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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My period makes you have what it takes to battle
show biz. Shelley in The show Biz Showdown.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
She like these people that put their head in a
crocodile's mouth, like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
One slip? One slip, It's over. You're like, why why
are we doing that? We don't need to do that, Shelley.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
No, stop doing that, Shelley, Yeah, I really need to
stop that. Yeah. Do you believe that you can raise
her the Wild Animal Show? No, I do not.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I feel like I'm a pretty coo communicator, but with
an animal, I just I need you to be able
to say words back to me, Like that's where I'm
My daughter's almost there, and I'm like, yes, okay, oh no, no, yeah,
what she wished for?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Shelley was a good kid, though she
doesn't have karma. Yeah, like, wow, you know what I'm saying.
They arrive real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah. Yeah, I've heard she either either I'm her favorite
or she wants to hang up on me. It's one
of the other. But she loves pushing around button man.
She loves that's a first stance sance. It's so funny.
She'll call me and I just see her little face
and then she gets and then she tries to push
the red button.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm like, why'd you call me?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Hang on?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Kid's talking is great because they could they could say
what's wrong and communicate back, but they just don't stop.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And that's too honest. Yeah, way too honest.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hi Mary Beth, good morning, Good morning. How you doing.
Welcome to the show. Do you believe you could reason
with the wild animal? Mary Beth?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh, heck no, okay, I think you could. I can
already tell from your voice. She probably could tell us
about you. By the way, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Thank you. I'm one of your loyal thirteen.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I have an eight year old in second grade and
we have one more week of school left.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And what is your eight year old's name?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Mia?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, hi, and thanks for listening to someone just texted
and I need to shout out at fifteen thirty seven,
you ain't getting that. You ain't getting that, not gonnada um.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Or not so, Mary Beth.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Four hundred bucks is to price Shelley's record our Pop
Culture Expert eight eighty five and fifty eight, and she's
won five straight.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Let's go guys, could you get me?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Good luck?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Thank you too?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
All right, with all due respects, Shelley, get the hell out.
Question number one for you? Mary Beth Hailey Bieber says
her biggest pregnancy craving is egg salad on a pickle
with hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm here for that. True.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Is somebody from Manny's make me that at Manny's. I'll
go eat it right now? True or false? Alec Baldwin
is Hailey's father.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
True.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Sophie Turner said she hit her first pregnancy from her
estranged husband for over a week.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Who is she married to?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Joe Jonas?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Which late comedian known for Full House and America's Funniest
Home Videos has a birthday today?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Baba.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
David Copperfield has been accused of sexual misconduct by at
least seventeen different women. What is David Copperfield known for besides.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That he's a magician?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And which actor will be reprising his role and Happy
Gil for a sequel on Netflix?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Adam Sandler.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's a four. That's an excellent score. Let's see how
this goes. I think Shelley might get a five, but
we'll see.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
How did she do? She got a four. Okay, good score? Right? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Haley Bieber says her biggest pregnancy craving is egg salad
on a pickle with hot sauce. True or false. Alec
Baldwin is Hailey's father. That's false. That is for Stephen
is her father. Sophie Turner said that she hit her
first pregnancy from her estranged husband for over a week.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Who is she married to Joe Jonas? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Which Lake comedian known for Full House in America's Funniest
hon videos has a birthday today?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Bob Second. Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
David Copperfield has been accused of sexual misconduct by at
least seventeen different women. What is David Copperfield known for.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Magic? Yeah, being a magician.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And which actor will be reprising his role in Happy
Gilmore for a sequel on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler. That's a five.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's a win. Mary Beth, you did a great job.
But you have to say, my name is Mary. I
got showed up on the showdown. You know the rest.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
My name is Mary Best. I got showed up on
the showdown, And I can't hang with a gorilla.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That was good. That was good, Mary Beth, you can't
hang with Scottie.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Chef Mary Beth good reason with a gorilla.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
He was in jail for like five minutes. They did
put him in an orange stuit. But he's out, I guess,
on his way to play golf now, I.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Got your right. Yeah, it's like new tea time is
a little later or something.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Sure it get it all straightened down. They're charging him
with like everything, so let's see how that goes. But
watch him. Watch him. He's either gonna go out and
go off of three thousand like I would, or he's
gonna golf.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like a four.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Right, Yeah, he's gonna hit it from one. It's going
to go in the whole on eighteen. He gets on one,
it's over.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I really hope Netflix was filming for whatever. Oh yeah,
oh my gosh, wearing all this yeah, full swing.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, Mary Beth, have a great weekend. Hang on one second.
Thank you, and thank you so much for listening. All right, Shells,
I want you to have a great weekend. To four
point fifty on Monday, six straight win number eight eighty
six on our way to one thousand winds.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The math works on like how many actual shows we
have left this year, but I think you could probably
get I think you can get to a thousand by
the end of the year.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't do math. I don't know, but I still
see you.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, but we're on the road to one thousand. Everybody,
have a great weekend. Shells Okay, you see We'll see
you Monday.
