May 16, 2024 • 41 mins
Busy show! The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show, from Billy’s lack of windshield wipers to J-Lo and Ben! Kiss Concert tickets were given away at 7:10! We then discussed if you should travel without your significant other! People called in for Topic Time where we had callers and talk backers weigh in on the idea Girls Trips and Boys Trips! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
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Now this morning show in Boston,Billie and Lisa in the morning. It's
just a great start to my dayon Kiss one away. Well let's give
my great day then, Lisa.We always do. Bill Yeah, it
is a Thursday edition of the Billyand Lisa Morning Show. And boy,
it's raining a lot out there.Yeah, it's tough going out there,
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so take your time, just slowdown. You got to watch out for
the ponding. Yes, just goingto say that. Yeah, there's a
lot of ponding out there. Ifyou're New England, you know what to
expect exactly. It's raining heavy.You stay out of the passing lane,
right justin that's one of your petbeat. It's my biggest thing. Yeah,
it's pouring right now. I'm ninetythree on the expressway. Stay in
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the middle lane or even the rightlane. I totally agree. There's nowhere
that you need to be to riskyour life. Oh yeah, because in
the passing lane. A, you'vegot the ponding, but so do the
people in the passing lane on theother side of the highway, which means
they're splashing their pond onto your windship. It's a double whammye. So they
call that and I've got a problembecause it's raining a lot and I only
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have one windshield wiper? Oh onthe Porsche? Is that like is that
regulated or is that just like?Okay? I think this happens a lot
to people. Have you ever pulledinto a car wash and you forgot that
you had the wipers on? Thatfirst mode, the missed mode? I
think they Well, sometimes it turnson by itself and all the brushes are
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going over the windshield and it ripsone of the blades out. That's what
happened two months ago, and arestill driving around what's one? What's a
wiper cost on that car? Fivegrand? I had to do it once
before. I don't remember the price. You know, you can just go
to Walmart and get some wipers reallycarrying like auto zone. Yeah, I
didn't think that the windshield was thatcomplicated. It's been around since the nineteen
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because you got what are the carstores called autozon zone? Yeah, so
what am I going to go inthere? And then they have to cross
reference like, well, we havea Kia wiper or maybe that'll work.
Oh my god. Really goes tothe dealership. Back in my younger year,
Back in my younger years when youknow, I was not living the
best way. I remember I gotinto a guy's car, and you know,
obviously he wasn't living the right wayeither, and it started pouring out
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and his windshield wipers were broken,and instead of buying a new wiper,
he had a fishing line tied tothe wiper and then he had it in
his car. He was doing itmanually. We're gonna die. That's hilarious.
But here's the dilemma, right,like this morning, I had to
snap them on twice quickly. Right, But the problem is the one without
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the blade can scratch the windshield.Yeah, so then I need a windshield
too. Now this has been goingon for two months. This glass costs
different for a Porsche. I feellike glass can be universe, think anything
involved. They just hike up theprice. Yeah, here you go,
pal, here's your bill. It'sprobably five hundred dollars to get a rubber
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wiper blade. You know, itwould be ironically, so if he leaves
here today and he's driving, youknow, down ninety three and then the
winch of wipers don't work and somebodyon the other side speeds in the passing
lane soaks bell. He can't seewipes out. Yeah, but no,
here's the secret. When you're whenyou have a malfunctioning wiper blade, it's
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good to go faster because the windwill clear the water off the windshield.
I don't think that's true. Idon't think that's fair. That's true.
That's billy logical. Yeah really,yeah, listeners, do not listen to
that. That's not good advice.Well, you know when you're in the
car wash, right, when youget to the dryers, which by the
way, are so strong, theyblow the water off the windshield. Right,
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So it's the same effect when you'reon the highway, so you constantly
have to be driving on a highway. Yeah, that's like billy that's billy
logic. Yeah, my god.Anyway, Celtics of Advance. They had
a big win last night. Howabout that Al Horford. He's going to
be thirty eight years old in twoweeks. Good for him. All Right,
we need to get on a championship. Yeah. Did you see when
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the ball was going out of boundsand he jumped out, grabbed it and
whipped it off the calves there?That was so great. Great, that's
like an old playground play playground basketball, right, you get physical. But
that was a great play. Hewas amazing last night. Started a little
cold, but then he drained.I think they ended up with six threes,
twenty two points, fifteen rebounds,thirty eight years old. In a
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couple of weeks, we're gonna hearfrom him coming up in the Entertainment Report.
So young in the NBA not somuch, I know, but just
like for anybody else in the NBA, Yeah, your life's just starting,
and his career is sort of windingdown. I know they have like three
whole lives after they're done playing.Yeah, and of course the Bruins are
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still in it, but barely.And I think it's cool that Riley,
our producer who works in some capacity, she's never told us she didn't ruin.
It's a secret she keeps from us, right, It's like she's ashamed
of us. She's very vague anytimeyou ask about that. Hey, so
what are you doing over there?It's because that's a cool job. And
then she has this job, whichis yeah, exactly, you think she's
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embarrassed by over there When she talkedto the Bruins Pip a little bit,
Yeah, yeah, we're just she'sjust passing time here. She can't wait
to leave, so she's sporting herStanley Cup champion T shirt. Well you
know they have a chance, they'restill in it. Yeah, Yeah,
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positive vibes from Riley. I'm gettingpositive. But here's the big question of
the morning. We have a sportsguy for this show. We haven't spoken
to him for about four months,it's been closer to it to a year.
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Did we break up with him himor is he avoiding us because we
haven't seen or heard anything about Isthat Alan? No? Adam Adam Adam
from w b Z and I don'teven want to talk because I didn't we
were thinking about having him on,Yeah, obviously because we like we love
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Adam huh, But I haven't checkedbecause we've ghosted him, so I don't
even know if he's I don't evenknow if his number works where we are
like the bad we ghosted. Wedidn't break up with him, we just
never called him back. Yeah.I think this is the angle we take
with Adam kaffin this morning. AllRight, we accuse him of ghosting us,
so we want to turn We're goingto gather him. Yeah, like,
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wow, you're too cool for us. Now we've see now you get
a little shine from us stuff.Yeah, we'll make up story on the
sports tub. I heard I heardyou on the sports tub. Yeah,
and we're hearing things, okay,Adam. You know he'll do his usual
like flirting with Lisa. Adam,we heard you got fired because we haven't
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talked to you in a long time. You're no longer any right, yeah,
right, yeah, So we'll tryto get him this morning. So
much going on, we'll try Yeah. I mean I don't know. I
don't know what he's doing. Imean, I don't even know if his
number works. So we'll try toget him on, like in the seven
o'clock Do you think his wife turnedhis phone off? I mean, I
hope he definitely's whipped. They're trouble. Well. The best is well,
you know, he works from home, so we'd call his house and his
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wife would pick up, like sleeping. Ah, this is our sports guy.
His wife would have to wake himup to come on the air.
By the way, one more thing. Have you seen the Patriots launch of
their schedule? I loved it.It is unbelievably creative. It is really
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creative, really good. We've gotsome of that coming up as well in
the Entertainment Report in a couple ofminutes. Yeah, it's good. It's
a good day. Happy Thursday.Billy, you have a Porsche? What
is going on? You only haveone wiper blade on? It's a Porsche?
How dare you? Shame on you? We we're back with a Billy
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and Lisa in the morning on KissOne wait and welcome back everybody, and
a happy Thursday. It is awet Thursday. We're talking about the weather
today. We're talking about the Celticswin last night, the Bruins game tomorrow
night. A lot to talk aboutthe Patriots schedule is I. We'll have
some of that coming up in acouple of minutes. What's the Mafia talking
about? Justin Yeah, the talkbackmic is always open. It's a big
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part of the Billy and Lisa's show. You can be a part of the
show and get your voice heard onthe radio. Essentially you're a co host
and you do it on the iHeartRadioapp, free to download. You start
to kiss, when to wait,you tap the red microphone and you chat
about anything, even Billy's wind show. Whipe Ber Billy are both broken or
just one? It's just a passengerside there's no blade, right. Okay,
wait wait wait wait wait, Billy, for two months you've only had
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one wiper blade. But yet youare the guy that is like fixing in
your boat engine roll cleaning a andlike he has every pillow in perfect placement.
I'm in shock right now. Canyou please go get a wiper blade
because it's the safety thing when itrains. Please, because we all love
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hearing you, Yeah we do.Yeah, be careful. I figured out
that AutoZone has Porsche wiper blades indifferent sizes. Yeah. Four o'clock this
morning, I was actually sticking myhead out the window so I can see
where he's going, like ast Ventura. It was raining really hard. Yeah,
dude, you gotta get that fixed. Hey, Billy, good news.
