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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we got a couple of things with the
tangents today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wow, we discussed it even we we kind of like
sort of have a plan, not really, but hit the intro.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Let's do the tangent. It's the tangent with the bread
show giving me all we couldn't talk about on air.
All right, so let's see. Oh so here is my contribution.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
How do we feel about Let's say that I know
a woman, not really well, I know a woman. There's
the top, and let's chat about it. I don't know
her so well. It's a casual, like just an acquaintance
kind of thing. But I believe that she has a boyfriend.
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It's I don't know a lot about it. I believe
that she has a boyfriend. Is there a world in
which I could say to this woman, I love it.
You're already laughing. You don't even know what I'm about
to say.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Sorry, I just let's say I know a woman, right.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Is there a world in which I can say to her, Hey, look,
I think you have a boyfriend, but like, if that
dude ever screws up, I'd like to be your first call.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Is there a way?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Is there a way to do that that looks boss
or no, is there no way to do that?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Honestly?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Like because of course you know me, Like it came
into my brain and then I'm like, well, I need
to think about this for a long time and then
I overthink it. But like what I can't decide is
is that a boss move or is that kind of
a desperate loser like fuck boy move?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I say, do it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I don't think it's desperate loser.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
No, I mean I should tell you not to say it,
but I think there is a swag you way to
say it. You have to, and I've had it said
to me, and I if it's done with swag, you're good.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Like how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Because I don't actually mean to disrespect her or her boyfriend,
but I don't know that guy.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Maybe he's a great guy, but like how do you Yeah,
I guess it is. I guess it is disrespectful to him.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It is to him. Yeah, But I mean do we mean?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yes, I love it. I think it's hot. Yeah, Like
wait that doesn't work out.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I'm right here for you, Like that's hot, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
But I could see it going a few different ways,
Like I could see like like how would you say
it like it would probably be in a DM form
or like some form of it would be like in
some it wouldn't probably be said in person.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Well you can't, you can't.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
That can be the first thing you say, like you
can't like open a conversation.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
But it's been a little bit of back and forth.
But it's it's very like I think it's boundary because
I do think there is a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, I mean, do you see this person often?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I've seen her a couple times since we met, but
like not so not like I didn't ask her how.
It wasn't a dat or I'd just run into her
and we follow each other on social media.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Okay, so you there's we don't know for sure if
you'll run into her and when it will be right.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No, and if I did, it would have to be
on purpose because because we met at a place where Yeah, yeah,
I'm trying to be as vague as possible here.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
That's fine, you'll have to tell me offline.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
But no, I think wait until you guys are talking
on Instagram then again, and then I think after a
few exchanges, you can you can slider right in there.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, Kiki, Oh you know I'll do it.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
However, you want to do a text message, DM, call her,
tell her the person in her face.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I love a man who likes to be like, you know, hey,
but I don't know where could he say it?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, so assertive. I think that's why I like it.
I don't know. Maybe I'm horny today.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I don't today, more horny than normals.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Will watch out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I just feel like there's a very good chance I
swing and miss on that. But and it's a very
good chance there's a good chance that it gets back
around that I did that. But at the same time,
I would own that. I'd be like, dude, she's fine
as hell. Like I said that, I absolutely.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
A miss because you're saying it, and it's like a
shot in the It's like something to keep in the
back of.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Hor the message either that you know, you get ignored
left on red or she's like, haha, you're a loser,
or you know what I mean. Like, I don't know,
Like if she's super in love with this guy, then
she gonna think I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But I have no way of knowing that.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Even if we're super in love and I'm just speaking
for me, I like to know that that you want
to like, I have an option, you know what I'm saying, So,
like I like to know that there's a couple in
the stash just in case Big ten mess up. Hey,
I'm good over here.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Because trust me, if a really hot woman like Kiki,
if you were to say to me, and I'm in
a relationship, a happy relationship, if you were to say
to me respectfully, like, hey, that girl ever screws up,
I'd love to know about it. Like it's hard not
to feel good about that. Like it's a little it's
like inside, I mean, you may feel a little icky
and that you're in a relationship and you're not thinking
about other people. But it's also sort of like this
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comes down to the classic thing where you're the If
you're the right guy, you can say anything. If you're
not the right guy, then you can't say anything, you
know what I mean. Like women will say all the time,
I wish guys would approach me. I wish guys were forward.
I wish guys would say certain things. I wish men
would ask me out. I've heard there's a million times,
but I've had great success and great failure doing the
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exact same things with a wide array of different people,
which only says to me, it works if you're the guy,
it works if they like you, it works if they're
interested in you. But you have no way of knowing
that until you do it, which is one of the
only things about being a man in a romantic sense
that I think is difficult. I think you guys have
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it way harder than we do in almost every way
women do. But I will say the thing where we're
supposed to know whether you would like it or not
and walk up to you and be like hey, or
slide in your DMS or like jump out there. And Caitlyn,
you and I have talked about this, and I think
you agree. I think women need to kind of handle
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that with care because it's not an easy thing to do.
