May 17, 2024 • 8 mins
Can you identify if these are real endangered species, or completely made up?
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what time of year it is, right now,
Senior prank time, their pranks.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Brooke, look at.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
This flower closer.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My pants are not got you. There's no water in
the flower. A pants were not to begin with. So
I don't know. We don't have hr here.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It doesn't matter what we're there.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I bring up senior pranks though, because students at a
high school in Illinois just pulled a hilarious prank on
their principal, mister Robinson.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I love these.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
They got to get creative, and this group of students
did it by hiring a professional bagpiper to follow the
principle around campus for sixty minutes.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Just everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
He went down every hall, into every room, there was
the bagpiper. The students admitted the bagpiper was their plan
b we Originally they tried to hire a mayor Yachchi band.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Though, and that was out of their price range.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, okay, so they went with the loan bagpipe.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Can we be real? Is kind of fun?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, this is more annoying totally. So the bagpiper says
he's done a lot of funerals and weddings and birthdays
and stuff before This was his very first senior prank
and the students at the school loved it, and mister
Robinson was actually a really good sport about it. He
even praised the students for coming up with something that
was awesome, creative and non destructive so the custodians didn't
(01:33):
have to clean up that you.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Think about it in Scotland, this is a compliment. Yeah,
the principle.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, or he's about to die.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
As long as amazing grace doesn't come on the back,
you're good, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
So this was pretty solid.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We want to hear about other senior pranks too, because
I mean, on this show we love our pranks. So
text in seven eighty five night too, or hit up
our Instagram and drop a post there.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Tell us what you did for your senior prank.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, what are you good? Please?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Wholesome ones only?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, all right, I would give us it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Lines.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
We'll post this one up on our Insta stories at
Brook and Jeffrey so you can see the bagpiper. Now
we got to move on and get into the shot
collar question of the day with our own digital Jake.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Give it to us, Jake.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, when you hear the term endangered animal Brook immediately
knows it's probably gonna be more expensive on the menu. Yes,
but you know the average person is a little more
sensitive to that term.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Come on, because there's.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Literally hundreds of rare species right now at risk of
station and yeah, Brooke, you know, while I'm sure they
would pair nicely with a creamy peppercorn sauce, today we're
gonna put the cutlery down because it's National Endangered Species.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's all like, let's say that.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Because we're gonna help raise awareness by playing a special.
Is that a real endangered animal edition of.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Twenty assuming it's a taste test.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Sort of thing. I'm sorry, Jeffrey, we don't have the
budget for that. I'll tell you. We'll go around the
room and I'll give each of you the name of
a rare exotic critter and you have to tell if
it's a real endangeredu species or something I just made up. Interesting.
Let's start with the woman whose natural hair color is
on the verge of extinction itself.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't know why you say that.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Alexis your rare exotic creature? Is the blue footed booby
bird of the Galapagos? Is that a real endangered animal?
Or did I make that up.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Birds do have weird names, like I feel like they go.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I mean, Jeff's the experts.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
But I remember Jeff asked that story about how he
hates horses because he was on the Galoppose Islands and
one bucked him off.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Jeff, when he fell off the horse, did you see it?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Did I crush a whole bunch of blue footed movies?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Part of the problem.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'm not helping you with this.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Are those the only boobies you saw in high school?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Jeff?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's what we want to know.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
This is Alexis's question.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't want.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
The thunder.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm gonna say it's real, alex It says that's a
real endangered animal. The blue footed booby bird of the
Galapagos is animal. Here's a picture too. Their feet turned
blue from the nutrients the fresh fish they eat. Those
are cool, they're blue. Away with that picture. We're on
the brook. All right, Brook, You're rare exotic critter is
(04:24):
sparkle Muffin the Australian jumping spider. Sparkle Muffin's in quotes,
sparkle muff my name for it, the Australian jumping spider. Brook.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We just did a thing about Australian city and town
names that are really really bizarre.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I mean, Australian jumping spider sounds legit, but it also
sounds like they have so many of those. How could
they name just one the Australian jumping spider?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Like, that's where I'm hung up a little bit, Like
I feel like in Australia, they're spider's jumping all over
the place and you have to have lots of different
names for them. So I'm gonna say it's not real, Brook.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Says Sparkle Muff. My good friend, the Australian jumping spider
is not a real exotic species. He is real. Here's
a picture of him, my beloved friend. He got his
name because it's bizarre meeting ritual where he put his
third set of legs in the air and waves them
back and forth to attracts.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Did you do that too?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We're on to the next one. Away with that picture,
We're up to Jose. Jose, your exotic creature is the
famous samba slots of Brazil.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The world's slowest samba.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
For the listeners at home, I'm samba, not stop killing
but I'm a big slop guy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I love them, and I've never heard of it, so
I'm gonna say it's fake.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Jose said, the samba slots of Brazil is not real.