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I have both of my wipers workingon my super rooms. You're jealous,
Ancha. Now the entertainment update witha Billy constad. Okay. Celtics
are moving on to the next round. They knocked off the Cavaliers with a
one thirteen ninety eight win last night. Al Horford unbelievable night. He was
on fire twenty two points, fifteenrebounds, five assists, also had a
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bunch of threes Horford's says, totalteam effort. The guys just did a
great job. JT. JB.Drew time after time finding me and and
just having confidence in me. Yeah. And you got to know coach of
Missoula is praising Horford out leads instrumentally. Not much of a talker tonight.
You saw you know his gift.His gift is just passion, inspiration,
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toughness, competitive nature. Yeah.Horford. By the way, he turns
thirty eight years old in just acouple of weeks older than Missoula. I
love that. I know, Ithink two years old. Yeah. And
Celts will get the winner of theKnicks Pacers series tonight. The Knicks are
up three games two in that series. They get a game tomorrow night,
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Game six. Who do you wantto see? I want to see the
Knicks. Why not bring on theKnicks. Let's go. Yeah, everyone
wants a Boston New York totally forsure. Bruins and Panthers have a Game
six tomorrow night. Bruins lose,they go home and that'll be sad,
but we will have tickets for themfor the game. That's right, tomorrow
morning. Tickets for Game six.Bruins Panthers The Patriots schedule popped yesterday and
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they unveiled it in a very coolway. It's a parody of the Goodwill
Hunting movie Julian Edelman in the MattDamon role, and it starts with Patch
coach Gerard Mayo right here on thecampus of one of the NFL's most storied
teams. Iver got listen up.Hey, this there, I'm on the
board right here. Will help uspredict our schedule. We've been working on
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it the last two years. Hopefullyone of you guys in here can prove
it right. The most gifted mindto ever enter the stadium is the person
who cleans its floors. Meet Jewleshunting. The art of subsciety lies in
the ability to translate observations into actionableintelligence that could be used as a competitive
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advantage on a game day. Areyou going to keep playgarizing football scouting methods
or do you have any original thoughtsof your own? My boy wakes,
Hey, you like apples? Howdo you like them? Apples? I
love apples. I love it.So the Pat's going to open the season
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September eighth and Cincinnati with Joe Burrowand the Bengals. A lot of one
o'clock games because they says a lotthey've been knocked out a prime time that's
good for us. I remember whenI was working there, we had one
time we had five primetime games andI was working here too, so I
was working at like two in themorning then coming here at like five a
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m. And that happened five timesbecause they were so good. And now
look at them. Yeah. Sodo we know what games Brady will be
calling? I think maybe the SanFrancisco game four o'clock. Maybe that one
they're gonna have to give it.We'll have some fun with it. Yeah.
I think it's the NFL's Mac Jonesrule. You lose so many games,
you get they got to earn theirway back in. Yeah, that's
exactly right. Least, they dohave a Thursday night game against the Yet
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September nineteenth, and they've got thatgame in London October twentieth against the Jaguars.
And yesterday check this out. Yesterdaywe talked about Tom Brady's statement about
the roast and how it affected hiskids. Well, roastmaster NICKI Glazer on
the Today Show yesterday. Check thisout. It's impossible to me that he
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didn't consider what could have happened,because there's roast footage out there that you
can watch, and they're going togo this hard. But there's a part
of me that thinks that Tom Brady, especially given his career and how much
people love him, no one's eversaid a bad thing to him in the
past thirty years, anyone's capable ofgoing there. True. I totally agree
with her. Yeah, she's notwalking it back. She shouldn't know.
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He knew what he was getting into, but this is him letting people do
the dirty right. He already healready said that he's been friends with Jeff
Ross and was a huge fan ofhis works, unless he was lying.
And Travis Kelcey talking to his brotherJason yesterday about joining Taylor Swift in Paris.
Travis, she went to Paris,Yes, what do the falls?
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It was fun. I had ablasted Tayte show her new rendition of the
eras tour. I suggest everybody gosee it. It has her new tortured
post apartment, the handful of thosesongs in the new show, which means
there's a new segment of new lightsand new like dancing and new everything to
the show. So I suggest everybodyget out there and see it is absolutely
unbelievable. You know what's so funnyis all the comics book. I'm trying,
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Travis, I'm trying to go seeher. Like you don't. She's
not that easy. You don't needto sell that, Okay. All of
a sudden, he's the hype guyfrom Taylor Sweat. It's like you never
would have pictured that. She's sellingout ninety thousand seats four nights in a
row. Yeah, in Paris fellLike, yeah, yeah, he's talking
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about the new sets and wild fits. Travis Kelsey. Her new outfits are
fire. They are Yeah, SoLisa, there are reports now, okay
that Ben and j Lo are divorcing. What that was going on? Yeah,
Like I hate these stories because theycould be totally true or totally not
true, but they they're saying thatBen and Jlo have not been together for
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seven weeks. They were seen havinglunch in New York back in March.
She spent last weekend Mother's Day inParis with a girlfriend and one of her
kids. So I don't know.But Ben's working on a movie, he's
doing The Accountant, and j Lo'sgetting ready for her tour. Yeah,
so maybe that's why they've been,you know, separated, because they're both
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working. But you have a lotof money to apply for even a day
right to see somebody. True,if you wanted to use would Jaylo just
always looks so miserable. Oh yeah, rest face. Yeah absolutely, I
think she invented it. Oh yeah. I mean even the other day I
saw her in Paris and she wentto sign someone's poster or whatever it was,
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and she was just like, tookthe pen, said nothing sign and
want God doesn't even say thank you. You were with Jyle I was a
year year ago, literally a yearago for the Mother Press junket. Yeah,
she's on business, she's very professional, she's very beautiful. Did not
allow me to talk about Boston.See, I don't even think it's about
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Ben and j Loo. I thinkit's about Jlo's failed projects and she just
she definitely took a hit. Imean this this tour and the fact that
she had to cancel dates and thatthe movie she came out with didn't do
well. The documentary, nobody cared, No one cared about anything feeling done,
no one. I just don't believethe line it's in that report.
I think that says, you know, Ben is she wants to be in
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the spotlight. Ben doesn't. Hedoesn't like that. He knows what he
signed up for. He was withher before, he knows. I don't
think that's true. So the AmericanIdol season finale is happening May nineteenth.
The New Kids are going to performin the finale, so is Hoody and
the Bowfish John bon Jovi. RyanSeacrest says, there's going to be a
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big cellar for Katie Perry. She'sgoing to perform. We're going to celebrate
her all night and then afterwards,I eat fish and vegetables. So she's
taking us for scake. It's beena fantastic seven years ago. So sad
as here ago, she's leaving theshow. That's Billy's Mount Rushmore right there
though, Hoodie New Kids job andRyan Seacrest, Yeah, so did the
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New Kids do? Katie Perry NewKids are on Elvis Duran this morning.
Oh that's right, your old friendGandhi. Are they in studio? Yeah?
I believe so so. Robert deNiro dropped so many F bombs on
the View this week he had tobe censored. Last night, both he
and Chelsea Handler went on Fallon andthings got pretty hot. I'm happy that
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you came on the show tonight,you and Robert de Niro. I am
very sexually attracted to Robert de Nio. I'm not going to pretend that I'm
not. I have. I couldn'teven go near him backstage because his girlfriend's
back there, and I don't wanther to think that I'm making a move.
But I want to make a move, you know. I just I
have a pension for elderly men.Yeah, I do. I always date
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older. I mean at some pointI'll have to stop, you know,
because it's gonna get too old.But I feel sexually attracted to Robert Jenior.
I always have and I would liketo be penetrated by him. Oh
I told you things got hot.He definitely has a way about him.
Yeah, I mean he's got swagger. Yeah, he definitely does a few
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weeks ago, we had the actressAngie Harmon as one of our weird stories.
The Instacart delivery guy shot and killedher dog. Well, she talked
about it on Good Morning America yesterday. I heard him screaming. I just
heard her say, did you justshoot my dog? And I was like,
what he doesn't compute? She juststarted screaming. Played law enforcement for
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thirty years. It's different, it'sjust so different. Yeah, she's following
lawsuit now against instacart. First ofall, I think instacart is beyond responsible
for all of this, Like thisdidn't have to happen, and you know
the damages that it has done toour family. What a horrible it's a
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horrible story. And I kind ofagree with her. Yeah, like,
what's going on there, right?Someone needs to answer for it, and
it's not unfortunately, probably going tobe the driver. No, Well,
the instacart guy is claiming he hadno choice. The dog attacked him.
He's the one they called nine toone one that night. But there's no
evidence that the dog attacked him.Right, But they're not going to They
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already said they are our pressing charges. Right. Yeah, And finally,
this is good news for Justin.The Happy Gilmore sequel will happen. So
happy about this. One of myfavorite movies of all time. And now
my son young Abel one of hisfavorite movies too, so he'll be excited.
So he's gonna have to watch theoriginal. Has he watched it yet?
Okay? Yeah, yeah, heloves it a little bit of bad
language, but you know, letus slide. Keep in mind the original
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made forty million back in nineteen ninetysix, and you think about like the
difference in pricing for tickets. Yeah, I mean it would have probably made
three four times that. Yeah.Oh absolutely all right? You done well?