And you say, most women I know who are single
or dating say they want men to be forward. So
you can't diss a guy who's forward and respectful just
because you don't like him, because I have no way
of knowing that.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Of course, unless I do it.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah, No, I think as long as the dude is respectful,
and you know, I don't think women should be blowing
up on dudes for shooting their shots.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Like I'll slide one time, like I'll shoot one time,
and if I either don't get a response or it's
a no, then we're done.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm not going to be what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
And I realized some guys get their feelings hurt, and shit,
you got to be willing to be rejected when you
or ignored when you do this. But I also think
on the flip side, I've heard women bag on guys.
You know, we got these Facebook groups and whatever else
he's got, And if you're not a scumbag, and you're
not being gross, and you're not being disrespectful, then it's
a simple no and leave it there, because if you
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don't do that, then you're going to condition men to
not do the thing that the right guy to do,
the thing that you want.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Him to do.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Yeah, I will say I didn't think I was attracted
to a dude who asked me out, but he took
the rejection so well that it was like so hot
to me, you know what I mean, Like he didn't
get weird or and our friendship or stop talking to me.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It was just like very like all right, cool.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Like I think if you're comfortable with like letting the
l's kind of sweetly. What is it like slide off
your back that I think there's a way to do it.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
No one likes rejection. No one likes rejection. But I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
And then you you just need to hope that she's
not messy and doesn't go to her boyfriend to tell him.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
And then you want to stord some ship, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Now, that's the only thing is that you know.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I wouldn't say I wouldn't bring that, and.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He wouldn't necessarily be wrong to be like, hey, fuck off.
But I don't know him. And he's not very well
advertised either. Okay, he's not front and center.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Uh, it's in big tim.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Can talk about it.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Just tell me right now.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
If bigs up, let's go, come on now, all right.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Good to know it's got too sagittary.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
I that's actually my relationship.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh is it?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Okay? Fire and fire?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So it basically it's a it's a maybe do it,
but like the timing is important and it can't necessarily
just be like a shot in the dark.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I don't think so. But Keiki's fine with that. So
you never know what this one.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
With this, I think this is no fail is fail proof.
All I'm doing and it's compliment you. You are so
fucking fine girl. If it doesn't work out, I'm here
and ready.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Is My thing is years ago, like years and a year.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Like when I was younger, I was I didn't want
to get told no, so I didn't ask the question.
I mean even into my twenties, like I just wouldn't
shoot my shot because like I just didn't want to.
I didn't want to hear the no, and it's and
then I would shoot my shot and I would get
yeses and I would get nos. But then I started
to like hear about some of the nos, like they
would circle their way back, like oh, Fred asked me out,
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I told him no, and I could hear it from
other people, and it's like, well, that's shitty because like
you said no, I said okay, and we moved on
and we're like the fact that you're bragging about the no,
it almost validates that I was worth a yes, because
why are you telling people that you said no?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You know what I mean. So then it kind of
scorned me to like.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Not that I'm famous or anything like that, but I
guess I have enough of a profile that like if
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I guess if you were.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
To say, Steve asked me out and I said no,
no one knows who the fuck Steve is, right, I
guess if you go Fred and somebody listens and like,
oh that guy, yeah, oh you told him?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
No, how you told him or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
But now I'm at the point where, like, if I
were to slide and this girl, as long as she
wasn't like icked by me, if she were to say no,
I'd still roll right back into where I know he'r
from and just continue my swag because like I tried
it and you said no, I tried it.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
I do think it makes it harder on you guys too,
that a lot of this is being done online now,
because I.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Really do hope that, like for me.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
It's obvious like if I'm into someone, like my body
language changes, like you should be able to know if
I'm down, you know what I mean. But it's hard
online you don't know, you have no idea.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But god, she's fine as fun.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh God, I can't.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure there's a boyfriend, and I
honestly don't want to, like.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
How do we know he's just a boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Because if you scrolled, No, if you scroll around enough,
there's some appearances, but it's not like, yeah, it's not
front and center. Now, I also know a lot of
hot women that don't. And I don't know that I
necessarily agree with this, but they don't. And if they're
sort of like I'm not going to say, in the
public eye, but if they're kind of I don't know, influencing,
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or if they have some kind of an image that
they're looking to, you know, portray, they don't put men
on their data, or they don't put men on their
social media because men unfollowed, people unfollow them, which I mean,
it's true.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I've done it. I've done it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I've followed somebody before only to find that they have
a boyfriend and then unfollowed them because I don't care
anymore about Yeah, So I know, I know, like I
know a married woman who does not. You'll never see
her husband on her social media. And it's not because
she doesn't love him, and it's not because she's unfaithful.
It's because she wants everybody to follow her and doesn't
want to turn people off with you know, with the
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image of a guy.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
So I'm never putting a dude front and center.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
She could be very much That's what I mean, though,
That's what I mean, Like, you could be very much
in love and nobody would know on your social media.
