29:38):
I did not say I love you, but I do
love your enthusiasm.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
You didn't say yet. But eventually we will get there.

Speaker 12 (29:49):
Let's just try this.

Speaker 13 (29:51):
We have Patient A, sixty two year old male.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
Okay, all right, Patient A, all right, continue?

Speaker 12 (30:05):
What are you taking on?

Speaker 6 (30:07):
I'm typing on keys with letters on them?

Speaker 13 (30:09):
Okay, Well it sounds like a typewriter.

Speaker 12 (30:12):
Uh huh not a computer?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Right, yeah, it is so a typewriter.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (30:20):
Can you pull out your computer and do this?

Speaker 6 (30:23):
No computer? Hold on a second, I don't want to
laugh in your ear. A computer. You don't need a computer.

Speaker 13 (30:34):
Silly, nor Norman.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Do these things the old fashioned way.

Speaker 13 (30:38):
You have to have a computer so you can upload
these files to a database.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
I'm so sorry, Stacy, but are you my boss, because
I don't think you are. Okay, you got promoted, but
not that promoted, so you really can't tell me how
to do my job.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
So let's get back. Let's get back to patient A.
I have so far, patient A. Hold on patient.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
It's a long word that's longer than you think. I
spelled an eh like Canadian?

Speaker 13 (31:08):
Am I don't I don't want to tell you how
to do your job.

Speaker 12 (31:13):
But all of this is already written down.

Speaker 13 (31:16):
If we need it in computer form, we need it.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
If you need a copy, what are you going to do? Huh?
I have a hard copy right here, Patient A.

Speaker 13 (31:26):
But there's also a hard copy that you would be
transcribing this from.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Hold on, give me a second here, hold on, what if.

Speaker 13 (31:33):
You typed so long that you have to reset it?
I only said patient A.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I'm practicing, so I wrote patient A about six times
in different ways.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
Patient Hey, Norman, Well hold on, wait, I can't.

Speaker 12 (31:46):
You need to listen to me.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
Hold on, patient A. Listen.

Speaker 12 (31:55):
I don't know what you are doing. This is not
how this job works you.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Oh big wow, Stacy?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Are you jealous that I'm better at this job than
you were I even started.

Speaker 12 (32:07):
This doesn't even make sense.

Speaker 13 (32:08):
You're not even doing the job yet. You're you're using
a typewriter.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Hold on, suffering from suffering from severe.

Speaker 12 (32:20):
Jelly.

Speaker 13 (32:23):
No, no, no, no, you're not write that.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
I mean not you're pat.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
I'm not like patient D.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Diana.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
She's the one who set you up for all this?
What because of break phone call?

Speaker 12 (32:37):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (32:39):
And you're on the radio. Hey, congratulations what.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah, Oh my god. She said you're honestly the best
transcriber they ever had, and she misses you already.

Speaker 12 (32:50):
I can't believe it. Oh that was so stressful.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
You're stressed. It's kind of hard to work with you.

Speaker 13 (32:56):
Yeah, definitely, I'm the difficult one.

Speaker 12 (32:58):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
If I could spell maintenance, i'd type it right now,
but I don't know.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
I can't. There's no spell check on this thing.

Speaker 9 (33:06):
Wake up every morning with wed Mornings on the twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
You know that moment in every spy movie where the sexy,
long legged burnette wearing sunglasses saunters up to the bar
and she orders herself a drink and then subtly slides
a Manila envelope over to the secret informants sitting to
her list.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
It says, to.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Nobody, look at this.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
Subtlety, subtlely subtlety.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
And somehow no one ever notices the giant brown package
that he pulls out from inside his jacket either.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, it's like time straight on it. It's sly jaffery flies.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
These really are the best experts in the world.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Giant trench coat I didn't even see them.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
That scenario actually wasn't far off from what one of
our lists there is orchestrated during her first date. No
top secret documents were involved, but there was an undercover spy,
and we were all shocked when she finally admitted who
that person was. You're gonna hear it in your brand
new second Date update right after.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
This second Date up date.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Most women have their own unwritten rules they set down
for a first date. Now, Alexis might not agree because
these rules I found online were written by men, but.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I think they're still pretty good.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Like you think that number one always be willing to
pay for half? Should I stop there? Or do you
want me to? I didn't even get to don't drink
too much? The best dates of sober Date.

Speaker 9 (34:49):
Man?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Why find this?

