TD&L Full Show For Tuesday- Straight Off The Rack

On today's show we asked people if they wash their new clothes before they wear them. We also talked about fixing things only to make them worse and KFC has their own perfume!

Episode Transcript

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You, Laura, Yeah, goodmorning. It is Tuesday, April thirtieth,
twenty twenty four. Tan or Joand Laura. We are live,
yes, we yeah. Oh everything'sfalling apart today. The radio station me.

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I was gonna say, your body'skind of in good condition compared to
the station. Uh. So Iget here and like, there's no commercials
in the system today for some reason, you know, which is fine for
I guess you and everybody else sweetsso much music, but for some reason
they're not in the log and we'resupposed to have those. It pays,
It pays the bills and keeps alllights on. I would like to receive
my next paychecks. And then whenI call, like, I call the

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people you know who are in charge, you know, in charge supposed to
make sure it happens. And Igo, hey, uh, well you
know what's going on. He's like, no, I got no idea because
people are sleeping. Well I couldtell he was awake separately like his big
dog or that was court okay,medium dog, medium hold. And then
our boss boss just wrote us andsaid loading it down or I'm trying to

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okay frantically getting he says that yourphone is set to do not disturb because
I'm doing the show disturbed. Yeah. Yeah, and also please don't call
me you're actually blocked. I thinkthat's the heart of it. We're gonna
get it fixed. We're gonna getit worked out. Or just having some
technical issues this morning. We apologizeit's our fault this time. This time,

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it really isn't our rarely the deal, but when it is not our
fault, we will let you know. Yeah. Right, anyway, what's
going on with you guys? How'syour morning going? Is your morning going
as smoothly as as as ours?I mean everything was, everything was going
fine until this little incident. Buton the roads today was good for you
items pretty chill. Yeah, itwas definitely. And once I got on

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I five, the I five Ieighty four interchange is always a mask.
I don't understand why it's been thatlike that the last couple of days.
Like I get it on a Friday, right, but like the last couple
of days, it's been super fastand there's no there's no holiday. I
can line up rhyme or reason,but that's two days in a row with

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light traffic not complaining. Were thereaccidents? You know that backed it up
somewhere else, but like no trafficfor us is I mean, I'm like
I said, I'll take it.I don't get it. Yeah, it
was like busy in the suburbs.Like in the neighborhood, everyone is going
super slow, five under the speedlimit. That makes me crazy. And
but once I got onto the mainroads, it was just a free from

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me. Maybe the rapture happened.Maybe Jesus came back you guys. Yeah,
we just don't know it yet.Coming out of your neighborhood now that
you mentioned that, Like, Idon't understand why people make a point to
be like I live here, soI'm gonna go twenty because at the end
of the neighborhood you go to anormal street and then they drive off like
a human being. But like,why do you have to make a point

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because there are chill is five inthe morning. You don't know, people
got to work. I do whatA rogue child might just run out in
front of your car five am,playing with something, chases a ball in
the street. You know. Isaw a teenager pass somebody driving like that
the middle of the day, butlike pasted him in a neighborhood, and
I become so old. I waslike, that was brazen. Like,

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have you guys ever ask somebody ina neighborhood. No, I can't say
that I have unless they're pulled over. Usually just wear it, you know,
yeah, stuff behind this slow person. But uh, later on today
we've got tickets to go see theStones. They're pretty slow and old.
I'm still rocking Mickchagger's hips. There'snothing slow about him. It's slower.

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I mean, ye be stupid toshake him like he was twenty five.
I'm always afraid he's gonna just popall over like a tree and bust a
hip or something on stage. Buthe's still rocking it at what age did
we find out? Through the dayeighty years old to eighty Keith Richard's and
mcchagger. Well, they're gonna beat lumin Field here in Seattle. Uh
not here. I don't know whyI said here, Like this is Portland
is in the north in the Northwest, but yeah, up in Seattle on

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the fifteenth of May. We're goingto send you there. At seven thirty
this morning, we will play whatare we playing Battle Home Battle harm this
week? And it's truck time,semi truck. Yeah, that's right.
So that's that's the truth this morning. So later on today at seven thirty,
we're gonna need two people in semitrucks. So truckers, today's shows
for you. If you are drivingtruck to some I mean you got to

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say that. Lord, you you'redriving truck, driving truck. Then at
seven thirty, make sure you're listeningfor some Stone tickets because we're gonna see
if you al horn is louder thanthe other guy's horn. That's right.
Why don't they put a truck inthere? I don't know there's having a
truck this morning. It takes toolong. It takes too long, don't
I don't have time for that.Truck is totally not authentic. You get

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driving truck right, right, that'show you give yourself away if you say,
oh, you're driving a truck.I'm not all right. We got
to figure out what's in the newstoday. But everything's everything is broken,
everything's messed up. So I gotto find all right here it is here,
it is. Oh my god,we're having issues this morning. That

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has anything loaded yet, not yet, but we'll get there anyway. In
the meantime, let's see what's inthe Newsroom Moon brought to you by Hulu
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here's Laura Well. NBC Universal ishiking the price of Peacock for the second
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this summer, conveniently around the timeof the Paris Olympics. Hmmm. Starting
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Premium Plus will now be thirteen ninetynine a month. The change will
take effect starting July eighteenth for newcustomers and for existing subscribers their next billing

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date on or after August seventeenth.To heads up there speaking very lame.
Speaking of streaming, the Amazon Primevideo series Fallout, which I know we
are all watching, is making history. Since its debut on April tenth,
the series has managed sixty five millionviewers, making it the second best title

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viewed on Amazon Prime, behind TheLord of the Rings The Rings of Power
two. The series has already beenrenewed for a second season. Of course,
the first season is available now inits entirety on Amazon Prime. And
finally, we now know the identitiesof the winners of the one point three

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billion dollar powerball jack potworner here inPortland. One of the winners is an
immigrant from Laos who has had canceractually for eight years. In fact,
his latest chemotherapy treatment was just lastweek. So I'd have to imagine that
some of that money is going tobe going towards medical bills. His name
is Cheng Seyfon, he goes by. He lives in Portland. He says

