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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're here, we're here.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Let's do this podcast thing, all right, all right, full
out of the show starts now.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This just in US News World and Report has come
out with the ten most dangerous states in America. It's
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and they ranked the
worst places for public safety based on violent and property
crime rates.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Are doing this?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's you need to know where is safe and where
is not? Number ten worst most dangerous state in America
is Missouri. Nine is California. Yeah, state makes sense. Number
eight a newcomer to the top ten list this year, Oregon.

(00:45):
Out of every one hundred thousand people in Oregon, three
hundred and forty two are experiencing a crime. Alexis any wise?
Words of advice to Oregonians experiencing a crime right now?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Lock your doors.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Well it's.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Don't know, tasers or something. Thatsers.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Number seven Alaska. That doesn't even count the bear on
bear crime. If they're not reporting. Not enough bears are
coming forward reporting their crimes. Just somebody call the police.
Number six Tennessee a lot of drinking and firearms there,
which is always a good combination.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You mean that Number five, we do need to clarify nowadays.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Number five Washington State also now in the top ten
three thousand, three hundred and fifty two property crimes per
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Because people are listening to Alexis and a lot of
in their house good work.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Number four is Arkansas, three is Colorado, two is Louisiana
and the number one most dangerous state in America.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
An he guesses, I don't see Illinois, Alabama, New York, Florida, Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
How dare you imply bad things happen in Florida, brook
What is it? Number one most dangerous state according to
the US News World and Report is New Mexico. Almost
eight hundred violent crimes happened to every hundred thousand people.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
We can blame aliens, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Aliens and the show Breaking Bad. The most dangerous man
in America is actually standing right across from me, locked
the doors Digital Jake is here.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
I'm impervious to all.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
Well, it's a well known fact that people who work
in radio are considered some of the least sedentary, most active,
and health conscious professionals in the world.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh yeah, coming out with lies.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
In fact, our show just got nominated for a sweaty Award,
which is the top five most active DJs in the nation.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Because Brooke got a walking treadmill at her desk.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's that's right.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
And the reason I bring that up is because today
just happens to be Employee Health and Fitness Day. So
we're gonna celebrate with us special Healthiest Grocery Store Foods
edition of.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Plenty of twenty.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Are we churneying into the local news with these two headlines?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I wish this is important things Brook the world needs
to know.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, all right, what do you got?

Speaker 8 (03:33):
By the way, we got news of a local hamskirt.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
I have a list of the top twenty healthiest food
items you can buy at the grocery.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Store that are not vegetables to stay in the game.
Oh man, and here's a little hnts.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Out of the top twenty answers, five of them are fruits,
but again, none of them are vegetables. Let's start with
alexis top twenty healthiest foods you can buy at the
grocery store.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
To go to the section. It's a fruit.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I always get caught, can never remember what the best
one is, and that's apples.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh you know so many apple.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
There is a lot of varieties apples number twenty two
on my list of likeis just outside the top one.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, they're okay, they're okay, there's not top twenty.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, let's go over to Brook.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Do you not know your superfoods list? This is pretty obvious.
Number one is always blueberries.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Show me blueberries berries number eight on my list, because
of their antioxidants and bonus fiber.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, it's your turn.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
Okay, you know what, just because of the fun fact
I've learned that this product has every single essential vitamin
except for one in it, which would be Vitamin D.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm gonna go with eggs.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
Good eggs, number seventy on my list. There's a lot
of protein and minimal calories. Yeah, let's go over to Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well, it stinks up the off whenever Brook brings this
in microwaves it. I'm going with keen wah.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
It's number ten on my lish.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yes, spell it, Jeffrey, spell it.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
High in fiber and protein, Brook.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, I I'm gonna go with something that is also
good for you, which is salmon.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh, yes, salmon.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
I'll give you a fish number one, especially salmon hi
and Omega three's and vitamin d.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
Brook. You got the Silver Saved, You got a free
life there. Let's go back to Jose. We're gonna go
with salmon.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Then we gotta say chicken, chicken.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
Chicken number three on my list. Half a breast of
chicken has twenty eight grams of protein and only two
grams of fat. We've gotten one, We've gotten three. Number
two is still on the board. Let's go over to Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Okay, Well, personally I'm not a fan, but I know
a lot of other people are. I'm going with the
Devil's meat patty tofu.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Tofu. Answer is not on my list. I did a
double check, even for you, Jeffrey. Not on there.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's just protein and tofu.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Maybe water.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Let's go right to Brook.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
All right, why are you guys not saying this? Popeye
made it famous? Give me spinach, Brook, I said, there's
no on the list.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
We'll say you burned your Silver Saved saying there's no
vegetables on the list.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
All the rules vegetables. I thought you just said. Okay,
I said, freak.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
Several times the list does not include vegetables down because
I knew I was all right, my bad, Yeah, Silver Save.
Let's go to oh, okay, well, you said there's like
five fruits, so I gotta go with I'm MEI there's
so much vitamin C and oranges.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
You going with oranges?

Speaker 7 (06:46):
That is number twenty one on my list, Jose. That
means Brook even though you said a vegetable, you have
the silver saved. You've won this edition of Blend me
of twenty All.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Right, yeah, don't have a list.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I'm right.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Later today, somebody missed number two.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Lentils of protein Powerhouse chidney beans, peanut butter, the one
with not too much sugar. Doctors call it a great
recovery food. Almonds have a lot of vitamin E, mangoes, chocolate,
dark chocolates.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Chocolates on the healthy.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah, legumes like chickpeas, black beans, avocado, one of the fruits, walnuts,
Greek yogurt, Kiwi, barley high fiber and the cholesterol fighter,
and old grain pasta.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's right, Jeff. If you're a cow, you're gonna do well.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Barley. Okay, Well, since Brook winds, she gets to choose
who gets shocked, and they're gonna be singing my humps
by black eyed peas.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I choose Alexis because she was out first.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, what time I sing the song a karaoke Nobody
liked it?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, are you what'd you gonna do with junk?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm gonna get get you.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Drunk out like that? I just imagine the entire karaoke
room being silent.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
That's your shot collar question of the.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Day, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
A baby's first word is a huge deal God, and.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's always dad out.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
You can.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Experts say you can tell a lot about a baby's
personality just based on what word they use first. Like
if it's mama, that means subconsciously they love their mother
more than their father. If it's data first.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's always easier to say.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, it has nothing to do with anything else, don't
hurt my soul.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
If it's data that means, experts say they're defective and
should be returned to the baby. You want a better
model than that. You try to take my back with
a not surprisingly, brooks first word was saving young blondh
wow right.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Out the wing was seconds reading to that, what you will?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Let's all think of what our first words were and share,
and we'll learn all about each other when we do
a brand new What's on your mind, that's coming up.
You guys think bugs are born knowing they can walk
up walls or do they just accidentally do it one.

