May 16, 2024 • 37 mins
The Right is so demoralized they don't even know what winning looks like. Tough guy Joe agrees to a debate with Trump but only if it's fixed in Biden's favor. The back brace. Unable to save yourself. Can the American voter even save themselves because normie Norm doesn’t realize their problems are of their own making.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is that Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. And oh, it
looks like it's gonna be a history Wednesday, as I
promised it would be, you history lovers. One hour from now,
we're gonna talk about Sulah. That'll be fun. I know
we have other things we must tackle before we get there, though,
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the primaries, the failures in the primaries last night, we
will discuss those. We're gonna get to the Biden Trump
agreeing to a debate thing.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm gonna get to that as well.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
That the primaries and data are really probably gonna dominate
the entire first hour. Next hour its history. We'll get
to the inflation stuff, emails all. That's so much more
coming up tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Before we get to any of those other things. I
need to do this. We lost a couple more of
our guys in training. We always try to honor whenever
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we catch it. We don't catch them all obviously. Whenever
we catch it, we try to honor military people who
died during training. They're always forgotten, ignored. There's never a
national celebration of these people. But we got an email
about this when Jesse's, son of an elder in our
church died in a training accident yesterday. His name is
Captain John Robertson. He was in the Air Force, an
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instructor pilot. There was a problem with the ejector seat
on the ground. It's either way. He's gone. He died,
and out of the army they had one two, first
Lieutenant Zachary Golli.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
He died. He fell.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
There was some sort of a training exercise in Louisiana
and he fell. And both of these young men gave
their lives for this country. Every bit is heroic as
somebody who died over there in the desert. Every bit
is heroic, and we honor their sacrifice. We pray for
their families, and we plick taps for them here rest
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in peace, brothers. All right, let's deal with the big
news of the day before we get to the primary stuff. Now,
let me actually rephrase that. The big news of the
day yesterday is the primary results West Virginia, Maryland, Nebraska.
That's the real big news of the day. The splashy,
flashy headline of today, though, is the Biden Trump debates
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they've agreed to them.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
In case you're just now joining us, breaking news from a.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Journalist, it's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
We love Jesse. He's the best. Yesse, Please kiss my baby,
Yes Jesse, Jessey, Jesse Jesse. Joe Biden has agreed to
debate Donald Trump. Biden campaign had been real cagey on it,
obviously for obvious reasons. Trump had been pushing hard to
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debate Joe Biden. Donald Trump, despite his age, super sharp,
great energy, still still up there giving hour two hour
long speeches at rallies. That's for a young man. That's
exhausting for his age, that's amazing. To be honest with you,
I've given him a lot of speechips before. It's exhausting.
So Trump's great energy and sharp. Joe Biden's a disaster
and everyone can see it. So Trump's been pressing him, Hey,
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we got a debate, We got a debate, challenging him,
throwing out all these bombs, and then Biden finally steps
up today and makes this announcement video. Now you should
know before I played this little announcement video, there are
thirteen or fourteen I mean, there's a lot of cuts
out here, a lot of cuts. It took them to
get Joe Biden this one little video.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty.
Since thatid he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's
acting like he wants to debate me again. Will make
my day, pal. I'll even do it twice. So let's
pick the dace. Donald, I hear you're free on Wednesdays.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We're gonna set aside that last jab in just kind
of how her that is because that I hear you're
free on Wednesday's thing. That was a shot at the
fact that Trump is in the middle of trials, So
obviously that's really ugly for that to come out of
the mouth of any president for any reason. Anyway, put
that side aside. I'm also gonna set aside for the moment.
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It may not even come back to it to make
my day, pal, I just Joe Biden's done this for
so long.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty.
Since then, he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's
acting like he wants to debate me again.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Will make my day, pal.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You're not a gangster, You're not a tough guy. It's
not the nineteen fifties. You're not in a leather jacket
with a pack of Ciga where it's rolled up in
your sleeve. You're a politician who couldn't fight your way
out of a wet paper bag. And he's always talking
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like this. Let me tell you something, pal, Remember when
he got up there talking about Joe. I'd like to
take him behind the gym and beat the crap out
of him. You're a dork politician. Please stop, Please stop
with the tough guy routine. It's brutal to listen to.
But anyway, put all that stuff aside. We're getting details
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out on the debates. So pause there for a moment.
I want you to I want you to picture this.
I want you to picture me. I I've given up
this whole radio thing and I've decided to become a
UFC fighter, an MMA fighter, and I'm really good. By
the way, I'm not and I'm definitely not any UFC fighter,
But just for for our purposes here, I'm a UFC fighter.
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And what is my specialty? What do I do? Really well,
I'm a striker. I'm a kickboxer. I want to stand
up and I want to punch and kick, and if
we do that, I'm gonna knock you out. That's what
I do. I strike. I'm really really good at it,
very difficult to beat me. I have this opponent that
I really want to challenge. I really want to challenge him.
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His name is Chris. He he's a very good wrestler,
but he's maybe the worst striker in the history of
the UFC. He just can't do it. If he's ever
on his feet striking, he's gonna lose. He's gonna get
knocked out in a second because Chris sucks. Now, I
want you to picture this. I'm challenging Chris, and I'm
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challenging Chris, and I'm challenging Chris. Let's fight, let's fight.
Let's fight him. Finally Chris steps up and he says, yeah, absolutely,
I will fight you, name the time and place. But
the rules are kind of different this time the fight.
We have to start out on our butts. We're not
going to be standing up, and anyone who stands up
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automatically loses. Oh and by the way, the referee during
the fight is gonna be my dad. Anyway, I'll see
you at the fight. Does that sound like that sounds
like a good idea for me to take that fight.