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he and his wife are taking halfthe money and the rest is going to
a friend who lives in Milwaukee.She chipped in and get this, she
had chipped in one hundred dollars tobuy a batch of tickets with them.
They are taking a lump sun somepayment which is about four hundred and twenty
two million dollars. But if shepitched in one hundred dollars, how many

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tickets did they buy? Right?One hundred? Is it just that if
it's just the two of them,it's probably two hundred dollars? Yeah,
So like how many that's that's prettythat's a lot of that's a lot of
power ball. Take a hundred tickets, yeah, which normally like you're wasting
your money. But they're I mean, are we it worked out? But
I mean, I mean that's athat's a pretty big, amazing, you

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know risk. But hey, Imean it all worked out in their favorite
in the end for the twenty twobucksn how absolutely just about to say that.
So a listener called in and saidthat the guys nay, the winner's
name was either a mark or whatI definitely started with an m. Yeah,
and so the guy's name was Changso far off, like middle class

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guy grinding like these people. Yeah, I just are not the same guy.
Our show wrong again, this againagain though not our faults. Okay,
we got some bad information and youknow what, we watched the news.
The ones that break the news alsosometimes break the story in half because

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it came out too quickly. Uhhuh. So now we know the truth.
Yes, we broke it in half, but now we've put it put
it back to So there you go. More of those stories. All right,
bear with us. We're doing sometechnico technical issues today. But we'll
get there. We'll get there.We'll get there. And now through sports,

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well, it all came down tolast night for a couple of teams.
Because once somebody gets to three wins, you're on the ropes. One
more loss and you're heading home now. The Heat will feel that pain,
as the Celtics jumped out to athree to one lead in Miami last night,
so you'll likely see those bags packsoon. But don't ever count out
the Miami Heat, especially if there'sany way to get Butler back. But

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the Thunder closed the door on thePelicans with a sweep and just shows without
Zion Williamson in the lineup, theyweren't the same team. CJ. McCollum
put up twenty, but it's alosing effort as they go home. But
the one we all really wanted tosee was Lebron and company going to pull
off a win and stay alive inthe playoffs or were they going to bow

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down to the Nuggets. Well,Jamal Murray was not supposed to play in
this game with a calf injury.Actually, management said why don't you sit
this one out, fella, andhe's all negative. I'd like to play
if you'll let me play. Theylet him play, and it came down
to this tied one o six.One oh six was second left ball in
Murray's hands with a chance to seeyou difference of two seconds the game clock

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and the shot clock. Worst casescenario, we're going to overtime. You'll
get to scream Murray to try topoint the time. I'll try drop on
the electors. I gotta go,James A pump the food up French shop.
No, so I was on theclock. Come on, it's a
dance play of one of the defenseof their championship title. There's a why

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and low. I love that guy. It just makes you pump more action
tonight. A couple of games thatwill break down later on this morning,
but if you haven't seen it.Travis Kelce now the richest tight end in
all of football is he got atwo year, thirty four point two five
million dollar contract. It's good tobe him right now. There's sports Now

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it's not a two point five milliondollar contract, but it is one thousand
dollars, which would help you paya couple of bills. Maybe we're going
on vacation, man, that's whatI want to do right now. I'm
really am looking. I'm just goto Travelosity or any of those sites,
and I just look just to justto torture yourself, just a torture myself.
I can't afford anything. It's tripporn kind of Yeah, it totally
is. If you need some cashfor the trip porn you've been looking at.

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Uh, this hour's keyword is bank. Go to one five nine in
the p dot com right now.As soon as you get there, a
box will pop up. Type inthe keyword bank, and we could call
you back with in just a fewminutes with the money. Yeah, KFC
has debuted a new perfume. Ohkids, I'll tell I'll tell you about
it after a I see you,Laura Drew and Laura, would you ever

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like to smell like your favorite restaurant? You know what? After working in
restaurants for so long, I camehome smelling like that every night and it
wasn't great. I'm over it.I don't think I would choose to smell
that way. I don't think it'sa good idea. I dated a girl
who used to work at a Cinnabon, and I didn't mind cinabun back then.
As a matter of fact, cinnebon, cinnabon, whatever, you know.

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I mean, they are kind ofthere. I don't know they're so
it doesn't matter. So I don'tneed it. I don't need it because
she she would come home smelling likethat, And dude, I can't even
walk by the place now without kindof just gagging a little bit. Yeah,
so I don't think you want tosmell like your favorite your favorite place.
Imagine how she felt. You know. It's like imagine because I used
to think it would be so greatto get a job at like a donut

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shop or something. But there's noquicker way to ruin something you love.
I agree, And I think thatmight be part of my problem with Applebee's.
Yeah, because Applebee's didn't do anythingto me personally. But Amy worked
there for like fifteen years or somethingcrazy, maybe twelve, and she just
went there a lot long enough.She I never went at all, but
she would come straight from work whenit closed and meet us out at the

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bars. I used to do karaoke, and then she would stay at my
house every time. And so thatsmell of Applebee's is just stuck to you
in that black shirt that she usedto show up in. Well, if
you're interested, KFC Kentucky Fried Chickenis debuting a new barbecue, you perfume
barbecue that will leave you quote tipsywith hunger. Oh boy, I don't

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know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're unveiling a new already sold out
of charcoal and smoked wood scented perfume. They say, quote, we've all
been there, that unmistakable aroma ofbarbecue drifting through the air, tantalizing our
senses. This is the way KFCis selling it, sure, leaving us
with the craving of the taste ofsmoky bacon or sorry, smoky goodness,

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I just thought of smoky bacon.But what if you could capture that irresistible
scent in a bottle? KFC wrote. The original recipe is called number one.
I don't know. It's some Frenchthing. E a u oh.
It's so it's like the barbecue,Yes, number eleven to barbecue. It

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comes in a sleek looking one hundredmilligram black and red striped bottle. Sure,
it's so sleek. That sells cheaperthan five p That sells cheaper than
a five piece tender combo. Thatjust shows how bad tenders have gotten on
price. Yeah, because that theysay that the average is like thirteen dollars
to eighty two cents for that somm hmm wow, I hate to uh

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to bust them up here but wasthere not a single person in the creative
meeting you said Smelling like barbecue isjust stand in front of a smoker and
open it once, Carl, yousmell like popcorn chicken today, you smell
handsome like because the way they describedit, they're describing barbecue. Do they
even do barbecue like a smoke eachThey might, they might do something.