You have a new sponsor, don'tyou have it there in front of
you? I think I do it. I was handed one. No,
I got it right here, introducingTriple Edge. It's more than decent,
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Wow. Where do I get that? Yeah, well, you can go
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And I still go to and somewherefrom the planet Fitness Kiss one o eight
Studios. We're back with Billy andLisa in the morning, and we have
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a pair of tickets to Kiss concertCaller twenty five six one eight And when
you call, if you get throughas caller twenty five, you will need
the keyword, and the keyword isCeltics. Yeah, Celtics, the Celtics,
because there's no other reason why.The Celtics and the balls. Yeah.
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A lot of sports going on inthis city. Let's get our sports
guy, Adam Kaufman. Let's goAdam Kaufman from WBC News Radio ten thirty.
Hey, Lisa, what's going on? Hey Kaufman, quick question before
we get to sports. Okay,oh sure, are you ghosting us or
are we ghosting you? Because it'sbeen a while, you guys, You
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guys are definitely ghosting me. It'sbeen it has been a while. I
just assume that you'd moved on toa younger, prettier version. Now we're
going old this time. Al Horfordis so good turning thirty eight years old.
He stole the show last night.So Celtics win last night. Do
we want the Knicks or the Pacersnext? So the Knicks, to me,
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is the answer. But if Icould put a twist on it,
what I would like in an idealworld just to get the Celtics and Christaps
porzingis a little bit more time off, a little bit more rest. I'd
like to see the Pacers, youknow, win their next game, force
the game seven, and then havethe Knicks win in game seven, and
we get that Boston New York matchupfor multiple reasons. One obviously just the
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buzz of the rivalry between these twopassionate sports cities. That's just always more
fun to talk about with a tripto the NBA Finals on the line,
but purely the matchup too. TheKnicks are not to say, you're root
for the easy path and all ofthat, but the Knicks are so hurt,
so banged up, so thin interms of their rotation, that I
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just think it's more advantageous for Bostonto try and go through New York than
Indiana. But all that being said, this is a matchup that regardless the
Celtics are the better, deeper,more talented team and should win. All
right. Meantime, the Bruins biggame tomorrow night, they lose, tomorrow
night, they go home. Ismarsh I'm going to play? Do we
know? Haven't heard yet. Andyou know, obviously if he does,
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and he's a warrior, you know, if anyone can do it, he
can do it. But even ifhe's out there, he's not going to
be the full Brad marsh and experiencethat we tend to expect and root for.
But look, I figured they'd bedone and have their exit interviews by
now. I'm a little bit surprisedthat they forced this game six in the
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first place. By the way,they haven't talked much about the marsh On
indoor injury, and that's the standardaudiately, and that's just that's the NHL
way. You know, when youget to the playoffs, upper body,
lower body, and that's it.You know, it could be a it
could be an obvious concussion head injury, you know, which it very well
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may be in this case, sinceyou know Sam Bennett punched him in the
side of the head. But teamsare never going to give you more than
upper body lower body because they don'twant to give the other team an advantage
of knowing what it is, sothey can, you know, attempt to
exploit it. And finally the Patriotsschedule was out. Have you seen the
way they released the schedule with thegood will hunting thing? It was great,
It was awesome. It took thethe ousting of Bill Belichick for them
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to be willing to actually get creativein their schedule. Really, teams around
the NFL have been had been doingthis for multiple years at this point.
This is the first time the Patriotsactually decided to have fun with it,
and it was it was great,you know, bringing back Gronkowski he was
great. Edelman obviously, and Imean even Ernie Adams come on, oh
yeah, but Edelman and the MattDamon Roll's sweeping the floor. We kind
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of feel like we were going toget a Tom Brady appearance in there,
and you know, it didn't happen. Obviously. I guess he's too I
don't know, roasted out or whateverit may be. How good was that?
I loved it, But in termsof the schedule, it's not a
very good look for the Patriots.Just like all one o'clock games, they
got knocked out of prime time andyou know why, your guy, Mac
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Jones got them knocked out? Yourguy. Yeah. Yeah, Look the
fat heads still on my kids walls. Here's here's the good thing. At
least the day after they had draftedDrake May and we assumed, which is
the case, that that he's youknow, going to wear the number ten.
My kids have Mac Jones jerseys,which of course were ten, so
they just they taped over the theJones and put May and boom new jersey.
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So it's all good. God,did you actually tell you they were
ahead of the game? Did youtell your kids that mac Jones was good?
I believe in letting them form theirown opinions, and you know,
we all knew by the end thathe was crash. It's unfortunate. What
you're saying is your kids have justas bad as tastes as their dad.
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Yeah. Okay, you've been listeningto our sports guy who's been ghosting us
and we don't know why. Butno, what did we do to him?
Yeah? You know what it is. He probably went to like EEI
or the sports hover or something totalk. I don't think. So it
was good to hear his sports Iknow I missed that guy. Yeah,
Katie, Katie, you're calling twentyfive way way do you have a keyword
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for US Celtics Celtics keyword? Sohold on, do not hang up.
Producer Riley is going to get yourinformation. Boom. Yeah. So is
a time of part in a relationshipgood or bad? You know, girls
trips, guys trips, girls,weekends, all that stuff. Is that
a good thing or a bad thing? Let's discuss next kiss kiss, Okay,
(26:52):
we've got a great topic right now. Topic times coming up in a
few minutes. So we got totalking about well, j Lo and Banner
supposedly on the outs and jay Loowent to Paris without him, right,
Well, she went with a girlfriend. I mean she brought her daughter for
part of the trip. But itwas kind of like a girl's getaway kind
of thing, which we've been on. I do it with my friends in
the fall. I really look forwardto it. I used to feel guilty
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about leaving the kids, but nowI love it. But then we started
talking about is this good for arelationship? Is it not good? Does
it go bad sometimes like the guy'sgolf trips, like what really goes on
or whatever? But then Winnie hada situation recently too well that it's ongoing.
Okay, No, I'm going awaytoday with my girlfriend first our first
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trip as a couple, and we'regoing to Vegas to see Adele. So
we have had these plans for likea long time, and her birthday was
to speak, So she took thewhole week off. Obviously, I to
work, So she went on agirl's trip with one of her friends to
go to the Joe Rogan. Shewanted to get Yeah, which you're saying,
I had no problem with it.My only issue I'm a nervous like
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traveler, god like, I justneed to get there early. I don't
want to it's a flight whatever.She cut it very close coming back to
get on our flight that like shelanded like three hours ago. Okay,
But the point is she went ona birthday trip with someone else. And
what we found out through that storyis that Winnie, who knew, is
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a stage five clinger and the Yeah, that's that's shocking news that you're a
nag, but it is what itis. You're in the honeymoon phase of
this relationship. How are you alreadyfighting? I'm not fighting. Just thought
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she could have came home like aday earlier. Okay, you have to
be careful. She's home and youdidn't want her to cancel out today,
I know. So anyway, Yeah, that's the question. Is it a
go to a bad thing to goaway without your significant other or your or
has it gone bad for you?Yes, we want to hear the bad,
the nightmare stories about what happened whenyour spouse went away. I mean,
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I live on under the kind ofthe belief that time apart is a
good thing makes the heart grow fonder, as they say, you know,
as long as you're a responsible person, you're not a cheat, or you're
not a dishonest person, you know, but I understand things happen. It
hit me a few minutes ago offthe air that for years I would go
on what we call the guys getaway. In fact, my childhood buddy
(29:25):
duchies in the studio right now andhe would be on these trips and it
would be like four or five boats, always Father's Day weekend, and we'd
go to a different destination every year. It was like a long standing tradition.
Tell me that your friend Dukie wouldleave early, just like completely.
But he's not a big traveler.So did anything happen on these with any
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any of the guys but everything off? Oh no, of course not.
There were people cheating on their wivesand knew she was on their ways.
I I think there is a littlehanky panky. Little hanky panky. That's
why Dukey left early. He didn'twant to be accomplished to the king.
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See now I have to tell theDukey's story. Duke's in studio, okay.
So he would come Friday afternoon.That's when all the guys would gather
on the dark before we shoved offright, and like I said, four
or five boats Dookie would show up. Would actually wait for his arrival because
they start walking down the docks.And when I tell you, he would
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have a suitcase, a duffel bagand a backpack okay, and then like
clothes and garment bags. And weknew he was leaving at seven a m.
Saturday, where everybody knew where washe going. Deal was with Billy.
He changes by the hour, andso you got to keep it.
