October 4, 2021 • 14 mins
Maria del Carmen adopts her new superstar identity and life seems like a dream come true until she reads some letters in Gloria's “super-secret” diary.
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The Princess of South Beach is available in English and
(00:02):
in Spanish. This is the English episode Fantastica Sola Princess
South Beach, previously on the Princess of South Beach. Poor
(00:27):
little orphan Maria del Carmen has woken up in the
home of the model and influencer Gloria Calderon. That's me,
after the tragic accident that led to my death. Oh,
of course, no one knew we were identical twins, so
she's got everyone fooled. She met my boyfriend Raoul and
my parents, the richest couple in Florida, And just when
she thought this fairytale life was hers to keep, she
(00:50):
discovered a mysterious letter in my diary. That's said, Gloria,
if you're reading this letter, you need to know that
your whole life has been a lie a us mia.
What does this mean? Maybe I shouldn't be reading this,
or should I? Glodia, I know that Gladia. Doctor Nidalgo
(01:14):
wasn't century, But don't worry. I got doctor Constantina to
come and um, the doctor see, I just need a
few minutes. Okay, okay, but hurry up. You know how
he is? Yes, I know how he is. Of course
I do not the hell am I doing. There's no
way I can pull this off. I should just tell
the truth about who I really am. But then I'll
never find out how I ended up at that orphanage
(01:35):
slash convent or or what's in these letters? What should
I do? Why am I monologuing to myself? I'm already,
I'm good. Come in, Oh glory, Gloria, my little cookie
muffin pie. What are we gonna do with you? I'm
good morning, you know, sweetheart. Normally I don't do house calls,
(01:57):
but hey, those term work and charcoal colomb don't pay
for themselves. What No, alright, let's take a look. M no, no,
you look terriblazed, I mean, totally unscathed from the accident.
But we need to schedule you for a chemical peel.
(02:17):
Those pores are a travesty. Here come the chemical peel police,
gonna arrest you. I don't move now, listen, open up,
open up and say ah with me. Uh wait, it's weird.
I could have sworn you had your tonsils removed anyway.
How you've been feeling nausea, dizziness, temporary amnesia. You get
(02:40):
your period? Yeah, I definitely had that. Hey, what on
earth is going on with these ears? We have them
tucked back when you were like twelve. You look like
I don't know, dumbo. Um, I had an ear growth spurt. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know what that is. Anyway, something is not okay.
(03:01):
I don't know what's happening. I okay, doctor, I'm going
to tell you the truth. The truth the tea bringing on. Sister.
I am not Gloria. I don't even know who that is.
My name is Maria de Garman, and I grew up
in a convent not too far from here. I left
because I wanted to explore the world, and so I
came to South Beach and I was working as a
(03:22):
lifeguard when I suddenly saw a boat crash into a
huge rock, and I tried to save the driver. But
when I looked at the driver, it was me. Except
it wasn't me. It was my twin, which I didn't
even know I had, and I couldn't save her. And
when I came out of the water, everyone thought I
was Gloria. And now I'm here crying. Wait, delightful, Oh Gloria,
(04:01):
how do you come up with these things? I wondered,
what well, you've always loved those Taylor novellas. You had
a convent working as a lifeguard, No Twins classic. You
should write it up and send it to Hollywood. Oh
you know what, I would add an attractive doctor friend
(04:23):
who she tells all her secrets to. All right, sweetheart,
I'm gonna leave you to rest, but I expect to
see you in my office for that chemical peel asap,
cupiche Luisa. Gloria is doing okay, but we need to
(04:43):
take her recovery more seriously. With the amnesia and oh
the pores. No, this is serious. She needs more treatment.
Oh my god. Should we take it to the hospital hospital? No, no, no, no, no,
the spa. But like yesterday, m nice try little Cis.
(05:06):
It looks like you're stuck in a glamorous life for now. Meanwhile,
across town, A Stavan is enjoying a little time with
the boys. Just your retirement, mayor, thank you. I had
a good run, but now I'm looking forward to some rest.
(05:27):
Living under public scrutiny all the time is absolutely exhausting.
You know. Look, I'd imagine that owning all those yachts
and a private island and Dubai makes up for it.