Speaker 14 (34:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Why would Alexis want to remember?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Anyway? We have a woman on the phone name Katrina
who has her own unwritten rule for dates that she
brings someone a law on her first one every time. Wow, Katrina,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Hey, I think I'm more amazed that you can find
someone to come with you every time, you know, like
once or twice as a friend. Then I'm like, girl,
I am not going on your eighth first date.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
People don't even want to go on.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Their own days.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yes, well, if you would pay for half of the meal,
then people would be more than excited to hang out
with you.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
And if you have a third you can triple it.
You split three.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
There you go. But we want to learn about you
and your dating life, Katrina, So tell us who do
you like to bring along on your dates with you?
Like a friend?

Speaker 12 (35:34):
Honestly, I like to ask my mom to come.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh god, no, geez, why psycho?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (35:42):
He hold on before you say anything. I love moms.
If a girl shut up with her mom on a date,
I'd be so happy.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
No, you would not, That is not true.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
I give me a hug. I'll get your approval for.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
A first date. Why would you do that?

Speaker 12 (35:55):
Well, I have my mom kind of creep in the background.
It's not like she's sitting with us or anything, just
to make sure that, like the vibes are right and
that I'm safe.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
And you know, you never know at you need someone
to make sure your form is right on the kiss too.
So in you mean she's just like.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
A random person at the bar. Do you introduce her.

Speaker 12 (36:12):
To your dates, no spot on, She's just a random
person at the bar.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
Okay, that's better.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
It's better.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
It's better that is I mean, it's okay. I'm sorry, girl,
I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I'm glad you listen. That feels unhealthy to me.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Really, Brooke doesn't want to let her children leave the
house until they're thirty years old.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I mean, I say that, but I don't really want
that to happen.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Just like you know, Brook is definitely going to be
on the first dates with hold on, let.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Me just cut all your steak really quickly, and then
you guys continue.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
So I'm guessing the mom went on this one.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
We're being so judging here. We haven't even heard the
date yet. Tell us about what what you guys did.
And this guy that you went.

Speaker 12 (36:51):
Out with, well, to start at the beginning, this guy Jeremy,
I met him on I know you're gonna roll your eyes.
I met him on tender.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
But that's way better than the first thing you started.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
We're gonna try not to judge. Keep going. You met
him online, all right, Well, we got.

Speaker 12 (37:07):
On gender and honestly we headed off pretty quick. But
like it kind of seems stagnant like it wasn't going anywhere.
Like we talked for a few weeks, but we most
talked about food, like we're both just duties.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah, okay, nice, Okay, so yeah, but it felt like
it was kind of stalling where you say, yeah.

Speaker 12 (37:26):
Like I sort of just had to be like, hey,
are we going on a date or are we just
going to sit here and like talk about food that
we're not ever going to keep together.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Well, some guys do need that, They need that extra
push to be like, hey, ask me out already, right.

Speaker 12 (37:38):
And after a matter of a week, I'm gonna say
something like I am that girl.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
So assertive and then bring your mom. I love it
the first part.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah, I know, we do this segment to find out
what things you love and what things you don't, but
we got to figure out what Katrina did for her
date here. Okay, so Katrina, where do you and your
mom go?

Speaker 8 (37:59):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (37:59):
Well, well he suggested sushi?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Love that.

Speaker 12 (38:03):
Yeah, So I chose the restaurant because I knew where
it was my mom and I've been there before, so
that was also helpful.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
And so you're excited about this date?

Speaker 12 (38:12):
Oh yeah, I'm all in. I'm ready to go and
so I end up carpooling there with my mom and
we get there like a little early, obviously because I
don't want to get busted. But I have mom posts
up at the bar and he and I meet up
and everything's pretty normal at this point.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Can I ask, like, when you're separated from your mother,
are you guys like secretly meeting in the bathroom at
any point? Are you giving each other signals on the date?

Speaker 12 (38:39):
Not necessarily? I mean there was one point when like
I got up to go to the bathroom and like,
I definitely did just one quick check in with her.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Okay, you that's risky.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
I look so much like my mom. If someone saw
me talking, you know, a million.

Speaker 15 (38:52):
Percent, totally leave you for your mom, because it sounds
like if you only checked in with your mom once,
the date must have been going pretty well.

Speaker 12 (39:04):
Yeah, I mean we were making quick work at the
sushi menu. We did it all, from sushi to sashimi
to seaweed salad. We had a little bit of everything.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Okay, see the gear action you're leaning in on the
foody connection you guys have.