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But you knew you weren't going tostay with us all weekend. You were
leaving the next morning to say,okay, In my childhood, buddy from
like first grade, and he dropsby every so often. He goes to
our childhood place, Royal Pastry andCambridge and brings us pizza. Anyway,
is it a good or bad thing? I don't know. I guess,
like Compton said, it depends onyourself. I just want to put out
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I'm not a nag. I'm notan I'm not a nag. But you
can call us and let us know. If you think I'm a nag,
you definitely are. No, I'mgoing so young. Anyway, Topic Time
is here. Give us a callsix one seven nine or reach out with
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the talkback right justin. Yeah,it's on the iHeartRadio app. You can
download download it for free when yousearch us kiss one O eight, tap
the red microphone. It's topic time, and it's next. What is the
topic today? We're going to betalking. Billy and Lisa present, Topic
Time. Talk amongst yourselves, TopicTime, Yes, Topic Time. I
think we've got a good one.Is it a good or bad thing to
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travel? Go on a trip withoutyour significant other? Husband? Girls,
get away, guys, get away. And we've all done it. Lisa,
you went to Paris with the girls? You do whatever year we do?
Yeah, I enjoyed. I saidbefore, I used to feel guilty
about leaving the kids when they wereyounger, but now I'm like, oh
my god, when is the tripright? Oh yeah, like see you?
Yeah? All right? Where dowe want to start songs for talkback
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phones? Caroline? What do youthink? Oh? So it's crazy,
like I resignate with this. Firstof all, good morning, sorry,
oh good morning. So I literallyjust came back from a girls trip,
like yesterday. It was the mostplatonic girl trip that we planned for months.
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And when I came back, mysignificant other noticed bruises on my legs
that I didn't even know. Andwhen he pointed it out to me,
I was like, oh my god, I didn't even see them. So
when he said it, I waslike, You're never You're never gonna believe
it. We were at this hotel, at this resort, and then once
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our like pool closed, we hoppeda fence, oh boy, to get
to the next pool, to getto the next hot tub. And he
didn't he didn't believe me, andI'm like, no, that literally happened.
He's like, you don't have tolie, like, just tell me
the real story, and like thatis the real story. Like we got
caught by security and everything, LikeI thought we were gonna get kicked out,
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But what did you say? Youdid had very physical sex, And
that's what I was thinking. Andthen that's why I said. And he's
like, did you get into afight? Did you get beat up?
Like that's how bad the bruises wereon my leg. I'm like, no,
we we hopped. We hopped fences, and not only did we hop
a fence, we hopped multiple fences. Almost every single night. We kept
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hopping fences and we kept getting caughtby the same security guard. Right.
It got to a point where welike walked eyes at the last night,
just walked out and he shrugged shouldersand then walked away. I'm old she
needed the age. You your skingets dinner, your bruise easily. I
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can remember the last time several fences. Kim's up next, Kim, tell
us your story. Hi, goodmorning morning. Yeah. I've been married
thirty one years and so the lastthirty something is all my high school girlfriends
and I have gone away every Mother'sDay weekend and it's been the best time.
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And my husband goes away two timesa year with his friends. So
I have to say go away girls. All right, that's there's a boat
to do it. Yep. Butthey brought up a good point a couple
of minutes ago that there's also theperson that stays home. What's going on
there? No, well, theone person is away. Well usually if
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you have care, they're going tobe taking care of the kid. Good
one. Okay, I used todo more of that stuff before kids.
It's it's harder now, but again, I'm going to stick with you know,
absence makes the heart grow fonder.My wife went away for one night
last weekend. It was a mother'smother's dig it. By the next day
afternoon, you know, on noonstarted to miss her. You know,
so it's only one day, soa whole trip. I don't know.
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I think it's a good kid.It become such a softy. It's fascinating
my wife, Like, you're sosensitive. You want you want to be
your jail bird. Well you wantthe truth? Yeah, well the kids
would drive me. Oh my god. I want to say that time apart
and time together are equally as importantin a relationship, because if you can't
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be by yourself and enjoy it,you won't be able to enjoy being with
your partner, because you can't behappy if you don't love yourself. So
it is really important to have bothtime apart and time together in a relationship.
I understand that. But there area lot of stories of hanky panky
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and hop in the fence. ButI love that story that they kind of
like went a little crazy. Ineed that sometimes. Yeah, just kind
of let yourself go, you know. I just don't want to put it
to rest, get locked up forreal. I'm just going to practice the
thing that like, I have nofriends that needed does my husband, but
my sisters in Florida. She hada baby last year and my oldest sister
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and I were playing a trip onFlorida. Mind you, I had a
whole trip to Disney planned with myhusband and my son in October and this
was like this time last year,and he got all bent out of shape
told me I'm not going to go. And I looked at him and I
said, there's one thing in thislifetime you'll never do, and let's tell
me what I'm gonna do with mine. And I've gone three times now,
Okay for her, did she startby saying neither she nor the husband.
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Yeah, Yeah, let's go toow next to Grew. What's your group?
Uhrew, what's your story? Iam away. I heard this top
of time. I figured it wasfitting. I'm away every weekend in May.
First weekend was a bachelorship to PuertoRico. Last week I was at
St. St. Anthony's, Idahoat the sand dunes. This week I'm
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away from work. Uh that Ihave another wedding. So I'm away every
weekend, and I have a pregnantwife at home watching a kid. I
was out for Mother's Day weekend,so I got a I got a lucky,
lucky life here, a good wifeand able to do this. Drew.
Any stories from your little trips youwant to share with us. None
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from the bachelor party, But wewere out sand duning and one of the
people in our trip kind of rolledtheir a TV. Turned out to be
a seventy year old lady. Kindof remind me from the line from Napoleon
Dynamite where where grandma was out atthe dunes. Yeah, that's my my
one story. Yeah, four weekssince she's pregnant. Is she okay with
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it? Drew? She's fine withit. Yeah, we didn't really realize
that it was Mother's Day weekend whenI booked a while ago. That didn't
go over grade, but getting throughit, I got to ask her before
we let you go later, Igotta ask you to when you return home,
right and you walked through the frontdoor. I gotta know, is
(38:22):
she's standing there waiting with a childin her arms, saying, okay,
your turn. Yeah so superbilious.Yeah, well, you know what she's
really saying behind the scenes to herfriends, right Mother's Day. I'm telling
you this is going to come upin an argument. Oh yeah, six
months first argument. Yeah, let'stalk about Mother's Day. Okay, remember
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Mother's Day? Remember that, DrewStacy, you're out next. What's your
story? Oh well, my husbandused to go away to Lake Winnipesaukee with
the guys, and you know,they never used to fool around her anything
but that you know, one particularyear that I know of. No,
they wouldn't do that. But ofcourse I walked by the computer screen,
(39:08):
the screen shaver, and some pictureshave been uploaded of some of the girls
on tubes flashing and apparently they weregetting girls to flash for Oreo cookies.
OK. Well, you know,I say, don't go to the lake.
House. Wait, you can thatwep them off for oreos. That's
(39:30):
it, That's okay, it's NewHampshire, you know, well that's where
I live in New Hampshire. Abunch of double stuffed oreos. You know,
they only do the double stuffed upthere. It is good triple stuff,
quadruple stuff. Of course, there'salways an exception to the rule,
but I think it's more problematic ifyou can't spend time apart, like on
(39:54):
a trip with your girlfriends or duyfriends. Yeah, I'm not going to
be said about that. You know, it should be fine. You should
trust each other. And trust isa big thing. It's true, definitely,
it definitely is not what's going onwith our power When you hear this,
Oh my god, we learned trustat all. We learned when he's
a nag And yeah, people allover this of course, good morning everybody,
(40:15):
but Whinnie. This is my favoriteepisode of all time because you guys
are finally calling her out for whatshe is. She is the biggest nag
ever. Oo you want to explainto the people. Yeah, I was
saying, was that my girlfriend andI are going away on a trip today.
Our flights at like eleven o'clock,and she had the week off for
(40:37):
her birthday, so she went onanother trip with her friends, which was
fine. I don't care about that. I was just a little anxious about
the flying part because her flight homewas very close to us leaving, and
with the rain, she got delayed. So my thing was, I just
wish she had pushed her flight maybea day before, so there was no
room for error. I don't likeI don't leave room for error, so
I expect you not to. Butdifferent house. Can you stand and say
(41:00):
that you have no problem with thefact that she went away. I had
no problem. I went away withwith my friends. I have no problem
with that. It was just thescheduling that got me anxious because I didn't
want to miss our friends. Pluswith all the flight delays that happened,
and it's raining. Part of itis we do a story called Airline.
I see all the bad things.She's living her life as a nurse.
She doesn't realize how long her sevenmonths already. Naggants suggested, I'm going
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to guarantee you one thing, Okay, one of them is not getting on
the plane today because she's going toattack as soon as she runs in Okay,
First of all, that's not eventrue. I wait until the door
is closed.