Do you know who's hosting the first debate, CNN. Let's
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let's just begin there, CNN. Let's listen to anybody that.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Votes Republican and doesn't understand you of voting for the
end of democracy. Just pay attention to the Sunday shows
this past weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Make this sacred pledge to you, the defense, protection, and
preservation American democracy would remain as it has been the
central cause of my presidency.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
American democracy could end with the election of Donald Trump.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
IOWA apparently short for I want to live in a
democracy anymore? And the man has had you know, he's
declared open season on democracy.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Do you have any idea how much of that montage
I could have? Let it keep going with CNN?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You could?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Are you easily that CNN is the most evil despicable
publication in the United States? Does it count as a
publication media outlet? I guess I probably should say for me,
it would be The New York Times, the Washington Post,
and CNN. And I'm not sure which one of those
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I would pick that would be the most evil, But
CNN is most definitely in the running. We finally agree,
We finally agreed to a debate. The first one's hosted
by CNN, the second ones hosted by ABC. Okay, aren't
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all right? So all right?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Not great?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Then we have things like this.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
It should be yes in studio with no audience, so
that the candidates can clearly articulate their audience.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Is an audience a deal breaker for you?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Listen, it's Donald Trump who said he would do this anytime, anywhere,
any place. So I don't think that they should have
any problems with what we have proposed. He's the one
who said he's ready to go, so we should be
set to go once we have proposals in from networks.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
This has not been confirmed yet, but it's being widely
reported that the debate on CNN will not have a
studio audience, and it's being reported not confirmed yet. I
want to be clear about that, that.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
They will cut off Donald Trump's microphone when Joe Biden
is speaking. All Right, you know what, I'm gonna take
a minute. I'm gonna cool off, and we'll come back
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How got on?
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Speaker 6 (11:52):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course,
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
We have history coming up, and there's gonna be a
lot of it. It's not gonna be a ten minute segment.
It might take me an hour, it might take me more.
I don't know, So just buckle up. About about forty
five minutes from now, we're doing that. You can email
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us Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Back to this
Biden Trump debate, Biden finally quits chickening out and agrees
to debate Donald Trump. But wait on CNN with their
moderator while cutting off Trump's microphone when Biden is speaking,
why in the world do we agree to the what?
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What is going on? Do I need to remind you
how important a moderator can be in a debate, in
a debate too, at the debate, in a debate too?
Do you remember do you remember when Joe Biden and
Trump debated last time and Joe Biden begins to do
what Joe Biden does. He lies, He tells gigantic lies.
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He always has, he always will. We talk about it
all the time in the show and the Hunter Braden
laptop thing. Obviously Trump brought it up. It was very
very relevant. Your son is apparently a horrific felon and
you have a criminal enterprise and your son is deeply
involved in it with you. Trump brings it up during
the debate, as he should have. Remember how that went.
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Remember now this is a back and forth, and obviously
you're gonna hear Biden and Trump. But the best part,
the most revealing part, is the end of it. The moderator.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
There are fifty former national intelligence folks who said that
what this he's accusing me of is a Russian plan.
They have said that this has all the care four
five former heads of the CIA, both parties say what
he's saying is a bunch of garbage. Nobody believes it
except them his and his good friend Rudy Gielli.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
You mean the laptop is now another Russia Russia Russia hoax.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
This is this is the best part. This is you've
heard about that. You got it. This is the best part.
Listen when the moderator steps.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Out, that's exactly what, exactly what this is where he's going.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
On the issue of race.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You had I want to stay on the issue of race.
We're about to have a debate. We're about to have
a discussion on national television about the fact that the
man who was then running to be president, Joe Biden
against the sitting president. Joe Biden was running to be president,
and it was revealed that his son is a multi
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time felon in some very very shady business endeavors with
Joe Biden. Donald Trump brings it up, as he should have,
on the stage after Joe Biden lies about it, calls
it Russian disinformation, and at that exact moment, even a
mildly unbiased moderator would step in and say, Okay, so
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you're saying it's this, So you're saying it's that, staying
on the topic, asking follow up questions of each candidate,
so you believe this, you say that, But.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Nope, steps right in.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
No, no, no, no, no, we're talking about race. We're talking
about something that's gonna make sure Trump looks real bad
since we've told everyone he's some kind of horrific racist.
I don't think the right understands, and in fact that
it's not that. I don't think the right does not
know what winning looks like, and it's understandable why we
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have and I really am not I'm not. I don't
mean this to be insulting. I'm not trying to say
that we have a loser mentality. We do because that's
all we've always done. I told you this story before,
but I've been I've played sports when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It was never any good. Don't worry about that. I'm
not some athlete.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
But always played sports, baseball, basketball, and I was on
great teams. I was never part of that. And I
was on terrible teams. That was a big part of that.
And I'm telling you this. Winning When you're on a
winning team, winning becomes a habit. You know how to win,
you win, you prepare like you're gonna win. You think
you're gonna win, and you know what winning looks like,
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and vice versa. Losing becomes a habit. You start losing,
you keep losing long enough, you expect to lose, You
think you're gonna lose, You prepare like you're gonna lose,
and you do this as a natural human response to
make the losing less painful. I was on the worst
basketball team in the history of Montane. I won't go
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into the details of it. We were so inhumanly bad.
We would get blown out by twenty or thirty points
every single game we played. It was routine and by
the end of the season. We had a game at
the end of the season where we lost the game.
We lost the game by eight points. I want to
stress this, we lost the game by eight points. We
were celebrating in the locker room loser mentality. The GOP
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doesn't even know what winning looks like, and so they
will agree. I don't know how the Republicans get caught
in this stuff. Every single time, they will allow the
most despicable media outlets hate them and announce all year long.
For four years CNN and ABC, we'll talk about how
Republicans are the Nazi anti Christ and then when it
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comes to debate season, we're proud going out to debate
on Sinnan and hosted by ABC. We will play their
game on their field, with their referees enforcing their rules,
and we always look around and wonder, what how did
we lose?
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I don't understand what happened. Joe Biden isn't even a
functional adult. Donald Trump is still sharp as attack. Even
if you hate his freaking guts, you have to admit
the guy is sharp and it's impressive. And we agreed
to be basically straight jacketed before we debate. The dementia
patient and we're celebrating it.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
We got him, guys. Wooo, he's gonna debate now he's
going down ah way. We don't even know what winning
looks like. Look host it on a normy.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Network, Fox News.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Let me sew, the Normans can drone out at home.
Oh what's on Fox?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
At least have them post one of them.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
But no CNN and ABC. Gosh whatever, I'm moving on.
We're gonna talk about primaries and stuff. I gotta get
some stuff out of the way before we get to history,
which I'm gonna enjoy tonight. I need a break from politics.
We're breaking from politics a half hour from now. I
may not even come back. I may make it take
two hours. I'm just in that kind of a mood.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
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And I'm gonna say something to you now, And I
know I'm gonna regret telling you this. I know I will,
and I want to stop myself from saying what I'm
about to say.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
But I'm not gonna hold back. I'm not gonna hold back.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I am. I'm currently wearing a back breeze. Okay, it's
not funny, Chris. Okay, so I need to explain. You know,
you know I told you i'd thrown my back out
lifting weights this last Sunday. Well, it wasn't getting better,
and it wasn't getting better, and it wasn't getting better.
