TD&L Full Show For Friday- Guest Fest

On today's show we were loaded with guests. We had comedian Ares Spears in the studio. We also had Colin in the studio for a Freedom Friday and Cort and Beefwater battled it out over May the 4th day!

Episode Transcript

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You, Drew and Laura, goodmorning, good morning. Yeehah, Laura,
control yourself please, it's early cantIt is Friday, May third,
twenty twenty four. Tan or Joand Laura. We are Oh, thank

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you, come on, fake studioaudience are so kind today. We've got
one more pair of tickets to gosee the Stones. It's the big finale.
Yeah, one last pair of bleedings. Yeah, and they're they're the
Laura's laughing because they're the worst seatsin the house. They're pretty bad.
I mean I haven't I haven't seenthe tickets. So maybe they're not like

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Triple Z back against the Wall.I don't know, maybe they're maybe they'll
be okay. I mean, well, I do know they're in the bleeders.
But maybe you're right. Maybe that'snot the last final row, right,
but it's up there. And Ithink that some people like me are
a little naive to the fact thatI think I said, yeah, it's
gonna be in the three hundreds.It's like I think they have five hundred.
Oh damn, this is a stadiumshow. So they take it up.

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A notcho keeps going down at Lumenfieldand just less than two weeks now
on the fifteenth, and you couldbe there at nine thirty this morning,
we're gonna play Tanner Joinlaur's battle horn, So we're gonna switch it up a
bit this morning, nine thirty.Make sure you're listening for your last chance
at the tickets for the worst seatsin the house. But like Laura has
been saying this week, you're in. Yeah, it might be the worst

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tickets, but you're in. Badseats are better than no seats at all.
And it's like Everest. Halfway toyour seats, there's a little camp
you can stop and then yeah,get some snacks. Yeah at twenty three
dollars beer. I think when wewent to go see Metallica, was that
at Luminfield? No? That wasthat was That was an arena show,
wasn't it. Yeah, we sawMetallica outside. Yeah, it was outside

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so so much us, but Idon't know if they called it that.
I was pretty buzzed though, soany long term. I had a giant
street dog and a huge beer.But that beer cost me. I'm pretty
sure it was twenty three dollars fora tall bud light and that's too much.
I remember we went and prefunked ata bar, and it was so
long ago that I was trying toget a sider. It was like before

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the Seltzer thing, and they didn'thave one in that bar. So I
ran across the street to another barand they had cider. But I couldn't
hang out alone. So I wasjust having to tear down these drinks,
like two and three at a time, and then jog back and hang out,
then go and tear them down.And so when I got in,
I was well loobed. Yeah,but hey, that's the way to do

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it. Though. If you wantto save some cat yeah, A're right,
save your money, get lubed.We'll have your tickets at nine thirty
this morning. We also have thefour coming up at about an hour.
Your chance to get qualified for alazy boy. In the meantime, Rude
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five live channels. Now here's LauraWell. Bad news for the ultra wealthy

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who have been getting away with cheatingon their taxes for the past decade.
Yesterday, the Internal Revenue Service detailedhis plan to sign unificantly ramp up audit
rates of wealthy taxpayers and also largecorporations. The audit rate of taxpayers earning
more than ten million dollars so noneof us, is expected to increase by
fifty percent. The IRS also plansto triple the audit rates of large corporations

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To ramp up audits, the IRSis hiring a bunch of new people accountants,
engineers, economists, data scientists,attorneys, and tax experts to conduct
complex audits. Good. The richshould be paying their fish got sha back?
Yeah. A recall is in effectfor organic walnuts sold in Oregon.

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I don't know if you've seen this, but it's been making its rounds on
the news lately. Apparently a lotof people have gotten sick. It's spending.
These walnuts have been tied to anoutbreak of E. Coli. The
CDC has issued a warning about GibsonFarms organic walnuts sold in bulk, mostly
at co ops at natural food storesin Oregon and eighteen other states, including

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Washington as well. Over twelve peoplefrom Washington and California have been infected.
Seven of those people were hospitalized.Not to knock a nut, you know,
but walnuts are whack. I mean, yeah, I'm put them on
like a salad. But I'm notjust gonna grab a handful of walms.
Those ones taste like dirt. Irefuse to believe Laura won't grab a handful
of walnuts. Thank you, Iappreciate it. When it comes to nuts,

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Well, last night in the NBA, the action was sending people home.
Damian Lillard in company giving it ago last night. Now, this is

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the interesting thing about it. Damewas injured and was likely not going to
play if this was a regular seasongame, but he said he just couldn't
go into the offseason with the thoughtthat he didn't at least try to keep
them alive in the playoffs, butthey were in Indiana and those people were
fired up. They had the shirtson the chairs, so the whole place

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was a giant yellow blob, andDame battled through it. He tried to
get it done with twenty eight points, but no, it wasn't enough without
Giannis. They just weren't the sameteam, and the Pacers beat the Bucks,
sending Dame home. Now, hesaid that he does give himself some
credit for standing up during a timethat didn't necessarily go as plan, because

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remember, Dame wanted to be tradedto the Miami Heat, but then once
he realized that isn't gonna happen,said he was willing to stay, and
the Blazers sent him his walking papers. So will he be happy next year?
We'll have to wait and see.The Knicks also knocked out the seventy
six ers. The ball the bellsPalsy hoped for a trophy is gone.

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are you driving with your engine lighton? I think Laura does this,
so just ignore it. Well,a lot of people actually do.
That will tell you just how many. Coming up right after Zeppelin, Happy
Friday, it's tannerd You and Lauraon the Brew. You're listening to Drew

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and Laura. Drew and Laura comingup in about thirty minutes, we're going
to play the four Get you qualifiedfor a new Lazy Boy? Yeah?
Uh, But first, Americans.A lot of Americans ignore their check engine
lights for a long time before theyfinally roll into a shop or take care

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of it themselves. I suppose ifthey're ignoring it, they probably don't know
how to take care of it.Yeah, and they're probably having a financial
strap where you know, if yougo in there, yeah, there's a
there's a tab coming. I justdon't have to have the cash. I'm
gonna have to ride this bitch tothe will swallow. Ya's a lot of
there's a lot of anxiety when itcomes to your check engine light, which,
by the way, mine is onat the time. It goes off

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and on all the time, andshe will, Laura will just ignore it.
That's not it's not the check enginelight that it used. It's not
just the same old check engine light, just the run of the mill check
engine light. And for the record, I have had it checked out.
The guys at cheap Off grem havechecked it out and they're like, look,

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you could get this fixed, oryou don't have to. If you
don't, it doesn't affect doesn't affectdriveability of the car? The car?
What happens when something does happen thatdoes affect the driveability? That turns the
engine light on and she ignores iton, and it's yeah, I'll get
to it eventually, but like untilthere's a problem, I'm going to worry

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before I tell you how long theaverage American waits before they roll into a
shop with their engine light on?How long do you think you can go
without How long's this bad boy beenburning in the sky? How long think
you can go without getting a checkedWell, the average America, I would
like three months, all right?For me, it's been longer, Yeah,
American was the question. The averageAmerican checks her engine light about every

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four months, So that's close.Well. It's also interesting because I'm pretty
sure, and I could be mistakenon this, but I'm pretty sure my
check engine light comes on when I'ma certain number of miles over my oil
change in my car. Oh okay, see I have a special alert for
that. My car will just bewell, mine's oil change. I got
to know four Yeah, and it'syou know, she's got three hundred thousand

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miles on her. But that lightpops on I go in there, I,
oh, you're due for this oilchain. Mine's at twenty three and
it says, hey, lazy bitch, go to a Jiffy lube. Get
up. Americans ignore their car's checkcheck engine light for about four months before
doing something about it. This isaccording to a pep Boys survey of about
two thousand car owners. Twenty percentweight between six and eighteen months, and

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thirty nine percent likely likely wait fortheir car to be involved in some sort
of accident to an incident before theybringing their car to a mechanic. Yeah.
Forty eight percent push back this thischore due to financial reasons and car
repairs that that stress Americans out themost include uh, the engine break stuff
and fuel system trouble. Yeah,and that for me, I think one

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of the reasons I am a dogto the light is because when you drive
an older car that you're trying tohold on to it. Every time something
breaks, you got to fix itor everything. Yeah, maintenance very has
to happen, or you'll have ayou'll have a giant paper weight in your
driveway. I gotta know, isyour check engine light on right now?
Eight sixty six four four five onefive nine you can shoot us a text
message on our lazy Boy text lineas well at nine eight one seven.

