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April 16, 2024 • 20 mins
Tuesday, April 16, 2024 - On today's show Strawberry and Lizette try to figure out who is more equivalent to OJ -- The Rock or Shaq? Lizette gets quizzed on 5th grade cirriculum, and Megan Fox responds to that Love Is Blind contestant who got ROASTED for comparing herself to Megan.

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After that happened, and we wereso we were so excited. Kidnap
us poisonous, There's so many possibilities. We just had a stranger walk into
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That That's literally what happened. That'swhy I'm like, either they could have
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pay your bills, giving you Hellaheadlines first. It's Strawberry and Lazette on
Sacramento's New Kiss one oh seven pointnine. Rust armorer Hannah Gutierra's Reid has
been sentenced to eighteen months in prisonfor her connection to the fatal shooting of
cinematographer Helena Hutchins by Alec Baldwin thathappened a couple years ago back in twenty

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twenty one. Yeah, Hannah hadbeen convicted in March in voluntary manslaughter after
live rounds instead of blanks were usedin Alec Baldwin's gun production. Hannah pled
for a lesser sentence, but prosecutorsclaim that like she hadn't shown any genuine
remorse or really accepted responsibility for heractions and really believed and really wanted her

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to be given the max sentence Sikes. Alec Baldwin has also been charged with
involuntary man manslaughter. He's scheduled tohad the trial in July. It's so
weird and again, that's not ourworld. We don't work in Hollywood.
We don't work on sets where there'slive guns and ammunition. But from the
outside looking in, it still bogglesmy mind that if they're on a set
shooting movies with fake guns, thatyou have real bullets anywhere near there?

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What? Yeah, why would youhave? We have real bullets, but
we're not going to use these,Like why would they like why are they
there in the first place. Again, it's not my world. I don't
know. Just from an outsider,it's so cool. Maybe it just comes
together like yeah, I also don'tknow. Maybe if you I don't know,
I'm not even going to try toexplain my train of thought because like
I also don't know how that couldeven how that could even happen? No

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kidding the headlines you got, Strawberry, Well, it's gonna happen tonight.
Tonight is win or go home forthe Kings. Kings and Warriors are facing
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iHeartRadio app Kiss one oh seven pointnine. Hello, Hey, I love
you guys. I was just listeningto the Mexican Ginger podcast and I heard
you're talking about how famous OOJ wasback in the day of top But I
think I got a name for you, okay, So hold on. Yeah.
In the most recent episode of ourpodcast, The Mexican Ginger Podcast,

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was that now we're trying to explainwhen all this happened with OJ. He
was the biggest A list star atthe time, and we were trying to
figure out if any current celebrity isas famous as OJ Simpson was back in
the day, Like who would beequivalent to that today? Toured the Rock?
The Rock is the Rocks celebrity asbig as OJ's celebrity was. I

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don't know, he was just startingwith Nathly super famous for wrestling, and
then like Bolwana and The Great Movie. I think The Rock is probably the
closest to being the biggest celebrity.He's very famous, he does a lot
of things, and he's one ofthose people that's like a big giant Teddy
Bear the Rock, right, SoI think if he were to have been

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like discovered to have done all theseawful things, it would be just as
shocking. Yeah, if The Rockgot into a police chase like OJ did,
the world would stop and they wouldwatch live footage of it. Hold
on, I just thought of anotherone. Okay, what about Shack.
I don't think Jack had the reachand movies and like the whole fear of
entertainment. W Shack is beloved though. He's such a good guy. That's

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my point. He was a greatathlete. He's got movies, he's got
TV shows, commercials, and he'sknown to always be out at like Best
Buy, and we'll just pay foreveryone's stop. We'll go to the Walmart
and pay for everyone's back to schoolshopping. I just looked up The Rock
on Instagram. He's got almost fourhundred million followers. I think the Rock

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is more famous right now, butShack is more legendary, generationally famous.
Yeah, those are two good namesthat we didn't come up with when we
were doing the Mexican Ginger Podcast lastweek. You can hear all of our
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New Kiss one oh seven point nine. So Travis Kelcey is going to be
back on TV hosting. Are yousmarter than a celebrity? It's all still
elementary curriculum, but there's going tobe celebrities there to help you answer these
questions. Good, all right,Michelle and Sacramento, you are going to
play against Lazette. I am fifthgrade curriculum questions you ready? Yeah?

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Ready? How much is fourteen timesfive? Oh? My god, I
don't know if I can do itin my head? The embarrassing seventy seventy
is correct. Lizette's another fifth gradecurriculum question. Nervous on the periodic table?
Wait? Why does she get aneasy math question in Mind's science?