Oh well, absolutely, yeah. Don't forget about all those gorgeous
ladies you met while doing your rounds across they met me.
(05:51):
I just stood there. What do you mean not sure?
The mayor is a happily married man. I have never
met anyone more faithful in my life. Well, yeah, if
you cross state lines, then it's no longer considered cheating. Yeah, no, no,
(06:12):
I think a lawyer friend told me that one lawyers. No,
you don't, but in all honesty, it's always a pleasure
to seize you. Mister Mayer. I wanted to ask, did
you manage to get that permit on those lands we
(06:32):
talked about? I tried, but nowadays getting anything done is
so impossible. Liberals stuff the armpit, hairy women, liberals, the
snowflake vegetarian. You know who they are. They don't let
us do anything. They're always crying about some endangered fish,
some little pumpkin that didn't get its nutrition, a clouded
(06:57):
Oh listen, what do you expect? These are the same
people who constantly undermine our Christian values. Agmen, exactly, Well,
I certainly do hope that the next mayor has what
it takes to go toe to toe with Alicia Mendouca.
I hear she's gunning from my spot. A liberal woman
(07:20):
mayor or followard what's next? Universal healthcare and gulags? This
is communism. Ah. Well, we're sad to see you go,
but but you know, cheers to your retirement. Scheers everyone,
I know that cheers. Saloo, that's fresh, that's fresh. Hey, oh,
(07:42):
step on, nacho. I hope to see you soon on
the golf course. Hey, maybe I'll have a couple of
lady friends you take along so we can all have
some good old fashioned fun. Yeah, bring about that. You
catch my drift? I hope you do. I was just
being very explicit. No, no, I remember that time on
(08:04):
that golf card. Do you remember that atter? Oh wow, yeah,
I barely remember that. Actually, all right, gentlemen, thank you
so much. Were you they? Hey, say say say hi
to your wife. I'm not seeing her tonight, But gentlemen,
it's great seeing you. Oh yeah. With him gone, we
(08:29):
have to make sure that we have the same close
relationship with the next mayor. I mean Alicia maindish Alicia
maindais no no, no, no no, that would be a disaster.
No no, no, stay one. Listen to me. What if
we make sure Alicia never wins? What do you mean? Yeah?
What if we could guarantee that the next mayor shares
(08:52):
one hundred percent of our agenda and we won't have
to wait on on his or her authorization for anything?
That would mean that would mean that we could skip
all that bureaucratic mumbo jumbo to get our hands on
those lands we want. But how would we even go
about finding someone like that? You're looking at him, m
(09:15):
you mean you? No, No is the one. No, You're
standing in front of a mirror. I mean you na? Nacho?
Do you think do you think the time has finally come?
You think I should run for Mayor's the one? I
can't imagine a better qualified candidate mayor? God that all
(09:43):
it has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Hmm?
Looks like Nacho and Poppy are having a little political epiphany.
Let's see how Maria del Garman is doing in her
SPA day ou out shoe bye. Wow, that feels incredible.
(10:08):
Dah this there's nothing a few mimoses and a time massage.
Cat face this, this is amazing. Two lobsters with lemon
her butter madam, I've always wanted to try lobster. What
are you talking about, Glaudia. You've been eating lobster since
you were three months old, right. What I meant was,
I've never tried lobster made by this chef at this
(10:31):
time after a massage on a Tuesday, Ah, gladle. You
know you always did have a refined palette, even as
a child. What um, what else do you remember from
my childhood? It was the best time, before the paparazzi,
before the scandals. Before you were such a happy little girl,
(10:58):
and we made sure you had everything you could possibly want. Dresses, toys, parties.
Oh remember how much you loved writing your pony. Jesus,
I had a pony. You know. It took a long
time for your father and me to have you. It
wasn't easy. I always wanted a big family full of children,
(11:19):
but having you was more than enough. You are the
best thing that's ever happened to me, Gloria. I never
thought i'd hear you say that, mom. See see what
a nice little moment. The orphan who finally receives the
(11:41):
love of a caring mother. Blah blah blah. But nobody
stops to think about me and my feelings. Do you
know how hard it is to watch them eat lobster
and get massages after the whole dying thing. My back
is killing me. Good afternoon, Senorita. Gloria, you look relaxed.
