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On today’s 5-6-24 Monday show: Selena almost breaks up a happy couple, Jess shares her weekend recap and winning some money, Tori Spelling shares some more unwanted information in her podcast, Boeing is now planning to go to space later today, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco might be getting more serious, Megan Thee Stallion is trending for her low ticket prices, another edition of ‘What the Bleep’, The Big Nude Cruise is set to sail next year, Selena recaps the Drake and Kendrick Lamar diss weekend, Selena shares why she posted a thirst trap on her story, a girl goes viral on TikTok for making a song of what she wants in a man, Tom Brady has his roast session on Netflix, Kim Kardashian gets Boo’d on stage, and so much more!  

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. First order of business. You
guys know what that is, firsttalkback, first talkback. Here it is
hey JV Show. This is Allenand the cerfl. I want to be
the first talkback so I can wishmy beautiful girlfriend Robert a very happy birthday.
And I want to see if maybeI can get a DJHD to drop
a quick step for her. Ohmy gosh. Okay, a couple of

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things. Flicks that right there,but old DJD just walked in, Old
DJ. Oh my gosh, Ohmy gosh. Also about the birthday,
shout out. That's my buddy Alanright there. I met him a couple
of times. Alan, go god. You know the time he left that
message. This is dedication because hewanted to wish his girlfriend a happy birthday

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and to ensure that he was thevery first talkback. He left that talkback
at twelve oh five. Wow,just after midnight. That's a dedication.
Good boyfriend w at like twelve ohtwo. I know that would really mess
things up. And now EJ chee, he needs to drop that set in
honor of her birthday. Give himmy gosh. Should we do a second

(01:07):
talk back? We should I'm whynot Morning JV Show Ben from San Jose.
Do you guys remember this iconic intro? Everybit means the epitome of a
fitter when I'm in the visiting withyou. It a doug even he did
into a percent of me. That'sfinished vision. I'm featable. You want

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a batle, I'm available, mondabatablemoney. I got a tray full of
money. I'm paintable. Let gopity more. Selena rapper, I don't
know. I don't know that Selenafire. You are spinning hot fires rappers
in the world. Dialog dial on, Selena dialog dialon. I think that

(01:51):
was more than five Selena dialon dialI just can't count. Happy Monday we
hired? Why haven't we well me? Why haven't I heard this? I
haven't even heard that, yest oryou did it? I don't remember that.
I remember that. Hi, DJChety, Hello, my gosh,

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Yes, most hilarious thing happened tome over the weekend, you guys.
I had to give the backstory first. Okay, So a few weeks ago
I went to my friend's birthday ata bar in Oakland, right, And
because I'm responsible, I did notdrive there. I upered there and then
I got a ride home from oneof my friends who was also there.
So I get dropped off from myfriend, my sister from another mister and

(02:38):
her girlfriend. Right I was drewdrunk. I'm shocked because next day,
you guys, next day, Iwoke up and I was like, oh
my god, all of my pressons are broken off except for like two.
I had like two nails left.I'm like, I'm like, what
what happened? What did I do? So you started the night with a
full set, yes, and thenyou got drunk out bar and by the

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time you got home you only hadtwo left. Well, I don't know.
I don't know if it happened atthe bar when I was sleeping.
I just woke up and I waslike, whoa, where are my nails?
But that's what I mean. Thenight started with a full set of
nails and then you go out drinkingand then you come home and you got
two. But I don't know ifI lost I didn't. I could have
came home with the full set alsoand lost them in my house. I
don't know, got it? Doyou know what I mean? So I

(03:21):
don't. I don't know. Ijust know that I don't have any nails
left, and it's been the biggestmystery until Saturday. I go to UH
I go to my niece's first communion, and I saw this same couple there
and apparently my nails broke off inthe backseat of their car, her car,
and it started a huge fight betweenthem because the girl were like,

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whose nails are they beat in yourcar? But it was just me being
drunk. That's hysterical but also gross, Like I know if I was finding
your nails all over the exact mycar happened, doesn't explain what I was
doing. Were you biting them off? Yeah, were propping them off one

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by one. No, they brokebecause no, because it's hard to explain
grid because you never Warren bres songsbefore the ladies listening, they were still
like glued to my nails, butthe tips were broken off. They sped
the half. Yes, I don'tknow. I still don't know. Yeah,
you must have done that, likethink you had the munchies on the

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way home. You were hungry,and you were just cracking into them with
your teeth. You're just taking bitesout of them. Oh, so they
almost they almost got a divorce becauseof you. Yes, nice, yeah,
but then they just backtracked, like, well, the only person in
my car was you know, Selena. She was drunk, so it was
her. Yuck. Jess. Howwas your weekend? It was good.

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There's a lot of I guess sportswatching, so I wish I would have
placed more bets. I watched theKentucky Derby on Saturday. Wait, if
you ever place bets, Gram's yourguy for that. So on yeah,
on Saturday, I watched the KentuckyDery with my boyfriend and some friends.
And you guys get all dressed uplike a Kentucky dirty I know that was

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your next bar. I want togo to the Kentucky der wey so bad,
just to wear like one of thosereally fancy outfits and the hat.
But we all for fundzies were justlike, let's pick some numbers for whatever
horses we think are gonna win.Well, I pick three and a lesson
pretend gambling, Yeah, because itright right before the race. There is

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nothing more boring than pretending gambling.People like you want to play blackjack just
for fun? No, that's thepoint. Listen. It was right before
so we were like, okay,everybody just pick. I picked number three
and number eleven. Number three wins, and number eleven was like right behind
it too. So I was somad that I didn't put any money on

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this. And then Saturday night it'sthe Canelo, which obviously everybody was well
I saw it. I feel likeeverybody was watching it. My whole family
was watching it, and everybody waspassing around at my family's house this little
hat that had a bunch of numbersin it. And I had never like
bet anything with my family, butI was like, okay, let me,

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let me get a number, likehow much is it? It was
like a twenty dollars entry thing,and I guess you just get a number
and that there's only twelve numbers inthere. Whatever number you get is whatever
round the fight is supposed to endat. So if you know, I
ended up getting number twelve. Sothe fight went all through round twelve and
I won two hundred and forty dollars. Wait, so you were just like

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lucky. I was just I justhappened to be standing by my uncle,
who was, you know, passingaround the little hat with the numbers I
just picked on. It makes meso mad, and people are lucky by
accident. She was hat I grabbeda number and number twelve and it just
happened to win some free money.So that's a nice that's a nice come

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up. At least you were playingwith actual money that time. The Kentucky
Durgan thing is in explained more.Come on, don't you don't do that?
Listen. I like betting, butI only like betting when I feel
like I'm gonna win. Yeah,said everybody. Ever, of course we
all want. It's way more funwhen you're winning. Yeah, but the

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whole point of it is you mightnot win. Yeah. Do you guys
want to play roulette? Just forfunzies? We just spin the wheel and
then we just guess blacker red.No, so fun. I don't actually
know. Put some money on thistable. The JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine, Happy Monday. Okay, so Tory Spelling. She has this
podcast called Misspelling, and every timewe've talked about her, it's just been

(07:47):
like the wackiest things ever that shetalks about on this podcast. There was
the fact that she cannot go tothe bathroom without somebody supervising her. So
now you know it used to beher husband. They've split up. Now
she has her kid that has tolike stand there and watch her use the
restroom, so weird. Then sheadmitted that one time she went in her
kid's diaper while she was driving.That's more understandable. No, it's not.

(08:13):
The guys are like we filled upwater bowl or too something. Fine,
fine, but it's unheard of.I think we don't. Just you
know, it's not every day wehear of somebody going in their kids diaper.
I have another clips. This isfrom a podcast episode from last week.
She was talking about how she andsome girls came to Napa doing a
bunch of wine guzzling. As shecalled it, I came to Napa and

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got my pierce, like says noone ever at forty eight. We were
doing all these wine tastings. We'relike, this is so fun. And
then I was like, you knowwhat I want to do. We should
get a tattoo or piercing. Iproceeded to yelp tattoo piercing places and we
drove to Petaluma. She was inPedaluma getting the Pepperoni's service. What okay,

(09:01):
didn't know that that was your goto spot. But okay, you're
you're you're in wine country for theweekend. Okay, pedalumam it is that's
the spot. Let's go weird.So she admitted to having those peers.
She also says that she has Idon't know if she still has it,
but something called a Christina the hellcan you ask? Can you? Oh

(09:24):
my gosh, he explained, II know what it is because I've read
about this after saying that she hasthis, But I didn't know about this
before yesterday. It's like a piercingdown you know where you do the DJ
mixing. Oh my gosh, wait, Like, how do I say that?

