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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So this is embarrassing. Had to show my husband that
we had a podcast yesterday and how.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
To download it.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
So, Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's time. Oh and don't forget to follow the podcast too.
All right, the show starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
If you've seen the news, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning,
maybe you saw The Office as getting a new spinoff series.
It's going to be a mockumentary about a small Midwestern
newspaper that's about to fold. A lot of people are asking,
will Michael Scott Steve Carell make an appearance on the
new show?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Appearance that's interesting because he's not going to be in it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I've heard that it's like based on the new like
the same documentary group is just looking for a new
you know.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's why they moved to the newspaper and they like
moved on.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well. Steve Correll's official comment he does not see a
reason for him to be included in this whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But see a reason to be included in the last
two seasons.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, he is excited to support and watch it. It
didn't make me wonder though, what is everybody here watching
right now? Okay, like digital, Jake, what are you watching
on TV?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Doing The Walking Dead right now?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Jeffrey, are the original?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
For season nine? Oh there is way too many episodes
about show.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, alexis what Disney Plus show are we into now?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
I was still in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's taking me like two years now, so I'm trying
to start show.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
What about Jose Watch.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Like all the new Netflix Animal Planet.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Animals, not one person is saying baby reindeer in this room,
like that's the new animals I heard? Then It's just
I don't wanted to watch it because so bad not
bad like good.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, it's about a soccer, female soccer.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Harry, Is that what you're watching?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, I'm watching a Disney Plus show is next on
my list?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's I was?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I was you?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's really good. Yeah, yeah, it's Nigeria. I think that
the title is a language I don't speak.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
I also just remember and I'm watching a treasure hunting show.
But I've been watching it for like twelve years.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Wow, they still are like.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Finding little bits. It's called the cursive, all guys.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm watching the the HBO documentary The Jinks Part two.
It's the guy that accidentally admitted on a hot mic
that he did it like a triple murder.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Oh wow, it was really good.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, it's really good. Now the second part.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Is out, So wait is it like it's just a documentary.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's a really good documentary. So no TV show.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Back to my Nigerian animation.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, no TV show. Is that's exciting? Is hearing the
sounds of digital jins giving us some interesting shocking trivia.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
When it comes to this show, We're a gold mine
of complaints. Brooke is usually complaining about the soaring prices
of yacht fuel.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
No God, I'll tell you what. Oh, get me started
with deckhands.
Speaker 9 (02:56):
Alexis is asas management. Why there's no bar in this
office building?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
And Josea has a problem with the exorbitant fees door
dash charges whenever he gets hard boiled eggs delivered from the.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Breaker all the way down the hall.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
I'm yelling at him, dude, it's ten feet away. You
can't walk through it.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
But no one takes more complaints than workers in.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
The restaurant industry.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Yeah, and because today is National Waiters and Servers Day,
we're gonna do a special restaurant Complaints edition.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 9 (03:32):
Right, I have a list of the top twenty most
common restaurant complaints that waiters receive, and you just have
to name one to stay in the game. Let's start
with the woman who has said this line in a
restaurant hundreds of times.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
He'll pay for that.
Speaker 9 (03:45):
That's Alections Electa's top twenty restaurant complaints that waiters receive.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Ooh, the other day, I took my little brother out
to food and he got his kid's hot nog and
it was cold, he said.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
But they could it was too cooked for him, he
said it back.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, no, no, we ordered a new one.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
But anyway, so I'm going to say my food's.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Cold, cold or undercooked food? Number two on the list.
Number one, let's go to brook.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, I'm going to say I don't know how to
say this succinctly, like just like the waiters missing, like
he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Or they don't.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
The waiter's been kidnapped. Yeah, abducted is the one you're
looking for. Abducted?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Like there don't they're not present? Where are they? I
want to order that.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Inconsistent service Number seventeen on the list.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yes, I really dig for that one. Let's go to Jo.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I'm going to say things are taking too long, like
the food low.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
Service number on the list one and seventeen off the board.
Let's go to Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What about this isn't what I ordered?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
God, I could hear Jeffrey's voice, waiter right.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
There, incorrect order number four on my list, number three
on the boards.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Go back to Alexis.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh what if maybe if they're just, I mean, our
waiters rude to you, not always, but like sometimes maybe
you could get someone who's like rude to.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Rude way number ten inattentive staff. Let's go back to Brook.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't know if this falls under waiters or not,
but something that really bugs me is when the table
is dirty when you get there.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Answer unsanitary conditions. Number five on the list complains about
dirty tables, utensils, the restrooms, the plate.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Let's go to Jose.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
I'm just trying to think of when I was a
server and people used to ask to move tables because
the restaurant itself was.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Too water cold.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh yeah, the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
So I'm gonna say.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
The climate temperature in the restaurant is not in the
top twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That would have been a big one for me.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Yeah, because that's I remember people used to move all
the time.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Let's go to Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I was at a restaurant and ordered a hot dog
that was not one hundred pc b Frank, how do
you know this mouth knows the quality of the wiener
that goes in. So I'm going to say when it's
not like fully authentic authenticity.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Number nine.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
Restaurant complaints about restaurants claiming to serve authentic cuisine.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Yeah, look like a picture.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Let's go to Alexis.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Okay, I don't know if it was that, but I
think if it's just too loud, like I've been at
a table for the loud table and people have to
move away from.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Us noise levels.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It's number six. You guys are crushing this.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I've got one that is a big complaint online right
now and and just in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And that's like extra fees and charges on the bill.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Yeah, extra fees is not on my list here.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You're charging the chips and salsa.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
All right, Jeffer, you need a correct answer or Alexis
is going to win the complaint edition.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Wait, I don't know if I want to.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Win well every time I go to like Chili's or
to a cheesecake factory. I'm always saying to the waiters,
excuse me, my eyes are up here, so getting hit on.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Getting all that the cheesecake factory is not on my
less You've won the restaurant complaints edision of plenty of
twenty real quick, let's go over some that you missed
Number three. Poor food quality, issues with taste, flavor, texture,
overall quality, overcrowding or crowded seating, dietary restrictions like limited
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choices for vegans vegetarians, pricing or poor value like too
high for what the portion sizes are a long waits
for tables, difficulties with reservations, inadequate portions, and limited parking.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Sometimes I won't go to a restaurant. I'm like, nah, dude,
at this time, there's no parking.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You just need to stay the suburbs.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well, Alexis got it right. She's going to get to
choose who get shocked. They'll be singing paint the town
red by doja Cat.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
We'll do our biggest FOODI jose I'm gonna say, I mean,
I feel ashamed here.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
M she a devil, She a bad lip she a rebel,
she put a foot, had a pedal.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
I'll take the whole left of a settle. Also doing
a Fortnite dances there's a dance associated.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, I'm gonna shock you again.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
That's your shot collar question of the day frooking Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
What can I say about today's secret confession? And the
guy on the phone got paid a ton of money
for the job that he did. It was nothing illegal,
but it may have been one of the weirdest things
to ever happened to him as a mobile masseuse. Remember
I said nothing illegal. Okay, it was so appropriate I
(08:49):
wouldn't even rate it Pg. Thirteen. And I don't know
what I would have done if I were in his shoes.
You're gonna find out in today's brand new Massaker coming out.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You don't hear me confession, I can't take that Earl arms.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Mouse Speaker Texas seventy five nine two says I'm a
six foot six heavyweight wrestler with tattoos. My secret is
I wish I could actually fit in a normal sized bathtub,
just so I could use my watermelon body wash.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, I'm sorry, buddy.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, no, dude, It's all about that cucumber, raspberry sore
Bay body wash. Watermelon was so.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Last ye, says a guy who easily fits into a tub.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
And just like a soapy bottle of watermelon SuDS. One
of our listeners also wants to come clean today. I
get it clean right here on the mass speaker.
Speaker 11 (09:49):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I don't have to do anything for the rest of
the segment. He's chosen to go by the name Tony Today.
So Tony, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
Hey, how you guys doing today?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Is to sound positive? Tony? Okay, maybe not? Maybe I
read that wrong.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
This is one hell of a story. I can't believe.
I'm going to tell you, guys.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Is on.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
You are the mass speaker. We want to hear your confession.
Let's go.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Okay, here's the thing. I'm a masseuse and I've been
a masseuse for well over ten years, being a veteran
at it. I make very very good money.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh yeah, So is this going to be like some
industry secret that you're going to tell us.
Speaker 11 (10:30):
I wouldn't call it an industry secret, but it's a
damn secret. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
What's going on?
Speaker 11 (10:36):
So one of my colleagues, Me and her sometimes, you know,
if we're unavailable for certain clients. You were like, hey,
were you filling for me? Like, yes, We've done that
a multiple amount of time. Last year she needed to
go out of town and she's like, Tony, you need
to feel in for me for this one client, very
special to me. I made good money on this. You're
gonna love this, Okay. I was like, Okay, absolutely no
(10:58):
problem that she said. It is a little strange. I
was like, whoa in strange? What do you mean? Yeah,
he gives me the address. Well, the next day, I
make my way to the address. Okay, I'm driving through
an amazing neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh yeah, one of those.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Neighborhoods where you know everybody has had money for at
least five to six years.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh those old money places.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Your client is Brooke. Wasn't it.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Remember the guy next to me has three abandoned trucks
in his backyard.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I'm not in that neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That almost make you feel excited. If you're driving to
a really nice neighborhood going to meet somebody.
Speaker 11 (11:37):
That's only the tip of the iceberg. When I pull
up to the address. There's no house. It's just this
gigantic gate with a guard. So I let the guard
who I am and what I'm here to do. He
lets me in.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (11:51):
It drives from the gate, so the physical house was
about eleven minutes.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
This is you get back onto another freeway.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
This person isn't just rich, they're rich.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Are you getting nervous at this point?
Speaker 11 (12:14):
I'm not getting nervous. I'm sitting there marveling ground kept.
I finally get to the house and this very nice
lady comes to the door. She's probably around seventy years old. Okay,
this was the owner. She looked like Jackie o'naptis. I mean, well, Captain.
(12:34):
Everything looks super expensive.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's JFK's wife. Sorry, I got a nod that nobody
knew who.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
That was Jackie Kennedy.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
Yes, okay, Now, my friends did tell me when she
normally comes that she needs to bring two tables. So
I go to the back of my suv get my
two tables. She shows me the room I'm going to
be in. Everything is antique. I thought I was at
Buckingham Palace.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Okay, I think we get that the house is really nice.
What happens with this, Like, is it a two person massage?
Speaker 11 (13:09):
Well, that's what I found out. The massage is for
her and her husband.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, is that okay with you?
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Yeah, it's okay. But this is where it gets odd.