(12:12):
How was the spy incredible? Lest They gave me a
massage where a woman walked on my back and then
we ate lobster and my mom told me about the ponies?
Do we still have those? No? No, there was an incident.
Oh anyway, I'm very glad you had a good time. Boy. No,
I'll leave you so you can get some rest. I
(12:32):
cleaned up your room and left your diary on your bed, right,
the diary with the letters hios, please be a normal
letter in a normal diary filled with normal things. Dear Gloria,
I hope you're doing well and are still receiving my letters.
I can't even imagine how many have failed to reach
(12:54):
your hands. But if you're reading this, then you need
to know that your entire life has been a Why what, Gloria.
I know this is hard to believe, but the people
who raised you are murderers. You're not a calderon. You're
my daughter. Oh come on, sorry, Little Ciss looks like
(13:16):
your fairytale life only lasted one day. If you're enjoying
Princess of South Beach, please subscribe, rate, and review our
show wherever you're listening. The Princess of South Beach is
a production of Ihearts, Michael Tura Podcast Network and Sonoro,
(13:38):
created and directed by Jasmine Romero, Written by Jasmine Romero
and Joanna Houseman with help from Danielaskis, Monisa, Henri and Christian.
Produced by Luis Executive produced by Connal Byrne and Gazelle
Bances for iHeart by Joanna Houseman, and by Jasmine Romero
and Joshua Weinstein for Sonaro. Performances in this episode by
(14:00):
Rachel Zegler, Gina Torres, Paco Loosano, Raulas Barza, Danny Pino,
x Mayo, and Rick Zie. Our production manager is Guerenzachaiis.
Recording and engineering by Emiliano Quintanar, with sound designed by
eduin Irigoyen, Cassandra Tinajo, Andres Bayena, Diego, Melina and Andres Coronaldo.
(14:20):
Assistant sound designed by Eric Sinteno, Casting in coordination by
Andres Chaitis. Folly by Samantha Gonzalez fam Our theme song
and original music by Rodrigo Garcia Roles and Charlie Hernandez
The Princess of South Beach is available in English and
(00:02):
in Spanish. This is the English episode Fantastica Sola Princess
South Beach, previously on the Princess of South Beach. Poor
(00:27):
little orphan Maria del Carmen has woken up in the
home of the model and influencer Gloria Calderon. That's me,
after the tragic accident that led to my death. Oh,
of course, no one knew we were identical twins, so
she's got everyone fooled. She met my boyfriend Raoul and
my parents, the richest couple in Florida, And just when
she thought this fairytale life was hers to keep, she
(00:50):
discovered a mysterious letter in my diary. That's said, Gloria,
if you're reading this letter, you need to know that
your whole life has been a lie a us mia.
What does this mean? Maybe I shouldn't be reading this,
or should I? Glodia, I know that Gladia. Doctor Nidalgo
(01:14):
wasn't century, But don't worry. I got doctor Constantina to
come and um, the doctor see, I just need a
few minutes. Okay, okay, but hurry up. You know how
he is? Yes, I know how he is. Of course
I do not the hell am I doing. There's no
way I can pull this off. I should just tell
the truth about who I really am. But then I'll
never find out how I ended up at that orphanage
(01:35):
slash convent or or what's in these letters? What should
I do? Why am I monologuing to myself? I'm already,
I'm good. Come in, Oh glory, Gloria, my little cookie
muffin pie. What are we gonna do with you? I'm
good morning, you know, sweetheart. Normally I don't do house calls,
(01:57):
but hey, those term work and charcoal colomb don't pay
for themselves. What No, alright, let's take a look. M no, no,
you look terriblazed, I mean, totally unscathed from the accident.
But we need to schedule you for a chemical peel.
(02:17):
Those pores are a travesty. Here come the chemical peel police,
gonna arrest you. I don't move now, listen, open up,
open up and say ah with me. Uh wait, it's weird.
I could have sworn you had your tonsils removed anyway.