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And then this morning I woke up and it was
feeling a little bit better. It really was feeling a
little bit better. Quit shaking her head, Chris. And so
I was feeling lazy and fat, like I hadn't moved.
I want to move, like I need my body to move.
And so I I went and lifted weights again and
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definitely reinjured it. Whatever was wrong is significantly worse now
than it was, to the point I was having some
difficulty walking and I had to stop by the pharmacy
on the way here to buy a back brace. Like
I'm ninety five years old, which I am currently wearing
to do a radio show. It's not even like I'm
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doing physical labor, hard lifting, construction or something like that.
I'm sitting here talking into a microphone wearing a back brace,
and so I just felt the need to tell you that's.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Where I am.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Speaking of injuries because it's time to talk about the
primaries last night and spending and debt. That there's gonna
be a bunch of stuff lumped into this. You want
to know something I've always found incredibly sad, well, I'll
just tell you. I was watching an animal documentary one time.
This is an example of it. I really like the
raw animal documentaries because I'm a dude. Basically, I don't
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want to see I don't want to see the lion
chase the gazelle across the prairie and you cut away
as soon as the lion catches the dagon gazelle. I'm
a big boy. I want to see what's happening out there.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I want to see the crocodiles eat things.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I want to I want to see nature in all
of its glory and horror. But there are drawbacks from
that because then I know I'm gonna sound like a
huge hypocrite here. While I want to watch that stuff,
I really don't like animals being injured. I don't mind
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animals being killed. I used to hunt, you know, I
don't mind the lion hunting down the gazelle, killing it,
and all the lions eating. That's how they eat. I'm
not naive. I'm not some animal rites hippie. I just
don't like them suffering. And here's why I don't like
them suffering. I was watching one one time, and you
know how unbelievably powerful and fast, in mean and deadly
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hippos are. You look at hippopotamus and you think, look
at this big tub of goo, probably waddles around. Probably really,
I should struggle with him. No, they're pretty much the
deadliest animal on the planet and mean territorial.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
They kill people.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
They kill as many people as crocodiles do, and they're powerful.
And this documentary I was watching, I'm sure these lions
were desperate. It happens to lion prides if the food
isn't there. They decided they were going to take on
a full grown hippo. The hippoe was on land and
they were all as you've seen, you've seen the videos.
They're all piled on this thing. They're draped all over it,
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and they're trying to be careful because they are aware
of the danger involved if you get too close to
the gigantic chumpers on that thing, and one of the
female lions lost her footing hippo was shaken and got
within bite's reach. And this hippo turns around and chomps
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down on the head of this female lion. Now fast
forward to their showing the next day, and this lion,
this female lion, is still alive, but her jaw is
essentially hanging off her head, the lower part of her
jaws hanging off her head. This is a lion that's
never going to be able to eat again. And honestly,
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if the hippo had died right then, I wouldn't have
been sad. If the lion had died right then, I
wouldn't have been sad. Okay, that's nature, it's brutal. But
that picture of this female lion dejectedly walking around alone
stays with me to this day. And here's why I
find it to be so sad. And this will come
back to politics. In a moment, she in that moment,
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was unable to save herself. There's nothing, nothing she could do.
She doesn't have the capability of saving herself. She's in trouble,
bad trouble, deadly, mortal kind of trouble and there's nothing
she can do to fix that jaw.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's over.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
She'll die of starvation before too long, probably dehydration. I
don't even know if she could eat drink. So back
to the primaries in fact, elections in general. I am very,
very very hard on GOP primary voters. I am, and
that's not gonna change. I'm gonna remain hard on GOP
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primary voters. It's not out of hate, it's out of love,
trying to wake people up, shape people up, myself included.
I need to always be more involved. There's always more
I can do. I'm pointing fingers at me too. I
am very very hard on GOP primary voters, and I'm
about to be hard on them again. But it does
occur to me. In fact, I have three different headlines
here that really drive this home to me. It occurs
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to me that the American voter, no matter who they are, Democrat, Republican, whatever,
the American voter, they might not be able to save themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
They're not like you.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
They're not hyper informed, they're not interested in getting informed,
getting involved for whatever reason. And there's not one reason, right,
there's a laundry list of reasons.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Things.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
These things take time. These things it took us. It
took us a long time to get where we are.
But when I look at these headlines, I say to myself,
maybe we are that female lion as a country, as
a voting population, Maybe we are that female lion, and
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we just we don't have the capability of saving ourselves
even if we wanted to.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Here's a few things for you here.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
In fact, I got a couple of emails to go
with this too. Chicago's mayor. Chicago Mayor's bumpy first year
tests progressive prudential or credentials puzzling some supporters. Chicagoans ran
to the polls and voted for and ignorant, bigoted, open communists.
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He's very open about the fact that he's a socialist.
And now they're just puzzled why things aren't working well
in Chicago. Here's another headline, Don Bacon, He's a worthless
congressman from Nebraska. Don Bacon fends off primary challenge from
conservative hardliner in Nebraska. Sixty one percent of the vote,
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Don Bacon. Every despicable thing you could do is a
gop or He's done it. Sixty one percent of the vote.
Headline poll reveals this might be my favorite. One poll
reveals Republican appetite for expanded entitlement programs. Fifty six percent
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of Republicans would like to see the federal government do
more to support the elderly through Medicare and Social Security
fifty six percent. I obviously have a lot to say
about all these things, and I'm going to say them,
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and it may come off as harsh, because I just
generally come off as harsh even when I don't want to.
But I've been thinking about this. I was thinking about
it today a lot. I was thinking about it actually
on the way to the studio, that maybe we just can't.
Here's one jesse. I'm fed up with my state. This
guy's from Nebraska. All five of our Rhino congressman cruise
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to victory. I called opponents multiple times, so on and
so forth. People in this state also drink bush light
and bud like like water. Never stop for a second
during the trans transuiteiser stuff. I'm from a town of
one hundred and sixty people, not one hundred and sixty.