Told me it's a massage for her and her husband.
But what she didn't inform you? There the husband has
passed on ten years ago.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
I'm right, you're a massaging a dead body.
Speaker 11 (13:33):
Nope, stop there not massaging no dead body.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Okay, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
She got a new husband.
Speaker 11 (13:39):
She wants me to massage her first for thirty minutes,
and then I guess she thinks her husband's come on high. Oh,
so I'm looking the air for another thirty.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Minutes, massaging the air above the massage table.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
The air the massage table. And here's the thing. She's like,
I like to watch you massage. Yes, but I guess her,
in her mind he's there.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well do you count as a voyeuristic person if you're
not actually watching anything?
Speaker 11 (14:10):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
I'd be like, what's that bill?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
You said?
Speaker 7 (14:15):
You want her to tip me more?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
What's that bill you want me to be in the will?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
But that's like sweet and kind of weird and endearing.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I mean, did you do it?
Speaker 11 (14:25):
I mean, you have to absolutely very thorough massage. She
enjoyed it. Then I started massaging the air a k a.
Her husband.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I mean, it is an old, rich house. It could
be haunted.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Like, there's.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Point I believe that.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Did she critique you at all? Actually he's a bigger man.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Than you're hurting him.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
She made comments the whole touch like his ears. He
loved his ears. And don't forget remember he got hurt
in when he was in the military.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
He got bad back.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Okay, well, I mean she better have tipped you really,
really well.
Speaker 11 (15:04):
If you I still haven't hit the cherry on top of.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The store, there's a cherry.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
After massaging air husband, she says, I have to run
an errand I'll pay you double to massage my husband
for another thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh the husband likes that. Was like, you're almost scamming
the poor old lady.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (15:27):
The moment she leaves, I ain't massage anything. Yeah, until
I heard her come back in the house. And when
she came out saying, look, you came right on time.
We just finished. She cut me the biggest check ever
in my massage. Oh my god, you can say this.
I paid my mortgage for two months and my our
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note for three.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, dude, is there any air husbands that I can massage?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Because that sounds fair?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Will pay you five dollars? Yeah, no more anyway, Thanks
for sharing that with texting seven eight, five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Up next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
We just did a story the other day that the
dating app Bumble is going to have a new feature
called AI Concierge that's so crazy. It goes on virtual
dates for you and does all the work so you
don't have to. And we thought, you know what, let's
put a voice to this new AI feature and call
up an actual guy with a Bumble account. Maybe the
(16:32):
groundbreaking new tech can help him find an actual hobby,
or maybe it'll just make them really upset.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Right now?
Speaker 11 (16:46):
Hello, Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Is this Eric?
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Yes? It is who?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh who am I I'm just your representative from the
dating app Bumble.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
My name is Robin Robin Crate.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Okay, Hi Eric, and why are you calling me?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Have you not seen the notifications about our new AI
program that we're launching.
Speaker 11 (17:13):
I am not.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Then you are so glad I'm on the phone because
it is so exciting.
Speaker 11 (17:22):
I really don't know what's going on. What's exciting?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Basically, each member account gets a virtual concierge whose job
it is to help you find your perfect match.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
Ha.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
This is so cool.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
So this guy is going to help your dating life
and even come up with a strategy. I've seen your profile.
It couldn't hurt.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It means I'm going to transfer you to him right now?
Speaker 11 (17:49):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Hi? Eric, I'm your new bumballet I concierge. My name
is Toby.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Hi Toby.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I'm excited to work with you on finding the love
of your life or some one night rando that we
can ghost afterwards.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Wui what did you just say?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
So I scanned your profile already you are quite the
catch and in that second picture your butt looks tight
in those genes.
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (18:19):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Under hobbies it says you like watching football and getting
together with friends.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
May I recommend we change that. It comes across like
you are the town drunk who watches sports all day
from your couch.
Speaker 11 (18:36):
That's not at all what it says.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Maybe we can change it to this. In my spare time,
I like feeding the homeless and caring for lost pets
in between my job as an international lawyer.
Speaker 11 (18:47):
There's nothing true about that at all.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Man, I need you to take a picture of you
feeding a homeless man spaghetti with a what of hundreds
sticking out of your back pocket.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
Okay, Toby, I don't know what this is all about,
but I'm not going to just make up a bunch
of crap to attract women.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
If we put those two things together, you are going
to score some high class tail.
Speaker 11 (19:10):
I don't I'm not gonna dude.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Maybe you put down that you are really into Imagine dragons.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Did you just call me dude?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Jeeves love the dragons? Right now?
Speaker 11 (19:20):
I can't believe I'm having this conversation with the computer.
I don't like Imagine Dragons. I don't like their sound.
I don't want them on my profile.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:29):
The dragons hit hard?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh my god, I could see.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
So many messages just flooding in. Oh you love Imagine Dragons?
Speaker 11 (19:36):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Can I send you my underwear right now, FedEx.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
Oh this has got to be a joke.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I mean, come on, dude, Eric, really, buddy, I need
to be honest with you. No, right now, I've got nothing.
The other AI concierges make fun of me because you
don't get any matches.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Shut up, Toby, I'm done with you.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Hey, listen, don't be like that. I'm just keeping it
one hundred customer service. I'm trying to help you, man,
help me, help.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
You, representative. It's so dumb.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Hi, Eric, I'm back.
Speaker 11 (20:15):
What it's me again, I said a representative.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Sorry, all representatives are busy right now because they're dealing
with less pathetic profiles.
Speaker 11 (20:24):
I'm gonna hang off if you don't send me to
a real person.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Oh one more thing, be you idiot. I'm not really
a dating AI concierge. I'm a made up chat bot
voice for Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is
a prank call.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Wait what how was it?
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Oh? My god? Are you serious? I was like, what
in the hell is there?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Bumble really is rolling out some sort of virtual AI
thing and what we just thought it sounded so ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Why not make it a phone.
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Tap It's pretty ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Aren't you excited for the future of dating?
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Not anymore?
Speaker 10 (21:04):
The wake up every morning was fum taps weekday morning
twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
We had a listener a few months ago who desperately
needed some closure because he made a pack with an
old friend that if they were both single and unattached
at their twenty year high school reunion, yeah, they'd get together.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, I made this pack too.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
If you're out there and I don't remember who you are,
but let's get married.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
It must have been important to I feel like everybody
does make that pack, but very rarely do people actually
try and follow through, right, And he did. But that
night he tried and it turned out so awkward she
wouldn't even talk to him. Oh so we reached out
on his behalf to try and help get him some answers,
and what we actually learned shocked everyone.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
It went a lot deeper than the packed but it
did leave the door cracked open ever so slightly from
may be an opportunity there. And now we actually have
an update. Oh, so you're gonna hear the original call first,
then we'll find out what's happened since that fateful night?
In your closure Call update mixt it's Brooke and Jeffrey
(22:17):
in the morning, and this segment is meant only for
listeners who aren't currently stuck in an elevator, because those
people already have closure ah and they hate it. Yeah,
this one isn't necessarily about physical closure. It's more of
an emotional thing that they're going through and they need
(22:38):
some help getting resolution, and that's why we do a
closure call.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yes, oh, we had a door sound effect for that.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay, that's the sound of you getting closure, and one
of our listeners, Vincent, needs some help getting a little
peace of mind in his own life. So Vincent, welcome
to the show man.
Speaker 12 (22:57):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, because he's here.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
We don't have the budget for that sound effect. We
have that's all we could afford. Hopefully next year we
can get both sounds.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Sounds like, Vincent, I just want to thank you for
being on the show because obviously you're going to probably
share something with us that's vulnerable and it's not necessarily
about doors.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Sorry, we're talking on the details of the second I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Maybe your problem is something involving doors. Tell us why
you emailed the show.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
So, back in high school, I had a good female friend, Gina,
and I always kind of wondered what if, you know, like,
it was a strong connection and we laughed and joked
a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
And so like, what if you dated? Is that what
you mean?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Or what if you were like a superhero team the
two of you together.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I haven't thought about my friends.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
I was like, what if it was more than platonic?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Like super platonic?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
How long?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Can I ask?
Speaker 11 (23:57):
Like?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Is this are we talking ten years ago? We were
talking three years ago?
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (24:02):
This about twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh okay, it's been a minute. And do you still
talk to Gina?
Speaker 9 (24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (24:09):
We kind of exchanged Facebook message here and there and
things like that. But we kind of made a pack
that if we were both single and had no kid
by thirty five, we'd get married.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Who didn't make a pack like that?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
I don't know who I made that packed with. I
did make the pack.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
If you're listening, find me because I'm in my thirties
now and I need to get married.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I mean, yeah, I feel like it's a pretty common
thing that people do. But how did that come up
between you and Gina?
Speaker 12 (24:38):
It was actually on our prom night, you know, we're
hanging out drinking on the roof of our school. Yeah,
we watched the Sunrise, the whole deal.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
And how many girls did you make that pack with
that night? Was it just Gina or was it like ten?
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Just to be sure, No, it was just one.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
For sure, did you guys kiss or anything that night?
Speaker 12 (24:58):
We actually did. We sealed it with a handshake and
she pulled me in for a kiss, and I gotta
say it was incredible.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh so she instigated the kiss. What's happened since then?
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Yeah, we made the pack. Of course, we graduated and
we kept in touch all throughout college, and she even
visited me in another city and she stayed with me
over a weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
And did things like go to any next level then?
Speaker 12 (25:30):
No, No, we just kind of reconnected on a friendly level.
Speaker 10 (25:34):
You know.
Speaker 12 (25:35):
I definitely would have connected with her on another level,
you know, it just it never seemed like it was
the right timing. And after that we talked more infrequently,
like every couple of years, maybe, just like I said
via faithbook.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
And nothing substantial though, right.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
Yeah, So fast forward to two weeks ago, we had
our twenty year high school reunion and going into it.
I sent her a message saying you better be coming,
and she gave me a thumbs up, and I thought
you'd say more, but.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Totally, but it sounded like she was supposed to be there.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yeah, she she was, Oh, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
She did make it.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, okay, yes, twenty years after you made that pack
to seal the deal.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
But nobody takes it seriously at this point, right, Like,
do you kind of?
Speaker 12 (26:24):
I mean, it was pretty serious when it happened, you
know what I mean, But I don't know how she
feels about it. That's the thing.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Maybe I'm crazy, wow, but I mean, you don't just
get married like you try to, right or.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
The reunion in your tucks you bring.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
With you, you peaky swear.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
So wait, what was it like when you guys reconnected
at the twenty year high school reunion?