My period makes you have what it takes to battle
show biz. Shelley in The show Biz Showdown.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
She like these people that put their head in a
crocodile's mouth, like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
One slip? One slip, It's over. You're like, why why
are we doing that? We don't need to do that, Shelley.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
No, stop doing that, Shelley, Yeah, I really need to
stop that. Yeah. Do you believe that you can raise
her the Wild Animal Show? No, I do not.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I feel like I'm a pretty coo communicator, but with
an animal, I just I need you to be able
to say words back to me, Like that's where I'm
My daughter's almost there, and I'm like, yes, okay, oh no, no, yeah,
what she wished for?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Shelley was a good kid, though she
doesn't have karma. Yeah, like, wow, you know what I'm saying.
They arrive real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah. Yeah, I've heard she either either I'm her favorite
or she wants to hang up on me. It's one
of the other. But she loves pushing around button man.
She loves that's a first stance sance. It's so funny.
She'll call me and I just see her little face
and then she gets and then she tries to push
the red button.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm like, why'd you call me?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Hang on?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Kid's talking is great because they could they could say
what's wrong and communicate back, but they just don't stop.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And that's too honest. Yeah, way too honest.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hi Mary Beth, good morning, Good morning. How you doing.
Welcome to the show. Do you believe you could reason
with the wild animal? Mary Beth?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh, heck no, okay, I think you could. I can
already tell from your voice. She probably could tell us
about you. By the way, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Thank you. I'm one of your loyal thirteen.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I have an eight year old in second grade and
we have one more week of school left.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And what is your eight year old's name?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Mia?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, hi, and thanks for listening to someone just texted
and I need to shout out at fifteen thirty seven,
you ain't getting that. You ain't getting that, not gonnada um.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Or not so, Mary Beth.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Four hundred bucks is to price Shelley's record our Pop
Culture Expert eight eighty five and fifty eight, and she's
won five straight.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Let's go guys, could you get me?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Good luck?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Thank you too?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
All right, with all due respects, Shelley, get the hell out.
Question number one for you? Mary Beth Hailey Bieber says
her biggest pregnancy craving is egg salad on a pickle
with hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm here for that. True.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Is somebody from Manny's make me that at Manny's. I'll
go eat it right now? True or false? Alec Baldwin
is Hailey's father.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
True.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Sophie Turner said she hit her first pregnancy from her
estranged husband for over a week.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Who is she married to?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Joe Jonas?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Which late comedian known for Full House and America's Funniest
Home Videos has a birthday today?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Baba.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
David Copperfield has been accused of sexual misconduct by at
least seventeen different women. What is David Copperfield known for besides.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That he's a magician?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And which actor will be reprising his role and Happy
Gil for a sequel on Netflix?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Adam Sandler.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's a four. That's an excellent score. Let's see how
this goes. I think Shelley might get a five, but
we'll see.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
How did she do? She got a four. Okay, good score? Right? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Haley Bieber says her biggest pregnancy craving is egg salad
on a pickle with hot sauce. True or false. Alec
Baldwin is Hailey's father. That's false. That is for Stephen
is her father. Sophie Turner said that she hit her
first pregnancy from her estranged husband for over a week.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Who is she married to Joe Jonas? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Which Lake comedian known for Full House in America's Funniest
hon videos has a birthday today?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Bob Second. Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
David Copperfield has been accused of sexual misconduct by at
least seventeen different women. What is David Copperfield known for.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Magic? Yeah, being a magician.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And which actor will be reprising his role in Happy
Gilmore for a sequel on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler. That's a five.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's a win. Mary Beth, you did a great job.
But you have to say, my name is Mary. I
got showed up on the showdown. You know the rest.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
My name is Mary Best. I got showed up on
the showdown, And I can't hang with a gorilla.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
That was good. That was good, Mary Beth, you can't
hang with Scottie.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Chef Mary Beth good reason with a gorilla.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
He was in jail for like five minutes. They did
put him in an orange stuit. But he's out, I guess,
on his way to play golf now, I.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Got your right. Yeah, it's like new tea time is
a little later or something.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Sure it get it all straightened down. They're charging him
with like everything, so let's see how that goes. But
watch him. Watch him. He's either gonna go out and
go off of three thousand like I would, or he's
gonna golf.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like a four.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Right, Yeah, he's gonna hit it from one. It's going
to go in the whole on eighteen. He gets on one,
it's over.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I really hope Netflix was filming for whatever. Oh yeah,
oh my gosh, wearing all this yeah, full swing.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, Mary Beth, have a great weekend. Hang on one second.
Thank you, and thank you so much for listening. All right, Shells,
I want you to have a great weekend. To four
point fifty on Monday, six straight win number eight eighty
six on our way to one thousand winds.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The math works on like how many actual shows we
have left this year, but I think you could probably
get I think you can get to a thousand by
the end of the year.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't do math. I don't know, but I still
see you.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, but we're on the road to one thousand. Everybody,
have a great weekend. Shells Okay, you see We'll see
you Monday.
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