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They're both fifth grade classes. Idon't know. Okay, go on the
periodic table? Which element is representby the letter N? Nitrogen? There
you go, see nitrogen? Areyou're smart? Do I knew some things?
Michelle? Back to you with anotherfifth grade curriculum question. During World
War two, Michelle, on theday known as D Day, what location

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did Allied troops invade Europe? Thatwith Normandy? Yes, the beaches of
Normandy. Friends. Oh my goodness. If you graduated fifth grade, you
should know. I don't remember learningthat. My fifth grade teacher hated me,
so they held that from you.I'm not going to teach her these
questions. Okay, She didn't teachme the important things in life. There's

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your chance to tie it. Fifthgrade curriculum question, what is the clinical
name for the thigh bone? Thinkback to your nursing school classes. Clinical
name for the thigh bone. I'mgonna go with femur because i know that's
something. You got that one,right, Michelle, Anna, that are
both smarter than a celebrity. Congratsto both of you. Where geniuses.

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That was pretty fun in a shockingturn of events. Here, plot twist,
plot twists. Let me ask Strawberry, this is just for this for
extra credit. Okay, what wholenumber is closest to the square root sixty
five? Is this a fifth gradequestion? Yes? Okay, so the
square root of sixty five of sixtyfive whole number is closes? Oh?

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I see, okay, I'm gonnasay either seven or eight. I pick
one. I'm gonna say eight.Yeah, you got it right, Louder.
I don't think Michelle heard you.Michelle did you hear that? Say
it? Louder? Say what?Say what happened? Say what? She
was there? Michelle was there,she saw the whole thing. What happened?
You got it right? There?We go here. I just wish

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I could join you to here fora game night. I think let's go
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Megan Fox is officially you're not gonnaget me? What about Megan Fox?

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Was she doing so? Megan Fox? How's she hanging tough? I
hope stop so? Megan Fox wasfinally responding to Love is Blind contestant Chelsea
Blackwell. Remember when she said thatshe looked like Megan Fox? Thought that
was so tough, And Meghan hadn'tsaid anything up until now. We'll hear
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point nine. So remember that girlChelsea from the recent season of Love Is
Blind who said she looked like MeganFox. Yes, and everyone started roasting
her. Yes, she looks nothinglike Megan Fox. Right, Well,
Megan Fox is now finally like respondingto all of this and in support of
Chelsea Blackwell, the woman on theshow, and she's not a fan of

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how the Internet reacted to Chelsea's claimsshe has like very blue, like slightly
slatted, almond shaped eyes. Onehundred thousand percent people have told her you
kind of look like Megan Fox.So I believe she's telling the truth.
I hope she still has that sparklein her eye. I hope the world
didn't steal it from her mine.Mine died long ago from being bullied for
twenty years. So she said,I don't think she deserved that, And

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she thinks that people went way toohard on Chelsea. They kind of did.
She really did get cyber bullied fora while. Well become why would
you say that? I know?I know? And why would Megan foxy
who bullied Megan Fox. That's anotherthing for twenty years. I don't believe
that Megan Fox has always been thatsuper hot it girl, oh always,
Yeah, she's been a TV andmovie star for she would have got picked

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on by like one person and waslike a bully by whole life. Yeah,
I'm not buying that Megan Fox hasalways been gorgeous? No kidding?
Right? What aheadlines you got Strawberry? Well, Tonight, it's win or
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One Center. Cool little fun fact. Also, the NBA just announced that
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Okay. The tow truck makes severalattempts to hook on to their twenty
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who's driving, is stuck in frontof this black sedan. What do you
interesting? What do you think?I think? I want to stop the
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story doesn't get more interesting after thata little bit. But if you want
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we'll stop then, Sacramentoine, herewe go. Fortunately, the black car
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truck give chase joanss for several blocks. Really scary, So the tow truck

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gave chase for several blocks, butwe can stop the story if you want.
Did they catch it? I don'tknow. They got away. You
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Let's stop the story. I willstop the story. Sacramento's New Kiss
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This Saturday, Lazette and I willbe hosting the thirty first annual Doggie
Dash at william Land Park. I'mexcited, it's so fun. I'm nervous.
Why are you nervous? Because I'mallergic to dogs? That's right,
that's right, but we're going anyway. This is the largest five k two
k dog walk in festival and Sacramento. And sure, not only is it

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a great time, people dress uptheir dogs and costumes and you get to
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itch, but the Doggie Dash benefitsthe Sacramento SPCA and it helps them provide
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a part of it. Also.Registration opens at eight thirty Saturday morning and
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Dash this Saturday, William Lamp Park. It's going to be so fun.
I think I'm gonna bring my son, yeah, so that he can absorb
all the jumps and the licks,yeah, and then I can just stand
by and smile. Gotcha, youknow, take some sucks because like the
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