Speaker 12 (39:17):
Yeah, definitely, so like it was pretty chill.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
How does a mom date end?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Like?

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Does she watch you guys, I'm being serious.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Because he can't walk her to the car because it's
her mom. Yeah, so like my mom has the keys.

Speaker 12 (39:29):
Yeah right now, Well we went outside and yes, I
have to get in the car with my mom, so
like I have to finesse this. So I'm like, hey,
this was great, and I like gave him a big kiss.
But like he kind of did seem a little surprised
by that.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Like you initiated it.

Speaker 12 (39:51):
Yeah again, I am that girl.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, you're at that's rare in front of your mom?

Speaker 6 (39:58):
Was it in front of your mom?

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Did you see?

Speaker 12 (40:00):
I mean, yeah, she was like lurking in the background, lurking.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
The cameras out and everything.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Okay, and what do you mean he seemed surprised by
the kiss?

Speaker 12 (40:15):
How so I don't know, Like I kind of just
threw it out there. It was quick. He was kind
of like looks like he was reeling a tiny bit.

Speaker 10 (40:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
We did just eat a bunch of sushi.

Speaker 12 (40:24):
That could be on me.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Maybe it was weird for him because his dad was
also the juke bo. The mom's over by the bar, Yeah,
the grandparents are in the car outside. Everybody's watching.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
It.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Happens, I will love it so hard.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I really hope not, but maybe it will. If we
come back, they'll call Jeremy for you and try and
get your second date update right after this.

Speaker 12 (40:50):
Thank you hold on.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Updates if you're just joining us for the second date update.
We're on the phone with Katrina, whose first date would
be an absolute nightmare for most of us in this room.
For her, it's totally normal to bring along her mom
as the third wheel, just make sure that everything's going right.

(41:14):
As far as we can tell, her date Jeremy did
not know that her mom was even there the whole time, watching,
peeping in on their first kiss. Katrina, did you hold
your finger up to give mom a count down so
that she knew the kiss was about to happen? It
would have been kind of romantic.

Speaker 12 (41:31):
Well, I think everyone was caught off guard by the kiss, Mom.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Included for some reason.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I just imagine your mother in the window of that
sushi restaurant just banging on it, saying, way to.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
Go, honey.

Speaker 12 (41:43):
Well, thank god that didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Okay, but after the date, your mom did approve of him?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Oh yeah, definitely okay, And we never asked either, have
you talked to him since I know that you said
the kiss took him off guard, but maybe have you
heard anything.

Speaker 12 (41:58):
No, that's why I'm calling you. It's been awkward. I
don't know what's up.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Hopefully we can help smooth things over. We're about to
call your boy here and hopefully turn Katrina and Jeremy
into the power couple. Katami, Hey, got a nice ring
to it?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Did we need to dial her mom in on the
other line.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
I'm sure she's watching through one of the windows of
the studio. I'm going to dial him right now. Let's
do it. Hey is this Jeremy?

Speaker 12 (42:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (42:33):
Who's this?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Uh, we're we're a radio show. We're called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Hey Jeremy, how you doing what?

Speaker 8 (42:42):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Hey, you're quite the talker.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yeah, so a tough nut to crack, jeff.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Maybe, but hopefully we can because we're trying to help
out one of our listeners with this segment we're doing
called a second Date Update. Basically, you went out with
a girl named Katrina the other night to a sushi restaurant,
and we're trying to kind of pick your brain about it.

Speaker 8 (43:05):
Yeah, that was a scam?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
What what did you say scam like you scammed her.

Speaker 14 (43:11):
No, No, I think she's got some kind of operation
she's running.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Can you please elaborate, because we have no idea what
you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
She did not allude to any sort of scam when
we talked to her.

Speaker 14 (43:25):
It was a date, right, well, all right, we went
to a sushi restaurant. We ordered a ton of food. Okay,
So at the end the bill came, and you know,
I have a policy. I'll pay for the first day
usually more than that. I just think it's the right

(43:46):
thing to do. Although I mean, we had a big night.
We ordered a lot of food. So the guy came
and she put down her card too, And I would say,
all right, thank god that one, I don't have to
pay for this all, but two that that's nice of
her to, like I said, I'd get it. But then
she threw out her card, so I was like, all right,
that's cool of birth.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Yeah, that's really considerate, Alexis. It is a nice thing.
Guys appreciate that and like that about women.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Whatever I mean, doesn't.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Consider it for next time.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I forget my card, Jeff. Yeah, she says, oh, I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
So sorry, Jeremy, keep going.