Speaker 9 (09:24):
Day and are like, Yeah, Now I'm gonna cheer on
every bug that I see, because what if it's the
bugs first time?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
You don't know what you're capable of until you try.
So who knows what's gonna happen. When I go around
the room asking what's been on your mind, something amazing
might come out. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook, what's
on your mind?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Okay, I'm gonna say I woke up Saturday morning with
huge regret. I thought for sure that since I live
in the city, we weren't gonna be able to see
the Northern Lights. And then I open my Insta and
I'm like, oh my god, everybody saw that it was amazing, Yes,
so listen. Then I heard on the news that we

(10:15):
were going to get a second chance. So I told
my family there is no way we're missing out on
number two night oka Northern Lights. So I forced those
children to stay up until ten thirty at night. Okay,
I don't care that they were whining about how tired
we are.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
No get in the car.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Mommy's taking us to a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
You drive somewhere.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
So the first place I go, per my husband's suggestion,
is the most popular place ever in our neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Everyone there, everyone had the same idea. It is bumper
to bumper traffic. I'm like, okay, new plan.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
After sitting in traffic for twenty minutes, we go to
the other side of my area and there's some other
people there, and we sit and wait a prime spot,
and we wait some more, and.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Then the other people at the beach finally give up.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
One guy matters something about how no one's ever going
to see these unless they're on drugs. So the only
thing you're going to see it's night at this point,
you guys. Yeah, So I put them back in the
car and your poor kids.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
My youngest said, Mom, I could have been sleeping. It
was a fail. I'm just gonna let you.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Know next time. Jose, what's been on your mind? Well,
I'm a p s A.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
All my guys who slide into hot girls dms and
get left on red.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
I accidentally have found the best way to always get
a response. It's happened to me three times at least
in the last month.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Well, work emails, people have to respond.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Talking about social media DM.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, I'll give you example.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
The last one was a girl who had actually been
friends with on Facebook for years. We used to share
memes and just stay hi here and they're not a
lot of flirting, and I hadn't noticed. But I was
trying to send her a meme this weekend and I
looked and she hasn't opened any of my messages for
a long time. And I was like, oh, that's okay,

(12:19):
So I type it out.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Hey, I can take a hint.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
Obviously, you don't want me sending you memes anymore. Whatever,
have a good one. I apologize if I bugged Jacky, well,
wouldn't you know it miraculously hasn't opened anything in almost
a year.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Boom Hi, Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
I just saw that message and she.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Says it back.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
Now she wants to be friends again, and I'm like
every single time, they're like, oh my god, it was
ignoring you.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
But now I'm not.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (12:56):
So, guys, if you accidentally want to get a message back.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, it may be that they feel safe that they
actually no longer have to talk to you after that.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, you should just not say anything, or maybe you
don't know what you have until it threatens to leave you.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, that's healthy.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
What's been on your mind?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
So my family was in town last weekend and we
were driving around and I happened to end up over
in like Brooks neighborhood of the city.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Don't you even tell me you saw the northern lights
And I did at eleven thirty five, I saw the
other lights.

Speaker 10 (13:26):
At the beach.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
No, but I was in your Brooks house, and you know,
I like driving around. I'm like, well, I'll show you
guys where Brook lives. Okay, we'll just do a drive by.
I drove by my house because it suck.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well.

Speaker 10 (13:35):
But then exactly, my mom's like, well, you need to
introduce me to Brook if we drive by.

Speaker 8 (13:40):
Her husband loves when you just pull up.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh absolutely, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
See that's what I thought. But then I was like,
maybe I should text her. No, just come on with that.
I was like, maybe it's weird to text Brook on
a weekend. And then I spiral driving my Brooks house.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
She's outside with her family about and I didn't know
what to do.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
So I locked the windows because my.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Little brother tried to and I just fed by your house.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
To do My kids were selling daughter pops. Oh, I
could have.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Bought Brooklyn guilted you into staying with her for the
entire time. You would have been on that beach watching
the northern lights that didn't show up. You did a
good thing by driving away.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
My mom is really upset I didn't stop, so I
want to.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Poured her a mimosa drinks at my house. I'm coming
next week. He pops and drinks.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
Okay, that's alexis welcome if I pull off, and it's
like kids.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Get inside, Hi to everyone's on your mind.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Over the weekend, I was getting spam calls over and
over from the same number. I hate that, and I'm thinking, oh, scammer,
not today, So I ignore, ignore, ignore, but they keep
calling back, so eventually I just answer, yeah. Absolutely. It's
a woman who says she's calling from my gym, setting
off alarms. I'm not a member of the gym. They say,

(14:59):
this is the gym I signed up for fourteen years
ago downtown, and I have ten years of unpaid membership fees.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Wait that's what she told me.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
That's what she said. And I'm like, no, no, no,
you're mistaken. I was part of that gym, but I
canceled when I moved there. They start listing off all
of my personal information at Oh no, I know, and
they're like, you never canceled. You need to settle your balance.
It's ten years of unpaid membership fees. You owe us
over eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh, this is such a Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, I had no argument. I had to give them
my new credit card number, and I told them immediately
cancel my membership. Now. Wait, so you paid.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Eight hundred dollars and you never went to the gym.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
And never went to the gym in those ten years.
So that's taken care of. Now supposedly I am getting
all these weird extra charges on my card. Though in
the last few days I was.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Gonna say, maybe you should hang up and call them
back so that you know that the number you're calling
is actually the gym.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
And yeah, I was just so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I can't tell if you got scammed or you just
really messed up.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I can't tell either. But I don't care enough to
even go and look into it. I'll just let them
have it.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Wow, it's really something, Jeffrey, that's.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
What's been on our minds.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Text him a little bit later.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Text and seven eight five nine two tell us what's
been on yours?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning in a lot.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Of text at seven eight five ninety two from our
listeners telling us what's been on their minds because we
just shared what's on ours. I love these, someone wrote
in day two of waiting to hear my text message
read on the podcast Brook is number one. Have a
great day, said Fayya.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Why didn't we read that on number day number one?
I like that text?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
That message was sent from a number of the mental wards,
so take that for one.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Like it.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I still like it, jeff.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Another text says, why do these artists insist on starting
their shows at seven thirty pm? They're my age forty?
Start that stuff at three thirty serious? Actually a great point.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
And the way to half the time.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Stage.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yes, so they should do like a morning show, like
a nine am showing.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
It is surprising that Madonna wasn't doing a senior tour.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Another textas what's on my mind? As my wife keeps
trying to take me to an axe throwing place as
a date, and we just up my insurance policy. They're
not sure how the outcome is gonna be.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Wait a minute, coincidence correlation? Honey, go get my axe
real quick.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
You keep your texts coming in seventy five nights. Tell
us what's on your mind?