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Is it on? And for howlong are you? Like, Laura,
You'll just ride that thing till it'sfine. Yeah, I'm getting I'm sure.
I feel like, deep down inside, it's not you know what I
mean. I'm sure he's okay.But here's the thing I got, like,
as someone who looked at it andprobably couldn't figure it out, it
wasn't. I mean, we knowthe issue, it just doesn't what is

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the issue? We got to rollher car into a like it's like it's
like a temperature thing. So whatI'm thinking is that summertime. Yes,
it's going to be a problem becausemy ac is going to be blowing hot
on my face. But that's theproblem. So I'll get it fixed eventually.
But like you said, the pricetag is so intimidating, and if

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it's not affecting my life right now, why see it? I just feel
like parameters, I get it.I feel like it's going to it if
you take care of it now,it's it's you might avoid a bigger issue.
Like like the other day, Iheard some noises under my car,
like audible like this is a problem. And I went and I got it
taken care of right away, likeif it was something that was you know,
I swear I thought. I thoughtthat it was going to go different.

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I thought, and then it juststopped. Fine, kicked it and
it stopped making the noise. SoI'm good. Well, hopefully when it's
July fifteenth, right, I'm goingto be cursing that check engine lef.
Yeah, how long have you beenrocking the check engine light? We got
a text message from six six eightythree. It says, my washer fluid
light has been on since January andI still haven't fixed it. Some washer

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that's not too bad. Tough fixthat's not too bad though it's like ruined
the engine. It won't, butit's the easiest thing you can do for
your cars. Poor that juice,and then scause you're pretty lazy with what
with these hands? Never This guysays, my check engine light has been
on for a little over a month. Yeah, just haven't had the time

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to do it. This text fromsixteen ninety six says, my check engine
light has been on since two hoursafter I bought my truck last year.
You got to hit it with alemon, but it's a ninety seven and
I'm not fixing it until it won'tstart. Have a good day, guys.
Oh wow? All right? AndI think that when someone says they
don't have time, it sounds likean excuse. But that's a good point

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because if you have one vehicle andyou need to go to work every single
day, and you know your mechanicdoesn't work weekends, you have to do
a bunch of weird crap to dropit off. Yeah, you're the mechanic,
and I feel like you got topick up kids or taking a soccer
or something. I mean, it'sa pain in the They call you and
they're like, so we aren't gonnaget it done today, there, Bud,
we got we got order the plotsand uh yeah, so could you

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pick it up on like Wednesday?All right? How long has your check
engine light been on? The averageAmerican goes four months without gotta good checked
sounds about right. I got acouple of talk back messages. Happy Friday,
brew Cruse mcgeek Cohen from Nashville,Tennessee, have missed you guys this
week. Hobe had a great one, looking forward to the weekend and getting

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back to Portland. It's very sweet. It has nothing to do with what
we're talking about. That's thank you, Nicktoon. It's very nice in Nashville
beating that good food that he's having. Good morning brew, Crewe. So
you want to know if my checkedengine light's on? Yes, my checked
engine light is on on one ofmy cars, and it has been on
since I got the car, uhlike three years ago. Let's see.

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I don't know what it is,but I don't care. It's one of
those cars said I'm gonna drive it. Tell the wheels fall off. Yeah,
and it's probably happened soon. Ifyou've been ignoring that for three years,
that's that is the end game.Here. One more talk back.
I had a two thousand and nineVolkswagen that was having an affair with my

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mechanic. My check engine light wouldcome on randomly every couple of months for
a number of different reasons. Ispent so much money on that car for
repairs to keep it running on theroad. Now I finally turned over and
got a fancy Toyota to your back, baby. All right, it's Tanner

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Jew and Laura. Let's go toAaron. What how long has your check
engine had been on. Bro,it's not a check engine, but to
watch the fluid light. John,my dad always keep telling me either a
schedule your maintenance or your car isgoing to schedule it for you. I
like that, Thank you, Bro. That is good. Put that on

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a T shirt or something. It'sgot to be it's got to be tough
to take it in when there's nothingwrong with it, though, and pay
for someone to look at it likethat is really hard to do. And
also for me at least, likeI'm always like, I gotta find a
mechanic that I can really trust becausewhen you go in and you're like,
hey, well you just take alook at my car and tell me if
there's anything wrong, we're gonna seethe dollar, you know what I mean,

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They're like, well, since youasked, this thing's going to need
a new frame. More. Yourcalls of text coming up? How long
it has your check engine light beenon? You're listening to and Laura Drew
and Laura Bob, how long hasyour check engine light been on? We

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found out this morning that the averageAmerican will ignore the check engine light for
four months. Whoa four months?Standard? You and Laura on the Brew
beef water. You don't seem tobe someone that will ignore their light.
Now, I feel like it couldbe detrimental to your wallet, right,
Laura, She'll just ride that bitch. It's like House of the Rising Sun

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on her dashboard. It's beautiful.All the lights they blink and I don't
know what they mean. Yeah,you can see at night. You got
some talk back messages to the guyHurtadyot. I had a car. My
check engine light was on for twoyears. I took out the technomon assembly
and unplugged the bulb. Hell withit. Cardro, Fine, have a

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good day. Hey guys, Bingbong, it's your boy, Rudy Gang Gang.
You just got a newer twenty twentyNissan Versa and within a month,
actually only a couple of weeks,and the check engine light came on.
And we're talking about a thirteen thousanddollars car, not including the seven thousand
from the finance from the bank.So needless to say, I took that

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back to the dealership and it wasjust a mass Airfielter censor and it finkes
that right away, but I'm stillscared it's going to come back on the
guys. Thank you send us totalk about anytime. Just download the iHeartRadio
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I can be kinky, but thisis a little too kinky. Okay,
all right? This couple in NewYork was spotted having sex in a New
York City park. I mean there'sprobably two hundred people in this park.
Yeah. I was gonna say,try to find a place in New York
City that's not crappy, right,And there's people everywhere and they think they're
I don't know, because they're undera blanket. Nobody can see them.

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Yeah, but everybody can see what'shappening. And it's one of those blankets
too that sticks to the skin andyou can just see the shape of everything,
and it's obvious what's happening. ButI mean, you're not seeing any
body parts or anything. Are Arethey all covered up? They're covered ups?
Oh, for God's sake, youcan't be romping in a park.
Yeah, it's probably a bad look, but what are the rules like it
is it in decent exposure? Ifthere is no light getting in you're like

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if you're in a little blanket foryeah, Like I don't know, I
mean, can they get in trouble? I am a bit of a hypocrite
because I definitely have had sex inthe park. Yeah, but not like
a credit people I was in mytwenties. Wouldn't that classify as loot act
in public? I think yeah,and maybe even something worse, depending on
if it's like if a school parkor something. It could even like if

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you know, when people get caughtin a baseball stadium or whatever, say
yeah, I think it's a lootact in public because you know, I
think most of us have done youknow, in a place you're not supposed
to, but usually it's at night, it's in a shady like have you
creep into a golf course or apark? You don't just fire away at
one? That behavior is for reststops after nine pm exactly. Go check

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out the videos are online one offive nine the dot Com. Click on
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enter it in to win. Allright, yeah, all right, coming
up here in less than ten minutes, though, we have to play the

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four that's right, and get somebodyqualified for a new lazy Boy. So
we need callers one through four rightnow, eight six, six, four
four five one oh five nine.We'll play that in less than ten minutes
on the Brew. Drew Lura.Alright, let's get somebody qualified for a
brand spanking new lazy Boy. Andit's a brand new month, so obviously

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we're starting at the bottom. Yeah, so this is the first qualifier of
the month. Fresh, uh,Drew, how's the game played? First
off, we've got four contest inslined up on four different phone lines,
and they're gonna take turns picking aphone line to be eliminated. Now that
line is axed immediately, and itwould be easy if you knew what line

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you're on. When we acts,three people and one remain, they're qualified
for a brand new lazy Boy.That's right. So let's meet our contestants
in no particular order, calling allthe way from Oregon City. Oh see
his name is Jesse. What's up, Jesse, Hap, Happy Friday to
you, good sir, and happymasturbation month. Yes, yes, wow

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yeah, yeah wow, So makesure to celebrate accordingly. Right, we
got the whole months to make itweird. You guys, what did you
say. I'm gonna gotta get thewrist brays. Oh, whatever you got
to do. He's honest. Youknow we're gonna spring chickens. Our next
contestant is calling from Aloa. Hisname is Clayton. Good morning, Clayton,

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good morning, and lady, thankyou, and lady, yes,
be waters here too. Don't forgethim. He covered ladies. And let's
go to Heather in Portland. Goodmorning, Heather. Oh are you in
the shower? Heather, she's inthe minds. Let's meet. Let's meet

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our next contestants. Our final contestantscalling from Vancouver. His name is Damien.
Good morning, Damien morning. Goodmorning to you, sir. Now
we all know how to play thegame. Yes, all right, let's
get somebody qualified for a lazy boy. Ladies, First, Heather and poor
Land, which line should we eliminate? First line one, line two,

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line three or four? Line four? She's going with Heather. He just
eliminated Clayton. Clayton just getting toknow each other. Damn sorry, buddy,
Let you go. All right,Let's go to Jesse and the oh

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suit. Jesse, which line shouldgo next? A? Three? Three?
He says, Jesse. Bro right, you just eliminated Damien. Oh
no, not dame. Some peoplearen't even getting a look today. Hang
up, buddy, hang up.I had to do it for him.