Speaker 14 (44:24):
Well, but hold on because the bill came and I
got my card back, and I saw I had still
been charged for everything, and I had a quick moment
of what's happening.

Speaker 8 (44:34):
And then he turned to her and said, and here's
your loyalty card.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
What oh, that's her favorite sushi play.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Wait, so like she threw it down, So like if
you order ten rolls to give it eleventh three or
something like that type of deal.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Is that what you mean?

Speaker 8 (44:48):
She was getting some kind of like reward points for
all the money I just spent.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Oh wait, that's a scam.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Like why wouldn she throw it out? Like you're eating there,
you don't have a loyalty card.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
It's weird that she would get all the benefits from
their meal together that he paid for.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
She should have said, hey, here, if you want, you
can join.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Someone buys me Starbucks. It's so hard for me not
to put my rewards right there. I don't know that
that's a scale. I bet she just didn't even think
about it.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
How much was it? How much was the bill that
you paid?

Speaker 6 (45:23):
She has got to be a hundred or so.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
I think it was closer to like two hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
Says the scam because I just suddenly got a flash
of her taking like every internet guy to this one
place and like racking up cart.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I'm racking up the free California rolls and nobody.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Even knows you're gonna You're creating a little monster in our.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Studio texting on my friends right now. I'm sorry. That
is a big accusation.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
It is weird that none of that came up when
we talked to her so much.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I'm telling you, she doesn't even think about it.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yeah, she just takes money from guys and gets the role. Okay,
we need to clear this up and actually have Katrina
on the line. She is on the phone already, by
the way, Jerry, wanting to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Does it will feel less scammy?

Speaker 8 (46:12):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Yeah, that's how this segment works. We have them listening
quietly and then have them jump in.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
That feels normal.

Speaker 12 (46:19):
Okay, sir, respectfully, what are you talking about? Like I'm
running You suggested sushi. I suggested the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Oh she got you.

Speaker 8 (46:29):
Wait a minute, wait, you just said you picked the place.

Speaker 12 (46:34):
You picked sushi, So what I was going to talk
to you for? Weeks on the off cans, you would
land on sushi even though I told you pick absolutely anything.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
Wait, wait a minute, just answer me.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Yes, we know.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
Have you taken other internet dates to that same place?

Speaker 11 (46:48):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (46:49):
Quite frankly, that is none of your business. And I
know that's where my mom and I like to go.
It's our favorite restaurant, she and I.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
So yeah, because you get all the free food there.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Come on, you, guys, Jeffer, you really think that she
is going to spend hours talking to men then hours
going out on terrible dates with them, like it is
not worth Like I can't imagine all of that energy
being worth whatever you end up getting.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
I guess I do see Brooks point. You can be
running a tighter scam than this. Yeah, maybe you need
to like streamline.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
This sea thank you, the reward is not worth the efforts.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Yeah, okay, maybe I'm to buy some gift cards too.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
Next time you keep saying it's not worth it, then
why would you bother putting down your card.

Speaker 12 (47:33):
You offered to pay, I said thank you, because that
is the appropriate response, and then I brought my loyalty
card down. I'm not going to let one hundred and
sixty bucks, like one hundred dollar bill go without like
just putting points on my card like you're paying for anyway, Like,
why not it?

Speaker 3 (47:49):
So you said you and your mom go there? Did
you use the loyalty points from this date on the
next time that you and your mom went an eight there?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Why would it matter?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
I'm just curious.

Speaker 8 (47:59):
I always use my loyalty card when we go and
eat there.

Speaker 12 (48:01):
And yeah, we went there like a week or so
after the date that he and I had so like
technically probably, but I had a lot of points on
that card for several meals.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Gue, you bought her mom dinner. Yes, I don't know
why he's so upset about this. Still, I totally don't
see an issue with this.

Speaker 12 (48:17):
Here's the thing, after hearing the way this man feels
about me, because I'm apparently a scam artist, let me
just pull the curtain all the way back. Let's get
so real right now. Sure, the week or so after
when I went there with my mom was not even
the most important time that I went there with my mom.
I think the most noteworthy time is the fact that
my mother was there when we were on the state
in the first place.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
She was at the bar Okay, Yeah, I don't know
if Jeremy knew that that's not a real bomb.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
You think it is.