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Is it possible to have too much of a good thing?
I've heard maybe ordering the bottomless shrimp tower at the
airport Bubba Gump. Yeah, it was not my best.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
There's one example to prove it.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Also, the unlimited plastic surgery packages.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Seemed like a steal, but might have to do some
rethinking after or my ninth nose job.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, how does it look like the first? Did you
circle all the way back?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
I know it was a bad choice, but it's the
same deal. When it comes to relationships, loving is a
great thing. If you overindulge, though, you're gonna wish you
would stop that just one boyfriend or girlfriend, So maybe
have a little restraint, or you could end up on
a brand new edition of Busted coming up right after this.
Sneaky Husbands two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
And even worse girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
They thought they could get away with that, but now
they're about to get busted. A lot of people have
written into the station complaining about this segment that we're
doing right saying they think it is horrible that we
would ever cheat shame someone for what they did.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Okay, so the cheaters are.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
They want us to be canceled for it, and look,
I have a message back. If you don't want to
be cheat shamed, then maybe don't cheat or a controversial
statement at least don't get caught doing it. That saw
you is because if you are found out, your story
might be told right here on Busted, where listeners come
on to share the funny stories about how they caught
their exes being unfaithful to them. We've got a few

(19:16):
people lined up ready to tell their stories. We're gonna
start with Teresa, tell us how you busted your significant other.

Speaker 11 (19:22):
So my boyfriend went and I we went to go
get a couple of massages, but it was more like
massages at the same time because we chose to have
our own room.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Okay, so yeah, like sometimes you need to do a
couple's massage, your little tables are next to each other,
and then other times you just have two different appointments
at the same time.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
And other times you're stacked on top of one another.
Oh wow, that's a different kind of waterfall.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, I haven't done that one, kind of like a
rock massage.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, at different it's really soothing. But Teresa, you did
the separate rooms massage?

Speaker 11 (19:53):
We did, yes, And then about halfway through, I start
to hear noises through the wall.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, loud kissing, no massage. Are you assuming that it's
your boyfriend or that it's somebody else?

Speaker 11 (20:12):
Well, I'm assuming it's someone else, and so I just
kind of start awkwardly laughing, And then I asked my
missus how many couples are here, and she tells me
it's just my boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
And I, oh, okay, I've seen your boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Found the massage place you went to.

Speaker 11 (20:33):
Basically, so I get up and I go to his
room and I just walk in and he's not looking
up with the messuse.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, that's not what anyone expected.

Speaker 11 (20:47):
But he was facetiming another girl. They were doing kissing
on the screen during his massage.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
What I need? I'm sorry you got to dump him.
For the cringe face. I mean the cheating, yes, but
that even more. That's more of a red flag than
the cheating. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I mean, I'm sorry, but we're not sorry. Yeah, figure
better off without him. Let's keep going and talk to
Mike here. Tell us how you busted your significant.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Other or does he just want to make out with
us through the phone?

Speaker 12 (21:22):
Hmm.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
My ex girlfriend is a serious hiker hiker, and one
time she told me she was going on a weekend
camping trip with her friend. I was cool with it.

Speaker 8 (21:33):
Because I could go fishing.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
With my buddies that were both pretty outdoorsy, and so
I was going to stay the night at my friend
lake cabin. And then Friday comes around and she's gone hiking,
but my fishing trip gets canceled. Oh, so she's in
the middle of nowhere, so she doesne that reception anyway,

(21:56):
sitting at home on bored and the Star send in
flirty texts to my ex.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Wa, wait wait, are you a cheater? Are you busting yourself?
Right now?

Speaker 4 (22:08):
He was just kind of in the mood and was exciting,
and my ex came over.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
My ex and I are fooling around and the door opens.
My girlfriend, though, stumbles in drunk with a random dude.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Nobody's in the outdoors, everyone with another person.

Speaker 10 (22:38):
Each other.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
We were all indoors busting each other.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay, well, okay, the way to say that makes it
sound like everybody joined in.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
If that happened, that's fine.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
We're not.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I don't know, was there anger or I mean, how
do you even react at that?

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Everybody kind of puts their shoulders up, like we all shrugged,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I guess that's the one time a cheater doesn't have
to feel guilty exactly.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yes, that was definitely a first for this segment. We
got time for one more. Let's go to Justine. Tell
us how you busted your significant other.

Speaker 12 (23:09):
So I was dating this guy and we're about a
month into the relationship, and I'm over at his place
using the restroom, and as I'm washing my hands, I
notice that there are two toothbrushes in the little cup
on the sink. So I'm not thrilled about this.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, but it could be an ex's or it could
be like a roommate you know, who knows.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
You could like cups, yeah, or toothbrushes.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, toothbrush collector.

Speaker 12 (23:39):
So I asked him whose toothbrush is that? And he
right away like you could see it on his face.
He got so nervous and all of a sudden was
being a weirdo. And he was like, well, I like
to use two toothbrushes at one time.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh one time. Call the wal you got the tip,
top of the bottom?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Do you buy that?

Speaker 12 (24:06):
So he does, indeed say that one is for the
top and one is to the bottom. So I was like, cool,
show me, and then he tries to do it, and
it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.
And there's like two paints home and spit flying everywhere.
Clearly he has never done this before. So I was like, dude,

(24:27):
just be honest. You're cheating on me. And he was
like no, no, no, no, no. The truth is sometimes
my mom spends the night, so I have a tooth
brush for her mouth.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Did he ever admit it?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Well?

Speaker 12 (24:45):
I made him call his mom and put her on speaker,
and he had no idea what he was talking about.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
God, mom's lying, I swear that's my mom's lingerie in.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
How did you resolve it?

Speaker 12 (25:01):
I just walked out, Yeah, we're gone.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Didn't have to get your toothbrush, I guess.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Make sure you hit up our textboards seven eight, five
nine two. If you have a funny story about how
you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the
next edition of Busted. You got your phone tab coming up.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
You know what's difficult if you're filling in for someone
at a job and they're already gone, Like you don't
know where anything is or how any of the processes work,
and you can't ask them any questions about it. So frustrating.
And that's why we try to help out a woman
today who's temporarily replacing another lady that just left her
maternity leaves. Oh okay, and we thought it would be

(25:38):
funny to kind of get these two to talk to
each other. Just one issue. The woman who's supposed to
be helping her is currently in the middle of her labor.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Ah, so it seems like a small issue.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Oh my, go find out in your phone tab right now.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
It's another.

Speaker 11 (25:57):
Twenty.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Hi is this Tara?