Now this morning show in Boston,Billie and Lisa in the morning. It's
just a great start to my dayon Kiss one away. Well let's give
my great day then, Lisa.We always do. Bill Yeah, it
is a Thursday edition of the Billyand Lisa Morning Show. And boy,
it's raining a lot out there.Yeah, it's tough going out there,
(00:20):
so take your time, just slowdown. You got to watch out for
the ponding. Yes, just goingto say that. Yeah, there's a
lot of ponding out there. Ifyou're New England, you know what to
expect exactly. It's raining heavy.You stay out of the passing lane,
right justin that's one of your petbeat. It's my biggest thing. Yeah,
it's pouring right now. I'm ninetythree on the expressway. Stay in
(00:42):
the middle lane or even the rightlane. I totally agree. There's nowhere
that you need to be to riskyour life. Oh yeah, because in
the passing lane. A, you'vegot the ponding, but so do the
people in the passing lane on theother side of the highway, which means
they're splashing their pond onto your windship. It's a double whammye. So they
call that and I've got a problembecause it's raining a lot and I only
(01:03):
have one windshield wiper? Oh onthe Porsche? Is that like is that
regulated or is that just like?Okay? I think this happens a lot
to people. Have you ever pulledinto a car wash and you forgot that
you had the wipers on? Thatfirst mode, the missed mode? I
think they Well, sometimes it turnson by itself and all the brushes are
(01:26):
going over the windshield and it ripsone of the blades out. That's what
happened two months ago, and arestill driving around what's one? What's a
wiper cost on that car? Fivegrand? I had to do it once
before. I don't remember the price. You know, you can just go
to Walmart and get some wipers reallycarrying like auto zone. Yeah, I
didn't think that the windshield was thatcomplicated. It's been around since the nineteen
(01:49):
because you got what are the carstores called autozon zone? Yeah, so
what am I going to go inthere? And then they have to cross
reference like, well, we havea Kia wiper or maybe that'll work.
Oh my god. Really goes tothe dealership. Back in my younger year,
Back in my younger years when youknow, I was not living the
best way. I remember I gotinto a guy's car, and you know,
obviously he wasn't living the right wayeither, and it started pouring out
(02:14):
and his windshield wipers were broken,and instead of buying a new wiper,
he had a fishing line tied tothe wiper and then he had it in
his car. He was doing itmanually. We're gonna die. That's hilarious.
But here's the dilemma, right,like this morning, I had to
snap them on twice quickly. Right, But the problem is the one without
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the blade can scratch the windshield.Yeah, so then I need a windshield
too. Now this has been goingon for two months. This glass costs
different for a Porsche. I feellike glass can be universe, think anything
involved. They just hike up theprice. Yeah, here you go,
pal, here's your bill. It'sprobably five hundred dollars to get a rubber
(02:59):
wiper blade. You know, itwould be ironically, so if he leaves
here today and he's driving, youknow, down ninety three and then the
winch of wipers don't work and somebodyon the other side speeds in the passing
lane soaks bell. He can't seewipes out. Yeah, but no,
here's the secret. When you're whenyou have a malfunctioning wiper blade, it's
(03:21):
good to go faster because the windwill clear the water off the windshield.
I don't think that's true. Idon't think that's fair. That's true.
That's billy logical. Yeah really,yeah, listeners, do not listen to
that. That's not good advice.Well, you know when you're in the
car wash, right, when youget to the dryers, which by the
way, are so strong, theyblow the water off the windshield. Right,
(03:42):
So it's the same effect when you'reon the highway, so you constantly
have to be driving on a highway. Yeah, that's like billy that's billy
logic. Yeah, my god.Anyway, Celtics of Advance. They had
a big win last night. Howabout that Al Horford. He's going to
be thirty eight years old in twoweeks. Good for him. All Right,
we need to get on a championship. Yeah. Did you see when
(04:04):
the ball was going out of boundsand he jumped out, grabbed it and
whipped it off the calves there?That was so great. Great, that's
like an old playground play playground basketball, right, you get physical. But
that was a great play. Hewas amazing last night. Started a little
cold, but then he drained.I think they ended up with six threes,
twenty two points, fifteen rebounds,thirty eight years old. In a
(04:27):
couple of weeks, we're gonna hearfrom him coming up in the Entertainment Report.
So young in the NBA not somuch, I know, but just
like for anybody else in the NBA, Yeah, your life's just starting,
and his career is sort of windingdown. I know they have like three
whole lives after they're done playing.Yeah, and of course the Bruins are
(04:49):
still in it, but barely.And I think it's cool that Riley,
our producer who works in some capacity, she's never told us she didn't ruin.
It's a secret she keeps from us, right, It's like she's ashamed
of us. She's very vague anytimeyou ask about that. Hey, so
what are you doing over there?It's because that's a cool job. And
then she has this job, whichis yeah, exactly, you think she's
(05:12):
embarrassed by over there When she talkedto the Bruins Pip a little bit,
Yeah, yeah, we're just she'sjust passing time here. She can't wait
to leave, so she's sporting herStanley Cup champion T shirt. Well you
know they have a chance, they'restill in it. Yeah, Yeah,
(05:33):
positive vibes from Riley. I'm gettingpositive. But here's the big question of
the morning. We have a sportsguy for this show. We haven't spoken
to him for about four months,it's been closer to it to a year.
(05:53):
Did we break up with him himor is he avoiding us because we
haven't seen or heard anything about Isthat Alan? No? Adam Adam Adam
from w b Z and I don'teven want to talk because I didn't we
were thinking about having him on,Yeah, obviously because we like we love
(06:14):
Adam huh, But I haven't checkedbecause we've ghosted him, so I don't
even know if he's I don't evenknow if his number works where we are
like the bad we ghosted. Wedidn't break up with him, we just
never called him back. Yeah.I think this is the angle we take
with Adam kaffin this morning. AllRight, we accuse him of ghosting us,
so we want to turn We're goingto gather him. Yeah, like,
(06:36):
wow, you're too cool for us. Now we've see now you get
a little shine from us stuff.Yeah, we'll make up story on the
sports tub. I heard I heardyou on the sports tub. Yeah,
and we're hearing things, okay,Adam. You know he'll do his usual
like flirting with Lisa. Adam,we heard you got fired because we haven't
(06:57):
talked to you in a long time. You're no longer any right, yeah,
right, yeah, So we'll tryto get him this morning. So
much going on, we'll try Yeah. I mean I don't know. I
don't know what he's doing. Imean, I don't even know if his
number works. So we'll try toget him on, like in the seven
o'clock Do you think his wife turnedhis phone off? I mean, I
hope he definitely's whipped. They're trouble. Well. The best is well,
you know, he works from home, so we'd call his house and his
(07:19):
wife would pick up, like sleeping. Ah, this is our sports guy.
His wife would have to wake himup to come on the air.
By the way, one more thing. Have you seen the Patriots launch of
their schedule? I loved it.It is unbelievably creative. It is really
(07:40):
creative, really good. We've gotsome of that coming up as well in
the Entertainment Report in a couple ofminutes. Yeah, it's good. It's
a good day. Happy Thursday.Billy, you have a Porsche? What
is going on? You only haveone wiper blade on? It's a Porsche?
How dare you? Shame on you? We we're back with a Billy
(08:03):
and Lisa in the morning on KissOne wait and welcome back everybody, and
a happy Thursday. It is awet Thursday. We're talking about the weather
today. We're talking about the Celticswin last night, the Bruins game tomorrow
night. A lot to talk aboutthe Patriots schedule is I. We'll have
some of that coming up in acouple of minutes. What's the Mafia talking
about? Justin Yeah, the talkbackmic is always open. It's a big
(08:26):
part of the Billy and Lisa's show. You can be a part of the
show and get your voice heard onthe radio. Essentially you're a co host
and you do it on the iHeartRadioapp, free to download. You start
to kiss, when to wait,you tap the red microphone and you chat
about anything, even Billy's wind show. Whipe Ber Billy are both broken or
just one? It's just a passengerside there's no blade, right. Okay,
wait wait wait wait wait, Billy, for two months you've only had
(08:52):
one wiper blade. But yet youare the guy that is like fixing in
your boat engine roll cleaning a andlike he has every pillow in perfect placement.
I'm in shock right now. Canyou please go get a wiper blade
because it's the safety thing when itrains. Please, because we all love
(09:13):
hearing you, Yeah we do.Yeah, be careful. I figured out
that AutoZone has Porsche wiper blades indifferent sizes. Yeah. Four o'clock this
morning, I was actually sticking myhead out the window so I can see
where he's going, like ast Ventura. It was raining really hard. Yeah,
dude, you gotta get that fixed. Hey, Billy, good news.
(09:35):
I have both of my wipers workingon my super rooms. You're jealous,
Ancha. Now the entertainment update witha Billy constad. Okay. Celtics
are moving on to the next round. They knocked off the Cavaliers with a
one thirteen ninety eight win last night. Al Horford unbelievable night. He was
on fire twenty two points, fifteenrebounds, five assists, also had a
(09:58):
bunch of threes Horford's says, totalteam effort. The guys just did a
great job. JT. JB.Drew time after time finding me and and
just having confidence in me. Yeah. And you got to know coach of
Missoula is praising Horford out leads instrumentally. Not much of a talker tonight.