They are They are made up.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Did you do that just so you can dance?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, a little bit, Alexis, Please don't bring it up.
All right, Let's go over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your exotic
creature is the hairy screaming armadillos of the Andes Mountains. Geez,
is that a real critter? Or did I make that up? Terrifying?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
That's South America.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Right, you haven't been on your family vacation.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
To remember all my mountain. That's not a real species.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Jeffrey said, The hairy screaming armadillos of the Andes Mountains
are not real. That is incorrect. They are real. Here's
a picture, and yes they do in fact scream or
squeal very loudly when threatened.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Similar to Jose, how did this not come up when
I went to Peru?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So Alexis and Jose are the only ones to make
it to the second round. Let's go back to Alexis.
Your critter is the disco ducts of Denmark, the grooving
Guardians of the Wetlands, the finger thing.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Hand in the Europeans love of their disco text. They
do that like Big Showcase every single year. What's that like?
Big music event in Europe? Eurovision?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
They on Netflix, right, I.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Don't think I've seen ducks in that. You don't have
me to say it's fake, Jake, Alexis says, the disco
ducks of Denmark are made up. They are made up,
all right, Jose, We're down to you. You get this
right and you win. You get it wrong, and Alexis wins.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I hope it's a dancing animal.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Your critter actually is the chortling chinchillas of Chile.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I do have a blanket that is made of fake really,
it may have been made in Chile.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Why would be made in Chili?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Because Chile are the best in the world. They could
compare to the real thing. They are real, Jose said,
the chillas of Chile are real. They are not real.
I'm so sorry, Jose. That means, Alexis, you've won animal
edition of plenty.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Of twenty now could work, Alexis, so you get to
choose who gets shocked today, and whoever it is is
going to be singing animals by Maroon five.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'm gonna give it to you all places of travel.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I brought my endangered animals out there. Baby. I'm preying
on you tonight. Hunt you downy.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You live just like animals. Your phone taps coming up
in just a few minutes.
You know what time of year it is, right now,
Senior prank time, their pranks.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Brooke, look at.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
This flower closer.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My pants are not got you. There's no water in
the flower. A pants were not to begin with. So
I don't know. We don't have hr here.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It doesn't matter what we're there.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I bring up senior pranks though, because students at a
high school in Illinois just pulled a hilarious prank on
their principal, mister Robinson.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I love these.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
They got to get creative, and this group of students
did it by hiring a professional bagpiper to follow the
principle around campus for sixty minutes.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Just everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
He went down every hall, into every room, there was
the bagpiper. The students admitted the bagpiper was their plan
b we Originally they tried to hire a mayor Yachchi band.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Though, and that was out of their price range.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, okay, so they went with the loan bagpipe.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Can we be real? Is kind of fun?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, this is more annoying totally. So the bagpiper says
he's done a lot of funerals and weddings and birthdays
and stuff before This was his very first senior prank
and the students at the school loved it, and mister
Robinson was actually a really good sport about it. He
even praised the students for coming up with something that
was awesome, creative and non destructive so the custodians didn't
(01:33):
have to clean up that you.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Think about it in Scotland, this is a compliment. Yeah,
the principle.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, or he's about to die.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
As long as amazing grace doesn't come on the back,
you're good, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
So this was pretty solid.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We want to hear about other senior pranks too, because
I mean, on this show we love our pranks. So
text in seven eighty five night too, or hit up
our Instagram and drop a post there.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Tell us what you did for your senior prank.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, what are you good? Please?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Wholesome ones only?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, all right, I would give us it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Lines.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
We'll post this one up on our Insta stories at
Brook and Jeffrey so you can see the bagpiper. Now
we got to move on and get into the shot
collar question of the day with our own digital Jake.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Give it to us, Jake.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, when you hear the term endangered animal Brook immediately
knows it's probably gonna be more expensive on the menu. Yes,
but you know the average person is a little more
sensitive to that term.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Come on, because there's.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Literally hundreds of rare species right now at risk of
station and yeah, Brooke, you know, while I'm sure they
would pair nicely with a creamy peppercorn sauce, today we're
gonna put the cutlery down because it's National Endangered Species.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's all like, let's say that.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Because we're gonna help raise awareness by playing a special.