Speaker 8 (48:44):
Sure?

Speaker 12 (48:45):
The thing is, she was just watching to make sure
that I don't get I don't know, murdered.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
And then, Jeremy, you gave off. Did you feel like
you maybe gave off some murdery vibes when you matched
with her online?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Her mom was going to save her.

Speaker 8 (48:59):
You thought I was gonna murder you in the sushi restaurants.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Maybe not in the restaurant, but maybe in the barking lot.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Probably, Yeah, after you pay the bill.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah, they need the loyalty points.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I think the more important point is did you hear
that her mom was there?

Speaker 8 (49:13):
I don't even understand your mom is chaperoning your day.

Speaker 12 (49:18):
Yeah, because there's a bunch of weirdos on the internet,
so you have to be careful.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
The internet.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
You Well, it's so romantic at this point, I just
have to ask if you two would like to go
out on another date. Moms and parents all invited, and Jeremy,
we're going to pay for it this time.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
We'll give you your own punch card.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Yeah, what do you think, Jeremy.

Speaker 8 (49:47):
This is like more twisted than I even imagine.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
There's no scam here. We'll pay for.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Everything, let her go out with their mom.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
I'm done, but there I like to do that.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
So the loyalty points are running low, though, So who's
going to pay for that?

Speaker 12 (50:04):
You guys? Will you already said you were going to
give me a guest card.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
No, you're running a scam on us.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, well, I don't know. She's really good at it, though,
I'm still okay with it.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I know Brook about four hundred dollars.

Speaker 9 (50:15):
Right now, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Wow, it's been a while since we've had fireworks like
that happened between two of our callers, and this time
it was all because of using a loyalty card on
a date.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Wow, isn't really that bad the whole time.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
I recently was on a date and they asked me
if I the loyalty card.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
I was like, I don't know, look up my number
and it was a whole process and they did, though
they found it.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
The bad part about it is that she didn't say
she was using a loyalty card. Yeah, she made it
seem like she was going to pay for the date,
but then was like, oh, by the way, you're paying
for everything and I'm taking all the points.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
She should have just been like, hey, they have a
loyalty program here, I'm a part of it. If you
want to, you know, you can sign up.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
But scam artist over a loyalty card.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
I don't know, jeff we get why Brooke is it's
so offended by this because she's a staunch advocate of
loyalty cost I got thirty seven in her purse right now.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Everyone.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
If I know that I'm going to go back there
in five years, I will still keep my loyalty number.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Is that really loyalty?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Brook?

Speaker 6 (51:15):
If you have every single.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Grocery store, if I'm going to save ten cents, it
is worth it to me.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
I love a good coupon.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Remember you can listen to all of our second dates
wherever you get your podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey, and
you can always email the show. We'll call that person
who's not calling you back. It's weird working in an
office these days because no one's around.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah yeah, I know, except for Monday, when everyone's forced
to come here.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
That's the one day of the week. The rest of
the time it's completely empty, especially on Fridays. It's a
total ghost town.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
They're working from home in quote.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Needs a three day weekend.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Meanwhile, we're here like hello, hello, I mean we can
do whatever we want now.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
We're free.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
The Brooks already flashed the window washers twice outside to
thank goodness, they were strapped in because they.

Speaker 14 (52:10):
Did them.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
We're pretty high up.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah, and since nobody's here to stop me, I'm going
to sing my brand new song of the week dressed
up as a certain famous canceled celebrity. Oh you're about
to find out who tune in next to hear it,
because probably not going to be allowed in the building.
On Monday, Song of the Week is coming up.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
I hope the window washers wi't take a picture.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I hope they do.