She could be very much in love and I and
it's just not present on there.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Right, I don't Yeah, I don't know. I don't see
the point of like doing that. Why do we need
we need to do that?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I think after a certain point, i'd want to, like
if we were married, I would want, I guess to
show up on there every now and again. I mean
because I because I am alive. I don't know, because
I exist something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
You can see in the stories close front, that's what
that's what that's for.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, I'll let you know. I'll let you know what
I what what happened. Please, we'll follow it.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
But but you said on your Brazilian trip that there
was a bit of a conversation starter.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, so I don't know why I'm always asking people
inappropriate questions. But like, I don't know why, but I
got on this kick and I'm not sure where I
first heard it, but I was asking everyone at the wedding.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It was my little I was doing a research project
actually study right, study. Yeah, I'm a scientist. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Yeah, I've always known that about you, right right, you
wear that white lab coat around, so I figured that's
what it.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, yeah, no, for sure. So and I have beakers
right next to me right here.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
But I was wondering about the Bunsen burner, like what
that's doing there?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
But anyway, yeah, no, So I was doing, you know,
one of my field research studies, and I asked everyone
at the wedding for the rest of your life, would
you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Cheese? Bye?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Okay, okay bye.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
So I was very upset with my findings because every
single woman said that they would give up oral sex.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That's because dudes aren't doing it right to them.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Every single dude said they'd give up cheese, except for
like maybe there were like one or two arrant ones.
And I was like, you guys, what the fuck are
we doing? Like this is very upsetting to me.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Men need to try harder at oral sex with women.
We as a gender need to try harder. Now, it's
a very complicated region. Okay, and one size does not
fit all, okay, And I'll be honest with you, it
can take a little while to figure out, you know,
some coming. Some people like it aggressive, some people like
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it very light, some people like certain things, some people
want hands with some people don't have. But the truth
of the matter is clearly your field research has indicated
that men are not as a gender, are not doing
a good enough job that women would rather have cheese.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I was so upset, and I fucking love cheese, but
oral sex, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I mean, I know, Oh my god, it's very upset.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
And I also felt back because I know a lot
of women are and some of the women I asked
are like uncomfortable, like they don't feel as comfortable just receiving.
So it's not even like the dudes not willing. I
think that there's like some hurdles you need to get over.
I mean, I don't know, they just feel like exposed
or whatever, you know. So I think that's also something
that we should stand on, you know, when we're running
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for office.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
But he was, no, this is part of my this
is part of my agenda. Yeah, is let's normalize and
let's let's make it illegal for men not to go
down on women. Than effectively, I also felt.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Bad for a long period of time that it if
it took.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Longer than I thought was like normal, you know, like
if it took a little while, I would feel really
bad that they were down there, you know what I mean,
because sometimes they could take longer. But I just was
really sad about my findings, and it's really all I
think about.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Wow, yeah, Wow, you really were out here doing God's
work with this research.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I didn't realize it was an expedition you were on
in Brazil. Yeah, I thought it was a wedding, but
you were actually you were you were standing on business.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
You were in the Amazon.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And then I thought that that that fun fact today
with the crocodile done was interesting. Thank you for discovering
that for us. So you were wondering a lot of
people were wondering how we know that? Thank you, Caitlin.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I'm not pregnant, am I?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
No? That certainly isn't certainly this bit of an infection,
but like not pregnant, So that's all that matters, right,
you know, what's what were we after? No pregnancy alias
little antibiotic?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, clear that up.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
But Jason and Key, what would you choose because you
love cheese so much that it'll make you up your
pants and you'll still eat it. And you love cheese,
you said off the air, and you didn't know.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
I mean, it's such a hard thing to give up.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I love both a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
That's why the question is so magical.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Cat Like, I just want to clarify. Is it is
it giving and receiving or no? I would say my
answer differs.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I would say receiving is what we're really out.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Then cheese. I don't get it anyway, so it doesn't
even matter.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You would pick cheese, You keep cheese, And what about you?
You have to pick one, cheese or oral sex? Which
one are you keeping?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
This is very hard for me.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You have you have to. But even if I said
I would give.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Up cheese, I would still sneak cheese.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Like sneak sex.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
If you what's harder to sneak You yourself.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Can't sneak cheese.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I would have to give up cheese.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cheese. That hurt your feelings. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I love cheese.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Right because I want to give it up for my
love of cows. But it's just I've tried and I
can't get off the stuff. I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I will say, though, in order for this to work,
it has to be delicious cheese and delicious oral sex,
because not oural sex is created equally. And I know
that you guys think that, and trust me, guys are
not as complicated. But I can tell you that there
is a big difference between an exceptional blowjob and a
not exceptional blowjob. There is such a thing as an
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exceptional blowjob and an average blow job, And there is
such a thing as a bad blow job.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
There is ask like what is it teeth or like?
Because for my field research, like what's a bad thing?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I would say, and you you can answer this too,
I would say teeth. I would say, kind of a
lack of intensity or effort.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
To like or like or like we're constantly like if
we're stopping, like.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
I feel like sometimes people like either like their mouth
gets tired or like whatever, so they stop, Like if
you're stopped, it's got to be a continuous motion of
some sort.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Like I also think, take a break, you got it.