(09:45):
It? Is it the one specificpart that I'm thinking of of the
downstairs DJ area. I don't know. I just know it's downstairs. It's
near that. Yeah, it lookslike a like a belly button type of
use. There is what I've read. I don't know. Yeah, I

(10:07):
guess I don't know. But itjust says near that. But that's a
little vague party you get to discoverGraham. But it's one of those like
piercer. Yeah, it's just nearthere, just near there. Why is
it called it Christina's Christina Aguilera hasthat. I know you're just making that

(10:28):
up. But it seems believable,right it does. Yeah, By the
way, so when I was tryingto grab audio for that podcast, it's
the most boring thing ever a GrahamIt is unlistenable. I don't know how
many people listen to that. Probablyit went on for fifteen minutes about her

(10:50):
tooth is chipped, had to getveneers and she can't eat apples or something.
It's so bad, I can't now. And then we get a little
we get a little jum or theChristina. But other than that, who
can hear? Who can listen tothis? Somebody? Somebody is because they're

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the one that has to write thearticle about it, Like, you'll never
believe what Tory Spelling said this.Either that or she's one of the people
that's associated with is putting that pieceout. Yeah, that makes more sense
than people actually listening to it.Grahama, what do you have? I
wanted to play you guys a pieceof a new slapper. I've found this
song. Apparently a lot of peopleon TikTok are really enjoying the slapper.

(11:33):
It's a North Korea propaganda song praisingtheir leader, Kim Jong ound. It
is in Korean you're not gonna beable to understand it. I'll just want
to play a snippet of it becausepeople are really liking the energy and the
sound of this song, and thenI can tell you. I can read
you a few of the lyrics,just to give you a taste of what
it's about. Okay, it's afisp for right, so good, So

(12:09):
I'm here for this. Yeah energy, Yeah, people are loving, people
are loving the song. Let's singabout Kim Jong un, our great leader.
Let's boast about Kim Jong un,our friendly father. The song is
called friendly Father because you know he'sseen us, this father figure in the
first verse, warm hearted like yourmother, benevolent like your father. He
is holding his ten million children inhis arms and taking care of us with

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all his heart. The same KimJong un a dictator one, Yeah,
but there they it's propaganda. Theythey like talk about him like he's the
supreme leader and he is the greatestand can do no wrong. I mean,
his guy, his father, accordingto North Korea, like legend,
not even legends, it's fact.There he had a round of golf where

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he had eighteen hole in ones.Actually not actually, that's the kind of
stuffing. They're being told to believefor everything. Oh man, you could
be perfect. People are loving thisnew song, you guys, so just
get ready. This might be thesong in the summer. We don't know.

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Some people are saying yeah, somepeople are saying this might be it.
It's Kim Jong and propaganda song andpeople are loving the way that it
slaps. Oh my god, hedoes laugh. You know that guy bothered

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to us all. He is sostupid? Isn't it crazy to have you
guys ever stopped and thought about that? How just crazy this world is that
there's a country full of people thatis not They are basically limited in any
exposure to the outside world. Theyhave no idea. You know, Drake

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and Kendrick her beefing right now.They've never they've never heard their music.
The music that they get is this, like and this is all they're allowed
to listen to. They say,they play this over over like loudspeakers and
woreograph dances and stuff that they're supposedto know, and they're supposed to know
all the lyrics to it. Imean, can you imagine a world where
you're you're like media and the stuffyou're exposed to is this that strict?

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I can't even imagine it. Yeah, I know. I mean we complain
a lot about, you know,being here and the things that we Americans
deal with. Yeah, we needto shut up the JV show on Wild
ninety four nine, we were justtalking about Tory Spelling on the latest episode
of her super boring podcasts Such aNews Fast. But she was talking about

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how she came to NAPA, didsome wine tasting. She was kind of
feeling herself. Then she goes toPedaluma and she got the chesticles peers.
Interesting choice. She also admitted tohaving a different piercing down there the I
guess what they call the Christina wasn'treally sure what that is. Thank god
we have this thing called the talkback Mike. What would we do without

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it? Yo, Good Morning TVshows, your boy nobody special. Just
we'll go back to church talk aboutChristina piercings and trying to explain it.
I'm a body chersier and so Ithink hopefully this is a safe way to
explained. I want to listen tothis first, but it is pretty much
above the downstairs DJ where you dothat. It's more so on the pubic

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mound. We have a mount.Hey, we're on the radio. I
don't allowed to say that because youmean like like like a picture's mound.
I've been playing a lot of baseballwith my cable. Is it like that?
Yeah? Yeah, that's a goodgood way to put it. So
there's a mound. There's analogy.Yeah, I don't know. If I

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was a body piercer, I wouldnot be doing any Christinas. Nope,
you can't turn down from one.That's your job. The Christina doesn't on
that. That awkward if it's abovewhere the downstairs djsshu, Yeah, that
sounds pretty bad. I feel likeyou could still have some some coverage there
and it's like it's above. No, I don't. Let's talk about would

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you rather be a body piercer thatdoes the Christina or somebody who waxes people
that does the Brazilian Either I'll bedoing the Christina all day long. Oh
you know what I mean. I'drather do that, all right, Christina

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just one and done and then youknow, send them on their way.
The waxer, I mean you couldbe the minute, you know what I
mean? Oh yeah, get yourweed whacker out. A lot to do,
all right, this is big,exciting news, you guys, big
exciting news because Boeing, you know, they've been crushing it in the airline
game lately, just literally christiating planesperfect flawless. So they decided, you

(17:03):
know what we should do rather thanfly to Detroit or somewhere boring, We're
going to space. Everybody, whatare you kidding me? They're going to
space tonight. That sounds like theunsafest thing ever. Tonight. Yeah,
Boeing is launching their star Liner capsule. It's gonna take a couple of astronauts
to the International Space Station and they'regonna fly up there. They say it

(17:27):
takes about twenty six hours to getthere or something, and they're gonna fly
up there and drop them off,and then the star Liner, this capsule
can return to Earth and it landson some big inflatable things whatever. It's
reusable, and they picture that withthis deal with NASA, they've got that.
Over the next however many years,they're gonna do a whole bunch of
flights to and from. Boeing isin the space game, you guys.

(17:48):
How about they perfect flying here onEarth? For Yeah, they can't even
fly through like who needs that regularsky door panel on the side of a
plane. You don't nobody's using thatone. So what if it flies off
and a couple of people almost getsucked off on a flight? What are
we whining about? So what atire falls off and crushes a car here
at SFO, No one was inthe car, mister perfect I did want

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to ask this because yeah, Boeinghas been struggling a little bit down here
on Earth and they want to taketheir troubles intergalactic. Now would you rather
fly to space? And because there'stwo companies right now that are two companies
outside of NASA, you know,private companies that are going to start that
are making these flights, are orare or are already wow Monday, making

(18:37):
these flights. And one of themis the other company's SpaceX. Okay,
so SpaceX they've made flights to theInternational Space Station a few times, successful
ones. And now Boeing they're gettingBoeings that hold my beer, We're going
to do it too, and they'redoing it. What would you rather fly
on Boeing? Because we know,okay, things have parts are falling off
here. But SpaceX that's Elon's company, And you know, have you seen

(18:59):
the cyber truck. Have you seenthe cyber If you drive it into a
car wash, it's done. Thewhole thing. It turns into a brick.
You can't move it. Which onewould you feel more comfortable flying right
now? I guess I'll take mychances on SpaceX. If they've already successfully
you know, done it once,I'm good with them. They've done it.
But have you seen the cyber truck? Have you seen the cyber truck

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that everybody's, everybody's everybody breaks downAnd the fact that you can't take it
through a car wash without the thingturning into a brick, that's a problem.
So you're going Boeing, screw theunknowing. I mean, if you
look at Boeing's miles flown as atrack record, Yeah, we've had a
few incidents, but total up allthe miles. I mean, I bet
you a problem amounts to less thanpoint zero zero zero zero zero zero one

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percent of a time that there's aAnd this is their first time they're going
up to space. Yeah, Imean space experience. They've done some unmanned
test flights. This is the firsttime they're they're bringing humans. Who are
these humans like they are willingly onthis thing some space nerds. Do you
think they signed up for this beforeall the baffling beggy of boeing annoying us,
and there's not going back now.They sign their light away. Yeah

