May 7, 2024 • 39 mins
On this episode of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast, we talk about the Lovers And Friends festiva lmakeing haters and enemies. Lizette thinks her son does't know what the word gooch means, Raven Symone is big mad, and more!
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On episode thirty seven of the MexicanGinger Podcast, we talked about Lovers and
Friends music festival being canceled, RavenSimone big mad and threatening all of her
social media followers, Lazette not thinkingher son knows what the word gooch means,
and a whole lot more all comingup next this podcast time It's the
Strawberry. And was that Mexican Gingerpodcast not suitable for a younger audience?
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That was supposed to be a burbthat sucks, It didn't come out.
That wasn't a burp. That wasmy voice. You're like, oh,
he said burp. Didn't we bothknow that this Lovers and Friends sounded too
good to be true? Weren't weboth skeptical that it wasn't gonna happen?
No? I didn't even think thelineup was that great. I really wanted
to go to this lineup, LikeI really wanted to go this one.
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Yeah, well, I think becauseI had already gone last year. Yeah,
so it was kind of already likebeen there, done that, And
the same weekend was supposed to beSoul Bloom here in Sacramento, and I
really wanted to see Sissam that gotcanceled real quick. That's why I didn't
care about going to Lovers and Friends, and you know, it's it's like
tickets are expensive. You have tobuy flights and pay for hotels and stuff.
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So this year for me was justlike, m I'll do the Sacramento
Festival. It's a little closer tohome, all right. I mean everybody,
everybody get to do anything. Jackson, Usher, Snoop Low Wayne.
How many times have we seen Snoop? I know? But too short?
Cameron. I really want to seeI want to see Cameron. There's a
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fat Joe. I want to seea million people. And when when we
were in Nashville, uh my,well, my fiance's cousin and his girlfriend
so whatever. So they're like,yo, we're going, we have tickets,
you guys should come, and I'mlike, yeah, I really do
like this lineup. And then sothey were convincing my fiance to go,
and she hasn't like going anywhere,so like, yeah, Levern's friends,
let's go, let's go, let'sgo. And then it got closer and
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we started looking at tickets like we'renot going to book a flight. Yeah,
And so when it got canceled,the first thing I did was to
Instagram. I want to see ifour cousin was out there. Sure enough,
they're out there. Yeah. ThenI did what a lot of people
do in the year twenty twenty four, go to TikTok. I went to
the comments. Oh, I wentto the Instagram comments for lovers and friends.
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Uh huh, I'm just gonna reada couple because they are hilarious.
This The first one I saw wasI hope Kendrick drops a disc for y'all
two. And then obviously people werecomplaining about like, yo, you kept
emailing us updates and updates and updates, and now we never this is how
you announced it, Like how longdid they know that it was gonna be
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windy? Well, do you likeyou had to have known for a while,
and may maybe they were just holdingon to like, you know,
maybe the weather will shift and wewon't have to cancel it. Yeah,
and they just held onto the veryvery last minute to decide we're gonna have
to cancel it. But I wishthey would have kept people informed, sure
if that's what they were thinking,Like, hey, just to let you
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know, we know the festivals ina week, there may be some weather
disturbances. We're gonna keep an eyeon things, but it's up in the
air right now or something. Youknow. I think people could have better
prepared for a cancelation had they knownit was even a thought. Here's some
more comments. Who do I sendmy machine receipt to for these fing outfits?
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Anybody else here for the comments?And I'm like, oh yeah,
I'm here for the comments. Somebodysaid, please tell your lovers and friends
that usher John and Luda can't doit again. Seriously. Uh me in
here for the comments. Somebody said, then people started rallying. Also,
this guy said, fuck that everyonethat came out for a concert, Let's
meet at the parking lot tomorrow witha speaker and have a great time.
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Somebody else said, class action lawsuitquestion mark, When I go outside tomorrow,
my lashes and wig better blow off. Yeah, because this isn't like
a concert in your city where everyonewho's going to this concert lives with then
like a two hour radius from whereyou're at, Like people flew in from
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everywhere to go to this festival destinationand it's Vegas. Everything's expensive. Your
flight's gonna be expensive. It's singleto my weekend. The hotel's expensive,
like, and they just were like, well, sorry, guys. Somebody
said, is t pain You're gonnabuy us a drink? That was kind
of funny. Somebody said, I'mliterally landing at the airport. Someone get
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jaw rule online one, which Ithink is a joh rule. I think
that's a joke. Remember when nineto eleven happened, like MTV and MTV
Dave sham made a joke about this. That's why I always remember it.
MTV like went to jaw Rule.They're like, we have jow rule on
the phone, like happened, Yeah, look it up. I think it
was on TRL. They're like,hey, it's a sad morning here in
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New York. You saw the attacks. We have jaw rule on the phone.
And then I remember watching that whenas a kid, like what And
then Dave Chappelle made this whole jokeabout it, like, who cares what
job rule, Let's call it jowrule. So I think that person was
making a jaw rule joke. Andthe perdent said, I can't imagine that
people getting off their flight and thisis the first thing they see when they
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turn off airplane mode. Yes,I so another radio person, Yeah,
was also posting that they were going, and I just so happened to.
Like the night before, they wereposting Instagram stories like the festivals tomorrow.
I have a six am flight.I haven't even packed at this point.
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It's like eleven o'clock at night.She's like, I'm laying on the couch
and my brain's telling me, hey, you need to get up and pack,
and my body's just not moving,Like I sure, I have to
hurry up and do it so thatI can make it to my flight,
so that I can make it toVegas, so I can go to the
festival. And when I saw itwas canceled, the first thing I did
was go to her page to belike, oh my god, let's see
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what happened. No, she wasthere, she made it her flight.
Yeah, and still WinCE because Idon't know why. Maybe she could have
opted to or I think she wasflying in on Friday and the festival was
Saturday, so she may have alreadybeen in Vegas when it got canceled.
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But I mean everyone made the mostof it, like there's of course,
it's Vegas, there's things to do. It's just was extra crowded and extra
pack it was so funny watching tiktoksand people are like on the strip or
in casinos or at hotels, andthey're like, they're like, you can
tell who came here for the festivalby their outfits because they're wearing festival outfits,
not like the strip. Let's goto Vegas outfits. Somebody else in
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the comment said, and this isthe Lovers and Friends Instagram comment. I
just when they made the announcement thatit was canceled, I want to write
the comment. Somebody said, fitt, let's climb the fences and do karaoke
on the stages, which sounds prettycool because the stages were all set up.
Yeah, somebody said, uh,what wind, I better see Dorothy
and Toto out my f and LVhotel windows. Mark's not that comment this
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one? Did. I not raiseyour hand if you got personally victimized by
Lovers and Friends, you know whatelse fucking sucked. I saw another TikTok
of a small business owner who wasone of the vendors, and she was
there and her tent had spent somuch money on food and like portable cooking
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things or whatever, and she wassetting up in her tent and had hundreds
and hundreds and hundreds of dollars offood and drinks. And she was just
like, I don't know what thefuck to do with all of this now,
Oh that sucks. We're here andI was supposed to, you know,
cook and sell and make all thismoney, and now I don't.
I can't sell this, and andI have this like whole setup. It's
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like going go set it up onthe street and make money. Like I'm
fucked. That does suck. That'swhat I feel bad for. This person
said, the severe wind better blowmy bass. This severe wind better blow
my ass all the way back toLA you're gonna say, blow my back
out. Somebody said let me diefrom wind while watching Backstreet Boys, dude,
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and then that it's not that bad. I don't know. Somebody said,
nah, this shit is haters andenemies to me now, not lovers
and friends. I saw a lotof like mixed comments about the wind from
people who lived in Vegas and there. Some people were like, it's not
going to be that bad, likethey're being so dramatic, and then other
people were like, our wind getspretty fucking gnarly out here. Sure in
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the desert where it's just flat.I smelled. I was very skeptical from
the beginning. Somebody said, somany thirty and over Filipinos are fist off
right now, Tangia tan Tangina.I don't know if there's any Filipino people
out there. That was a jokefor you. I guess I get it.
And I think the last one was, oh, yeah, where your
wristbands out tonight so we can standin solidarity. That was pretty Oh my
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god. Uh yeah, I knewit. I knew it was too good
to be true because when they firstmade the announcement, all these artists like,
wait, I'm not even I didn'tthink it was too good to be
true. I just thought, thisis not going to be the final lineup.