You gotta want to be there, that's what the.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Same way, the same way I need to want to
be down there, You need to want to be there
And the other thing is I think that as a woman,
you have to remember what exactly you're simulating. You're simulating
your vagina, so like everything you're doing should be sort
of smooth and fluid, and you know what I mean. Like, yeah,
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and I think that I don't know why, but there
seems to be maybe some some disconnect as to like
what exactly the activity what we're doing. I don't I
don't know. I can just say that they're not all
created equally.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah, and neither are your balls, because you guys are
polarizing with your balls. Some want Tom touched, someone worked,
someone don't. Jason does never want his balls touch.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Don't ask me why I know that interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I knew that too. Don't ask me why I know.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
They're going to go away.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You guys are polarizing with them. Do you want them?
Speaker 5 (18:04):
You know?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
So I don't know. Yeah, you got to ask.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, yeah, well that was that's a fascinating experiment that
you did. Expedition. When will When will you be publishing
the paper on that, I don't know, Journal of.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Medicine, because there needs to be a change, like we're
talking about all the wrong ship like banning TikTok.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Every woman at this wedding is not getting good head.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Even getting that, That's what.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'm saying to you. That's what I'm saying to you.
That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
It's very upsetting to me.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's you know what that's on my agenda when I
run for president and I'm not running this term. I'm
going to wait a few years because it's such a
fucking disaster. But you can add that to the list
of things that we actually need to get to the bottom.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Up ticket prices, oral sex, yours.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You know, I mean, do you know, like this could
probably be a whole tangent topic in itself, and we
could actually maybe think about ahead of time for once,
But like, think about the list of things that we
could actually run on that would really change people's lives,
that would we would be winners. We would win. I
could be the mayor. I believe this. I said this
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to a city councilan the other day and he was
very offended. I believe that I could be the mayor
of Chicago. I believe. I believe that I could win. Like,
I actually think that I could get enough votes to
be the fucking mayor of Chicago, and not because not
because I want to, or because I deserve to, or
because I have any idea what I'm doing. I just
sing name recognition alone. You know, fourteen fifteen years in
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the media, people, it's the game of do you know
my name on the thing? And can I get people
to show up? That's the whole game.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Now. I wouldn't be able to do this job and
run for mayor.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
But if I could do both, fuck it, I win
because all I do is go on here and say, hey,
the thirteen people who like this show, please just go
vote for me, which is why you can't do both.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
This hardly anyone votes.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I also believe that I would run on a ticket
that would would encourage people to vote because we would
talk about the important issues, right like.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oral sex or.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Tickets to content, ticket prices, prices.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yes, I mean I want to get to the issues
that people actually give a fuck about, correct.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I mean? Crime? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, I mean yeah. But if people are getting more
oral sex, maybe there's less crime.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I tell you, what's a crime?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, a crime? A crime is eating a cheeseburger instead
of going down on your wife.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Keep them busy, keep them off the streets, keep them busy.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
You know you're here.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
If everybody were at home giving blood jobs and having
oral sex, they don't have time to be killing people.
They really don't, Kiki, I mean, how do you feel
about this?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I am ready to be your VP.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Maybe let's do it. Let's do it. We're going to
run together.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
You guys are going to have jobs in the administration obviously,
obviously Jason's chief of staff. Obviously, the only problem with
that is you got to do a lot of illegal shit,
and we're not gonna be able to follow the rules.
So Caitlin and Rufio can do all the illegal shiit.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
We make the rules though, like, well.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You're gonna have to look the other way on some things,
because in order to be really successful in politics in
this city, you have to be corrupt a spot. Oh yeah,
so we'll we'll let Rufio and Caitlyn handle and Paulina for.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Pay off anybody.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I got nothing to worry about, nothing to worry about,
and Jason can just be like, I don't know, I
don't know, go down on your wife, Okay, that would
be your Uh. We understand that there's been a payoff,
and hey, you know what, I don't know anything about that.
Mayor fred knows nothing about that. Why don't you go
home and go down on your wife instead of asking
me questions about things that are none of your business.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Eat.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Can you imagine a press conference with the flag in
the background and everything. Let's practice. Let's practice right now, oh,
Chief of staff Brown. Yes, yes, it's been Uh, it's
been speculated. I'm a I'm a Dick Seacrest from the
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Chicago Tribune. It's been speculated that Mayor fred Is is
taking a payoff from developers in the city in order
for them to get their high rises built.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Do you have any comment on that?
Speaker 6 (22:23):
You know, I don't really know anything about that. Doesn't
sound like something he would do. But you should really
go home and eat your wife's pussy.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
See perfect, that's exactly what you.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Didn't do that right when you were having I've never
done that.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
But don't make us gaze take over because I'm sure
we could do a better job than these straight dudes
out here.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I believe it. I believe it all right. Well, uh,
that was fantastic, guys, So you're here. If everyone enjoyed it,
there's the tang. Tell a friend or don't and we'll
do another one maybe maybe sometime soon. And listen to
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the radio in the morning, Well we can't hear. We
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iHeart app. Search for the Freend's Show Goodbye
All right, we got a couple of things with the
tangents today.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Wow, we discussed it even we we kind of like
sort of have a plan, not really, but hit the intro.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Let's do the tangent. It's the tangent with the bread
show giving me all we couldn't talk about on air.