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It's tough. It's tough. Let'sgo back to Heather in Portland. Heather,
which line for the wind should weeliminate next? Both would be line
one, She says, Heather,you just eliminated Jesse. Congratulations, Heather,

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you are qualified for a brand spankingmillion lazy Boy. She's happy,
she is excited. Everyone's excited.Heather. If you win the Lazy Boy,
you're gonna put it in your livingroom? Or do you have like
a like a lady like a shedor something shed, lady cave? That's
a different things. And then assoon as that's done, you better rip

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that out of her cold hands.That's comfortable. Hang on the fun.
We'll get your information. You haveanother chance to get qualified for the Lazy
Boy at one of five nine.The brew dot Com and now through sports.
True, well, we'll always havea little connection to Damian Lillard when

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it comes to you know, whathappens in his career. But because of
course he's up for the debate.Is the greatest Blazer of all time?
I think he has achieved that.But the Milwaukee Bucks star was hurting yesterday,
but in classic Dame style, hehe was doing twenty four hour injury
care trying to get rehabbed in orderto play in this game. Isn't supposed

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to be able to at all.He showed up to the arena, got
the job done, scored a prettygood clip twenty eight points per Dame,
but it just wasn't enough, asthey lose the game one twenty to ninety
eight. Also, New York endsthe dreams of Philadelphia seventy six ers never
really had a chance to gel there. As a squad, you will get

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a little popcorn ready moment tonight though, as two teams on the ropes,
the Cavs and Magic, as theMagic need to win to stay alive and
the MAVs Clippers will be your nightcapas Dallas one game away from the second
round. And finally, Misster Bidenhas given the Presidential Medal of Freedom to
a couple of sports stars. KatieLedecki, the most decorated women's swimmer in

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history, was honored, and ofcourse Jim Thorpe, the first Native American
to win an Olympic gold medal inthe United States. There'll be among the
nineteen people honored on today by MissterBiden, the President of the United States.
Thank you very much. All right, Coming up next, comedian Airy
Spears is going to be in studiowith us. He'll be at Helium Comedy

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Club this weekend. But right inthat chair, Laura next to you.
In less than four minutes, weare commercial free or no we're not,
but whatever. It's Tanner doing Laura. You're listening and Laura Drew and Laura.
All right. He's going to beat Helium Comedy Club this weekend.
Please welcome to the show, ComedianAiry Spears. What up, dude?

(26:32):
Oh huh is it Mike moll Uh? Yeah, there it is. How
are you doing this morning? Brother? Doing well? Just getting through this
day. You know, it's anotherweek, but I'm just looking forward to
this weekend where I can sleep in. Tomorrow I'm gonna drink heavily tonight and
then sleep in tomorrow till like noon. I think I did that yesterday.

(26:52):
Yeah. Do you sleep in lateevery like every day? Like, what's
your schedule? Like only when I'mon the road. Yeah, you know,
I'm doing stand up at night,so during the day I kind of
hibernate, right yeah, yeah,Like what's the latest you slept? Ah,
one o'clock, that's it, man, back in the day, because
I would go to two or threein the afternoon, So like back in
the twenties, and I've had I'vehad a couple of those, yeah,

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because right yea, almost your friendsfind some Columbian Bambama next you know,
it's eight am and you're wide awaythere it is. Yeah, Hey,
who's was somebody partying last night?I smell some booze? I don't know
I was drinking. Who's part ofhere all day? See? It's probably
me? Yeah, yeah, youknow I'm people moving away from me.

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That was I'm a heavy drinker.I'm gonna walk over here. What's been
going on with you? Ay Spears? Just grinding brother, just on the
road. Uh, just got backfrom doing a couple of dates in Canada.
Uh so Yeah, I'm just grinding, brother, how the Canadian crowds
are they fun? They're good,man, They're good. You know.
We were in Edmonton, Calgary,Toronto, Ottawa, and Nova Scotia,

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and I think I think I've beento all of those places except Nova Scotia,
so I've never been that far upnortheast. Was it pretty I've never
been there there at a little chilly? Yeah, but I didn't even know
that there was a four hour timedifference between that part of the that part
of the world and the West Coastbecause I live on the West Coast.

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Yeah, four hours so just throwsyou off. It's pretty raw. Yeah.
I hate the time change, likeespecially daylight saving time. I think
we should get rid of all ofit. Yeah, but no, it
was it was good man, itwas. They're good people up there.
Man. Do they heckle as muchas American? Yeah? Because I was
going to see you. I washere about the Canada nice. Like you
hear about how nice Canadians are.I've been some places where they get a

(28:45):
little uh rough, but I thinkthat's because they got something to prove.
Fair enough, It's hard to takesomebody seriously though, when they're heckling you
in like a little thick French accentand you can't understand it. Well,
the only the only ones that havethe thick French accent is like mancho all
all right, yeah yeah, butthey don't think they're in Canada up there.
But some of those places they seemnice, but they've got to have

(29:07):
an edge within them somewhere. Well. I mean, you know, I
think that's because, you know,especially with Americans, because baby brother,
the elephant in the room is theyare the baby brother to appreciate a nice
border there, but to get Ifeel like they'll go, what up,
bitch, and then like I'm sosorry, sorry I should I wasn't sorry.
Boss is Canadian and he hates thisconversation, like he just we we

(29:33):
have because he lives in Miami,so we do video chats with him and
he just has this big bald,goofy dome of his and I just I
just it's like a Canadian orb.I feel like a magic orb and if
you rub it, something terrible willhappen. And they love they just every
one of them loves hockey. Yeahthey do. And poutine is poutine like
a Nationwide's baby cheese fries. Yeah, I forgot what they call it in

(29:57):
Jersey and disco fries. I've neverhad disco or poutine fries. Yeah,
I tried it. It's not bad. But you know, anything with cheese
and gravy is gonna be good.It's hard, it's hard to shut out.
I was on your website and I'venoticed, like you'll be in like
a video or pictures or something,you're always rocking a cigar, a nice

(30:18):
juicy cigar. Yeah. I'm nota cigar smoker. I just did that
for the picture, okay, becauseI was going to ask you, like,
when I go to Vegas, Ilike to get a cigar. I
don't know what cigars. Again,I always get some garbage and then I
taste it for a month. Yeah, I never really got cigars. It's
kind of like you Inhale, butyou don't whatever the trickery is to smoke
a cigar. That's a very fancypictures. Look at you with the cigar
can all sophisticated. Yeah you should. You need like like leather bound books

(30:41):
behind you and no, no,no, just the cigars and that tells
the whole time. Yeah, uh, well, you're gonna be at Helium
tonight. You've got two shows tonight, you've got two shows tomorrow, and
you got a show on Sunday.Yes, what are your thoughts on Portland?
I know you've been here before,you've been here, you come here
a lot, but like, doyou do you get the do you go
to like a weed shop when you'rehere? No? Not really? I

(31:02):
mean, excuse me, I digpoorly, man. I've been here every
year for the last it feels liketen years maybe, but I dig it.
Man. It's a cool little scene. It's very cozy. Yeah.
Well, we've got we got someprotests going on. Did you see p
s U yesterday that they just rockedthe library, So don't go down to
the library really, Yeah, thebooks are off limits until further notice that

(31:23):
that. Yeah, I kind ofI kind of glanced at some stuff online
about probably Yeah, why why isit so rough down here? You guys?
Have you seen they already? Soall this happened yesterday and people were
making their own like protesters were makingright shields out of garbage cansas and getting
rocked. Somebody took the video anddid the NFL films like in a time,

(31:47):
Yeah, and it was so amazinglike, I mean, now,
I don't want to celebrate people gettingblasted, but it was a funny.
It was taking over and destroying ayeah exactly library. I mean, with
the little tears, you're gonna kick. But yeah, we've got we've got
things going on. There was awhile, like during COVID we had like
a protest in front of our courthouse. It went on for like a year.
But there's no city land around Helium, So I think you're good.

(32:10):
Yeah, that's a nice it's anice little area where I'm at. Yeah
exactly. And you're you do youlive in l A? Yeah, so,
I mean you know, yeah,I mean it's it's nothing new.
The homeless scene is. It's prettyepic here here. You're from Los Angeles,

(32:30):
it's bad there too, But youknow, do you think is it
worse here than in Los Angeles?I think it's worse. Yeah, yeah,
I mean there. When we wereyounger and they didn't have that here,
I'd go to l A and belike, oh my god. But
now I see it here. SoI think we have the same problem,
just per person. What's the answer, Airy Spears, I don't know the
answer is I don't know. Ifeel like we can't have people camping in

(32:52):
front of schools. And I don'tknow what the answer is, but I'm
fearful that whatever I see is goingto come off mean. So this is
a place, this is a placefor that, this is the dress tree.
Do you think we should start tastingpeople wants? No, I don't
want to do that. I don'tknow what the answer is, man,
but we got to come up withsomething. Yeah, I don't know.