Speaker 12 (26:52):
At the reunion, I see her and she gave me
a big hug, but she didn't seem as excited as
I was, thinking, Oh, is it because of the packs?
Because we're both over thirty five and both single? Like
she was just kind of cold toward me, to be honest,
for the rest of the night, and it almost seemed
like she was talking to everybody else but me.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Or maybe you're just I mean, there could maybe you're
being oversensitive, you know, like it seems like you guys
have kind of drifted apart.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
I mean yeah, but she drifted apart with everybody else too,
and she was having fun with them.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Did you bring up the pack that you guys made
directly to her?
Speaker 12 (27:35):
I didn't, And I was just kind of guessing because
maybe it made her uncomfortable, thinking, oh, there's a guy
I promised i'd marry, you know, when we were both single.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
And yeah, I could kind of see like maybe she
just didn't want to talk about it with you, and
she thought you would bring it up.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Like when you're a board guy at the bar and
you're like diverting him. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (27:53):
Yeah, And I don't know what she was thinking. So
I reached out on Facebook afterwards actually, and I said, hey,
we didn't get to connect at all, like everything, okay,
and it's good. I got no respond.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
There's something wrong, man, Okay.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
I mean we're starting from the thumbs up, but you
don't send that unless you're just like I'm acknowledging what
you're saying, but I don't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is kind of passive aggressive feelings.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
So that Facebook message with no response, that's the last
time that you talked to her.
Speaker 12 (28:24):
Yep, that was the last time.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
That's when you reached out to us to get some
closure here, like what are you wanting to get out
of the closure call? Do you want to see if
she's still willing to follow through on your promise?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
That's a huge question.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I'm asking him.
Speaker 12 (28:41):
We don't have to get married or owner the pact,
but I definitely think like we'd be good going on
a date or being frenzy. And it's a very.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Least okay, So Vincent, you know how this works. Obviously,
you've been working with our producer to come up with
some questions that we've already sent out to Gina.
Speaker 12 (28:58):
Yep, we did, Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
We printed out her answers. No one else in the
studio has heard them yet.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
She did respond via email to these questions.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Unless somebody like type them out for her, it would
be kind of weird. But we got a response.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
It's just like.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
It might be okay. Remember, Vincent does not know the
answers either. He's going to hear them for the very
first time from his old high school friend who he
made a pack with twenty years ago that they'd get
married if they were both single by this point.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I'm curious to even hear your question.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, we're going to find all that out when we
do your closure call next. All right, we're already running
short on time, mainly because of the intriguing story we
just heard from one of our listeners, Vincent, because twenty
years ago he was drinking on the roof after senior
prom with his good friend, not even his date that night,
just a friend named Gina, and together they made a
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pact that they would get married by age thirty five
if they were both still single. Oh yeah, So fast
forward past thirty five. They're at their twenty year high
school reunion and she acts weirdly cold to him the
whole night, even though she did visit him after college
and even stayed with him for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, but that was when they were in college, right, Like,
you know, it's been a long.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Time, So Vincent is wondering was the pact on her mind?
Why was she acting so weird at the reunion because
she barely talked to him and didn't even respond to
his last Facebook message that he sent her. So that's
why he's reached out to us to do a closure
call today. And as you know how this works, Vincent
worked with our producer to send four different questions to Gina.
(30:36):
She answered all of them and we're about to read
them right now. So, Vincent, apparently the first question that
you talked with our producer about you said you just
wanted to make her laugh. Yeah, it would lighten her up.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It's really really it's smart. It reminds her of the
friendship that you guys once had. Your connection.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Hey, they could still have a friend Yeah, don't make
it sound so like forever over.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
He said that they only sitch each other like on Facebook.
A joke.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Okay, all right, so you guys sent Gina a joke
and you had our producer write one sentence. It was
it's been a while. Are your three favorite things still?
Eating my family and not using commas? You get it, like,
not using commas eating my family?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Kind of a visual joke. It took a second.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, probably works better over email.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, Vincent, that's that's pretty good.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
Yeah, opener.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, you guys have a lot of grammatical inside jokes
back in the day. But Gina replied, She said, quote
still funny smiley face.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Sentence.
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Still the smiley faces a lot of its own.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah, there's like a hundred words hidden in smile. Didn't
really get an lo o l but it sounds like
we might be warming her up.
Speaker 12 (31:58):
So far, so good.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, okay, so we're off to an okay start, but
this next question might change the mood a little.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
What did you do next, Vincent?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Well, obviously we had to get to the more serious
meat of things, so we sent We've been friends for
so long, I would really appreciate one hundred percent honesty.
I don't understand why you're not responding to me on Facebook.
Did I make you feel uncomfortable at the reunion because
of our dumb pact? I could tell something was off?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Okay, so we brought up the packed right away.
Speaker 12 (32:32):
I don't know what else it could be other than that.
I really don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I'm just going to read it. Gina wrote back, I'm
sorry that happened, but yes, it was extremely awkward for me,
but it had nothing to do with the pact. Please
don't hate me, but the truth is I felt so
guilty because a decade ago I went through some hard
times got into drugs, oh, stole from my family, ended
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up with no money.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
And then at my lowest point, I stole your identity.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Wait what what identity?
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Vincent?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
What she says? I never told you this, but I
racked up a lot of debt under your name, and
every time I see you online or in person, now
I can't bear to face you. I'm so ashamed.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
God, are you freaking serious?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Did you go through like an identity crisis thing like that?
Speaker 12 (33:26):
That was a long time ago, that was over a
decade ago.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh my god, I mean are you angry? Like are
you what is your first Like, I'm just shocked, like
I see that coming.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Vincent, you said that you guys connected and she spent
the weekend with you that one time after college? Is
that maybe? Do you think that's where she could have
swapped your credit card or something?
Speaker 12 (33:47):
It must have been. Yeah, when I went through that,
I mean it was really tough for me. It took
me years to get my credit back to normal. You know,
I just never would have thought that that was her
that did that.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
We have the third question here, which is what you
seem to do with I know it feels weird because
we sent all these at once.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Yeah, and so.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
We probably wouldn't have sent the rest of these. Have
we gotten that answer, but she's like, how's your credit?
The next one, we asked if there was any chance
of reconciliation for a friendship or anything, which, again I
don't know if we would have asked that if we
had known she'd stolen his identities.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Do you still want that, Vincent?
Speaker 12 (34:24):
I really just want to hear what she has to say.
I'm almost speechless.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Well, she responded by saying, I doubt after you know
the truth now you'd want anything to do with me.
I totally get it.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
That's it. That's all she said.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
And then she asked for your pin number two. That
was all she said. That was all she said for that.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
One would steal again, right, I mean that's the thing.
She just feels terrible. Yeah, and as she should.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
There's no there's no good way to deliver this news
to anybody to make them smile.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
But it's pretty amazing and she was so honest.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Let's get to the last question that we sent her,
which was regarding the pact. Can we amend it to forty?
If you're getting cold feet? I'm willing to go up
to forty five.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Lol.
Speaker 12 (35:14):
Yeah, I said that when I was in a good mood.
I didn't know about the identity step.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah, I give you just a small detail you.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Might want to She is resourceful, so it could be
good to be on her side and be aligned with
her in that way. But Gina did right back, and
she said, considering my credit score at this point and
probably yours, it would be a bad financial decision to
consider merging our lives. Oh wow, but she says, but
it's a sweet thought. I'm just happy I'm sober and clean,
(35:45):
and I hope you're happy too. Maybe down the line
we can be friends again if you can forgive me.
Oh that's a good question, Vincent.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
That's a big statement. She just made.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Forgive her or press charges.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
It's too late for that.
Speaker 12 (36:00):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think I really
need to process all this.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
But you know, people are different when they're under you know,
an addiction. Well, I kind of lean towards forgiveness on
this one, if you can get there.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah, at least she didn't blame you for getting her
hooked on drugs and drinking on that one night you
spent on the roof together the whole thing on me.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Oh yeah, smoke some crap.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, that's a.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
Positive broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
That closure call happened about four months ago.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Oh my god, I'm still like shaken.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Really now, Vince is back on the phone to give
us an update. And Vince, everybody here is wondering. I'm
assuming that we're doing this call because you actually met
up with Gina again.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
I did. Yeah, lame is still Vince?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yes, what was going through your head?
Speaker 12 (37:04):
Well, we reconnected, you know, we started chatting and we
just decided to meet up and grab some drinks at
a bar.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So you were angry at all, Like I was just
wondering if after you processed.
Speaker 12 (37:17):
Oh I was angry. I was, But we did talk
and I thought, well, okay, you know, let me meet
up and see what happens. So we met up at
a bar and she felt horrible for what she did.
She was very apologetic. She offered to pay for the
entire night. You know, we had food and drinks and
(37:38):
with credit card. Interesting, you would ask, were telling stories
for a few hours. It was actually really nice and
we were definitely connecting. And then she went to close
out her tab and the bartender says, what's the name
on the card? And the name was and being or
(38:00):
but I don't even know what the name was, ann something.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
It wasn't Gina.
Speaker 12 (38:04):
No, definitely wasn't Gina.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I thought she had like mended her old ways.
Speaker 12 (38:12):
Yeah, it doesn't appear so, And she just kind of
smirked at me. And apparently drinks were on.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
An So where are you guys gonna go next? And
then get a vacation in there nowhere.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
We have not talked since.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Yeah, you want to get caught up in that.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
He got home and immediately checked his wallet to make sure.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Because back he's like, where's my home?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, thanks for keeping us posted on your life and
to make sure you stay in touch.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
All right, good luck out there.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
What's the worst possible item you could steal from a
random garage sale? Oh my gosh, somebody just swiped it
from a woman in the South and the lady says,
please do not bring it back. Plus, if you do
this one thing when you text, then experts say you're
officially old. And apparently we've all been squeezing plastic ketchup
(39:13):
bottles the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okayweewee.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Now the secret right way to do it will be
revealed coming up in a brand.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
New TikTok click Shock.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
We're doing it right now.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
O MG.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Did you guys hear Hailey Bieber is pregnant? Yes, the
TMZ just reported what the happy Couple's gonna name their
little bubble of Joy.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Okay, I didn't see that.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
What they were first considering the name Wayne Way, but
then change their minds at the last second and went.
Speaker 6 (39:47):
With TikTok shot.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Could not be prouder. It is ticktock click Shocked, where
we talk about the biggest videos from the past week.
We're gonna get right to your first TikTok click shock
from a woman who goes by the handle lend you
hand Eerie. What mom, don't make me repeated?