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I mean I feel like this.I do feel like the sauce probably like
a sauce, Yeah, like sauceto dip your popcorn chick. And it
seems like KFC skipped the lane.Make it smell like og recipe. But
then you could come on, you'regoing to do it, do it right.
I could smell like a bucket.Yeah, that's what I want to
smell, Just a greasy bucket,like when your nose is halfway in the

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bucket grabbing another piece of chicken.That's what It's just. I want to
smell like some taters and gravy becauseI wanted to be This sounds like a
cologne that should have been from Triggeror something, not from KFC. But
so you don't have that, youdon't have a problem with the scent.
True, it's just I think they'reboth very dumb, both ideas, but
I would rather have original recipes.Okay, that's fair. I mean maybe

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striped thing. It seems like thisone has done well. I mean,
I'm gonna wear it already, somaybe they're gonna I'm gonna wear it to
our next company gathering. I'm somethingsweet and smoky professional, just me.
I smell like bucket. You knowwhat I'm saying, Dude, You smell
like deep smelled. But what if? What if we start wearing the perfume

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and the cologne of the things wewant to be served at our next company
party, just to put the ideain our boss heads. But I love
the smell when I go into apizza joint. I always just imagine that's
what Heaven smells like. I thinkpizza places no matter what the pizza place,
even if the pizza is kind ofbad, I don't want to smell
like it's just like Cinnabon, whereit's like after a while it starts.

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I don't want to smell like myfavorite pizza pizza place because I want to
enjoy it when I go in there. I want to go, oh,
I haven't smelled this in a while. And oh it's just glorious. I
don't want to just waft into aroom. And also I feel like this
smell is an indicator of what you'reabout to eat. You're like, oh,
it smells good. It makes meexcited to have dinner. But like
when you're just wearing the perfume,it's just teee. It's like you smell

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like barbecue. And now I don'tget to eat. Where's where's my brisket?
You know there's no payoff? Yeah, And I think anything and too
much is going to burn you out. Whatever you love, like the pizza,
pizza is so amazing, but it'sbecause it didn't smell like pizza outside,
right, and now it does notLike Oh, I'm trying to sleep
and I smell like okay, can'tget it out of my nostrils. Let's

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let's ask the audience. So ifyou were to smell like your favorite your
favorite fast food joint or your favoriterestaurant when you score, what would it
be? What would you squirre itunder that neck? Or maybe here you
spray into the air and you walkinto it. Some people do that.
There you go, so it's toowould you spray a little burger villa into
the air and walk into it.Oh wow, I feel like if you
squirted McDonald's on your neck, thesaltiness would burn your skin a little like

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you just shaved, but it wouldbe a good burn, that mcburn.
Yeah nine is our lazy boy textline. You can also send us a
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We've got a lot of good stuff, like the Donkey Show podcast, the
Show After the Show, Yeah,unedited, ncensored. It's just us babbling
about stuff that we weren't allowed totalk about on the air. Very risque.
Sometimes you didn't get to it ora lot of times, there's like
stuff I'd like to play unedited,Like yesterday we played that clip of Chad
Krueger Kroger whatever technically become Tomato TomatoI've got in my head. I also

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like how you've adopted his new name. I know, and I and like
I I've called him Kroger my wholelife that you know, but yeah,
and Kroger he shall stay. Weneed to get him on the phone recently,
Like a couple years ago, wesaid it's actually Krueger, and all
of a sudden it stuck in myhead. Now, so anyway, somebody
just bumped into him at a baror a casino in Vegas and demanded that
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can also, uh check out justthe random videos we posted, Like was
that when you posted yesterday, Laura, the oh gosh, I just don't
know. I've posted so many Ihad it up and then we're having a
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was yesterday's problem. These links notaggressive, Uh, the apartment with its
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Another keyword that could be your keywordfor your shot at one thousand dollars
in cash money. Help you paysome bills man, Yeah, you know,
I know paydays today and tomorrow fora lot of people. But yeah,
some of that money's already gone fora lot of us. So another
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and Laura. Drew and Laura,don't forget. We got tickets to the

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Rolling Stones coming up here in abouttwenty minutes. Let's check some talkback messages.
Good morning, Brew crew. Ibet that Paul group that chipped in
on the winning launtery ticket, Ibet they only used the friends money from
Vancouver to buy the tickets and theydidn't pitch in anything. They're just getting
free half of the pot there.It's kind of like when you go to

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Vegas friend says, put twenty onblack and you come back say sorry,
we lost, but you just pocketat twenty bucks, just saying yeah.
But the difference here is is they'retaking home four hundred and twenty something million
dollars. Twenty ten millions. Talkabout a glass half empty. It's like
two friends split it. I betit didn't even bet them. Yeah,
at this point doesn't matter. Yeah, they all are so rich. Yeah,

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yeah, what's one hundred dollars inthe grand scheme of thing? Yeah,
they paid the piper. We aregetting a few text messages from people,
We've gotten a few in the lastday that they say, hey,
that collary of yours light about thewinner's name starting with an M. So
much for Matt Mark or Mike andthe powder Ball winner dudes named end up
being Chang. They call him Charlie. Really. But what's great about this
guy is that obviously he won fourhundred and twenty two million dollars, but

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you know he's been suffering from cancer. His last cancer treatment was just last
week. He had chemotherapy treatment justlast week, and it's been eight and
it's been eight years. You know, he's in the hole for some of
those medical bills. So this money, I mean, it's literally a lifesaver.
Yeah, yeah, you can getthe best care. And imagine that
doing your last chema, which wouldmean he's on his way up and out

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of it. Hopefully it's his finalone. I don't know if it's just
the last time he's done it,but to know you have multiple hundreds of
millions and you're dealing with the healththing, it just shows that cash can
buy mostly. And did you seehim yesterday ar in the press conference.
He was wearing like a sash sasharound his neck and everything. I know
too if I just went for itto twenty two million. But he said

