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(00:01):
Good morning from one hundred point threew and I C. Good Morning Detroit,
Good morning on the iHeartRadio app Goodmorning wherever you're listening to us,
we thank you for it. It'stime for crazy lines. We do this
every Thursday. We go around theroom and tell you something about ourselves that
make us a little crazy or notright in the head. Doesn't necessarily drive
us crazy, just perhaps puts usin a position where we need help mentally.
(00:25):
We'll go around the room. I'llstart I'm starting to do a real
weird old guy thing now. Oh, approaching fifty. Here's my old guy
thing. I lately have been puttingwires in small sandwich bags. Okay,
I'm starting to put everything in smallsandwich bags. Oh my gosh. This
(00:48):
is not the full sized sandwich bag. This is the snack sandwich bag.
Yeah, I know, and I'mstarting to These are everywhere now filled with
things that anywhere from flash drives towires to pens. What happens do you
become older? You put things inbaggies and small baggies. You know what.
It does kind of make you anold guy for doing that, But
(01:11):
I appreciate that because it's probably somuch easier for you to find everything as
long as they all have a placeright. You can't just have your baggies
everywhere, baggies everywhere around the house, which that's pretty great for many points
at home, Alison, you're up. So I had the opportunity to have
flowers yesterday, And actually I hadthe opportunity to have several dozens of flowers.
(01:36):
They were left over from Mother's Day, and my friend who has a
flower shop sent me a message andshe was like, hey, I put
all these flowers out if you wantto come grab some bundles. And I
love flowers. I used to alwayskeep fresh flowers in the house when I
had expendable cash. But and Imean, I true, I have tons
(01:57):
of vases. I mean, Ilove fresh flowers in the house. But
because as far as I'm concerned,my house is trashed right now. I
have not caught up on things thatmatter to me since we've been traveling,
and it's just pretty messy. Sobecause my house isn't clean to the way
I think it should be, Ididn't think that flowers should go there.
(02:23):
So I turned down like really niceflowers. I could have grabbed like three
dozen flowers, three dozen roses,and I was just like, no,
I have to. I can't putflowers in this house until it's completely clean.
You feel as if though your homeis the flowers aren't wor no,
your home's not the flowers. Myhouse isn't worth flowers. Yeah, but
(02:46):
it can also feel like it's justone more extra layer of junk that I
have. Yeah, exactly. Butby the way, I do want to
say this. I think Allison's versionof her house being trashed is what most
people is, like really nice cleanhouses. She tells me that she spends
like two hours a day vacuuming,like I do not do that at my
(03:09):
house. I love those I loveit. You know, it keeps it
keeps things orderly, Yeah, becausethere's always somebody else that just gets just
gets the great effect of it.It keeps things orderly and in sandwich bags,
Thank you, Chelsea. Okay,So in my bathroom, I have
been using this hand soap that isit needs to just be thrown out.
(03:30):
There's nothing left in it, butI keep trying to selvage it and adding
like a little bit of water becausethe only reason why and I don't typically
do this, but my laziness hasis at an all time high right now.
I have a linen closet right outsideof my bathroom that has fully stocked
soaps. The only thing that's holdingme back from getting one of those is
(03:53):
I don't feel like pulling the plasticoff of the fresh soap to then have
a full soap dispenser. It's stopso the the the act of taking the
plastic off the new soap is preventingyou from having it. Yeah, so
you're going without soap altogether. Well, no, I've got water down soap.
(04:17):
Yeah you're weird. Yeah, I'mreally I'm really thinking on that.
But you know what, I thinkyou've done a version. I think we've
all done a version of It's rightbehind me. Why don't I just grab
it? You want? You wantto put all the excess soap in one
of my uh, one of mysandwich bags. Sure,
Good morning from one hundred point threew and I C. Good Morning Detroit,
Good morning on the iHeartRadio app Goodmorning wherever you're listening to us,
we thank you for it. It'stime for crazy lines. We do this
every Thursday. We go around theroom and tell you something about ourselves that
make us a little crazy or notright in the head. Doesn't necessarily drive
us crazy, just perhaps puts usin a position where we need help mentally.
(00:25):
We'll go around the room. I'llstart I'm starting to do a real
weird old guy thing now. Oh, approaching fifty. Here's my old guy
thing. I lately have been puttingwires in small sandwich bags. Okay,
I'm starting to put everything in smallsandwich bags. Oh my gosh. This
(00:48):
is not the full sized sandwich bag. This is the snack sandwich bag.
Yeah, I know, and I'mstarting to These are everywhere now filled with
things that anywhere from flash drives towires to pens. What happens do you
become older? You put things inbaggies and small baggies. You know what.
It does kind of make you anold guy for doing that, But
(01:11):
I appreciate that because it's probably somuch easier for you to find everything as
long as they all have a placeright. You can't just have your baggies
everywhere, baggies everywhere around the house, which that's pretty great for many points
at home, Alison, you're up. So I had the opportunity to have
flowers yesterday, And actually I hadthe opportunity to have several dozens of flowers.
(01:36):
They were left over from Mother's Day, and my friend who has a
flower shop sent me a message andshe was like, hey, I put
all these flowers out if you wantto come grab some bundles. And I
love flowers. I used to alwayskeep fresh flowers in the house when I
had expendable cash. But and Imean, I true, I have tons
(01:57):
of vases. I mean, Ilove fresh flowers in the house. But
because as far as I'm concerned,my house is trashed right now. I
have not caught up on things thatmatter to me since we've been traveling,
and it's just pretty messy. Sobecause my house isn't clean to the way
I think it should be, Ididn't think that flowers should go there.
(02:23):
So I turned down like really niceflowers. I could have grabbed like three
dozen flowers, three dozen roses,and I was just like, no,
I have to. I can't putflowers in this house until it's completely clean.
You feel as if though your homeis the flowers aren't wor no,
your home's not the flowers. Myhouse isn't worth flowers. Yeah, but
(02:46):
it can also feel like it's justone more extra layer of junk that I
have. Yeah, exactly. Butby the way, I do want to
say this. I think Allison's versionof her house being trashed is what most
people is, like really nice cleanhouses. She tells me that she spends
like two hours a day vacuuming,like I do not do that at my
(03:09):
house. I love those I loveit. You know, it keeps it
keeps things orderly, Yeah, becausethere's always somebody else that just gets just
gets the great effect of it.It keeps things orderly and in sandwich bags,
Thank you, Chelsea. Okay,So in my bathroom, I have
been using this hand soap that isit needs to just be thrown out.
(03:30):
There's nothing left in it, butI keep trying to selvage it and adding
like a little bit of water becausethe only reason why and I don't typically
do this, but my laziness hasis at an all time high right now.
I have a linen closet right outsideof my bathroom that has fully stocked
soaps. The only thing that's holdingme back from getting one of those is
(03:53):
I don't feel like pulling the plasticoff of the fresh soap to then have
a full soap dispenser. It's stopso the the the act of taking the
plastic off the new soap is preventingyou from having it. Yeah, so
you're going without soap altogether. Well, no, I've got water down soap.
(04:17):
Yeah you're weird. Yeah, I'mreally I'm really thinking on that.
But you know what, I thinkyou've done a version. I think we've
all done a version of It's rightbehind me. Why don't I just grab
it? You want? You wantto put all the excess soap in one
of my uh, one of mysandwich bags. Sure,
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