You saw you know his gift.His gift is just passion, inspiration,
(10:22):
toughness, competitive nature. Yeah.Horford. By the way, he turns
thirty eight years old in just acouple of weeks older than Missoula. I
love that. I know, Ithink two years old. Yeah. And
Celts will get the winner of theKnicks Pacers series tonight. The Knicks are
up three games two in that series. They get a game tomorrow night,
(10:43):
Game six. Who do you wantto see? I want to see the
Knicks. Why not bring on theKnicks. Let's go. Yeah, everyone
wants a Boston New York totally forsure. Bruins and Panthers have a Game
six tomorrow night. Bruins lose,they go home and that'll be sad,
but we will have tickets for themfor the game. That's right, tomorrow
morning. Tickets for Game six.Bruins Panthers The Patriots schedule popped yesterday and
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they unveiled it in a very coolway. It's a parody of the Goodwill
Hunting movie Julian Edelman in the MattDamon role, and it starts with Patch
coach Gerard Mayo right here on thecampus of one of the NFL's most storied
teams. Iver got listen up.Hey, this there, I'm on the
board right here. Will help uspredict our schedule. We've been working on
(11:30):
it the last two years. Hopefullyone of you guys in here can prove
it right. The most gifted mindto ever enter the stadium is the person
who cleans its floors. Meet Jewleshunting. The art of subsciety lies in
the ability to translate observations into actionableintelligence that could be used as a competitive
(11:50):
advantage on a game day. Areyou going to keep playgarizing football scouting methods
or do you have any original thoughtsof your own? My boy wakes,
Hey, you like apples? Howdo you like them? Apples? I
love apples. I love it.So the Pat's going to open the season
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September eighth and Cincinnati with Joe Burrowand the Bengals. A lot of one
o'clock games because they says a lotthey've been knocked out a prime time that's
good for us. I remember whenI was working there, we had one
time we had five primetime games andI was working here too, so I
was working at like two in themorning then coming here at like five a
(12:37):
m. And that happened five timesbecause they were so good. And now
look at them. Yeah. Sodo we know what games Brady will be
calling? I think maybe the SanFrancisco game four o'clock. Maybe that one
they're gonna have to give it.We'll have some fun with it. Yeah.
I think it's the NFL's Mac Jonesrule. You lose so many games,
you get they got to earn theirway back in. Yeah, that's
exactly right. Least, they dohave a Thursday night game against the Yet
(13:00):
September nineteenth, and they've got thatgame in London October twentieth against the Jaguars.
And yesterday check this out. Yesterdaywe talked about Tom Brady's statement about
the roast and how it affected hiskids. Well, roastmaster NICKI Glazer on
the Today Show yesterday. Check thisout. It's impossible to me that he
(13:20):
didn't consider what could have happened,because there's roast footage out there that you
can watch, and they're going togo this hard. But there's a part
of me that thinks that Tom Brady, especially given his career and how much
people love him, no one's eversaid a bad thing to him in the
past thirty years, anyone's capable ofgoing there. True. I totally agree
with her. Yeah, she's notwalking it back. She shouldn't know.
(13:41):
He knew what he was getting into, but this is him letting people do
the dirty right. He already healready said that he's been friends with Jeff
Ross and was a huge fan ofhis works, unless he was lying.
And Travis Kelcey talking to his brotherJason yesterday about joining Taylor Swift in Paris.
Travis, she went to Paris,Yes, what do the falls?
(14:03):
It was fun. I had ablasted Tayte show her new rendition of the
eras tour. I suggest everybody gosee it. It has her new tortured
post apartment, the handful of thosesongs in the new show, which means
there's a new segment of new lightsand new like dancing and new everything to
the show. So I suggest everybodyget out there and see it is absolutely
unbelievable. You know what's so funnyis all the comics book. I'm trying,
(14:26):
Travis, I'm trying to go seeher. Like you don't. She's
not that easy. You don't needto sell that, Okay. All of
a sudden, he's the hype guyfrom Taylor Sweat. It's like you never
would have pictured that. She's sellingout ninety thousand seats four nights in a
row. Yeah, in Paris fellLike, yeah, yeah, he's talking
(14:46):
about the new sets and wild fits. Travis Kelsey. Her new outfits are
fire. They are Yeah, SoLisa, there are reports now, okay
that Ben and j Lo are divorcing. What that was going on? Yeah,
Like I hate these stories because theycould be totally true or totally not
true, but they they're saying thatBen and Jlo have not been together for
(15:11):
seven weeks. They were seen havinglunch in New York back in March.
She spent last weekend Mother's Day inParis with a girlfriend and one of her
kids. So I don't know.But Ben's working on a movie, he's
doing The Accountant, and j Lo'sgetting ready for her tour. Yeah,
so maybe that's why they've been,you know, separated, because they're both
(15:31):
working. But you have a lotof money to apply for even a day
right to see somebody. True,if you wanted to use would Jaylo just
always looks so miserable. Oh yeah, rest face. Yeah absolutely, I
think she invented it. Oh yeah. I mean even the other day I
saw her in Paris and she wentto sign someone's poster or whatever it was,
(15:52):
and she was just like, tookthe pen, said nothing sign and
want God doesn't even say thank you. You were with Jyle I was a
year year ago, literally a yearago for the Mother Press junket. Yeah,
she's on business, she's very professional, she's very beautiful. Did not
allow me to talk about Boston.See, I don't even think it's about
(16:14):
Ben and j Loo. I thinkit's about Jlo's failed projects and she just
she definitely took a hit. Imean this this tour and the fact that
she had to cancel dates and thatthe movie she came out with didn't do
well. The documentary, nobody cared, No one cared about anything feeling done,
no one. I just don't believethe line it's in that report.
I think that says, you know, Ben is she wants to be in
(16:37):
the spotlight. Ben doesn't. Hedoesn't like that. He knows what he
signed up for. He was withher before, he knows. I don't
think that's true. So the AmericanIdol season finale is happening May nineteenth.
The New Kids are going to performin the finale, so is Hoody and
the Bowfish John bon Jovi. RyanSeacrest says, there's going to be a
(16:59):
big cellar for Katie Perry. She'sgoing to perform. We're going to celebrate
her all night and then afterwards,I eat fish and vegetables. So she's
taking us for scake. It's beena fantastic seven years ago. So sad
as here ago, she's leaving theshow. That's Billy's Mount Rushmore right there
though, Hoodie New Kids job andRyan Seacrest, Yeah, so did the
(17:19):
New Kids do? Katie Perry NewKids are on Elvis Duran this morning.
Oh that's right, your old friendGandhi. Are they in studio? Yeah?
I believe so so. Robert deNiro dropped so many F bombs on
the View this week he had tobe censored. Last night, both he
and Chelsea Handler went on Fallon andthings got pretty hot. I'm happy that
(17:45):
you came on the show tonight,you and Robert de Niro. I am
very sexually attracted to Robert de Nio. I'm not going to pretend that I'm
not. I have. I couldn'teven go near him backstage because his girlfriend's
back there, and I don't wanther to think that I'm making a move.
But I want to make a move, you know. I just I
have a pension for elderly men.Yeah, I do. I always date
(18:07):
older. I mean at some pointI'll have to stop, you know,
because it's gonna get too old.But I feel sexually attracted to Robert Jenior.
I always have and I would liketo be penetrated by him. Oh
I told you things got hot.He definitely has a way about him.
Yeah, I mean he's got swagger. Yeah, he definitely does a few
(18:30):
weeks ago, we had the actressAngie Harmon as one of our weird stories.
The Instacart delivery guy shot and killedher dog. Well, she talked
about it on Good Morning America yesterday. I heard him screaming. I just
heard her say, did you justshoot my dog? And I was like,
what he doesn't compute? She juststarted screaming. Played law enforcement for
(18:55):
thirty years. It's different, it'sjust so different. Yeah, she's following
lawsuit now against instacart. First ofall, I think instacart is beyond responsible
for all of this, Like thisdidn't have to happen, and you know
the damages that it has done toour family. What a horrible it's a
(19:15):
horrible story. And I kind ofagree with her. Yeah, like,
what's going on there, right?Someone needs to answer for it, and
it's not unfortunately, probably going tobe the driver. No, Well,
the instacart guy is claiming he hadno choice. The dog attacked him.
He's the one they called nine toone one that night. But there's no
evidence that the dog attacked him.Right, But they're not going to They
(19:37):
already said they are our pressing charges. Right. Yeah, And finally,
this is good news for Justin.The Happy Gilmore sequel will happen. So
happy about this. One of myfavorite movies of all time. And now
my son young Abel one of hisfavorite movies too, so he'll be excited.
So he's gonna have to watch theoriginal. Has he watched it yet?
Okay? Yeah, yeah, heloves it a little bit of bad
language, but you know, letus slide. Keep in mind the original
(19:59):
made forty million back in nineteen ninetysix, and you think about like the
difference in pricing for tickets. Yeah, I mean it would have probably made
three four times that. Yeah.Oh absolutely all right? You done well?