One hundred and sixty. The dimes here too. The local
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radio station takes a break from grain prices in country
to play the national anthem. Every day at noon you
go out to Wendy graduation party and everyone will be
sipping transhileser brush. Just like Ilhan Omar is an accurate
reflection of her constituents, so is Don Bacon. He represents
the liberal morons of Omaha. I will be officially voting
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for Democrats for the first time instead of all these
low tea Republicans in November.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Let's talk next. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, It's
hoop Day, and we are only like ten minutes away
from walking away from politics and just talking about some
history for an hour.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Does that sound good to you? It sounds freaking lovely
to me, especially in the wake of well all these headlines.
And in case you're just now joining us, we're talking
about not just the primary votes that happened last night
in places like Nebraska and Maryland and West Virginia. And
just to clue you in, they mostly went awful. All
the rhinos kept when they all went right back GOP
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primary voters mostly sat it out like they always do.
The ones who showed up sixty seventy percent of them
showed up and sent the same rhino back who's been
there forever and I was reading off these headlines. Poll
reveals fifty six percent of Republicans want the federal government
to expand Medicare and Social Security. Chicago's people, even his
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own supporters, they can't believe. They're puzzled why the mayor
hasn't hasn't figured it out yet. I have another email
I just read run before. Here's another one, Jesse. I'm
a uniform delivery guy in Michigan. On your show, you're
always talking about how dams get out the vote and
how their operation dwarfs are pitiful effort. In the uniform business,
I talked to a lot of blue collars salt of
the Earth people daily, from the guy who sweeps the
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floor to the president and CEOs of many small to
large businesses in the area where I live. Every day
it's the same old Joe Biden sucks. I can't afford this,
I can't afford that, blah blah blah blah blah. The
day after any election, I asked these guys, hey, did
you vote?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I was working and I didn't have time. Is the
answer I get like clockwork. I decided this is not
acceptable since the people were getting ran over by the
system that not even participating, started talking to owners about
a voter holiday and things like that, and look, I'm
fine with a voter holiday, but it was more about
the first part of that email. I can't afford this.
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I can't afford that. I can't afford eggs. Oh my gosh,
We're in bankruptcy here. I need a second job. Hey
did you vote yesterday? Vote? There was an election? Hey
do you vote in the primary yesterday? I sure did.
I went out and voted for John Cornan in my primary.
He's Texas Texas Senator. And I saw an ad that
says he's fighting Joe Biden. I voted for John Cornyan.
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I sure did vote. I saw Lindsey Graham on Fox
News last night and he sounded awesome. And as I've said,
as I've done many, many many times, I get very
very frustrated with the GOP primary voter. And I do
blame the voter. I do we have a voting We
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have a voter. We have a population problem in this country.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
We do now.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
It's very frustrating because that doesn't apply to you. You're
sitting here listening to my show. You consume this stuff,
you probably read it, you listen to other shows. You're
a person who has chosen to get involved and be informed,
So it doesn't apply to you. But the voting population
as a whole. I'm going to tell you something I've
told you before, and I know it hurts to hear.
It sucks to say we deserve this government.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
We do. We the people deserve this.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
We have allowed ourselves to be so dumbed down, so lethargic,
so just out of touch with the reality of life,
that we deserve this. I'll tell you something. You know
how much I rant on democracy, how it's not a democracy.
That's a communist word. Any word the communists uses, you
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should never ever, ever, ever, ever use, ever use it,
because they use their language. They choose their language to deceive.
It's all intended to deceive. We're not a democracy, We're
a representative republic. The Founders spoke out extensively against a democracy.
Democracies are horrible, they're evil places. And the Communists have
decided that they love that word.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
They use it all that.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Anybody that votes republican and doesn't understand you of voting
for the end of democracy. Just pay attention to the
Sunday shows this past week.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
It make this sacred pledge to you the defense, protection
and preservation. But American democracy would remain as it has
been the central cause of my presidency.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
American democracy could end with you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Anyway, So we had a sermon in church on Sunday.
Our church actually started to dig into politics, and to
be honest, they did.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Very very well. I was very very proud of them,
very well.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Believe me. You know, it was me. I was ready
to come out of my chair, but it was. They
did very well. But one of the pastors gave a sermon.
And this is this man's a doctor and highly highly
intelligent individual. And when he gave his sermon on politics,
he called us a democracy. If he said it once,
he said it about fifty five times. And I mean,
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am I angry with him? No, I'm not. But I
remember just sitting there thinking as my blood pressure was rising,
I will admit, but I remember sitting there thinking, man,
here you are, all this education, all this knowledge, this
gigantic IQ. You know, he's forgotten more about the Bible
and all kinds of things than I'll ever know in
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my entire lifetime, and just doesn't get it.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Doesn't get it.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
And maybe because he's such a normy and most people
are such enormies. I mean, for you and me, they are,
aren't they don't You look at these people and just
scratch your head. Maybe either they're at the point, maybe
they can't get it. Maybe voters truly cannot put two
and two together anymore. I'm mad about inflation. Hey give
him my stemmy check. Can't you guys pass a bill?
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H Jesse, I can't afford eggs. Hey, we need to
expand medicare. I don't know what to say, but today,
maybe I'm just having a soft day. Maybe I don't know.
Maybe I need to up my chalk supply. Maybe I'm
having a soft day today instead of anger, honestly, instead
of exasperation. More than anything else, today, I'm sorry for
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our voters because just like that lion with its jaw
hanging off, I don't know that we can save ourselves.
I really genuinely do not. But whatever I'm moving off
of that, I'm done with that. That's too it's too depressing.
I don't want to talk about that anymore. I want
to talk about history. A while back, a couple weeks ago,
somebody asked about Sola because he's on Sola's side, He says,
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Saula is the good guy.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
If you don't know who Lucius Cornelius Sulla is, Roman
killed a bunch of people, you're gonna enjoy next hour.
If you just want to yell and scream about politics,
next hour is probably not going to be for you.
I'm not doing any politics next hour, at least not
much of it. Until I finished my story. We're doing history.
Sound good.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
So here's what I want you to do.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I want you to go put on your my pillows sandals.
I want you to get your my pillow pillows and
pile them up all around you, put your feet up
with your sandals on, and get ready for some history.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Now.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
I know what you're thinking right now, Jesse, I'm not
made of money. I can't just go buy my pillow sandals. Jesse,
I I can't afford my pillows. But what you look?