Yeah, people are gonna drop dropout, people are gonna get added
to fill in the spaces. Inever saw it coming that they were going
to cancel it. I just knewI'm not I'm not gonna lie. I'm
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glad they did, because I wastalking about going like it was a thought,
and then I decided I'm a littletoo poor. I don't think I'm
gonna be able to go this year, and I'm like lit, now,
nobody can go if I couldn't haveit. Nobody. I felt the same
way about soul Bloom, Like,I was pretty set on going to soul
Bloom, and you know, wasdoing what I could to work my magic
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and find connections and see who couldslide a couple of tickets, and I
was having a really really hard timedoing so, and it was looking like
we might have to buy some ticketsguys, And we started looking at the
ticket prices again, very very expensive, huh. So we were hesitant,
and kind of it kind of turnedinto like, Okay, well, let's
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let's deep dive into this lineup andsee how many of these people we actually
care about, and it is gonnabe worth all this money the money instead
of just for like how much isright? And so I was kind of
just like, because nobody's gonna topSizza, how bad do I want?
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Like? And then on top ofthat, I don't really care to festival
for three days, days or twodays whatever it was. I don't know.
Lovers and Friends is one day andI and I fuck with that.
Yeah, you know, I don'tknow how I feel about festivaling all weekends.
Like that's a lot. It's alot for me. So we never
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bought passes and then it got canceled, and I was like, came out
on top. Well now I guessnow nobody's going. So you know,
this weekend really worked out for me. For you, Oh, it's like
now we're I'm not missing Lovers andFriends because I'm poor. I'm missing it
because it got canceled. Sure,and same with Soul Bloom. I'm not
missing Soul Bloom like because I didn'twant to spend the money because I'm poor.
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I'm missing it because that also gotcanceled. So you know, all's
well, that ends well. Hey, speaking of ending, is there okay?
So hold on, you're from Selina'sunfortunately. Is there a city out
there named McFarland. Is it McFarland. Is there something called a city or
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a little town? Do you guysreal cities out there? Is it a
real city? Do you mean likea Salina's neighborhood or or a town?
A town. There's a movie.There's a movie called It's a It's a
Kevin Coster movie. I thought itwas called McFarland. We just saw it,
and I swear it to I don'tknow. I swear it's about like
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cross country runners. From the Salinasarea. McFarland is by Bakersfield. Oh,
it's down in Bakersfield. I thinkit was Selenas. I don't know.
They made it seem like. No, they made it seem like it
was Selenas. Why because there's fields. No, yes, there are,
but no they also because they're oneof the signs. Because it was fields
in a bunch of Mexicans. No, one of the signs said like the
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salad bowl capital of the state.Like they drove, they drive by a
sign. I'm like, well,that's what they say. Selena is the
salad bowl capital, Selenas is thesalad board. There you go. So
I saw. I think they probablylike film. Maybe it was featured.
But all right, so have youheard of the movie? No? Okay,
so I think it came out likesix seven years ago, but it's
been all over TikTok lately where peopleare like, you got to see this
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movie and it's a scene where we'vewatched a movie over the weekend because of
TikTok. But yeah, go ahead, and it keeps doing that to me.
So there's a scene where Kevin Costnerhe goes to a field and he
helps some students. They're picking lettuceor something like that, and he's like,
you guys do this every day beforeschool and they're like, yeah,
did you turn that TV on?Because wasn't It wasn't off during the show
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and now it's on. Did yousee that? Look, somebody walked into
that Holy cow, someone walked intothe church and pulled a gun on it
on the pastor during a this isa live stream. Uh, that's a
weird takedown. And the guy inthe hood he's doing nothing. What is
that guy in the band doing.He's doing zero. I don't know,
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Well you cut the guy. Look, look, look, I know,
here's a gun in your face.Pastor, what did you do that for?
Because if he was actually that,like if you walked in there to
shoot him, that would have beenthe perfect time to do it, and
you didn't, So like, whatwhat was the reason he didn't? He
was trying to move him out theway, or like, I don't know.
Watch the guy in the hood inthe left and the brown he doesn't
do anything, stands gets by thepastor, I'll just stand. I'll stand.
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Well, yeah, you don't wantto get in the way. There's
two people manhandling this guy, whatthe hell is the third person gonna do?
Probably no good, but just gettingthe way all right. So anyway,
so okay, so McFarlane Wow.So it's this scene on TikTok where
Kevin Costner's in the field and he'stalking to these kids like, oh,
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wow, you do this every daybefore school? A vaccine to fight brain
cancer. Nice, that's what Ineed. Uh. And then and then
the kids are like, yeah,we do, and he goes, oh,
you get paid by by the row. He's like, no, man,
we get paid by the field.And Kevin Cosner looks up and it's
just like field after field after Field'slike, oh, you don't get paid
unless you pick a whole field.So that clip, for whatever reason,
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started circulating on my timeline again.I think my fiance saw. She's like,
let's watch this McFarland thing. Mypoint is it's true story of like
this coach from Bakersfield. He goesdown this small farm town named I guess
McFarland, finds out some kids aregood at running, so he makes this
cross country team and they start likeshattering all these records and winning and like
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it's a feel good story, right. It one of those field good stories.
So you know, at the endof these movies, they show the
actor that plays Tommy and then theyshow the real life Tommy and they say,
like Tommy went on to go tothis college or whatever whatever. So
they were doing that with all thesestudents. Think of this is why I
swore with Selena's because they go like, like Tommy, after he graduated McFarland
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High School, he got a scholarshipand he went on to do this.
This this another runner. After hegraduated, he went on to do this
and joined the Marines, and dada da this guy and it goes and
don't give me another name, uh, diego, Diego. That's racist.
It goes Diego. After serving timein the penitentiary, he got out and
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now he's a teacher. But everybody'slike, this guy joined the Marines.
This guy gotta call it scholarship.It's like this guy went to jail.
What the hell I gotta do withSelenas. I thought it was It's they
made the movie look jail everywhere.I know, but they made the movie
look like it was Selenas. I'mlike, I wonder if if McFarland is
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like in a city next to Selena'sguy never heard of McFarland the movie or
the city. Well, okay,well Selenas is a little bigger than that.
Well they're saying that they are thesalad bowl capital of whatever. So
they're there's step into your neighborhood.They're not because nobody's ever even hurt.
Have you ever picked up a bagof let us at the stoat and it
said McFarland, California. No,they say, Salinas, California. It's
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a good movie to watch it becausewe are saladbull say they said that they
were sellable. You should watch themovie and be like, hell, yeah,
I don't want to watch the movie. It's movie. I watched Baby
Reindeer? Is that good? OnNetflix? It's fucking weird? Is it?
Is it? Is it a movie? Or is it? Like?
It's a shovel episode episode series.We have like four of them going right
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now. I'm not starting another one. It's a series. I also watched
was It Saturday Nights? This moviethat I got from TikTok it's called Last
Shift. It's a scary movie.Okay, it probably would have been scarier
if my TV was bigger and Ihad it louder, but I did wait
until nighttime to watch it. Theway to do it. It was a
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little it was a little scary.And then now I'm watching Under the Bridge.
Yes, that's one of the onesthat we have that we have going.
Yeah, it's so good because itgoes, all right, cool,
come back Wednesday for the next episode. You can't binge it. Yeah it
goes. Oh yeah, you thoughtthat was cool. See you next week.
Yeah, next episode next week.I only got to episode two last
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night. Okay. Oh, it'svery okay, it's very young, very
early. But there's only four episodesout, only four because where we saw
five, maybe it's only four.It's good though, so far, so
good. Right. Yeah, Ihate that little girl, the blonde chick.
I hate her. What's her name, Josephine or a little leader of
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the pack. She wants to bebitch. Yeah, oh yeah, she
pisses me off. I hate herso much. I hate her so much.
Yeah. And it's that this isalso based on a real story,
yeah, which makes me madder madder, Yeah, that bitch so mad.
Speaking of ftb's, what the hell'sgoing on with ravend Simone? I don't
know, Okay, I have aTikTok one play. First off, did
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you know she's married? Yes?Do you know who she's married to?
Some white girl? Yeah, somewhite chick. I didn't know, Raven,
what you knew this since when?Yes? Okay, I don't know.
I've just known. Okay, Soanyway, I think because they pop
up on my TikTok weird. Okay, So the reason I pulled this TikTok
video was because it popped on myInstagram. It's Raven Simone, hair pulled
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back. I wish you would expressionon her face, black hoodie sitting next
to her wife. And it's oneof those things where like you know,
if you're if you're if your kidgets picked on or whatever, like the
mom or the dad like sits thekid next, Hey, whoever's picking all
my little Johnny. I'm gonna tellyou right, you're gonna come see me
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first, And like little Johnny sittingthere like this is fucking embarrassing. What
are you doing? So they postedthat type of video, Raven Simone's like,
all right, y'all, you're talkingabout my wife. My wife right
here, my boo, come seeme first. So here's Yeah, So
I guess that's what I'm trying tofind out, like, why are people
picking on Raven Simone's wife? Herewe go, I'm here with Miranda,
my wife, to tell you tostop it in the comments and stop with
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the death threats in her DMS.It is disrespectful to her and in turn
disrespectful to me. Who's who's deaththreading Raymond Simone's wife. I don't know,
all right, what does she do? Let's find out. Stop it.
It's really become wild. I helpedyour fair Air right now and letting
you all know that I never haveonce said that I did not know who
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Raven was. I only ever saidthat I did not grow up watching that,
so Raven, I did not watchher as a child. So this
keeps going on, But like whyis that an issue? Like, yeah,
maybe the fans are like, youdon't know what she's the hell hard
she's worked and you don't deserve her, and blah blah blah blah, which
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is weird. That's also very embarrassing, Like to sit there. I saw
TikTok of this mom who went toher daughter's classroom and it was in the
front of the class cussing all thesekids out, leave my daughter alone.
She don't bother you guys, stoppicking on her. And if I find
out, then, like what wasshe saying, like I'm coming for She's
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like, I know y'all want toaren't eighteen yet, but I'm coming for
your mom, older sisters, cousins, whoever, Like all y'all can get
it, blah blah blah going offon these kids, right oh yeah,
And I don't know who, andI don't know if the daughter was recording,
but somebody was recording, and allthe comments were just like she just
made things ten times worse for thatlittle girl. I'm just gonna ask you
you think that that that solved theproblem or created more bullies? No more
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bullying. I don't know if itcreated more bullies, but actually it probably
did create more bullies, because youknow, them kids left in that video
circulating, they're telling all the otherkids like that's embarrassing. You can't do.
That's when you got to teach yourkids. I think you're like making
the kids scared to like pick onyour daughter, Like, no, they're
gonna pick on your daughter more.Oh is your mom gonna come and yell
at us again? Like I wouldnever do that to my son. Yeah,
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I was gonna ask you about that. All right, here comes uh
here's Raven Simone's wife's name. Dowe know her name? The tall blonde
chick? She just said it wasMiranda. Okay, cool. But since
getting married and meeting her in twentyfifteen, I have seen the majority of
her work. I've also been ata lot of this work, so I
mean backstage at the view twenty fivewords or less. The list goes on
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and on. I love that soRaven. I think she should have won
all the Emmys. I think mywife is endlessly talented. I support her
and real quick. I just feellike they are defending themselves against like sixteen
year old girls. I don't thinklike an adult is dming. That's so
Raven and her wife like you guyssuck, and then watching this TikTok like
oh no, they're yelling at melike I don't think this is an adult
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to an adult conversation. I don'tthink this even needed addressing, Like those
are things that you just you blockor you can you can literally really put
in your settings to hide certain commentsor like whatever you want. Yeah,
this didn't even need addressing. Maybethey just wanted to make themselves seem so
like, what if it was onlytwo dms. They're like, you guys,
stop death threatening us and our dmsand comments like making it sound like
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they're just getting bombarded with messages twentyfour to seven. It's probably like the
same person everybody's asking me about myskincare routine. Find guys, here it
is. Here's Miranda beyond. Shealso just isn't Raven Simone. To me,
you guys must try and open yourminds a little bit and understand there
is more behind people that are celebrity. There is real life here. And
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that's why we're feeling inclined to addressthis because I'm receiving so much hate for
something that is really just a bigspiral of Internet misinformation. And for all
of the blue checks out there,and then Raven Simone comes back in.
So this is a long speech tomake to the five people who are you
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know, still going to junior hightalking smack about you, and for all
the blue checks out there acting liketrolls. So now just thank you,
no need thank you. Next,Oh that's what you had to say.
Ooh, drop the money for allyou blue checks out there, just sit
down. I sent you the KTOKsee them. There's two people I will
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not be intimidated by one Raven Simoneand two bow Wow. Remember when someone
stole bow Wow's motorcycle and he madethat video. Hey guys, I want
it back now, who effort tookmy motorcycle? Bring it back? I
just I'm sorry, Like, hey, Raven, I'm cool with her.
I just this video is so sillyto me. I don't think her hair
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slicked back? Is it? Ithink she's shaved. Raven Small's got bald
headed. She's bald headed now,I think or is it slicked back?
Is just a screenshots? I don'tknow. I love how they're wearing like
all these this dark gas clothing toreally show everyone they mean business. And
how's that conversation go? Hey,babe, we gotta go shopping. We
gotta go Target to pick up someyou know, some laundry detergent. We
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gotta get the car washed, andthen when we go home, let's get
the ring light out and we'll makea video for all the haters and the
death threaders. Oh okay, areyou ready? Well, let me do
my hair first. What outfit areyou gonna wear? Damn? Raymond Simode
big mad. Yeah, I can'ttake her seriously. I don't want to
fight her though, yeah she probablyshe probably could fight her. I don't
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know. She married somebody. Yeah, they've been married for a while.
All right, then, good stuff. Okay, did I tell you about
I've had this note sitting in mylaptop for weeks. My nephew and my
son when we went to Universal,uh huh. The whole trip in the
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car, getting in and out ofrides, going out to eat, kept
telling each other instead of like scootover or moved down or something, they
kept saying, scoot your gooch?Oh in front of you? Did you
not know what it meant? No? I knew. I was like,
what'd you say? And he waslike, scoot your gooch? And I
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was like, why have I neverthought of saying that? It's a great
it's a great expression. Scoot yougood, go on, scoot your gooch.
That shit was so funny. Idon't know if I should have shut
it down. You probably should haveshut it down. It was so funny,
Like, don't say that was wordsin front of me. I don't
think Jilani boys, no boys knowwhat that is. I don't think he
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knows what it is boys. No, are you sure we talked boys?
Especially that age you talk about themost disgusting stuff. Why a y'all talking
about goucas. The nastier the better. Yeah, I don't think he knows
what it is. Let's FaceTime him. You know what your guch is?
No, you know, like,guarantee he knows, Like what if he
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thinks it just means butt or something. I've never heard him say gooch and
normally he will ask me what somethingmeans. Uh huh, he's talking to
the kids on the playground, they'llfill him in. Guarantee he knows.
He's what what great is he in? Six? Oh? Yeah? Oh
yeah, I didn't know. Ididn't know what a gooch was until like
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four years ago. That's odd.Well, I think girls aren't as gross
as boys are. The stuff thatwe talk about and the stuff that we
joke around about, it's it's forshock value, like we try to see
how gross it is. We guaranteehe knows, he knows. Remember that
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scene, Remember that scene in superBad where uh Jonah Hall keeps drawing dicksh
Like dudes be doing that? Shit? Does be drawn dicks? Like?
I'll look at all the hairs onthese balls. They do. Guys swear,
guys that age, they are thegrossest, barely gross seem So you
think he knows what a gucci is? Yes? Yeah? How do I
(27:17):
find out without asking him? Imean I could ask him, but I
also just don't want to. Ifeel like if I ask him and he
doesn't know, it's going to triggerhim trying to figure out what it is.
Does he still say it? No, he wasn't even the one that
started saying it. My nephew startedsaying it, and my nephew's like fifteen,
Oh well, no, wonder Okay, So he was the one that
started saying it, and when hesaid it, my son would like they
(27:41):
would say it to each other.But that's why I'm like, I don't
know if he even knows what aGUC is, because, like my nephew
was just started saying it, andit obviously meant like scoot over or moved
down or something, so to him, it probably to him. I feel
like, if he doesn't know whatit is, he probably just thinks it
means like move your butt because itrhymes because it rhymes. Yeah, I
(28:03):
think next time I wouldn't bring abouta nowhere. I think if he ever
says it again, if he haven'tsaid it since they only said it while
we were gone, I would shutit down the door on the trip.
Don't use those words in front ofme, And then he'll be like why
mom, like you know what itmeans? And then if he goes okay,
fine, or well what does itmean? Doesn't mean anything, there's
like oh okay, yeah, likethe jerk off jack off explanation I had,
(28:26):
Remember when I got in trouble forsaying one of them? Which one
did you say? I forget?I said jerk I said jerk off,
You're such a jerk off, andI got in trouble Mike, No,
No, the bad one is jackoff. So, like, you know,
I think I was really young whenthat happened, but he knows.
I think he knows. I dmus right now, how old were you
(28:47):
when you found out what a goochwas? I literally found out on a
first date five years ago. Hello, not like that. We were like
eating, not like that, notlike that. We were at dinner and
(29:07):
it came up in conversation and Iwas like, I was like that because
because the medical term for that wordis like perineum or some yeah, perineum
something like that, our peramium.It's one of those two bits around there.
But you know what I mean thatp word. Yeah, And so
when they said gooch, I waslike I thought that was called this,
(29:32):
and they're like, well it is, but it's also called a gooch.
And I'm like, I don't thinkthat's a thing, Like I think you
just maybe that's just something you saidor you and your friends said or whatever.
Like I'm I've literally and I'm notlike I'm not like you're clean like
girly girl, like like a what'sthe word all fucking pressy? Right,
(29:52):
So I'm like I have enough malefriends, like I'm about as as a
tune in keyt in. No,I'm just about as fucking raunchy, you
know what I mean. I feellike I am anyways, and I've never
heard the word gooch. So thenour server comes so like bring us our
drinks, and I was like,do you know what a gooc is?
Oh boy? And he started laughingand he was like yeah. And I
(30:17):
was like, so everyone knows whata gouch is except for me, and
they're like I guess yeah. Iwas like wow. And then That's when
I learned what a goouch was.At a dinner date, first date at
BJ's. Hey, you know,I know anyways, So that's the Scoocher
Gooch story. You know my sonbe cussing, Yeah, of course,
(30:41):
and I hear him. He don'tknow I be hearing him. There was
no way, I don't think weever. We were afraid. I'm writing
this down, Scoocher Gooch. Wewere so afraid to get caught cussing in
front like we would not none ofour kids would cuss in front of our
parents. He doesn't know I'm homewhen I hear or him do it?
Oh? When I'm home, Ilike, don't hear him. I hear
(31:03):
his friends cussing, like in theSometimes he if he's not wearing like his
headphones. This the chat comes throughlike his chair speakers or the TV or
whatever the case, so I hearwhat they be saying. Yeah, but
I don't. But he doesn't cuss. But sometimes I come home from from
work and he'll have his headphones on, so he doesn't hear me come in
(31:26):
and I'd be hearing him cuss.Of course. Is he good at it?
Or is just like kind of can'ttake him seriously, sure, of
course, but he's not. He'snot so much cussing someone out as he's
saying like, like you're fucking pissingme off with that, you know what
(31:48):
I mean. So that's why Ialso can't take him seriously because, like
I I get, he's a preteen, but to me, he's still like,
like, you're still like a fuckingfirst grader. Why are you talking
like that? Because to me,I'm like, you don't talk like that.
You're talking like that because you're liketalking to your friends. Sure,
right, but I'm like, youdon't be talking like that, right,
(32:09):
shut the fuck, Calm it down, Calm it down, sir. So
then I gotta like burst in hisroom and I'd give him that mom look
and I'd be like, what yourdamn mouse in my house? You gotta
do it next time. Next timeyou catch him cussing, like when he's
on his headset playing video game withhis friends, you gotta bust in.
Oh, why are you sitting therenaked playing video games? Get your head
(32:32):
out of your pants. You gottalike yell embarrassing as stuff. Don't put
your finger in there. That's disgusting. You got no, but you know
what he does though, when Ias soon as I walk into his room,
he mutes his mic because I usedto walk in there and be like,
Jelanni, have you even brush yourteeth today? Yeah? When's the
(32:52):
last time I used to walk inthere? When's the last time he showered?
It stinks in here? Yeah,you should drop the hammer on him.
And so because I walk it,I always walk in there about to
ask him some bullshit like that,like like it fucking stinks in here,
you're wearing deodorant? Like, sowhen I walk in the first thing he
does is mute his mic because helike doesn't know what's gonna come out of
(33:15):
my mouth, right, and andI and I put him on blast too.
I'm like, I'm like, you'remuting your mic because it's because you're
embarrassed, because you know that youshouldn't be this fucking gross. Like if
you don't want me to come inhere asking if you remember to wear deodorant
today and brush your teeth like you'refucking five, ye, then do it.
Yeah. Like I'm I'm out offucking patience with these dirty ass little
(33:39):
fucking boys. I am out ofpatience. I'm so sick of walking into
the room and just smelling fucking onionsand ass and just seeing like plates and
dishes and like fast food bag likejust trash every fucking wear. It just
pisses me off. Like you're soin your video games that you couldn't be
(34:00):
bothered to just throw your trash away. Yeah, like you're fucking like,
we don't live this way. Idon't live this way, right, It's
not like you watched me do thatgrowing up, Like you're just you're literally
just being fucking gross. Somebody inthe comments, let Lizette know how much
(34:21):
worse it's gonna get. And thenlong does this last? At least through
high school? And then when theyget into college they're just like frat boy
like drinking dirty socks on the floor. Like, but like a through high
school, he's going to be afucking gross disaster because I thought he's still
twelve, he's only in sixth grades, about to get worse. I thought
(34:42):
that getting into middle school. Ish. This is what I hear anyways from
my friends that have kids that arelike, are in middle school getting to
high school already whatever. They're likethat when they're smaller, and then once
they start liking girls and like havingcrushes and in turn caring about their appearance
(35:02):
because they're like trying to impress people. Sure, then they start like being
clean or maybe not with their roomand stuff, but they start taking care
of themselves better. That is notideally yeah yeah yeah yeah, maybe yeah,
your hygiene will improve, but yeah, your your car's messy, your
room is messy. You're right,your hygiene will probably improve at that point,
(35:24):
but everything else you're they're gonna stinkmore like you're you're just getting started
now you think you're like at thetop of They're like, oh, it's
almost over. It's just no,I know it's not almost over because he
like, for real, hasn't evengone through proberty. Yeah, proberty.
It's crazy. Did I just turnit to glow rilla a little bit?
(35:44):
It's about getting nasty, but like, and I'm expecting that, I'm expecting
that to hit maybe like this summer. Yeah right, Or does it happen
when after you turn thirteen? It'sit's all different. Whenever you it's whatever's
in your DNA. Everybody's different.Like I didn't remember, I didn't.
(36:06):
A growth spurt is obviously different thanpuberty, but they kind of align.
I didn't get taller until I wasthe summer before senior year. Like I
was five foot three for my firstthree years of high school five two,
five three really, and then I'vedone is five to one right now?
Yeah, I didn't hit six feetand I was eighty nine pounds for my
freshman year. What, yeah?Is that normal? Or were you malnourished?
(36:28):
Uh? And by malnourished, Imean like underweight skinny. I was
skinny, but I was I wassuper short. And I know this because
I went on the wrestling team andthe first day of freshman wrestling, they
wagh you in to find out classand he's all, you're eighty nine pounds.
You need to gain five chounds forme to let you on the team.
Did your doctor, like when youdid your physicals and stuff? Was
your doctor like, hey, heshould be at this weight for his age
(36:52):
and like high or whatever. Idon't remember, but none of nobody was
alarmed. I think they just saidlike, oh, like he'll hit his
growth spurt later like his dad was. They were just waiting for you to
up because my son right now isfive to one. Yeah, maybe a
little taller nearing five, so it'sa little hard to tell because he has
lucks. Yeah, five to oneand one hundred and twenty three pounds in
(37:16):
sixth grade. Yeah, that's abig boy. He's like bigger than me
in every I'm only I'm only likeone p fifteen. Yeah, and he's
won twenty three. If he's agross bird, he's going to be unstoppable,
I know, unless he just goesno. I think I don't know.
(37:39):
I don't know how tall he's goingto be. It's hard for me
to compare what where he is andlike where he averages compared to other kids,
because like I feel like he's alwaysbeen bigger, like husky. Yeah,
since he was small, he's alwaysjust been like a bigger kid,
(38:00):
not necessarily like the tallest, butfor for a while he was the tallest.
And then like throughout elementary school,I guess, like I don't know,
other boys were already going through puberty, so they were like like taller
than me. Yeah, and hestill wasn't even as tall as me yet.
But now he's getting there. ButI still feel like there's a lot
(38:21):
of kids that are taller than him. Like, I don't think he's that
tall, but I don't know what'snormal for a sixth grader, and it's
all over the place. I couldn'ttell you, you know. Yeah,
Drake a minor. Let's wrap thisup real quick. I gotta get out
of here. Only like little girls. I know. But his girlfriend is
five? His girlfriend is five?All right? On Instagram, we were
(38:44):
at Strawberry and Lazette. I'm atLasette love l I Z E T t
E l O v e E.I am at Strawberry Radio. Thank you
for the podcast stream and the YouTubestream. What up? What are you
doing for your birthday tomorrow? Uh? Going on with my buddy all day
and night out of town. No. Uh, my fiance is out of
(39:05):
town today. She comes back tomorrownight. So are you guys gonna go
to dinner? Me and her?Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go.
I was gonna go look off theI was trying to figure out if you
want to do let's do something.No, no, no, today,
that's fine. Let's do lunch orsomething. I don't know. We're doing
a nine hole, so shouldn't taketoo long. I don't know. We'll
figure Out'm gonna talk. I'm gonnasee him tonight So we're doing a nine
(39:27):
hole tomorrow at nine point thirty.So did Drake that's funny, that's going
And then did he meet mill playthat game? My fiance is not getting
back from Tahoe until like six atnight, so at the house, I'll
just go work out or some shit. I just take time off. I
don't know. That's why I wantto see my mom this weekend. All
right, let's wrap this up anduh thank you, Bye bye, scoochcoot
On episode thirty seven of the MexicanGinger Podcast, we talked about Lovers and
Friends music festival being canceled, RavenSimone big mad and threatening all of her
social media followers, Lazette not thinkingher son knows what the word gooch means,
and a whole lot more all comingup next this podcast time It's the
Strawberry. And was that Mexican Gingerpodcast not suitable for a younger audience?
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That was supposed to be a burbthat sucks, It didn't come out.
That wasn't a burp. That wasmy voice. You're like, oh,
he said burp. Didn't we bothknow that this Lovers and Friends sounded too
good to be true? Weren't weboth skeptical that it wasn't gonna happen?
No? I didn't even think thelineup was that great. I really wanted
to go to this lineup, LikeI really wanted to go this one.
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Yeah, well, I think becauseI had already gone last year. Yeah,
so it was kind of already likebeen there, done that, And
the same weekend was supposed to beSoul Bloom here in Sacramento, and I
really wanted to see Sissam that gotcanceled real quick. That's why I didn't
care about going to Lovers and Friends, and you know, it's it's like
tickets are expensive. You have tobuy flights and pay for hotels and stuff.
(01:12):
So this year for me was justlike, m I'll do the Sacramento
Festival. It's a little closer tohome, all right. I mean everybody,
everybody get to do anything. Jackson, Usher, Snoop Low Wayne.
How many times have we seen Snoop? I know? But too short?
Cameron. I really want to seeI want to see Cameron. There's a
(01:32):
fat Joe. I want to seea million people. And when when we
were in Nashville, uh my,well, my fiance's cousin and his girlfriend
so whatever. So they're like,yo, we're going, we have tickets,
you guys should come, and I'mlike, yeah, I really do
like this lineup. And then sothey were convincing my fiance to go,
and she hasn't like going anywhere,so like, yeah, Levern's friends,
let's go, let's go, let'sgo. And then it got closer and
(01:53):
we started looking at tickets like we'renot going to book a flight. Yeah,
And so when it got canceled,the first thing I did was to
Instagram. I want to see ifour cousin was out there. Sure enough,
they're out there. Yeah. ThenI did what a lot of people
do in the year twenty twenty four, go to TikTok. I went to
the comments. Oh, I wentto the Instagram comments for lovers and friends.
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Uh huh, I'm just gonna reada couple because they are hilarious.
This The first one I saw wasI hope Kendrick drops a disc for y'all
two. And then obviously people werecomplaining about like, yo, you kept
emailing us updates and updates and updates, and now we never this is how
you announced it, Like how longdid they know that it was gonna be
(02:36):
windy? Well, do you likeyou had to have known for a while,
and may maybe they were just holdingon to like, you know,
maybe the weather will shift and wewon't have to cancel it. Yeah,
and they just held onto the veryvery last minute to decide we're gonna have
to cancel it. But I wishthey would have kept people informed, sure
if that's what they were thinking,Like, hey, just to let you
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know, we know the festivals ina week, there may be some weather
disturbances. We're gonna keep an eyeon things, but it's up in the
air right now or something. Youknow. I think people could have better
prepared for a cancelation had they knownit was even a thought. Here's some
more comments. Who do I sendmy machine receipt to for these fing outfits?
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Anybody else here for the comments?And I'm like, oh yeah,
I'm here for the comments. Somebodysaid, please tell your lovers and friends
that usher John and Luda can't doit again. Seriously. Uh me in
here for the comments. Somebody said, then people started rallying. Also,
this guy said, fuck that everyonethat came out for a concert, Let's
meet at the parking lot tomorrow witha speaker and have a great time.
(03:42):
Somebody else said, class action lawsuitquestion mark, When I go outside tomorrow,
my lashes and wig better blow off. Yeah, because this isn't like
a concert in your city where everyonewho's going to this concert lives with then
like a two hour radius from whereyou're at, Like people flew in from
(04:04):
everywhere to go to this festival destinationand it's Vegas. Everything's expensive. Your
flight's gonna be expensive. It's singleto my weekend. The hotel's expensive,
like, and they just were like, well, sorry, guys. Somebody
said, is t pain You're gonnabuy us a drink? That was kind
of funny. Somebody said, I'mliterally landing at the airport. Someone get
(04:26):
jaw rule online one, which Ithink is a joh rule. I think
that's a joke. Remember when nineto eleven happened, like MTV and MTV
Dave sham made a joke about this. That's why I always remember it.
MTV like went to jaw Rule.They're like, we have jow rule on
the phone, like happened, Yeah, look it up. I think it
was on TRL. They're like,hey, it's a sad morning here in
(04:47):
New York. You saw the attacks. We have jaw rule on the phone.
And then I remember watching that whenas a kid, like what And
then Dave Chappelle made this whole jokeabout it, like, who cares what
job rule, Let's call it jowrule. So I think that person was
making a jaw rule joke. Andthe perdent said, I can't imagine that
people getting off their flight and thisis the first thing they see when they
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turn off airplane mode. Yes,I so another radio person, Yeah,
was also posting that they were going, and I just so happened to.
Like the night before, they wereposting Instagram stories like the festivals tomorrow.
I have a six am flight.I haven't even packed at this point.
(05:31):
It's like eleven o'clock at night.She's like, I'm laying on the couch
and my brain's telling me, hey, you need to get up and pack,
and my body's just not moving,Like I sure, I have to
hurry up and do it so thatI can make it to my flight,
so that I can make it toVegas, so I can go to the
festival. And when I saw itwas canceled, the first thing I did
was go to her page to belike, oh my god, let's see
(05:54):
what happened. No, she wasthere, she made it her flight.
Yeah, and still WinCE because Idon't know why. Maybe she could have
opted to or I think she wasflying in on Friday and the festival was
Saturday, so she may have alreadybeen in Vegas when it got canceled.
(06:15):
But I mean everyone made the mostof it, like there's of course,
it's Vegas, there's things to do. It's just was extra crowded and extra
pack it was so funny watching tiktoksand people are like on the strip or
in casinos or at hotels, andthey're like, they're like, you can
tell who came here for the festivalby their outfits because they're wearing festival outfits,
not like the strip. Let's goto Vegas outfits. Somebody else in
(06:39):
the comment said, and this isthe Lovers and Friends Instagram comment. I
just when they made the announcement thatit was canceled, I want to write
the comment. Somebody said, fitt, let's climb the fences and do karaoke
on the stages, which sounds prettycool because the stages were all set up.
Yeah, somebody said, uh,what wind, I better see Dorothy
and Toto out my f and LVhotel windows. Mark's not that comment this
(07:01):
one? Did. I not raiseyour hand if you got personally victimized by
Lovers and Friends, you know whatelse fucking sucked. I saw another TikTok
of a small business owner who wasone of the vendors, and she was
there and her tent had spent somuch money on food and like portable cooking
(07:21):
things or whatever, and she wassetting up in her tent and had hundreds
and hundreds and hundreds of dollars offood and drinks. And she was just
like, I don't know what thefuck to do with all of this now,
Oh that sucks. We're here andI was supposed to, you know,
cook and sell and make all thismoney, and now I don't.
I can't sell this, and andI have this like whole setup. It's
(07:44):
like going go set it up onthe street and make money. Like I'm
fucked. That does suck. That'swhat I feel bad for. This person
said, the severe wind better blowmy bass. This severe wind better blow
my ass all the way back toLA you're gonna say, blow my back
out. Somebody said let me diefrom wind while watching Backstreet Boys, dude,
(08:05):
and then that it's not that bad. I don't know. Somebody said,
nah, this shit is haters andenemies to me now, not lovers
and friends. I saw a lotof like mixed comments about the wind from
people who lived in Vegas and there. Some people were like, it's not
going to be that bad, likethey're being so dramatic, and then other
people were like, our wind getspretty fucking gnarly out here. Sure in
(08:26):
the desert where it's just flat.I smelled. I was very skeptical from
the beginning. Somebody said, somany thirty and over Filipinos are fist off
right now, Tangia tan Tangina.I don't know if there's any Filipino people
out there. That was a jokefor you. I guess I get it.
And I think the last one was, oh, yeah, where your
wristbands out tonight so we can standin solidarity. That was pretty Oh my
(08:52):
god. Uh yeah, I knewit. I knew it was too good
to be true because when they firstmade the announcement, all these artists like,
wait, I'm not even I didn'tthink it was too good to be
true. I just thought, thisis not going to be the final lineup.
Yeah, people are gonna drop dropout, people are gonna get added
to fill in the spaces. Inever saw it coming that they were going
to cancel it. I just knewI'm not I'm not gonna lie. I'm
(09:18):
glad they did, because I wastalking about going like it was a thought,
and then I decided I'm a littletoo poor. I don't think I'm
gonna be able to go this year, and I'm like lit, now,
nobody can go if I couldn't haveit. Nobody. I felt the same
way about soul Bloom, Like,I was pretty set on going to soul
Bloom, and you know, wasdoing what I could to work my magic
(09:41):
and find connections and see who couldslide a couple of tickets, and I
was having a really really hard timedoing so, and it was looking like
we might have to buy some ticketsguys, And we started looking at the
ticket prices again, very very expensive, huh. So we were hesitant,
and kind of it kind of turnedinto like, Okay, well, let's
(10:03):
let's deep dive into this lineup andsee how many of these people we actually
care about, and it is gonnabe worth all this money the money instead
of just for like how much isright? And so I was kind of
just like, because nobody's gonna topSizza, how bad do I want?
(10:24):
Like? And then on top ofthat, I don't really care to festival
for three days, days or twodays whatever it was. I don't know.
Lovers and Friends is one day andI and I fuck with that.
Yeah, you know, I don'tknow how I feel about festivaling all weekends.
Like that's a lot. It's alot for me. So we never
(10:46):
bought passes and then it got canceled, and I was like, came out
on top. Well now I guessnow nobody's going. So you know,
this weekend really worked out for me. For you, Oh, it's like
now we're I'm not missing Lovers andFriends because I'm poor. I'm missing it
because it got canceled. Sure,and same with Soul Bloom. I'm not
missing Soul Bloom like because I didn'twant to spend the money because I'm poor.
(11:09):
I'm missing it because that also gotcanceled. So you know, all's
well, that ends well. Hey, speaking of ending, is there okay?
So hold on, you're from Selina'sunfortunately. Is there a city out
there named McFarland. Is it McFarland. Is there something called a city or
(11:30):
a little town? Do you guysreal cities out there? Is it a
real city? Do you mean likea Salina's neighborhood or or a town?
A town. There's a movie.There's a movie called It's a It's a
Kevin Coster movie. I thought itwas called McFarland. We just saw it,
and I swear it to I don'tknow. I swear it's about like
(11:52):
cross country runners. From the Salinasarea. McFarland is by Bakersfield. Oh,
it's down in Bakersfield. I thinkit was Selenas. I don't know.
They made it seem like. No, they made it seem like it
was Selenas. Why because there's fields. No, yes, there are,
but no they also because they're oneof the signs. Because it was fields
in a bunch of Mexicans. No, one of the signs said like the
(12:15):
salad bowl capital of the state.Like they drove, they drive by a
sign. I'm like, well,that's what they say. Selena is the
salad bowl capital, Selenas is thesalad board. There you go. So
I saw. I think they probablylike film. Maybe it was featured.
But all right, so have youheard of the movie? No? Okay,
so I think it came out likesix seven years ago, but it's
been all over TikTok lately where peopleare like, you got to see this
(12:37):
movie and it's a scene where we'vewatched a movie over the weekend because of
TikTok. But yeah, go ahead, and it keeps doing that to me.
So there's a scene where Kevin Costnerhe goes to a field and he
helps some students. They're picking lettuceor something like that, and he's like,
you guys do this every day beforeschool and they're like, yeah,
did you turn that TV on?Because wasn't It wasn't off during the show
(12:58):
and now it's on. Did yousee that? Look, somebody walked into
that Holy cow, someone walked intothe church and pulled a gun on it
on the pastor during a this isa live stream. Uh, that's a
weird takedown. And the guy inthe hood he's doing nothing. What is
that guy in the band doing.He's doing zero. I don't know,
(13:18):
Well you cut the guy. Look, look, look, I know,
here's a gun in your face.Pastor, what did you do that for?
Because if he was actually that,like if you walked in there to
shoot him, that would have beenthe perfect time to do it, and
you didn't, So like, whatwhat was the reason he didn't? He
was trying to move him out theway, or like, I don't know.
Watch the guy in the hood inthe left and the brown he doesn't
do anything, stands gets by thepastor, I'll just stand. I'll stand.
(13:41):
Well, yeah, you don't wantto get in the way. There's
two people manhandling this guy, whatthe hell is the third person gonna do?
Probably no good, but just gettingthe way all right. So anyway,
so okay, so McFarlane Wow.So it's this scene on TikTok where
Kevin Costner's in the field and he'stalking to these kids like, oh,
(14:01):
wow, you do this every daybefore school? A vaccine to fight brain
cancer. Nice, that's what Ineed. Uh. And then and then
the kids are like, yeah,we do, and he goes, oh,
you get paid by by the row. He's like, no, man,
we get paid by the field.And Kevin Cosner looks up and it's
just like field after field after Field'slike, oh, you don't get paid
unless you pick a whole field.So that clip, for whatever reason,
(14:22):
started circulating on my timeline again.I think my fiance saw. She's like,
let's watch this McFarland thing. Mypoint is it's true story of like
this coach from Bakersfield. He goesdown this small farm town named I guess
McFarland, finds out some kids aregood at running, so he makes this
cross country team and they start likeshattering all these records and winning and like
(14:43):
it's a feel good story, right. It one of those field good stories.
So you know, at the endof these movies, they show the
actor that plays Tommy and then theyshow the real life Tommy and they say,
like Tommy went on to go tothis college or whatever whatever. So
they were doing that with all thesestudents. Think of this is why I
swore with Selena's because they go like, like Tommy, after he graduated McFarland
(15:05):
High School, he got a scholarshipand he went on to do this.
This this another runner. After hegraduated, he went on to do this
and joined the Marines, and dada da this guy and it goes and
don't give me another name, uh, diego, Diego. That's racist.
It goes Diego. After serving timein the penitentiary, he got out and
(15:26):
now he's a teacher. But everybody'slike, this guy joined the Marines.
This guy gotta call it scholarship.It's like this guy went to jail.
What the hell I gotta do withSelenas. I thought it was It's they
made the movie look jail everywhere.I know, but they made the movie
look like it was Selenas. I'mlike, I wonder if if McFarland is
(15:46):
like in a city next to Selena'sguy never heard of McFarland the movie or
the city. Well, okay,well Selenas is a little bigger than that.
Well they're saying that they are thesalad bowl capital of whatever. So
they're there's step into your neighborhood.They're not because nobody's ever even hurt.
Have you ever picked up a bagof let us at the stoat and it
said McFarland, California. No,they say, Salinas, California. It's
(16:11):
a good movie to watch it becausewe are saladbull say they said that they
were sellable. You should watch themovie and be like, hell, yeah,
I don't want to watch the movie. It's movie. I watched Baby
Reindeer? Is that good? OnNetflix? It's fucking weird? Is it?
Is it? Is it a movie? Or is it? Like?
It's a shovel episode episode series.We have like four of them going right
(16:33):
now. I'm not starting another one. It's a series. I also watched
was It Saturday Nights? This moviethat I got from TikTok it's called Last
Shift. It's a scary movie.Okay, it probably would have been scarier
if my TV was bigger and Ihad it louder, but I did wait
until nighttime to watch it. Theway to do it. It was a
(16:53):
little it was a little scary.And then now I'm watching Under the Bridge.
Yes, that's one of the onesthat we have that we have going.
Yeah, it's so good because itgoes, all right, cool,
come back Wednesday for the next episode. You can't binge it. Yeah it
goes. Oh yeah, you thoughtthat was cool. See you next week.
Yeah, next episode next week.I only got to episode two last
(17:15):
night. Okay. Oh, it'svery okay, it's very young, very
early. But there's only four episodesout, only four because where we saw
five, maybe it's only four.It's good though, so far, so
good. Right. Yeah, Ihate that little girl, the blonde chick.
I hate her. What's her name, Josephine or a little leader of
(17:37):
the pack. She wants to bebitch. Yeah, oh yeah, she
pisses me off. I hate herso much. I hate her so much.
Yeah. And it's that this isalso based on a real story,
yeah, which makes me madder madder, Yeah, that bitch so mad.
Speaking of ftb's, what the hell'sgoing on with ravend Simone? I don't
know, Okay, I have aTikTok one play. First off, did
(18:00):
you know she's married? Yes?Do you know who she's married to?
Some white girl? Yeah, somewhite chick. I didn't know, Raven,
what you knew this since when?Yes? Okay, I don't know.
I've just known. Okay, Soanyway, I think because they pop
up on my TikTok weird. Okay, So the reason I pulled this TikTok
video was because it popped on myInstagram. It's Raven Simone, hair pulled
(18:21):
back. I wish you would expressionon her face, black hoodie sitting next
to her wife. And it's oneof those things where like you know,
if you're if you're if your kidgets picked on or whatever, like the
mom or the dad like sits thekid next, Hey, whoever's picking all
my little Johnny. I'm gonna tellyou right, you're gonna come see me
(18:45):
first, And like little Johnny sittingthere like this is fucking embarrassing. What
are you doing? So they postedthat type of video, Raven Simone's like,
all right, y'all, you're talkingabout my wife. My wife right
here, my boo, come seeme first. So here's Yeah, So
I guess that's what I'm trying tofind out, like, why are people
picking on Raven Simone's wife? Herewe go, I'm here with Miranda,
my wife, to tell you tostop it in the comments and stop with
(19:11):
the death threats in her DMS.It is disrespectful to her and in turn
disrespectful to me. Who's who's deaththreading Raymond Simone's wife. I don't know,
all right, what does she do? Let's find out. Stop it.
It's really become wild. I helpedyour fair Air right now and letting
you all know that I never haveonce said that I did not know who
(19:33):
Raven was. I only ever saidthat I did not grow up watching that,
so Raven, I did not watchher as a child. So this
keeps going on, But like whyis that an issue? Like, yeah,
maybe the fans are like, youdon't know what she's the hell hard
she's worked and you don't deserve her, and blah blah blah blah, which
(19:56):
is weird. That's also very embarrassing, Like to sit there. I saw
TikTok of this mom who went toher daughter's classroom and it was in the
front of the class cussing all thesekids out, leave my daughter alone.
She don't bother you guys, stoppicking on her. And if I find
out, then, like what wasshe saying, like I'm coming for She's
(20:22):
like, I know y'all want toaren't eighteen yet, but I'm coming for
your mom, older sisters, cousins, whoever, Like all y'all can get
it, blah blah blah going offon these kids, right oh yeah,
And I don't know who, andI don't know if the daughter was recording,
but somebody was recording, and allthe comments were just like she just
made things ten times worse for thatlittle girl. I'm just gonna ask you
you think that that that solved theproblem or created more bullies? No more
(20:47):
bullying. I don't know if itcreated more bullies, but actually it probably
did create more bullies, because youknow, them kids left in that video
circulating, they're telling all the otherkids like that's embarrassing. You can't do.
That's when you got to teach yourkids. I think you're like making
the kids scared to like pick onyour daughter, Like, no, they're
gonna pick on your daughter more.Oh is your mom gonna come and yell
at us again? Like I wouldnever do that to my son. Yeah,
(21:10):
I was gonna ask you about that. All right, here comes uh
here's Raven Simone's wife's name. Dowe know her name? The tall blonde
chick? She just said it wasMiranda. Okay, cool. But since
getting married and meeting her in twentyfifteen, I have seen the majority of
her work. I've also been ata lot of this work, so I
mean backstage at the view twenty fivewords or less. The list goes on
(21:30):
and on. I love that soRaven. I think she should have won
all the Emmys. I think mywife is endlessly talented. I support her
and real quick. I just feellike they are defending themselves against like sixteen
year old girls. I don't thinklike an adult is dming. That's so
Raven and her wife like you guyssuck, and then watching this TikTok like
oh no, they're yelling at melike I don't think this is an adult
(21:52):
to an adult conversation. I don'tthink this even needed addressing, Like those
are things that you just you blockor you can you can literally really put
in your settings to hide certain commentsor like whatever you want. Yeah,
this didn't even need addressing. Maybethey just wanted to make themselves seem so
like, what if it was onlytwo dms. They're like, you guys,
stop death threatening us and our dmsand comments like making it sound like
(22:15):
they're just getting bombarded with messages twentyfour to seven. It's probably like the
same person everybody's asking me about myskincare routine. Find guys, here it
is. Here's Miranda beyond. Shealso just isn't Raven Simone. To me,
you guys must try and open yourminds a little bit and understand there
is more behind people that are celebrity. There is real life here. And
(22:40):
that's why we're feeling inclined to addressthis because I'm receiving so much hate for
something that is really just a bigspiral of Internet misinformation. And for all
of the blue checks out there,and then Raven Simone comes back in.
So this is a long speech tomake to the five people who are you
(23:00):
know, still going to junior hightalking smack about you, and for all
the blue checks out there acting liketrolls. So now just thank you,
no need thank you. Next,Oh that's what you had to say.
Ooh, drop the money for allyou blue checks out there, just sit
down. I sent you the KTOKsee them. There's two people I will
(23:25):
not be intimidated by one Raven Simoneand two bow Wow. Remember when someone
stole bow Wow's motorcycle and he madethat video. Hey guys, I want
it back now, who effort tookmy motorcycle? Bring it back? I
just I'm sorry, Like, hey, Raven, I'm cool with her.
I just this video is so sillyto me. I don't think her hair
(23:47):
slicked back? Is it? Ithink she's shaved. Raven Small's got bald
headed. She's bald headed now,I think or is it slicked back?
Is just a screenshots? I don'tknow. I love how they're wearing like
all these this dark gas clothing toreally show everyone they mean business. And
how's that conversation go? Hey,babe, we gotta go shopping. We
gotta go Target to pick up someyou know, some laundry detergent. We
(24:11):
gotta get the car washed, andthen when we go home, let's get
the ring light out and we'll makea video for all the haters and the
death threaders. Oh okay, areyou ready? Well, let me do
my hair first. What outfit areyou gonna wear? Damn? Raymond Simode
big mad. Yeah, I can'ttake her seriously. I don't want to
fight her though, yeah she probablyshe probably could fight her. I don't
(24:34):
know. She married somebody. Yeah, they've been married for a while.
All right, then, good stuff. Okay, did I tell you about
I've had this note sitting in mylaptop for weeks. My nephew and my
son when we went to Universal,uh huh. The whole trip in the
(24:59):
car, getting in and out ofrides, going out to eat, kept
telling each other instead of like scootover or moved down or something, they
kept saying, scoot your gooch?Oh in front of you? Did you
not know what it meant? No? I knew. I was like,
what'd you say? And he waslike, scoot your gooch? And I
(25:26):
was like, why have I neverthought of saying that? It's a great
it's a great expression. Scoot yougood, go on, scoot your gooch.
That shit was so funny. Idon't know if I should have shut
it down. You probably should haveshut it down. It was so funny,
Like, don't say that was wordsin front of me. I don't
think Jilani boys, no boys knowwhat that is. I don't think he
(25:48):
knows what it is boys. No, are you sure we talked boys?
Especially that age you talk about themost disgusting stuff. Why a y'all talking
about goucas. The nastier the better. Yeah, I don't think he knows
what it is. Let's FaceTime him. You know what your guch is?
No, you know, like,guarantee he knows, Like what if he
(26:10):
thinks it just means butt or something. I've never heard him say gooch and
normally he will ask me what somethingmeans. Uh huh, he's talking to
the kids on the playground, they'llfill him in. Guarantee he knows.
He's what what great is he in? Six? Oh? Yeah? Oh
yeah, I didn't know. Ididn't know what a gooch was until like
(26:32):
four years ago. That's odd.Well, I think girls aren't as gross
as boys are. The stuff thatwe talk about and the stuff that we
joke around about, it's it's forshock value, like we try to see
how gross it is. We guaranteehe knows, he knows. Remember that
(26:53):
scene, Remember that scene in superBad where uh Jonah Hall keeps drawing dicksh
Like dudes be doing that? Shit? Does be drawn dicks? Like?
I'll look at all the hairs onthese balls. They do. Guys swear,
guys that age, they are thegrossest, barely gross seem So you
think he knows what a gucci is? Yes? Yeah? How do I
(27:17):
find out without asking him? Imean I could ask him, but I
also just don't want to. Ifeel like if I ask him and he
doesn't know, it's going to triggerhim trying to figure out what it is.
Does he still say it? No, he wasn't even the one that
started saying it. My nephew startedsaying it, and my nephew's like fifteen,
Oh well, no, wonder Okay, So he was the one that
started saying it, and when hesaid it, my son would like they
(27:41):
would say it to each other.But that's why I'm like, I don't
know if he even knows what aGUC is, because, like my nephew
was just started saying it, andit obviously meant like scoot over or moved
down or something, so to him, it probably to him. I feel
like, if he doesn't know whatit is, he probably just thinks it
means like move your butt because itrhymes because it rhymes. Yeah, I
(28:03):
think next time I wouldn't bring abouta nowhere. I think if he ever
says it again, if he haven'tsaid it since they only said it while
we were gone, I would shutit down the door on the trip.
Don't use those words in front ofme, And then he'll be like why
mom, like you know what itmeans? And then if he goes okay,
fine, or well what does itmean? Doesn't mean anything, there's
like oh okay, yeah, likethe jerk off jack off explanation I had,
(28:26):
Remember when I got in trouble forsaying one of them? Which one
did you say? I forget?I said jerk I said jerk off,
You're such a jerk off, andI got in trouble Mike, No,
No, the bad one is jackoff. So, like, you know,
I think I was really young whenthat happened, but he knows.
I think he knows. I dmus right now, how old were you
(28:47):
when you found out what a goochwas? I literally found out on a
first date five years ago. Hello, not like that. We were like
eating, not like that, notlike that. We were at dinner and
(29:07):
it came up in conversation and Iwas like, I was like that because
because the medical term for that wordis like perineum or some yeah, perineum
something like that, our peramium.It's one of those two bits around there.
But you know what I mean thatp word. Yeah, And so
when they said gooch, I waslike I thought that was called this,
(29:32):
and they're like, well it is, but it's also called a gooch.
And I'm like, I don't thinkthat's a thing, Like I think you
just maybe that's just something you saidor you and your friends said or whatever.