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yesterday during the press conference that heand his thirty seven year old wife are
taking half the money and the restis going to a friend, which I
think is nice because she lives inMilwaukee. Too many times I think you
hear of this type of thing happening, and like a fight erupts where it's
like, well, I mean,I'm the one who actually went in and
bought the tickets, so I don'tthink you deserve exactly half. And it
sounds like it's just gonna be suplitson the middle and everyone's going to stay

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friends and it's all gonna be gucci. It shows that when people are like,
hey, who wants to go inon a ticket pool? You got
to be careful who's in your pool? Yeah, because if they're not like
these people, it could be abig mess. What's gonna happen. Yeah,
it'd be a huge nightmare. We'veseen that before. That's happened where
people at work won and then youknow there was like, no, there's

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a fight. These are my otherlawsuits, not the ones from the pool.
These are my other tickets. Ifeel like in most situations, if
people at work win, in mostsituations, somebody's gonna get sued. Yeah.
Right. I just feel like whenthere's like, you know, too
many five six plus people, Yeah, too many is going to be a
Yeah. It still blows my mindthat the lumpsum is four hundred and twenty

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two million dollars. Each of themare taking home just over two hundred and
like two hundred and ten million dollarsout of one point three billion dollars,
Like, doesn't that seem so low? Yes, during the press conference even
said quote, we're billionaire. No, you're not really, not even halfway
there from it. But I meanstill nothing to the number of paid but

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said yes, but we all knowthe math. It's insane how much they
take out in taxes. But congratulationsto Charlie Chang. It's not Michael,
it's not Matt, it's not smart, it's Chang. So far from so
close to where the hell was thatone guy? And what was he talking
about? I don't know his nameis Mark, trust me, So I

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want to hear. I want tohear more about the process of the ticket,
right because we know where he gotit, But like, is there
did anything happen? Like did you? Because I'd be running it through my
head. Did I go back tomy car because I forgot my my actual
cash and the ashtray? And thatchanged when you actually got the ticket and
made you win the money. Everythingabout that day I would relive and I

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might even say it out loud intoa recorder just to always remember that,
like it was those steps that ledto my foreinder million. Whoever bought the
ticket should get a little extra paton the back. They must have all
been quick picks too, because ifthe one friend put in one hundred dollars,
they must have at least put inone hundred dollars. So that's that's

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a lot of that's quite a fewtickets they ended up purchasing. Yeah,
I'm sure they just were coming offthe machine like receipts. Hotcakes. We
have a couple of text messages onour Lazy Boy text line, people chiming
in about the last segments we wereearlier talking about KFC and their new perfume.
It's a KFC perfume, believe itor not. Yeah, terrible,

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terrible idea. Yeah, what doesit smell like? Again, it's like
barbecue, like barbecue, like smoky, smoky. It doesn't smell. What
it should smell like is like whenyou walk into a KFC. That's smell,
right, that delicious smell. Butno, it's like a barbecue.
You should instantly go into finger lickinggood mode and start gobbling your knuckles.
It should be so original, resuslike gut your hands out of your mouth,
see delicious fat. Thor said there'salready a KFC sent out there,

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and it's called sweaty obesity. Hey, not too far out of control.
So he would know because yeah,he got sweats like Ad wrote that while
eating a bucket. I was withhim on Saturday at the Mini Kiss concert
at a line with the sweat andhe was sweating profusely. He he like
ran to go get the lead singerof Many kissing mountain Dew. I remember

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where we talked about that yesterday.We talked about it on the show The
Actual Okay, Well, uh,he ran to go get him a mountain
dew because he's pretty much like aroadie for this guy. And when he
came back, he looked like hejumped in the shower and hopped out here.
And that's kind of fast. Likeonce he sweat at that level in
public, it's got it's tough tocome back from him. Yeah, let's

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check a couple of talkback messages realfast. Hey, guys, Nick and
Portland here. I used to runthe lottery pool for when the uh,
when I got over five hundred millionat a previous job. But I always
copied all the lottery tickets, andI gave copies to everyone in the pool
because I used to run my owntickets too, and I didn't I have
that kind of mess. That's agood idea, like copy everything before and

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make sure you've got all your youryour eyes dotted. It's so true.
Because you wouldn't be able to beton your own and get away with it
if you didn't. Because here Igo, Well, my wife picked up
a couple of tickets. Well,sure she did, until we have proof,
because then the ops can won alittle taste. Well, congratulations to
Chang. Get the full story onthe powerball winner online at one of five

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nine dot com and now through sportsWell. It was down to the wire
for at least one team last night, even though the Celtics went ahead and
threw the heat on the Ropes nowup three games to one. Also,

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the thunder closed the door and thePelicans there season is officially over. They
can start booking those all inclusive trips. And the Lakers were up against it
with Joker and the Nuggets. Nowit was crazy because Jamal Murray wasn't supposed
to play in this game, hadan injured calf, but he begged management
to let him play and the powersthat be listen to him. Good thing,

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because he had a chance to deliverthe dagger on lebron Y'll get scream
try to point the time, We'lltime I drop out the Lakers. I
gotta go, James upop the foodup punch shot now, so I was
on the clock. Come on,it's a dance. Payl one have the
defense of their championship title. There'sa why alow and it leaves a question

(27:33):
as Lebron and Anthony Davis pack theirbags, will it be the last time
you see him in a Lakers jersey? Well, he wouldn't answer the question
afterwards in the press conference about whethera he will play in the NBA next
year. He's been in the leaguefor like twenty one years and b will
he be a Laker? Remember hisson right now is eligible for the draft.

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Anything could happen. You know.It's nice. It's nice to be
a Kelsey brother. Not only didTravis Kelcey net himself thirty four million dollars
over the course of two years,He's also got a brother, Jason,
who is now going to be seenon Monday Night football pre game straight out
of the NFL and into the primeslot. He's got a good personality,

(28:18):
he's got a big name and couldwork out for him long term. Those
brothers have it good. There's justsports all right. Coming up next,
We're gonna play Tanner duin Laura's battleHorn for your chance at tickets. To
see the Rolling Stones at Lumenfield herein about two weeks. It's going to
be a good show. And whoknows it could be the last Stones two
ever. I mean, oh yeah, you don't know what These guys eights

(28:40):
the last night of their lives.You never know. Not trying to wish
that, I'm just saying it couldhappen. Let's see callers ten and eleven.
You need to be in your truckright now. So we're looking for
semi truckers this morning, right yes, if you're driving, If you're driving
truck this morning and you're behind thewheel right now, call us eight six
six four four five nine. We'regonna see how allowed your horn is compared

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to the other guy. Yep,all right, it's horn off and we'll
do that right after Guns and Roses. Don't like Tanner, Jo and Laura
on the Brew. Laura, don'tforget. We are streaming video in real
time at one of five nine inthe br dot com. If you want
to see the show as it happens, just check out the spy cam.