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Speaker 1 (37:42):
It's history time, baby Next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is that Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. And oh, it
looks like it's gonna be a history Wednesday, as I
promised it would be, you history lovers. One hour from now,
we're gonna talk about Sulah. That'll be fun. I know
we have other things we must tackle before we get there, though,
(00:41):
the primaries, the failures in the primaries last night, we
will discuss those. We're gonna get to the Biden Trump
agreeing to a debate thing.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm gonna get to that as well.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
That the primaries and data are really probably gonna dominate
the entire first hour. Next hour its history. We'll get
to the inflation stuff, emails all. That's so much more
coming up tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Before we get to any of those other things. I
need to do this. We lost a couple more of
our guys in training. We always try to honor whenever
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we catch it. We don't catch them all obviously. Whenever
we catch it, we try to honor military people who
died during training. They're always forgotten, ignored. There's never a
national celebration of these people. But we got an email
about this when Jesse's, son of an elder in our
church died in a training accident yesterday. His name is
Captain John Robertson. He was in the Air Force, an
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instructor pilot. There was a problem with the ejector seat
on the ground. It's either way. He's gone. He died,
and out of the army they had one two, first
Lieutenant Zachary Golli.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
He died. He fell.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
There was some sort of a training exercise in Louisiana
and he fell. And both of these young men gave
their lives for this country. Every bit is heroic as
somebody who died over there in the desert. Every bit
is heroic, and we honor their sacrifice. We pray for
their families, and we plick taps for them here rest
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in peace, brothers. All right, let's deal with the big
news of the day before we get to the primary stuff. Now,
let me actually rephrase that. The big news of the
day yesterday is the primary results West Virginia, Maryland, Nebraska.
That's the real big news of the day. The splashy,
flashy headline of today, though, is the Biden Trump debates
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they've agreed to them.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
In case you're just now joining us, breaking news from a.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Journalist, it's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
We love Jesse. He's the best. Yesse, Please kiss my baby,
Yes Jesse, Jessey, Jesse Jesse. Joe Biden has agreed to
debate Donald Trump. Biden campaign had been real cagey on it,
obviously for obvious reasons. Trump had been pushing hard to
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debate Joe Biden. Donald Trump, despite his age, super sharp,
great energy, still still up there giving hour two hour
long speeches at rallies. That's for a young man. That's
exhausting for his age, that's amazing. To be honest with you,
I've given him a lot of speechips before. It's exhausting.
So Trump's great energy and sharp. Joe Biden's a disaster
and everyone can see it. So Trump's been pressing him, Hey,
(04:20):
we got a debate, We got a debate, challenging him,
throwing out all these bombs, and then Biden finally steps
up today and makes this announcement video. Now you should
know before I played this little announcement video, there are
thirteen or fourteen I mean, there's a lot of cuts
out here, a lot of cuts. It took them to
get Joe Biden this one little video.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty.
Since thatid he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's
acting like he wants to debate me again. Will make
my day, pal. I'll even do it twice. So let's
pick the dace. Donald, I hear you're free on Wednesdays.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We're gonna set aside that last jab in just kind
of how her that is because that I hear you're
free on Wednesday's thing. That was a shot at the
fact that Trump is in the middle of trials, So
obviously that's really ugly for that to come out of
the mouth of any president for any reason. Anyway, put
that side aside. I'm also gonna set aside for the moment.
(05:20):
It may not even come back to it to make
my day, pal, I just Joe Biden's done this for
so long.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in twenty twenty.
Since then, he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's
acting like he wants to debate me again.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Will make my day, pal.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You're not a gangster, You're not a tough guy. It's
not the nineteen fifties. You're not in a leather jacket
with a pack of Ciga where it's rolled up in
your sleeve. You're a politician who couldn't fight your way
out of a wet paper bag. And he's always talking
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like this. Let me tell you something, pal, Remember when
he got up there talking about Joe. I'd like to
take him behind the gym and beat the crap out
of him. You're a dork politician. Please stop, Please stop
with the tough guy routine. It's brutal to listen to.
But anyway, put all that stuff aside. We're getting details
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out on the debates. So pause there for a moment.
I want you to I want you to picture this.
I want you to picture me. I I've given up
this whole radio thing and I've decided to become a
UFC fighter, an MMA fighter, and I'm really good. By
the way, I'm not and I'm definitely not any UFC fighter,
But just for for our purposes here, I'm a UFC fighter.
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And what is my specialty? What do I do? Really well,
I'm a striker. I'm a kickboxer. I want to stand
up and I want to punch and kick, and if
we do that, I'm gonna knock you out. That's what
I do. I strike. I'm really really good at it,
very difficult to beat me. I have this opponent that
I really want to challenge. I really want to challenge him.
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His name is Chris. He he's a very good wrestler,
but he's maybe the worst striker in the history of
the UFC. He just can't do it. If he's ever
on his feet striking, he's gonna lose. He's gonna get
knocked out in a second because Chris sucks. Now, I
want you to picture this. I'm challenging Chris, and I'm
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challenging Chris, and I'm challenging Chris. Let's fight, let's fight.
Let's fight him. Finally Chris steps up and he says, yeah, absolutely,
I will fight you, name the time and place. But
the rules are kind of different this time the fight.
We have to start out on our butts. We're not
going to be standing up, and anyone who stands up
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automatically loses. Oh and by the way, the referee during
the fight is gonna be my dad. Anyway, I'll see
you at the fight. Does that sound like that sounds
like a good idea for me to take that fight.
Do you know who's hosting the first debate, CNN. Let's
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let's just begin there, CNN. Let's listen to anybody that.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Votes Republican and doesn't understand you of voting for the
end of democracy. Just pay attention to the Sunday shows
this past weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Make this sacred pledge to you, the defense, protection, and
preservation American democracy would remain as it has been the
central cause of my presidency.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
American democracy could end with the election of Donald Trump.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
IOWA apparently short for I want to live in a
democracy anymore? And the man has had you know, he's
declared open season on democracy.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Do you have any idea how much of that montage
I could have? Let it keep going with CNN?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You could?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Are you easily that CNN is the most evil despicable
publication in the United States? Does it count as a
publication media outlet? I guess I probably should say for me,
it would be The New York Times, the Washington Post,
and CNN. And I'm not sure which one of those
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I would pick that would be the most evil, But
CNN is most definitely in the running. We finally agree,
We finally agreed to a debate. The first one's hosted
by CNN, the second ones hosted by ABC. Okay, aren't
(09:42):
all right? So all right?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Not great?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Then we have things like this.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
It should be yes in studio with no audience, so
that the candidates can clearly articulate their audience.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Is an audience a deal breaker for you?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Listen, it's Donald Trump who said he would do this anytime, anywhere,
any place. So I don't think that they should have
any problems with what we have proposed. He's the one
who said he's ready to go, so we should be
set to go once we have proposals in from networks.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
This has not been confirmed yet, but it's being widely
reported that the debate on CNN will not have a
studio audience, and it's being reported not confirmed yet. I
want to be clear about that, that.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
They will cut off Donald Trump's microphone when Joe Biden
is speaking. All Right, you know what, I'm gonna take
a minute. I'm gonna cool off, and we'll come back
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Speaker 4 (11:48):
How got on?
