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(00:00):
You've got questions, and we havefour unqualified people to give you answers.
It's John, Jay and Rich.I want to play something for you that
I think is so funny. There'sa teacher in Los Angeles who posted that
he gaslights his students into thinking thatthese are new slang words that they're unaware
of, and he just starts usingthese words. That's hilarious, And let
(00:22):
me tell you something. It workshis words listen and he explains that listen
to this is so funny, andI want to I'm gonna start using it.
Here are the three that I've beenusing the most. The first one
clip or clip. This is apositive thing. Think like if you have
a long video but you just wantto show someone the highlights, you just
show the clips, right, Sofor example, oh, it's chicken nugget
(00:43):
Day in the cafeteria, that's aclip. Or maybe you find five dollars
on the ground, you'd be likefive dollars, clip it up. Number
two, mute. I think atthis point saying low key or on the
low is just played out. SoI always say like, hey, guys,
you can use your phones, buton the mute, like low key
or maybe with your friends. He'dsay something like, Hey, we're having
a kickback at my parents' house thisweekend, but keep that muted. And
(01:04):
the last one Feta. This isa negative thing. Feta cheese is very
crumbly. It falls apart easily.So you'd say something like, oh,
you did great on the multiple choicesection of the test, and then you
got to the essay total, Feta, we're setting it. Maybe go something
like, yeah, dude was havinga great game, and then when it
came to the game winning shot,Bro went Feta mode. That's so Feta,
(01:30):
that's pale man, that's bucket.My kids are all together now.
Kep came home yesterday. He wenthe plays basketball in Hawaii, goes to
school in Hawaii, and his teammateis from Australia. So it's a short
It's a ten hour flight from Hawaiito Australia, and so we thought he'd
just go from there, right,So he did that, and then yesterday
(01:52):
he came home from Australia to Vancouver, Vancouver here and it was like a
nineteen hour flight. Oh moment Iasked you what what this is to sound
weird? The weird things as aparent that make you get emotional. But
I was on the air and thenI had to I had to go to
a meeting. My wife had ameeting, so we couldn't get pick him
up at the airport. He's cominghome at eleven thirty, and my oldest
son, Jake and my youngest sonDutch together wanted to go get him,
(02:15):
and they went to pick him atthe airport that's Coral. And when I
found out that was how I Willstarted crying. It was one of those
cries where you can't stop it.Yeah, you know what I mean.
It was so weird. You shouldget that. I can relate to that
as a sibling though, because ifI'm flying in or flying out in one
of my siblings offers to take me, I'm like, wait, you love
me, actually want to hang outof me right now? Like I do
feel really special because it's like theydon't need to take the time out of
(02:36):
their day. I could just calla friend, you know. But the
fact that it's like your sibs,it hits me and then kept goes,
he goes. I brought you somestuff from Australia. What you get?
I brought you some kangaroo jerky.Yeah, crocodile jerky RYM. Then he
brought me I'll bring it in.Then he brought me a He goes like,
I et a shirt. I go, what is this? It's some
weird shirt. He goes, it'sa rugby jersey and it's a four X.
(02:59):
Oh, I'm not a for Xthinking of me. Thank you bring
in, bringing the kangaroo jerkey andthe gator jerky, and you and Rich
can do a fun tasting tune.Tell you I feel so bad because kangaroos
are so cute. They are vicious, yeah, but what if they're also
(03:21):
delicious? Vicious and delicious kangaroo jerky
You've got questions, and we havefour unqualified people to give you answers.
It's John, Jay and Rich.I want to play something for you that
I think is so funny. There'sa teacher in Los Angeles who posted that
he gaslights his students into thinking thatthese are new slang words that they're unaware
of, and he just starts usingthese words. That's hilarious, And let
(00:22):
me tell you something. It workshis words listen and he explains that listen
to this is so funny, andI want to I'm gonna start using it.
Here are the three that I've beenusing the most. The first one
clip or clip. This is apositive thing. Think like if you have
a long video but you just wantto show someone the highlights, you just
show the clips, right, Sofor example, oh, it's chicken nugget
(00:43):
Day in the cafeteria, that's aclip. Or maybe you find five dollars
on the ground, you'd be likefive dollars, clip it up. Number
two, mute. I think atthis point saying low key or on the
low is just played out. SoI always say like, hey, guys,
you can use your phones, buton the mute, like low key
or maybe with your friends. He'dsay something like, Hey, we're having
a kickback at my parents' house thisweekend, but keep that muted. And
(01:04):
the last one Feta. This isa negative thing. Feta cheese is very
crumbly. It falls apart easily.So you'd say something like, oh,
you did great on the multiple choicesection of the test, and then you
got to the essay total, Feta, we're setting it. Maybe go something
like, yeah, dude was havinga great game, and then when it
came to the game winning shot,Bro went Feta mode. That's so Feta,
(01:30):
that's pale man, that's bucket.My kids are all together now.
Kep came home yesterday. He wenthe plays basketball in Hawaii, goes to
school in Hawaii, and his teammateis from Australia. So it's a short
It's a ten hour flight from Hawaiito Australia, and so we thought he'd
just go from there, right,So he did that, and then yesterday
(01:52):
he came home from Australia to Vancouver, Vancouver here and it was like a
nineteen hour flight. Oh moment Iasked you what what this is to sound
weird? The weird things as aparent that make you get emotional. But
I was on the air and thenI had to I had to go to
a meeting. My wife had ameeting, so we couldn't get pick him
up at the airport. He's cominghome at eleven thirty, and my oldest
son, Jake and my youngest sonDutch together wanted to go get him,
(02:15):
and they went to pick him atthe airport that's Coral. And when I
found out that was how I Willstarted crying. It was one of those
cries where you can't stop it.Yeah, you know what I mean.
It was so weird. You shouldget that. I can relate to that
as a sibling though, because ifI'm flying in or flying out in one
of my siblings offers to take me, I'm like, wait, you love
me, actually want to hang outof me right now? Like I do
feel really special because it's like theydon't need to take the time out of
(02:36):
their day. I could just calla friend, you know. But the
fact that it's like your sibs,it hits me and then kept goes,
he goes. I brought you somestuff from Australia. What you get?
I brought you some kangaroo jerky.Yeah, crocodile jerky RYM. Then he
brought me I'll bring it in.Then he brought me a He goes like,
I et a shirt. I go, what is this? It's some
weird shirt. He goes, it'sa rugby jersey and it's a four X.
(02:59):
Oh, I'm not a for Xthinking of me. Thank you bring
in, bringing the kangaroo jerkey andthe gator jerky, and you and Rich
can do a fun tasting tune.Tell you I feel so bad because kangaroos
are so cute. They are vicious, yeah, but what if they're also
(03:21):
delicious? Vicious and delicious kangaroo jerky
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