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And we apologize for our faces inadvance. It's it's all I got early,
Okay, it's not our fault.Uh, all right, we've got
some tickets to go see the RollingStones all this week. And listen,
these are not the greatest seats.They're like the worst seats in the house.
We're just gonna in the house.We're just gonna admit it right here
from the get go. Uh,these are not the best seats. Recently

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we did give away like front rowseats, you know, tickets that were
really really close to the stage.This time these are bleeders. These are
nose bleeders. But at least you'llbe in to the Rolling Stones concert at
Lumenfield coming up on the fifteenth nextmonth. That's right right, be Foddery.
You've set in the Bleeders before almostevery time, all the time,
elusively my spot. And uh sometimesthose people know how those the people know

(30:08):
how to party. They appreciate it, appreciate it more, I feel,
yeah, because you're fighting for yourlife up there, like like Blazer games
up there on the Bleeders is alot of fun because they're the ones.
Not that other people don't earn it, but they grind for it, you
know, like to if you putblood, sweat and tears into the last
dollar you're spending to go to thisshow. You're not gonna sit there on
your phone. You're gonna get upand you're gonna cheer on every song that

(30:32):
the Stones sing. Yeah, andyou're in the house. You're just glad
to be there, right right,And like, I'm not trying to pooh
pooh shows like big stadium shows likethis, but it's like if you are,
if you're anywhere other than like thefloor, you're still far away.
You're still watching the show on thejumbo tron anyway, serious trons those Yeah,
I mean, you were gonna beable to see just as well as

(30:53):
anybody else, I think. Sothat's right, even if you don't have
a cataract, you're gonna feel likeyou Right, So let's hook you up
with some tickets to go see theStones with the fun game of Tanner jew
and Laura's Battle Home. All right, this morning, we're going with truckers.

(31:14):
Two people driving truck this morning,we're gonna a're gonna go head to
head and see how loud their hornsare, and the person with the loudest
horn obviously will get the tickets.This morning. Yeah, let's go to
line one. It is Rick andTwalleton. Good morning, Rick, Yeah,

(31:37):
big Rick? What up, dude? Oh? Just drop stuff off
here and there? Yeah. Whatkind of truck do you drive? Oh
it's a flatbed, a flatbed?All right, what are you dropping off?
Okay, it's very important, yeah, very deep. All right,

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dude. Well, let's meet youropponent and see if she has a louder
horn. What's up? Her nameis Denny calling from Portland. Good morning,
Denny, Good morning. Is itfair to say you don't see a
lot of female truckers? Not alot now? And how long you've been
driving truck? Eighteen years? Wow? Doing a long time. It's a

(32:25):
long game. And what do yousay to the people who say women can't
drive truck or should And what doyou say to them? Uh? Drive
them any day? What she saidsomething about? I think that was truck
talk for I got, I gotthe screw them. Yeah? What what
is she hauling? Hall? Concrete? Concrete makes that'd be Those are always

(32:50):
my favorite trucks as a kid.I thought they were very cool. I
always wanted to pull a lever tomake it spin only I think they always
have to spin because you don't.That's yeah, I'll spin an empty too,
I don't care now the flip theswitch to flip that thing to make
it spin. Is it inside oris it outside? Is it in the
canyon outside? Ah? Okay.You could also hit the button that makes

(33:13):
the thing start pouring. Oh yeah, start goop scoop. Have you ever
poured concrete on somebody just because theywere being a jerk? No, but
I wanted Yeah, I bet they'rein prime position to get rock. We
could probably make that happen at abacon and beer sometimes. Yeah. When
the concrete mixer pulled over my house, it cracked my driveway. That's how

(33:34):
heavy they are. All right,let's see who's got the louder horn.
Let's go to Rick into Walleton drivingthe freight liner flatbed this morning. Rick,
I got the VU meter up.Go ahead, pull that horn.
Let's see how out it is.Okay, I came up to sixteen's pretty
beast from the horn. A lotof concrete. Beat that all right?

(33:57):
Denny in Portland driving the mixer.Let's hear that horn, go ahead and
pull it. Oh man, Iwas gonna say that is that? I
want to say that one that waslike a sliver, a little like just
a little like what is a littleUh, I think it was a little
scow scotch higher. Yeah, shouldwe do it one more time? I

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think we should horn again. Horn. We're getting horny this morning. Uh
horn, Let's have Walleton ahead andpulled that horn one more time. That
one wasn't as loud, I think. Yeah. And one pump Denny in
Portland, one pump up. Youknow what they say. Yeah, I

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think it's I think it's getting thegrand slam of congratulations. Denny. You
got the latter horn this morning byjust a scouch, just a little.
You just got tickets to go seethe Rolling Stone in Seattle on May fifteenth.

(35:04):
Thank you. You're welcome. Hangingthe phone, we'll get your information.
We've got another pair of tickets comingup tomorrow, of course, and
you get another shot at one offive nine dot com. Very exciting stuff,
right, beef Wadder, that's right. I'm just thinking about how much
fun she's gonna have getting buzzed inthat thin air she'll be sitting in.
Oh yeah, altitude buzz my favorite. Yeah, it takes a long time,

(35:25):
only free buzz. You're gonna getthat all right. You know what
the drinks are expensive drink exactly anybodyelse's I bass be like they're about to
pop. You get up there frontof it feels like you're in Denver all
this week. Tickets are the rollingstones, but we admit they're not the
best seats. They are the worstseats in the house. But at least
she'll be in Bleeder tickets all week. We'll have another pair of them.