(33:13):
It's like a third world nation.And I and I feel like we like
everyone's so polarized, you know whenit comes to politics, and I feel
like if we could just put boththe both sides aside for a second and
just focus on the actual issue andstop putting politics in it, maybe we
could fix the problem. Or amI am? I'd like my speaking crazy.
I would like to have some chilltimes where you just like walk into
a park and have a picnic orsomething. It's not worry about a syringe

(33:35):
or a turn. I don't thinkthat's too much to ask, but I
mean it's it's it's probably not LordVader becomes president again with something? Lord,
are you going to vote? Areyou gonna vote in this election again?
I don't know, man, Iyou know, I don't really have
a I don't I don't really haveany stock in either one of these dudes.
But one is one is more entertainingthan the other. So you were

(34:00):
saying Trump, you're voting on herights more joke based on entertainment. Look
at us. Look at the picturefrom this morning. Look at it.
Look at his his swollen eyeballs.He's got that Game of Thrones face.
He's deciding your fate. He's athrowner for sure, Cheeto Jesus deciding your
faith. But he is awake,so he's got that going compared to the
other guy. Do you did youvote for Trump in sixteen? Of course?

(34:22):
Not record with that. Uh?Who's your guy? Ted Cruise?
Your Ted Cruiser? You know,other than Obama, I really didn't get
into politics. You never really gotinto politics man, Right, Yeah,
he seems to be that only whenI got out unscathed. Right, how
did you do it? Lead us, tell us, teach us your waye
h for Obama? Just ignoring politics? I just I just never thought that

(34:45):
any party would be it right orleft has been good for my people.
What do you think about like acelebrity starting a third party, or somebody
starting a third party. I alwaysthought it should be a celebrity, but
uh, it just depends on whothe celebrity would be, you know,
uh celebrity for me as an automaticallyguarantee president spears, Oh no, never,
I know, I'd be the worst. Yeah, we'd be doing Dave

(35:07):
Chappelle already had touched, already touchedthat. I think, like Matt Damon
or somebody could do it, likeGeorge Clooney. Well, I mean,
if you have somebody good looking thathelps, it does help, all right.
It puts off the so that takesyou out, like and me out
and everyone like I just I didn'tmean to call you. I didn't mean

(35:28):
to say I like that. Butsometimes I say the dumb things out loud,
often every day. So all right, so you, uh, we
could use somebody who's not on eitherside of the wing, Like I feel
like this guy these this side doesn'tdeserve it, and this side doesn't deserve
it. So I'm gonna go rightdown the middle and start a third bar.
And George for entertainment purposes, oneis more fun than the other,

(35:50):
so he helps write the jokes.I mean, it was like Stephen Colbert.
I mean he he's got many mansionsand pools. Yeah, like all
his whole shows was smashing himself,smash the lump. Well, the content
will never end. We'll see whathappens November if we if we employed it
survived that long. So yeah,comedy is a good thing in the interim,
forget about that. Yeah, thankGod for laughter, you know what

(36:13):
I mean, that's what we needmost in the world right now. I
think always have Yeah, Airy Spearsat Helium this weekend Portland dot Heliumcomedy dot
com is the website too. Showstonight to tomorrow on Sunday. Any of
these sold out or which one needsto be sold most? You know,
like some people, I think theyall are just equally as important, all
right, So whatever, gonna bringit every time, whatever night you could,

(36:35):
you know, arrange yourself to getout and come have a good time,
and don't offer him any cigars.He does not smoke cigars in real
life, despite the pictures on theinternet. The Googles lied to us.
It's all lies. Airy Spears theman, thanks for coming on the show,
Thanks for having me you next time. Thank you. No Our brew
news update powered by event is HealthPortland and no HSU health partner. Here's

(36:57):
Laura Well, great news. TaylorSwift is going to be returning to TikTok.
I know you missed her music,Yes, yeah, I know,
I know. Universal Music Group hasmade a new licensing agreement with TikTok.
Of course, they'd been feuding formonths over royalties paid to UMG artists on
the video platform, and this ledto UMG pulling the music of most major

(37:22):
artists Coldplay, YouTube, Pearl Jam, and a ton of others. Earlier
this week they did come to anagreement, so UMG says it's a global
family of artists, songwriters and labelswill be returning to TikTok. Crisis averted.
That's that's a nice say. Therewere so many songs and there were
so many tiktoks that went that werejust silent because of it. I have

(37:42):
like two of them that were silentbecause of it. Now will they did
you say, will it go backto the stuff that was already loaded or
is it just I heard that itunmuted because they're still there. It is
that they're just muted. Okay,that's good. That would make sense if
they came to a new deal.Ozzy Osbourne, this guy he just never
stops. He says he's got moreto accomplish. First of all, he

(38:05):
says, number one, he wantsto be able to perform without falling over.
He's got some stem cell treatments goingon right now. But he also
says in his career he wants towin an Oscar And while he was being
interviewed, they're like, well,you gotta you're not an actor, you
gotta get movies, and he's like, well, Elton John did it.
I want it to So who knows? Maybe I guess your song? Yeah,

(38:27):
so who knows. Maybe on thenext album he'll put out a banger
that'll be included in a new QuentinTarantino movie. I don't know, but
that is That's next on his listof things that he wants to accomplish.
And finally, Disneyland is unveiling anew ticket deal for summertime. Starting May
twenty ninth, people can buy athree day, one park per day ticket

(38:49):
for the weekday or week and theweekday ticket can be used Monday through Thursday.
Starts at one hundred and forty ninedollars for kids and two hundred and
forty nine dollars for adults. Andthis is supposed to be a deal.
And then the weekend tickets are obviouslymore expensive. They go up to two
hundred bucks for kids and three hundreddollars for adults. But this special deal

(39:09):
can be used from June tenth toSeptember twenty, so it's a season pass.
Yeah, well yeah, but it'slike it's one day ticket so for
yeah, to each entry into thepark. And if you recall, they
just raised prices not too long ago, so I feel like it doesn't even
feel like a deal because it's liketickets were cheaper, you raise the prices.

(39:30):
Now you're bringing them back down slightly, probably not even to the price
they were before the price, Like, I don't know how anyone affords to
go to Disneyland. Is beyond youhave to rob people? Yeah? Worth
it? Maybe I don't know which. By the way, I'm gonna be
out late tonight, so don't okay, fair, I need to get to
the park, all right. Thankyou Laura on the stories one of five
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(40:12):
Colin from Goldberg Jones in the studiohanging with us this morning. What's up
Colin? Morning morning, It's timefor a freedom Friday. It's out you
can't tell, but it's actually Sundayoutside. Came in. Oh really,
Yeah, I just have a viewof an electrical closet, so I have
no idea. It's beautiful. It'llit'll start disappearing this afternoon and then just
dissipate into madness. It's supposed tobe garbage until like next week. Will

(40:32):
you guys, let us enjoy thismoment. You're out in Oregon or Washington.
You're like, I got one hourdig in. Yeah right, that's
right. Enjoy but Happy Friday toyou. Happy Masturbation month to you,
Colin. I love this the wholemonth a month, all month long.
That's for showers so we can makeit weird and see for another you know
twenty some days. Okay, nowthat I know this, but yeah,

(40:57):
if you have questions about divorce orcustody this morning, Colin is here from
Goldberg Jones One Divorce to answer yourquestions about divorce or custody if you're thinking
about it, or you're going throughit and you feel like you're getting steamrolled,
or you just got a question becauseyou got to get out. You
know, maybe you're going crazy,Lauras in that situation. I am not.
I'm not in that going through anotherdivorce. I didn't know. Probably

(41:22):
eventually, but not yet. Workyour way back to that. So yeah,
we'll keep you out of another one. Okay, thank you. Eight
sixty six four four five one fivenine. Colin came in here though a
few minutes ago, and he's like, dude, I'm reading this book that
freaked me out. My hair's onfire, your hair like you were.
You seemed like legitimately worried about whateverthe book you read. That's right.
So I started reading this book.And part of my mission statement in life

(41:43):
is to save lives. That's myprofession. I like, like, you
know, saving lives. And soI was reading this book. It's it's
called Outlive. It's about longevity andliving longer and healthier. And then I
they got not far into the bookwhere it says, you know, you
need to start at age forty,and I'm like, I am seventeen years
behind the curve. Then you gothrough it and it starts to tell you
about, you know, things thatcause death and destruction. And I started

(42:06):
to get a little nervous about reviewingyour own catalog. So I came in
thinking, these youngsters here, it'sthe perfect time you need to care about
you guys. Got to turn yourparty lifestyle around, just like to be
called a youngster. So what doyou mean when you read this? It
tells you about like things you shouldn'tbe doing, that you are doing,

(42:28):
or that we're what we were dealingwith a uh, you know, heart
disease and diabetes and our current healthsystem which is great, but it's built
to diagnose the problem when it occursmore so than prevent it in advance.
And so this book talks about there'sso many things you can do about living
your life now and healthier that canstave off diabetes and stay off cardiovascular problems

(42:52):
and get your metabolism, right,and you know, help minimize the chance
of getting cancer. And there's allsorts of bad things out there, but
if you wait till you have it, it's now just damage control. So
got one vessel. It's just gonnathis is going only meet to uh a
chapter on not drinking, because I'mnot sure if I'm ready for all that.