All right, so let's see. Oh so here is my contribution.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
How do we feel about Let's say that I know
a woman, not really well, I know a woman. There's
the top, and let's chat about it. I don't know
her so well. It's a casual, like just an acquaintance
kind of thing. But I believe that she has a boyfriend.
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It's I don't know a lot about it. I believe
that she has a boyfriend. Is there a world in
which I could say to this woman, I love it.
You're already laughing. You don't even know what I'm about
to say.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Sorry, I just let's say I know a woman, right.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Is there a world in which I can say to her, Hey, look,
I think you have a boyfriend, but like, if that
dude ever screws up, I'd like to be your first call.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Is there a way?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Is there a way to do that that looks boss
or no, is there no way to do that?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Honestly?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Like because of course you know me, Like it came
into my brain and then I'm like, well, I need
to think about this for a long time and then
I overthink it. But like what I can't decide is
is that a boss move or is that kind of
a desperate loser like fuck boy move?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I say, do it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I don't think it's desperate loser.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
No, I mean I should tell you not to say it,
but I think there is a swag you way to
say it. You have to, and I've had it said
to me, and I if it's done with swag, you're good.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Like how do you do it?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Because I don't actually mean to disrespect her or her boyfriend,
but I don't know that guy.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Maybe he's a great guy, but like how do you Yeah,
I guess it is. I guess it is disrespectful to him.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It is to him. Yeah, But I mean do we mean?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yes, I love it. I think it's hot. Yeah, Like
wait that doesn't work out.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I'm right here for you, Like that's hot, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
But I could see it going a few different ways,
Like I could see like like how would you say
it like it would probably be in a DM form
or like some form of it would be like in
some it wouldn't probably be said in person.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Well you can't, you can't.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
That can be the first thing you say, like you
can't like open a conversation.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
But it's been a little bit of back and forth.
But it's it's very like I think it's boundary because
I do think there is a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, I mean, do you see this person often?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I've seen her a couple times since we met, but
like not so not like I didn't ask her how.
It wasn't a dat or I'd just run into her
and we follow each other on social media.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Okay, so you there's we don't know for sure if
you'll run into her and when it will be right.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
No, and if I did, it would have to be
on purpose because because we met at a place where Yeah, yeah,
I'm trying to be as vague as possible here.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
That's fine, you'll have to tell me offline.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
But no, I think wait until you guys are talking
on Instagram then again, and then I think after a
few exchanges, you can you can slider right in there.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, Kiki, Oh you know I'll do it.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
However, you want to do a text message, DM, call her,
tell her the person in her face.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I love a man who likes to be like, you know, hey,
but I don't know where could he say it?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, so assertive. I think that's why I like it.
I don't know. Maybe I'm horny today.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I don't today, more horny than normals.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Will watch out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I just feel like there's a very good chance I
swing and miss on that. But and it's a very
good chance there's a good chance that it gets back
around that I did that. But at the same time,
I would own that. I'd be like, dude, she's fine
as hell. Like I said that, I absolutely.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
A miss because you're saying it, and it's like a
shot in the It's like something to keep in the
back of.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Hor the message either that you know, you get ignored
left on red or she's like, haha, you're a loser,
or you know what I mean. Like, I don't know,
Like if she's super in love with this guy, then
she gonna think I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But I have no way of knowing that.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Even if we're super in love and I'm just speaking
for me, I like to know that that you want
to like, I have an option, you know what I'm saying, So,
like I like to know that there's a couple in
the stash just in case Big ten mess up. Hey,
I'm good over here.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Because trust me, if a really hot woman like Kiki,
if you were to say to me, and I'm in
a relationship, a happy relationship, if you were to say
to me respectfully, like, hey, that girl ever screws up,
I'd love to know about it. Like it's hard not
to feel good about that. Like it's a little it's
like inside, I mean, you may feel a little icky
and that you're in a relationship and you're not thinking
about other people. But it's also sort of like this
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comes down to the classic thing where you're the If
you're the right guy, you can say anything. If you're
not the right guy, then you can't say anything, you
know what I mean. Like women will say all the time,
I wish guys would approach me. I wish guys were forward.
I wish guys would say certain things. I wish men
would ask me out. I've heard there's a million times,
but I've had great success and great failure doing the
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exact same things with a wide array of different people,
which only says to me, it works if you're the guy,
it works if they like you, it works if they're
interested in you. But you have no way of knowing
that until you do it, which is one of the
only things about being a man in a romantic sense
that I think is difficult. I think you guys have
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it way harder than we do in almost every way
women do. But I will say the thing where we're
supposed to know whether you would like it or not
and walk up to you and be like hey, or
slide in your DMS or like jump out there. And Caitlyn,
you and I have talked about this, and I think
you agree. I think women need to kind of handle
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that with care because it's not an easy thing to do.