(35:46):
Rude brought to you by Hulu PlusLive TV. Switch today to watch over
ninety five live channels. Now here'sLaura. Well, this is kind of
cool if it works. Spray paintingdrones are being tested to remove graffiti in
the state of Washington. The stateDepartment of Transportation is running a pilot program

(36:07):
in Tacoma and Olympia with drones thatcan paint over graffiti in hard to reach
places overpasses, bridges, and walls, things like that. The drones have
a tube that connects to a paintsupply on the ground. They're currently being
trained. Washington Department of Transportation employeesare being trained as drone operators, and

(36:28):
the tests are being done in constructionzones at the moment where the lanes are
already closed. Because these drones cannotbe flown over moving traffic. But if
the tests are successful, the programcould be expanded next year to other areas,
and boy do we need it.Yeah, so maybe we could make
that happen. And they got themquick though, because that graffiti moves quick,
you know, they get it offand then two days later it's back.

(36:51):
Yeah. It would be nice tolike just like on like signs of
the overpasses and things of that nature. If they could even use it like
a like a powerwak, sure toget some of it off those. But
well I think that says stop,but it looks like an eight ball instead,
right exactly? Can't we make thepunishment for getting caught spray painting that
you have to do like X numberhours of obtained off? Yeah, over

(37:13):
it, like that should be thepunishment. That's a good idea. Three
people, and we've talked about thisa bit this morning, are claiming the
one point three billion dollar powerball jackpotticket that was sold here in Portland.
Sheng Se Fawn and his wife aresplitting half the jackpot with a friend.
They took the lump sum, soafter taxes, they divided four hundred and
twenty two million dollars. Chang hasbeen battling cancer for six years. He's

(37:38):
been on disability. He immigrated tothe United States in nineteen ninety four and
worked as a machinist making aircraft partsbefore getting cancer. But the first thing
he and his wife plan to dois pay for medical care and buy a
house pretty far from Michael or Markor Matt or Matt to the name that
that caller said that I'm pretty surethe person works for somebody I know,

(38:01):
and then it starts with an M. Wrong, so far from the truth.
That guy got the American dream thoughyou immigrated to the United States,
you worked your ass off, thatprobably is what got you sick, and
then you got hundreds of millions ofdollars. Yeah, So congrats to him
and his family. And finally youmay have heard about this. I think

(38:22):
I think the news broke about thislast week. But just two years after
opening, the Sports bra has announcedplans to go nationwide through a franchise model.
They opened just in twenty twenty twoin Northeast Portland with a mission to
make great food, delicious, strengths, and provide a space that supports,
empowers and promotes girls and women insports and in the community. The expansion

(38:45):
is going to be boosted by fundingfrom a foundation created by the co founder
of Reddit Big Money who. Sheis also married to tennis legend Serena Williams,
So this is a pretty big deal. The owner of sports Bra,
Jenny Nowhenz said, when she uhis when she or rather I'm sorry,
she already has She's already received ondriving inquiries. And you said she was

(39:14):
married to Serena Williams. I thinkSerena Williams is married to a dude.
Alexis. Ohanyan, so maybe Alexisis a dude. Could be, but
she definitely has a husband and akid. Maybe it is now and now
I'm just a jerk who thinks thisman is a woman. Hold on,
Alexi, why because she's good attennis? Just playing with hate either way,

(39:36):
Alexis something. Oh yeah, totallya man. Sorry, sorry,
but I mean, how many guysdo you know? Name Alexis? I
mean, and it made sense right, the whole sports Bra thing. But
yeah, definitely definitely a dude.You're thinking, well, I didn't know
she was married to with chick.No she's not. She is absolutely not.

(39:59):
But yeah, so that's gonna beawesome over one hundred inquiries already,
So they're gonna be like the nextto Applebee's being women's sports. So congrats
Eaten Good in the neighborhood. Yeah, more on those stories. One of
five nine at brew dot Com.All right, it's been jumping to conclusions.
Yeah, coming up next the keywordthat could be your keyword? At
one thousand dollars in cash from thecash Caren, what would you spend that

(40:21):
on a vacation? Maybe some bills? You're gonna have a chance. Coming
up right after the Chili Peppers.It's Tanner, Jew and Laura on the
Brew. You're listening to Drew andLaura. Drew and Laura. Have you
ever tried to fix something only tomake it worse? Like every relationship I've
ever been, I meant like athing. But yeah, I guess you

(40:43):
slid right in a lane that workedeight six six four four five one of
five nine. Uh yeah, I'vedefinitely like, oh I can fix this
right, start to take it apart, and then I don't know how to
put it back together, or it'sjust the job is bigger than I thought
it'd be. It's happened so manytimes, but it happened to you recently
drew. Yeah, Over the weekend, I was fixing my UH. I

(41:06):
bought a couple of flapper kits,of which are the back of your toilet,
you know when you need to whenthat little booy that's back there that
as water comes in, it risesup and then stops when you're when your
toilet's full. Yeah, because yourtoilet's in acting yeah funny right, Yeah.
So one of them went all theway out, and the other one,
no joke, was taking about fivefull minutes to fill with that hissing

(41:29):
sound. That yeah, a soundstarts to drive you crazy after a while,
and other people in the house arelike, your toilet's running, and
half the time it would be stillrunning too, like they were broken.
So I needed to fix two.I went downstairs. I fixed the one
downstairs in a very Bob Villa typeway. I felt like al Borland or

(41:50):
something. I dialed that one in. So then I go upstairs, same
mission, and I start to unscrewthat little kit off of the toilet after
I turned the water out. Isit the sameottle of toilet? For everything
is the same, But I've gotthe new fangled corky complete flapper kits got
it and yeah, the flapper kit. I knew a girl in college,

(42:10):
not the same, so big flapper. So everything was fine when I'm but
when I'm undoing the screw underneath thetoilet into the tank, it won't come
off like it's it's been on thereso long that it's it's kind of like
locked tight. So I grabbed apair of pliers, reached into the tank,

(42:31):
and then tried to screw it off. Well, in that process fully
torqued I the the pliers slipped myhand, No, my hands slid across,
and I broke off that white towerthat sits in the middle that the
water pours through. I snapped itright in half. Yeah, I don't

(42:52):
know how it karate chopped something thatquickly, but it just comes off.
When that comes off, you're nolonger just putting in a new pump.
You now have to take the toiletapart, like the You have to get
in and remove the bolts and takethe whole top of the toilet off and
replace everything from the ground up that'snot made of porcelain. So I went

(43:15):
from having a like five minutes awayfrom finished and to rolling up the sleeves
and my wife's not home, soit's me in an infant who's laying on
the ground in there with me,and I'm like, oh my god.
I added two two and a halfhours. I had to take off the
toilet, go back, get fullkits with the rubber underside. I didn't
even know how to take off atoilet, let alone put one back on.