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missing a life blade my dash boindwhat up like Christmas? Tree?
And I still go to and somewherefrom the planet Fitness Kiss one o eight
Studios. We're back with Billy andLisa in the morning, and we have
(21:10):
a pair of tickets to Kiss concertCaller twenty five six one eight And when
you call, if you get throughas caller twenty five, you will need
the keyword, and the keyword isCeltics. Yeah, Celtics, the Celtics,
because there's no other reason why.The Celtics and the balls. Yeah.
(21:30):
A lot of sports going on inthis city. Let's get our sports
guy, Adam Kaufman. Let's goAdam Kaufman from WBC News Radio ten thirty.
Hey, Lisa, what's going on? Hey Kaufman, quick question before
we get to sports. Okay,oh sure, are you ghosting us or
are we ghosting you? Because it'sbeen a while, you guys, You
(21:52):
guys are definitely ghosting me. It'sbeen it has been a while. I
just assume that you'd moved on toa younger, prettier version. Now we're
going old this time. Al Horfordis so good turning thirty eight years old.
He stole the show last night.So Celtics win last night. Do
we want the Knicks or the Pacersnext? So the Knicks, to me,
(22:17):
is the answer. But if Icould put a twist on it,
what I would like in an idealworld just to get the Celtics and Christaps
porzingis a little bit more time off, a little bit more rest. I'd
like to see the Pacers, youknow, win their next game, force
the game seven, and then havethe Knicks win in game seven, and
we get that Boston New York matchupfor multiple reasons. One obviously just the
(22:41):
buzz of the rivalry between these twopassionate sports cities. That's just always more
fun to talk about with a tripto the NBA Finals on the line,
but purely the matchup too. TheKnicks are not to say, you're root
for the easy path and all ofthat, but the Knicks are so hurt,
so banged up, so thin interms of their rotation, that I
(23:03):
just think it's more advantageous for Bostonto try and go through New York than
Indiana. But all that being said, this is a matchup that regardless the
Celtics are the better, deeper,more talented team and should win. All
right. Meantime, the Bruins biggame tomorrow night, they lose, tomorrow
night, they go home. Ismarsh I'm going to play? Do we
know? Haven't heard yet. Andyou know, obviously if he does,
(23:26):
and he's a warrior, you know, if anyone can do it, he
can do it. But even ifhe's out there, he's not going to
be the full Brad marsh and experiencethat we tend to expect and root for.
But look, I figured they'd bedone and have their exit interviews by
now. I'm a little bit surprisedthat they forced this game six in the
(23:48):
first place. By the way,they haven't talked much about the marsh On
indoor injury, and that's the standardaudiately, and that's just that's the NHL
way. You know, when youget to the playoffs, upper body,
lower body, and that's it.You know, it could be a it
could be an obvious concussion head injury, you know, which it very well
(24:10):
may be in this case, sinceyou know Sam Bennett punched him in the
side of the head. But teamsare never going to give you more than
upper body lower body because they don'twant to give the other team an advantage
of knowing what it is, sothey can, you know, attempt to
exploit it. And finally the Patriotsschedule was out. Have you seen the
way they released the schedule with thegood will hunting thing? It was great,
It was awesome. It took thethe ousting of Bill Belichick for them
(24:32):
to be willing to actually get creativein their schedule. Really, teams around
the NFL have been had been doingthis for multiple years at this point.
This is the first time the Patriotsactually decided to have fun with it,
and it was it was great,you know, bringing back Gronkowski he was
great. Edelman obviously, and Imean even Ernie Adams come on, oh
yeah, but Edelman and the MattDamon Roll's sweeping the floor. We kind
(24:56):
of feel like we were going toget a Tom Brady appearance in there,
and you know, it didn't happen. Obviously. I guess he's too I
don't know, roasted out or whateverit may be. How good was that?
I loved it, But in termsof the schedule, it's not a
very good look for the Patriots.Just like all one o'clock games, they
got knocked out of prime time andyou know why, your guy, Mac
(25:18):
Jones got them knocked out? Yourguy. Yeah. Yeah, Look the
fat heads still on my kids walls. Here's here's the good thing. At
least the day after they had draftedDrake May and we assumed, which is
the case, that that he's youknow, going to wear the number ten.
My kids have Mac Jones jerseys,which of course were ten, so
they just they taped over the theJones and put May and boom new jersey.
(25:42):
So it's all good. God,did you actually tell you they were
ahead of the game? Did youtell your kids that mac Jones was good?
I believe in letting them form theirown opinions, and you know,
we all knew by the end thathe was crash. It's unfortunate. What
you're saying is your kids have justas bad as tastes as their dad.
(26:04):
Yeah. Okay, you've been listeningto our sports guy who's been ghosting us
and we don't know why. Butno, what did we do to him?
Yeah? You know what it is. He probably went to like EEI
or the sports hover or something totalk. I don't think. So it
was good to hear his sports Iknow I missed that guy. Yeah,
Katie, Katie, you're calling twentyfive way way do you have a keyword
(26:30):
for US Celtics Celtics keyword? Sohold on, do not hang up.
Producer Riley is going to get yourinformation. Boom. Yeah. So is
a time of part in a relationshipgood or bad? You know, girls
trips, guys trips, girls,weekends, all that stuff. Is that
a good thing or a bad thing? Let's discuss next kiss kiss, Okay,
(26:52):
we've got a great topic right now. Topic times coming up in a
few minutes. So we got totalking about well, j Lo and Banner
supposedly on the outs and jay Loowent to Paris without him, right,
Well, she went with a girlfriend. I mean she brought her daughter for
part of the trip. But itwas kind of like a girl's getaway kind
of thing, which we've been on. I do it with my friends in
the fall. I really look forwardto it. I used to feel guilty
(27:12):
about leaving the kids, but nowI love it. But then we started
talking about is this good for arelationship? Is it not good? Does
it go bad sometimes like the guy'sgolf trips, like what really goes on
or whatever? But then Winnie hada situation recently too well that it's ongoing.
Okay, No, I'm going awaytoday with my girlfriend first our first
(27:34):
trip as a couple, and we'regoing to Vegas to see Adele. So
we have had these plans for likea long time, and her birthday was
to speak, So she took thewhole week off. Obviously, I to
work, So she went on agirl's trip with one of her friends to
go to the Joe Rogan. Shewanted to get Yeah, which you're saying,
I had no problem with it.My only issue I'm a nervous like
(27:56):
traveler, god like, I justneed to get there early. I don't
want to it's a flight whatever.She cut it very close coming back to
get on our flight that like shelanded like three hours ago. Okay,
But the point is she went ona birthday trip with someone else. And
what we found out through that storyis that Winnie, who knew, is
(28:18):
a stage five clinger and the Yeah, that's that's shocking news that you're a
nag, but it is what itis. You're in the honeymoon phase of
this relationship. How are you alreadyfighting? I'm not fighting. Just thought
(28:41):
she could have came home like aday earlier. Okay, you have to
be careful. She's home and youdidn't want her to cancel out today,
I know. So anyway, Yeah, that's the question. Is it a
go to a bad thing to goaway without your significant other or your or
has it gone bad for you?Yes, we want to hear the bad,
the nightmare stories about what happened whenyour spouse went away. I mean,
(29:04):
I live on under the kind ofthe belief that time apart is a
good thing makes the heart grow fonder, as they say, you know,
as long as you're a responsible person, you're not a cheat, or you're
not a dishonest person, you know, but I understand things happen. It
hit me a few minutes ago offthe air that for years I would go
on what we call the guys getaway. In fact, my childhood buddy
(29:25):
duchies in the studio right now andhe would be on these trips and it
would be like four or five boats, always Father's Day weekend, and we'd
go to a different destination every year. It was like a long standing tradition.
Tell me that your friend Dukie wouldleave early, just like completely.
But he's not a big traveler.So did anything happen on these with any
(29:45):
any of the guys but everything off? Oh no, of course not.
There were people cheating on their wivesand knew she was on their ways.
I I think there is a littlehanky panky. Little hanky panky. That's
why Dukey left early. He didn'twant to be accomplished to the king.
(30:10):
See now I have to tell theDukey's story. Duke's in studio, okay.
So he would come Friday afternoon.That's when all the guys would gather
on the dark before we shoved offright, and like I said, four
or five boats Dookie would show up. Would actually wait for his arrival because
they start walking down the docks.And when I tell you, he would
(30:30):
have a suitcase, a duffel bagand a backpack okay, and then like
clothes and garment bags. And weknew he was leaving at seven a m.
Saturday, where everybody knew where washe going. Deal was with Billy.
He changes by the hour, andso you got to keep it.