And you say, most women I know who are single
or dating say they want men to be forward. So
you can't diss a guy who's forward and respectful just
because you don't like him, because I have no way
of knowing that.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Of course, unless I do it.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah, No, I think as long as the dude is respectful,
and you know, I don't think women should be blowing
up on dudes for shooting their shots.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Like I'll slide one time, like I'll shoot one time,
and if I either don't get a response or it's
a no, then we're done.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm not going to be what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
And I realized some guys get their feelings hurt, and shit,
you got to be willing to be rejected when you
or ignored when you do this. But I also think
on the flip side, I've heard women bag on guys.
You know, we got these Facebook groups and whatever else
he's got, And if you're not a scumbag, and you're
not being gross, and you're not being disrespectful, then it's
a simple no and leave it there, because if you
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don't do that, then you're going to condition men to
not do the thing that the right guy to do,
the thing that you want.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Him to do.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Yeah, I will say I didn't think I was attracted
to a dude who asked me out, but he took
the rejection so well that it was like so hot
to me, you know what I mean, Like he didn't
get weird or and our friendship or stop talking to me.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It was just like very like all right, cool.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Like I think if you're comfortable with like letting the
l's kind of sweetly. What is it like slide off
your back that I think there's a way to do it.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
No one likes rejection. No one likes rejection. But I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
And then you you just need to hope that she's
not messy and doesn't go to her boyfriend to tell him.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
And then you want to stord some ship, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Now, that's the only thing is that you know.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I wouldn't say I wouldn't bring that, and.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He wouldn't necessarily be wrong to be like, hey, fuck off.
But I don't know him. And he's not very well
advertised either. Okay, he's not front and center.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Uh, it's in big tim.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Can talk about it.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Just tell me right now.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
If bigs up, let's go, come on now, all right.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Good to know it's got too sagittary.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
I that's actually my relationship.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh is it?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Okay? Fire and fire?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So it basically it's a it's a maybe do it,
but like the timing is important and it can't necessarily
just be like a shot in the dark.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I don't think so. But Keiki's fine with that. So
you never know what this one.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
With this, I think this is no fail is fail proof.
All I'm doing and it's compliment you. You are so
fucking fine girl. If it doesn't work out, I'm here
and ready.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Is My thing is years ago, like years and a year.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Like when I was younger, I was I didn't want
to get told no, so I didn't ask the question.
I mean even into my twenties, like I just wouldn't
shoot my shot because like I just didn't want to.
I didn't want to hear the no, and it's and
then I would shoot my shot and I would get
yeses and I would get nos. But then I started
to like hear about some of the nos, like they
would circle their way back, like oh, Fred asked me out,
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I told him no, and I could hear it from
other people, and it's like, well, that's shitty because like
you said no, I said okay, and we moved on
and we're like the fact that you're bragging about the no,
it almost validates that I was worth a yes, because
why are you telling people that you said no?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You know what I mean. So then it kind of
scorned me to like.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Not that I'm famous or anything like that, but I
guess I have enough of a profile that like if
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I guess if you were.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
To say, Steve asked me out and I said no,
no one knows who the fuck Steve is, right, I
guess if you go Fred and somebody listens and like,
oh that guy, yeah, oh you told him?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
No, how you told him or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
But now I'm at the point where, like, if I
were to slide and this girl, as long as she
wasn't like icked by me, if she were to say no,
I'd still roll right back into where I know he'r
from and just continue my swag because like I tried
it and you said no, I tried it.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
I do think it makes it harder on you guys too,
that a lot of this is being done online now,
because I.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Really do hope that, like for me.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
It's obvious like if I'm into someone, like my body
language changes, like you should be able to know if
I'm down, you know what I mean. But it's hard
online you don't know, you have no idea.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But god, she's fine as fun.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh God, I can't.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure there's a boyfriend, and I
honestly don't want to, like.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
How do we know he's just a boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Because if you scrolled, No, if you scroll around enough,
there's some appearances, but it's not like, yeah, it's not
front and center. Now, I also know a lot of
hot women that don't. And I don't know that I
necessarily agree with this, but they don't. And if they're
sort of like I'm not going to say, in the
public eye, but if they're kind of I don't know, influencing,
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or if they have some kind of an image that
they're looking to, you know, portray, they don't put men
on their data, or they don't put men on their
social media because men unfollowed, people unfollow them, which I mean,
it's true.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I've done it. I've done it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I've followed somebody before only to find that they have
a boyfriend and then unfollowed them because I don't care
anymore about Yeah, So I know, I know, like I
know a married woman who does not. You'll never see
her husband on her social media. And it's not because
she doesn't love him, and it's not because she's unfaithful.
It's because she wants everybody to follow her and doesn't
want to turn people off with you know, with the
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image of a guy.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
So I'm never putting a dude front and center.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
She could be very much That's what I mean, though,
That's what I mean, Like, you could be very much
in love and nobody would know on your social media.