Speaker 9 (52:34):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, it.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Is time for my song of the week. And when
you google when is wedding season, they tell you it
goes from May through like late September. And sure, it's
a crazy time for the bride and groom because they're
trying to plan everything and navigate the costs of food
and the clothes and saying, maybe we should pick a

(52:58):
date when drunk uncle is going to be out of.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Town or in jail again as long as he's not here.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
But you know who the real troopers are during this
blissful time of year. The wedding guests. And don't get
me wrong, like weddings are awesome, they're fun, love them,
but when you have to attend them month after month
after month all summer long, they can become kind of exhausting, and.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
They start to kind of blend together too. Who is
getting married?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Yeah, and it's not just like buying all the gifts
and doing all the travel and all the rehearsal dinners
and the RSVPs. Did you know the average American will
get writers cramp nine times this summer just from filling
out wedding RSVPs.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Wow, the first time I picked up a pen and.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Ages, we read that in a medical journal. So I
knew that I had to write a song this week
for all of the wedding guests who are looking at
their upcoming summer schedules during these peak nuptial months and thinking,
oh my god, I am never gonna survive this.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
That's why you're dressed as a disheveled wedding guest right now,
with a with a tie and a collared shirt. I
thought you were finally interviewing for a real job.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
I literally think I've worn this exact outfit to the
last three weddings and have not losted it since. That's
why instead of doing the hit song by Taylor Swift,
Look what you made me do, it's young Jeffreys applaud
the bride and groom.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
Oh you, it's.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Gonna be awesome. All the swift an exciting.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
All right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready points. My
whole friend group got engaged. Now comes the wedding days.

(55:06):
My summer's one long haze of I do's wearing painful shoes,
Sweat flows in rivers down my thighs. Whys this wedding outside?
Please hurry kiss the bride, do it soon. I'm frying
like rand goons. I tried to avoid it and enjoy it, man,

(55:30):
I really tried, but the capraise skew word tray.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
Was empty every time, and then they.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Stuck me with the losers.

Speaker 16 (55:37):
Here at table nine, I'm loading up on the free
red wine.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Now in Hilton Ballroom, two people obstruct my view. I
missed the bride and groom kiss in an arch made
of balloons. I moved a table two and got into
a feud. Some things I shouted were crude, but that
flower girl was ude.

Speaker 16 (55:58):
The best man give his speech. He's twenty four beers
deep for half an hour. He speaks in a rap
to his own mouth beats four destination.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Weddings won in the Bahamahamas, and it's a Lee was
in free. It took the hit on credit karma. I'll
fly for six hours.

Speaker 16 (56:21):
And drive for three more with this Wednesday wedding.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
Better feet, hard car.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
I was a martyr, caught the garter for my body.
Ryan his girlfriend Dana would have thought that they were
next day like the battle for the bouquet almost.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
Ended in o'c an abel.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Put down the knife, now load my tables turned for food.
I ran across the room. I shoved aside this old
dude because the hangar gave me twod the buffet line
for food, it barely seemed to move. It's salmon or
beef ragu. It's not rocket science, true. If I sent
something off of the Red Street, the only items left,

(57:03):
we're kind of pricey. I'm not putting money towards your honeymoon, geez,
I might as well just buy your wife A nighty thought.
The father daughter dance was gonna be sweet. The bumping
grind song made it kind of creep. Be dj else
the names out of the wedding party.

Speaker 16 (57:24):
Okay, Bruce offer the Saint d ufc, the.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Puns of bride and groom, the puns of bridy room.
I'm sorry, Phillips, but I can't talk to you about
your foot ulcer right now. Why wedding, it's cupid shuffle ooh.
The song says what to do, step left and slide
right to repeat the same port dance move facing each

(57:49):
wall in the room. The wacky photo boots got prop
for you to use, but one girl takes it.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Seriu send needs fourteen redo.

Speaker 16 (57:58):
The bridesmaids out their shoes, and groomsmen got their booze.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
A bunch of grounks and suits. Look out, there's kids
behind you.

Speaker 16 (58:05):
Tune or weddings all in June to what you got into.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
So raise your champagne flutes in just to plod the
bride and groom. Yeah, oh god, that's so good.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I mean me nervous about all the weddings and I'm
not even going to any of this summer.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
The gaunt litt has started, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Worried about that father daughter dance. Yeah to the DJ
about the song choice, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (58:34):
But the mom was like, oh yeah, just like my
mom text in seven eight, five nine to tell us
what you thought about the song of the week. Yeah,
we'll post it up on our socials at Brook and Jeffrey,
on our TikTok YouTube, Instagram, all of it with all
the lyrics there.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
But yeah, and if you're a wedding DJ, go ahead
add it into the playlist.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Break everybody out every wedding season. Everybody, we're gonna do
your phone tap brand new player to win Brooks bucks
here and hopefully this doesn't get confusing because your challenger
today is named.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Jose Oh me, which one is going to talk more?