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Speaker 6 (11:52):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Of course,
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
We have history coming up, and there's gonna be a
lot of it. It's not gonna be a ten minute segment.
It might take me an hour, it might take me more.
I don't know, So just buckle up. About about forty
five minutes from now, we're doing that. You can email
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us Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Back to this
Biden Trump debate, Biden finally quits chickening out and agrees
to debate Donald Trump. But wait on CNN with their
moderator while cutting off Trump's microphone when Biden is speaking,
why in the world do we agree to the what?
(12:41):
What is going on? Do I need to remind you
how important a moderator can be in a debate, in
a debate too, at the debate, in a debate too?
Do you remember do you remember when Joe Biden and
Trump debated last time and Joe Biden begins to do
what Joe Biden does. He lies, He tells gigantic lies.
(13:01):
He always has, he always will. We talk about it
all the time in the show and the Hunter Braden
laptop thing. Obviously Trump brought it up. It was very
very relevant. Your son is apparently a horrific felon and
you have a criminal enterprise and your son is deeply
involved in it with you. Trump brings it up during
the debate, as he should have. Remember how that went.
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Remember now this is a back and forth, and obviously
you're gonna hear Biden and Trump. But the best part,
the most revealing part, is the end of it. The moderator.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
There are fifty former national intelligence folks who said that
what this he's accusing me of is a Russian plan.
They have said that this has all the care four
five former heads of the CIA, both parties say what
he's saying is a bunch of garbage. Nobody believes it
except them his and his good friend Rudy Gielli.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
You mean the laptop is now another Russia Russia Russia hoax.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
This is this is the best part. This is you've
heard about that. You got it. This is the best part.
Listen when the moderator steps.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Out, that's exactly what, exactly what this is where he's going.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
On the issue of race.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You had I want to stay on the issue of race.
We're about to have a debate. We're about to have
a discussion on national television about the fact that the
man who was then running to be president, Joe Biden
against the sitting president. Joe Biden was running to be president,
and it was revealed that his son is a multi
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time felon in some very very shady business endeavors with
Joe Biden. Donald Trump brings it up, as he should have,
on the stage after Joe Biden lies about it, calls
it Russian disinformation, and at that exact moment, even a
mildly unbiased moderator would step in and say, Okay, so
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you're saying it's this, So you're saying it's that, staying
on the topic, asking follow up questions of each candidate,
so you believe this, you say that, But.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Nope, steps right in.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
No, no, no, no, no, we're talking about race. We're talking
about something that's gonna make sure Trump looks real bad
since we've told everyone he's some kind of horrific racist.
I don't think the right understands, and in fact that
it's not that. I don't think the right does not
know what winning looks like, and it's understandable why we
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have and I really am not I'm not. I don't
mean this to be insulting. I'm not trying to say
that we have a loser mentality. We do because that's
all we've always done. I told you this story before,
but I've been I've played sports when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It was never any good. Don't worry about that. I'm
not some athlete.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
But always played sports, baseball, basketball, and I was on
great teams. I was never part of that. And I
was on terrible teams. That was a big part of that.
And I'm telling you this. Winning When you're on a
winning team, winning becomes a habit. You know how to win,
you win, you prepare like you're gonna win. You think
you're gonna win, and you know what winning looks like,
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and vice versa. Losing becomes a habit. You start losing,
you keep losing long enough, you expect to lose, You
think you're gonna lose, You prepare like you're gonna lose,
and you do this as a natural human response to
make the losing less painful. I was on the worst
basketball team in the history of Montane. I won't go
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into the details of it. We were so inhumanly bad.
We would get blown out by twenty or thirty points
every single game we played. It was routine and by
the end of the season. We had a game at
the end of the season where we lost the game.
We lost the game by eight points. I want to
stress this, we lost the game by eight points. We
were celebrating in the locker room loser mentality. The GOP
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doesn't even know what winning looks like, and so they
will agree. I don't know how the Republicans get caught
in this stuff. Every single time, they will allow the
most despicable media outlets hate them and announce all year long.
For four years CNN and ABC, we'll talk about how
Republicans are the Nazi anti Christ and then when it
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comes to debate season, we're proud going out to debate
on Sinnan and hosted by ABC. We will play their
game on their field, with their referees enforcing their rules,
and we always look around and wonder, what how did
we lose?
Speaker 7 (17:32):
I don't understand what happened. Joe Biden isn't even a
functional adult. Donald Trump is still sharp as attack. Even
if you hate his freaking guts, you have to admit
the guy is sharp and it's impressive. And we agreed
to be basically straight jacketed before we debate. The dementia
patient and we're celebrating it.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
We got him, guys. Wooo, he's gonna debate now he's
going down ah way. We don't even know what winning
looks like. Look host it on a normy.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Network, Fox News.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Let me sew, the Normans can drone out at home.
Oh what's on Fox?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
At least have them post one of them.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
But no CNN and ABC. Gosh whatever, I'm moving on.
We're gonna talk about primaries and stuff. I gotta get
some stuff out of the way before we get to history,
which I'm gonna enjoy tonight. I need a break from politics.
We're breaking from politics a half hour from now. I
may not even come back. I may make it take
two hours. I'm just in that kind of a mood.
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And I'm gonna say something to you now, And I
know I'm gonna regret telling you this. I know I will,
and I want to stop myself from saying what I'm
about to say.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
But I'm not gonna hold back. I'm not gonna hold back.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I am. I'm currently wearing a back breeze. Okay, it's
not funny, Chris. Okay, so I need to explain. You know,
you know I told you i'd thrown my back out
lifting weights this last Sunday. Well, it wasn't getting better,
and it wasn't getting better, and it wasn't getting better.