She could be very much in love and I and
it's just not present on there.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Right, I don't Yeah, I don't know. I don't see
the point of like doing that. Why do we need
we need to do that?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I think after a certain point, i'd want to, like
if we were married, I would want, I guess to
show up on there every now and again. I mean
because I because I am alive. I don't know, because
I exist something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
You can see in the stories close front, that's what
that's what that's for.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well, I'll let you know. I'll let you know what
I what what happened. Please, we'll follow it.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
But but you said on your Brazilian trip that there
was a bit of a conversation starter.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, so I don't know why I'm always asking people
inappropriate questions. But like, I don't know why, but I
got on this kick and I'm not sure where I
first heard it, but I was asking everyone at the wedding.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It was my little I was doing a research project
actually study right, study. Yeah, I'm a scientist. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Yeah, I've always known that about you, right right, you
wear that white lab coat around, so I figured that's
what it.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, yeah, no, for sure. So and I have beakers
right next to me right here.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
But I was wondering about the Bunsen burner, like what
that's doing there?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
But anyway, yeah, no, So I was doing, you know,
one of my field research studies, and I asked everyone
at the wedding for the rest of your life, would
you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Cheese? Bye?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Okay, okay bye.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
So I was very upset with my findings because every
single woman said that they would give up oral sex.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That's because dudes aren't doing it right to them.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Every single dude said they'd give up cheese, except for
like maybe there were like one or two arrant ones.
And I was like, you guys, what the fuck are
we doing? Like this is very upsetting to me.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Men need to try harder at oral sex with women.
We as a gender need to try harder. Now, it's
a very complicated region. Okay, and one size does not
fit all, okay, And I'll be honest with you, it
can take a little while to figure out, you know,
some coming. Some people like it aggressive, some people like
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it very light, some people like certain things, some people
want hands with some people don't have. But the truth
of the matter is clearly your field research has indicated
that men are not as a gender, are not doing
a good enough job that women would rather have cheese.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I was so upset, and I fucking love cheese, but
oral sex, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I mean, I know, Oh my god, it's very upset.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
And I also felt back because I know a lot
of women are and some of the women I asked
are like uncomfortable, like they don't feel as comfortable just receiving.
So it's not even like the dudes not willing. I
think that there's like some hurdles you need to get over.
I mean, I don't know, they just feel like exposed
or whatever, you know. So I think that's also something
that we should stand on, you know, when we're running
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for office.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
But he was, no, this is part of my this
is part of my agenda. Yeah, is let's normalize and
let's let's make it illegal for men not to go
down on women. Than effectively, I also felt.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Bad for a long period of time that it if
it took.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Longer than I thought was like normal, you know, like
if it took a little while, I would feel really
bad that they were down there, you know what I mean,
because sometimes they could take longer. But I just was
really sad about my findings, and it's really all I
think about.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Wow, yeah, Wow, you really were out here doing God's
work with this research.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I didn't realize it was an expedition you were on
in Brazil. Yeah, I thought it was a wedding, but
you were actually you were you were standing on business.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
You were in the Amazon.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And then I thought that that that fun fact today
with the crocodile done was interesting. Thank you for discovering
that for us. So you were wondering a lot of
people were wondering how we know that? Thank you, Caitlin.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I'm not pregnant, am I?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
No? That certainly isn't certainly this bit of an infection,
but like not pregnant, So that's all that matters, right,
you know, what's what were we after? No pregnancy alias
little antibiotic?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, clear that up.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
But Jason and Key, what would you choose because you
love cheese so much that it'll make you up your
pants and you'll still eat it. And you love cheese,
you said off the air, and you didn't know.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
I mean, it's such a hard thing to give up.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I love both a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
That's why the question is so magical.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Cat Like, I just want to clarify. Is it is
it giving and receiving or no? I would say my
answer differs.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I would say receiving is what we're really out.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Then cheese. I don't get it anyway, so it doesn't
even matter.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You would pick cheese, You keep cheese, And what about you?
You have to pick one, cheese or oral sex? Which
one are you keeping?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
This is very hard for me.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
You have you have to. But even if I said
I would give.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Up cheese, I would still sneak cheese.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Like sneak sex.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
If you what's harder to sneak You yourself.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Can't sneak cheese.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I would have to give up cheese.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cheese. That hurt your feelings. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I love cheese.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Right because I want to give it up for my
love of cows. But it's just I've tried and I
can't get off the stuff. I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I will say, though, in order for this to work,
it has to be delicious cheese and delicious oral sex,
because not oural sex is created equally. And I know
that you guys think that, and trust me, guys are
not as complicated. But I can tell you that there
is a big difference between an exceptional blowjob and a
not exceptional blowjob. There is such a thing as an
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exceptional blowjob and an average blow job, And there is
such a thing as a bad blow job.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
There is ask like what is it teeth or like?
Because for my field research, like what's a bad thing?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I would say, and you you can answer this too,
I would say teeth. I would say, kind of a
lack of intensity or effort.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
To like or like or like we're constantly like if
we're stopping, like.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
I feel like sometimes people like either like their mouth
gets tired or like whatever, so they stop, Like if
you're stopped, it's got to be a continuous motion of
some sort.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Like I also think, take a break, you got it.