Speaker 10 (40:06):
Kay.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
She's been going viral with a video that almost got
ten million views over two million likes, and she's from
the South and recently her town at a big yard
sale weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh my god, my neighborhood does this where everybody has
the garage shells on the same day.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah, and so in the South, apparently, when you do
these if the weather's nice, you leave all of the
items outside, even overnight. Yeah, you don't waste time taking
it all down and then putting it all back up
again the next day.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Right, but someone can come I know, but it's like,
what are you gonna steal my two dollars?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Well, you're onto something because at this particular lady's yard sale,
somebody did come by in the middle of the night
and steal some items. But the joke was actually on
the thief because that person accidentally stole her haunted doll collection.
Oh this is what the TikToker had to say about it.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Of the thief that stole these dolls as of the
yart till at three o'clock this morning, you're going to
regret it.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
They're haunted.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Had you waited till sunlight, you would have seen the
sign that was under them said haunted dolls.
Speaker 7 (41:11):
If you have children, please don't buy.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (41:14):
I put them in this glass hutch to try and
contain whatever was attached to them, and it got so cold.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
That it fogged up.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Oh nobody wanted them because I warned everyone.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
And showed them the videos of what these dolls do.
Speaker 8 (41:26):
When they're in your vicinity because they were not scared
to move right in front of you.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
What enjoy what.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
It started a horror movie.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Did somebody steal the dolls or did they finally walk
off on them?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
No, Honda dolls never leave, Jeff. That's the one thing
you got to know about handed dolls. No matter how
hard you try to get rid of them, they always
come back.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
They need a human presence. We clipped it from the
video because it was kind of hard to hear her there,
but she does want the thief to know no takesie
back seats.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Your next TikTok shot.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Is from an Instacart driver in Georgia named Kryshalea Farley. Okay,
she's getting a ton of attention online right now after
she claimed in her video that a food order she
picked up was supposed to be delivered to a prison
for a death row inmates last meal. Oh I'm not
sure exactly how bad it stout is.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
An option, or maybe it's like they lost the budget
for it at the prison to have a.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Chef cook it, or there is the possibility that she
might just be making herself. But here's what she had
to say.
Speaker 13 (42:35):
This man from prison, don't order him a whole platter
of wings and then told me to turn the right
back around.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Because he can not have you look at it.
Speaker 13 (42:40):
I just loved the prison. They told me to turn
that back around and donate it to somebody else.
Speaker 10 (42:45):
I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 13 (42:45):
That man had me feeling some type of way, because
I'm thinking I'm feeling the last meal before they execute
him where he done sat down, ordered a meal on instacrat.
God may not come what you want to make you
right on time. CO get with me and my kids
for the end of the night.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I'm gonna take.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
So if you didn't understand the last part, Chris took
home the death row platter of wings for her family
and ate them with their kids because the prison said
they couldn't accept it.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
Didn't accept them.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I'm not for him.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Do you think that they're sitting around the family dinner
table saying.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
That was a good choice of this guy. I would
have as well.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I feel like Chrystal is delivering them late on purpose.
She's like, okay, twenty more minutes until they turned on
the chick.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
All he's not hearing.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
That was a TikTok. Click shot your.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Is from a guy who says he's come up with
a strong theory where the way that you text reveals
your age. I'm especially curious what Alexis thinks about this,
So let's hear the audio.
Speaker 14 (43:51):
Anyone that's using swipe to text, most likely millennial, possibly
gen Z. Anyone that's able to type fast and accurately
with one hand, we're going to say probably preteen to
age twenty five. You'll kind of stay at this thumb
tapping age until i'd say fifties. Then you're going to
start adding in your index finger unnecessarily. Age sixty five
plus is where you start doing the one finger tap,
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holding with your left hand or your right hand. You're
getting up there when you're doing next.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Oh yeah, if you're typing with your index finger or
your pointer finger, you are apparently super old.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
I don't think any of us do it.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
No, we're all we're all thumbs here.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Well yeah, but I do have a friend who does it,
and it does like, it stands out so much that
my husband, my husband points it out every time.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
We're head now he's like, hey.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Text Mandy, I want to see her text. It's really funny.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Now, let's get to your final tiktokick shot, which is
from a guy who posts life hacks all the time.
He goes by the name Jordan the Stallion eight. This
guy's pretty popular and his latest video got millions of
views because it's teaching people how to properly squeeze a
ketchup bottle.
Speaker 15 (45:02):
Huh send The original glass ketchup bottle was made in
eighteen ninety, but then they made a squeezeable ketchup bottle
in nineteen eighty three, but it was still difficult to
get ketchup out of the bottle, so they made what's
called a gravity container. Now, if you were to squeeze
a gravity bottle from the front jet to physically squeeze
for it to come out. But if you were to
squeeze a bottle from the science and then release, all
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the pressure is going to push out the ketchup on itself.
I squeeze the Science supert easy. Now, this has to
do with air pressure, so after a while this won't
really work, but it might work for the first couple
of squeezes. Can we try and have fun?
Speaker 7 (45:34):
By the way, I love this guy.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
So we're using some sort of physics situation.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, so what he said, if you missed it is basically,
if you squeeze the hard sides of the ketchup bottle
on your squeeze bottle and then roll plastic, just the plastic.
You just you squeeze it on the hard sides and release,
and it'll go all by itself.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Oh, because it's the pressure of the air in the
bottle that's sort of push it down.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
This might be too visual for radio, but we're going
to try and maybe film this and put it on
our stories after Brook and jeff I'm gona try it
real quick.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
The bottle's quicker than she's just unlocked.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Open up the bottle.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Oh, I didn't even do anything. I just went all
over the table.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Okay, this bottle was a little excited to Okay, you
know what, it's all over me?
Speaker 11 (46:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
What were you doing with this bottle before you brought
it in?
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Every time I'm around they tell me to squeeze, They
just all over the place.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Share this video.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Really, we don't think we can't even post that on Instagram.
But those were.
Speaker 10 (46:40):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Well, Brooke, would you look at that. We have a
college student calling to take you on in trivia today?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Is it because they're not getting enough tests?
Speaker 5 (46:59):
A school.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Just sharpen up that brain? A new player named Jacob,
and he says he has been listening to you since
his middle school days. Doesn't that make you feel good
to hear that?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Brook, Hey, you've been here with me just as okay?
Speaker 7 (47:16):
Yeah, ten years?
Speaker 10 (47:19):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Oh my god, that's true, Jacob, talk to your hero, Brooke.
Speaker 11 (47:25):
Brooke, you don't sound a day over seventy.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Jacob, he doesn't even have a Comeback's funny. You obviously
have been listening to this show for too long and
it's ruined you.
Speaker 11 (47:42):
Oh it wasn't a joke.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
You had such potential in life, all thrown away.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It was good enough to get him into college.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Sucks, man, you suck.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Okay, he's actually doing really well.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
That's really funny.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
It's gonna to leave the studio to try and think
of one good comeback to say to you. We can't
think of anything, but you know how the game works.
Speaker 11 (48:07):
Man.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat her outright if you.
Speaker 11 (48:12):
Want to win? Are you ready, gotcha, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Good luck man, Your time starts now. Megan Fox celebrates
a birthday today. Is she in her thirties or forties?
Speaker 11 (48:21):
Forties?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
There are only two states teams used for MLB Spring training,
Arizona and what other state? How many times has the
Mona Lisa been stolen? What company makes the shoes? Shape ups?
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Nike?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Name the fast food restaurant chain that recently changed their
sixty four year old slogan too It's good in Disney's
Peter Pan Wendy has two brothers named John and who else? Oh,
my goodness, Peter, Peter and Peter. Oh again, Jacob. Well,
then Brook's gonna come back into the studio here.
Speaker 11 (48:58):
Oh, it's not gonna look.
Speaker 7 (48:59):
You are fun, at least your fun bro.
Speaker 11 (49:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
And apparently, according to my screener, you are studying electrical
engineering in school. And you even tried to flex on
our producer by saying you did the Robotics World Championships
in high school.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Wow, dude, our engineer here at the station was on that.
Uh what's the battle bot?
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (49:24):
Watch, he's been on.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
A couple of times.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
We had a broken air conditioning here for and a
half where the.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Studio was eighty five degrees.
Speaker 7 (49:32):
If you need a robot to spin around?
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Okay, Brooks, your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Your time starts now. Megan Fox celebrates a birthday to day?
Is she in her thirties or fortiesties? There are only
two states that teams use for MLB spring training, Arizona
and what else Florida? How many times has the Mona
Lisa been stolen?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
Three?
Speaker 3 (49:55):
What company makes the shoes?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Shape ups sketchers?
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Name the fast food rest chain that recently changed their
sixty four year old slogan too, It's good Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
In Disney's Peter Pan, Wendy has two brothers named John
and who else?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
John and little William?
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Hey, everybody needs to rewatch Peter Pan after this, clearly,
let's go to the scoreboard with Jose. I need it
uh to take a dumb She couldn't hold it anymore. Blana, Jacob,
you got zero, I'm gonna get down.
Speaker 7 (50:41):
You win with three?
Speaker 10 (50:42):
Garret, you know what?
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Jacob?
Speaker 2 (50:45):
With age comes wisdom.
Speaker 11 (50:46):
Yeah, that's definitely true.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
There it is. Here's some of the answers for you.
Megan Fox celebrates a birthday she is still in her thirties.
She turns thirty eight today. There's only two states that
teams use for MWB spring training, Arizona and Florida. The
weather is so good their year round. That's where you
want to do it.
Speaker 7 (51:04):
I think one game got rained out for the first time.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
In five The Mona Lisa has been stolen one time
in nineteen eleven, was stolen by one of the handy
men who returned it two years later.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
They'll sell it anywhere, Yeah right, sell it on the.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Shoe shape Ups is made by Sketchers, the fast food
restaurant chain that changed their slogan to It's Goods. It
used to be its finger licking good for sixty four hours.
Now it's just good. It's KFC.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
That is so lame.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
The finger licking was the best part of that whole
saying no so funny.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
I don't think that they have time to see the
whole thing anymore. Contention spans too short his fingerlike you
Lost Me and Disney's Peter Pan. Wendy has two brothers,
John and Michael. Oh now Jacob, unfortunately not enough to
be Brooke here. The good news is just we're playing.
You get a ten dollar gift card to Starbucks.
Speaker 11 (51:56):
Hey, oh yeah, the way to school.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
How's glasses going? You're almost done for the summer?
Speaker 11 (52:02):
Well, I mean I'm mentioning out on my Calculus three
class right now, But that's okay.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
You get Calculus three to get zero on a radio
trivia I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Probably tell the professor that thanks for playing.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
You come back anytime. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks again,
same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
So this is embarrassing. Had to show my husband that
we had a podcast yesterday and how.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
To download it.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
So, Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's time. Oh and don't forget to follow the podcast too.
All right, the show starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
If you've seen the news, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning,
maybe you saw The Office as getting a new spinoff series.
It's going to be a mockumentary about a small Midwestern
newspaper that's about to fold. A lot of people are asking,
will Michael Scott Steve Carell make an appearance on the
new show?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Appearance that's interesting because he's not going to be in it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I've heard that it's like based on the new like
the same documentary group is just looking for a new
you know.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's why they moved to the newspaper and they like
moved on.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well. Steve Correll's official comment he does not see a
reason for him to be included in this whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But see a reason to be included in the last
two seasons.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, he is excited to support and watch it. It
didn't make me wonder though, what is everybody here watching
right now? Okay, like digital, Jake, what are you watching
on TV?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Doing The Walking Dead right now?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Jeffrey, are the original?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
For season nine? Oh there is way too many episodes
about show.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, alexis what Disney Plus show are we into now?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
I was still in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's taking me like two years now, so I'm trying
to start show.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
What about Jose Watch.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Like all the new Netflix Animal Planet.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Animals, not one person is saying baby reindeer in this room,
like that's the new animals I heard? Then It's just
I don't wanted to watch it because so bad not
bad like good.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, it's about a soccer, female soccer.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Harry, Is that what you're watching?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, I'm watching a Disney Plus show is next on
my list?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's I was?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I was you?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's really good. Yeah, yeah, it's Nigeria. I think that
the title is a language I don't speak.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
I also just remember and I'm watching a treasure hunting show.
But I've been watching it for like twelve years.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Wow, they still are like.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Finding little bits. It's called the cursive, all guys.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm watching the the HBO documentary The Jinks Part two.
It's the guy that accidentally admitted on a hot mic
that he did it like a triple murder.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Oh wow, it was really good.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, it's really good. Now the second part.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Is out, So wait is it like it's just a documentary.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's a really good documentary. So no TV show.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Back to my Nigerian animation.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, no TV show. Is that's exciting? Is hearing the
sounds of digital jins giving us some interesting shocking trivia.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
When it comes to this show, We're a gold mine
of complaints. Brooke is usually complaining about the soaring prices
of yacht fuel.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
No God, I'll tell you what. Oh, get me started
with deckhands.
Speaker 9 (02:56):
Alexis is asas management. Why there's no bar in this
office building?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
And Josea has a problem with the exorbitant fees door
dash charges whenever he gets hard boiled eggs delivered from the.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Breaker all the way down the hall.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
I'm yelling at him, dude, it's ten feet away. You
can't walk through it.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
But no one takes more complaints than workers in.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
The restaurant industry.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Yeah, and because today is National Waiters and Servers Day,
we're gonna do a special restaurant Complaints edition.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 9 (03:32):
Right, I have a list of the top twenty most
common restaurant complaints that waiters receive, and you just have
to name one to stay in the game. Let's start
with the woman who has said this line in a
restaurant hundreds of times.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
He'll pay for that.
Speaker 9 (03:45):
That's Alections Electa's top twenty restaurant complaints that waiters receive.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Ooh, the other day, I took my little brother out
to food and he got his kid's hot nog and
it was cold, he said.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
But they could it was too cooked for him, he
said it back.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, no, no, we ordered a new one.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
But anyway, so I'm going to say my food's.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Cold, cold or undercooked food? Number two on the list.
Number one, let's go to brook.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, I'm going to say I don't know how to
say this succinctly, like just like the waiters missing, like
he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Or they don't.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
The waiter's been kidnapped. Yeah, abducted is the one you're
looking for. Abducted?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Like there don't they're not present? Where are they? I
want to order that.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Inconsistent service Number seventeen on the list.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yes, I really dig for that one. Let's go to Jo.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I'm going to say things are taking too long, like
the food low.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
Service number on the list one and seventeen off the board.
Let's go to Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What about this isn't what I ordered?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
God, I could hear Jeffrey's voice, waiter right.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
There, incorrect order number four on my list, number three
on the boards.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Go back to Alexis.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh what if maybe if they're just, I mean, our
waiters rude to you, not always, but like sometimes maybe
you could get someone who's like rude to.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Rude way number ten inattentive staff. Let's go back to Brook.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't know if this falls under waiters or not,
but something that really bugs me is when the table
is dirty when you get there.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Answer unsanitary conditions. Number five on the list complains about
dirty tables, utensils, the restrooms, the plate.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Let's go to Jose.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
I'm just trying to think of when I was a
server and people used to ask to move tables because
the restaurant itself was.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Too water cold.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh yeah, the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
So I'm gonna say.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
The climate temperature in the restaurant is not in the
top twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That would have been a big one for me.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Yeah, because that's I remember people used to move all
the time.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Let's go to Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I was at a restaurant and ordered a hot dog
that was not one hundred pc b Frank, how do
you know this mouth knows the quality of the wiener
that goes in. So I'm going to say when it's
not like fully authentic authenticity.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Number nine.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
Restaurant complaints about restaurants claiming to serve authentic cuisine.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Yeah, look like a picture.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Let's go to Alexis.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Okay, I don't know if it was that, but I
think if it's just too loud, like I've been at
a table for the loud table and people have to
move away from.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Us noise levels.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
It's number six. You guys are crushing this.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I've got one that is a big complaint online right
now and and just in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
And that's like extra fees and charges on the bill.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Yeah, extra fees is not on my list here.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You're charging the chips and salsa.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
All right, Jeffer, you need a correct answer or Alexis
is going to win the complaint edition.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Wait, I don't know if I want to.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Win well every time I go to like Chili's or
to a cheesecake factory. I'm always saying to the waiters,
excuse me, my eyes are up here, so getting hit on.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Getting all that the cheesecake factory is not on my
less You've won the restaurant complaints edision of plenty of
twenty real quick, let's go over some that you missed
Number three. Poor food quality, issues with taste, flavor, texture,
overall quality, overcrowding or crowded seating, dietary restrictions like limited
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choices for vegans vegetarians, pricing or poor value like too
high for what the portion sizes are a long waits
for tables, difficulties with reservations, inadequate portions, and limited parking.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Sometimes I won't go to a restaurant. I'm like, nah, dude,
at this time, there's no parking.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You just need to stay the suburbs.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well, Alexis got it right. She's going to get to
choose who get shocked. They'll be singing paint the town
red by doja Cat.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
We'll do our biggest FOODI jose I'm gonna say, I mean,
I feel ashamed here.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
M she a devil, She a bad lip she a rebel,
she put a foot, had a pedal.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
I'll take the whole left of a settle. Also doing
a Fortnite dances there's a dance associated.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, I'm gonna shock you again.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
That's your shot collar question of the day frooking Jeffrey
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
What can I say about today's secret confession? And the
guy on the phone got paid a ton of money
for the job that he did. It was nothing illegal,
but it may have been one of the weirdest things
to ever happened to him as a mobile masseuse. Remember
I said nothing illegal. Okay, it was so appropriate I
(08:49):
wouldn't even rate it Pg. Thirteen. And I don't know
what I would have done if I were in his shoes.
You're gonna find out in today's brand new Massaker coming out.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You don't hear me confession, I can't take that Earl arms.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Mouse Speaker Texas seventy five nine two says I'm a
six foot six heavyweight wrestler with tattoos. My secret is
I wish I could actually fit in a normal sized bathtub,
just so I could use my watermelon body wash.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, I'm sorry, buddy.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, no, dude, It's all about that cucumber, raspberry sore
Bay body wash. Watermelon was so.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Last ye, says a guy who easily fits into a tub.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
And just like a soapy bottle of watermelon SuDS. One
of our listeners also wants to come clean today. I
get it clean right here on the mass speaker.
Speaker 11 (09:49):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I don't have to do anything for the rest of
the segment. He's chosen to go by the name Tony Today.
So Tony, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
Hey, how you guys doing today?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Is to sound positive? Tony? Okay, maybe not? Maybe I
read that wrong.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
This is one hell of a story. I can't believe.
I'm going to tell you, guys.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Is on.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
You are the mass speaker. We want to hear your confession.
Let's go.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Okay, here's the thing. I'm a masseuse and I've been
a masseuse for well over ten years, being a veteran
at it. I make very very good money.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh yeah, So is this going to be like some
industry secret that you're going to tell us.
Speaker 11 (10:30):
I wouldn't call it an industry secret, but it's a
damn secret. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
What's going on?
Speaker 11 (10:36):
So one of my colleagues, Me and her sometimes, you know,
if we're unavailable for certain clients. You were like, hey,
were you filling for me? Like, yes, We've done that
a multiple amount of time. Last year she needed to
go out of town and she's like, Tony, you need
to feel in for me for this one client, very
special to me. I made good money on this. You're
gonna love this, Okay. I was like, Okay, absolutely no
(10:58):
problem that she said. It is a little strange. I
was like, whoa in strange? What do you mean? Yeah,
he gives me the address. Well, the next day, I
make my way to the address. Okay, I'm driving through
an amazing neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh yeah, one of those.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Neighborhoods where you know everybody has had money for at
least five to six years.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh those old money places.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Your client is Brooke. Wasn't it.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Remember the guy next to me has three abandoned trucks
in his backyard.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I'm not in that neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
That almost make you feel excited. If you're driving to
a really nice neighborhood going to meet somebody.
Speaker 11 (11:37):
That's only the tip of the iceberg. When I pull
up to the address. There's no house. It's just this
gigantic gate with a guard. So I let the guard
who I am and what I'm here to do. He
lets me in.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (11:51):
It drives from the gate, so the physical house was
about eleven minutes.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
This is you get back onto another freeway.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
This person isn't just rich, they're rich.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Are you getting nervous at this point?
Speaker 11 (12:14):
I'm not getting nervous. I'm sitting there marveling ground kept.
I finally get to the house and this very nice
lady comes to the door. She's probably around seventy years old. Okay,
this was the owner. She looked like Jackie o'naptis. I mean, well, Captain.
(12:34):
Everything looks super expensive.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's JFK's wife. Sorry, I got a nod that nobody
knew who.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
That was Jackie Kennedy.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
Yes, okay, Now, my friends did tell me when she
normally comes that she needs to bring two tables. So
I go to the back of my suv get my
two tables. She shows me the room I'm going to
be in. Everything is antique. I thought I was at
Buckingham Palace.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Okay, I think we get that the house is really nice.
What happens with this, Like, is it a two person massage?
Speaker 11 (13:09):
Well, that's what I found out. The massage is for
her and her husband.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, is that okay with you?
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Yeah, it's okay. But this is where it gets odd.
Told me it's a massage for her and her husband.
But what she didn't inform you? There the husband has
passed on ten years ago.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
I'm right, you're a massaging a dead body.
Speaker 11 (13:33):
Nope, stop there not massaging no dead body.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Okay, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
She got a new husband.
Speaker 11 (13:39):
She wants me to massage her first for thirty minutes,
and then I guess she thinks her husband's come on high. Oh,
so I'm looking the air for another thirty.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Minutes, massaging the air above the massage table.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
The air the massage table. And here's the thing. She's like,
I like to watch you massage. Yes, but I guess her,
in her mind he's there.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well do you count as a voyeuristic person if you're
not actually watching anything?
Speaker 11 (14:10):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
I'd be like, what's that bill?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
You said?
Speaker 7 (14:15):
You want her to tip me more?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
What's that bill you want me to be in the will?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
But that's like sweet and kind of weird and endearing.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I mean, did you do it?
Speaker 11 (14:25):
I mean, you have to absolutely very thorough massage. She
enjoyed it. Then I started massaging the air a k a.
Her husband.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I mean, it is an old, rich house. It could
be haunted.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
Like, there's.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Point I believe that.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Did she critique you at all? Actually he's a bigger man.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Than you're hurting him.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
She made comments the whole touch like his ears. He
loved his ears. And don't forget remember he got hurt
in when he was in the military.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
He got bad back.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Okay, well, I mean she better have tipped you really,
really well.
Speaker 11 (15:04):
If you I still haven't hit the cherry on top of.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The store, there's a cherry.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
After massaging air husband, she says, I have to run
an errand I'll pay you double to massage my husband
for another thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh the husband likes that. Was like, you're almost scamming
the poor old lady.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (15:27):
The moment she leaves, I ain't massage anything. Yeah, until
I heard her come back in the house. And when
she came out saying, look, you came right on time.
We just finished. She cut me the biggest check ever
in my massage. Oh my god, you can say this.
I paid my mortgage for two months and my our
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note for three.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, dude, is there any air husbands that I can massage?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Because that sounds fair?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Will pay you five dollars? Yeah, no more anyway, Thanks
for sharing that with texting seven eight, five nine too.
If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Up next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
We just did a story the other day that the
dating app Bumble is going to have a new feature
called AI Concierge that's so crazy. It goes on virtual
dates for you and does all the work so you
don't have to. And we thought, you know what, let's
put a voice to this new AI feature and call
up an actual guy with a Bumble account. Maybe the
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groundbreaking new tech can help him find an actual hobby,
or maybe it'll just make them really upset.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Right now?
Speaker 11 (16:46):
Hello, Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Is this Eric?
Speaker 11 (16:49):
Yes? It is who?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh who am I I'm just your representative from the
dating app Bumble.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
My name is Robin Robin Crate.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Okay, Hi Eric, and why are you calling me?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Have you not seen the notifications about our new AI
program that we're launching.
Speaker 11 (17:13):
I am not.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Then you are so glad I'm on the phone because
it is so exciting.
Speaker 11 (17:22):
I really don't know what's going on. What's exciting?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Basically, each member account gets a virtual concierge whose job
it is to help you find your perfect match.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
Ha.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
This is so cool.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
So this guy is going to help your dating life
and even come up with a strategy. I've seen your profile.
It couldn't hurt.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It means I'm going to transfer you to him right now?
Speaker 11 (17:49):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Hi? Eric, I'm your new bumballet I concierge. My name
is Toby.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Hi Toby.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I'm excited to work with you on finding the love
of your life or some one night rando that we
can ghost afterwards.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Wui what did you just say?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
So I scanned your profile already you are quite the
catch and in that second picture your butt looks tight
in those genes.
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (18:19):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Under hobbies it says you like watching football and getting
together with friends.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
May I recommend we change that. It comes across like
you are the town drunk who watches sports all day
from your couch.
Speaker 11 (18:36):
That's not at all what it says.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Maybe we can change it to this. In my spare time,
I like feeding the homeless and caring for lost pets
in between my job as an international lawyer.
Speaker 11 (18:47):
There's nothing true about that at all.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Man, I need you to take a picture of you
feeding a homeless man spaghetti with a what of hundreds
sticking out of your back pocket.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
Okay, Toby, I don't know what this is all about,
but I'm not going to just make up a bunch
of crap to attract women.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
If we put those two things together, you are going
to score some high class tail.
Speaker 11 (19:10):
I don't I'm not gonna dude.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Maybe you put down that you are really into Imagine dragons.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Did you just call me dude?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Jeeves love the dragons? Right now?
Speaker 11 (19:20):
I can't believe I'm having this conversation with the computer.
I don't like Imagine Dragons. I don't like their sound.
I don't want them on my profile.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:29):
The dragons hit hard?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh my god, I could see.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
So many messages just flooding in. Oh you love Imagine Dragons?
Speaker 11 (19:36):
No?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Can I send you my underwear right now, FedEx.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
Oh this has got to be a joke.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I mean, come on, dude, Eric, really, buddy, I need
to be honest with you. No, right now, I've got nothing.
The other AI concierges make fun of me because you
don't get any matches.
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Shut up, Toby, I'm done with you.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Hey, listen, don't be like that. I'm just keeping it
one hundred customer service. I'm trying to help you, man,
help me, help.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
You, representative. It's so dumb.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Hi, Eric, I'm back.
Speaker 11 (20:15):
What it's me again, I said a representative.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Sorry, all representatives are busy right now because they're dealing
with less pathetic profiles.
Speaker 11 (20:24):
I'm gonna hang off if you don't send me to
a real person.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Oh one more thing, be you idiot. I'm not really
a dating AI concierge. I'm a made up chat bot
voice for Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is
a prank call.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Wait what how was it?
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Oh? My god? Are you serious? I was like, what
in the hell is there?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Bumble really is rolling out some sort of virtual AI
thing and what we just thought it sounded so ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Why not make it a phone.
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Tap It's pretty ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Aren't you excited for the future of dating?
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Not anymore?
Speaker 10 (21:04):
The wake up every morning was fum taps weekday morning
twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
We had a listener a few months ago who desperately
needed some closure because he made a pack with an
old friend that if they were both single and unattached
at their twenty year high school reunion, yeah, they'd get together.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, I made this pack too.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
If you're out there and I don't remember who you are,
but let's get married.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
It must have been important to I feel like everybody
does make that pack, but very rarely do people actually
try and follow through, right, And he did. But that
night he tried and it turned out so awkward she
wouldn't even talk to him. Oh so we reached out
on his behalf to try and help get him some answers,
and what we actually learned shocked everyone.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
It was crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
It went a lot deeper than the packed but it
did leave the door cracked open ever so slightly from
may be an opportunity there. And now we actually have
an update. Oh, so you're gonna hear the original call first,
then we'll find out what's happened since that fateful night?
In your closure Call update mixt it's Brooke and Jeffrey
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in the morning, and this segment is meant only for
listeners who aren't currently stuck in an elevator, because those
people already have closure ah and they hate it. Yeah,
this one isn't necessarily about physical closure. It's more of
an emotional thing that they're going through and they need
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some help getting resolution, and that's why we do a
closure call.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yes, oh, we had a door sound effect for that.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay, that's the sound of you getting closure, and one
of our listeners, Vincent, needs some help getting a little
peace of mind in his own life. So Vincent, welcome
to the show man.
Speaker 12 (22:57):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, because he's here.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
We don't have the budget for that sound effect. We
have that's all we could afford. Hopefully next year we
can get both sounds.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Sounds like, Vincent, I just want to thank you for
being on the show because obviously you're going to probably
share something with us that's vulnerable and it's not necessarily
about doors.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Sorry, we're talking on the details of the second I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Maybe your problem is something involving doors. Tell us why
you emailed the show.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
So, back in high school, I had a good female friend, Gina,
and I always kind of wondered what if, you know, like,
it was a strong connection and we laughed and joked
a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
And so like, what if you dated? Is that what
you mean?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Or what if you were like a superhero team the
two of you together.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I haven't thought about my friends.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
I was like, what if it was more than platonic?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Like super platonic?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
How long?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Can I ask?
Speaker 11 (23:57):
Like?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Is this are we talking ten years ago? We were
talking three years ago?
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (24:02):
This about twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh okay, it's been a minute. And do you still
talk to Gina?
Speaker 9 (24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (24:09):
We kind of exchanged Facebook message here and there and
things like that. But we kind of made a pack
that if we were both single and had no kid
by thirty five, we'd get married.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Who didn't make a pack like that?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
I don't know who I made that packed with. I
did make the pack.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
If you're listening, find me because I'm in my thirties
now and I need to get married.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I mean, yeah, I feel like it's a pretty common
thing that people do. But how did that come up
between you and Gina?
Speaker 12 (24:38):
It was actually on our prom night, you know, we're
hanging out drinking on the roof of our school. Yeah,
we watched the Sunrise, the whole deal.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
And how many girls did you make that pack with
that night? Was it just Gina or was it like ten?
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Just to be sure, No, it was just one.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
For sure, did you guys kiss or anything that night?
Speaker 12 (24:58):
We actually did. We sealed it with a handshake and
she pulled me in for a kiss, and I gotta
say it was incredible.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh so she instigated the kiss. What's happened since then?
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Yeah, we made the pack. Of course, we graduated and
we kept in touch all throughout college, and she even
visited me in another city and she stayed with me
over a weekend.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
And did things like go to any next level then?
Speaker 12 (25:30):
No, No, we just kind of reconnected on a friendly level.
Speaker 10 (25:34):
You know.
Speaker 12 (25:35):
I definitely would have connected with her on another level,
you know, it just it never seemed like it was
the right timing. And after that we talked more infrequently,
like every couple of years, maybe, just like I said
via faithbook.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
And nothing substantial though, right.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
Yeah, So fast forward to two weeks ago, we had
our twenty year high school reunion and going into it.
I sent her a message saying you better be coming,
and she gave me a thumbs up, and I thought
you'd say more, but.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Totally, but it sounded like she was supposed to be there.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yeah, she she was, Oh, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
She did make it.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, okay, yes, twenty years after you made that pack
to seal the deal.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
But nobody takes it seriously at this point, right, Like,
do you kind of?
Speaker 12 (26:24):
I mean, it was pretty serious when it happened, you
know what I mean, But I don't know how she
feels about it. That's the thing.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Maybe I'm crazy, wow, but I mean, you don't just
get married like you try to, right or.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
The reunion in your tucks you bring.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
With you, you peaky swear.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
So wait, what was it like when you guys reconnected
at the twenty year high school reunion?
Speaker 12 (26:52):
At the reunion, I see her and she gave me
a big hug, but she didn't seem as excited as
I was, thinking, Oh, is it because of the packs?
Because we're both over thirty five and both single? Like
she was just kind of cold toward me, to be honest,
for the rest of the night, and it almost seemed
like she was talking to everybody else but me.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Or maybe you're just I mean, there could maybe you're
being oversensitive, you know, like it seems like you guys
have kind of drifted apart.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
I mean yeah, but she drifted apart with everybody else too,
and she was having fun with them.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Did you bring up the pack that you guys made
directly to her?
Speaker 12 (27:35):
I didn't, And I was just kind of guessing because
maybe it made her uncomfortable, thinking, oh, there's a guy
I promised i'd marry, you know, when we were both single.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
And yeah, I could kind of see like maybe she
just didn't want to talk about it with you, and
she thought you would bring it up.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Like when you're a board guy at the bar and
you're like diverting him. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (27:53):
Yeah, And I don't know what she was thinking. So
I reached out on Facebook afterwards actually, and I said, hey,
we didn't get to connect at all, like everything, okay,
and it's good. I got no respond.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
There's something wrong, man, Okay.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
I mean we're starting from the thumbs up, but you
don't send that unless you're just like I'm acknowledging what
you're saying, but I don't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is kind of passive aggressive feelings.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
So that Facebook message with no response, that's the last
time that you talked to her.
Speaker 12 (28:24):
Yep, that was the last time.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
That's when you reached out to us to get some
closure here, like what are you wanting to get out
of the closure call? Do you want to see if
she's still willing to follow through on your promise?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
That's a huge question.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I'm asking him.
Speaker 12 (28:41):
We don't have to get married or owner the pact,
but I definitely think like we'd be good going on
a date or being frenzy. And it's a very.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Least okay, So Vincent, you know how this works. Obviously,
you've been working with our producer to come up with
some questions that we've already sent out to Gina.
Speaker 12 (28:58):
Yep, we did, Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
We printed out her answers. No one else in the
studio has heard them yet.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
She did respond via email to these questions.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Unless somebody like type them out for her, it would
be kind of weird. But we got a response.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
It's just like.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
It might be okay. Remember, Vincent does not know the
answers either. He's going to hear them for the very
first time from his old high school friend who he
made a pack with twenty years ago that they'd get
married if they were both single by this point.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I'm curious to even hear your question.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, we're going to find all that out when we
do your closure call next. All right, we're already running
short on time, mainly because of the intriguing story we
just heard from one of our listeners, Vincent, because twenty
years ago he was drinking on the roof after senior
prom with his good friend, not even his date that night,
just a friend named Gina, and together they made a
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pact that they would get married by age thirty five
if they were both still single. Oh yeah, So fast
forward past thirty five. They're at their twenty year high
school reunion and she acts weirdly cold to him the
whole night, even though she did visit him after college
and even stayed with him for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, but that was when they were in college, right, Like,
you know, it's been a long.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Time, So Vincent is wondering was the pact on her mind?
Why was she acting so weird at the reunion because
she barely talked to him and didn't even respond to
his last Facebook message that he sent her. So that's
why he's reached out to us to do a closure
call today. And as you know how this works, Vincent
worked with our producer to send four different questions to Gina.
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She answered all of them and we're about to read
them right now. So, Vincent, apparently the first question that
you talked with our producer about you said you just
wanted to make her laugh. Yeah, it would lighten her up.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It's really really it's smart. It reminds her of the
friendship that you guys once had. Your connection.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Hey, they could still have a friend Yeah, don't make
it sound so like forever over.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
He said that they only sitch each other like on Facebook.
A joke.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Okay, all right, so you guys sent Gina a joke
and you had our producer write one sentence. It was
it's been a while. Are your three favorite things still?
Eating my family and not using commas? You get it, like,
not using commas eating my family?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Kind of a visual joke. It took a second.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, probably works better over email.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, Vincent, that's that's pretty good.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
Yeah, opener.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, you guys have a lot of grammatical inside jokes
back in the day. But Gina replied, She said, quote
still funny smiley face.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Sentence.
Speaker 7 (31:47):
Still the smiley faces a lot of its own.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah, there's like a hundred words hidden in smile. Didn't
really get an lo o l but it sounds like
we might be warming her up.
Speaker 12 (31:58):
So far, so good.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, okay, so we're off to an okay start, but
this next question might change the mood a little.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
What did you do next, Vincent?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Well, obviously we had to get to the more serious
meat of things, so we sent We've been friends for
so long, I would really appreciate one hundred percent honesty.
I don't understand why you're not responding to me on Facebook.
Did I make you feel uncomfortable at the reunion because
of our dumb pact? I could tell something was off?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Okay, so we brought up the packed right away.
Speaker 12 (32:32):
I don't know what else it could be other than that.
I really don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I'm just going to read it. Gina wrote back, I'm
sorry that happened, but yes, it was extremely awkward for me,
but it had nothing to do with the pact. Please
don't hate me, but the truth is I felt so
guilty because a decade ago I went through some hard
times got into drugs, oh, stole from my family, ended
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up with no money.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
And then at my lowest point, I stole your identity.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Wait what what identity?
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Vincent?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
What she says? I never told you this, but I
racked up a lot of debt under your name, and
every time I see you online or in person, now
I can't bear to face you. I'm so ashamed.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
God, are you freaking serious?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Did you go through like an identity crisis thing like that?
Speaker 12 (33:26):
That was a long time ago, that was over a
decade ago.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh my god, I mean are you angry? Like are
you what is your first Like, I'm just shocked, like
I see that coming.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Vincent, you said that you guys connected and she spent
the weekend with you that one time after college? Is
that maybe? Do you think that's where she could have
swapped your credit card or something?
Speaker 12 (33:47):
It must have been. Yeah, when I went through that,
I mean it was really tough for me. It took
me years to get my credit back to normal. You know,
I just never would have thought that that was her
that did that.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
We have the third question here, which is what you
seem to do with I know it feels weird because
we sent all these at once.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Yeah, and so.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
We probably wouldn't have sent the rest of these. Have
we gotten that answer, but she's like, how's your credit?
The next one, we asked if there was any chance
of reconciliation for a friendship or anything, which, again I
don't know if we would have asked that if we
had known she'd stolen his identities.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Do you still want that, Vincent?
Speaker 12 (34:24):
I really just want to hear what she has to say.
I'm almost speechless.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Well, she responded by saying, I doubt after you know
the truth now you'd want anything to do with me.
I totally get it.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
That's it. That's all she said.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
And then she asked for your pin number two. That
was all she said. That was all she said for that.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
One would steal again, right, I mean that's the thing.
She just feels terrible. Yeah, and as she should.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
There's no there's no good way to deliver this news
to anybody to make them smile.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
But it's pretty amazing and she was so honest.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Let's get to the last question that we sent her,
which was regarding the pact. Can we amend it to forty?
If you're getting cold feet? I'm willing to go up
to forty five.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Lol.
Speaker 12 (35:14):
Yeah, I said that when I was in a good mood.
I didn't know about the identity step.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah, I give you just a small detail you.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Might want to She is resourceful, so it could be
good to be on her side and be aligned with
her in that way. But Gina did right back, and
she said, considering my credit score at this point and
probably yours, it would be a bad financial decision to
consider merging our lives. Oh wow, but she says, but
it's a sweet thought. I'm just happy I'm sober and clean,
(35:45):
and I hope you're happy too. Maybe down the line
we can be friends again if you can forgive me.
Oh that's a good question, Vincent.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
That's a big statement. She just made.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Forgive her or press charges.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
It's too late for that.
Speaker 12 (36:00):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think I really
need to process all this.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
But you know, people are different when they're under you know,
an addiction. Well, I kind of lean towards forgiveness on
this one, if you can get there.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yeah, at least she didn't blame you for getting her
hooked on drugs and drinking on that one night you
spent on the roof together the whole thing on me.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Oh yeah, smoke some crap.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, that's a.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
Positive broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
That closure call happened about four months ago.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Oh my god, I'm still like shaken.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Really now, Vince is back on the phone to give
us an update. And Vince, everybody here is wondering. I'm
assuming that we're doing this call because you actually met
up with Gina again.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
I did. Yeah, lame is still Vince?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yes, what was going through your head?
Speaker 12 (37:04):
Well, we reconnected, you know, we started chatting and we
just decided to meet up and grab some drinks at
a bar.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
So you were angry at all, Like I was just
wondering if after you processed.
Speaker 12 (37:17):
Oh I was angry. I was, But we did talk
and I thought, well, okay, you know, let me meet
up and see what happens. So we met up at
a bar and she felt horrible for what she did.
She was very apologetic. She offered to pay for the
entire night. You know, we had food and drinks and
(37:38):
with credit card. Interesting, you would ask, were telling stories
for a few hours. It was actually really nice and
we were definitely connecting. And then she went to close
out her tab and the bartender says, what's the name
on the card? And the name was and being or
(38:00):
but I don't even know what the name was, ann something.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
It wasn't Gina.
Speaker 12 (38:04):
No, definitely wasn't Gina.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I thought she had like mended her old ways.
Speaker 12 (38:12):
Yeah, it doesn't appear so, And she just kind of
smirked at me. And apparently drinks were on.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
An So where are you guys gonna go next? And
then get a vacation in there nowhere.
Speaker 12 (38:27):
We have not talked since.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Yeah, you want to get caught up in that.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
He got home and immediately checked his wallet to make sure.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Because back he's like, where's my home?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, thanks for keeping us posted on your life and
to make sure you stay in touch.
Speaker 7 (38:43):
All right, good luck out there.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
What's the worst possible item you could steal from a
random garage sale? Oh my gosh, somebody just swiped it
from a woman in the South and the lady says,
please do not bring it back. Plus, if you do
this one thing when you text, then experts say you're
officially old. And apparently we've all been squeezing plastic ketchup
(39:13):
bottles the wrong way.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okayweewee.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Now the secret right way to do it will be
revealed coming up in a brand.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
New TikTok click Shock.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
We're doing it right now.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
O MG.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Did you guys hear Hailey Bieber is pregnant? Yes, the
TMZ just reported what the happy Couple's gonna name their
little bubble of Joy.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Okay, I didn't see that.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
What they were first considering the name Wayne Way, but
then change their minds at the last second and went.
Speaker 6 (39:47):
With TikTok shot.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Could not be prouder. It is ticktock click Shocked, where
we talk about the biggest videos from the past week.
We're gonna get right to your first TikTok click shock
from a woman who goes by the handle lend you
hand Eerie. What mom, don't make me repeated?