(43:14):
Yeah, better be deep in thebook. Yeah, they bury it.
I'm at cancer and so I'm scaredenough to the next one is you
got to stop drinking out because Laura. Laura stopped drinking all year except for
it except for the month of May. Yeah, so I'm back off the
wagon. And it did smell aalcohol in here. I don't know if

(43:34):
Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, it's for the brand.
I had to start drinking again.Really, you went that long four months,
which is the longest since and thenshe started drinking and to go back
and finish the year after this,Yeah, because I'm thank you. I'm
going on VAK next weekend, andI was like, oh, I want
to be able to experience it.You know, she's going to and she

(43:58):
wants to get weird of an icelandicmail. Yeah, she's got but I
figured I couldn't just like jump backwarm up. Yeah, right as I
got there, you know, Iwanted to, like you said, warm
up traits exactly. Yeah. Andalso I don't think all booze is created
equal. You want to live ahealthier lifestyle, you can start to choose
the alcohol that goes into your bodyand don't have to drink mad Dog every
day. You don't, oh mygod, just a lightning lightning yellow mad

(44:22):
Dog or you know deeper actually,like the blue raspberry flavor. You want
to punch a friend or sleep witha stranger, drink mad Dog. That's
the missions people end up married drinkingmad dogar alcohol that better be in the
book. That's the secret. Drinkingclear ever clear, No, it is
clear, put it with water.Fine. So this book is called Outlive

(44:45):
Outlive by Peter A Tia Tia.Yeah. And I'm not getting how old
is he? How old does helive to be? So far's he's dealt
with some if this guy's twenty fourtelling me about no, no, no,
he's in my age. But Iremember my book when he was he
said he just swam fourteen miles acrossthis channel. He's a long distance swimmer.

(45:05):
And he felt great, and hetrained, and his wife looks at
him and he's two hundred and tenpounds, eating the cheeseburger and drinking coke.
Says, you need to be alittle bit less fat, And here
he goes, I just swam fourteenmonths. But he admits this, and
he's like rushing birds. And thenhe started to get digging into the to
it and realized she was absolutely right. Well that's good. Let's just be
careful because the Atkins diet guy,he was super smart. And then he

(45:29):
had a heart attack. So it'slike, oh, okay, that's not
fun. Let's get off that train. Yeah, are you somewhere near that
lay and he was closet out there. Yeah. But I think in general,
like exercising, eating healthy, takingcare of mental health, sleeping,
like those are all good things wecan all agree. I've been getting a
lot much better sleep lately and it'schanged everything. And you know, I

(45:51):
got a mouthpiece in and then I'vebeen exercising and I swear to gotta wake
up like I'm not you know,I would feel just sluggish and heavy all
day long. In the last twomonths, it's been it's been really good.
I'm sleeping and I'm not waking upfour times five times a night.
A little older, then you'll haveto wake up at least once. Yeah,
how many times? How many times? Colin and I do you get
up to pee? I'm a oneone nighter. I was too then I

(46:14):
started working out better than I definitelyif I had beers. If I've had
beers, I will get up fouror five times. Stop. No,
no, that's not even sleep.Don't even bother going to back. You're
waking up three terrible tape a bottleto you. This is sort of catheter
every time you got a prostrate atthe size of a grapefruit. Yeah,
actually I had them. I hadthem check it and they did play around

(46:37):
and there she said that it wasslightly it felt slightly large, but you
have an angry prostate, not bigenough to not big enough for any concerns.
But she said you better keep aneye on. I'm glad that you're
you're getting the jelly finger every once. Dud Shelley fingered, imagine if every
time they came into the doctor's office, that's how they introduced cert. We

(47:01):
have here gets the position, youknow, the drill y. I'm glad
that you're doing that. It's important. Again, the last time you've been
fingered, it's been six months.Medically fingers asked for it? Okay,

(47:21):
you know you better say did youask for a medical fingering? If you
have to ask specifically, there's differenttypes as you guys, we know how
Collins kept his marriage. Always belearning. Yeah, well, a piece
of advice just for people listening ifif they're maybe nervous to call in.

(47:45):
What's the one piece of advice youcan give to people who are about to
get married call me. I preyou know what we call premarital divorce counseling
is always great. You know,we'll talk about your divorce before you get
married and then it'll help the marriage. But uh uh, do you guys

(48:05):
do prenups? Like, is thatsomething your office does so you can do
you can do that prior to gettingmarried? Wants how often get how often
does that result in fireworks? Whenlike say, uh, let me give
you an example. Say you youcome from family. One person comes from
family money, and that's there's abunch of money tied up in the history

(48:29):
of the family. And here comesthe new side piece who he's gonna marry.
But they family wants to protect themoney, and so they want the
prenup. How often does that happenand how much does that blow up?
So that situation doesn't blow up thatmuch because the person coming in knows that
there's all that that exists his families, then the guy or the gal can

(48:49):
kind of say, well, thisis my family, you know so and
kind of shove it off as opposedto that, No, I want this
to protect against you. No,my family money and inherit. It's an
easier easier self. It's the guysthat or the gals again that have their
second marriage. They have a house, they have a retirement account, they
have some investments or a business thatit's a small business that they're bringing in

(49:10):
and that gets uncomfortable because they've beendating. And then they're like, oh,
by the way, I don't wantany of this to be yours.
Yeah, I love you, butlike right now, how often, how
like what's the percentages of of couplesthat fall apart once the prenup is brought
up. Yeah, that's a goodquestion. I don't know. I don't
see that side of the fallout asmuch. I would say there's some that

(49:34):
will stick their foot in the ground. Probably ten to twenty percent. I
would, I would just picking somethingout of the backside. Used. Yeah,
they're they're like, there are offended. There are some that are just
offended that you would think that Iwould try to take your I'm not a
gold digger, tell me but blockingme from gold diggings, Yes, exactly.
When they say, like, wellthey're not just signing. I don't

(49:57):
care, but I know the wayI want to. That's what they say
to me. They say, well, what if she then what's the purpose
If she doesn't care, then it'seasy to side. Can you can say
everything we create during marriage it's joint. Yeah, we're partnership. That's fine.
Yeah, but you know like ifyeah, I get that if you
had a family business and inheritag,I remember I had a girlfriend and this

(50:19):
isn't my twenties and I mentioned Ijust mentioned her in passing like I definitely
would love to give the prenup.And we just had a a huge fight.
Yeah, and we were in thecar driving to Seattle, so we
stuck even real You're like, I'mborderline worthless and you're flipping out. That's
my wife. She said, ifyou want a prenup. Fine, I
got like one hundred thousand dollars insooner loan debt and I take it.

(50:42):
Yeah, I'm like, I justskipped it. Yeah, let's skip that.
Well. If you have questions aboutdivorce or custody, Colling is your
man. Divorce it's not. Youknow, it's never fun. Nobody plans
on getting divorced, but it isa part of life. And when it
does happen, you need somebody's gotyour back. That's Goldberg Jones, call
Colin. The first call is freeone eight hundred divorce Boom sing it.

(51:02):
I just want to. I can'tsing it, but I'm gonna yell it.
Yell. It's easier you can singand we'll be back. Thanks calling,
and now through sports. All right, let's be honest. He didn't
really want Damian Lillard to win thetitle the first year that he leaves the

(51:22):
place. Just let's just say itkind of because if he won, then
maybe he could come back and doit for us. No, they we're
chasing too. We got a dynastyBrewin. I'm kind of hoping that there's
a little bit of a you know, bad blood. They have a breakup
where it requires like Colin here tocome and uh dipp me up the assets
and then Damian Lillard can come back, but they are eliminated. That's a

(51:45):
last night. What do you think, Colin, you can handle dames divorce
if he if he had were tohave one. I would love to handle
Dames divorce in the settlement? Doyou think that would be messy? Though?
The guy's got two houses. He'sprobably got a new house in real
divorce, I was saying, divorcedfrom the real life, like the wildervoid.
Yeah, the mess you're the better. Okay, we do you can
handle it. So he's probably gottwo houses here, I think, and

(52:07):
he's got probably a new house andinvestments. Yeah, that's probably music stuff
going on. Yeah, you loveto split that in half of big big
old cake knife and start splitting thatbad boy. Yeah it in Well,
he is one divorced dame. Ifyou're listening and needs to feel free to
call call it now that you're freefor the whole summer. Uh. Pacers

(52:29):
moving on, New York, Nixmoving on as well. And tonight you've
got a doubleheader as well with Cleveland, Orlando and the Clippers and Dallas.
Get your popcorn. Ready because twoteams could be going home this evening.
There's just sports. Thank you much, all right. This hour's keyword for
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Laura. All right, Colin fromGoldberg Jones is here in the studio for
Freedom Friday, answering your questions aboutdivorce and custody. Uh. And he

(53:13):
also said off the air, goingto go, he's like he goes.
Everybody's got a question about divorced.Even if they're married and happy, they
might have a question, not ifthey're even if they're not married, they
probably have a questions. People.Yeah, because every time he comes in
here, I have got something inmy mind, just like because it's not
about your wife, it's just hypotheticals. I'm always blown away what you can
get away with and and what youcannot the devis side, what can you

(53:37):
get away with well, you know, if things go sideways. I always
say this, like if my wifewent dark in the eyes, like you're
in now, you're in Hell's kitchen, right. You don't decide if they
love you. They decide, andso that could change any day, be
fodder. Are things rocky at home? Do you have a question for Collins?
Is free advice here? Yeah?I mean just what am I looking
at out the door? I needto get into details just out the door?