You gotta want to be there, that's what the.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Same way, the same way I need to want to
be down there, You need to want to be there
And the other thing is I think that as a woman,
you have to remember what exactly you're simulating. You're simulating
your vagina, so like everything you're doing should be sort
of smooth and fluid, and you know what I mean. Like, yeah,
(17:35):
and I think that I don't know why, but there
seems to be maybe some some disconnect as to like
what exactly the activity what we're doing. I don't I
don't know. I can just say that they're not all
created equally.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah, and neither are your balls, because you guys are
polarizing with your balls. Some want Tom touched, someone worked,
someone don't. Jason does never want his balls touch.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Don't ask me why I know that interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I knew that too. Don't ask me why I know.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
They're going to go away.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You guys are polarizing with them. Do you want them?
Speaker 5 (18:04):
You know?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
So I don't know. Yeah, you got to ask.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, yeah, well that was that's a fascinating experiment that
you did. Expedition. When will When will you be publishing
the paper on that, I don't know, Journal of.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Medicine, because there needs to be a change, like we're
talking about all the wrong ship like banning TikTok.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Every woman at this wedding is not getting good head.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Even getting that, That's what.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'm saying to you. That's what I'm saying to you.
That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
It's very upsetting to me.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's you know what that's on my agenda when I
run for president and I'm not running this term. I'm
going to wait a few years because it's such a
fucking disaster. But you can add that to the list
of things that we actually need to get to the bottom.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Up ticket prices, oral sex, yours.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You know, I mean, do you know, like this could
probably be a whole tangent topic in itself, and we
could actually maybe think about ahead of time for once,
But like, think about the list of things that we
could actually run on that would really change people's lives,
that would we would be winners. We would win. I
could be the mayor. I believe this. I said this
(19:12):
to a city councilan the other day and he was
very offended. I believe that I could be the mayor
of Chicago. I believe. I believe that I could win. Like,
I actually think that I could get enough votes to
be the fucking mayor of Chicago, and not because not
because I want to, or because I deserve to, or
because I have any idea what I'm doing. I just
sing name recognition alone. You know, fourteen fifteen years in
(19:34):
the media, people, it's the game of do you know
my name on the thing? And can I get people
to show up? That's the whole game.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Now. I wouldn't be able to do this job and
run for mayor.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
But if I could do both, fuck it, I win
because all I do is go on here and say, hey,
the thirteen people who like this show, please just go
vote for me, which is why you can't do both.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
This hardly anyone votes.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I also believe that I would run on a ticket
that would would encourage people to vote because we would
talk about the important issues, right like.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oral sex or.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Tickets to content, ticket prices, prices.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yes, I mean I want to get to the issues
that people actually give a fuck about, correct.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I mean? Crime? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yeah, I mean yeah. But if people are getting more
oral sex, maybe there's less crime.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I tell you, what's a crime?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, a crime? A crime is eating a cheeseburger instead
of going down on your wife.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Keep them busy, keep them off the streets, keep them busy.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
You know you're here.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
If everybody were at home giving blood jobs and having
oral sex, they don't have time to be killing people.
They really don't, Kiki, I mean, how do you feel
about this?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I am ready to be your VP.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Maybe let's do it. Let's do it. We're going to
run together.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
You guys are going to have jobs in the administration obviously,
obviously Jason's chief of staff. Obviously, the only problem with
that is you got to do a lot of illegal shit,
and we're not gonna be able to follow the rules.
So Caitlin and Rufio can do all the illegal shiit.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
We make the rules though, like, well.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You're gonna have to look the other way on some things,
because in order to be really successful in politics in
this city, you have to be corrupt a spot. Oh yeah,
so we'll we'll let Rufio and Caitlyn handle and Paulina for.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Pay off anybody.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I got nothing to worry about, nothing to worry about,
and Jason can just be like, I don't know, I
don't know, go down on your wife, Okay, that would
be your Uh. We understand that there's been a payoff,
and hey, you know what, I don't know anything about that.
Mayor fred knows nothing about that. Why don't you go
home and go down on your wife instead of asking
me questions about things that are none of your business.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Eat.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Can you imagine a press conference with the flag in
the background and everything. Let's practice. Let's practice right now, oh,
Chief of staff Brown. Yes, yes, it's been Uh, it's
been speculated. I'm a I'm a Dick Seacrest from the
(22:10):
Chicago Tribune. It's been speculated that Mayor fred Is is
taking a payoff from developers in the city in order
for them to get their high rises built.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Do you have any comment on that?
Speaker 6 (22:23):
You know, I don't really know anything about that. Doesn't
sound like something he would do. But you should really
go home and eat your wife's pussy.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
See perfect, that's exactly what you.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Didn't do that right when you were having I've never
done that.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
But don't make us gaze take over because I'm sure
we could do a better job than these straight dudes
out here.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I believe it. I believe it all right. Well, uh,
that was fantastic, guys, So you're here. If everyone enjoyed it,
there's the tang. Tell a friend or don't and we'll
do another one maybe maybe sometime soon. And listen to
the whole show on the iHeart app. For those of
you who may have stumbled upon this thinking this is
the show. No, we can't say each your pussy on
the radio in the morning, Well we can't hear. We
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