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Wakes up, John Jay and Richwhat's cracking like? And this is the
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And you're listening to John Jay andRich wakes sucks one oh four seven Kiss
FM, John Jay and Rich Monday, May twentieth, twenty twenty four.
Our phone numbers eight seven seven ninethree seven one oh four seven. There's
been a couple storylines on this showthat are fascinating to me. One Kyle

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loses her diamond, gets a newdiamond. Kyle gets a flat tire.
The drama with the flat tire,it's endless. What else has happened?
So after the series of unfortunate eventswith my tire, it finally got fixed.
But on my way home, Iwas driving and you know when you
take your steering wheel and you kindof wiggle it back and forth and your

(01:02):
car goes for a fun little swizzlyride. My car did that, but
I didn't move the steering wheel,so it felt totally out of control,
and I was like, oh,this doesn't feel safe, and so I
just start picturing all kinds of terriblethings happening, because when I did pay
for my tire, they said,we want you to come back after twenty
five miles just to make sure allthe bolts are on. And so I

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start picturing the bolts are now loose, my tires are going to fall off
on the freeway. So we takethe car in and come to find out,
I guess when the flat tire happened, the actual wheel got bent,
So now I need to buy anew wheel cheap. No, No,
they are not apparently on and Teslawheels are really ridiculously last. No,

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so it's all good times over here, you guys. It's all good times.
Actually, similarly, I had myissues right and again last week.
If I sat down, I stoppedthe show down. I apologized to Rich
Barrow. He was right about allthis stuff with my car, my tire.
Now there's an apology to Rich Bearpart two. But I'm waiting goes.
He said, I don't know ifyou guys were there, but it's
on video. It's it's on ourInstagram. He's like, your tires are

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bald. You're gonna need new tires. And I'm like, this car is
less than two years old. Man, you know what you're talking about.
So I go to the dealership.I need new tires. The tires are
bald. So I end up gettingfour new tires, right, so expensive.
Then Rich goes, when you getthose new tires, your car's gonna
drive so different. I'm like,shut up, man. I get in.

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My car drives totally different. Atit drives amazing. It's like a
brand new car. Like I've drivenit, I don't know ten times since
then, and every time I'm init with my wife's I go, this
feels like a whole new car.And you know the freeway, I'm like,
this is crazy, feels so different. That actually was right. That
tells me how bad your tires musthave been. Really bald. So then
then I got a call from thedealership. Yesterday. They called me and

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they're like, hey, we reallylike your car. We'd like to buy
your car. Like, I justgot new tires. It's like a new
car. And he's like, butwe'd like to buy your car, And
I go, how much he goes, well, i'll call you back.
I haven't heard back from yet.But I'm like, if I sell my
car, then I get a newcar. My car right now drives like
a new car. Yeah, youdon't need you don't unless they give you

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some ridiculously amazing price. They're goingto buy it for me, and I've
never heard of that before. Andthen what do you get? What do
you get instead of that? Becauseyou like yours right, You're a creature
of having right. And then whatand then I have to pay more money
for a new car, Like I'mI'm going to pretend that I did it,
and I would buy my car.You just bought the same car.
I promise you it's more expensive thanwhat you're paying now. I'm going to

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sell my car. That buy mycar back for your own car than the
new tires. It's truly a gamechanger. It's like I feel now because
I've driven so like I was inI was in richest part of town,
guil Tucky. I have somebody calledGilbert Kill, Tucky, really far away.
It was so far away with youneed new tires. I I was

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in North scott Stale. I wasin Avondale, twice this weekend, right,
and then I was kind of like, I was like, man,
I hope I'm not wearing down mytires because if like now I don't care
about gas now, I'm like,I don't want to wear down my tires
because it literally feels amazing every timeI get to drive it in this morning,
I was like, this feels great. Are you making turns? Going?
That was right? It's just crazy. It's just so different tire turn

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here, it comes different. Idon't. I just don't. I don't
understand the tire world. That's whatwhen you take care of your car,
it's supposed to take carry of tires. You make sure that they're pumped up.
And when you go get an oilchange, when your engine light goes
on, they check them out foryou, Like, hey, we're gonna
meet these around. I wait,I wait that out. Yeah, Like
my light usually goes away. Anyway, Kyle, glad your car is gonna

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be okay? Or is it okay? Do you not have it? You
didn't drive it today? I didn'tdrive it today. Also, I'm getting
a new windshield because I have likeeight huge craccident. But but after it's
fixed, I feel like I'm gonnafeel like you judge it. It's gonna
feel like a brand new car.Your husband does not like. He wants
me to get rid of my carweekend going I hate this car. I
hate electric cars. You might findsomething else in the driveway in the next

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few days. I was like,no, this is what you always do.
He gets rid of my cars becausehe wants a new car. I'm
like, get rid of your car. I actually like my car. Kyle.
One of the benefits you love aboutit is you can go into the
HOV lane whenever I want, evenif as I was driving with my wife
talking about Kyle in her car situationis kind of like, I live so

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close, I don't ever have togo in the HOV lane. If I've
ever on the freeway, like youguys drive the freeway to come to work.
If I'm ever on the freeway,I'm usually with someone, so I
can drive in the HOV lane.So I never looked at it that way.
But man, that great feature itis, But is it worth all
the other drama? Kind of
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