Speaker 13 (26:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Who is this?

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
My name is Mark Tanner. I think you're filling in
for my wife at the office.

Speaker 12 (26:08):
Oh Hi, so nice to meet too.

Speaker 13 (26:10):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, you too. So I'm sure that her supervisor told
you she's having.

Speaker 12 (26:15):
A baby, right, Yeah, congratulations, thank you. And how she doing?

Speaker 10 (26:20):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
I think good good. You know, just everything has happened
so fast. I just kind of taken it as it comes.

Speaker 12 (26:28):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, And so I know she wanted to go over
a few things about the job before the birth so
that you and the company weren't left in the lurch
or anything like that.

Speaker 12 (26:37):
Oh, that's so sweet of her.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
So you were in the hospital right now and she's
giving birth in the other room.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
What.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, But she's cool with it with me calling you
and setting this up because she actually insisted that I
go in there right now and put you on speaker
so the two of you can talk now. Yeah, just
mean you'd get this out of the way.

Speaker 14 (27:03):
Come on, you this.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Tarah, you're on with my wife right now.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Go ahead and say hi.

Speaker 11 (27:12):
The god, oh my god, oh my god, my god, my.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Son, Terry. You gonna have to speak up because it's
a little bit loud in here, so say hi to her.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Hey, Hi, You're gonna have to say louder. She can't
hear you.

Speaker 10 (27:27):
Okay, not happening.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Hey, honey, it's this is Tara on the phone, the
lady that's filling in for you.

Speaker 12 (27:39):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. I can't.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
I know, I know you guys don't know each other.
But I got her on the phone, like you told me.

Speaker 12 (27:47):
To feel like a bad time.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Okay, sorry, I just stepped out again for a second.
I know she's a little bit busy in there, but
she wanted me to call you and scept this whole thing.

Speaker 12 (27:59):
Yeah, this is really crazy. I well, it doesn't matter
what she wanted. She's in the middle of giving birth.
You can't even talk to me, honey.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
Can you take a break for just one second and
tell her about the payroll process?

Speaker 12 (28:13):
You're telling her to take a break.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Oh my god, I just I don't remember.

Speaker 12 (28:17):
My god.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
I know you wanted me to talk about the payroll
thing with her. I just don't remember how to do it.

Speaker 12 (28:21):
Can you do bother her?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
No, you're doing great, You're doing great.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
But Tara is on the phone. I can talk to you.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Later, okay, Okay.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Oh, I don't know if I want to be seeing this,
Mark you need to. I'm gonna let you do your thing.

Speaker 14 (28:37):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I'm gonna keep talking to her.

Speaker 14 (28:39):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Sorry, God, it's so weird in there.

Speaker 12 (28:45):
She's giving birth.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Honey, it's a little loud.

Speaker 12 (28:50):
I can't believe this is happening right now.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
My god, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry that she was
screaming like that to me.

Speaker 12 (28:56):
Please apologize to your wife. Why is this happening right.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Well, it's a little bit rude because I know we
don't want to waste your time, my time.

Speaker 12 (29:02):
What is wrong with you? Is there something wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
No, it's it's just really important for me to go
over it with you. And we haven't even discussed the
Davenport files.

Speaker 11 (29:11):
About the Davenport files.

Speaker 12 (29:12):
Your wife, lab.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Is that my baby? This is such a miracle.

Speaker 12 (29:22):
I don't know what.

Speaker 10 (29:23):
I don't even know. I don't know what to do anything, Mark,
or can.

Speaker 14 (29:28):
We name her after Tara?

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Tara?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Can we name the baby after you?

Speaker 6 (29:35):
What?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
My wife wants to name the baby after you?

Speaker 12 (29:38):
After me?

Speaker 3 (29:39):
It's either between the names Tara or Brooke and Jeffrey.

Speaker 12 (29:43):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
What the ones who are doing this praying phone call
on you right now? What my real name is? Jeff
I'm not in the hospital. I'm a radio host. We're
doing a phone tap on you. What, honey, it's a
little dramatic. Sorry, that's just a sound effect that we play.

Speaker 12 (30:05):
Going on.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Your boyfriend, Kevin set you up. He said, you're filling
in for some lady who's giving birth right now, so
I thought it would be funny to train you while
she was giving birth.

Speaker 13 (30:15):
Funny.

Speaker 15 (30:17):
It's a little distracting, though, Honey, Can you just shut
up for just a second.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I got to talk about the Davenport Files.

Speaker 12 (30:25):
Why the weak up?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties
Frouk and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Is there anyone more adept at ruining your love life
than your own mother?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
How you feel, jeff Yeah, the way you said that.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I mean, if it makes you feel better. Mind actually
set up a Jade eight profile for me without my
knowledge and was responding to women as me, telling them
what a good little Jewish boy I am. Even though
she's not wrong, I mean, I totally am that. That's
not the point. It's boundary. I'm sharing this not only

(31:03):
because my therapist says it's healthy to but also to
make our listener on the phone feel better because she
says her mom may have accidentally ruined her chances with
a guy, and it's all because of what mom needed
from her daughter in the middle of the date, and
it just couldn't wait. You're gonna hear it in your
brand new second date updated right after this second date

(31:26):
Update date. We've done so many of these second date calls.
What's the strangest way we've ever heard of two people meeting?
Can you guys think of one?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
God, whenever you asked me to remember them that, it's
so hard, Jeffrey.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
The only one I can remember was back in twenty
eighteen with the colliding zip lines. Unfortunately they didn't both
make it, but they got to know each other for
a few seconds before the other one had to let go.
It doesn't matter as a crash course to love a
little bit too soon. But that's something you guys remember

(32:04):
that anyway. Today's caller, Isabella met a guy in a
pretty unique way too. Hopefully this one is still with us. Isabella,
Welcome to the show. I heard you hit him with
a log truck? Is that true?

Speaker 10 (32:16):
Maybe that's why he's not calling.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I shouldn't I shouldn't be telling the story for you.
Why don't you tell us the story of what happened?
What's this guy's name? First of all, So this.

Speaker 10 (32:27):
Guy's name is Justin, and he's pretty damn cool.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
What makes Justin so cool?

Speaker 10 (32:35):
Well, he's pretty to look at.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Oh, how did you meet him?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
So?

Speaker 10 (32:43):
Just randomly? I think, I want to say, by week
week and a half ago, I ordered some food through
one of the apps. Okay, the entrance to my building
is a little hard to find. That's why I went
ahead and called Justin.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh, he was a delivery driver.