(54:00):
All in? What are we lookingat? And do you take payments
seven to fifteen thousand out the doornot knowing the details. But I can
we can cut that down. It'slike the book we were talking about earlier
outlive. You know, those arepreventative techniques to minimize your cost, to
minimize the pain, so you know, and you special discounts to be My

(54:27):
stomach hurts just a little bit lessnow, So thank you for that.
It's good to know I have options. We're getting text messages on our lazy
Boy text line at ninety one ninetyseven. If you have questions about divorce
or custody, you just send usone, he says, advice please.
My husband and I purchased a housetogether and moved and moved the house on
land he will inherit via trust.I know that is considered his property and

(54:50):
not mine because of the trust.What happens in the divorce? Do I
get kicked off? Or do wesell the house to be moved and split
split the money? What grounds doI have? That's a great question.
That's a unique situation. Moved thehome itself, like down the freeway.
Yeah, maybe the house they've donethat with like a wide load and they
throw a house on it, cutin half and she mentions moving it again.
Maybe it's just a very special manufacturedhome. Yea high end no appreciated

(55:15):
value. I mean, assuming there'sno prenuptial which can you know, dictate
terms in that situation. But ifif they bring in property and it's part
of an inheritance, or it's notin the couple's name but they have improvements
to it. Now, if it'snot in their name at all, then
it's a that's a problem. Butif at least the property is in their
name, his name, or it'sin a family trust and he has a

(55:37):
percentage of it or she has apercentage of it, you can argue appreciated
value or increased value based upon improvementsand things of that nature, and so
we're going to get some of that. Yeah, you could get some of
the appreciated value. So we're goingto assume that the house was an improvement,
right, Okay, you should seethis place when they brought it overy,
Like, no, you just rocked. The land is better with Barren.

(55:59):
This text message. What if thehusband and wife are also business partners,
they have an LLC and file jointtaxes together with the LLC. What
are some general first steps once oneparty wants to be divorced, the LC
has assets and debt. That's adouble D. That's a double divorce effectively,
because you've got to get divorced andthen you still have a business,

(56:19):
which you have a business divorce windingdown of the business or a transfer of
the business. A lot of timeswhen you have a couple that has a
company together, one of the partnerswill take it over. It's not good
to go into business with your exwife or a husband. It's just generally
chaos, like one person's hanging onlike yeah, we can run it together,

(56:39):
let it go. It's a mess. So usually you buy the other
person out. You can change thearticles of incorporation for whether it's an LLC,
whether it's an escorp, whether it'sa C corpse. So you go
through that. That's pretty easy.But it's a matter of figuring out what
the buyout is. Maybe get abusiness appraiser in there, say okay,
here's what the value is. Sometimesbusinesses are most businesses are small businesses.

(57:00):
They don't have a lot of goodwillsaleable value. So it's a matter of
assets minus liabilities. So you justgot to figure out what the buyout would
be a fair buyout. Then transferringthe entity control is not a big deal.
Or wind it down or sell it, you know. That's so yeah,
that's what happens when you crap whereyou eat too though, you know,

(57:22):
like that, and be careful goinginto business with someone who you're like,
yeah, we've been married for ayear, let's sign all this paperwork
to also have a business together.Like that's not a very big sample,
sick, right. I tell alot of people that it's hard to find
a good business partner in life,just and that you're not sleeping with and
then you bring in your partner andthen if anything goes sideways, it is

(57:43):
so hard to deal with that,because that's if you built twenty years of
your career, sure and whatnot toget where you're at. And then you
have to dissolve not only your lifein the marital sense and your kids and
everything. Now you have to dividethe business. That's a that's alever divorced
and broke. Now, honey,this text message says what happens if the

(58:04):
party you're trying to divorce refuses tocooperate or even respond. That's easy,
I think you. They don't havethe choice, right, Yeah, I
can't just run. Absolutely, youfile and you serve the other party if
they don't respond. In Oregon,you have thirty days to file file response.
If the party doesn't respond, youlook to the referee the judge and

(58:25):
say the other party didn't show up. We served him. They don't care.
That's a good way to lose everything, right If what if they can't
find you to serve you, well, then we have to go through a
bit of a process of trying toYou have to try to locate the person
because you have to personally serve peoplethat they have to be told that they're
getting sued. So if they ranaway, yeah, so let's say that
well, we had one. Shewas on the street, so you know

(58:47):
he was trying to get custody andthings. So you have to you can't
just say I tried to serve them. So you have to go before the
judge and show all the methods youtried. You hired a private investigator,
you didn't you have service? Doyou have a guy who serves papers like
Seth Rogan from Pineapple Express who justchanges his costume all the time. Do
you have a guy that's called doctorone day and like, we have a
service that we use. But oneof the very effective I would like to

(59:09):
be that guy. Case just carryballoons. Just take one balloon or flowers
and people will open the flowers.Doors open, messed up. That's great.
Actually need these flowers for the nexthouse. But here's your pa.
Actually that's how a guy actually gotanother party served because she knew it was
coming and so she would never openthe door. Like, we got to

(59:29):
get her served. We got toget her served. And so one guy
says, I got this, andwe're like, how is it you can't
serve her? And he went upand he had flowers and that's great,
and it hit a nice hat andhe knocked on the door, and she
saw the flowers. She opened thedoor handed he kept the flowers. He's
actually for you. I thought youwere going to say they're married now.

(59:49):
It was a really beautiful love story. People like that who have fought not
to get served. Do they gonuts when you hand them the paper?
Do you think they've been that movieof stress because you're a scumpard? Yeah?
I have have upgraded my station soI don't have to be the one
hand I don't know. You don'tknow that broken noses. I'll get a
pizza guy outfit. I'll get aflower shop outfit. You could have an

(01:00:13):
exit strategy though, likes are inthis business. You you know of the
the police. I think it wasup in Tacoma that they had everybody got
free tickets to this concert. Yeah. Yeah, so you know you're part
of the crowd. You're part ofthe process, server war. Is there
something that you wish you knew beforeyou got married? Now that you're divorced,

(01:00:35):
is there something you wish you knewbeforehand about divorce, about marriage or
divorce in general? Yeah? Wouldyou have changed anything other than not getting
married? God? No, notgetting married? That would have been the
number one thing. I don't know, I mean, and you know the
story of my marriage. It reallythe divorce process, everything was very Yeah,

(01:00:57):
we're just we're just texting the otherday, you know, but that's
not everybody, just so you know, no, I know, so I
feel very lucky in that way,but it is I'm sure I've been deep
down. He kind of wants herdead a little bit, but for the
most part because he's out there livinghis best life. So I did him
a favor. I remember that,throwing that in the trash. I remember

(01:01:20):
that, what the bacon and brewwhen we had Yeah, I did.
Yeah, you were late the mind. But because it was such a clean
divorce, it wasn't like, youknow, like if I got divorced,
it'd be an explosion of all thesethings that have to be divided up.
You guys were very chill about it, so it was kind of like just
dating, you know what I mean. Yeah, and I do wish.
I mean, like, I guess. I was surprised by the amount of

(01:01:44):
paperwork and how long it took,even though it was easy. What's thee
divorces? How long does it takethe average divorce in Oregon? There's no
waiting period, so you can getdivorced in less than thirty days. It
does. The court has to science, so it sits there and waits.
But we can have things turned aroundin three to five days. OKAYO.
It just depends on what the courtwhen the courts can get to You're right,

(01:02:04):
there's a lot of documents. Divorcedby one pm this afternoon express very
official divorce. But it was interestingthat, like, if you fill something
out wrong, they're like, we'regonna say it back to you. And
I'm like, oh, don't don'tscrew this up because I don't want to
have to do this again. Yeah, I don't love you anymore. Dogs
on the on the front line,they won't let anything through, which is

(01:02:28):
great because the judges have enough todeal with. So the clerks are there
just watching you send the documents.Probably is a lot of times they just
send it back with a box thatsaid you didn't do this right. Well,
the next ten things on the listyou also didn't do right, but
you don't know that. So thenyou do that one thing, send it
back the next thing. Oh mygod. So yeah, it's a it's
attorneys. We've made everything really complicated. So thanks for that. Well,

(01:02:49):
what we need you you, youdefinitely need them. And if you are
going through something like this, callcalling call Colin today, one hundred divorce.
That's one hundred divorce, first callsFree. You're the man, dude.
I love having you. You comeon anytime, which I think is
in a month from now, Ithink, be specific. All right,
we'll take care La Portland's rock stationone O five nine the Brew. It's