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no, no, no, theyThey've got their custom space suit with their
name embroidered on there. You can'tchange your mind once once the embroidering is
done. I think I'm flying SpaceXjust because they've done it a few times.
They launched stuff all the time,they launched the satellites and stuff all
the time. Yeah, I'm flyingSpaceX. Graham, we have a shoutout?
Oh we do, you guys,we do. We got a shout

(20:29):
out here mom in my DMS.It says, hey Graham, Loopy sliding
into your DMS. My daughter Alyssaturns five today. I got this yesterday,
Cinco de Maya. Can you giveher a birthday shout out? Let
her know Mommy, Poppy, Troyand Ethan love her so much. I
podcast the show, so you cangive her a shout out anytime. Thank
you so much. And of course, who gives a fart? And that

(20:52):
is from mom Loopy, So happyhappy birthday. So I hope you have
a great Day, A good twine, the Hottest Things. It's all the
stuff you need to know, what'shot in music, movies, shows,
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(21:15):
visit sleepworld dot com. So SelenaGomez and Bennie Blanco are getting serious.
She and Benny are coming up ona year dating later this summer, even
though they only went public with theirrelationship in December, and already they are
making plans for their future. Selenasees him as the love of her life
because he makes her feel happy andhe makes her feel secure, and Benny

(21:37):
feels the same way, So it'snot like she's just a stage five clinger.
The feeling is usual. And they'vealready been talking marriage. They've been
talking about having kids at some point, and they kids harry and they're on
They're both on the same page aboutthis. It's something they both want.
They feel like they finally found theone, good for them, good for

(21:59):
them. I'm so happy for them, aren't you. I can't. I
feel like by now I would haveturned around and supported this union a little
more than I actually do right now, I just I just can't ship them.
Why not I don't. I'm happythat she's for each other. I'm
happy that she's happy, but maybeI don't know is happy. I can't

(22:22):
because like, yeah, I'm sohappy. She actually does look happy now
though, right I feel like it'sthis is her, This was her happy.
This is the greatest day of mylife. It does feel honeymoon stage
though right now, So don't we'rein our honeymoon stage. I've never been

(22:42):
happy. I don't think she's happy. Graham, I know you can't tell
us for her boring voice, NoI do, that's what and that is
her happy, boy, that's why. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm shipping them.
But part of me is going tobe let down when you know,
it's kind of like I want themto like get married and then just like
off into the sunset like that's youknow, like and then I don't have

(23:03):
to hear from the room again.But I know that's not how it works,
you know, like you wish sothey could get married, like we
send them off, like they golive a quiet, peaceful, private family
life. And I just never hearfrom me or the room again. Oh
yeah, that's not gonna happen.I'll be talking about them every day here
on the Java Show, so can'tescape them. Megan thee Stallion selling tickets
for as low as twenty four dollars. It's a great deal. It's a
seal. Practically, she said,an eggs for twenty four dollars anymore?

(23:27):
I guess right. So she's aboutto kick off her Hot Girl Summer tour
right now. She's practically giving ticketsaway for the Lolo prize of twenty four
bucks. So there is some debate. A lot of fans have thoughts about
these low ticket prices, like holdon, Like, is she struggling to
sell tickets because it kicks off nextweek her tour on May fourteenth, So

(23:48):
maybe she's not seeing the numbers thatshe had hoped for, Like at this
time, do you guys think that'spossible? Yes, it could be because
of her latest like scandal, butdon't question it. Just part of it
feels like that scandal wasn't really scandaling. Yeah, I don't think that would
end. I don't think that peoplewho were fans of hers that were gonna

(24:10):
buy tickets or a show suddenly werelike no, I'm out. Yeah,
I think you'd go to the show. You're a fan of her music,
you'd go to that show regardless.I just think I still feel like we're
in the aftershock of the Taylor Swiftand Beyonce tours. I just think the
bar was set so ridiculously high,and we saw the ticket insane ticket prices,

(24:33):
and I don't know, I justthink everything other tours and festivals that
have come around have been underwhelming topeople after that, and it's just not
as much demand to go to ashow that you see is kind of underwhelming.
This is just my theory. Icould be totally wrong, but there's
something to me. I just Iget that vibe with a lot of different

(24:56):
even Coachella at underwhelming sales and allthis stuff. I just feel like we're
I think we're just kind of shiftingto people not we're not so easily impressed
anymore. Also, this is herfirst tour ever, so maybe that's why
she's kind of probably scared that she'snot gonna sell as much tickets she's ever
been on tour before. So ohreally, I think that could be a
factor as well. But I thinkpeople just aren't buying them, eating them

(25:17):
up like she had hoped for otherbands. Think this could be a part
of Live Nations doing a concert weekwhere they're selling really sheeap tickets, So
it might we do that. Itmight be Yeah, but Graham, I
think you're right. I think peopleare just not really wanting to go out
to shows like that anymore. Yeah, there's something. There's been a shift.
It's like I can't put my fingeron what it is or what why

(25:40):
it is, but there's something.There's something happening. But I don't think
it's people have less of a demandto want to go see live music.
I feel like that demand is stillthere, but maybe they want more out
of If I'm gonna buy a ticket, I need more. I mean it's
not even just that, but it'slike, I think I would love to
see all of my favorite artists,but you kind of have to be selected

(26:00):
because everything is so expensive nowadays.You have to pay for gas, you
have to pay for parking, youhave to pay for you know, your
drinks, the ticket there. SoI hope that she's doing this to help
her fans actually go see her.Did past concerts have free drinks, freak
gas and free parking. No,but that's what I'm saying, like everything

(26:21):
has gotten just way more. No, I know everything is exponentially more expensive.
Graam, Are you going to BottleRock by the way, because Megan's
going to be there, Dude,I'm going. Are you gonna get your
hot girls summer off? What dayis she performing? I don't know you're
the one going. I don't know. I'm just I'm just going to be
white boy wasted. Fine, I'llallow, I'm going sad. I think

(26:41):
I'm going Saturday. I think I'mgoing day. I can't fair enough.
I don't think I can only getchildcare for one day. Grahama's squeeze in
one of your stories, holy weatherwhiplash, you guys, beautiful warm weather
to end last week. It waspushing eighty degrees at my house on Friday,
gorgeous day. And then Saturday happenedand it was pouring rain, pouring

(27:03):
rain, and net. Look,this is the one thing I'm impressed about
by the weather people on this onebecause I rip on them all the time.
They can never accurately predict the weathermore than like twenty four to forty
eight hours out and they nailed thisstorm like a week out, said it
was just going to be Saturday andit was going to wrap up and that
was going to be it, andthey were right. Storm rolled in on
Saturday. We actually got pretty goodrain totals around the Bay Area. Some

(27:26):
areas like Mount Tam and Mill Valleygot almost two inches of rain in that
storm, so it like really poundedit really, We got a good pounding
of rain for that twenty four hours. Now, the interesting thing was we've
had a decent amount of snow thiswinter up in the mountains, but that
storm delivered the single snowiest day ofthis entire winter. The snow totals were

(27:48):
the highest on just from this onestorm. The Berkeley Snow Lab measured over
two feet of snow twenty six pointfour inches, which was more than two
inches more than March third, whichwas the other snowiest day of this winter.
So if you had snowiest day ofthe winter happening in May on your

(28:10):
Bengo card, good for you,because nobody else had. That one is
going ridiculous amount of snow for May, and people went rushing up to the
mountains to go skiing, like thisis weird quessially on that. Now we're
gonna holy weather whiplash again because we'regonna swing the other way later this week,
we're gonna be back into the loweighties. So it's gonna heat right
back up. So it was likecold and rainy one day. We're done

(28:32):
with that, boom moved on.Now it's giming be back towards happening.
It's a holy weather whiplash already,weather whiplashy. Thank you grabbed the JV
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I'm Felina Hi, this is Jackson. We're gonna give a shout out
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(29:21):
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I'm just got taken off the board, all right, whip out your
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Is that now? In case youare just tuning in, here's today's clip.
I think every guy has thought atleast once about his best friends,

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because sometimes you catch a glom.Guesses show each other in the Let's go
to your guesses Good Morning JV show. This is a gym from cashtro Valley.
My guess for the bleeped out wordis salary. Guys have a good
morning and salary? Do you guysshow each other that? Uh? Some
guys talk about it, some guysbrag about it. Yeah, you know

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guys in money? Yeah, shutup. This is Vince and Olivia from
Dublin. We think the bleeped outword is girlfriend. Girlfriend, got given?
You want to take a peek atthe Yeah the girl? Huh?