Speaker 10 (32:58):
He was a delivery driver. You know, I just sawt
it make life easy. I went downstairsday, I waited, and
then finally I saw his car pull up and I
just kind of waved him down.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 13 (33:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:11):
And I was in my sweat, you know, just chilling.
And the thing is, when he got a car, I
think my heart stopped.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Oh that is so cute.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Or was it like a medical emergency?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Are attacks?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
She means that your heart skipped a beat because he
was high exactly?

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Were you immediately like, oh my god, how do I
make a connection? How do I make a connection?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Like going through your mind?

Speaker 10 (33:45):
Yeah, The first thing I thought of was, oh my god,
it look like crops.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah no, but I always like that met them when
you're at the lowest.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
So everything you do from then on is going to
be like better, right.

Speaker 8 (33:59):
I guess it's hard to hit on him and be like,
you know, I got a bottle of wine.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Upstairs, I broth Alexis. He used to be a driver
of food, right, did you get a lot of people
trying to like conversation?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I tried to drop that food off as fast as
I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Drive away fast. That's why she's so good at track.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
So how did you like approach him? I wouldn't even
know what to say.

Speaker 10 (34:23):
Yeah, so when he gaining my food, I couldn't help myself.
I started flirting with him. Yeah, I said, you know
this little cheap things like how long you've been doing this?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
And oh that's oh gosh, that's so funny. Do you
come here often?

Speaker 8 (34:40):
That is like the uber question to ask any type
of driver how long you've been doing this?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
That's what you're in the car. This guy has like
other orders to take.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, how long did the interaction last?

Speaker 10 (34:51):
I mean I want to see a good five minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Oh wow, long, so he didn't care about other people's orders.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
He was ready to take another.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
That's actually.

Speaker 8 (35:02):
Think that he stuck around was into you?

Speaker 10 (35:04):
Well, I was hoping it wasn't just for the tips,
but I think he was kind of entering the right
After he dropped off my food, I immediately sent him
a text to the app and I said, I hope
to get a chance to drop off food by my
place again with a winky smile.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh my god, because like, you don't know if this
guy's in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, I mean, you don't know anything about him. But
I love that you took the chance.

Speaker 10 (35:33):
If I didn't take a chance, I would have wondered.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, So did something come of it? Or is that
the end?

Speaker 10 (35:39):
Yeah? It actually did. He called me. We started chit chatting,
and then we decided to meet up.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh yeah, date, Wait, like that same.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Night or no?

Speaker 10 (35:50):
No, no, no, like a couple days later we met
up for a happy hour.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Okay, okay, And is this like you're eating other people's
food that you're delivering with him or is this a
real would you're just sitting in the backseat chilling.

Speaker 10 (36:04):
No, no, guys, it was a real date.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Okay, what'd you do.

Speaker 10 (36:08):
We met at the location. It was a happy hour.
I gussied up, of course, because I didn't want remembering
that image of me, right, okay, So we went in,
we got a couple of drinks. We started to sit
down and chit chat. Here's the problem. I started getting
a lot of phone calls, and well, they just randomly happened,

(36:31):
Like when was a work call that I had to
pick up. Another one was my mom and she was
freaking out because she couldn't take a screenshot of something.
I spent like fifteen minutes telling her, no, mom, you
hope both of them to get you all. I mean,

(36:52):
I had to shoot it's my mom. I got forbet
something was wrong.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I always silenced my mom. I'll tell you later.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yeah, I'm hoping.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
He was really nice about He had his smile. He's like,
don't worry about it. I get it. But I could
tell as every call came through, I could see he
was starting to get annoyed.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, because you keep answering the call anybody.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
He silenced him.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
And addressed it. Wow, I'm getting a lot of calls.
I'm sorry about that. That's one thing, but you're answering.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
That so that's a regretful moment for sure.

Speaker 10 (37:24):
Yeah, I know it wasn't a good look on my part,
and I know I messed up.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
So what's happened since then?

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Well, the date.

Speaker 10 (37:31):
Only last at about an hour, and he said he'd
called me back, and he didn't.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
The one call you actually wanted.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
All right, I'm hoping you guys could help me out.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I'm sure he feels like you weren't even that interested,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah, this is more like he obviously is interested.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
It's the why is it?

Speaker 8 (37:51):
The phone calls, like, what was it?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
These are good questions. Let's remember them for when we
come back and call Justin, the Uber Eats driver that
Isabella met while he was dropping off her food. He
is a true love connection. We're gonna find out when
we call him in your second date update. Right after
this second date update, apparently we met the one person

(38:15):
in the entire country who admits, when they're on a
date with a cute guy, they're gonna pause that date
to help their mom figure out how to screenshot her
own phone. I don't think anybody else would have done that,
but Isabella did. She's not getting a callback from Justin.
It could just be because you're such a great daughter,

(38:35):
he's intimidated by it.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
I think she's just not very self aware. I could
see you just answering the phone. Next thing you know,
you're talking.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
You look up. Oh my god, I'm on a date.
What am I doing it?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, easily distracted, I can see, Isabella.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Does that make you feel better?

Speaker 10 (38:54):
Not really, She's.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Honest, honest, But we know that you're on a radio
show right now, and you know that we're going to
call justin for you to try and get you a
second date here.

Speaker 10 (39:05):
Yes, I'd love that.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Okay, Okay, we never asked.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Did you ever like text him after the date and
apologize or be.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Like my bad?

Speaker 10 (39:14):
I should have in hindsight, but no I didn't. I
get called and I thought during the conversation I could
bring it up, but I never got a call back.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Oh okay, so you were just waiting. So this is
going to be the first call from.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
You, And to be fair to you, you don't know
if that was the main problem on the day. Maybe
his reasons are totally unrelated to the phone.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Could be, but there's more problems.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
It could be a personal problem on his side that
has nothing to do.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Let's blame him. I like it, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yeah, let's call him right now and accuse him of
being a bad dater. Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're
looking to talk to Justin. Yeah, this is hey Justin.

(40:03):
We're a radio show calling you.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Okay, tell them who we are, Jeff, just continue the sentence.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
We're a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and we just called you.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
Jeff wanted you to know that if you didn't know, Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, sorry, I'm not very good at my job, Justsin.
You're going to learn that as this call goes on.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
We're here to help him, Justin.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
But we have a lot of fun, so that's cool.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (40:25):
Why are you calling me?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Good question? Because we do this segment called a second
Date Update where we try to help our listeners get
in touch with people that they've gone out with once
before they want to see him again. So that's the
case with you and one of our listeners, is Abella.

Speaker 14 (40:41):
So what did she tell you?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Okay, you remember, Isabella.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
But listen, you said that. You said that with a
smile on your face.