How you've been feeling nausea, dizziness, temporary amnesia. You get
(02:40):
your period? Yeah, I definitely had that. Hey, what on
earth is going on with these ears? We have them
tucked back when you were like twelve. You look like
I don't know, dumbo. Um, I had an ear growth spurt. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know what that is. Anyway, something is not okay.
(03:01):
I don't know what's happening. I okay, doctor, I'm going
to tell you the truth. The truth the tea bringing on. Sister.
I am not Gloria. I don't even know who that is.
My name is Maria de Garman, and I grew up
in a convent not too far from here. I left
because I wanted to explore the world, and so I
came to South Beach and I was working as a
(03:22):
lifeguard when I suddenly saw a boat crash into a
huge rock, and I tried to save the driver. But
when I looked at the driver, it was me. Except
it wasn't me. It was my twin, which I didn't
even know I had, and I couldn't save her. And
when I came out of the water, everyone thought I
was Gloria. And now I'm here crying. Wait, delightful, Oh Gloria,
(04:01):
how do you come up with these things? I wondered,
what well, you've always loved those Taylor novellas. You had
a convent working as a lifeguard, No Twins classic. You
should write it up and send it to Hollywood. Oh
you know what, I would add an attractive doctor friend
(04:23):
who she tells all her secrets to. All right, sweetheart,
I'm gonna leave you to rest, but I expect to
see you in my office for that chemical peel asap,
cupiche Luisa. Gloria is doing okay, but we need to
(04:43):
take her recovery more seriously. With the amnesia and oh
the pores. No, this is serious. She needs more treatment.
Oh my god. Should we take it to the hospital hospital? No, no, no, no, no,
the spa. But like yesterday, m nice try little Cis.
(05:06):
It looks like you're stuck in a glamorous life for now. Meanwhile,
across town, A Stavan is enjoying a little time with
the boys. Just your retirement, mayor, thank you. I had
a good run, but now I'm looking forward to some rest.
(05:27):
Living under public scrutiny all the time is absolutely exhausting.
You know. Look, I'd imagine that owning all those yachts
and a private island and Dubai makes up for it.
Oh well, absolutely, yeah. Don't forget about all those gorgeous
ladies you met while doing your rounds across they met me.
(05:51):
I just stood there. What do you mean not sure?
The mayor is a happily married man. I have never
met anyone more faithful in my life. Well, yeah, if
you cross state lines, then it's no longer considered cheating. Yeah, no, no,
(06:12):
I think a lawyer friend told me that one lawyers. No,
you don't, but in all honesty, it's always a pleasure
to seize you. Mister Mayer. I wanted to ask, did
you manage to get that permit on those lands we
(06:32):
talked about? I tried, but nowadays getting anything done is
so impossible. Liberals stuff the armpit, hairy women, liberals, the
snowflake vegetarian. You know who they are. They don't let
us do anything. They're always crying about some endangered fish,
some little pumpkin that didn't get its nutrition, a clouded
(06:57):
Oh listen, what do you expect? These are the same
people who constantly undermine our Christian values. Agmen, exactly, Well,
I certainly do hope that the next mayor has what
it takes to go toe to toe with Alicia Mendouca.
I hear she's gunning from my spot. A liberal woman
(07:20):
mayor or followard what's next? Universal healthcare and gulags? This
is communism. Ah. Well, we're sad to see you go,
but but you know, cheers to your retirement. Scheers everyone,
I know that cheers. Saloo, that's fresh, that's fresh. Hey, oh,
(07:42):
step on, nacho. I hope to see you soon on
the golf course. Hey, maybe I'll have a couple of
lady friends you take along so we can all have
some good old fashioned fun. Yeah, bring about that. You
catch my drift? I hope you do. I was just
being very explicit. No, no, I remember that time on
(08:04):
that golf card. Do you remember that atter? Oh wow, yeah,
I barely remember that. Actually, all right, gentlemen, thank you
so much. Were you they? Hey, say say say hi
to your wife. I'm not seeing her tonight, But gentlemen,
it's great seeing you. Oh yeah. With him gone, we
(08:29):
have to make sure that we have the same close
relationship with the next mayor. I mean Alicia maindish Alicia
maindais no no, no, no no, that would be a disaster.
