DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Danielle confused the IT department.

...Feels like that's the FIRST thing they should've checked...

Episode Transcript

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Danielle, I understand you have adirty little secret. Good morning do hi
guys? Hi? So, yes, I do. I have a dirty
little secret. So here's this guyat my job and he's just next to
me, and he is so crazyannoying. He's kind at the grinche of
the office, and he's also kindof a jerk, and he makes like

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inappropriate, weird flirty comments the girlsand wears like a fence of smelling cologne
that makes small choke and like Isaid, we work in sales, so
that's a big no nose. Sohe refuses to ease up. Anyway.
I'm so bad. I may ormay not have placed some black tape under
the ball of his computer mouse togive him like a few tech issues on

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the job. Oops. You know. So now he bought a new mouse,
and I kind of might have donethe same thing the new mouse and
it is trying to help him,and they're like totally scratching her head,
not understanding like what's wrong with hiscomputer and what's happening, And nobody picked
up the mouse to look at her. Nobody in it thought to pick it

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up and turn it over. Ohmy gosh, Yeah, I swear to
God, no one has looked atthe nobody every time my mouse doesn't work
here. It just happened the otherday. The first thing I do is
look at her ear. Are youjust sitting there next to him, like
listening to his frustrations and totally watchingthe IT department come down and try to

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help them or just laugh into yourselfor what? Yeah, No, I'm
sitting here like hysterically laughing, andlike my girlfriend she is too. She's
on the other side, like kindof getting the other angle from the other
side of the office, and we'rejust looking at each other like, oh
my god. But the bad thingis I really like the it guy and
I kind of want to, youknow, help him out, But I'm
just gonna let this go like alittle bit longer. I think there's a

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bunch of fun things you could doto mess with them, Like if he
has an office phone, you know, you put tape over the phones.
Can't hear you, right, theyhear like ling. That's a good one.
That's next, Oh my god,you guys are awesome. Another one
if he leaves his cell phone openand you know, his passwords open,
go in there, change the language. It's fun because then you got to

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find out what language it was tochange your back, and all of a
sudden, it's a lot of rightbecause it's like it's pretty harmless but also
so annoying. Yeah, so annoying. Yes, Oh my gosh, I
love it. Thank you. You'vedefinitely giving me some ideas. Oh my
gosh, your energy. I'm lovingit. I know. I mean,
those are all fun and harmless.But if you really don't like the guy,

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then there's other things you can do, Like you can cut his brake
fluid. Okay, you don't likeit, you know what I am,
Like, I know nothing about cars, so I wouldn't even like go over
to it. Put sugar in hisgas tank anyway, because it's like naughty.
That's like really bad his house whenhe's sleeping, and put a pillow
over his face. Oh my god. It depends on the level of how

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deep you want to go into practice. Joe, I'm gonna get you to
therapy again. It's time. Yeah, you're exactly right. Well, thank
you, Danielle. Have a greatday. Thank you for listening to sharing
your dirty doll secret. Thank you. OHI