Speaker 14 (40:51):
Yeah, it's definitely a smile. I don't think it's for
the reasons you think it is.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
But well, I mean, here is what we know about
your guys's date. There was happy hour. She said that
it didn't last very long. There was only like an
hour that you two spent together, which I mean we
do a lot of these. That's pretty short for as
far as these interactions go.

Speaker 14 (41:14):
Well that's how long I was happy, I guess.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Oh wow, Oh, it was just it was a happy hour.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Happy hour, okay. Didn't have anything to do with the
fact that she was on the phone for like most
of the time.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah, that is regrettable.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
She brought that up to us.

Speaker 14 (41:31):
Yeah, you know, the phone calls weren't great.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, she knew that. She feels so dumb.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
And apparently one of them was from her mom.

Speaker 13 (41:41):
Yeah, there was one from her mom, which, honestly, that
wasn't a big deal. My mom really sucks at tech two.
I literally just got done texting her about how to
use her Apple TV, so I get it.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Oh, okay, so your understanding of that.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
She was really self conscious about that one. She thought
maybe that was a deal breaker.

Speaker 13 (42:00):
No, I mean, like answering the phone that's annoying because
it's your mom is kind of endearing.

Speaker 14 (42:05):
But you know, there was another phone call.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
That was what kind of turned me off.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Really, she said a friend, maybe a call too, Is
that what you're talking about?

Speaker 14 (42:15):
Yeah, definitely a friend.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 14 (42:21):
Okay, so here's the long version of this, I guess.

Speaker 13 (42:24):
But we were talking whatever about our.

Speaker 14 (42:26):
Lives, what we do, blah blah blah. Yeah, and she
said she.

Speaker 13 (42:29):
Had a cat, a cat, a cat, a cat, yeah, okay,
like she loves this cat, very close to the cat,
teaching the cat tricks.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (42:39):
Then goes to say that my cat like we talk,
she talks, she does these things. And I mean I've
seen like Instagram videos where a cat it sounds like
they say I love you when they're really just like.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Or whatever.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Okay, yeah exactly.

Speaker 14 (42:55):
I'm like, oh sweet.

Speaker 13 (42:56):
But after the mom calls, the phone goes off again. Yeah,
her voice totally changes, so that being like, oh hey mom,
It was like.

Speaker 11 (43:05):
Hey baby, like that like pet talk.

Speaker 14 (43:09):
Voice, Yeah, like baby talk.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
To who who is on the other end.

Speaker 13 (43:14):
Well, I mean we just got done talking about her cat,
So immediately I think she's talking to the cat.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
How is the cat calling her?

Speaker 13 (43:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (43:23):
And she's like eight up on the counter.

Speaker 14 (43:25):
You shouldn't be on the counter.

Speaker 8 (43:26):
That not aloud.

Speaker 12 (43:29):
Okay, so, how the.

Speaker 14 (43:30):
Hell did the cat call the phone?

Speaker 10 (43:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Did you say anything to her, like, did you bring
up is that your cat that you're talking to?

Speaker 14 (43:38):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Not, no way, no way, like cats he's Alex called Yeah.

Speaker 13 (43:44):
I was just so shocked, and I was afraid that
she was gonna say yeah.

Speaker 14 (43:49):
I thought it'd be best if I just sip my drink,
kip my hat and get out of there.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I did not have been her cat calling her? Like
how the best option?

Speaker 8 (43:59):
They have little buttons for animals and talking.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Let's find out, because Isabella is actually on the other
line wanting to talk to you all about this right now, Isabella.

Speaker 14 (44:11):
Of course she's on the phone. I mean, you could
have just led that she's here.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
It's kind of how the segment works. Cats there too, Isabella.

Speaker 10 (44:21):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
You make me sound like a crazy person.

Speaker 10 (44:27):
Who what the heck are you talking about.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Talking to her cat? She was talking to her dog.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Counter who exactly as who were you talking to?

Speaker 10 (44:38):
Guys? I was talking. It was a work call, and
I was talking to my assistant, who I've known for
over a decade and we worked together in a design shop?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
What you talk baby talk to your coworker?

Speaker 10 (44:53):
Guys were best of friends. And when I told him,
did you get on the counter? He understood that because, well,
sometimes you have to get on the counter to manipulate
the mics. So you should have been using a ladder
instead of putting his yucky shoes on the countertop.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Okay, so it's the baby voice.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
For me, Justin? Does that explain the baby voice to you?

Speaker 14 (45:18):
No worse?

Speaker 13 (45:23):
The person you like hired and you're gonna talk like
a baby to your ain.

Speaker 10 (45:27):
We've been best of friends for ten years.

Speaker 12 (45:30):
We joke around, you know, that's how every That's.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
My professional voice here too, is right, Brooke?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Don't you want to do? There would be workplace violence
if you talk to me like that.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Somebody's crank. Yeah, I think somebody needs to go to
the breaks and have a snack.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
I don't know how instantly I can go.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
To race dick?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Are you being serious? Are you just trying to cover
up the cat? Is this true?

Speaker 10 (45:57):
Guys? Talking to a cat got baby? Sounds insane to me, Justin?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Where where's your hat? We're not here in front.

Speaker 14 (46:07):
Of where's my head out?

Speaker 13 (46:09):
I kind of wish it was the cat now, justin.

Speaker 10 (46:14):
You being curious. Like I said, we've been friends for
so many years, like we have this repport. I could
talk to him like that and you'll turn around and
be mean to me. I mean, it's just we're just fun,
that's part.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Think about it this way, Justin. If that call never
happened and you never heard her talk that way, would
you still be interested in going out with her? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (46:34):
I probably would have. But now I don't know what
to think.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Well, I mean, it seems like you could give it
another shot, and.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Who knows, maybe, like in a few years down the road,
she'll start talking like that to you.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I don't think that's the cell.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I get.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
It's worth at least finding out, because he would offer
to send you guys out one more time and repay
for that date.

Speaker 10 (46:59):
I'm willing to do.

Speaker 14 (47:00):
We do if you are, Yeah, we know you are.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
That's why you call it. That's his decision.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, that was her big girl voice, Justin, that was.

Speaker 14 (47:08):
The big girl voice.

Speaker 13 (47:09):
Okay, if we can promise that phone go on silent
and away, I would do it again.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Oh can you do that, Isabella?

Speaker 10 (47:20):
I will do one better than that. If you get
a chance to meet my coworker, I will let you
talk to him that way.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Oh, justin you want to baby talker coworker. I think
that's what the offer was. I'm not I like that.