(43:37):
I know now, I was justgonna say that, but you do.
Now, I've seen people do it. It doesn't seem like it's that
hard. It just seems like there'sa lot of physical labor, a lot
of work, a lot of stuffcoming off and then putting on, then
making sure the seals are right right. And you know, once you start
emptying things out, other seals whenyou take those screws off, start to
fall apart, and so you haveto go get new washer and new a

(44:00):
little rubber pieces. It just kept. This could have been just a two
or three minute job. Yeah,And I told Amy, don't go to
the score the store while I'm fixinga toilet, like I have to either
watch the baby or do the toilet. I'm blaming myself. What No,
it's her fault. Twenty percent.I'll take seventy five percent of the blame.
But I just couldn't believe it snappedright off. What kind of Yeah,

(44:22):
but I'll tell you what, guys, the new kid, it could
cut a loaf of bread in half. You want to, you get a
tumbey ache at my house, Noworries, it fills back up fifteen sick.
Just torque that bad boy out ofthere. Yeah, but you got
the toilet, I'll put back togetherand everything. Yeah, so it's sexy
now, but it I mean itwas. I was supposed to be sloth
and I was supposed to be likerolling some screen time. Yeah, it

(44:45):
sucks when you just try to fixsomething and you cause a bigger pride worse
you had. When did you tryto fix something and then make it worse?
Eight six six four four five oneo five nine is the phone number?
Be fodder. I I since thatyou've done this before. Yeah,
I just did a very I fixedmy tank like the weekend before he fixed
his, My toilet was doing thesame thing, just taking twenty seven days

(45:07):
to refill. And it's kind oflike, even though it's your own toilet,
it's still it's still a toilet.Above the tank doesn't bother me.
That's just water. And I guessyou're not having to like take it off
the wall no or anything like that, right, but it's running into gray
water because those those little bolts werelike giving way and rust. Now,
I've been in a situation where Ihad to deal with some funky stuff,

(45:27):
and this is a I'll try tomake this quick. So one night my
doorbell rings, right I'm hanging out. It's my neighbor across the street and
over a house. Just kind ofwave when he goes to the mailbox kind
of thing, don't really know,and he's like, hey, strange question.
I go yeah, he goes,uh, you think you could help
me get my toilet off. I'mlike, well, I mean, I
guess what's going on over there?And he's like, I can't. The

(45:49):
bolts are rusted and I can't getit and I don't have the tools for
it. And so I go,all right, well, let me grab
a couple of things and i'll seeyou over that. Now I would think,
okay, well he's asking me.Then I would assume that he's cleaned
up. Yeah, the thing's beenwiped down, and that was fine,
But you're still dealing with the stranger'stoilet. Yeah, itself is no matter
how clean or dirty it is,it's still somebody else's toilet. Yeah,
stuf's gone on. So get mysaws all over there and we cut the

(46:10):
bolts off. He had everything andwas able to did he wipe it down
A wipe down toilet? Yeah,everything, everything was good. He was
embarrassed to come and ask me forhelp, but he was stuck. He
had to get it done because hewas leaving in the morning, there was
going to be people at his housewhatever. And so, uh, job
gets done and I go, man, I gotta ask you a question.
What made you ring my doorbell?And he goes, I don't know,

(46:31):
man, You're just always out thereworking on stuff. And I just thought
you'd have the tools and you couldget you could get it done. And
yeah, And he's just been supercool to me every since. Every hanks
and waves when he drives by.Yeah, yeah, shout out to Mark.
I felt like he owes you atoilet repair. Yeah, you random
fishing turns out of that thing beforehe came and rang your bells? Why

(46:52):
was there a double decker in here, brut I just imagine him like walking
across the street going all right,how do I position this question? I'm
desperate? What do I do?Yeah? Nine is our lazy boy text
line, When did you try tofix something and you just made it worse?
We are getting talkback messages through theiheartradioop download it for your cell phone
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(47:17):
I was almost done. I wasputting on the back tire and I've broken
a stud that holds the axle on. I was so mad I started throwing
tools. But you know I gotit fixed that night. Now I was
riding that morning. Nice. Allright, more your calls than talkbacks coming
up and now through sports, here'strue. After yesterday's NBA playoff games,

(47:45):
the Heat one game away from eliminationagainst the Celtics, and it was after
that it was packing bags all nightlong. It felt like a trip to
the holiday and as the Pelicans wereswept out by the thunder in the Oklahoma
City while they we're the one seed, have now put everyone on notice that
this is no fluke, that oneof the youngest rosters in all of the

(48:06):
league is red hot and rolling.Now will they get past a team like
the Nuggets. When the Nuggets firsthad to get past Lebron and the Lakers.
The game tied at one oh sixwith just seconds left when Jamal Murray
got the ball in his hand.Difference to two seconds the game clock and
the shot clock. Worst case scenario, We're going to overtime. You'll get
your screen Murray to try to breakthe time. We'll talk out about the

(48:29):
Lakers. I gotta go James abovethe food up French shot, No solosema'clock.
The Nuggets a dance fab one havethe defense of their championship title.
There's a wild and who now thattitle will have to go through a place
like Oklahoma City because they are theone seed. But Lebron was the talk

(48:52):
of the town yesterday as he saidhe's undecided on his future end quote,
hadn't given it much thought. Beas unbelievable. The only thing is he
is in great shape. He's stillgood enough to be in the NBA.
But can you pay him thirty millionto stay on the Lakers? Are you
gonna do that? Or is hegonna end up playing with his son somewhere.
We'll have to wait and see,and finally, sad deal for the