(01:03:16):
Tanner, Drew and Laura. Soit is a big weekend. Of course,
we've got Single to Mayo coming upon Sunday, and we've got to
May the fourth, the Star WarsDay coming up tomorrow, which brings me
uh or brings us to our friendCourt, the guy who cares about the
guy who's obsessed with Star Wars.Good morning, Court, Weber. Wow,

(01:03:39):
hold on, are you there?Beef or Casey or Court whatever your
name is in front of you now, all the beefs and cases and courts
are here. Yeah, what doyou What are you gonna do tomorrow to
celebrate Court? You're gonna put ona cloak and walk around with the lightsaber
and just like stab at your fanily. I mean, I don't have a
c it's like a dirty old bathroob. Oh my god. He does have

(01:04:00):
lightsaber though. There it is.He's gotta. I got that. That's
all I got. Yeah, Sotomorrow will be made the fourth? And
is there like a special like,uh, you guys like screening somewhere.
I would think that, like hereads Star Wars stories to his kids fan
fiction. Yeah, I mean i'llprobably, I'll probably watch some of the
movies like on online at home.I'm not in only certain movies, probably

(01:04:21):
the original three. I'll watch those. Sure, So you'll cut you'll cut
through three Star Wars films this weekend. That's raw. I might. I
might if it's if it's raining,I mean, if it's if it's sunny,
I'll go outside for a second watchit on my phone. So Court
loves May the Fourth. He lovesStar Wars beef out of the other day.

(01:04:43):
He was telling me yesterday he setoff there because I really would rather
punch myself in the penis then thansay May the Fourth be with you.
Yeah, you're not a fan,Well then he should. I think you
should do it right now. Idid three times. Why do you not
like it? It's just people havingfun. Yeah, it's not that I
dislike Star Wars or whatever. Ihate anything that everybody just clamors onto and

(01:05:04):
so you're too cool even yes Iam, Laura. I've had it with
you today. There's nothing but atax from you all day. But it's
the same thing with like pie Dayor anything else. It's like, really,
but at least on Pie Day youget to eat pie. Yes,
yes, as you're saying. So, it's just like it started on Facebook

(01:05:28):
back when I was on Facebook,and it drove me right out of there
too. It's like all day long, I got to see the same person
or multiple people making the same jokeall day long, and it's it's just
people having a little bit of fun. It's like if you and your wrestling
buddies going around on your own time, not in my feet, okay,
not on your feet. It's upthere. And I'll just agree with Casey.
It's up there with spock fingers,like keep it at home. Yeah,

(01:05:49):
oh, I mean nobody's doing spotgeneration. They used toys because we
need to have a conversation. Ican. I can do them. I
don't just like walk around throwing spotsomeone. If someone threw his spock fingers
at court, he would throw themright back. I absolutely would, Yeah,

(01:06:09):
if somebody, if somebody does itfirst, but I'm not gonna start
it spock back one to honor traditions, all right, So byl On,
I just had to say my twobits. Yeah, So I mean beef.
It just seems like you've got likea like a physical angry reaction when
you hear people say it. Itjust annoys me. Whatever reason there's annoy
How did you feel? How'd youfeel about all the Justin Timberlake memes the

(01:06:29):
other day? It's gonna be mayI just had to look that up last
night. I never I couldn't.I couldn't figure out why everybody's throw And
you wonder if fingers you've never heard, You've never heard that, I've never.
I didn't, I've never you neverheard that What's gonna be made?
Joe? That meme has been aroundfor like ten years. I think it

(01:06:50):
was the second meme ever made.Yeah, And every time I see Timberlake,
I just ignore, just just likeCasey. And this is what Casey
should do with the Star Wars day. Just ignore it. You're not my
dad, Court, tell me whatto do, how to feel and Justin
Timberlake is a national treasure. Howdare you? That's true? So I'm
live, I still dream of it. I'm jealous. All right, Court

(01:07:11):
was able to deflect that for anentire decade. I mean, I can
only dream of that kind of peace. Well, Happy May the fourth that's
coming up tomorrow, and happy Songo to mile as well. So you
have a he has a saber inhis hand, right, Court, does
I believe? Can we hear thatbad boy one more time? That's not

(01:07:32):
Woo's he feeling? That's his oatmealset away? All right, Court,
you're Internet's falling apart. I don'tknow what's going on over there, but
we are commercial free. Thinks ourfriend's over at Lazy Boy. We still
have pair pair of tickets to theRolling Stones coming up here in about twenty
minutes. It's Tanner, Drew andLaura. You're listening Drew and Laura,

(01:07:56):
Drew and Laura one O five ninethe Brew. It's Tanner, Drew and
Lord. And it is that timefor beef Water's fast Food Princey Kentucky by
Chicken Out, a pizza Hut,Flora McDonald McDonald's McDonald. Every Friday,

(01:08:18):
beef Water comes in the studio toreview a brand new fast food item,
So you don't have to if youknow if it's unless it's good. Yeah,
it lays on the grenade one wayor another. There's been a few
times where I've immediately left the stationand gotten what he's recommended. The Crazy
Puffs from Little Caesars, that spicyburger from Carls Junior, the Jilipino bacon

(01:08:42):
Western cheeseberg. Yeah, that wasgreat, Beef Wotter, What are you
reviewing for us this morning? Iam back at Carls Junior this week.
The l Diablo cheeseburger has made itsreturn. Is that what I'm smelling in
here? Yeah? I got oneright, God, it smells glorious here
in the bag. Is that theone with the Hall popper. It's got
jalapeno poppers. It's not regular jialapenos. It's got a habit narrow sauce.

(01:09:05):
It's got bacon, it's got pepperjack. It's my favorite thing that you
could want between a bun. Ilove it. You can cook Laura right
up. So this was a limitedburger. It came people said, hey,
you know what, bring it back, and Carls you just said,
you know what, here it comes. It's see why won't Taco Bill do
that? I've been screaming about thechili cheese brito for like two decades,

(01:09:28):
but unfortunately, when you're the onlyone, they don't really And they said,
not only bringing it back, we'regonna leave it there for eternity,
so permanent menu item. Now they'vealso got the Diabolo fries you can get
down on. Look, if youlike it spicy, this is the burger
for you. Are you going totake a are you going to take a
bite beef water, take a bigbeef bie. I mean it's a nice

(01:09:51):
it's got some girth throat you wantto feel that. Yeah, it's a
heavy. Just touched the paper,don't touch the food. I mean you
could. You could kill a manjust throwing it. Rock and step on
it. True, that's good,pretend like you can't real quick. This
is a stress ball, right,It's good, good, good, and
so open the sucker up, allright, and again this is the the

(01:10:13):
cheeseburger. We got some bacon,we got some jalapeno, we got the
popper. Right, look at that, looks look at that if you're watching
us on camera, right, now, oh my god, just going in.
He loves this. He's got baconhanging out of his mouth and he
pulled that back in. That wasgross. Explain what's going through your Explain
like, what flavors are you tasting? Immediately the jalapeno tickles your tongue,

(01:10:36):
tongue, and then you got andthen you got the jalapeno popper that you
get the crunch and the like cheesystuff. I'm like a squirrel over here
right now, choke. Oh mygosh, tell us process. I don't
see anything. No, it's good. I'm feeling in the pits. I
seeing some lips starting the shop.You can't name something El diablo and not

(01:10:59):
have it kick because I like hotand it needs like when they say it's
hot, I go, okay,I'll be the judge of that, yeah,
because usually the hot stuff is notthat hot. Sauce is is no
food and like it's good, probablyup there with like maybe an Ardvark sauce.
Okay, I've had that before.I think I have had had bark
sauce. Throw another bite of that. I gotta still get this first one

(01:11:20):
down. The first You gotta savorthe flavor. You know, it's one
of those burgers that's got everything youneed on it, right, okay,
it and more. And the jalapenosfor real or like they're not like a
land They're like they're nice and textureto them. They're you're gonna have a
heart attack. I have never seena man hold one bite in their mouth

(01:11:42):
for song, and that's gotta bemold. I took a big one,
took beef, half a burger andone bike drop. All right, how
many beef burgers are you gonna givethe What is this again? This is
the LD cheeseburger and I'm giving theL Diablo cheeseburger. It's gonna come in
strong at about an eight seven eight. It's pretty good. His lip is
not bad. And I'm telling youthe after effect, like it's like,

(01:12:04):
oh, it's no problem, butyou know that two minutes later you're feeling
it in your lips. Now you'refeeling it in your body. It's got
a nice uh, you can gethigh on that. Carls Jr. Is
kind of, you know, knownfor being a little bit more priceier.
What's the price of this burger?This burger was eight dollars and thirty cents
American, but they do. Theygotta like about Carls is they do their
burger fresh every time. You know, they're lit there. Look, and

(01:12:27):
let's not undersell the fact that youcan get it in the morning. Look,
I love the fact that you canget a cheeseburger in the morning.
Carls Junior is one of the fewplaces that doesn't that a wet upper lip
by eight am. I figured youhad this since Wednesday night they started.
Yeah, so they hooked it upright away this morning. It's fantastic.
So look, I'm telling you it'sworth a shot. If you like a
spicy burger, if you like thejalapenos, this is a worthy adversary for

(01:12:50):
your lunch. And you said eightand a half beef burgers, I'm going
eight point seven burgers on the burgermeter. That's where it's at. As
an added bonus, hit me upon Instagram. I've got some I've got
some samples for you if you wantto try one of these, Ldablo,
you're gonna give me one of those. Yeah, I'll give you one.
I'm not gonna give him all that. Look how cute, kay, you

(01:13:11):
can see you guys look good man? Well, thank you absolutely, thank
you bought for another making me eaton the air. Yeah, but I'm
worried about your health in a waybecause you eat fast food like twice a
day, not twice a day.How often is it twice a day?
Three? Oh, maybe twice aweek? I might hate it twice?