Speaker 14 (47:39):
I'm out, I'm done.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
We had him and then we lost him.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Did he say no?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, he sounds cranky too. It's booking Jeffrey in the morning.
It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. When we first heard
these two metover a food delivery order, I was thinking, oh,
this is going to be the first ever second date
meat uggs, you know, instead of meet cute. Because she
was disheveled. She said she did never make a bottom
to meet on But we didn't even talk to them

(48:07):
about that when they were both on the phone together. No,
we just focused on her weird baby voice calls.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, it's interesting. He wasn't worried about the sweatpants and
the messy hair at all.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
As soon as the baby voice has started, then we
all kind of chimed in and went into our own
baby voice talk.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, it was a little sad.

Speaker 8 (48:26):
I really really really wish it was just like, Yeah,
my cat called me.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
I was talking to my cat.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
You are so adamant Jose that cats can call people
during this whole thing.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Have you guys not seen those?

Speaker 10 (48:37):
They could push the button and call.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
It would be very easy.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Even that's too much. They should have plot cell phones
into cat's brains so that they could call with their mind. Anyway,
back to the dating stuff. We're what we're supposed to
help you with. We'll call the person who isn't calling
you back, and then we'll come up with a bunch
of cool cat inventions.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Humans, you're the easiest trained to have a boat that's
broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Somebody send a condolence's card to the Hulk because he's
been snubbed once again for Hero of the Week. Sorry Hulk,
Maybe next week it's broken Jeffrey in the Morning, because
this week's hero is a twenty eight year old postal
worker in Ohio.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
We don't even know her name.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Really.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
A San Dusky County deputy pulled over her US mail
van the other day for going one hundred and five
miles an hour in a sixty mile per hour zone.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
She's gonna get you that bill all time, all right?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Remember this is a mail van. Those things can barely
hit forty when you floor it. She was over a hundred.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
How she go that fast?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
The officer asked her, is there a reason you're going
so fast? And her response, yeah, I tried to race
that Mustang back there.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
She turns out she was being truthful because a Mustang
blew who passed them a couple seconds later.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Did she beat the Mustang?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Clearly she was way ahead of us, so she admitted
to doing it, never hit it or lied about it,
and ended up paying a fifty dollars fine for the
traffic violation, and was given a verbal warning for racing
I want her route.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
Yeah, hey, sorry I'm late. Somebody rubbed their engine next
to me at the.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Stop later to prove a point.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Regardless, if you're in a male van and you're racing
a Mustang, that earns you. Brooke and Jeffrey Hero of
the Week honors get.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Her in the NASCAR with a sponsorship by USPS.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, make sure you listen to our podcast at Brook
and Jeffrey wherever you get yours. We're gonna do laser
stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's opening
a new theme park. With a relaxing twist called yoga rama. Oh,
find your inner piece while riding roller coasters downward dog style.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Oh, I like it?

Speaker 6 (51:01):
Are they still fast?

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Very fast? Now I'm gonna stay for a while. With
the laser stories, the subinary read weird news stories around
the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got
a laser and those other bigrambozos just don't. This first
laser story is out of swipe right into the future.
Dating apps have gotten kind of a bad rap lately,
but that could be adjusting soon because experts are saying

(51:26):
the biggest change in years for online matchmaking is right
around the corner. The founder of Bumble says it could
be possible in the near future to have an AI
dating concierge, essentially an avatar that can go on a
date with another person's dating AI.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Wait, you're gonna have your IA, Like you're like, Hey,
have your AI call my AI and then we'll see if.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
We can work.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
So consider this. Your dating avatar could date other people's avatars.
In fact, your AI could breeze through hundreds of virtual
dates all at the same time and then report back
to you. O.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
My AI is a floozy for sure.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
And there's lots of bonuses, Like first, you wouldn't have
to spend money on an actual date or a whole
evening of wasted time if you already knew the person
across from you would be a bad fit.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah, but one if the AI ends up like your
mother like where they're like true, but he's cute is
no mom?

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Well, after all the dates happen, let's say you do
three hundred and sixty seven dates total. Okay, then you
would have a one on one avatar meeting where AIU
basically tells the real you which date was best in
which hottie they think you should pursue.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
You have to have a meeting with your.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
AI hopefully the other person's avatar feels the same way,
so that you two can go out for a real date.
Oh my god, future dating could be here sooner rather
than later.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Dude, we start to do second date updates and they
are just ais.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I am not gonna be happy, too.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Hot this next Laser stories out of food News. If
you're a stuffed foods fanatic, this week has been stuffed
with exciting news, particularly these two. Oscar Meyer has a
new line of stuffed hot dogs in stores nationwide.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
How do we make hot dogs just more unnatural?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
They have three different varieties, so instead of being filled
with just meat or whatever's inside hot dogs, you can
get ones packed with regular cheese, with chili cheese or
jolopano cheddar.

Speaker 8 (53:37):
Cray fired.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
A great I'm sorry he's showing us the pictures and
one has like the hot dogs cut and cheese is
oozing out the end of it, and it looks nasty.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
It looks it does.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Can you put cheese into your burgers?

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Though? No?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I like cheese on top. I actually do cheese on
my hot dogs.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
Oh you guys ever had a juicy lucy with the
cheese in the middle of the burger?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
We ever had a juicy lucy? That's games. An eight
pack of stuffed cheese hot dogs will cost you around
five dollars plus. Burger King is also adding stuffed mozzarella fries.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
They're stuffing fries with mozzarella.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Apparently they were a hit in some test markets. They're
basically fries shaped mozzarella sticks, that's what. But these are
skinnier there. They look like French fries rather than big fat, smaller.
It's just they come with a marinera dipping sauce in
quantities of four to eight or twelve.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okay, that's not new.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
And Burger King is so convinced that these are going
to be a hit. They won't be limited. They're becoming
a permanent menu item at all. Burger King, Yeah, everybody
loves this. Next Lazer story is out of name game Headquarters.
The Social Security Administration released that's annual list of the
most popular baby names in the US, and the top
two again this year are Olivia and Liam.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Congratulations saw the Olivia's and Liam's out there. You are special.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
I have boring in like thirty years.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Well, I mean it's the same as Jennifer's and Michaels.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
You know.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
It's like I.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Always feel bad for parents because one of my kids'
names is always high up there, and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Sorry, Norah. Olivia has been the top girls name five
years running, and Liam is the top boys list for
seven straight years.

Speaker 10 (55:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
He doesn't stop people.