Speaker 10 (40:06):
Kay.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
She's been going viral with a video that almost got
ten million views over two million likes, and she's from
the South and recently her town at a big yard
sale weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh my god, my neighborhood does this where everybody has
the garage shells on the same day.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah, and so in the South, apparently, when you do
these if the weather's nice, you leave all of the
items outside, even overnight. Yeah, you don't waste time taking
it all down and then putting it all back up
again the next day.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Right, but someone can come I know, but it's like,
what are you gonna steal my two dollars?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Well, you're onto something because at this particular lady's yard sale,
somebody did come by in the middle of the night
and steal some items. But the joke was actually on
the thief because that person accidentally stole her haunted doll collection.
Oh this is what the TikToker had to say about it.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Of the thief that stole these dolls as of the
yart till at three o'clock this morning, you're going to
regret it.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
They're haunted.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Had you waited till sunlight, you would have seen the
sign that was under them said haunted dolls.
Speaker 7 (41:11):
If you have children, please don't buy.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (41:14):
I put them in this glass hutch to try and
contain whatever was attached to them, and it got so cold.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
That it fogged up.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Oh nobody wanted them because I warned everyone.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
And showed them the videos of what these dolls do.
Speaker 8 (41:26):
When they're in your vicinity because they were not scared
to move right in front of you.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
What enjoy what.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
It started a horror movie.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Did somebody steal the dolls or did they finally walk
off on them?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
No, Honda dolls never leave, Jeff. That's the one thing
you got to know about handed dolls. No matter how
hard you try to get rid of them, they always
come back.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
They need a human presence. We clipped it from the
video because it was kind of hard to hear her there,
but she does want the thief to know no takesie
back seats.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Your next TikTok shot.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Is from an Instacart driver in Georgia named Kryshalea Farley. Okay,
she's getting a ton of attention online right now after
she claimed in her video that a food order she
picked up was supposed to be delivered to a prison
for a death row inmates last meal. Oh I'm not
sure exactly how bad it stout is.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
An option, or maybe it's like they lost the budget
for it at the prison to have a.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Chef cook it, or there is the possibility that she
might just be making herself. But here's what she had
to say.
Speaker 13 (42:35):
This man from prison, don't order him a whole platter
of wings and then told me to turn the right
back around.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Because he can not have you look at it.
Speaker 13 (42:40):
I just loved the prison. They told me to turn
that back around and donate it to somebody else.
Speaker 10 (42:45):
I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 13 (42:45):
That man had me feeling some type of way, because
I'm thinking I'm feeling the last meal before they execute
him where he done sat down, ordered a meal on instacrat.
God may not come what you want to make you
right on time. CO get with me and my kids
for the end of the night.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I'm gonna take.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
So if you didn't understand the last part, Chris took
home the death row platter of wings for her family
and ate them with their kids because the prison said
they couldn't accept it.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
Didn't accept them.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I'm not for him.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Do you think that they're sitting around the family dinner
table saying.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
That was a good choice of this guy. I would
have as well.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I feel like Chrystal is delivering them late on purpose.
She's like, okay, twenty more minutes until they turned on
the chick.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
All he's not hearing.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
That was a TikTok. Click shot your.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Next TikTok click shot.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Is from a guy who says he's come up with
a strong theory where the way that you text reveals
your age. I'm especially curious what Alexis thinks about this,
So let's hear the audio.
Speaker 14 (43:51):
Anyone that's using swipe to text, most likely millennial, possibly
gen Z. Anyone that's able to type fast and accurately
with one hand, we're going to say probably preteen to
age twenty five. You'll kind of stay at this thumb
tapping age until i'd say fifties. Then you're going to
start adding in your index finger unnecessarily. Age sixty five
plus is where you start doing the one finger tap,
(44:12):
holding with your left hand or your right hand. You're
getting up there when you're doing next.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Oh yeah, if you're typing with your index finger or
your pointer finger, you are apparently super old.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
I don't think any of us do it.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
No, we're all we're all thumbs here.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Well yeah, but I do have a friend who does it,
and it does like, it stands out so much that
my husband, my husband points it out every time.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
We're head now he's like, hey.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Text Mandy, I want to see her text. It's really funny.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Now, let's get to your final tiktokick shot, which is
from a guy who posts life hacks all the time.
He goes by the name Jordan the Stallion eight. This
guy's pretty popular and his latest video got millions of
views because it's teaching people how to properly squeeze a
ketchup bottle.
Speaker 15 (45:02):
Huh send The original glass ketchup bottle was made in
eighteen ninety, but then they made a squeezeable ketchup bottle
in nineteen eighty three, but it was still difficult to
get ketchup out of the bottle, so they made what's
called a gravity container. Now, if you were to squeeze
a gravity bottle from the front jet to physically squeeze
for it to come out. But if you were to
squeeze a bottle from the science and then release, all
(45:23):
the pressure is going to push out the ketchup on itself.
I squeeze the Science supert easy. Now, this has to
do with air pressure, so after a while this won't
really work, but it might work for the first couple
of squeezes. Can we try and have fun?
Speaker 7 (45:34):
By the way, I love this guy.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
So we're using some sort of physics situation.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, so what he said, if you missed it is basically,
if you squeeze the hard sides of the ketchup bottle
on your squeeze bottle and then roll plastic, just the plastic.
You just you squeeze it on the hard sides and release,
and it'll go all by itself.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Oh, because it's the pressure of the air in the
bottle that's sort of push it down.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
This might be too visual for radio, but we're going
to try and maybe film this and put it on
our stories after Brook and jeff I'm gona try it
real quick.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
The bottle's quicker than she's just unlocked.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Open up the bottle.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Oh, I didn't even do anything. I just went all
over the table.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Okay, this bottle was a little excited to Okay, you
know what, it's all over me?
Speaker 11 (46:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
What were you doing with this bottle before you brought
it in?
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Every time I'm around they tell me to squeeze, They
just all over the place.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Share this video.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Really, we don't think we can't even post that on Instagram.
But those were.
Speaker 10 (46:40):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Well, Brooke, would you look at that. We have a
college student calling to take you on in trivia today?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Is it because they're not getting enough tests?
Speaker 5 (46:59):
A school.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Just sharpen up that brain? A new player named Jacob,
and he says he has been listening to you since
his middle school days. Doesn't that make you feel good
to hear that?
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Brook, Hey, you've been here with me just as okay?
Speaker 7 (47:16):
Yeah, ten years?
Speaker 10 (47:19):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Oh my god, that's true, Jacob, talk to your hero, Brooke.
Speaker 11 (47:25):
Brooke, you don't sound a day over seventy.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Jacob, he doesn't even have a Comeback's funny. You obviously
have been listening to this show for too long and
it's ruined you.
Speaker 11 (47:42):
Oh it wasn't a joke.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
You had such potential in life, all thrown away.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It was good enough to get him into college.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Sucks, man, you suck.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Okay, he's actually doing really well.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
That's really funny.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
It's gonna to leave the studio to try and think
of one good comeback to say to you. We can't
think of anything, but you know how the game works.
Speaker 11 (48:07):
Man.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat her outright if you.
Speaker 11 (48:12):
Want to win? Are you ready, gotcha, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Good luck man, Your time starts now. Megan Fox celebrates
a birthday today. Is she in her thirties or forties?
Speaker 11 (48:21):
Forties?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
There are only two states teams used for MLB Spring training,
Arizona and what other state? How many times has the
Mona Lisa been stolen? What company makes the shoes? Shape ups?
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Nike?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Name the fast food restaurant chain that recently changed their
sixty four year old slogan too It's good in Disney's
Peter Pan Wendy has two brothers named John and who else? Oh,
my goodness, Peter, Peter and Peter. Oh again, Jacob. Well,
then Brook's gonna come back into the studio here.
Speaker 11 (48:58):
Oh, it's not gonna look.
Speaker 7 (48:59):
You are fun, at least your fun bro.
Speaker 11 (49:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
And apparently, according to my screener, you are studying electrical
engineering in school. And you even tried to flex on
our producer by saying you did the Robotics World Championships
in high school.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Wow, dude, our engineer here at the station was on that.
Uh what's the battle bot?
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (49:24):
Watch, he's been on.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
A couple of times.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
We had a broken air conditioning here for and a
half where the.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Studio was eighty five degrees.
Speaker 7 (49:32):
If you need a robot to spin around?
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Okay, Brooks, your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Your time starts now. Megan Fox celebrates a birthday to day?
Is she in her thirties or fortiesties? There are only
two states that teams use for MLB spring training, Arizona
and what else Florida? How many times has the Mona
Lisa been stolen?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
Three?
Speaker 3 (49:55):
What company makes the shoes?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Shape ups sketchers?
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Name the fast food rest chain that recently changed their
sixty four year old slogan too, It's good Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
In Disney's Peter Pan, Wendy has two brothers named John
and who else?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
John and little William?
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Hey, everybody needs to rewatch Peter Pan after this, clearly,
let's go to the scoreboard with Jose. I need it
uh to take a dumb She couldn't hold it anymore. Blana, Jacob,
you got zero, I'm gonna get down.
Speaker 7 (50:41):
You win with three?
Speaker 10 (50:42):
Garret, you know what?
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Jacob?
Speaker 2 (50:45):
With age comes wisdom.
Speaker 11 (50:46):
Yeah, that's definitely true.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
There it is. Here's some of the answers for you.
Megan Fox celebrates a birthday she is still in her thirties.
She turns thirty eight today. There's only two states that
teams use for MWB spring training, Arizona and Florida. The
weather is so good their year round. That's where you
want to do it.
Speaker 7 (51:04):
I think one game got rained out for the first time.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
In five The Mona Lisa has been stolen one time
in nineteen eleven, was stolen by one of the handy
men who returned it two years later.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
They'll sell it anywhere, Yeah right, sell it on the.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Shoe shape Ups is made by Sketchers, the fast food
restaurant chain that changed their slogan to It's Goods. It
used to be its finger licking good for sixty four hours.
Now it's just good. It's KFC.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
That is so lame.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
The finger licking was the best part of that whole
saying no so funny.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
I don't think that they have time to see the
whole thing anymore. Contention spans too short his fingerlike you
Lost Me and Disney's Peter Pan. Wendy has two brothers,
John and Michael. Oh now Jacob, unfortunately not enough to
be Brooke here. The good news is just we're playing.
You get a ten dollar gift card to Starbucks.
Speaker 11 (51:56):
Hey, oh yeah, the way to school.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
How's glasses going? You're almost done for the summer?
Speaker 11 (52:02):
Well, I mean I'm mentioning out on my Calculus three
class right now, But that's okay.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
You get Calculus three to get zero on a radio
trivia I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Probably tell the professor that thanks for playing.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
You come back anytime. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks again,
same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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