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Well, I mean you've thought aboutit. Have you ever thought about a
friend of yours? Boyfriend? No, the dishonesty from these ladies, it's
just like appalling. Can we getone shred of honesty? No? God
shows been from San Jose. Myguess is your best friend's car. I

(31:33):
don't want to think about other dude'scars like that. Good guess, though,
no one has gotten it yet,so continue to leave those guesses on
the talk back Mike on the iHeartApple play some more of them next the
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You want to be here for thatstar to the game for that early
guess. Okay, that's gonna Hi. Are your chances of winning as always?
Leave your guesses on the talkback Mikeon the iHeart app. Now you
can still play along in case youmissed today's clip. Here it is.
I think every guy has thought atleast once about his best friends. Just

(32:16):
give it a quick, that worda quick, It depends. Okay,
all right, well let's go toyour guesses. Hi, GV. My
name is Gus from San Claren.I think the bleep do warges birthday,
goodbye, goodbye. We don't careabout each others, Birson, we don't
care. Hi, go ahead,No, I'm just gonna say, we

(32:38):
don't even know what each other's birthdaysare. Hi. This is married from
Sam Bruno and I think to bleepthat word is Gennessee football team fantasy.
No, that is one hundred percentfalls. Nobody cares about anybody else's fancy
but their own. Okay, we'renot interested. That makes sense. Fabian

(32:59):
from Foster City. My guess isMax bench press. Do you wrong?
These are such good guesses. Youguys think about that, right? You
don't think about it. You justtalk about it. Dude, I was
I put up three plates the otherday. You know, you tell you
brag about how much you can lift. Okay, but you don't sit there

(33:19):
and think about it, wonder howmuch he can bet? Good morning?
Is and is a sister. It'snot the word, but it's true that
one. That's an accurate that aboutyour buddy's sister. I'm just saying it's
crossed your mind before once you meether. Okay, okay, Hi,

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this is came from Tracy. Myguest for the bleeped out word is mom.
Thank you have a good day.There you go, there you're going
you guys? All right, Wellguys, that's what's wrong with us.
Were guys, we're gonna we needI have questions. Okay, but hold
on, here's today's clip. Unbleeps. I think every guy has thought at
least once about his best friend's mom. So really, I mean, it's

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just it's a thought that crosses yourmind. It's like would I well,
maybe you know if that situation presenteditself. Yeah, I mean you know,
It's just this is what goes oninside a guy's head. Look,
we don't have a lot of thoughtprocessing power up there. It's occupied by
stupid stuff, fantasy football, howmuch we can lift, and video games,
seeks probably met mostly the Roman Empire, few other things, and it's

(34:28):
all jammed up in there. Butyeah, you meet your best friend's mom,
like in high school, you're coming. Okay, yeah, I would
do it. No, does thissurprise your mind? With every friend's mom
that you meet? What put Ithink you put it through that filter?
Okay? Yeah? Is there certaincriteria the mom must meet or just just
moms in general? You have athing for moms. No, The criteria

(34:49):
Selena is very simple. It's thecriteria that it's a guy. Would you
or won't you? Hmm? Okay, okay, that's the thought process.
Would I won't I Generally it's won't. But there's been known to be uh
well yes, yes, some yes, I speaking there? All right,
he's sick. Goes all right,get some shout outs. Let's get some
shout outs. Our buddy Kim fromTracy, She's gonna be chugging Hawt coffee

(35:10):
and style. She had the veryfirst correct answer this morning. Andrew Heyward
had a cracked, so did Jamesfrom Clo. Clovis buddy Steve had it
cracked. What's up, Steve?What's up? Josh from gil Roy had
it, so did Erica, alsofrom Clovis. Can I ask a Clovis
question? Yeah? Where the hellis Clovis? I forget? It sounds

(35:30):
like so much Denis. Yeah,I remember making that up. I don't
know. I feel like we've lookedus up before and I've just forgotten.
Don't be smirch, the great cityof Clovis. What's up Clovis? Thank
you guys from UH for listening.From Clovis. Ryan in San Jose had
a crag, so did Edwin fromBrentwood. And our buddy Nelly, what's
up Nelly? What's up? InBay Points? She had it correct also,

(35:52):
but not quite fast enough. Sodo it quicker tomorrow. That's what
I thought. I thought it wassomewhere down there, some central Valley.
Well, thank you for listening.Thanks to put themselves on the map,
because yeah, there we go.Good shout out to Clovis. I appreciate

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you listening. You'll have another chanceto win the chug Mug tomorrow morning seven
oh five when we play what theBleep once again. Remember when you win,
check your email. That's how we'regoing to reach out to you to
get you your winning Graham, whatelse do you have here? Exciting news,
you guys. Let me get theexcited let me get the exciting news
alert so we can properly warn everybodyabout this. But next year, there's
going to be a ten day voyageto the Caribbean and it is called let's

(36:37):
just talk about where it's going togo first, Bahamas, Puerto Rico,
Saint Martin, Dominica, Martinique,Saint Lucia. I mean amazing February third.
That sounds fancy Caribbean cruise. Wecould all it sounds amazing. This
one's just a little bit different becausethey're calling it the Big Nude Boat.
Oh, it's a nudist cruise organizedby the Bare Necessities were in travel group

(37:00):
and it will be a close,free experience throughout the trip. Now,
they said, the ship must leaveport before you just rope. You're not
allowed to stand out there on yourbalcony wave goodbye. Everyone naked. You
got to be fully closed for thatpart. But once the boat is underway,
you are close free the rest ofthe time. Now, there are

(37:22):
a couple of rules, well rulesand like just general guidelines. One of
the rules being, and I understandthis one, you cannot take photos of
videos anyone photos or videos of anyoneaboard the ship without their consent, whether
they're clothes or not. So youcan't just be like, well look at
that. You can't do that.Okay, that's a fairly common rule amongst

(37:43):
the nwdest I thing. You can'tdo that. Now, Here's just this
is not a rule, but thisis an encouragement. They said guests will
be encouraged to sit on towels whenbare bottomed, when they're in a stateroom,
on the pool deck, ord inthe buffet area. So if you're
at a meal and you're not wearinganything, we'd like you to sit on
a towel. So but other thanthat, I mean, it's like anything

(38:10):
goes the big nude boat. AllI want to know is who's coming with
me. We all know how manyillnesses and things spread on these cruise ships
with clothes on. Now imagine withno clothes on, and you know,
if they're sitting on a towel,that towel is not doing anything, but
it preserves the seat. I willsay, can you imagine having to pack

(38:34):
for a ship like this? Probablyone of the easiest things ever. Yeah,
you bring one pair of clothes toget to the cruise in and to
leave, and that's about one toleave and it could be the same set
of clothes, you wash it andyou don't even need a bag. Dude,
this sounds awesome. I think youguys should reconsider. Nobody would ever
go on a nude crew. Everyone'sgonna be new. It's not You're not

(38:57):
walking nude in front of a bunchof clothes people. Everybody nude? What's
the big deal? Because yeah,and I don't want to be I don't
want to be nude. You guyshave you guys just have no sense of
venture? Oh yeah, sorry,Graham, the big nude cruise you want
to go? February third, theJV Show on Wild ninety four to nine.
Before we get to the JV show. You have nope game, Graham,
do you want to give us acouple of lines about this cruise really

(39:19):
quick? Yeah, the Big NudeCruise set and sail early February of next
year. It's a ten day Caribbeancruise and it is what is what it
sounds like. It's a nude cruise. Clothes only required when you're getting on
the boat and off. Hey,guys, Sherry from Foster City. All
I got to say about this cruiseis, can you imagine if you had
neurovirus on this thing? What arepeople going to do? How do you

(39:43):
hide that? You can't? You'restuck? Love you guys. That is
a good question because you will neverreally get neurovirus when or someone's gone.
Yeah, when you go on acruise, and if there's not a couple
layers of fabric to at least giveyou one barrier of being able to hide
it as you waddle back to yourroom, go through so many towels.
Yeah, Locked Morning JV Show.So for the nude cruise, does that

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mean the workers are also nude?Just the thought. Have a good day,
Yeah, everyone, Everyone preparing youromelets in the morning at the buffets
standing there the test hair you haveto put a second hairnet on, of
course, because you don't want thosesprinkled on top. Can we go back?
Can you play that talk back again? Was there? Did I hear

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a at the start of this?You turn it up real long? Let
me see, let me see,good morning JV show. So for the
did you hear that? We're justmessing with you. Let's do one more
talk back? Okay, what's so, Graham? I just wanted to say,
if you're going, I'm gonna I'llgo with you. You know it's
gonna be super fun. You know, just just hit me up, okay,

(40:52):
coming with me? Who's coming withme? With me? Wlthany for
nine? Hi? Who's this?I'm Brandy? Hi Brandy? How was
your weekend? It was good?Oh it was fantastic. Thank you so
much for asking Brandy. You're onthis morning to play the JV Show.
YEP, nope, game, I'msure you know you know how this works.