Is that a real endangered animal edition of.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Twenty assuming it's a taste test.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Sort of thing. I'm sorry, Jeffrey, we don't have the
budget for that. I'll tell you. We'll go around the
room and I'll give each of you the name of
a rare exotic critter and you have to tell if
it's a real endangeredu species or something I just made up. Interesting.
Let's start with the woman whose natural hair color is
on the verge of extinction itself.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't know why you say that.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Alexis your rare exotic creature? Is the blue footed booby
bird of the Galapagos? Is that a real endangered animal?
Or did I make that up.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Birds do have weird names, like I feel like they go.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I mean, Jeff's the experts.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
But I remember Jeff asked that story about how he
hates horses because he was on the Galoppose Islands and
one bucked him off.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Jeff, when he fell off the horse, did you see it?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Did I crush a whole bunch of blue footed movies?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Part of the problem.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'm not helping you with this.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Are those the only boobies you saw in high school?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Jeff?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That's what we want to know.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
This is Alexis's question.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't want.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
The thunder.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm gonna say it's real, alex It says that's a
real endangered animal. The blue footed booby bird of the
Galapagos is animal. Here's a picture too. Their feet turned
blue from the nutrients the fresh fish they eat. Those
are cool, they're blue. Away with that picture. We're on
the brook. All right, Brook, You're rare exotic critter is
(04:24):
sparkle Muffin the Australian jumping spider. Sparkle Muffin's in quotes,
sparkle muff my name for it, the Australian jumping spider. Brook.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We just did a thing about Australian city and town
names that are really really bizarre.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I mean, Australian jumping spider sounds legit, but it also
sounds like they have so many of those. How could
they name just one the Australian jumping spider?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Like, that's where I'm hung up a little bit, Like
I feel like in Australia, they're spider's jumping all over
the place and you have to have lots of different
names for them. So I'm gonna say it's not real, Brook.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Says Sparkle Muff. My good friend, the Australian jumping spider
is not a real exotic species. He is real. Here's
a picture of him, my beloved friend. He got his
name because it's bizarre meeting ritual where he put his
third set of legs in the air and waves them
back and forth to attracts.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Did you do that too?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We're on to the next one. Away with that picture,
We're up to Jose. Jose, your exotic creature is the
famous samba slots of Brazil.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The world's slowest samba.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
For the listeners at home, I'm samba, not stop killing
but I'm a big slop guy.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I love them, and I've never heard of it, so
I'm gonna say it's fake.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Jose said, the samba slots of Brazil is not real.
They are They are made up.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Did you do that just so you can dance?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, a little bit, Alexis, Please don't bring it up.
All right, Let's go over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your exotic
creature is the hairy screaming armadillos of the Andes Mountains. Geez,
is that a real critter? Or did I make that up? Terrifying?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
That's South America.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Right, you haven't been on your family vacation.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
To remember all my mountain. That's not a real species.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Jeffrey said, The hairy screaming armadillos of the Andes Mountains
are not real. That is incorrect. They are real. Here's
a picture, and yes they do in fact scream or
squeal very loudly when threatened.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Similar to Jose, how did this not come up when
I went to Peru?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So Alexis and Jose are the only ones to make
it to the second round. Let's go back to Alexis.
Your critter is the disco ducts of Denmark, the grooving
Guardians of the Wetlands, the finger thing.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Hand in the Europeans love of their disco text. They
do that like Big Showcase every single year. What's that like?
Big music event in Europe? Eurovision?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
They on Netflix, right, I.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Don't think I've seen ducks in that. You don't have
me to say it's fake, Jake, Alexis says, the disco
ducks of Denmark are made up. They are made up,
all right, Jose, We're down to you. You get this
right and you win. You get it wrong, and Alexis wins.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I hope it's a dancing animal.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Your critter actually is the chortling chinchillas of Chile.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I do have a blanket that is made of fake really,
it may have been made in Chile.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Why would be made in Chili?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Because Chile are the best in the world. They could
compare to the real thing. They are real, Jose said,
the chillas of Chile are real. They are not real.
I'm so sorry, Jose. That means, Alexis, you've won animal
edition of plenty.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Of twenty now could work, Alexis, so you get to
choose who gets shocked today, and whoever it is is
going to be singing animals by Maroon five.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'm gonna give it to you all places of travel.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I brought my endangered animals out there. Baby. I'm preying
on you tonight. Hunt you downy.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You live just like animals. Your phone taps coming up
in just a few minutes.
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
The Nikki Glaser Podcast
Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.