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And then this morning I woke up and it was
feeling a little bit better. It really was feeling a
little bit better. Quit shaking her head, Chris. And so
I was feeling lazy and fat, like I hadn't moved.
I want to move, like I need my body to move.
And so I I went and lifted weights again and
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definitely reinjured it. Whatever was wrong is significantly worse now
than it was, to the point I was having some
difficulty walking and I had to stop by the pharmacy
on the way here to buy a back brace. Like
I'm ninety five years old, which I am currently wearing
to do a radio show. It's not even like I'm
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doing physical labor, hard lifting, construction or something like that.
I'm sitting here talking into a microphone wearing a back brace,
and so I just felt the need to tell you that's.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Where I am.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Speaking of injuries because it's time to talk about the
primaries last night and spending and debt. That there's gonna
be a bunch of stuff lumped into this. You want
to know something I've always found incredibly sad, well, I'll
just tell you. I was watching an animal documentary one time.
This is an example of it. I really like the
raw animal documentaries because I'm a dude. Basically, I don't
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want to see I don't want to see the lion
chase the gazelle across the prairie and you cut away
as soon as the lion catches the dagon gazelle. I'm
a big boy. I want to see what's happening out there.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I want to see the crocodiles eat things.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I want to I want to see nature in all
of its glory and horror. But there are drawbacks from
that because then I know I'm gonna sound like a
huge hypocrite here. While I want to watch that stuff,
I really don't like animals being injured. I don't mind
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animals being killed. I used to hunt, you know, I
don't mind the lion hunting down the gazelle, killing it,
and all the lions eating. That's how they eat. I'm
not naive. I'm not some animal rites hippie. I just
don't like them suffering. And here's why I don't like
them suffering. I was watching one one time, and you
know how unbelievably powerful and fast, in mean and deadly
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hippos are. You look at hippopotamus and you think, look
at this big tub of goo, probably waddles around. Probably really,
I should struggle with him. No, they're pretty much the
deadliest animal on the planet and mean territorial.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
They kill people.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
They kill as many people as crocodiles do, and they're powerful.
And this documentary I was watching, I'm sure these lions
were desperate. It happens to lion prides if the food
isn't there. They decided they were going to take on
a full grown hippo. The hippoe was on land and
they were all as you've seen, you've seen the videos.
They're all piled on this thing. They're draped all over it,
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and they're trying to be careful because they are aware
of the danger involved if you get too close to
the gigantic chumpers on that thing, and one of the
female lions lost her footing hippo was shaken and got
within bite's reach. And this hippo turns around and chomps
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down on the head of this female lion. Now fast
forward to their showing the next day, and this lion,
this female lion, is still alive, but her jaw is
essentially hanging off her head, the lower part of her
jaws hanging off her head. This is a lion that's
never going to be able to eat again. And honestly,
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if the hippo had died right then, I wouldn't have
been sad. If the lion had died right then, I
wouldn't have been sad. Okay, that's nature, it's brutal. But
that picture of this female lion dejectedly walking around alone
stays with me to this day. And here's why I
find it to be so sad. And this will come
back to politics. In a moment, she in that moment,
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was unable to save herself. There's nothing, nothing she could do.
She doesn't have the capability of saving herself. She's in trouble,
bad trouble, deadly, mortal kind of trouble and there's nothing
she can do to fix that jaw.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
It's over.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
She'll die of starvation before too long, probably dehydration. I
don't even know if she could eat drink. So back
to the primaries in fact, elections in general. I am very,
very very hard on GOP primary voters. I am, and
that's not gonna change. I'm gonna remain hard on GOP
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primary voters. It's not out of hate, it's out of love,
trying to wake people up, shape people up, myself included.
I need to always be more involved. There's always more
I can do. I'm pointing fingers at me too. I
am very very hard on GOP primary voters, and I'm
about to be hard on them again. But it does
occur to me. In fact, I have three different headlines
here that really drive this home to me. It occurs
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to me that the American voter, no matter who they are, Democrat, Republican, whatever,
the American voter, they might not be able to save themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
They're not like you.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
They're not hyper informed, they're not interested in getting informed,
getting involved for whatever reason. And there's not one reason, right,
there's a laundry list of reasons.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Things.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
These things take time. These things it took us. It
took us a long time to get where we are.
But when I look at these headlines, I say to myself,
maybe we are that female lion as a country, as
a voting population, Maybe we are that female lion, and
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we just we don't have the capability of saving ourselves
even if we wanted to.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Here's a few things for you here.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
In fact, I got a couple of emails to go
with this too. Chicago's mayor. Chicago Mayor's bumpy first year
tests progressive prudential or credentials puzzling some supporters. Chicagoans ran
to the polls and voted for and ignorant, bigoted, open communists.
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He's very open about the fact that he's a socialist.
And now they're just puzzled why things aren't working well
in Chicago. Here's another headline, Don Bacon, He's a worthless
congressman from Nebraska. Don Bacon fends off primary challenge from
conservative hardliner in Nebraska. Sixty one percent of the vote,
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Don Bacon. Every despicable thing you could do is a
gop or He's done it. Sixty one percent of the vote.
Headline poll reveals this might be my favorite. One poll
reveals Republican appetite for expanded entitlement programs. Fifty six percent
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of Republicans would like to see the federal government do
more to support the elderly through Medicare and Social Security
fifty six percent. I obviously have a lot to say
about all these things, and I'm going to say them,
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and it may come off as harsh, because I just
generally come off as harsh even when I don't want to.
But I've been thinking about this. I was thinking about
it today a lot. I was thinking about it actually
on the way to the studio, that maybe we just can't.
Here's one jesse. I'm fed up with my state. This
guy's from Nebraska. All five of our Rhino congressman cruise
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to victory. I called opponents multiple times, so on and
so forth. People in this state also drink bush light
and bud like like water. Never stop for a second
during the trans transuiteiser stuff. I'm from a town of
one hundred and sixty people, not one hundred and sixty.
