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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm looking at this New York Post article about the
anti This is a quote anti sex beds that have
arrived for the Paris Olympics this summer. There will be
no love making. Apparently they're promoting and this is not
a new thing. They don't want the athletes procreating for
some reason.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
They're usually cardboard, aren't they.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, well, these anti sex beds that have arrived. The
materials are small and aimed at deterring athletes from getting
kinky during the competition. The beds twin size means there's
no room for the competitors to slide up together. That
would not stop me whatsoever. No, I heard the four
don't they want the Olympics to continue, Like, yeah, let's
(00:42):
make future athletes.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Here, let's pro create guys. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
But basically they're just these tiny little cardboard beds.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That is not going to stop me.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, I mean when I see the Lithuanian track team,
I mean a little cardboard bed, it ain't gonna stop me.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. See that volleyball teams
and that's what I mean. They also, you know, condoms,
like what are we doing? The Swedish volleyball team comes
into my room.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, we are breaking cardboard bets.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We're gonna do it. That's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And the Brazilian volleyball team Kaitlan's whole home country.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
One tennis player told The Times of London at one
point that he had a debaucherous time at the nineteen
ninety two games in Barcelona, saying I got laid more
often in those two and a half weeks than the
rest of my life combined.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh my god, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Wow, all right, Well maybe I don't know, but like
where everyone's grown ups, right, like everyone's If you're grown
up and you're consenting, have at it, what are they
worried about? I mean, how is it any different than
the two weeks after the Olympics or the two weeks
before the Olympics?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Right right? Get it in.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
A cardboard bet, I mean, the only thing about a
cardboard bed that would be nice. You just throw the
whole thing away when you're done, start over with a
new one, you know what I mean. You don't have
to worry about watching anything or whatever it is to
have at it, you know, do what you gotta do
and then just crumple it up, you know, recycle obviously, recycle, yeah,
you know, and we care about the environment, you know,
just throw it away, get another one, start from scratch.
(02:19):
Maybe maybe they're onto something with that
I'm looking at this New York Post article about the
anti This is a quote anti sex beds that have
arrived for the Paris Olympics this summer. There will be
no love making. Apparently they're promoting and this is not
a new thing. They don't want the athletes procreating for
some reason.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
They're usually cardboard, aren't they.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, well, these anti sex beds that have arrived. The
materials are small and aimed at deterring athletes from getting
kinky during the competition. The beds twin size means there's
no room for the competitors to slide up together. That
would not stop me whatsoever. No, I heard the four
don't they want the Olympics to continue, Like, yeah, let's
(00:42):
make future athletes.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Here, let's pro create guys. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
But basically they're just these tiny little cardboard beds.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That is not going to stop me.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, I mean when I see the Lithuanian track team,
I mean a little cardboard bed, it ain't gonna stop me.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. See that volleyball teams
and that's what I mean. They also, you know, condoms,
like what are we doing? The Swedish volleyball team comes
into my room.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, we are breaking cardboard bets.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We're gonna do it. That's what's happening.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And the Brazilian volleyball team Kaitlan's whole home country.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
One tennis player told The Times of London at one
point that he had a debaucherous time at the nineteen
ninety two games in Barcelona, saying I got laid more
often in those two and a half weeks than the
rest of my life combined.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh my god, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Wow, all right, Well maybe I don't know, but like
where everyone's grown ups, right, like everyone's If you're grown
up and you're consenting, have at it, what are they
worried about? I mean, how is it any different than
the two weeks after the Olympics or the two weeks
before the Olympics?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Right right? Get it in.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
A cardboard bet, I mean, the only thing about a
cardboard bed that would be nice. You just throw the
whole thing away when you're done, start over with a
new one, you know what I mean. You don't have
to worry about watching anything or whatever it is to
have at it, you know, do what you gotta do
and then just crumple it up, you know, recycle obviously, recycle, yeah,
you know, and we care about the environment, you know,
just throw it away, get another one, start from scratch.
(02:19):
Maybe maybe they're onto something with that
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