No no, no, stay one. Listen to me. What if
we make sure Alicia never wins? What do you mean? Yeah?
What if we could guarantee that the next mayor shares
(08:52):
one hundred percent of our agenda and we won't have
to wait on on his or her authorization for anything?
That would mean that would mean that we could skip
all that bureaucratic mumbo jumbo to get our hands on
those lands we want. But how would we even go
about finding someone like that? You're looking at him, m
(09:15):
you mean you? No, No is the one. No, You're
standing in front of a mirror. I mean you na? Nacho?
Do you think do you think the time has finally come?
You think I should run for Mayor's the one? I
can't imagine a better qualified candidate mayor? God that all
(09:43):
it has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Hmm?
Looks like Nacho and Poppy are having a little political epiphany.
Let's see how Maria del Garman is doing in her
SPA day ou out shoe bye. Wow, that feels incredible.
(10:08):
Dah this there's nothing a few mimoses and a time massage.
Cat face this, this is amazing. Two lobsters with lemon
her butter madam, I've always wanted to try lobster. What
are you talking about, Glaudia. You've been eating lobster since
you were three months old, right. What I meant was,
I've never tried lobster made by this chef at this
(10:31):
time after a massage on a Tuesday, Ah, gladle. You
know you always did have a refined palette, even as
a child. What um, what else do you remember from
my childhood? It was the best time, before the paparazzi,
before the scandals. Before you were such a happy little girl,
(10:58):
and we made sure you had everything you could possibly want. Dresses, toys, parties.
Oh remember how much you loved writing your pony. Jesus,
I had a pony. You know. It took a long
time for your father and me to have you. It
wasn't easy. I always wanted a big family full of children,
(11:19):
but having you was more than enough. You are the
best thing that's ever happened to me, Gloria. I never
thought i'd hear you say that, mom. See see what
a nice little moment. The orphan who finally receives the
(11:41):
love of a caring mother. Blah blah blah. But nobody
stops to think about me and my feelings. Do you
know how hard it is to watch them eat lobster
and get massages after the whole dying thing. My back
is killing me. Good afternoon, Senorita. Gloria, you look relaxed.
(12:12):
How was the spy incredible? Lest They gave me a
massage where a woman walked on my back and then
we ate lobster and my mom told me about the ponies?
Do we still have those? No? No, there was an incident.
Oh anyway, I'm very glad you had a good time. Boy. No,
I'll leave you so you can get some rest. I
(12:32):
cleaned up your room and left your diary on your bed, right,
the diary with the letters hios, please be a normal
letter in a normal diary filled with normal things. Dear Gloria,
I hope you're doing well and are still receiving my letters.
I can't even imagine how many have failed to reach
(12:54):
your hands. But if you're reading this, then you need
to know that your entire life has been a Why what, Gloria.
I know this is hard to believe, but the people
who raised you are murderers. You're not a calderon. You're
my daughter. Oh come on, sorry, Little Ciss looks like
(13:16):
your fairytale life only lasted one day. If you're enjoying
Princess of South Beach, please subscribe, rate, and review our
show wherever you're listening. The Princess of South Beach is
a production of Ihearts, Michael Tura Podcast Network and Sonoro,
(13:38):
created and directed by Jasmine Romero, Written by Jasmine Romero
and Joanna Houseman with help from Danielaskis, Monisa, Henri and Christian.
Produced by Luis Executive produced by Connal Byrne and Gazelle
Bances for iHeart by Joanna Houseman, and by Jasmine Romero
and Joshua Weinstein for Sonaro. Performances in this episode by
(14:00):
Rachel Zegler, Gina Torres, Paco Loosano, Raulas Barza, Danny Pino,
x Mayo, and Rick Zie. Our production manager is Guerenzachaiis.
Recording and engineering by Emiliano Quintanar, with sound designed by
eduin Irigoyen, Cassandra Tinajo, Andres Bayena, Diego, Melina and Andres Coronaldo.
(14:20):
Assistant sound designed by Eric Sinteno, Casting in coordination by
Andres Chaitis. Folly by Samantha Gonzalez fam Our theme song
and original music by Rodrigo Garcia Roles and Charlie Hernandez
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