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For anyone that doesn't, We're gonnaask Brandy four triviue questions, just
get three correct and you win.So this is really cool because you're gonna
win two tickets to a live Nationconcert of your choice, Nile Horn,
Kigo or Megan Trainer. Yep,you pick, how's that sound great?
I also have my daughter Skyler herewith me. Nice. Okay, So
it's a team effort today. Makesure when you know the answer, you

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don't waste a ton of time discussingit. Just yell it out. Okay,
okay, all right. Here's questionnumber one, and and taro bang
is the term used to describe whensomeone uses what too punctuation marks at the
end of a sentence, an exclamationmark in the question mark. Yep,

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it's good, well done. QuickGoogle search paid off there, I'm kiddying,
I'm joking. Nicely done, though, that's a tough one, all
right. Question number two. Youmight hear an economic news report mentioned a
country's GDP. What does GDP standfor growth? I think back to high

(42:25):
school econ. We all learned thisa long time ago, though I don't
know gross domestic product, that's whata GDP is. Question number three,
what color do you get when youmake white and black paint together? Why?

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And gray? Yeah? Nicely done? Nicely done? All right.
You need this one to win thegame and win those tickets. Question number
four, the statue of Liberty islocated on an island that is part of
what City, New York. Ya, yay, you just went two tickets

(43:12):
to a Live Nation concert of yourchoice and celebration of Live Nation concert week.
Congrat Thank you, Jenifery. Welcome. So I'm gonna put you on
a hold. Chet he's in LAat your options and you're just pick who
you want to go see in concert. Okay, thank you so much,
No problem, Hang on there,Graham. We have shout outs, we
do, we do. Moms werein my DMS relentlessly over this weekend.

(43:34):
I got one, says Hey Graham. My son asked me if I could
slide into your DMS. He turnedeight years old on May third, so
this is a belated birthday shout out, she says. We want to let
him know that his family's so proudof him, loves him so much.
We hope he continues to swing forthe fences. Love his dad, mom's
sister, and dog Pepper. Welisten every day on our way to school.
My kids now say, who givesa fart? I just realized shit

(43:58):
didn't include his name. Now shownow that but dog Pepper's name got in
there. But boy, didn't happybladd birthday. Who gives the fart to
whoever you are? All right?And another mom my dms hey Graham.
My daughter asked me if you guyscan do a birthday shout out? She
turned nine May six, that's today. So she said, I'm trying to
search your Instagram and it took mea long time because I kept searching Graham

(44:21):
g r a m. She said. It took me twenty four hours of
searching to finally find your account.Do people think that's oh my name is
spelled it's like Graham, Yeah,g r a h am just like Graham
Cracker. It's spelled the same way. Anyways, her daughter, Eleanor will
be very happy I found you finally, So happy birthday to her. And
that is from mom Maria, sohappy. Not the birthday today, Eleanor,

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So it was a very busy weekendfor Drake Kendrick Lamar. I don't think

(45:07):
these guys did anything other than recordsongs about each other, like no time
for anything else. So we lefthere on Friday, Kendrick Lamar had just
dropped his song six sixteen in Laright, and that was after like a
lot of back and forth had alreadyhappened between Kendrick Lamar and Drake well over
the weekend. That night, Drakedrops another song Family Matters. Literally less

(45:31):
than an hour later, Kendrick Lamar'sdropping new music. He drops Meet the
Grams, and then he drops notLike, why do either of those guys?
That's fine, I'm in it now. That drops Meet the Grahams,
and then another song not like Us, and then Drake drops another song,

(45:52):
the Heart Part six. Honestly,it was so I don't know if anyone
else go up this way, butit was so there was so much happening,
I couldn't even keep up with We'rewill saying what and who's turning this?
I don't even know what's happening rightnow. But we'll talk about some
of the biggest things from over theweekend. So some of the biggest claims
that Kendrick Lamar made in his musicLet's start with this one. He said

(46:14):
that Drake has a secret kid,and this shook the internet. Even me
and Cheety were texting and he wasShe was like, oh my god,
Drake has a secret. I'm justthinking, like why even hide a kid?
Like, what is the point youhave a kid? So what you
have a kid? Not a bigI find that one. There's a potential
for believability there. I mean,some people were saying that Drake kind of

(46:35):
fed the information so that Kendrick wouldwrite a line like that, but it
was actually fake. I don't know. So so I was getting to that
just thanks for stealing my story.Not that not that I didn't believe.
I think it's believable. I justdon't see the point in hiding a kid.
Not a big deal. You havea kid, Like, it's not
worth hiding, is what I iswhat I was saying. But yeah,

(46:58):
he wasn't hiding the kid. Hewas hiding the world. Ye. But
yeah, So when Drake dropped hisfollow up song, he was like,
you felt for the fake information thatwe had fed you, Like you didn't
even investigate, You're just rapping aboutanything because you want to put out a
disc record. So no, Drakedoes not have a secret eleven year old
daughter that we know of, butthat we know a lot. Now.

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The other big thing that Kendrick reallyran with is, you know this narrative
that Drake likes younger girls, andthat's something that we've talked about here.
I don't think he's actually getting withyounger girls. I just think he's creepy
a little bit around some of theHe was dming Millie Bobby Brown or whatever

(47:42):
her name is, or texting herand she was like fifteen. Is that
freeby behavior? Yeah? But ishe doing anything physical? I don't think
so. But Kendrick is calling himlike a pedo and like all these other
things. So that was one ofthe bigger highlights of this beef. Drake
responded to those claims in his latestsong, I never been with no one
on the age, but that wasweird. My whole thing made me feel

(48:06):
thing made me feel uncomfortable right there. I also falsehood detected the light detector
over here, went on, No, I want to play how he ends
this song. So this is Drake'slatest song, The Heart Part six,
which, by the way, theHeart that's something that Kendrick does. He's
playing off of his own music.I want to play how this ends a
lot of people are thinking this isDrake trying to end the beef once and

(48:29):
for all, like let's just stopat it. It's it's enough, not
gonna lie some some good exercise,like it's good to get out, get
the pain worker. So I don'tthink he's necessarily waving the white flag.
I just think he's like over it, like this, how can this go
any further? It's already done,what it's done. I think let's just
move on with our lives. That'swhat I feel like he's trying to say.
Yeah, because where do they takeif? Like he was like I'll

(48:50):
see you when I see it.That's it, Like let's stop dropping songs
now, like it's enough, orhe's afraid of taking another l when Kinder
comes out with a better song,thinks Graham, I know you had stories,
Yeah, do we also have ashadow? Let's yeah? You got
a couple quick shout outs I wantto throw in here. Moms were in
my dms, like I said,relentless over the weekend. This one this

(49:12):
mom is asking for a very specialbirthday shout out to her son Zayne,
he turned seven years old on Saturday. They say they love listening to the
JV Show and on their way toschool every single morning. She says,
Mom and her little brother Dino lovehim so so much. So happy seventh
birthday, Zay. That's a bigone. Hope you had a great day.
Good point another mom and my DM'sover the weekend. Mom Mollie wants

(49:35):
to wish her son Cody, he'sturning six years old today, a very
happy birthday. She said, herson thinks he belongs on the show,
and he constantly wants to call andtalk to us, and we did actually
talk to him one time. Iguess about his Halloween costume, which was
a security camera and apparently we lovethat costume. I do remember that costume,
very very creative. So happy happybirthday, Cody, six years old

(49:59):
today. That's a big one,you know. Don't forget about the fun
the JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. Let's go to the talkbacks and
what's up guys. I'm not sureif this was already mentioned, but Selena,
what was up with that first trapstory you had on Instagram this weekend?

(50:21):
Damn it? All right? Youguys have a good one. Oh
really wait is it still Selena?Is it still up? I didn't see
it? No, that was itwas Friday. Oh I missed it was
what was? What was the thirst? And what was the trap? Okay?
So so my man started this YouTubechannel right and he's like, hey,
can you post something telling people tolike go because he posted a video

(50:45):
about Drake and Kendrick Lamar. He'slike, can you post a video like
about about my video? And Iwas like yeah, and I had on
the city. He's like, andcan you wear something like really, I
don't know, like sexier or something. I get the views? Trying to
get the because so he was goingto use that video to post on his
Facebook. And I know nobody usesFacebook anymore, but if you go on

(51:06):
Facebook and when you watch people's stories, it gives you like a preview of
what the story looks like. Sowhen it's a woman with the bazoomers out,
you get a lot more clicks disappointedby the video after it come on
crazy. It's just like a littlesports bra thing. What's funny. I

(51:28):
actually wanted to to bring this upbecause I got scolded by my mom for
this story. I am an adult, I have my own family, I
am a married woman, I ama grown up. Okay, And my
mom saw this and she was mad. Yeah, I know she was mad,
but she tries to like flip itto make you feel guilty. She's

(51:50):
like, you know what, miha, I saw that video you posted and
it made me really sad to see. Oh I'm disappointing my parents doing anything.
I don't hurt your I don't hurtyour heart a little bit. And
uh man, how did we didanyone? Did just cheat? Yeah?
I did zoomers right, okay?And what did you tell your mom?

(52:20):
Like, Mom, I'm just livinglife. This is what I do.
I didn't say, mom, I'mjust living back off I wanted to,
but now I just I said,okay, okay, sorry, next time,
I'll come up right a hood changethe subject. Yeah yeah, but
it was my man's idea. He'slike, hey, we paid for these,
they're going to be seen. Likeyeah, yeah, I can't argue

(52:43):
with that. All right, Ohmy god, that was so funny for
me. My mom doesn't say anything. But even I was telling cheaty the
other day because I posted this videoof my outfit on TikTok and there were
I don't know how it landed onlike the fo you page of a bunch
of the men. To know ifit landed on like a bunch of I
want, like I want to reachthe girlies because I'm showing out my outfit.

(53:04):
But it landed on like the thirstymen. And there were so many
comments that were making me rethink meeven posting the video, even though I
don't think there's anything wrong with thevideo. But I'm like, wait,
am I like, am I puttingmyself out there in that way? Like
I don't know, it's just Ifeel some type of way sometimes when when
you post, the algorithm knows whois watching those videos. It's not your

(53:28):
girly besties out there, like ohmy god, let me see a cute
outfit you're putting on. The girliesdon't care about that. It's getting served
to people that are watching it.Yeah, were your presumers out too?
No, that's why, Like Iwas just I mean, I was wearing
like a skurt, so I'm assumingmaybe that's why. But the comments were
making me rethink. Speaking of TikTokGramma and you had something related, Yeah,

(53:52):
the slop of the summers here itis it's been dropped this woman on
TikTok. Now she posted a clipof just her talking and I want to
play that, and then she's like, can someone please make this into a
song, and she so she justmade a TikTok sound that went extremely viral
and then I'll play you some ofthe because people have turned it into a

(54:13):
song now and we can listen toa couple of those. So here's what
she first posted a clip of it. I'm looking for a man in finance
trust Fund six five their eyes Financetrust Fund six five blue eyes. Oh
my god, I love it already, looking for a man in finance with
a trust fund six five blue eyessounds like, uh, that's a pretty

(54:35):
odd guy right there, right,nice job trust fund, you know,
nice and tall. All right,So she said, can somebody make this
into a song. Here's the firstmix of this. This is a summer
slap where you guys get ready,I'm looking for a man in finance trust
fun six five the eyes Finance trustFund six five finance trust Fun six five

(55:00):
finances. Okay, that was oneof the first mixes. Then people kept
stepping their game up. Now herehere's another one. Listen to this one.

(55:21):
Welcome to the Hamptons summer right there, So you've just been you've been
warned. This is the song youwill be playing in the clubs this summer.
Fine Outs Trust Fund. Speaking offinance, you're probably not doing too

(55:44):
well. None of us are,Okay, don't feel bad. The JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine,we were just talking about Drake and Kendrick
Lamar. They were going at itover the weekend, dropping diance record after
dice, record after disregord. Oneof the claims that Kendrick made was that
Drake has a secret like eleven yearold daughter, and Drake says, it's

(56:06):
not true. That's actually some misinformationthat he leaked and using air quotes he
leaked to see if Kendrick would takethe bait. It's not even true.
Was how he tried to clean upthat mess. We have an interesting talk
back, O guy. So Iwas thinking the whole Kendrick and Drake Shenanigans.
I don't think that Kendrick was talkingabout him having an eleven year old

(56:27):
daughter. I think that was stilllike a jab towards Millie Bobby Brown because
at the time when they were liketexting and talking. She was on strangers
things, and her nickname was elevenjust my two cents in the whole situation.
Oh, that's got to be it. That's gotta be it, right.
Yeah, But if Drake's the onesaying that he did feed him that

(56:52):
misinformation, I don't know what Ibelieve Drake on that. Really. I
think I was just trying to cleanit up. Do you think he does
have a secret daughter. No,I think Kendrick's ripping on him about the
Yeah, that makes sense, Yeah, that would make a clever, clever
tie and there anymore. I'm honestly, I'm kind of over it. You

(57:15):
said you want one more song?Yeah? Why? At this point,
I feel like it's done. Idon't know. The only summer song I
want is six to five five asfun six two blue Eyes Radio Money.
Let's talk about the The Tom BradyRose, which was live on Netflix yesterday.

(57:37):
It actually was a live event,which I thought was really cool live
from Inglewood, but you can goback and stream it obviously, so I
did get to watch some of itlast night. It was such a good
roast. There were a few timeswhere I felt like Tom Brady was getting
very uncomfortable like he could not handlethe jokes that were being made because there
was a lot of material they goin on roast, hold back, look

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right. So Kevin Hart, hehosted the show. He was obviously up
first to rose Tom a little bit, and obviously the main thing that people
are gonna go for is his failedmarriage. Gizelle was a hot topic in
this. I could tell very sensitivesubject for Tom. Single life is what
you deserve because you had no choice. Gazelle gave you an ultimatum. Gizelle

(58:22):
said you were tire or were donethat. She said to you, Tom,
you were tire or we're done.Let me tell you something. When
you got a chance to go eightand nine and all it will calls you
is your wife and your kids.You gotta do what the you gotta do?
Do you understand me? Tom Bradywas so red and he was like

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squirming in his seats. And ofcourse they bring up the jiu jitsu instructor,
you know, the one that Gazellesupposedly ran off with. Sometimes.
Oh, by the way, Kevinopens this by talking about how Tom Brady
screwed over his coach for the Patriots, Like, you know, sometimes you
just you got to screw the coachgot a coach you know who else?
Say coach Giselle karate man, Imean Jesus Christ, Tom one of the

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smartest quarterbacks I ever played a game. How did you not see this coming?
Eight karate classes a day, eightate Kevin Hart was so good.
He was so good. Jeff Rosswas also there. You know, he
is hilarious. He did a reallyreally good roast. He though you brought

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up Robert Kraft in the massage scandal. Do you remember that? Of course?
And on the first day of trainingcamp, that's scrawny rookie famously walked
into the owner, Robert Craft's officeand said, I'm the best decision your
organization has ever made. Would youlike a massage? So, I don't

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know why this was such a sensitivesubject for Tom Brady. He actually got
up out of his seat and hesaid this in Jeff Ross's ear. You
can hear him right here. Ilove Robert Kraft. I love it.
Yeah, okay, he said,don't ever say that is again. So
the audience couldn't hear that, butlike we could hear it on the broadcast
because he was miked up. Yeah, I it struck a nerve now,

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I why, Well, him andRobert Kraft, I think have I see.
I think when Tom Brady left NewEngland, I think he and Bill
Belichick, who's the coach there.I think they had the issue with each
other. It was time for themto go their separate ways. But Robert
Kraft and Tom Brady are I thinkthere's their kind of buddy buddy. And

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I think there's a lot of moneythat's flown between Robert Craft and Tom Brady
because Tom Brady never took the biggestcontract right to help the team stay under
the salary. CAPS think it's butRobert Craft is a billionaire, right,
yeah, And I think Robert Kraftwas giving him a whole bunch of money
on the side and doing these deals, and I think I think there was
a lot of wink wing stuff happeningthere, and so I think he I

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bet you before the show said RobertCraft jokes are off limb. I bet
you there was a list things thatare off limits, and it was like
his pretty much anything goes. ButI guarantee you Tom Brady said, don't
like, don't make jokes about this. And if you don't know Robert Kraft,
you know busted at some massage parlor. Yeah, and so I think
it was in Florida, the WhiteOrchid or something. He was he was.

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When I saw him get out ofhis seat and go say this to
Jeff Ross, I was like,oh my god, Like did he get
massages too? And that's why he'slike, don't bring up the scandal,
don't bring up the scandal. Ithink he was just trying to Yeah,
I don't know. I think hewas trying to protect the robber craft,
which was still is a weird thinglike that. Even Robert Kraft is there
in the audience. It was likelaughing along, just laugh it off and
a big deal like you, Imean very publicly were were arrested for this

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thing, so like, how areyou going to deny it? At that
point it happened just laughing off.Another big thing that would repeatedly get brought
up is Tom's Crypto scandal. NikkiGlacer was there. She did a hilarious
loved ros Tom also lost thirty milliondollars in Crypto Tom, how did you
fall for that? I mean evenGronk was like me, no, that

(01:02:00):
not real money. Like after herset, she got a standing ovation her
I wish I could play more audioof her. She was so good and
I felt bad Like Gronk was there. He I feel like he got roasted
on more than Tom Brady. Butat some point it's like everyone just calling

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him this, like big dumb giant, like conceived on a folding table at
a Bill's game, like just justgoing in, poor guy. But everyone
was a good sport. I'm sureyou've seen the headlines. Kim Kardashian.
Yeah, she got booed, That'swhat I heard. Yeah, I want
to let's do Kim next here onthe JV Show because aside from her from

(01:02:43):
her getting booed, I want toknow how you guys think she did,
because honestly, I was not afan. Oh of uh. I just
feel like her delivery it just wasn'tall all that. So I'm gonna play
Kim Kay's roast next the JV Showon Wild ninety four nine. Before we
talk about Kim k at Tom Brady'sroast yesterday, Jess, did you try

(01:03:04):
out the olive oil shots? Didjust a backtrack on Friday? Remember Benny
Blanco, He says, look,before a night out, you want the
best way to reduce your chances ofgetting a crazy hangover, take a shot
of olive oil before you start partying. And I tried it. It was
grand. It was gross, butI think it helped. It was to

(01:03:29):
a full shot. Yeah, itwas nasty. Not gonna lie. The
first shots after I took after that, couldn't even taste them, so all
of fake, you know, Soeven that was kind of a plus.
But then the next I'm a lightweight. So with just a few drinks the
next morning, like I'm not feelingtoo good. The next morning I felt

(01:03:51):
amazing, Like I feel great now. I don't know, it's just all
in my mind where I want to. I wanted to try it. You
would run for the nearest trash canif you had to try to take a
shot of oil. But I willadd that to the JV show chug Will
Oh no no, no, no, no, no, no chug.
And then I posted the video toTikTok and so many people were commenting that

(01:04:13):
charcoal supplement pills apparently are even better. So that'll be my next quest.
Oh my god, this is crazy. Oh by the way, Graham,
you mentioned our chug will. SoFriday's eight twenty, we're starting something new.
We're gonna be playing a little gamewith you. If you win the
game, we'll explain all of thison Friday. But if you win,
someone on the JV Show is goingto spin our chug will and have to
chug something. I'm gonna have tochug that thing and there will be all

(01:04:36):
of oil on them. Yeah,thanks Jess. She said she liked it
all right. So the Tom Bradyroast yesterday, it was a live event
on Netflix. You can still goback and stream its. I got to
watch some of it last night.Kim Kaye was there. Might them a
little random. I think people werelike why, well, you know,
there was the rumors of her andTom Brady like dating shortly after the breakup

(01:04:59):
with Giselle. So Kim was there. She gets up on stage. First
thing that happens, she gets booted. Well, I know a lot of
people make fun of your night,all right, A whoau she got like

(01:05:23):
boot a couple people. This wasthe entire arena. It sounded like just
erupts in booing that would that wouldhurt your feelings? Right? I mean
you've received countless negative comments on socialmedia, and you've had backlash about other
stuff. You've been through it,but still when you go up there and
there's that many people there and youthink it's gonna be like fun and everybody's

(01:05:45):
gonna be I'm gonna be ripping onthis person, and you're the one that
just gets I know, would Ithink she she handled it well. My
first thought was is like, ohmy god, this is gonna throw her
off her game, Like I don'tknow if she had game to begin with
talking to roasting, but that wouldjust completely throw me off, Like how
am I even gonna get? Iforget everything that I was about to say

(01:06:06):
exactly. I would just run.Let's go through some of Kim's jokes,
shall we? Speaking of Tom andI dating. I know there were some
rumors that we were, and I'dnever say if we did or not.
I just release the tape. Howhow do you guys feel about I'm kind

(01:06:28):
of over her only joke being abouttape Yeah all the time. Not only
was that one not funny. Ijust feel like we're coming off such a
high seeing Nikki Glacier and Jeff Rossand Kevin Hart and they're like hilarious.
Their energy is to the ceiling,and then Kim comes on and she's like
so monotone yeah, it took everythingdown. I would never tell you if

(01:06:49):
we did, but I do knowit would never work out an ex athlete,
hide cheek bones, silky hair.You remind me too much of my
stepdad. Now. So some ofthe jobs, some of the jokes were
not bad, not that she wrotethem herself, but for me, it's

(01:07:12):
the delivery like she she is deliveringthem like she's reading them, which everyone
was reading off the teleprompter, Butit's how you deliver it, and it
just wasn't there. For me,it's I'm telling you the world, being
a stand up comic is a tough, tough thing. Yeah, pull it
off well, part of me thanks, You would want to entrust me just
to try on my clothes? Likethe jokes like she was there? The

(01:07:36):
joke? Who was there? Youjust gotta tell Seriously, I think it's
so great the way that you're showingeveryone that even after winning seven super Bowls,
you can still have a midlife crisis. You like, these could have
been These could have been really,I think they could have put an Ai

(01:07:57):
right there and it would have hadmore emotion than she Let's do one more,
kim Kai. Honestly, it's hardfor me to watch people roast you.
But I think enough of my familymembers have helped defend former football players.
There's actually there's actually a lot ofOJ references. You know, Jeff
Ross came out dressed as OJ inHell. Really yeah, yeah, that's

(01:08:19):
kind of funny. That's good.But yeah, and then Tom obviously he
was a good sport, although therewere some moments where I could see him
visibly getting uncomfortable. At one pointhe goes up on stage and tells Jeff
Ross, don't ever joke about thatagain. But at the end, you
know, he got his chance toroast everyone back, and it was all
in good fun. And you canstill check out the roast on Netflix.
Cam. I think you would reallylike it. What do you think his

(01:08:40):
kids thought about it? Because they'regoing to see it and like a lot
of jokes about mom, a lotof jokes about their mother. They're still
young. Oh well, he hasolder kids. The kid His kids are
like thirteen stuff, like you're inhigh school or about to be in high
school. He's got a son that'sthirteen, I'm pretty sure, and he
has an older he had older kidsfrom a previous one yeat. They probably
give me one kid from a previousbut whatever, they understand what's going on.
And I know, here's a bunchof jo people riffing on my mom.

(01:09:01):
If I'm Giselle, you're not watchingthis rows they have the Internet,
they're Richtflix, They're they're gonna,they're gonna, they're gonna see it like
that's it's kind of a tough thingto explain, Like these are just comedians.
They're gonna say some ruthless stuff aboutyour mom, Like do you address
it ahead of time? Yes,I don't know. Do you think Giselle
has seen it? Do you thinkshe was watching? Yeah? I think

(01:09:24):
so. Oh that would get tome. If I'm being honest, I
don't think i'd be able to sendme in Marge Like, I don't think
I could, but I would bea little curious. I wouldn't want to
know before I see it on theinternet, because you know your name's gonna
be It's pervasive throughout the entire thing, the hottest thing, it's all the
stuff you need to know what's hotin music, movies, shows, and

(01:09:45):
the most talked about stories happening todayin the Bay. First things first,
the met Gala is tonight. Ifanyone gives a farts. We're gonna be
talking about it tomorrow. I haveon zoom. All right. So that
explosive fight we talked about last weekwith Brady Spears and her boyfriend, Yeah,
it was not the first one,I know, not that shocking.
But apparently four months ago, Brittanyand Paul Richard Soli's this boyfriend of hers,

(01:10:10):
they got into another explosive fight attheir hotel room at the Wind Resort
in Vegas, and sources say itwas so bad that their suite was just
in ruins by the end of it, just destroyed, So Bratty had to
pay the hotel tens of thousands ofdollars to cover all the damage. The
source also says that this boyfriend ofhers during the same trip, borrowed her

(01:10:33):
car one of her cars and damagedthe car as well. Like, what
is up with this guy? Whatis up with Brittany? Sound like two
people that should not be together andBrittany needs help, or maybe they should
be together if they are just alike. Sound like a great match. Hotel

(01:10:54):
rooms beware. Yeah, so Loversand Friends was canceled. What happened?
So if you don't know, thiswas a major music festival that was gonna
go down Saturday in Vegas. JanaJackson, Usher, Alicia Keys, Snoop
Dogg, Lil Wayne, Nelly,Ludacris, Gwen Sefani, Rick Ross,
Fat Joe, Tea, Paint.The list goes on and on. Wait,
Gwen Stefani. Yeah, yeah,you run off that list of names,

(01:11:17):
and all of them made sense tome until you said, Gwenstow,
that's the funny. Yeah. Yeah, don't ask, I don't know,
that's just what it is. Soorganizers pulls the plug the night before the
festival was supposed to happen, becausethe National Weather Service issued a high wind
warning. They said to expect thirtyto thirty five mile per hour sustained winds.
That's nothing and gus over sixty milesper hour. So out of safety,

(01:11:42):
this thing was called off. Dowe know if the winds actually materialize.
That sounds like a nice state offly. This sounds a nice stay
to fly a kite. The entireweekend people were like posting videos like where's
the wind. There's no wind here, like it never happened. And so
this festival was called off for noreason. It's not gonna be rerisqued.
But people are going to get likerefunds for the tickets, but they're still

(01:12:04):
losing out a lot of money.People flew in for this festival. They
have to pay for hotel rooms,that stuff they're not going to get reimbursed
for. My brother went to Vegasthis weekend. I don't think he was
going there for that, but hehadn't been to Vegas in a long time,
and so I texted him yesterday.I was like, dude, how
was your Vegas trip? Like youguys go big, and he said that
on Friday. My poor brother,he said on Friday he was starting to

(01:12:27):
get sick. He was starting tocatch a cold, didn't feel that good.
So when he flew out there,he said he was all congested and
his ears wouldn't pop for the firsttwenty four hours that he was in Vegas,
just like excruciating ears won't pop pain. And then his cold got worse,
so he was sick the entire timethat he was there, and he
got pinky. Somebody poured it onhis pillow. I think that I don't
know now. I saw some videothat his wife posted. She was out

(01:12:50):
with the ladies having fun while mybrother was probably back in the hotel room
crying, and she was at someclub and Ludacris was performing on stage,
and I was like, dude,that looks like a great Yeah. I
thought this is really cool. Alot of the artists, even though the
festival was canceled, they still stayedaround and they did like impromptu shows yeah
for fans. So Snoop Dogg andt pay Me performed at a day club

(01:13:13):
at Resorts World. I didn't knowLudacris had done it. That's awesome.
Usher he got on stage at Jewelat the Aria Resort and did like a
little show. I do feel sobad for all of the vendors that were
supposed to be at the festival becauseI saw one's TikTok video of her saying,
you know, I flew in fromMela. I have all of this
food that I was supposed to sellat the festival, and now what am
I supposed to do? I justmissed out on all the money. Wow.

(01:13:36):
I had to pay all my employeesto be here too, So now
what am I supposed to do aboutthis? And I just handing out food
for free practically, And there's abig ripple effect and putting on a festival
like that. That's a lot ofpeople involved. Yeah, it's gonna be
windy. And then it was let'ssqueeze in one of your stories. All
right, move over, Boeing Unknowing, because there's a new mystery that we
need to tackle the JV Show twentytwenty four Investigative News Desk, and that

(01:13:59):
is the Bay Point Blazes. Atleast that's the name that I came up
with. So far, it's aworking title. We can work on it.
Over the weekend, there were multipledifferent tow trucks that all burst into
flames in Bay Point and in Conquered. Four tow trucks went up in flames
in total. They were all completelydestroyed. According to police, all the
tow trucks were owned and operated bythe same company. That company is called

(01:14:20):
California Towing, so clearly somebody hasit out for that company. Most likely.
All the fires were started very earlySaturday morning, like between two and
three o'clock in the morning. Securitycamera cut one of them in Baypoint as
this tow truck went up in flames. It was on Summerfield Drive. In
that video, you can see aguy get into a car and speed away.

(01:14:42):
Another security camera cut won in conqueredthat was on Sinclair Avenue. That
one went up in flames as well. So it's probably the same person that
pulled all these off in the samenight, don't know. But anybody with
information about those because this is afamily toin company. I saw an interview
with the guy felt really bad funbecause he'd lost, like, you know,
his fleet basically of tow trucks.That's how they make their money,

(01:15:04):
clearly, So anybody with any informationabout the Bay Point blazes, maybe don't
call it that because I'm the onlyone. They won't know what you're talking
about. We call the Contra CostaCounty Fire Department. I think it's like
a disgruntled former employee or something.That's what it's giving to me. Or
somebody who got their car repode byand that company was the one hired to
come toe it or something and they'remad at them about that. Yes,

(01:15:26):
the JV show on Wild ninety fourto nine, let me call for Cheta
to come in here. Chitty runin here, Cheney, run in here.
She's in the next Oh my gosh, she's in the next room.
Answering phones. Don't forget you haveyour chance to win some crazy cash one
thousand dollars on standby. Right now, let's talk about our photos from home.
Every Monday morning we bring a picturefrom our weekend. Mine, I

(01:15:49):
do apologize, is a little uneventful. I went to a first communion over
the weekend and me and my daughterwe left maybe like ten twenty. I
don't know a little bit really becausemy feet were hurting and we had to
stand there. Wow. So welet you go sit in my Ford Explorer
Platinum with the B and O soundsystem turned up and those two tome leather

(01:16:09):
seats at the twin panel moonroof.Yeah, I was gonna say, is
that lighting coming from that twin panelroom? Some selfies? That's a good
selfie. Look at you guys.What's your daughter all grown up? I
know? Wow? Is there anythingmore boring than going to somebody's first community.
It's up there with baptism. SoI'm ya, I was gonna say

(01:16:30):
both those things. Nobody is excitedto go to those, right nobody?
All right, Mine is a pictureof our listener, Memo What's up Memo?
Who he had reached out to meon Instagram. He's like Graham you're
building this house. I do drywallwork. If you ever need any help,
let me know. And he's probablythinking, like nobody's ever gonna actually
take him up on this offer.He's just being nice. Well I was

(01:16:50):
like, hey, dude, Ineed some help if you need to come
over, and bless his heart,Wow, this dude's got a heart of
goal. He came through on Saturdayand Sunday, spent the whole day with
me. And this dude is justso talented, just knocked out all this
work we had to do in ourkitchen, like I mean, perfection level
work. I was blown away,just so so cool. So shout out

(01:17:14):
to him. So that's a pictureof it. That's I mean, I'm
telling you, heart of gold.This guy in big fan of the JV
show, Graham my Man offered hisservices. I mean, why haven't you
asked my Man to come help youbecause you told me he's got no skills,
and like you, I never builta house before. But I can
send you his resume. But see, I need guys with the crazy good
skills, like Memo, like he'scrazy good at what he does. And

(01:17:38):
then it made the rest of myhouse feel bad because I was like,
yeah, you probably could have fixedthat spot right there, and like that
spot over there, He's like,oh yeah, I would have done it
this way. I'm like, stoplooking at that stuff of what we're doing
here, but i mean shout outto him. Super cool. So that's
a picture me and him standing therein my future kind of kitchen area,
and that's just the start of hiswork right there. That was This is
that's day one. I mean,he fits it all off yesterday pretty much.

(01:18:00):
So there are some tall cabinets andJess and mine is me holding some
tacos. You know. It wasinly my weekend celebrated with my family watching
the fight. And that thing thatI'm holding right there is the little paper
that won me two hundred and fortyn Were you going to drive a cab
after that? No? But I'mlooking cute in my hat with a cheetah

(01:18:24):
girl. You know, anytime Iwear anything cheetah, I feel that way.
Listen, it's all right. Ifyou guys don't understand fashion complimented fashion
runway. Were you on? Wasit the cab line at SFO? It's

(01:18:48):
cute? However, the fair isthat that cheaty he made two Andy dollars
driving someone from S and I wouldhave been the best looking cab driver out
there period. But your girl wasfinally outside Sride Hot Girls Summer. Yes,

(01:19:18):
I went want my friends to BlackBeasts, which is like a Stanford
thing with a lot of performers,which was great. I did lose my
or my drive license in my debitcards, so oh no, having a
lot of fun. Do you checkthe backseat of Jess's cab. I love
to police right, this was nowI'm losing JV show dot Com The JV

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