Speaker 5 (59:17):
All right, Jose, I have both my hands up like
a mine. Let's do the same movement at the same time.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Brother, go.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Ready, Okay, wow, you're marrying each other. All the listeners
really loved that radio So this, Jose, though, your challenger
is a dad who has three kids and listens to
us with his kids in the car every single morning,
and he thought, you know, I know just as much

(59:45):
worthless knowledge as Brooke does. I'm sure I could beat her.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
What a dad thing to think.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
But don't do not underestimate how much useless crap is
inside of Brook's brain.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Jose, I'll try not to.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Okay, take this useless crap of knowledge at the top
of my head and leave.

Speaker 11 (01:00:02):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
We'll call you back in when we're ready. In the meantime,
let's go over the rules. He got thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
you can say past. But you have to beat Brook
outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
Let's do this?

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Good luck? Your time starts now. Singer Jordan Knight celebrates
a birthday today. He was a member of what boy band.

Speaker 12 (01:00:21):
In sync?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Which European country has the most Michelin starred restaurants? Franp
Maleficent is the villain in which fairy Tale Snow White.
There are only two states in America that are below
sea level. Name one of them. What does the Z
in the pop culture show TMZ stand for.

Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
Path?

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
What does the online text abbreviation TLDR mean too long?
Didse's that's one of both those? Hoss, I've seen that one.
So Brooke is coming back into the studio, and we
don't know a whole lot about you. Jose, you're a
new player. Tell us about your life.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
Every morning we get up, we get in the car,
we go to school, and on the way we listen
to you guys, and my kids think. You know, we
seem to always win in the car, So why not
give it a shot on the radio?

Speaker 9 (01:01:10):
Yah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
How old are your kids?

Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
Ten?

Speaker 12 (01:01:13):
Nine and soon to be five? Here?

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
I feel like I'm talking to my future self.

Speaker 9 (01:01:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Jose goals?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Do they still think their dad's funny? That's what Jose
really needs to know.

Speaker 12 (01:01:25):
Radio Jose's way funnier.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Maybe, well, this Jose can sub in and be their dad.
If you want, like a break for a week or something.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Like that, your real father's coming. I will save you
from a boring Jose.

Speaker 12 (01:01:39):
I promise that's a great idea. I might take you
up on that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
I'm giving our Jose lasting one point five hours. That's
all they can handle it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Your kids is a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
None of us knew how to cook the chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Nugg All right, bros, turn your time starts now. Singer
Jordan Knight celebrates a bird in a He was a
member of.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
What boy band New Kids of the Block?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Which European country has the most Michelin starred restaurants France.
Maleficent is the villain in which fairy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Tale Sleeping Beauty.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
There are only two states in America that are below
sea level. Name one of them Florida. What does the
Z in the pop culture show TMZ stand for zebra?
What does the online text abbreviation t L d R mean.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
T L d R till later? Don't remember?

Speaker 12 (01:02:34):
Brain?

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Let's go to the scoreboard and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Jo I do really like hookers?

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Who does it? Jose?

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
My god, you got to correct today?

Speaker 8 (01:02:50):
Okay, solid score for us.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Jose's and Brook the same amount of questions, and come on,
Brook gets three.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
She just says you out there, man, I'm sorry about that.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. Though singer Jordan
Night celebrates a birthday, he was a member of New
Kids on the Block, the European country with the most
Michelin starred restaurants is France six hundred and thirty two
Michelin stars. There, both of you guys on that one.
Japan is second with four hundred and thirteen. Malefcent is

(01:03:21):
the villain in the fairy tale Sleeping Beauty. The only
two states in America below sea level are Louisiana and California.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I still get it? Why are they not underwater now?

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
The Z in the show TMZ stands for zone thirty
mile Zone, which refers to the thirty mile area around
Hollywood where all the celebrities. Okay, and the text abbreviation
TLDR that means too long. Didn't read Brooks two? Nice
to do that?

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
Yeah Brooks in a book club? She's excited.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Yes, read it four times? Wow? So jose Man. Sorry,
it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just for
being here, we're gonna give you a ten dollars gift
card to Starbucks.

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
Aw, that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Yeah, you got any tips for our jose Just about life?

Speaker 9 (01:04:13):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Ye, I need it.

Speaker 12 (01:04:15):
Don't have kids unless you really want them?

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Okay, Wow, I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Really want to say, if you're listening, Daddy, didn't mean
that you Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Yeah that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Man. Have a great day. Thanks for playing dude. We'll
be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday.

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning