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Wednesday, May 01, 2024 - On today's show a bee swarm delayed a baseball game, Tyra Banks had her first drink at 50, Strawberry has a fake social media account, and a woman in Texas woke up from surgery with a UK accent!

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Streaming live Strawberry and Lazette every afternoonfrom three till seven on Sacramento's New Kiss
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Did you hear about the bee delayat the baseball game in Phoenix last night?
Did you see that video on TMZ? I saw something about like a
bee swarm swarm. Yeah, it'sStrawberry and Lazette in the afternoon, Sacramento's

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New Kiss one oh seven point nine, the best variety from the nineties and
two thousands. It was the Uhit was in Phoenix. It was the
Diamondbacks. They were playing the Dodgers. I guess there was a swarm of
bees behind home plate on that net, Yeah, you know, and they
couldn't start the game. The gamewas delayed for two hours. Yeah.
They called a local like pest controlguy. So he shows up to the

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stadium in that full bee keeper outfit. They put him on a scissor lift.
He sucked all the bees into avacuum. And then so they're playing,
They're playing I Need a Hero overthe loudspeakers and just it's a major
League baseball game. It's delayed bytwo hours. They have him throw out
the ceremonial first pitch. So hewalks out to the pitcher's mound. He

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takes his beekeeper helmet and slings itand then throws out the first pick like
he was the hero of the gameyesterday. Nobody, nobody is more deserving
than throwing out the first pitch thanthe man who went and sucked all the
bees into a vacuum. It's crazy. Hella headlines are coming up next.
I'm gonn watch this video again.What are we talking about? Tyra Banks

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admitted that she just had this forthe first time ever to celebrate her fiftieth
We'll talk about it. Hell Aheadlines coming up in two more songs right
now. It's Kasha Kiss one ofseven point nine. It's Strawberry and Lazette
on Sacramento's New Kiss one O sevenpoint nine minutes away from your next chance
to win one thousand dollars to payyour bills. It's Sacramento's New Kiss one

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oh seven point nine, Strawberry andLazette giving you Hella headlines right now.
So, Tyra Banks. Supermodel TyraBanks apparently just had her first alcoholic drink
ever ever to celebrate the Big fiveoh. She says she was super excited
for the Smilestone birthday. She wanteda trending thing. She spent the day
enjoying a seaplane adventure with her momand her bestie in Australia. They had

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a nice meal and her very firstalcoholic beverage. Do you believe it she
waited fifty years to have? Absolutelynot. I don't either. Like you
were at one point the biggest supermodelin the world, traveled the world,
all the fashion shows, all theparties. All you need to tell me

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that you never had like a celebratorylike not to say that she was an
alcoholic or something. I'm not sayingit's that far, but you never had
a celebratory like champagne toasts with you, a celebratory shot, a glass of
wine with dinner that in Italy thatwas freshly stomped, or something like.

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You know what I mean. Shehas the access to the best of the
best. You never had one drink? Interesting if that's true. I remember
when I turned twenty one, Myfirst drink was a shot. It was
a purple hooter. What even isthat? Tastes of like kool aid?
But I didn't want it, trulywas. It probably was those free ones
that like the bartenders walk around within the club that tastes like juice.

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All right, well, welcome tothe point. I remember my first drink
when it turns twenty one. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, I
had a baby. I don't thinkI did much well, Lendia get Strawberry.
Well. Locally, parts of thevalley from Sacramento to Red Bluff are
under a wind advisory for most ofthe day. They're saying fifteen to twenty
five mile an hour gus, someas strong as forty five. So U

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if any trees are knocked down orpower goes out, just be careful out
there. Yeah, it's windy today, Wendy. It opens the patio door
over here at work almost blew meon my back. Sacramento's new Kiss one
o seven point nine trying to payyour bills with a thousand dollars never miss
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every afternoon from three to seven onme always Free iHeartRadio app. So I
have this fake social media account,right, it's fake name alias, all
that stuff. What I got?Why are you just saying that so casually.
No, I didn't know that.I thought you knew. No.
Oh, okay, well it's Strawberryand Lazette, Sacramento's new Kiss one oh
seven point nine. So I havea fake social media account. I set

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up a fake name, fake emailaddress, all that stuffy. Yeah,
it's so I could kind of likekeep an eye on my neighbors. It's
the next door app where it sayslike, hey, in your neighborhood,
this is happening or this is goingon. So, according to my next
door app, my name is BettyYou. I'm a fifty five year old
Asian woman who happens to live inmy house. I have this whole backstory

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of her. But I signed upas Betty You so I can like monitor
the next door app without giving myreal name. I don't like my neighbors
knowing too much, right, likemy real name? How did it's bad
enough they know where I live?So I got logged out of my fake
social media account and now you can'tlog back in. I can't log back

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in because I forgot all the fakestuff I set up for my fake name,
and now I don't know what myneighbors are doing. On next door.
Oh well you should ask Betty you. I wish I could. She's
not answering my emails. Interesting,Okay, I thought it was like when
you said you had a fake socialmedia. I thought it was like a
fake Instagram like burner account, sothat you could spy on you know,

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I don't know. Not people thatyou don't want to know you are still
lurking on their pages. Do youhave a fake social media? You have
a fin stuff no accounts? Nope. I guarantee I'm not the only person
with like a fake account online.I know there's a bunch of people out
there. I've thought about making it, say let's do it. And but
you know what, my friend,my best friend has one, and so

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all of the friends collectively use thatone. Yeah, it's snoop. See,
so I don't need my own.But technically, you know, if
you have a comment, if youhave a fake social media account online,
we want to hear from you.We'll talk to you next. It's Sacramento's
New Kiss one on seven point nine, full show, every afternoon, whenever
you want. It's Strawberry and Lizetteon Sacramento's New Kiss one oh seven point

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nine. So got a few moreminutes into this hour's keyword for your shot
at one thousand dollars and to thekeyword green online right now kiss one O
seven nine dot com. It's Strawberryand Lazette in the afternoon. So I
have a fake social media account,a burner account so that I could sign
up for next door and people don'tknow like my real name and like where

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I live, but I want toknow what's going on in the area.
Let's go to Matt calling in fromSacramento. Why do you have a fake
social media account? I love sportsand I look at like talk trash and
sports and stuff, but like,I don't want people message in my private
account, and I'm not trying toget fired either for all the trash I
talk, you know, So Ijust think like it's fun to go to
other fan basis message boards and talktrash. One. Yeah, if you
make the wrong person mad, theywill go out of their way to find

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out where you work and email yourboss. Yeah. I'm not trying to
deal with any of that act.Yeah, that's why I haven't burn her
account. All right, thanks forthe call, Brandy and Rocklan. Do
you have a fake social media account? And what do you use it for?
Oh, to stalk my ex andhis new girlfriend. Of course,
of course I knew we were gonnaget one phone call about keeping tabs on

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your ex, keeping tabs on myex, his new girlfriend her egg.
Do you ever interact with them onthat burner account? I do not.
Yeah, that reminds me. Ihave a friend who broke up with someone
because he found out that she hadlike four or five different fake names on
Facebook. And she would have conversationslike, Oh, I can't believe he's
treating you wrong. Yeah, girl, you deserve better her. It was

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her, but she had four orfive different names. She would go have
these Facebook conversations with all her fakenames. Have you ever seen the movie
Split? No? Is that?What's why you've never seen Split? It's
about a guy with multiple personalities.There you go, Yeah, media thought,
Yeah, my friend's ex and thiscaller on the phone right now,
I want to join the conversation.Send Strawberry and Lysette a talkback message while

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you stream the New Kiss. WhenI was seven point nine on the always
free iHeartRadio app, Sacramento's New KissOne, I was seven point nine,
Strawberry and La said, in theafternoon, and who does that? Does
that a Catholic priest in Pennsylvania isin trouble in hot water? Be looked

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at sideways if you will. ReverendLawrence Kodak was caught and charged with spending
forty thousand dollars of the church's fundsin the span over three years on Candy
Crush and Mario Kart. You swearforty thousand dollars the last three years on

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Candy Crush and Mario Kart. Anaccountant for the church as the one who
noticed a suspicious quote astronomical amount ofApple transactions while reviewing the books. I'm
sure Reverend Lawrence Kodak will have parentalcontrols on his purchases moving forward, Moving
forward, like how addicted to CandyCrush and to Mario Kart were you?

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Purchases are sneaky though they'll sneak upon now they add up. I agree
they can add up. But fortythousand dollars, forty thousand dollars worth of
in app purchases in three years,let's just say that was even four years.
Sure, that's ten thousand dollars ayear just on Apple purchases on games
buying more lives. He better havea high score. He'd better be better

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be worth it, better be worthit? Who does that? Brought to
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Tyler, we are paying your bills, dude, you just want one
thousand dollars. Heck, yeah,thank you so much. You don't know
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funds and you know you're trying toback out. Awesome, Well, glad
we can help you out with that. Good luck buying your house. Don't
forget to invite us to your housewarming party. Thank you so much.
You really started out this month right, because April was one of the worst
months of my life, so you'restarting this month. I was wrong.
Better days are on the way.Tyler. Congratulations again, thank you for
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we'll be at Hard Rock Lives Sacramento, May tenth, and yes, we
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You want to go see Pete Davidson. Send us a talk back in message
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Kiss one oh seven point nine.Hella headlines are next. Yes, rumors
that Dwayne the Rock Johnson and RyanReynolds were Beevin while filming Red Notice,
we'll talk about it. Hella headlinesare next. Never miss admitted with Strawberry

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and Lazette on Kiss one oh sevenpoint nine, stream live every afternoon from
three to seven on me always freeIheartrate. Now it's away from another chance
to win one thousand dollars to payyour bills. It's Sacramento's new Kiss one
oh seven point nine, Strawberry andLazette giving you Hella headlines right now.
So rumors have been swirling that Dwaynethe Rock Johnson had been coming into work

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late while shooting the movie Red Notice. It's saying that The Rock would show
up like seven to eight hours lateto set, and it was so bad
that Ryan Reynolds had to pull themaside one time and be like, look,
can you be a little more mindfuland respectful of my time? Have
everyone else that's time around here?I was sitting around waiting for you.

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Keep in mind, this was allduring COVID, so there were already very
strict rules in place, and tobe eight hours behind on top of that,
like, that's an entire work day, That's that's a lot. I
imagine it was very frustrating. Thetwo are in production for Red Notice too,
so we can only assume all aswell. Now. Amazon said any
rumors implying that The Rock was showingup seven to eight hours late as both

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ridiculous and false. It's weird,though, because I've heard that story several
different times about several different movie sets, Like, it's not the for me,
it's not the Yeah, it's notthe first time I've heard this,
but I don't know. I'm noton a Hollywood set. Filming movies of
rock. So I don't know,but I feel like if it's being said
this many times, there has tobe some truth to it. Right,

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this many times from different sets ofdifferent people. Yeah, oh no,
that's just me though. Lad toget Strawberry well. Locally, several marches
and rallies are being held across thearea all different times today to mark May
Day. This is when workers gatherin a fight for better pay and other
labor rights. Some protests are playinghere in Sacramento. Other hotel employees may

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be taking a stand which could affectthe Hilton and the Marriot, the Hyatt,
other hotels. So just be awarethat today there may be a number
of different protests and rallies and marchesand stuff. But Happy May Day,
everybody. It's Wendy today. Bundleup. Oh it is indeed. Hell
aheadlines on Kiss one oh seven pointnine and now another chance to win one
thousand dollars right after this full showevery afternoon, whatever you want. It's

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Strawberry and Lizette on Sacramento's new Kissone oh seven point nine. We're gonna
play stop the story. It's Strawberryand Lazette on Sacramento's New Kiss one oh
seven point nine. I think thisstory is funny. I think you're gonna
like it, Lazette. Okay,but at any point you could just say
stop the story and I'll move on, and we'll move on, and I'll
never hear the end of it.This is correct, Okay, let's start

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now to that bizarre story. ButTexas woman who woke up from surgery with
a thick British accent, Keep going, keep going. Texas woman had surgery
woke up speaking the Queen's English.Mom of three, Lisa Alama is a
born and brad Texas girl, buther voice, I say, you're all
the time before the accent. OnceI got to accent, I started to

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nice and I said, you willis from England. All right, keep
going and stop the story. Whatthat's a Texas woman who speaks British accent.
Now it's so funny because Texas accentand like British accent are two very
thick accents, but very completely different. Okay, keep going, keep going.

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In twenty fifteen, she went intosurgery and came out with a new
accent. I've never been outside ofthe country except for Mexico. That's definitely
not where my accent came from.Born and raised in Texas. Speaking like
that, speaking like adele, that'skind of cool, super cool. Stop
the story or keep going? Keepgoing? All right? Listen to her
voice before and I have inspired usand befriended us, and we love you.

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And today I'm very shocked. Ididn't know how to take it.
I was very confused. I wouldlove to have surgery and wake up like
speaking a new language. Would you, Yes, as long as I didn't
lose my English? Okay? Keepthe story or sorry? Stop the story
or keep going? Keep going.It's an extremely rare medical condition called foreign
accent syndrome, only about one hundredreported cases ever, and there is no

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known cure, no cure for whatshe has right now, Doug talking like
that forever? I can keep goingthat though, no, like I imagine
if it was like a Scottish accent. How dare you? Those are rough?
I know they understand. Stop thestory or keep going? I feel
like we're at the end, butkeep going. Okay. While the accent
can diminish over time, it canalso be permanent. You're still you.

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This accent doesn't define you. Youare who you are. And again if
you just tune in, that's aTexas woman sounding like she was born and
raised in London. Yeah, keepgoing to stop the story. We can
stop the story here. We willstop the story. I do feel bad
for her, though, I know. Sacramento's New Kiss one oh seven point
nine streaming live Strawberry and Lazette everyafternoon from three till seven on Sacramento's New

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Kiss one oh seven point nine andKiss one O seven point nine dot com
giving you your daily dose of goodnews stories right here, Sacramento's New Kiss
one O seven point nine Strawberry andLisa in the afternoon. I saw this
on Facebook. Actually, Portland,Oregon resident Charlie's safe In won a record

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breaking one point three billion dollar hormalljackpot. Him, his wife and one
of their friends all chipped in onehundred dollars for these lottery tickets. Now,
Charlie, Charlie's one of those peoplewhere you're like, Okay, I'm
glad he he's the one winning thismoney. Yeah. Charlie is a machinist
and a father of to We're onlybattling cancer and recently underwent chemo therapy,

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he said, He's been praying nightlyfor months, even sleeping with the lotto
numbers under his pillow, just hopingfor a miracle, and one has finally
come to him and his family.They opted for the lump sum of four
hundred and twenty two million dollars aftertaxes, and he's looking forward to being
able to comfortably provide for his familyand at the same time get the very

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very expensive treatments and health care thathe needs right now. So a huge
weight that I know has been liftedoff of all of their shoulders. I'm
happy that he's the one who's winningthis money well deserved and we are hoping
him the best. That is ahuge payout. Also, HU happy for
him and his family. I loveit and that's what's good. Brought to

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Send Strawberry and Lisette back message whileyou stream the new Kiss one o
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one oh seven point nine. Weare paying your bills. Anna, you

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just won one thousand dollars. Idid nice, Yes and congratulations. Thank
you one a thousand dollars. Richard, do you know what You're gonna spend
this money on well paying bills andthen just go have a good time somewhere.
I love that answer. Thank youfor listening to Kiss one oh seven
point nine. Congratulations again, Anna, Thank you. Another shout out one

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point nine. Here's Teddy Swims LoseControl. It's Strawberry and Lazette on Sacramento's
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