(01:13:33):
All right? Well, monitor,what's the lost time? Had a vegetable?
Are you balancing it out? Vegetablesall the time? Yeah, but
I'm talking about it. There's lettuceand tomatoes two days ago at a whole
order of fried zuccati. Okay,that doesn't count, can Okay? Yeah,
there's a little place called Jubbies upand I absolutely adore you. I

(01:13:53):
just worry. There's nothing, butis worried. She's concerned. I know,
Laura, she's you know, Laura'sLaura's gonna Loaur Like Casey came in
today and Laura goes, well,here we go. She walks in and
sees the bag and she's immediately putout. Yeah, because there is not
a chance in all of l Diablothat you don't return to fast food tonight

(01:14:14):
Fridays. You know he's going tonight. You know what do you think you're
gonna have tonight? Because you gotto get your son Friday. Yeah,
it's a little Caesars night. Yeah, he might want some pizza. I
don't know. We'll see, we'llsee if I'm even hungry by the time.
Yeah, I mean, you're that'senough calories for the entire weekend.
There's never enough calories you that rightnow? Not enough time, your calories,

(01:14:35):
never enough calaries than you be furger. Next, we're gonna have some
Rolling Stones tickets, So we aregoing to play Tanner Ju and Laura's battle
horn for your chance to win ourcars. Right, Yeah, we're gonna
need regular vehicles today. Yesterday wedid semi trucks and it was a disaster.
I fell apart on us. Wasit National truck Day? You know,

(01:14:57):
don't drive your truck day? Yeah, seem to have the day off,
but so, uh yeah, regularvehicles. If you're in a regular
car and you're driving right now,call us because we're gonna see how loud
your horn is compared to the otherguy. And the loudest horn is gonna
get tickets to the Rolling Stones concerteight six, six, four four,
five one oh five nine. Thatgame is coming up in less than ten
minutes. On the Brew you're listeningto Drew and Laura Drew and Laura bing

(01:15:23):
bing bunk, bing bing bunk,bing bong, bing bing bong bing beata
bing bing bing ba bing bang bingbita bing bing bang bang bunk. Oh
this New System song. God,I always got a big bong. You
know my favorite party. My favoritepart about the podcast is that you're not

(01:15:44):
gonna to hear the music. Ohyeah, that's what I forgot you screaming.
People listening to this on the podcastare like, I think it's a
mania. What the hell happened?There? Is out of his mind?
He man loves Friday. Yeah,I do love far A Happy Friday,
you and yours and once again,Happy Masturbation month all month long. Happy.

(01:16:06):
I I don't know what I'm gonnado this weekend besides masturbate. It
is the national pastime. I might. I might go salsa dancing again tonight.
You are you're going, You're going. I didn't say. I didn't
tell the people I was going though. I only told you so you guys,

(01:16:26):
I don't care. They just spilledthe beans that you'll be there in
that silk shirt. I haven't boughtthe silk shair yet. I might do
that. Yeah, but do theyhave a store there where you can purchase
them? That would be smart,like bowling balls you can get at the
alley. Yeah, yeah, Idon't know. Maybe maybe get some sweet
shoes. So many options. I'mactually pretty stoked that you're doing that because
you know, as an old Thesbian, I'm a pocket like to dance guy.

(01:16:50):
But it's kind of you know,it's a fashion faux paon in some
circles. I'm just trying to dodifferent things. I'm trying to do different
until you meet different people, getout of the same circles and routines and
so like a lot of times,if people ask me to do something,
I'm just saying yes, and mybody's screaming no, no. I heard
every step I take. I heard. It's kind of cool though, it's

(01:17:14):
because I've been working out and itsays I just I heard every day.
Now, well, the workout hurtsand their hips from the because it's the
dancing is a workout too, dude. My hips are burning. They were
on fire. My hips were onfire last Friday, so at the at
the salsa dancing. So we'll seeif I go again. I don't know.
I don't know. Anyone who saysit's not a workout isn't going hard
enough? Right, Yeah, yeah, that's right, shake them hard,

(01:17:36):
foot loose, right, all right? Do we have to play game?
We do have to play a gamesrequire. It's the other the week.
You can tell him tuning out ofwork, what the requirements? What we
have to do we legally you can'tstop thinking about the salsa dancing? Yeah,
one track money, you got saltson the mind? All he wants
chips, it's sounded player's battle home. All right, we are gonna have

(01:18:00):
two people on the phone here,go head to head and see who has
the louder car horn this morning.And of course we've got tickets, one
more pair of tickets to see TheRolling Stones coming up on May fifteenth.
So that show's creeping up on usnow at Lumenfield in Seattle. Now we'll
admit these aren't the best seats inthe house. No, you know,
we've already given away tickets for thefront row a couple months back. We

(01:18:20):
did that. This time. You'rethey're gonna be in the bleeders, but
at least you're in. There mightbe upwards of like thirty thousand seats better
than yours. But you know whatsome people, some people don't have any
seats at all, Like, yeah, I'll be jealous of your ticket.
Yeah yeah, so you know,don't complain the tickets are the beggars.

(01:18:41):
Can't be chooser, they say,we don't want to hear or we're gonna
have two people. See who's thelouder, who's got the louder horn?
And it's regular vehicles. Today,let's go to Rick and Vancouver. Good
morning, Rick, Good morning.How are you this morning? Brother?
I'm awesome? You gonna are youguys doing well? Man? You've got
any good plans this weekend? Areyou gonna go salsa dancing? Bunny Chick?

(01:19:04):
I think I got a friend overfrom Pennsylvania. We're gonna go down
to the coast. He's never seenthe Washington Oregon coast, so we're gonna
enlighten him. Yeah. Fun,Yeah, it's not. This is what
a beach looks like. That doesn'thave a dirty, wet wet. All
right, let's meet your opponent.He is calling. Actually, first,

(01:19:27):
Rick, what kind of car areyou driving? Rick? I'm driving an
eighty five Chevrolet Pickups classic truck.All right, Kyler in mcmonville. Good
morning, Kyler, go man,it's going well brother, What about you?
What are you driving? I'm drivingmy forward Ranger heading to work up

(01:19:47):
the hill. I feel like boththose cars are kind of done. I
feel like he goes he as he'sdone. It's a horn down, all
right, that's what nice truck.I'm a little jealous Rick. Sorry,
I'm gonna kick your ass. Allright, Well let's let Rick go first.

(01:20:09):
Rick, I've got the VU meterup. Let's see how loud your
horn is. That's pretty good.Eight. All right, let's go to
Kyler and mcmanville. Well, let'shear your horn. All right, you
go. That's good, but itfelt very forward ranger. We're gonna have

(01:20:32):
to do one more time. Here, I think Rick, Rick and Vancouver.
Hit your horn one more time.That's strong, a heavy duty horn.
Let's go to Kyler one more time. Okay, here we go.

(01:20:53):
I think it's gotta go to I'mreally sorry, it's got to go to
Rick. I think, yeah,congratulations, Rick, you have the louder
how in this morning? The meter? Whoa? You are going to go
see the stones coming up on Mayfifteenth? Pickle Rick off it sounded like
you celebrate in the month. Right, it's been a week. It's been

(01:21:16):
a week, and it's been aweek and this just tops it off.
Man, I had major surgery lastWednesday. I didn't think i'd even be
out of the hospital a litt alonedriving, And so this takes the cake.
Rick, what kind of surgery didyou have? Gastron testinal? Really
like that one? I had onethat saved my whole exists. Actually,

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Drew and I both have that surgery. So icing on the cake. So
would you just feel like you hadto vomit all the time? No,
No, I think his might havebeen a little lower in the system.
Oh yeah, yeah, lower thanthat. Yeah, the top end fixed,
which is the you can keep yourhead a little higher on that one.
He got into that. How manytimes? How many times would you

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have a bowel moving a day?You know, it wasn't it wasn't necessarily
that. It just a lot ofpain associated with it. There was some
some I had an abscess in therethat that had that got real infect it
had to be removed, some badstuff. Yeah. Well, I'm glad
that you're out and the recovery isgoing well. Yeah, and that apps

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