One hundred and sixty. The dimes here too. The local
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radio station takes a break from grain prices in country
to play the national anthem. Every day at noon you
go out to Wendy graduation party and everyone will be
sipping transhileser brush. Just like Ilhan Omar is an accurate
reflection of her constituents, so is Don Bacon. He represents
the liberal morons of Omaha. I will be officially voting
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for Democrats for the first time instead of all these
low tea Republicans in November.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Let's talk next. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, It's
hoop Day, and we are only like ten minutes away
from walking away from politics and just talking about some
history for an hour.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Does that sound good to you? It sounds freaking lovely
to me, especially in the wake of well all these headlines.
And in case you're just now joining us, we're talking
about not just the primary votes that happened last night
in places like Nebraska and Maryland and West Virginia. And
just to clue you in, they mostly went awful. All
the rhinos kept when they all went right back GOP
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primary voters mostly sat it out like they always do.
The ones who showed up sixty seventy percent of them
showed up and sent the same rhino back who's been
there forever and I was reading off these headlines. Poll
reveals fifty six percent of Republicans want the federal government
to expand Medicare and Social Security. Chicago's people, even his
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own supporters, they can't believe. They're puzzled why the mayor
hasn't hasn't figured it out yet. I have another email
I just read run before. Here's another one, Jesse. I'm
a uniform delivery guy in Michigan. On your show, you're
always talking about how dams get out the vote and
how their operation dwarfs are pitiful effort. In the uniform business,
I talked to a lot of blue collars salt of
the Earth people daily, from the guy who sweeps the
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floor to the president and CEOs of many small to
large businesses in the area where I live. Every day
it's the same old Joe Biden sucks. I can't afford this,
I can't afford that, blah blah blah blah blah. The
day after any election, I asked these guys, hey, did
you vote?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I was working and I didn't have time. Is the
answer I get like clockwork. I decided this is not
acceptable since the people were getting ran over by the
system that not even participating, started talking to owners about
a voter holiday and things like that, and look, I'm
fine with a voter holiday, but it was more about
the first part of that email. I can't afford this.
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I can't afford that. I can't afford eggs. Oh my gosh,
We're in bankruptcy here. I need a second job. Hey
did you vote yesterday? Vote? There was an election? Hey
do you vote in the primary yesterday? I sure did.
I went out and voted for John Cornan in my primary.
He's Texas Texas Senator. And I saw an ad that
says he's fighting Joe Biden. I voted for John Cornyan.
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I sure did vote. I saw Lindsey Graham on Fox
News last night and he sounded awesome. And as I've said,
as I've done many, many many times, I get very
very frustrated with the GOP primary voter. And I do
blame the voter. I do we have a voting We
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have a voter. We have a population problem in this country.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
We do now.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
It's very frustrating because that doesn't apply to you. You're
sitting here listening to my show. You consume this stuff,
you probably read it, you listen to other shows. You're
a person who has chosen to get involved and be informed,
So it doesn't apply to you. But the voting population
as a whole. I'm going to tell you something I've
told you before, and I know it hurts to hear.
It sucks to say we deserve this government.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
We do. We the people deserve this.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
We have allowed ourselves to be so dumbed down, so lethargic,
so just out of touch with the reality of life,
that we deserve this. I'll tell you something. You know
how much I rant on democracy, how it's not a democracy.
That's a communist word. Any word the communists uses, you
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should never ever, ever, ever, ever use, ever use it,
because they use their language. They choose their language to deceive.
It's all intended to deceive. We're not a democracy, We're
a representative republic. The Founders spoke out extensively against a democracy.
Democracies are horrible, they're evil places. And the Communists have
decided that they love that word.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
They use it all that.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Anybody that votes republican and doesn't understand you of voting
for the end of democracy. Just pay attention to the
Sunday shows this past week.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
It make this sacred pledge to you the defense, protection
and preservation. But American democracy would remain as it has
been the central cause of my presidency.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
American democracy could end with you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Anyway, So we had a sermon in church on Sunday.
Our church actually started to dig into politics, and to
be honest, they did.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Very very well. I was very very proud of them,
very well.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Believe me. You know, it was me. I was ready
to come out of my chair, but it was. They
did very well. But one of the pastors gave a sermon.
And this is this man's a doctor and highly highly
intelligent individual. And when he gave his sermon on politics,
he called us a democracy. If he said it once,
he said it about fifty five times. And I mean,
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am I angry with him? No, I'm not. But I
remember just sitting there thinking as my blood pressure was rising,
I will admit, but I remember sitting there thinking, man,
here you are, all this education, all this knowledge, this
gigantic IQ. You know, he's forgotten more about the Bible
and all kinds of things than I'll ever know in
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my entire lifetime, and just doesn't get it.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Doesn't get it.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
And maybe because he's such a normy and most people
are such enormies. I mean, for you and me, they are,
aren't they don't You look at these people and just
scratch your head. Maybe either they're at the point, maybe
they can't get it. Maybe voters truly cannot put two
and two together anymore. I'm mad about inflation. Hey give
him my stemmy check. Can't you guys pass a bill?
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H Jesse, I can't afford eggs. Hey, we need to
expand medicare. I don't know what to say, but today,
maybe I'm just having a soft day. Maybe I don't know.
Maybe I need to up my chalk supply. Maybe I'm
having a soft day today instead of anger, honestly, instead
of exasperation. More than anything else, today, I'm sorry for
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our voters because just like that lion with its jaw
hanging off, I don't know that we can save ourselves.
I really genuinely do not. But whatever I'm moving off
of that, I'm done with that. That's too it's too depressing.
I don't want to talk about that anymore. I want
to talk about history. A while back, a couple weeks ago,
somebody asked about Sola because he's on Sola's side, He says,
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Saula is the good guy.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
If you don't know who Lucius Cornelius Sulla is, Roman
killed a bunch of people, you're gonna enjoy next hour.
If you just want to yell and scream about politics,
next hour is probably not going to be for you.
I'm not doing any politics next hour, at least not
much of it. Until I finished my story. We're doing history.
Sound good.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
So here's what I want you to do.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I want you to go put on your my pillows sandals.
I want you to get your my pillow pillows and
pile them up all around you, put your feet up
with your sandals on, and get ready for some history.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Now.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
I know what you're thinking right now, Jesse, I'm not
made of money. I can't just go buy my pillow sandals. Jesse,
I I can't afford my pillows. But what you look?
How about a twenty twenty five dollars extravaganza sale to
ease your pain? Right now, my pillow has a twenty
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special square and use the promo code Jesse and get
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Speaker 1 (37:42):
It's history time, baby Next
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