Speaker 8 (55:35):
No, somebody out there's like, oh my god, I just
got a great idea I'm getting named.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Both top ten lists are pretty much the same as before,
but one new boy's name did crack the top ten,
Matteo jumped from eleven to six, and Benjamin fell from
ninth to eleventh.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Get out of here, bed the Nephew.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
They also looked at the trendiest baby names, meaning the
ones that's all the biggest gains over the past year.
The top five for boys are is al is Al
sorry chosen with a Z, Eiden Cassian, and Kyne.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yeah, we got a Kayen on my coach pitch little
league team.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
It's not the same now. The top five for girls
are Kaylee spelled k a e l I.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Oh my goodness, that is going to be.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
A tough one.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
A Litzol like Schnitzel, Yeah, but a Litzel, Emerin, Adhara,
and Asari. This next laser story is out of mass
Media Central. When non Americans watch American movies and TV shows,
not everything translates.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I would imagine a.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Recent publication puts together a list of things non Americans
don't understand when they see our shows. Here's the top ones.
Number five the way we try to stop natural disasters.
As one person tweeted, it amuses me when Americans in
movies try to stop a natural disaster from ending the
world because they're Americans and they just have to try.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yah yah twister maybe or maybe more like med in Black.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
No, like the twenty twelve End of the World movie.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I never saw that.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Yeah, Americans are always trying to save everything. Number four
before the way we compare the length of everything to
football fields.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
I get this one. Although American football is starting to
worm its way into other countries. But every time you
see a show, it's like, oh, that was three football fields,
big the Big Market Live. The third thing non Americans
don't get by watching American TV is the fake baby
school assignments, like when a kid has to take an
egg or a doll or a bag of flower home

(57:49):
with them and they have to one piece. People in
other countries don't get that.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
We did that, though you did.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I saw that trending on TikTok that people are now
going out to the bars and seeing if they can
get an egg to last all night long. Like they're
like they're friend group. Yeah they have they bring an
them to see if they.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Have a slight responsible Yeah yeah, that's really My private
school was just like make sure you hire enough babysitters
and you'll.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Begin That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Number two. Our obsession with Halloween, get hair.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Come here and experience you'll never get back.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Non Americans are very confused by our obsession with It's.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
I mean even I started watching security movies lately.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
The top thing non Americans don't get when they watched
our shows how we never say goodbye when we hang
up the phone in movies.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Oh, in movies. Yeah that's true. Hey, that's a waste
of time. Get to the plot.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
This guy never has to say goodbye because his ring
tone is the Charlie Pout song See you again? Got
it programmed on a shell phone that sound Lazer Stories
has come to an end for the day. We'll do
it again, same time.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
On Friday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Patience is on the phone right now. She's owing one
against you all time?

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Is she calling to tell me that I don't have
any patients?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Oh? Oh god, you didn't put that.

Speaker 8 (59:15):
Together, Jeff, I didn't get it.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
It wasn't Patience on that note. Welcome to the show,
those jokes.

Speaker 11 (59:26):
Thank you for having me. I thought it was great.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Jeff was so caught off guard.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Well, I was nervous talking to her because I see
on my screener she's a horse trainer, teaches people how
to ride horses.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Why does that make you nervous?

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Because I have a fear of horses. I've been I
told this story many I've been bucked off of two.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Horses fool summer camps or something. You're equestrian.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
It was on a volcano in the Galapagos. But patience,
you're so good with horses. You could probably smell my
fear through the phone right now.

Speaker 14 (01:00:02):
I can feel it on your voice.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Okay, And it's it's not the horse's fault, right, It's
definitely Jeffries.

Speaker 12 (01:00:08):
It's definitely Jeffries's fault. I'm sorry to say.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Okay, Jim, I can see a.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
Lot of animals attack.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
We're starting with minus five points for patients. Right now,
we're gonna send brook out of the studio.

Speaker 12 (01:00:19):
I want to get one right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Okay, let's go over the rules for missus noad all here.
We got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say past. But
you have to be brooke outright if you want to win,
Are you ready as ready as I'll ever be good luck, Pats.
Your time starts now. Today is National Chocolate Chip Day.
What brand sells the most chips Hershey's, Giridelli, or Nesley Next.

(01:00:41):
Only US state that begins with A but doesn't end
in A is what are Arkansas, Aria, Rogue, and CenTra?
Are all models made by which car company? What kind
of bean is used for making miso soup? Gosh Anne

(01:01:02):
Hathaway's a Hollywood actress, and also the name of what
famous poet's wife.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Shakespeare is so serene?

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
I know you have like birds chirping in between each
and every answer that you give.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
She has birds chirping in between her answers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Can we tell why.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Where are you patients?

Speaker 12 (01:01:22):
I'm actually sitting on a horse outside.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
That is the first time anyone's ever called us from
a horse.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Wow, your horse is great reception.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
What's a horse's name?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
His name is Noah.

Speaker 12 (01:01:36):
He's just standing here looking at me like I'm crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
That is so funny.

Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
I wish you would make a sound and say hi
to a job.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
I know, not her off.

Speaker 12 (01:01:50):
He's not moving a muscle right now. He's just standing here,
living his life to the fullest.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
For me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Will Brooks, your turn, Your time starts now. Today is
National Chocolate Chip Day? What brand sells the most chips?
Can I get through the question her? She's Giridelli or NESLEI?
Only US state that begins with A but doesn't end
in A is what?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Alaska?

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Alabama, Arkansas, Aria, Rogue, and CenTra are all modern models
made by which car company?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Chevy?

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
What kind of bean is used for making miso soup?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Soy?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Anne Hathaway's a Hollywood actress? And also the name of
what famous poet's wife?

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Uh longfellow?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
I don't know, he's a famous poet.

Speaker 15 (01:02:39):
Sure, let's see if any of that's right. When we
go over to the scoreboard with Jose, that's me when I.

Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
Clean my room, patients, you got four corrects?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Know it's your good luck charm helps apparently?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
And Brook, I'm just in an office chair.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Do you only got three?

Speaker 12 (01:03:08):
You won?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Graci? You did?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Congratulations? You beat Brook?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Dude? Do my God make a horse gallop or something?
Do something with it.

Speaker 11 (01:03:17):
We gotta take a victory gallop.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Yeah, yeah, and then it'll sprout wings and fly away.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Chocolate
chip day. The brand that sells the most chips is Nestley,
with seventy eight million a year. The only US state
that begins with an A but doesn't end in an
A is Yes, Arkansas, Aria, Rogan CenTra, all models made
by Nissan. You use soybeans in miso soup. And Anne

(01:03:41):
Hathaway is a Hollywood actress. She's also the name of
William Shakespeare's wife. So not only do you beat Brook
just for playing, you also win a ten dollars gift
card to Starbucks. Can you take a horse through the
drive through at Starbucks?

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Is that allowed?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Absolutely?

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
You get him a pop cop or you just gonna
like a whole sandwich at that point.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Do you have a single carrot?

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
It's gonna be a banana. There you go, So you
enjoy that. Thank you so much for playing Patience. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
I gotta say, like, I'm kind of bummed, but I'm
also like still amazed that you played on a horse.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
So this is one of the best games ever. We're
going to be back to do wind Brooks Bucks same
time tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning