May 16, 2024 • 43 mins
We're halfway through the show and we gave another pair of tickets away at 8:10! Weird Stories lead to a rabbit hole on whales and took us to Canada. Then, Caroline Kepnes joined us in studio to talk Tiger Beat, celeb gossip and her upcoming work! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
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We're back. Yeah, we've gota pair of Kiss concert tickets for Carlo
twenty five at six, one,seven, nine. Oh wait, as
always, you need the keyword,and the keyword is taco. Taco is
the keyword. We'll explain that ina couple of minutes, right justin.
Yeah, big story for the tacoand burrito fans. Actually it was in
the in the court system. Yes, it made it all the way to
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the top. Lisa will explain that. But in the meantime, Winnie is
leaving. What after nine o'clock,Whinnie, no thirty okay, okay,
eight? Oh it. He keepsmoving well, raining, worried about getting
to the airport. It's all good. Well, you're gonna miss Caroline Captus.
I know she's coming at nine ten. She wrote the books that the
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show You is based on. Ifyou watch that show You on Netflix,
she's the author. She's gonna behere in the building. So that'll be
at nine to ten. But inthe meantime, Winning, good luck,
Good morning, guys, Winny,good luck. Have fun in Vegas.
I'm maybe the Vegas June fifth forthe world. She's a poker. Hope
you guys have fun. Yeah,just don't tell Billy why you're going.
What are you going to see?Okay, Del, what are you doing?
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Do I know about Adele? Callsomebody else, Let it go.
It's embarrassing that you want to gosee Adele. You're flying all the way
to Vegas. And also Adele,she's legendary for canceling. Oh yeah,
I know. You can't hear Helloall the way to Vegas for Adele.
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Something else I want to handle herereal quick, we have to call her
twenty five. Imagine being Billy,right, Lisa being so famous. I
don't know what the word would bethat one a famous person, famous athlete
calls you and leaves you a message. You don't even call them back.
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Have any idea what I'm talking about? Bell? No, I, let's
take a listen here. Hold up, morning crew. It's Noah the Caddy.
I was out caddying for Rape Orkyesterday and happened to find out that
he had left voicemails for both Billyand Jenny Johnson. He's trying to do
some charity work together with him,So Billy call Ray back. Come on,
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man, do some do some goodstuff together. Bruin's legend, bro
Captain Ray he didn't call him back. I don't know what he's talking about,
Noah. I think he's been hittingahead with his rive or something.
But yeah, Ray and I talk. I did a big favorite for Ray
just recently because of his son inlaw. Well, he took the bar
out in the North Shore. Wellhe was, he told Noah talking about
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no he was caddying. He's Noahis the cross country caddy. He's a
listener. You know, remember youcould the iHeart app. You can listen
to us anywhere in the world.And he caddies for all these famous athletes
and actors. Yeah, he checksin. We encourage that. And he
was caddying for Ray Bork, andRay Bork mentioned, oh you're from Boston.
Oh, I'm trying to get ahold of Jenny Johnson and Billy Costa.
Neither will call me back. Okay. Ray and I spoke just recently,
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and I did a favor for hisson in law up north. That's
a New Hampshire Idol competition he doesat his restaurant every year. Okay,
so we did that. Okay,Ray and I are good. Okay,
Okay, I'm just don't get kayNoah. You know, somebody pulled the
hitting a nine iron in the faceor something. Now we love no ahl
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right, no, if you're listening, make sure you uh clare it up
with Ray and Ray give me acall. Will you been misunderstanding anyway?
Let's go to Jessica Line five.Jessica, Hello, hey Jessica, you're
online five and your caller twenty five. All right, love you guys.
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All right, okay, well youdon't sound alright, Jessica, can you
can you pick it up a littlebit, Jessica, Uh, do you
know the keyword taco? Taco isthe key word? Good job, jess
I like the alright alright better thanthe alright alright? No, yeah,
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hey, don't get nine to tenthis morning. Our line captnists will be
in the building. She wrote thebooks that the show You is based on.
That's a hit Netflix show. Sothat's happening at nine to ten.
But coming up next Weird Stories,is a taco aburrito a sandwich or not?
We finally haven't here. It's aWeird Stories up neck. So the
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question should a taco and a burritobe considered a sandwich? Well, it
has been answered by a judge.Our tacos sandwiches, and Allen County judge
says yes, and that seems toclear the way for Famous Taco to open
another location. For months, restaurantowner Martin Quintana and is battled with the
Allen County Plan Commission over what exactlywas being built on West Jefferson Boulevard.
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The nearby neighborhood is okay with asmall, made to order subway style sandwich
shop, but not okay with afast food joint. Judge Craig Bobey agrees
tacos and burritos are Mexican style sandwiches, especially when prepared at a counter.
Both the next step and a possibleopening date are still unknown. It's kind
of a silly topic, but it'ssomething that people have long kind of fought
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over. Oh, it's a bigdebate. Yeah, I kind of agree
with the judge. It's sort ofa Mexican sandwich. But I remember there
was a different debate before this,where it was the same idea that there
was like a mall that you couldn'thave more than one standw's shop and it
was an aera verse like Chipotle,and they ruled that it wasn't so that
it could go you know what,So listen. I love a good burrito,
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I know, really good. Where'smy where's my burrito? Where's my
burritos? Pizza in the hall?And what that matters? Hey Dunavan,
you were still here, Lisa whenI used to talk about animals rising up,
yesh sharks, we're gonna go alittle and they were all planning a
massive attack on the human race.And I really believed it. Okay,
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you ready for the evidence. Okay, in the Moroccan waters, the Strait
of Gibraltar. I saw this video. It's incredible. As many as a
dozen giant orcas. These are whale, the biggest whale in the water.
Okay, at least a dozen ofthem attacked a guy on his sailing yacht,
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kept ramming it with their nose.I mean, these things weigh a
ton, right, actually sank theboat and apparently it's a trend now.
Yeah, they had to be rescued. The crew of the fifty foot Alberonkognac
sailboat calling for help early Sunday,a few miles from the Strait of Gibraltar
and Moroccan waters, saying orcas damagedthe rudder and the yacht was taking on
water. The crew rescued the boatsank. The same pod of morcas had
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been toying with boats off the Atlanticcoast of Spain, Portugal and France since
twenty twenty, more than four hundredencounters, sinking at least five boats.
What's interesting about this story is theythink that the killer whales and not doing
it to sink the boats. They'redoing it as play. Yeah. They
think they're playing around. They're playingaround. Yeah, okay, yeah,
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let me tell you something. They'renot playing around. They're rising up.
And I told you this was coming. We're seeing their attacks, right,
We're seeing more and more shark attacks, all the turkeys attacking, the rising
up. There. There was afox incident in Hollis, New Hampshire,
which is near me. I thinkyesterday someone was bit by a file.
Yeah. But the good news isBill, you don't got to worry about
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this at all because Billy doesn't takehis boat out of the child. Tom
Marina, Okay, you know what, that's a made up story. Why
did you do that? In sixyears I've worked with you, I've been
on your boat many a time.It's never left the First of all,
you were on my boat once foran hour because you were delivering takeout.
Okay, yeah. And then theone day where we all went on where
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we were going to go out forthe big sale, the sale got canceled.
He heard his shoulder, He heardthe shoulder. He couldn't use it.
You couldn't wrap the whatever rope around, do you hey? Nag?
Yeah? You story. So amom accidentally cooked an Italian right with it
was looked delicious, testcin chicken,Tuscan chicken dinner, testan kitchen, Tuscan
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kitchen dinner with olive oil shower gelinstead of all oil. I feel so
bad. Look at what my poormother did. She just cooked this beautiful
meal, this like Tuscan chicken,and this amazing sauce with a new olive
oil that she ordered from online,pure Greek olive oil. And only after
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she'd finished did we discover that it'sshower jel. Chicken tastes like straight up
soap. How do you know,well you're cooking with it. I don't
know. I won't be seeing themon dining. That's Saturday. That's Saturday
morning at nine, Sunday nights atnine, all right. So this happened
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in Canada. A guy was inthe McDonald's drive through. He was on
the app on his phone trying toorder when a police officer gave him a
ticket for using his phone in thecar. You're really even moving, I'm
just rolling and I go like this, open up my McDonald's app. And
I look in my rearview mirror andthere's a motorcycle cop behind Michel, and
I'm like, I'm all my McDonald'soff. I'm floating up the code right
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now to get a free meal.I did think he was just gonna let
me go because I'm just trying toget a free meal. It turns out
to be a very expensive lunch.They got to throw this. It cost
him five hundred and eighty dollars.Was he in the line there? Line?
You think the cop was right orwrong? You think the cops saw
him when he was in the streetdoing it and followed him. There could
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be more of the story, butyou know what I mean, Oh,
I think this needs to get thrownout. He should not be fine,
But I know that much money.It's up in Camp Canada, Anne.
So there's a group of people weretrying to set a world record for the
most people dressed as dinosaurs. Okay, it didn't go well. They didn't
break the record. Apparently there weretoo many of them justin Yeah, too
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many showed up and they weren't ato do an official count. Oh my
god, so they lost. Yeah, some of the people that were as
fun. Everybody should do it oncein their life. Hey, it gets
you out and enjoying the day.I hope we break the world record.
This is just awesome. I'm soglad they put this on out here.
This is our territory, this isdinosaur Land. I'd like giving these stories
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to Bill because I just like seeinghis face. Yeah, yeah, supporting
the story. It's like, youknow these people, right, the only
people they converse with the are otherpeople dressing is dinosaurs. Yeah, you
know what I mean. It's likeit's like the people that dress up as
my little pony, exactly like theconventions that the Brownies. You anywhere are
we going tonight? Waiting? Wrapit up? We're going back to Canada.
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So a farmer in Canada recently founda ninety pound piece of space junk
from a space X rocket in hisfarm. Yeah, and he's trying to
he wants to like make money fromit for actually a good cause, not
a space chunky or anything like that. This is just what we phoned in
our field. So my oldest sonand I were driving around just checking fields
to see where we start seating,and we came across the largest object laying
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out in the field. Whether thisis insulation, I have no idea.
Don't build space ships for living likemy farm. Yeah, he wants to
help rebuild the local hockey rink.Okay, I actually would. I would
buy something like that. Yeah,space now and it's kind of cool.
Lisa into that. Yeah, Ilike all that kind of geeky stuff.
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I like it. So much ofit came crashing down your house, very
true, and honestly, with yourluckily sat your house, it probably would
have. I know. By theway, that's another thing that's happening a
lot now, Space junk. We'rein on the animals rising up. It's
gonna be aliens and animals invading.Okay, call me paranoid Thursday, Yeah,
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thanks, Entertainment is up next,Yes, Celts of Advanced. They
had a big win last night.Bruins have a big game tomorrow night.
And you won't believe how the Patriotslaunched their new schedule very creative and very
cool. Oh oh, and BillyEilich is gonna invade Kiss Went Away tonight.
She's having her album release party.We'll get all that information as well.
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It's up next, what's up?Busted us to Kill the Lay And
you're waking up with Billy and Lisain the morning on Kiss Went Away?
Hey, Lisa, how you doing? At least how you doing? He
wants to know. Oh, I'mgood, Thanks for asking doing good kid.
He's got a new song that's comingout. I don't I don't know
when it's going to be out,but it's already being used heavily on social
media TikTok. And really he's reallygood at these catchy you know like stay.
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Yeah, he's really good at thesecatchy songs that you know, one
part of the song goes super viral, So sure we'll have it on the
show. This has been a veryinteractive show this morning. You want to
keep it going, Justin Yeah,a lot of people checking in on the
talkbacks, everything from Billy's missing windshieldwiper to you know, his time off
you know, time a party,good thing, and other people just checking
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in and just say what's up?Hey, Justin good morning. I have
a request. I love when youguys play games so funny, and I
didn't know if you would play Wouldyou rather like? Would you rather get
stung by one hundred bees? Oreat ten worms? Stuff like that?
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I don't know. I thought it'dbe fun. I love listening to you
guys play games. Yeah, we'venever played that before. Well, maybe
we'll do it out, Maybe we'lldo it tomorrow. Or would you rather
game? I was thinking about it, would you rather during the weird story
segment a few minutes ago? Wouldyou rather have space junk fall in your
house? Or be on a boatand have Orcas sink the boat? Oh?
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Is that a real question? You'relooking for an answer? I was
thinking about that during Weird Stories.I said, Oh, that would be
a good would you rather question?Yeah? And then we got a request
for it, would you rather game? Yeah? I'd go with the orcas.
You would rather your boat be sunk? Yeah? Just go for a
swim? Okay with the orcus?Who else does that? Well? Do
orcas eat people? I don't thinkso. I don't think. Producer Riley
is nodding her head, yes,okay, well, well maybe by accident.
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I don't know about that, anda bill Billy made a comment during
that that they were the largest whalein the ocean. A lot of people,
like one hundred people already left talkbacksabout that. We know that he
didn't mean to say that they're notthe largest whale. Okay, it was
a passing word like it was reallydon't you remember the local guy that got
eaten by the whale and then hespit him back out again? It was
fine? That was that was adid he make that up? No,
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he didn't make it up. Okay, he was accused of making it up
because it's unusual that that would happento someone. But it happened. He
was injured. Okay, so thatreally happened. It really happened. Okay,
all right, so same, Sowhat is the largest whale if it's
not the orca at all? Well, I mean, I don't know,
look like a whale expert. Who'sthis whale expert to you? There's a
million of them. Yeah, they'reall they're all bent out of show.
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It's the blue whale. It's theI don't, I don't know. Blue
whale is not only the biggest whaleliving today. That's another thing. Who
gets upset about it. The whale, blue whale, white whales, firm
whale like the orca is Like,who gets upset? I don't know a
whale's a whale. Jay says,it's a big sea turtle. It's a
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baby. Oh waale. Man,I'm gonna call the aquarium or something to
love. The entertainment updates with aBilly concepts oh man, hey, very
quickly. A reminder, Billy Eilish, her new album comes out tomorrow,
actually midnight tonight. She's gonna havethe album release party right here on Kiss
Unaway at midnight tonight. That's huge. Yeah, it's like the Taylor Swift
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album release. You know you'll hearit for the first time live on the
radio here from Billy. Really cool. All right. Celtics are moving on
to the next round. They knockedoff the Cavaliers with a one thirteen ninety
eight win last night. Al Horfordhad a great night last night twenty two
points, fifteen rebounds, five assists, also had a bunch of threes.
Horford says it's a total team effort. Though. The guys just did a
great job. JT JB drew timeafter time finding me and just having confidence.
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He was on fire last night.He was coach of Missoula out leads
instrumentally. Not much of a talkertonight you saw you know his gift.
His gift is just passion, inspiration, toughness, competitive nature. Yeah,
that's one of the court last night. Thirty eight years old. In a
couple of weeks, he will turnthirty eight, is it me? Doesn't
he look younger? He's got avery young face, he does. He's
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handsome and in great shape. Guy, he was moving last night. Celt's
gonna get the winner of the Pacersgame, the Knicks Pacers game. They
play tomorrow night for a game six, and the Bruins and Panthers have their
game six tomorrow night. Bruins needto win. They don't win tomorrow night,
it's all over. They go home. Still no word whether Marshan is
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going to play. We will havetickets to the game tomorrow night at eight
forty tomorrow morning. Yeah, andour own producer rarely going to be at
the game. Why because she worksfor the Bruins, That's right, Which
is pretty cool. That's right,all right? Bill Billy just say that
orcas are the largest whales in theocean. Actually, they're the smallest whales
in the ocean. They're not evenreally whaled. I love it is that
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Attorney Ken. That's one of thepeople that I don't get like you just
let it go. They get upset. You know. Patriots schedule popped yesterday
and they unveiled it in the coolestway, kind of a parody of the
movie Goodwill Hunting Julian Edelman and theMatt Damon Roll. We've got a clip
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on the campus of one of theNFL's most storied teams. All I ever
got listen not hey, this theremon the board right here will help us
predict our schedule. We've been workingon it the last two years. Hopefully
one of you guys in here canprove it right. The most gifted mind
to ever enter the stadium is theperson who cleans its floors. Meet Jewels.
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Hunting got art of setututing lies inthe ability to translate observations into actionable
intelligence that could be used as comparedan advantage on a game day. Are
you going to keep play darrising footballscouty methods or do you have any original
thoughts on your own? My boywakes, Hey, you like apples.
How do you like them? Apples? Suck up? I love apples.
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Edelman and Gronk there. You know, we had our sports guy Adam Kaufman
on earlier this morning. He madea good point. You know, now
that Belichick is gone, they canactually have fun. It seems like it.
And this is to me, thisis kind of the start of it.
The Pats will open the season Septembereighth and Cincinnati with Joe Burrow and
the Bengals. They've got a lotof one o'clock games. They've been pushed
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out of prime time. Well,they need to work their way back in
the dynasty. And they're all oneo'clock games. I'm surprised they're not playing
on Thanksgiving. But they do havea Thursday night game against the Jets that's
September nineteenth, and then they havethat game in London against the Jaguars that's
set for October twentieth. And yesterdaywe talked about Tom Brady's statement about the
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roast and how it affected his kids. While the roastmaster, Nicki Glazer,
was on the Today Show yesterday checkedthis out. It's impossible to me that
he didn't consider what could have happenedbecause there's roast footage out there that you
can watch and they're gonna go thishard. But there's a part of me
that thinks that Tom Brady, especiallygiven his career and how much people love
him, no one's ever said abad thing to him in the past thirty
years. Anyone's capable of going there. Oh, she's got a motor mouth,
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Hume. I love Nicky and Itotally agree with her, But they
were only saying anything bad about him. They were saying something bad about his
wife. Yeah, pretty much.But yeah, he had to have He
knew all the roast. He knewthe same cast of characters, Jeff Ross,
Nicky Glaizer, and they know itgets really raunchy. So what was
he going to Yeah, he knewit was going to be raunchy too.
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Oh yeah. Travis Kelcey talking tohis brother Jason on the podcast yesterday about
joining Taylor Swift out there in Paris. Travis, she went to Paris.
Yes, what do the falls?It was f I had a blasted Tay
show our new rendition of the erastour. I suggest everybody go see it.
It has our new tortured post apartmenta handful of those songs in the
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new show, which means there's anew segment of new lights and new like
dancing and new everything to the show. So I suggest everybody get out there
and see it is absolutely unbelievable.So, Lisa, in your opinion,
Travis Kelcey in Paris, France,does he drop f BOMs in French?
I don't think so. I'm notthe key knows. I love He's like
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such a swiftye though. All right, imagine, yeah, he's so supportive
of her. I love it.Who saw this coming? He's talking up
the new sets, the new outfits, and they were wearing Kelsey jerseys in
the audience at the Paris show.And we have a bet about the engagement.
I have it right here, Okay, So Dave Portnoy, because you
know how much he loves Taylor.He keeps talking about how he thinks they're
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going to get engaged this year.Okay, So we bet on April twenty
fifth that Travis will propose before Septemberfifty dollars each will split the poll.
Well, I think we said.I thought I voted I know September.
Yeah, you Billy voted no.I voted no. Lisa voted yes by
September, which means I have untilthe end of sept That's right, you
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have until September thirty October. First, yes, God, justin what are
we going to do when we splitthe pot? I don't know, go
to eat something, to do somethingfun with the money? I mean,
we'll go to the aquarium. Billy. No, the orca is definitely a
large marine mammal, but it isby no means the largest whale. That
would be the blue whale. Wow, the whale people. Yeah, I'm
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gonna have to disagree with the whalepeople. Get somebody on the phone from
the aquarium. I swear I sawthe report and they talked about how big
they can grow. So here's thething that the orca apparently is not even
a whale. It's a dolphin,Okay, the largest dolphin. They are
not a whale. Okay, letme ask yourself. People. Let's say
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the group of us, right,let's say none of us you knew anything
about the ocean or about whale life. Okay, you heard the word blue
whale and you heard the word orca. Which one would you think is bigger
and tougher? I'm not sure I'mnot sure orca right, doesn't orca sound
massive? We have a hold on, we have a call. Let's go
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to line one. Are you adolphin or a whale? Okay, dolphin?
You know what? Forget I evenbrought it up. I'm glad the
boat sank. Okay, I'm sorry. It's angry. Yeah, you get
mad about it? Like, arethey calling from the aquarium? If they
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are, I understand. Can somebodywho's a professional, maybe a marine biologist,
call us? Yeah? No,But if you're not in the aquarium
world right, why do you care? You know it's a giant fish in
the ocean? Okay? Does thatwork? I know it's not a fish.
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J Lo and Ben affleck breaking.I hate speculating on people's relationships.
But supposedly they haven't been together inseven weeks, and she just took a
little girl's trip to Paris last weekendof her Mother's Day, So I don't
know. J low has had atough year. She's her movie didn't do
that well, her tour is cancelingdates. She seems upset. So maybe
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that's all it is, wasn't itj Lowe's girls trip to Paris that sparked
our topic on the show this morning, when you leave your spouse and go
on a girl's trip or a guy. It did spark our debate, So
yes or no breaking up? I'mgoing to say no. Yeah, I'm
going to say no. Yeah.What about this Joe Jonas Sophie Turner thing.
What's going on there? You hadso weird theory? Well, this
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is words right out of her mouth. She did an interview with British Vogue
that's coming out in May, inlike two weeks or one week, where
she says that when she found outshe was pregnant, she was on a
retreat in Bali and did not tellJoe for a week because she didn't know
if she wanted to keep the baby. And when she got home she said,
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what she threw the test at him. Now, this is words out
of her mouth. She threw thetest at him and said, what do
you want to do about this?She was a fan of her, She
was in her early twenties. Shewas just scared to be a mother.
Yeah, I don't know. Shekind of rose me the wrong way a
little bit. Yeah. And younotice she's never really connected with anyone,
you know, like Taylor's people.Just you know, connect with an artist
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or a movie star. Doesn't seemanyone's ever connected with her. She was
great in Game of Thrones. Imean I was a fan fan of the
show. Yeah, but you don'tmess with the Joe bros Man. Yeah.
Any questions here? Does anyone hearof marine biology? You actually have
one in the phone. Let's goto line one, O Jay, Here
we go, Jamie, Hello,marine biologist. Welcome to the Billy and
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Lisa Morning Show. Hey, how'sit going. So the people that called
in aren't wrong. Wills Killer Willare whales, but they're are the dolphins
species. It's kind of confusing.Not all whales or dolphins, but all
dolphins are whales. So an orcais not a whale. An orca is
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a whale, but it's also adolphin. Okay, hold on, shut
your mouth. Okay, oh mygod, there's no answer. Take the
orca out your mouth. Okay.Now, what is your first name,
Jamie? Jamie? Yes, soyou're saying, and please say this nice
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and loud so the talkbackers can hearyou. The orca is a whale.
That is correct. Wow. Wow, I want apologies from each and everyone.
It was Ken one of them Kenand Steve the pharmacist and the whole
aundition coming in all these people.All right, so we'll return. You
want to get your prescription from Stevenow, okay, don't mess with me
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Steve Phill wouldn't by talent off fromSteve. Oh even getting a twizzler from
him? Okay? Is that iton entertainment? That's it? Sorry to
interrupt. Yeah, but what washer name? James Jamie? Thank you
so much. Okay, that's aprofessional from the Marine world. Okay,
Oh my god, wake up thismorning. It never crossed my mind I'd
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be in an argument over orcst.You're being attacked, yes, much like
they attacked the boat. How's thatguy doing? By the way, Uh?
Okay, we're brought you, areyou? Okay? It's my fault.
I'm sorry. I saw an opportunityto get Bill riled up. He
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people and the dinosaur people need tomeet and Billy Costa should interview them both.
Well, we're back with Villy andLisa in the morning and we have
a very special guest in the studio. We always talk about Lisa's book club
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big event tonight, right, they'reraising a reader event, Lisa, there
is and that's why Caroline is inBoston. Even though you're from here,
you made the trip from la tocome to this gallo tonight. What a
good excuse, right, I'm alwayslooking for reasons to come home, and
this is like, couldn't be abetter one? Yes? Uh, now,
if you don't mind, I justwant to ask a quick question.
I mean a lot of people knowand now more will know that you wrote
the series of books that created theTV series you on Netflix That's Me,
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which we all watched, and it'sabout this Joe who's a serial killer.
So when you're out on the townand you're meeting people and they come to
realize that you wrote the series allabout serial killers, did they look and
say, well, maybe what's wrong. Yeah, there's a little like moving
the knives away kind of bit,which makes me laugh because like it comes
(28:18):
from a place of fear in mean awareness that like of anyone, especially
when things got online, that likeanyone could say there anyone and do anything
and find out things about you.But I get it, I do,
but I have to be like,no, I'm the pre victim, Like
I'm just imagining what it's like todo that to people. But then when
you do spend ten years imagining killingpeople, you know how to kill people.
So I understand. It's like,oh, Caroline's coming for dinner.
(28:41):
It's plastic silver work. Okay,I just didn't a So Caroline, she
did my book club like six orseven months ago, and that's when we
first met, and you are justso easy to talk to. Your backstory
before you became this you writer isalso interesting because I said to Billy,
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Caroline used to write for Tiger Beatand she covered boy bands. Yes,
like how cool? Is that.I mean absolute dream job at the peak
of like in Sync and Backstreet Boys, right, And there was an offer
at a very like well respected publishinghouse of magazines, and they're like,
this is like the future of yourcareer. I'm like, have you not
heard? I want it that way, like I have to go work at
Tiger Beat. I know that thisisn't smart, but I follow my heart
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and yeah, well, I lovethat you love like popular culture because when
she walked in, she was listeningto what we were talking about during your
entertainment. J oh yeah, allof it, like all my favorite subjects
and the roast, like just everythingyou're covering. I'm like, yes,
yes, you live in La.Yeah, yeah, let's say you were
writing for Tiger Beat right now.What would be your story about Jlo and
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Ben. I think like there,she's going to get what she wants.
I love her spirit, and Ithink that they want to make it work.
I just feel like, yep,you can see that they put themselves
out there a lot this year,and I want them to stay together.
I like the love story, butI think that's a horror thing when you
have different interests in different personality styles. I love that she lets bend smoke
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in front of her. I mean, yes, right in the rolls Royce.
Yes. I love when they're atthe drive through and like, yes,
And did you see a couple ofweeks ago he's got the carton of
the Menthols getting his I'm like,I just love that they're both. I
feel like they're both being their bestselves. It's so true because if you're
married to a smoker, yeah,I mean that smoke's coming right at you
exactly. So that's love, right, do you think that's love or that's
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like, get him away from me? I think he should go old school
and roll them up in his sleevethe way the high Yeah, back,
he could pull that off. Yes, he might be doing that right now.
He totally could pull it off.But getting back to you, So,
the fifth season is being filmed,So off for all the fans that
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are listening out there, there's afifth season. Yes, Joe's back in
New York. Do you have anydetails of what's going on. I don't
want to get in child, Idon't want them to kill me, So
I'm just gonna say it's New York. It's Joe in New York. Okay.
So we're bad at to New York, yes, which I like.
Another side, I feel like thatsince that's where he comes from, that's
it's really nice to go there forthe last season, right and yeah,
like and it's fun seeing like allthe little gossip items come out like here
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they are shooting at this place inthat place, like as like at this
point, like as an outsider,I'm like, oh, I think it
went from New York to LA tothe UK, right, yes, okay,
as one does you know is thereone set of knives they use in
the show? Well, I meanI in my books, like it was
this Rachel Ray set of knives thatI got from a dear friend of former
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boyfriend, like a close friend.But it was one of those birthday presents
that I was like, knives,like you know, and over the years
I'm like, yes, knives likebest knives and crass handles and it made
me feel like a grown up oflike they're all the same color. And
now they're in the books. Islike when Joe's in La, like he
just inherits them like okay, likethese are good a great Christmas present the
series, the actually is a greatidea. The other thing I want is
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the slot machine when the show firststarted to happen, and they're like wanting
to know, Like what are youlike, I want to sit in a
casino and play the U game AndI'm like, yes, I know what,
I sound like to give the moneyback, but like its just I
love those theme games like the Sexand the City slot Machine. If you
can't tell. On the way here, we drove past the Encore and I'm
like, oh, there, itis fine. Have you no right there
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because we didn't? Yeah, becausewe had your event at the Revere Hotel.
Yes you have to go to OnCore. Well you're here for at least
a week, right, I know, And I mean it is right there,
and now I see it. Well, I want to point out that
that Caroline is from Centerville. Yougrew up in Barnstable, went to Barnstable
High School. Yes, I wentto Browns. You're like really local,
Yes, super New England, right, I mean, and I have a
dunc in tracksuit. You got youWait a second, how long did it
(32:45):
take? And shook? It justcame. Okay, So it just came
the other day. This has beenthis ongoing saga where one night I'm like
all, I'm like oh my god, in the middle of the night,
I send this email. You wouldhave thought that, like someone's health is
at risk and it's one of thosethings that I forgot. I sent it.
Then a week later I get thenicest email where they're like, we're
so sorry. Like I wasn't Karen. I was just like, I really
want this. I really want this. I saw someone. I went to
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the damp and Yarmouth and saw someoneI know that they're out there. They
said the nicest email. They're like, we're so sorry, there's such demand.
We're giving you a gift card toDuncan and I and I look at
my email, I'm like, ohmy god, calm down, Like but
the writing is weird when you sitaround writing right because you really want and
I'm like, must take a breathbefore I go from writing you thanks to
writing right in the you know communication. Wow. But I'm glad you got
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the Duncan suit. Lisa has agreat idea for your next book. Do
you now could be the Karen readtrial. Well, I just when you
walked in, I said, areyou following this? Yes? So I
when it happened, I read everything, But I haven't been following the trial.
So now I'm going to catch up. Never been more obsessed with anything
in my entire life. And Ijust learned about the dog, yes,
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and the pool and all of that. I'm like, I didn't know that
it was at that level so much. You should start, yes, following
it. This is like the biggesttrial that has hit this area in a
very long time. It's being carriedeverywhere. I mean, oh yeah,
Court TV, ANYCN here locally,I think NBC ten in Boston. I
mean you can get it anywhere.See, this is what happens when you
read too much about Jalo and Benyou miss other things like this. You
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know, Like, so, areyou working on another book? I'm I'm
working on things. Yes, itwill. Will we see Joe again?
I mean, I'm never going tobe done with him. Like to me,
he just survives all the time.So, yeah, is he soon
after you? The guy Joe isthat actor? Has he done anything after
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you? You know? I feellike he's been working with his music,
and I'm sure there are things inthe hopera. I'm just not sure what
they are off the top of myhead, but I think he'll be doing
a lot. Are you good friendswith the folks that are in the U
series, Like, isn't like MollyRingwald had dinner with her last week?
That's like she's like I know herfrom Secret Life of the American Teenager.
So then and yeah, and staymost from you. Yeah, it's surreal.
(34:57):
I'm like I want to go backand tell my little eighth grade self,
like, well that's right. Johnshows up in you as the psychiatrist,
yes, doctor Nikki. Wow.Yeah, And didn't you help with
his memoir? Didn't he ask youto read it? I read, I've
read it. I mean he didn'tmean my help if like you. I
think that's with memories. It's somuch about timing, like he was really
ready to write it, and youcould feel that I read it. I'm
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like, oh, yeah, you'rethis is the you want to be doing
it, like you know so tonight. The Raising a Reader Raising a Reader
Gala, Yeah, you can alwaysdonate to Raising a Reader. They do
such great work in the Massachusetts community, like they help families read to their
kids. Yes, And what Ilike about that is like that's that age
when it is fun because so manykids. If you don't get that,
you think of it as homework.It's like it becomes a have to and
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you'll meet a bunch of other authors. Tell you so, thank you so
much for coming to town and forcoming in to visit us. Thank you,
and you have a while. Soget to Encore Boston Harbor. You.
I will be getting to Encore.And I need her to do another
book club for me too. Yeah. Yeah, I got to keep writing
at some point. Ye, lockaround before she gets on the camera and
read book. Good to see you, Carolyn, And we got the wrap
(36:02):
up coming up next to stand byfor that. It's the morning wrap up
on Billy and Lisa in the Morning, all right, locks the cover on
this Thursday, rainy Thursday out there, it's still raining. Oh my god,
when's the sun coming back? Leaseyou'll actually see it tomorrow. Oh
that's good. Yeah, sun andclouds. All right, that's good.
We'll there'll be plenty of sunshine comeJune first for Kiss Concert, which is
(36:23):
coming very very fast. Kiss oneawaitdot com to buy your tickets, Doja
Cat, Jason Derulo and so manymore. You could try to win them
with us on the tens, LikeKatie, Katie, you're calling twenty five
away. Wait, you do youhave a keyword for US Celtic Celtics keyword.
Yeah. Celtics took out the Cavslast night at the Garden to move
(36:45):
on to the Eastern Conference Finals.To get our sports guy Adam Kaufman on
to kind of give his predictions onwho he thinks Sweet should play, you
know, Paces or nixt The Knicksto me is the answer. But if
I could put a twist on it, I would like, in an ideal
world, just to get the Celticsand Kristaps porzingis a little bit more time
(37:06):
off, a little bit more rest. I'd like to see the Pacers,
you know, win their next game, force the game seven, and then
have the Knicks win in game sevenand we get that Boston New York matchup.
Yeah, And I think that's thegoal, right is to win as
quick as possible in any series,because then you know, you can wait
for the next year, get arrest, a little bit of rest. It's
(37:27):
important, especially like he said,with Kristaps. Anyway, go so Outs
and go Bruins too. Tomorrow night, we'll have a night games tomorrow six
at eight forty. Also on theshow this morning, we had the topic
of is time apart a good thingor a bad thing. We've got a
lot of calls on this one,a lot of really crazy calls. This
girl was talking about our girls getawayand waking up with bruises on her legs.
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Apparently she was hopping fences, andshe's like, forty, we hop
fences, and not only did wehop a fence, we hopped multiple fiens.
Almost every single night. We kepthopping fences and we kept getting caught
by the same security guard. I'mright. It got to a point where
we like walked eyes. At thelast night, we just walked eyes and
he shrugged shoulders and then walked away. Yeah, it's quite shocking. Yeah,
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drunk and stupid little bit. Yeah, drunken girls get away. Then
you had Drew who wanted to calland brag that he's been out away every
weekend in the month of May,including on Mother's Day while his girl is
home pregnant. I'm away every weekendin May. First weekend was a bestelorship
to Puerto Rico. Last week Iwas at Saint Anthony's Idaho at the sand
(38:36):
Dunes. This week I'm away fromwork that I have another wedding, So
I'm away every weekend and I havea pregnant wife at home watching a kid.
Yeah, we have to say aboutthat. Hey, guys, Yeah,
Drew sounds like a real blast tobe married to pregnant sitting home of
the baby, and he's off doinghis things. So good luck with that.
Yeah, if his wife was listeningthis morning, his trip is canceled
(39:00):
or you just bring it up later. It's like, it's just you're never
going to forget it if you're there. He's like bragging every Yeah, every
every weekend Mother's Day. I'm withthe guys on the golf course. It's
crazy. If you missed. Acouple of minutes ago, we had Caroline
Keepnison, who obviously is the writerof You. She wrote the books that
You is based on hit Netflix show. But I love these interviews because we
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learned so much. Like she wasa boy band writer, I mean absolute
dream job at the peak of likein Sync and Backstreet Boys, right,
And there was an offer at avery like well respected publishing house of magazines
and they're like, this is likethe future of your career. I'm like,
have you not heard? I wantit that way? Like I have
to go work at Tiger Beat.Yeah, Tiger Beach that's where she was
(39:42):
a writer for that. Oh yeah, very cool, Tiger Beat. I
think I was in Tiger Bat.I think you were too. Yeah,
we were that you are the sixthof the New Kids. And finally,
and then we're running out of timehere. We had a whole debate on
orcas. Oh god, okay,the is an orca a whale or a
dolphin. We had someone from fromthe New England Aquarium call us and say
it's actually they're both, which Idon't really understand. But all that matters
(40:06):
is that Billy was right, absolutelyright. Couldn't have been more right,
I guess so. But anyway,this has caused the whole thing in Boston.
I was listening to the orchard debatethis morning, and when I got
to work I decided to ask ahandful of my co workers what their thoughts
were. And let me tell you, I have started a war amongst them.
(40:27):
And I'm just sitting back and joiningthe show. What up is Jalen
Brown from the Boston Celtics, Andwe're back with Billy and Lisa. In
the morning, we went away Billyand Lisa, and we bail them as
soon as the season's over, andas soon as you win that championship.
My man. Oh he's so good, isn't he big win last night?
Yeah? He he just he drives, gets in there and just he gets
it in. That's all about.It's all the counts. So justin.
(40:47):
We just fulleyed Lady Gega, right, and Lisa and I were sitting here
talking. It's still an absolute gemand we're thinking back to what you did
Fenway Park. It was such agood show. We were all there together.
It was a great night. Oh. She is just so weird.
I love it. And she's reallyinto being weird. Yeah, right,
which the opening number. I meanfor the first twenty minutes of the concert,
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she was like in a box,like and all you saw was her
face or something and she's singing andyou just see her mouth moving. Well,
she opened the show with that song. Yes, yeah, and it
was it was incredible. The openingwas incredible. Yeah. And then she
came into the at the she wasat the piano in the middle, middle
of the field. Yeah. Itwas really good. Just like an octopus.
Oh God, Billy has loved it. And she's in the New Joker
(41:37):
movie. When we went and sawher, it was just announced that she
was going to be starring with JoaquinPhoenix. Yeah, and now the movie's
done it, it's coming out inthe fall. Looks really good. I'm
just thinking, like your lady,guy guy, you're planning your tour.
At what point at the roundtable dothey come up with the idea? I
know, you sit at the pianoin an octopus suit. You know,
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Well, she hasn't worked. Shehas to keep stepping up the weirdness she
does. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, we love what he
got. Go. I'm Joe Biden'shusband, Lady Gotta's friend. What's up
Boston at Sabena Carpenter and you're wakingup with Billy and Lisa in the morning
on Kiss one O eight? Aren'tyou nice? Sabrina Carpenter? I like
her. She's very cute, she'svery nice. She's really talented. I
(42:22):
love her new song Espresso. Ican't not sing it. I sing it
all day long. It's a bighit. A lot of people use it
on reels too. Yes, it'sreal popular. Oh yeah, we got
to get out of here and makeway for the mighty one. But don't
forget tomorrow morning is front Row Friday. We'll put you in the front row
for Kiss Concert. We'll do thatat eight ten tomorrow morning. We've got
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Bruins tickets tomorrow morning at eight fortyfor Game six in the TD Garden.
Tomorrow night. My son Chris isgoing to join us in the studio.
Oh, he's finally going to makehis way over. Let's see where he's
been this week. He's been atw ee I. Yeah, he's been
at Fenway in the broadcast booth.Yeah. Places, and his last stop
isn't that nice? Yeah, it'sus. And you know what he's gonna
(43:04):
do. He's gonna tell old Kissconcert stories because I used to have to
have to have them come to Kissconcert when they were little boys. Well,
you know what, he saved thebest for last Yeah, exactly.
He worked his way up the broadcastladder. He gave all the information out
already and now he's just gonna recycleit for us. That's tomorrow morning.
That's a big Friday show. BillieEilish midnight tonight is gonna take over our
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Kiss want to Wait with the albumrelease party. Her album is coming out
tonight at midnight and she'll celebrate withus. But that's it for the big
Thursday Show, Don't Forget, couldnot be any bigger. Tomorrow Morning,
The Billy and Lisa Morning Show.Okay, y'all gonna be here with us.
You're gonna have breakfast with us,have coffee with us. I think
(43:45):
that's a good idea. Here's mybuddy Jack Harlow loving on me on kiss
We're back. Yeah, we've gota pair of Kiss concert tickets for Carlo
twenty five at six, one,seven, nine. Oh wait, as
always, you need the keyword,and the keyword is taco. Taco is
the keyword. We'll explain that ina couple of minutes, right justin.
Yeah, big story for the tacoand burrito fans. Actually it was in
the in the court system. Yes, it made it all the way to
(00:20):
the top. Lisa will explain that. But in the meantime, Winnie is
leaving. What after nine o'clock,Whinnie, no thirty okay, okay,
eight? Oh it. He keepsmoving well, raining, worried about getting
to the airport. It's all good. Well, you're gonna miss Caroline Captus.
I know she's coming at nine ten. She wrote the books that the
(00:40):
show You is based on. Ifyou watch that show You on Netflix,
she's the author. She's gonna behere in the building. So that'll be
at nine to ten. But inthe meantime, Winning, good luck,
Good morning, guys, Winny,good luck. Have fun in Vegas.
I'm maybe the Vegas June fifth forthe world. She's a poker. Hope
you guys have fun. Yeah,just don't tell Billy why you're going.
What are you going to see?Okay, Del, what are you doing?
(01:03):
Do I know about Adele? Callsomebody else, Let it go.
It's embarrassing that you want to gosee Adele. You're flying all the way
to Vegas. And also Adele,she's legendary for canceling. Oh yeah,
I know. You can't hear Helloall the way to Vegas for Adele.
(01:23):
Something else I want to handle herereal quick, we have to call her
twenty five. Imagine being Billy,right, Lisa being so famous. I
don't know what the word would bethat one a famous person, famous athlete
calls you and leaves you a message. You don't even call them back.
(01:44):
Have any idea what I'm talking about? Bell? No, I, let's
take a listen here. Hold up, morning crew. It's Noah the Caddy.
I was out caddying for Rape Orkyesterday and happened to find out that
he had left voicemails for both Billyand Jenny Johnson. He's trying to do
some charity work together with him,So Billy call Ray back. Come on,
(02:06):
man, do some do some goodstuff together. Bruin's legend, bro
Captain Ray he didn't call him back. I don't know what he's talking about,
Noah. I think he's been hittingahead with his rive or something.
But yeah, Ray and I talk. I did a big favorite for Ray
just recently because of his son inlaw. Well, he took the bar
out in the North Shore. Wellhe was, he told Noah talking about
(02:29):
no he was caddying. He's Noahis the cross country caddy. He's a
listener. You know, remember youcould the iHeart app. You can listen
to us anywhere in the world.And he caddies for all these famous athletes
and actors. Yeah, he checksin. We encourage that. And he
was caddying for Ray Bork, andRay Bork mentioned, oh you're from Boston.
Oh, I'm trying to get ahold of Jenny Johnson and Billy Costa.
Neither will call me back. Okay. Ray and I spoke just recently,
(02:52):
and I did a favor for hisson in law up north. That's
a New Hampshire Idol competition he doesat his restaurant every year. Okay,
so we did that. Okay,Ray and I are good. Okay,
Okay, I'm just don't get kayNoah. You know, somebody pulled the
hitting a nine iron in the faceor something. Now we love no ahl
(03:14):
right, no, if you're listening, make sure you uh clare it up
with Ray and Ray give me acall. Will you been misunderstanding anyway?
Let's go to Jessica Line five.Jessica, Hello, hey Jessica, you're
online five and your caller twenty five. All right, love you guys.
(03:36):
All right, okay, well youdon't sound alright, Jessica, can you
can you pick it up a littlebit, Jessica, Uh, do you
know the keyword taco? Taco isthe key word? Good job, jess
I like the alright alright better thanthe alright alright? No, yeah,
(03:58):
hey, don't get nine to tenthis morning. Our line captnists will be
in the building. She wrote thebooks that the show You is based on.
That's a hit Netflix show. Sothat's happening at nine to ten.
But coming up next Weird Stories,is a taco aburrito a sandwich or not?
We finally haven't here. It's aWeird Stories up neck. So the
(04:24):
question should a taco and a burritobe considered a sandwich? Well, it
has been answered by a judge.Our tacos sandwiches, and Allen County judge
says yes, and that seems toclear the way for Famous Taco to open
another location. For months, restaurantowner Martin Quintana and is battled with the
Allen County Plan Commission over what exactlywas being built on West Jefferson Boulevard.
(04:46):
The nearby neighborhood is okay with asmall, made to order subway style sandwich
shop, but not okay with afast food joint. Judge Craig Bobey agrees
tacos and burritos are Mexican style sandwiches, especially when prepared at a counter.
Both the next step and a possibleopening date are still unknown. It's kind
of a silly topic, but it'ssomething that people have long kind of fought
(05:08):
over. Oh, it's a bigdebate. Yeah, I kind of agree
with the judge. It's sort ofa Mexican sandwich. But I remember there
was a different debate before this,where it was the same idea that there
was like a mall that you couldn'thave more than one standw's shop and it
was an aera verse like Chipotle,and they ruled that it wasn't so that
it could go you know what,So listen. I love a good burrito,
(05:28):
I know, really good. Where'smy where's my burrito? Where's my
burritos? Pizza in the hall?And what that matters? Hey Dunavan,
you were still here, Lisa whenI used to talk about animals rising up,
yesh sharks, we're gonna go alittle and they were all planning a
massive attack on the human race.And I really believed it. Okay,
(05:49):
you ready for the evidence. Okay, in the Moroccan waters, the Strait
of Gibraltar. I saw this video. It's incredible. As many as a
dozen giant orcas. These are whale, the biggest whale in the water.
Okay, at least a dozen ofthem attacked a guy on his sailing yacht,
(06:12):
kept ramming it with their nose.I mean, these things weigh a
ton, right, actually sank theboat and apparently it's a trend now.
Yeah, they had to be rescued. The crew of the fifty foot Alberonkognac
sailboat calling for help early Sunday,a few miles from the Strait of Gibraltar
and Moroccan waters, saying orcas damagedthe rudder and the yacht was taking on
water. The crew rescued the boatsank. The same pod of morcas had
(06:35):
been toying with boats off the Atlanticcoast of Spain, Portugal and France since
twenty twenty, more than four hundredencounters, sinking at least five boats.
What's interesting about this story is theythink that the killer whales and not doing
it to sink the boats. They'redoing it as play. Yeah. They
think they're playing around. They're playingaround. Yeah, okay, yeah,
(06:57):
let me tell you something. They'renot playing around. They're rising up.
And I told you this was coming. We're seeing their attacks, right,
We're seeing more and more shark attacks, all the turkeys attacking, the rising
up. There. There was afox incident in Hollis, New Hampshire,
which is near me. I thinkyesterday someone was bit by a file.
Yeah. But the good news isBill, you don't got to worry about
(07:19):
this at all because Billy doesn't takehis boat out of the child. Tom
Marina, Okay, you know what, that's a made up story. Why
did you do that? In sixyears I've worked with you, I've been
on your boat many a time.It's never left the First of all,
you were on my boat once foran hour because you were delivering takeout.
Okay, yeah. And then theone day where we all went on where
(07:41):
we were going to go out forthe big sale, the sale got canceled.
He heard his shoulder, He heardthe shoulder. He couldn't use it.
You couldn't wrap the whatever rope around, do you hey? Nag?
Yeah? You story. So amom accidentally cooked an Italian right with it
was looked delicious, testcin chicken,Tuscan chicken dinner, testan kitchen, Tuscan
(08:07):
kitchen dinner with olive oil shower gelinstead of all oil. I feel so
bad. Look at what my poormother did. She just cooked this beautiful
meal, this like Tuscan chicken,and this amazing sauce with a new olive
oil that she ordered from online,pure Greek olive oil. And only after
(08:28):
she'd finished did we discover that it'sshower jel. Chicken tastes like straight up
soap. How do you know,well you're cooking with it. I don't
know. I won't be seeing themon dining. That's Saturday. That's Saturday
morning at nine, Sunday nights atnine, all right. So this happened
(08:50):
in Canada. A guy was inthe McDonald's drive through. He was on
the app on his phone trying toorder when a police officer gave him a
ticket for using his phone in thecar. You're really even moving, I'm
just rolling and I go like this, open up my McDonald's app. And
I look in my rearview mirror andthere's a motorcycle cop behind Michel, and
I'm like, I'm all my McDonald'soff. I'm floating up the code right
(09:13):
now to get a free meal.I did think he was just gonna let
me go because I'm just trying toget a free meal. It turns out
to be a very expensive lunch.They got to throw this. It cost
him five hundred and eighty dollars.Was he in the line there? Line?
You think the cop was right orwrong? You think the cops saw
him when he was in the streetdoing it and followed him. There could
(09:35):
be more of the story, butyou know what I mean, Oh,
I think this needs to get thrownout. He should not be fine,
But I know that much money.It's up in Camp Canada, Anne.
So there's a group of people weretrying to set a world record for the
most people dressed as dinosaurs. Okay, it didn't go well. They didn't
break the record. Apparently there weretoo many of them justin Yeah, too
(09:58):
many showed up and they weren't ato do an official count. Oh my
god, so they lost. Yeah, some of the people that were as
fun. Everybody should do it oncein their life. Hey, it gets
you out and enjoying the day.I hope we break the world record.
This is just awesome. I'm soglad they put this on out here.
This is our territory, this isdinosaur Land. I'd like giving these stories
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to Bill because I just like seeinghis face. Yeah, yeah, supporting
the story. It's like, youknow these people, right, the only
people they converse with the are otherpeople dressing is dinosaurs. Yeah, you
know what I mean. It's likeit's like the people that dress up as
my little pony, exactly like theconventions that the Brownies. You anywhere are
we going tonight? Waiting? Wrapit up? We're going back to Canada.
(10:41):
So a farmer in Canada recently founda ninety pound piece of space junk
from a space X rocket in hisfarm. Yeah, and he's trying to
he wants to like make money fromit for actually a good cause, not
a space chunky or anything like that. This is just what we phoned in
our field. So my oldest sonand I were driving around just checking fields
to see where we start seating,and we came across the largest object laying
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out in the field. Whether thisis insulation, I have no idea.
Don't build space ships for living likemy farm. Yeah, he wants to
help rebuild the local hockey rink.Okay, I actually would. I would
buy something like that. Yeah,space now and it's kind of cool.
Lisa into that. Yeah, Ilike all that kind of geeky stuff.
(11:26):
I like it. So much ofit came crashing down your house, very
true, and honestly, with yourluckily sat your house, it probably would
have. I know. By theway, that's another thing that's happening a
lot now, Space junk. We'rein on the animals rising up. It's
gonna be aliens and animals invading.Okay, call me paranoid Thursday, Yeah,
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thanks, Entertainment is up next,Yes, Celts of Advanced. They
had a big win last night.Bruins have a big game tomorrow night.
And you won't believe how the Patriotslaunched their new schedule very creative and very
cool. Oh oh, and BillyEilich is gonna invade Kiss Went Away tonight.
She's having her album release party.We'll get all that information as well.
(12:11):
It's up next, what's up?Busted us to Kill the Lay And
you're waking up with Billy and Lisain the morning on Kiss Went Away?
Hey, Lisa, how you doing? At least how you doing? He
wants to know. Oh, I'mgood, Thanks for asking doing good kid.
He's got a new song that's comingout. I don't I don't know
when it's going to be out,but it's already being used heavily on social
media TikTok. And really he's reallygood at these catchy you know like stay.
(12:31):
Yeah, he's really good at thesecatchy songs that you know, one
part of the song goes super viral, So sure we'll have it on the
show. This has been a veryinteractive show this morning. You want to
keep it going, Justin Yeah,a lot of people checking in on the
talkbacks, everything from Billy's missing windshieldwiper to you know, his time off
you know, time a party,good thing, and other people just checking
(12:52):
in and just say what's up?Hey, Justin good morning. I have
a request. I love when youguys play games so funny, and I
didn't know if you would play Wouldyou rather like? Would you rather get
stung by one hundred bees? Oreat ten worms? Stuff like that?
(13:16):
I don't know. I thought it'dbe fun. I love listening to you
guys play games. Yeah, we'venever played that before. Well, maybe
we'll do it out, Maybe we'lldo it tomorrow. Or would you rather
game? I was thinking about it, would you rather during the weird story
segment a few minutes ago? Wouldyou rather have space junk fall in your
house? Or be on a boatand have Orcas sink the boat? Oh?
(13:41):
Is that a real question? You'relooking for an answer? I was
thinking about that during Weird Stories.I said, Oh, that would be
a good would you rather question?Yeah? And then we got a request
for it, would you rather game? Yeah? I'd go with the orcas.
You would rather your boat be sunk? Yeah? Just go for a
swim? Okay with the orcus?Who else does that? Well? Do
orcas eat people? I don't thinkso. I don't think. Producer Riley
is nodding her head, yes,okay, well, well maybe by accident.
(14:05):
I don't know about that, anda bill Billy made a comment during
that that they were the largest whalein the ocean. A lot of people,
like one hundred people already left talkbacksabout that. We know that he
didn't mean to say that they're notthe largest whale. Okay, it was
a passing word like it was reallydon't you remember the local guy that got
eaten by the whale and then hespit him back out again? It was
fine? That was that was adid he make that up? No,
(14:26):
he didn't make it up. Okay, he was accused of making it up
because it's unusual that that would happento someone. But it happened. He
was injured. Okay, so thatreally happened. It really happened. Okay,
all right, so same, Sowhat is the largest whale if it's
not the orca at all? Well, I mean, I don't know,
look like a whale expert. Who'sthis whale expert to you? There's a
million of them. Yeah, they'reall they're all bent out of show.
(14:48):
It's the blue whale. It's theI don't, I don't know. Blue
whale is not only the biggest whaleliving today. That's another thing. Who
gets upset about it. The whale, blue whale, white whales, firm
whale like the orca is Like,who gets upset? I don't know a
whale's a whale. Jay says,it's a big sea turtle. It's a
(15:09):
baby. Oh waale. Man,I'm gonna call the aquarium or something to
love. The entertainment updates with aBilly concepts oh man, hey, very
quickly. A reminder, Billy Eilish, her new album comes out tomorrow,
actually midnight tonight. She's gonna havethe album release party right here on Kiss
Unaway at midnight tonight. That's huge. Yeah, it's like the Taylor Swift
(15:31):
album release. You know you'll hearit for the first time live on the
radio here from Billy. Really cool. All right. Celtics are moving on
to the next round. They knockedoff the Cavaliers with a one thirteen ninety
eight win last night. Al Horfordhad a great night last night twenty two
points, fifteen rebounds, five assists, also had a bunch of threes.
Horford says it's a total team effort. Though. The guys just did a
great job. JT JB drew timeafter time finding me and just having confidence.
(16:00):
He was on fire last night.He was coach of Missoula out leads
instrumentally. Not much of a talkertonight you saw you know his gift.
His gift is just passion, inspiration, toughness, competitive nature. Yeah,
that's one of the court last night. Thirty eight years old. In a
couple of weeks, he will turnthirty eight, is it me? Doesn't
he look younger? He's got avery young face, he does. He's
(16:22):
handsome and in great shape. Guy, he was moving last night. Celt's
gonna get the winner of the Pacersgame, the Knicks Pacers game. They
play tomorrow night for a game six, and the Bruins and Panthers have their
game six tomorrow night. Bruins needto win. They don't win tomorrow night,
it's all over. They go home. Still no word whether Marshan is
(16:45):
going to play. We will havetickets to the game tomorrow night at eight
forty tomorrow morning. Yeah, andour own producer rarely going to be at
the game. Why because she worksfor the Bruins, That's right, Which
is pretty cool. That's right,all right? Bill Billy just say that
orcas are the largest whales in theocean. Actually, they're the smallest whales
in the ocean. They're not evenreally whaled. I love it is that
(17:10):
Attorney Ken. That's one of thepeople that I don't get like you just
let it go. They get upset. You know. Patriots schedule popped yesterday
and they unveiled it in the coolestway, kind of a parody of the
movie Goodwill Hunting Julian Edelman and theMatt Damon Roll. We've got a clip
(17:30):
on the campus of one of theNFL's most storied teams. All I ever
got listen not hey, this theremon the board right here will help us
predict our schedule. We've been workingon it the last two years. Hopefully
one of you guys in here canprove it right. The most gifted mind
to ever enter the stadium is theperson who cleans its floors. Meet Jewels.
(17:52):
Hunting got art of setututing lies inthe ability to translate observations into actionable
intelligence that could be used as comparedan advantage on a game day. Are
you going to keep play darrising footballscouty methods or do you have any original
thoughts on your own? My boywakes, Hey, you like apples.
How do you like them? Apples? Suck up? I love apples.
(18:18):
Edelman and Gronk there. You know, we had our sports guy Adam Kaufman
on earlier this morning. He madea good point. You know, now
that Belichick is gone, they canactually have fun. It seems like it.
And this is to me, thisis kind of the start of it.
The Pats will open the season Septembereighth and Cincinnati with Joe Burrow and
the Bengals. They've got a lotof one o'clock games. They've been pushed
(18:40):
out of prime time. Well,they need to work their way back in
the dynasty. And they're all oneo'clock games. I'm surprised they're not playing
on Thanksgiving. But they do havea Thursday night game against the Jets that's
September nineteenth, and then they havethat game in London against the Jaguars that's
set for October twentieth. And yesterdaywe talked about Tom Brady's statement about the
(19:03):
roast and how it affected his kids. While the roastmaster, Nicki Glazer,
was on the Today Show yesterday checkedthis out. It's impossible to me that
he didn't consider what could have happenedbecause there's roast footage out there that you
can watch and they're gonna go thishard. But there's a part of me
that thinks that Tom Brady, especiallygiven his career and how much people love
him, no one's ever said abad thing to him in the past thirty
years. Anyone's capable of going there. Oh, she's got a motor mouth,
(19:26):
Hume. I love Nicky and Itotally agree with her, But they
were only saying anything bad about him. They were saying something bad about his
wife. Yeah, pretty much.But yeah, he had to have He
knew all the roast. He knewthe same cast of characters, Jeff Ross,
Nicky Glaizer, and they know itgets really raunchy. So what was
he going to Yeah, he knewit was going to be raunchy too.
(19:47):
Oh yeah. Travis Kelcey talking tohis brother Jason on the podcast yesterday about
joining Taylor Swift out there in Paris. Travis, she went to Paris.
Yes, what do the falls?It was f I had a blasted Tay
show our new rendition of the erastour. I suggest everybody go see it.
It has our new tortured post apartmenta handful of those songs in the
(20:10):
new show, which means there's anew segment of new lights and new like
dancing and new everything to the show. So I suggest everybody get out there
and see it is absolutely unbelievable.So, Lisa, in your opinion,
Travis Kelcey in Paris, France,does he drop f BOMs in French?
I don't think so. I'm notthe key knows. I love He's like
(20:30):
such a swiftye though. All right, imagine, yeah, he's so supportive
of her. I love it.Who saw this coming? He's talking up
the new sets, the new outfits, and they were wearing Kelsey jerseys in
the audience at the Paris show.And we have a bet about the engagement.
I have it right here, Okay, So Dave Portnoy, because you
know how much he loves Taylor.He keeps talking about how he thinks they're
(20:51):
going to get engaged this year.Okay, So we bet on April twenty
fifth that Travis will propose before Septemberfifty dollars each will split the poll.
Well, I think we said.I thought I voted I know September.
Yeah, you Billy voted no.I voted no. Lisa voted yes by
September, which means I have untilthe end of sept That's right, you
(21:11):
have until September thirty October. First, yes, God, justin what are
we going to do when we splitthe pot? I don't know, go
to eat something, to do somethingfun with the money? I mean,
we'll go to the aquarium. Billy. No, the orca is definitely a
large marine mammal, but it isby no means the largest whale. That
would be the blue whale. Wow, the whale people. Yeah, I'm
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gonna have to disagree with the whalepeople. Get somebody on the phone from
the aquarium. I swear I sawthe report and they talked about how big
they can grow. So here's thething that the orca apparently is not even
a whale. It's a dolphin,Okay, the largest dolphin. They are
not a whale. Okay, letme ask yourself. People. Let's say
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the group of us, right,let's say none of us you knew anything
about the ocean or about whale life. Okay, you heard the word blue
whale and you heard the word orca. Which one would you think is bigger
and tougher? I'm not sure I'mnot sure orca right, doesn't orca sound
massive? We have a hold on, we have a call. Let's go
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to line one. Are you adolphin or a whale? Okay, dolphin?
You know what? Forget I evenbrought it up. I'm glad the
boat sank. Okay, I'm sorry. It's angry. Yeah, you get
mad about it? Like, arethey calling from the aquarium? If they
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are, I understand. Can somebodywho's a professional, maybe a marine biologist,
call us? Yeah? No,But if you're not in the aquarium
world right, why do you care? You know it's a giant fish in
the ocean? Okay? Does thatwork? I know it's not a fish.
(23:00):
J Lo and Ben affleck breaking.I hate speculating on people's relationships.
But supposedly they haven't been together inseven weeks, and she just took a
little girl's trip to Paris last weekendof her Mother's Day, So I don't
know. J low has had atough year. She's her movie didn't do
that well, her tour is cancelingdates. She seems upset. So maybe
(23:22):
that's all it is, wasn't itj Lowe's girls trip to Paris that sparked
our topic on the show this morning, when you leave your spouse and go
on a girl's trip or a guy. It did spark our debate, So
yes or no breaking up? I'mgoing to say no. Yeah, I'm
going to say no. Yeah.What about this Joe Jonas Sophie Turner thing.
What's going on there? You hadso weird theory? Well, this
(23:45):
is words right out of her mouth. She did an interview with British Vogue
that's coming out in May, inlike two weeks or one week, where
she says that when she found outshe was pregnant, she was on a
retreat in Bali and did not tellJoe for a week because she didn't know
if she wanted to keep the baby. And when she got home she said,
(24:07):
what she threw the test at him. Now, this is words out
of her mouth. She threw thetest at him and said, what do
you want to do about this?She was a fan of her, She
was in her early twenties. Shewas just scared to be a mother.
Yeah, I don't know. Shekind of rose me the wrong way a
little bit. Yeah. And younotice she's never really connected with anyone,
you know, like Taylor's people.Just you know, connect with an artist
(24:30):
or a movie star. Doesn't seemanyone's ever connected with her. She was
great in Game of Thrones. Imean I was a fan fan of the
show. Yeah, but you don'tmess with the Joe bros Man. Yeah.
Any questions here? Does anyone hearof marine biology? You actually have
one in the phone. Let's goto line one, O Jay, Here
we go, Jamie, Hello,marine biologist. Welcome to the Billy and
(24:51):
Lisa Morning Show. Hey, how'sit going. So the people that called
in aren't wrong. Wills Killer Willare whales, but they're are the dolphins
species. It's kind of confusing.Not all whales or dolphins, but all
dolphins are whales. So an orcais not a whale. An orca is
(25:11):
a whale, but it's also adolphin. Okay, hold on, shut
your mouth. Okay, oh mygod, there's no answer. Take the
orca out your mouth. Okay.Now, what is your first name,
Jamie? Jamie? Yes, soyou're saying, and please say this nice
(25:34):
and loud so the talkbackers can hearyou. The orca is a whale.
That is correct. Wow. Wow, I want apologies from each and everyone.
It was Ken one of them Kenand Steve the pharmacist and the whole
aundition coming in all these people.All right, so we'll return. You
want to get your prescription from Stevenow, okay, don't mess with me
(25:59):
Steve Phill wouldn't by talent off fromSteve. Oh even getting a twizzler from
him? Okay? Is that iton entertainment? That's it? Sorry to
interrupt. Yeah, but what washer name? James Jamie? Thank you
so much. Okay, that's aprofessional from the Marine world. Okay,
Oh my god, wake up thismorning. It never crossed my mind I'd
(26:22):
be in an argument over orcst.You're being attacked, yes, much like
they attacked the boat. How's thatguy doing? By the way, Uh?
Okay, we're brought you, areyou? Okay? It's my fault.
I'm sorry. I saw an opportunityto get Bill riled up. He
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people and the dinosaur people need tomeet and Billy Costa should interview them both.
Well, we're back with Villy andLisa in the morning and we have
a very special guest in the studio. We always talk about Lisa's book club
(27:32):
big event tonight, right, they'reraising a reader event, Lisa, there
is and that's why Caroline is inBoston. Even though you're from here,
you made the trip from la tocome to this gallo tonight. What a
good excuse, right, I'm alwayslooking for reasons to come home, and
this is like, couldn't be abetter one? Yes? Uh, now,
if you don't mind, I justwant to ask a quick question.
I mean a lot of people knowand now more will know that you wrote
the series of books that created theTV series you on Netflix That's Me,
(27:56):
which we all watched, and it'sabout this Joe who's a serial killer.
So when you're out on the townand you're meeting people and they come to
realize that you wrote the series allabout serial killers, did they look and
say, well, maybe what's wrong. Yeah, there's a little like moving
the knives away kind of bit,which makes me laugh because like it comes
(28:18):
from a place of fear in mean awareness that like of anyone, especially
when things got online, that likeanyone could say there anyone and do anything
and find out things about you.But I get it, I do,
but I have to be like,no, I'm the pre victim, Like
I'm just imagining what it's like todo that to people. But then when
you do spend ten years imagining killingpeople, you know how to kill people.
So I understand. It's like,oh, Caroline's coming for dinner.
(28:41):
It's plastic silver work. Okay,I just didn't a So Caroline, she
did my book club like six orseven months ago, and that's when we
first met, and you are justso easy to talk to. Your backstory
before you became this you writer isalso interesting because I said to Billy,
(29:02):
Caroline used to write for Tiger Beatand she covered boy bands. Yes,
like how cool? Is that.I mean absolute dream job at the peak
of like in Sync and Backstreet Boys, right, And there was an offer
at a very like well respected publishinghouse of magazines, and they're like,
this is like the future of yourcareer. I'm like, have you not
heard? I want it that way, like I have to go work at
Tiger Beat. I know that thisisn't smart, but I follow my heart
(29:23):
and yeah, well, I lovethat you love like popular culture because when
she walked in, she was listeningto what we were talking about during your
entertainment. J oh yeah, allof it, like all my favorite subjects
and the roast, like just everythingyou're covering. I'm like, yes,
yes, you live in La.Yeah, yeah, let's say you were
writing for Tiger Beat right now.What would be your story about Jlo and
(29:44):
Ben. I think like there,she's going to get what she wants.
I love her spirit, and Ithink that they want to make it work.
I just feel like, yep,you can see that they put themselves
out there a lot this year,and I want them to stay together.
I like the love story, butI think that's a horror thing when you
have different interests in different personality styles. I love that she lets bend smoke
(30:06):
in front of her. I mean, yes, right in the rolls Royce.
Yes. I love when they're atthe drive through and like, yes,
And did you see a couple ofweeks ago he's got the carton of
the Menthols getting his I'm like,I just love that they're both. I
feel like they're both being their bestselves. It's so true because if you're
married to a smoker, yeah,I mean that smoke's coming right at you
exactly. So that's love, right, do you think that's love or that's
(30:27):
like, get him away from me? I think he should go old school
and roll them up in his sleevethe way the high Yeah, back,
he could pull that off. Yes, he might be doing that right now.
He totally could pull it off.But getting back to you, So,
the fifth season is being filmed,So off for all the fans that
(30:47):
are listening out there, there's afifth season. Yes, Joe's back in
New York. Do you have anydetails of what's going on. I don't
want to get in child, Idon't want them to kill me, So
I'm just gonna say it's New York. It's Joe in New York. Okay.
So we're bad at to New York, yes, which I like.
Another side, I feel like thatsince that's where he comes from, that's
it's really nice to go there forthe last season, right and yeah,
like and it's fun seeing like allthe little gossip items come out like here
(31:11):
they are shooting at this place inthat place, like as like at this
point, like as an outsider,I'm like, oh, I think it
went from New York to LA tothe UK, right, yes, okay,
as one does you know is thereone set of knives they use in
the show? Well, I meanI in my books, like it was
this Rachel Ray set of knives thatI got from a dear friend of former
(31:32):
boyfriend, like a close friend.But it was one of those birthday presents
that I was like, knives,like you know, and over the years
I'm like, yes, knives likebest knives and crass handles and it made
me feel like a grown up oflike they're all the same color. And
now they're in the books. Islike when Joe's in La, like he
just inherits them like okay, likethese are good a great Christmas present the
series, the actually is a greatidea. The other thing I want is
(31:56):
the slot machine when the show firststarted to happen, and they're like wanting
to know, Like what are youlike, I want to sit in a
casino and play the U game AndI'm like, yes, I know what,
I sound like to give the moneyback, but like its just I
love those theme games like the Sexand the City slot Machine. If you
can't tell. On the way here, we drove past the Encore and I'm
like, oh, there, itis fine. Have you no right there
(32:19):
because we didn't? Yeah, becausewe had your event at the Revere Hotel.
Yes you have to go to OnCore. Well you're here for at least
a week, right, I know, And I mean it is right there,
and now I see it. Well, I want to point out that
that Caroline is from Centerville. Yougrew up in Barnstable, went to Barnstable
High School. Yes, I wentto Browns. You're like really local,
Yes, super New England, right, I mean, and I have a
dunc in tracksuit. You got youWait a second, how long did it
(32:45):
take? And shook? It justcame. Okay, So it just came
the other day. This has beenthis ongoing saga where one night I'm like
all, I'm like oh my god, in the middle of the night,
I send this email. You wouldhave thought that, like someone's health is
at risk and it's one of thosethings that I forgot. I sent it.
Then a week later I get thenicest email where they're like, we're
so sorry. Like I wasn't Karen. I was just like, I really
want this. I really want this. I saw someone. I went to
(33:07):
the damp and Yarmouth and saw someoneI know that they're out there. They
said the nicest email. They're like, we're so sorry, there's such demand.
We're giving you a gift card toDuncan and I and I look at
my email, I'm like, ohmy god, calm down, Like but
the writing is weird when you sitaround writing right because you really want and
I'm like, must take a breathbefore I go from writing you thanks to
writing right in the you know communication. Wow. But I'm glad you got
(33:30):
the Duncan suit. Lisa has agreat idea for your next book. Do
you now could be the Karen readtrial. Well, I just when you
walked in, I said, areyou following this? Yes? So I
when it happened, I read everything, But I haven't been following the trial.
So now I'm going to catch up. Never been more obsessed with anything
in my entire life. And Ijust learned about the dog, yes,
(33:51):
and the pool and all of that. I'm like, I didn't know that
it was at that level so much. You should start, yes, following
it. This is like the biggesttrial that has hit this area in a
very long time. It's being carriedeverywhere. I mean, oh yeah,
Court TV, ANYCN here locally,I think NBC ten in Boston. I
mean you can get it anywhere.See, this is what happens when you
read too much about Jalo and Benyou miss other things like this. You
(34:12):
know, Like, so, areyou working on another book? I'm I'm
working on things. Yes, itwill. Will we see Joe again?
I mean, I'm never going tobe done with him. Like to me,
he just survives all the time.So, yeah, is he soon
after you? The guy Joe isthat actor? Has he done anything after
(34:34):
you? You know? I feellike he's been working with his music,
and I'm sure there are things inthe hopera. I'm just not sure what
they are off the top of myhead, but I think he'll be doing
a lot. Are you good friendswith the folks that are in the U
series, Like, isn't like MollyRingwald had dinner with her last week?
That's like she's like I know herfrom Secret Life of the American Teenager.
So then and yeah, and staymost from you. Yeah, it's surreal.
(34:57):
I'm like I want to go backand tell my little eighth grade self,
like, well that's right. Johnshows up in you as the psychiatrist,
yes, doctor Nikki. Wow.Yeah, And didn't you help with
his memoir? Didn't he ask youto read it? I read, I've
read it. I mean he didn'tmean my help if like you. I
think that's with memories. It's somuch about timing, like he was really
ready to write it, and youcould feel that I read it. I'm
(35:17):
like, oh, yeah, you'rethis is the you want to be doing
it, like you know so tonight. The Raising a Reader Raising a Reader
Gala, Yeah, you can alwaysdonate to Raising a Reader. They do
such great work in the Massachusetts community, like they help families read to their
kids. Yes, And what Ilike about that is like that's that age
when it is fun because so manykids. If you don't get that,
you think of it as homework.It's like it becomes a have to and
(35:39):
you'll meet a bunch of other authors. Tell you so, thank you so
much for coming to town and forcoming in to visit us. Thank you,
and you have a while. Soget to Encore Boston Harbor. You.
I will be getting to Encore.And I need her to do another
book club for me too. Yeah. Yeah, I got to keep writing
at some point. Ye, lockaround before she gets on the camera and
read book. Good to see you, Carolyn, And we got the wrap
(36:02):
up coming up next to stand byfor that. It's the morning wrap up
on Billy and Lisa in the Morning, all right, locks the cover on
this Thursday, rainy Thursday out there, it's still raining. Oh my god,
when's the sun coming back? Leaseyou'll actually see it tomorrow. Oh
that's good. Yeah, sun andclouds. All right, that's good.
We'll there'll be plenty of sunshine comeJune first for Kiss Concert, which is
(36:23):
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Cat, Jason Derulo and so manymore. You could try to win them
with us on the tens, LikeKatie, Katie, you're calling twenty five
away. Wait, you do youhave a keyword for US Celtic Celtics keyword.
Yeah. Celtics took out the Cavslast night at the Garden to move
(36:45):
on to the Eastern Conference Finals.To get our sports guy Adam Kaufman on
to kind of give his predictions onwho he thinks Sweet should play, you
know, Paces or nixt The Knicksto me is the answer. But if
I could put a twist on it, I would like, in an ideal
world, just to get the Celticsand Kristaps porzingis a little bit more time
(37:06):
off, a little bit more rest. I'd like to see the Pacers,
you know, win their next game, force the game seven, and then
have the Knicks win in game sevenand we get that Boston New York matchup.
Yeah, And I think that's thegoal, right is to win as
quick as possible in any series,because then you know, you can wait
for the next year, get arrest, a little bit of rest. It's
(37:27):
important, especially like he said,with Kristaps. Anyway, go so Outs
and go Bruins too. Tomorrow night, we'll have a night games tomorrow six
at eight forty. Also on theshow this morning, we had the topic
of is time apart a good thingor a bad thing. We've got a
lot of calls on this one,a lot of really crazy calls. This
girl was talking about our girls getawayand waking up with bruises on her legs.
(37:49):
Apparently she was hopping fences, andshe's like, forty, we hop
fences, and not only did wehop a fence, we hopped multiple fiens.
Almost every single night. We kepthopping fences and we kept getting caught
by the same security guard. I'mright. It got to a point where
we like walked eyes. At thelast night, we just walked eyes and
he shrugged shoulders and then walked away. Yeah, it's quite shocking. Yeah,
(38:13):
drunk and stupid little bit. Yeah, drunken girls get away. Then
you had Drew who wanted to calland brag that he's been out away every
weekend in the month of May,including on Mother's Day while his girl is
home pregnant. I'm away every weekendin May. First weekend was a bestelorship
to Puerto Rico. Last week Iwas at Saint Anthony's Idaho at the sand
(38:36):
Dunes. This week I'm away fromwork that I have another wedding, So
I'm away every weekend and I havea pregnant wife at home watching a kid.
Yeah, we have to say aboutthat. Hey, guys, Yeah,
Drew sounds like a real blast tobe married to pregnant sitting home of
the baby, and he's off doinghis things. So good luck with that.
Yeah, if his wife was listeningthis morning, his trip is canceled
(39:00):
or you just bring it up later. It's like, it's just you're never
going to forget it if you're there. He's like bragging every Yeah, every
every weekend Mother's Day. I'm withthe guys on the golf course. It's
crazy. If you missed. Acouple of minutes ago, we had Caroline
Keepnison, who obviously is the writerof You. She wrote the books that
You is based on hit Netflix show. But I love these interviews because we
(39:22):
learned so much. Like she wasa boy band writer, I mean absolute
dream job at the peak of likein Sync and Backstreet Boys, right,
And there was an offer at avery like well respected publishing house of magazines
and they're like, this is likethe future of your career. I'm like,
have you not heard? I wantit that way? Like I have
to go work at Tiger Beat.Yeah, Tiger Beach that's where she was
(39:42):
a writer for that. Oh yeah, very cool, Tiger Beat. I
think I was in Tiger Bat.I think you were too. Yeah,
we were that you are the sixthof the New Kids. And finally,
and then we're running out of timehere. We had a whole debate on
orcas. Oh god, okay,the is an orca a whale or a
dolphin. We had someone from fromthe New England Aquarium call us and say
it's actually they're both, which Idon't really understand. But all that matters
(40:06):
is that Billy was right, absolutelyright. Couldn't have been more right,
I guess so. But anyway,this has caused the whole thing in Boston.
I was listening to the orchard debatethis morning, and when I got
to work I decided to ask ahandful of my co workers what their thoughts
were. And let me tell you, I have started a war amongst them.
(40:27):
And I'm just sitting back and joiningthe show. What up is Jalen
Brown from the Boston Celtics, Andwe're back with Billy and Lisa. In
the morning, we went away Billyand Lisa, and we bail them as
soon as the season's over, andas soon as you win that championship.
My man. Oh he's so good, isn't he big win last night?
Yeah? He he just he drives, gets in there and just he gets
it in. That's all about.It's all the counts. So justin.
(40:47):
We just fulleyed Lady Gega, right, and Lisa and I were sitting here
talking. It's still an absolute gemand we're thinking back to what you did
Fenway Park. It was such agood show. We were all there together.
It was a great night. Oh. She is just so weird.
I love it. And she's reallyinto being weird. Yeah, right,
which the opening number. I meanfor the first twenty minutes of the concert,
(41:07):
she was like in a box,like and all you saw was her
face or something and she's singing andyou just see her mouth moving. Well,
she opened the show with that song. Yes, yeah, and it
was it was incredible. The openingwas incredible. Yeah. And then she
came into the at the she wasat the piano in the middle, middle
of the field. Yeah. Itwas really good. Just like an octopus.
Oh God, Billy has loved it. And she's in the New Joker
(41:37):
movie. When we went and sawher, it was just announced that she
was going to be starring with JoaquinPhoenix. Yeah, and now the movie's
done it, it's coming out inthe fall. Looks really good. I'm
just thinking, like your lady,guy guy, you're planning your tour.
At what point at the roundtable dothey come up with the idea? I
know, you sit at the pianoin an octopus suit. You know,
(42:00):
Well, she hasn't worked. Shehas to keep stepping up the weirdness she
does. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, we love what he
got. Go. I'm Joe Biden'shusband, Lady Gotta's friend. What's up
Boston at Sabena Carpenter and you're wakingup with Billy and Lisa in the morning
on Kiss one O eight? Aren'tyou nice? Sabrina Carpenter? I like
her. She's very cute, she'svery nice. She's really talented. I
(42:22):
love her new song Espresso. Ican't not sing it. I sing it
all day long. It's a bighit. A lot of people use it
on reels too. Yes, it'sreal popular. Oh yeah, we got
to get out of here and makeway for the mighty one. But don't
forget tomorrow morning is front Row Friday. We'll put you in the front row
for Kiss Concert. We'll do thatat eight ten tomorrow morning. We've got
(42:43):
Bruins tickets tomorrow morning at eight fortyfor Game six in the TD Garden.
Tomorrow night. My son Chris isgoing to join us in the studio.
Oh, he's finally going to makehis way over. Let's see where he's
been this week. He's been atw ee I. Yeah, he's been
at Fenway in the broadcast booth.Yeah. Places, and his last stop
isn't that nice? Yeah, it'sus. And you know what he's gonna
(43:04):
do. He's gonna tell old Kissconcert stories because I used to have to
have to have them come to Kissconcert when they were little boys. Well,
you know what, he saved thebest for last Yeah, exactly.
He worked his way up the broadcastladder. He gave all the information out
already and now he's just gonna recycleit for us. That's tomorrow morning.
That's a big Friday show. BillieEilish midnight tonight is gonna take over our
(43:24):
Kiss want to Wait with the albumrelease party. Her album is coming out
tonight at midnight and she'll celebrate withus. But that's it for the big
Thursday Show, Don't Forget, couldnot be any bigger. Tomorrow Morning,
The Billy and Lisa Morning Show.Okay, y'all gonna be here with us.
You're gonna have breakfast with us,have coffee with us. I think
(43:45):
that's a good idea. Here's mybuddy Jack Harlow loving on me on kiss
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