(30:52):
But you knew you weren't going tostay with us all weekend. You were
leaving the next morning to say,okay, In my childhood, buddy from
like first grade, and he dropsby every so often. He goes to
our childhood place, Royal Pastry andCambridge and brings us pizza. Anyway,
is it a good or bad thing? I don't know. I guess,
like Compton said, it depends onyourself. I just want to put out
(31:12):
I'm not a nag. I'm notan I'm not a nag. But you
can call us and let us know. If you think I'm a nag,
you definitely are. No, I'mgoing so young. Anyway, Topic Time
is here. Give us a callsix one seven nine or reach out with
(31:33):
the talkback right justin. Yeah,it's on the iHeartRadio app. You can
download download it for free when yousearch us kiss one O eight, tap
the red microphone. It's topic time, and it's next. What is the
topic today? We're going to betalking. Billy and Lisa present, Topic
Time. Talk amongst yourselves, TopicTime, Yes, Topic Time. I
think we've got a good one.Is it a good or bad thing to
(31:56):
travel? Go on a trip withoutyour significant other? Husband? Girls,
get away, guys, get away. And we've all done it. Lisa,
you went to Paris with the girls? You do whatever year we do?
Yeah, I enjoyed. I saidbefore, I used to feel guilty
about leaving the kids when they wereyounger, but now I'm like, oh
my god, when is the tripright? Oh yeah, like see you?
Yeah? All right? Where dowe want to start songs for talkback
(32:20):
phones? Caroline? What do youthink? Oh? So it's crazy,
like I resignate with this. Firstof all, good morning, sorry,
oh good morning. So I literallyjust came back from a girls trip,
like yesterday. It was the mostplatonic girl trip that we planned for months.
(32:43):
And when I came back, mysignificant other noticed bruises on my legs
that I didn't even know. Andwhen he pointed it out to me,
I was like, oh my god, I didn't even see them. So
when he said it, I waslike, You're never You're never gonna believe
it. We were at this hotel, at this resort, and then once
(33:07):
our like pool closed, we hoppeda fence, oh boy, to get
to the next pool, to getto the next hot tub. And he
didn't he didn't believe me, andI'm like, no, that literally happened.
He's like, you don't have tolie, like, just tell me
the real story, and like thatis the real story. Like we got
caught by security and everything, LikeI thought we were gonna get kicked out,
(33:29):
But what did you say? Youdid had very physical sex, And
that's what I was thinking. Andthen that's why I said. And he's
like, did you get into afight? Did you get beat up?
Like that's how bad the bruises wereon my leg. I'm like, no,
we we hopped. We hopped fences, and not only did we hop
a fence, we hopped multiple fences. Almost every single night. We kept
(33:52):
hopping fences and we kept getting caughtby the same security guard. Right.
It got to a point where welike walked eyes at the last night,
just walked out and he shrugged shouldersand then walked away. I'm old she
needed the age. You your skingets dinner, your bruise easily. I
(34:16):
can remember the last time several fences. Kim's up next, Kim, tell
us your story. Hi, goodmorning morning. Yeah. I've been married
thirty one years and so the lastthirty something is all my high school girlfriends
and I have gone away every Mother'sDay weekend and it's been the best time.
(34:39):
And my husband goes away two timesa year with his friends. So
I have to say go away girls. All right, that's there's a boat
to do it. Yep. Butthey brought up a good point a couple
of minutes ago that there's also theperson that stays home. What's going on
there? No, well, theone person is away. Well usually if
(34:59):
you have care, they're going tobe taking care of the kid. Good
one. Okay, I used todo more of that stuff before kids.
It's it's harder now, but again, I'm going to stick with you know,
absence makes the heart grow fonder.My wife went away for one night
last weekend. It was a mother'smother's dig it. By the next day
afternoon, you know, on noonstarted to miss her. You know,
so it's only one day, soa whole trip. I don't know.
(35:21):
I think it's a good kid.It become such a softy. It's fascinating
my wife, Like, you're sosensitive. You want you want to be
your jail bird. Well you wantthe truth? Yeah, well the kids
would drive me. Oh my god. I want to say that time apart
and time together are equally as importantin a relationship, because if you can't
(35:44):
be by yourself and enjoy it,you won't be able to enjoy being with
your partner, because you can't behappy if you don't love yourself. So
it is really important to have bothtime apart and time together in a relationship.
I understand that. But there area lot of stories of hanky panky
(36:05):
and hop in the fence. ButI love that story that they kind of
like went a little crazy. Ineed that sometimes. Yeah, just kind
of let yourself go, you know. I just don't want to put it
to rest, get locked up forreal. I'm just going to practice the
thing that like, I have nofriends that needed does my husband, but
my sisters in Florida. She hada baby last year and my oldest sister
(36:30):
and I were playing a trip onFlorida. Mind you, I had a
whole trip to Disney planned with myhusband and my son in October and this
was like this time last year,and he got all bent out of shape
told me I'm not going to go. And I looked at him and I
said, there's one thing in thislifetime you'll never do, and let's tell
me what I'm gonna do with mine. And I've gone three times now,
Okay for her, did she startby saying neither she nor the husband.
(36:55):
Yeah, Yeah, let's go toow next to Grew. What's your group?
Uhrew, what's your story? Iam away. I heard this top
of time. I figured it wasfitting. I'm away every weekend in May.
First weekend was a bachelorship to PuertoRico. Last week I was at
St. St. Anthony's, Idahoat the sand dunes. This week I'm
(37:22):
away from work. Uh that Ihave another wedding. So I'm away every
weekend, and I have a pregnantwife at home watching a kid. I
was out for Mother's Day weekend,so I got a I got a lucky,
lucky life here, a good wifeand able to do this. Drew.
Any stories from your little trips youwant to share with us. None
(37:42):
from the bachelor party, But wewere out sand duning and one of the
people in our trip kind of rolledtheir a TV. Turned out to be
a seventy year old lady. Kindof remind me from the line from Napoleon
Dynamite where where grandma was out atthe dunes. Yeah, that's my my
one story. Yeah, four weekssince she's pregnant. Is she okay with
(38:02):
it? Drew? She's fine withit. Yeah, we didn't really realize
that it was Mother's Day weekend whenI booked a while ago. That didn't
go over grade, but getting throughit, I got to ask her before
we let you go later, Igotta ask you to when you return home,
right and you walked through the frontdoor. I gotta know, is
(38:22):
she's standing there waiting with a childin her arms, saying, okay,
your turn. Yeah so superbilious.Yeah, well, you know what she's
really saying behind the scenes to herfriends, right Mother's Day. I'm telling
you this is going to come upin an argument. Oh yeah, six
months first argument. Yeah, let'stalk about Mother's Day. Okay, remember
(38:45):
Mother's Day? Remember that, DrewStacy, you're out next. What's your
story? Oh well, my husbandused to go away to Lake Winnipesaukee with
the guys, and you know,they never used to fool around her anything
but that you know, one particularyear that I know of. No,
they wouldn't do that. But ofcourse I walked by the computer screen,
(39:08):
the screen shaver, and some pictureshave been uploaded of some of the girls
on tubes flashing and apparently they weregetting girls to flash for Oreo cookies.
OK. Well, you know,I say, don't go to the lake.
House. Wait, you can thatwep them off for oreos. That's
(39:30):
it, That's okay, it's NewHampshire, you know, well that's where
I live in New Hampshire. Abunch of double stuffed oreos. You know,
they only do the double stuffed upthere. It is good triple stuff,
quadruple stuff. Of course, there'salways an exception to the rule,
but I think it's more problematic ifyou can't spend time apart, like on
(39:54):
a trip with your girlfriends or duyfriends. Yeah, I'm not going to
be said about that. You know, it should be fine. You should
trust each other. And trust isa big thing. It's true, definitely,
it definitely is not what's going onwith our power When you hear this,
Oh my god, we learned trustat all. We learned when he's
a nag And yeah, people allover this of course, good morning everybody,
(40:15):
but Whinnie. This is my favoriteepisode of all time because you guys
are finally calling her out for whatshe is. She is the biggest nag
ever. Oo you want to explainto the people. Yeah, I was
saying, was that my girlfriend andI are going away on a trip today.
Our flights at like eleven o'clock,and she had the week off for
(40:37):
her birthday, so she went onanother trip with her friends, which was
fine. I don't care about that. I was just a little anxious about
the flying part because her flight homewas very close to us leaving, and
with the rain, she got delayed. So my thing was, I just
wish she had pushed her flight maybea day before, so there was no
room for error. I don't likeI don't leave room for error, so
I expect you not to. Butdifferent house. Can you stand and say
(41:00):
that you have no problem with thefact that she went away. I had
no problem. I went away withwith my friends. I have no problem
with that. It was just thescheduling that got me anxious because I didn't
want to miss our friends. Pluswith all the flight delays that happened,
and it's raining. Part of itis we do a story called Airline.
I see all the bad things.She's living her life as a nurse.
She doesn't realize how long her sevenmonths already. Naggants suggested, I'm going
(41:27):
to guarantee you one thing, Okay, one of them is not getting on
the plane today because she's going toattack as soon as she runs in Okay,
First of all, that's not eventrue. I wait until the door
is closed.
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