Like I'm I've literally and I'm notlike I'm not like you're clean like
girly girl, like like a what'sthe word all fucking pressy? Right,
(29:52):
So I'm like I have enough malefriends, like I'm about as as a
tune in keyt in. No,I'm just about as fucking raunchy, you
know what I mean. I feellike I am anyways, and I've never
heard the word gooch. So thenour server comes so like bring us our
drinks, and I was like,do you know what a gooc is?
Oh boy? And he started laughingand he was like yeah. And I
(30:17):
was like, so everyone knows whata gouch is except for me, and
they're like I guess yeah. Iwas like wow. And then That's when
I learned what a goouch was.At a dinner date, first date at
BJ's. Hey, you know,I know anyways, So that's the Scoocher
Gooch story. You know my sonbe cussing, Yeah, of course,
(30:41):
and I hear him. He don'tknow I be hearing him. There was
no way, I don't think weever. We were afraid. I'm writing
this down, Scoocher Gooch. Wewere so afraid to get caught cussing in
front like we would not none ofour kids would cuss in front of our
parents. He doesn't know I'm homewhen I hear or him do it?
Oh? When I'm home, Ilike, don't hear him. I hear
(31:03):
his friends cussing, like in theSometimes he if he's not wearing like his
headphones. This the chat comes throughlike his chair speakers or the TV or
whatever the case, so I hearwhat they be saying. Yeah, but
I don't. But he doesn't cuss. But sometimes I come home from from
work and he'll have his headphones on, so he doesn't hear me come in
(31:26):
and I'd be hearing him cuss.Of course. Is he good at it?
Or is just like kind of can'ttake him seriously, sure, of
course, but he's not. He'snot so much cussing someone out as he's
saying like, like you're fucking pissingme off with that, you know what
(31:48):
I mean. So that's why Ialso can't take him seriously because, like
I I get, he's a preteen, but to me, he's still like,
like, you're still like a fuckingfirst grader. Why are you talking
like that? Because to me,I'm like, you don't talk like that.
You're talking like that because you're liketalking to your friends. Sure,
right, but I'm like, youdon't be talking like that, right,
(32:09):
shut the fuck, Calm it down, Calm it down, sir. So
then I gotta like burst in hisroom and I'd give him that mom look
and I'd be like, what yourdamn mouse in my house? You gotta
do it next time. Next timeyou catch him cussing, like when he's
on his headset playing video game withhis friends, you gotta bust in.
Oh, why are you sitting therenaked playing video games? Get your head
(32:32):
out of your pants. You gottalike yell embarrassing as stuff. Don't put
your finger in there. That's disgusting. You got no, but you know
what he does though, when Ias soon as I walk into his room,
he mutes his mic because I usedto walk in there and be like,
Jelanni, have you even brush yourteeth today? Yeah? When's the
(32:52):
last time I used to walk inthere? When's the last time he showered?
It stinks in here? Yeah,you should drop the hammer on him.
And so because I walk it,I always walk in there about to
ask him some bullshit like that,like like it fucking stinks in here,
you're wearing deodorant? Like, sowhen I walk in the first thing he
does is mute his mic because helike doesn't know what's gonna come out of
(33:15):
my mouth, right, and andI and I put him on blast too.
I'm like, I'm like, you'remuting your mic because it's because you're
embarrassed, because you know that youshouldn't be this fucking gross. Like if
you don't want me to come inhere asking if you remember to wear deodorant
today and brush your teeth like you'refucking five, ye, then do it.
Yeah. Like I'm I'm out offucking patience with these dirty ass little
(33:39):
fucking boys. I am out ofpatience. I'm so sick of walking into
the room and just smelling fucking onionsand ass and just seeing like plates and
dishes and like fast food bag likejust trash every fucking wear. It just
pisses me off. Like you're soin your video games that you couldn't be
(34:00):
bothered to just throw your trash away. Yeah, like you're fucking like,
we don't live this way. Idon't live this way, right, It's
not like you watched me do thatgrowing up, Like you're just you're literally
just being fucking gross. Somebody inthe comments, let Lizette know how much
(34:21):
worse it's gonna get. And thenlong does this last? At least through
high school? And then when theyget into college they're just like frat boy
like drinking dirty socks on the floor. Like, but like a through high
school, he's going to be afucking gross disaster because I thought he's still
twelve, he's only in sixth grades, about to get worse. I thought
(34:42):
that getting into middle school. Ish. This is what I hear anyways from
my friends that have kids that arelike, are in middle school getting to
high school already whatever. They're likethat when they're smaller, and then once
they start liking girls and like havingcrushes and in turn caring about their appearance
(35:02):
because they're like trying to impress people. Sure, then they start like being
clean or maybe not with their roomand stuff, but they start taking care
of themselves better. That is notideally yeah yeah yeah yeah, maybe yeah,
your hygiene will improve, but yeah, your your car's messy, your
room is messy. You're right,your hygiene will probably improve at that point,
(35:24):
but everything else you're they're gonna stinkmore like you're you're just getting started
now you think you're like at thetop of They're like, oh, it's
almost over. It's just no,I know it's not almost over because he
like, for real, hasn't evengone through proberty. Yeah, proberty.
It's crazy. Did I just turnit to glow rilla a little bit?
(35:44):
It's about getting nasty, but like, and I'm expecting that, I'm expecting
that to hit maybe like this summer. Yeah right, Or does it happen
when after you turn thirteen? It'sit's all different. Whenever you it's whatever's
in your DNA. Everybody's different.Like I didn't remember, I didn't.
(36:06):
A growth spurt is obviously different thanpuberty, but they kind of align.
I didn't get taller until I wasthe summer before senior year. Like I
was five foot three for my firstthree years of high school five two,
five three really, and then I'vedone is five to one right now?
Yeah, I didn't hit six feetand I was eighty nine pounds for my
freshman year. What, yeah?Is that normal? Or were you malnourished?
(36:28):
Uh? And by malnourished, Imean like underweight skinny. I was
skinny, but I was I wassuper short. And I know this because
I went on the wrestling team andthe first day of freshman wrestling, they
wagh you in to find out classand he's all, you're eighty nine pounds.
You need to gain five chounds forme to let you on the team.
Did your doctor, like when youdid your physicals and stuff? Was
your doctor like, hey, heshould be at this weight for his age
(36:52):
and like high or whatever. Idon't remember, but none of nobody was
alarmed. I think they just saidlike, oh, like he'll hit his
growth spurt later like his dad was. They were just waiting for you to
up because my son right now isfive to one. Yeah, maybe a
little taller nearing five, so it'sa little hard to tell because he has
lucks. Yeah, five to oneand one hundred and twenty three pounds in
(37:16):
sixth grade. Yeah, that's abig boy. He's like bigger than me
in every I'm only I'm only likeone p fifteen. Yeah, and he's
won twenty three. If he's agross bird, he's going to be unstoppable,
I know, unless he just goesno. I think I don't know.
(37:39):
I don't know how tall he's goingto be. It's hard for me
to compare what where he is andlike where he averages compared to other kids,
because like I feel like he's alwaysbeen bigger, like husky. Yeah,
since he was small, he's alwaysjust been like a bigger kid,
(38:00):
not necessarily like the tallest, butfor for a while he was the tallest.
And then like throughout elementary school,I guess, like I don't know,
other boys were already going through puberty, so they were like like taller
than me. Yeah, and hestill wasn't even as tall as me yet.
But now he's getting there. ButI still feel like there's a lot
(38:21):
of kids that are taller than him. Like, I don't think he's that
tall, but I don't know what'snormal for a sixth grader, and it's
all over the place. I couldn'ttell you, you know. Yeah,
Drake a minor. Let's wrap thisup real quick. I gotta get out
of here. Only like little girls. I know. But his girlfriend is
five? His girlfriend is five?All right? On Instagram, we were
(38:44):
at Strawberry and Lazette. I'm atLasette love l I Z E T t
E l O v e E.I am at Strawberry Radio. Thank you
for the podcast stream and the YouTubestream. What up? What are you
doing for your birthday tomorrow? Uh? Going on with my buddy all day
and night out of town. No. Uh, my fiance is out of
(39:05):
town today. She comes back tomorrownight. So are you guys gonna go
to dinner? Me and her?Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go.
I was gonna go look off theI was trying to figure out if you
want to do let's do something.No, no, no, today,
that's fine. Let's do lunch orsomething. I don't know. We're doing
a nine hole, so shouldn't taketoo long. I don't know. We'll
figure Out'm gonna talk. I'm gonnasee him tonight So we're doing a nine
(39:27):
hole tomorrow at nine point thirty.So did Drake that's funny, that's going
And then did he meet mill playthat game? My fiance is not getting
back from Tahoe until like six atnight, so at the house, I'll
just go work out or some shit. I just take time off. I
don't know. That's why I wantto see my mom this weekend. All
right, let's wrap this up anduh thank you, Bye bye, scoochcoot
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