(49:14):
Timberwolves coach as I don't know ifhe saw this, but someone ran into
him on the sideline while he wascoaching, went down, had to be
tended to by medical staff, andnow sources say he will have knee surgery
because of that. So you don'thave to play to get hurt. Are
you hurt or injured? Coach thatsaid I'd be doing to him, there's
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you're listening to and Laura Drew andLaura. So there's a debate going on
online where people are going back andforth about whether or not you should wash

(50:19):
your clothes after you buy them fromthe store before you wear them. You
wear them before you wear them,and uh, this is on Reddit right
now, this pole and it isreally close. It is almost split down
the middle on how many people feellike you should wash your clothes before you
wear them. It depends on theclothing item. Yeah, Like if it's

(50:39):
a I can't see ladies doing thatto a bathing suit, or it's a
pair of underwear or something like that, Like I don't know if somebody has
tried that on before I bought it, you know, So it's like that
kind of thing. I mean,I guess guys underwear. It comes on
a kind of package. But alsoit's like I don't know what factory this
was made in, Like I feellike I should throw it in the wash
case. Personally, never wash myclothes before I buy them. I really

(51:02):
try to hold off washing my clothes, like like my hoodies and my jeans
for as long as I can becauseI love the way they feel and look.
When they're brand new. I'm withyou. As soon as you wash
a T shirt. You know,I love black, and so you wash
a black shirt starts there fading asblack as they used to be. Yeah,
Yeah, I'm with you one hundredpercent on this, because I don't
think that anything holds its luster aftera wash, and you, like black

(51:28):
pants are a perfect example. Whenyou wear a brand new pair of black
pants, it's almost like noticeable howblack they are. One wash and you
you suck like nine percent of thelife out of them. But I also
feel like some of that stuff straightoff the rack feels a little stiff to
me. I need to just liketoss it in and it'll loosen up the

(51:51):
more I wear it, Like prettymuch after like a day of jeans.
Also, I'm stiff jeans loosen enoughsomething that it kind of surprises me that
you don't wash your clothes firsthand erbecause you have such a strong sense of
smell, and I feel like sometimesnew clothing has like a new clothing smell
that for me is kind of likesmells like success to me. Yes,
within minutes, they're gonna smell likeme. So I usually don't. I

(52:14):
don't like new car scent. Ilike the new car, the new car,
the new clothing smell. Yeah,I I never wash them because I
really try to hold off on washingmy clothes for as long as possible.
Yeah, but this this, thispole is split down the middle. Do
you wash your clothes before you wearthem? And if you don't or should
you? I guess because it's allsize specific too, Like if I'm in

(52:36):
a pinch and we're going out andI need a polo like a collared short
sleeve, and I go to astore if I have to. If we're
going out tonight or tomorrow night,it's different. But no, but it's
about sizing because if I might beable to roll the dice and wash it
and see how it is later,if if it doesn't need to be now,
but if I need to make surethat it's not like a baby size

(53:00):
or I'm not floating if you wantto, if you want it to fit
the way it did, when youhave to wear it the way you tried
it on, which is pre wash. Well, this this article says now,
wearing clothes straight from the store withoutWashington probably won't kill you, but
it can cause some nasty reactions andhas the potential to pass along some sicknesses
and some ickiness that maybe you'd rathernot know about. You know, I

(53:22):
do think like I know that thereare times where I've put on a shirt
and I'm sure somebody else has triedit on and didn't see like deodorant marks
running up the side. I've donethat where you can tell like this one
looks a little loose, I'm gonnaput this one back and get I'm gonna
get one on the very back ofthe wreck. Yeah, you don't want
that tattered neck? Yeah. Again, I think it totally depends on what
the what the item is, Like, I'm not going to wash a pair

(53:43):
of jeans probably, yeah, theysay, I wear it. The thing
about new clothes is that you arevery likely not the first person to have
tried them on, right, evenif you buy them online, they say,
And you're definitely not the first personto have handled them. The online
thing is weird. Yeah, Ithought I got them right out of a
box or something. And it's goingto depend on the business too. Like
a pair of New Balances that youbuy from New Balance, they have no

(54:07):
reason to let somebody try them on. If I buy them all out of
a less unless you purchase it onlineand from the store or like they restock
returns or something like that. Yeah, that's true, a professor of dermatology
at Columbia University's Medical Center told Today'sshow quote, I've seen cases of lice
that were possibly transmitted from trying onclothes in the store. Oh god,

(54:29):
but they say other funguses, scabiesclothing and oh my god are extreme cases.
You don't got a new shirt rashonce in a while. You haven't
live scabs on your neck. Thisthis guy says, in terms of hygiene,
washing clothes before you wear them isa very good thing to do.
I suppose he's a dermatologist, thoughI don't know. I also think like

(54:52):
there's chemical Like there's chemicals on theclothing, new clothing that you like to
put on, and like you don'twant to get a rash. Yeah,
who's in judge her town? Imean, it's everyone's a little rashy now.
And then who knows why. Let'sgo to Michael online one good morning,
dude, good morning, hey brother. You wash your clothes before you

(55:15):
before you, you know, wearthe house. Sometimes I do. Sometimes
I don't, All Right, whatis the determining factor when when do you
do it and when do you not. If it's a new shirt, I
do. If it's uh underwear orpants, I guess I washed them first.

(55:35):
Yeah, yeah, I never.I never washed the shirts. No
man, no ways. Moscuous asI get is wearing that underwear without a
wash. The only thing I likeabout the wash of washing my shirts is
that it will tighten them up whenthey get a little loose. Same thing
with the jeans, because jeans dayby day, because you wear them a
couple of days, they they loosenand loosen, and so eventually you do

(55:57):
got to throw them in to givethem a little squeeze. Listen to these
text messages coming in on a lazyBoy text line. This one's from zero
sorry three zero six four. Itsays, you guys are savages. I
wash all of my new clothes.This one's from eighty five eighty nine,
and that says, yes, Iwash all my new clothes. You never
know who. You never know who'sput that s on. Plus you have
no idea how it was or whereit was stored, the chemicals, et

(56:20):
cetera. This one's from twenty sixtwenty says if you saw how your clothes
came off the trucks, you woulddefinitely want to wash them first. Yeah,
dude, I never do. Inever washed my clothes before I put
that somebody. You probably don't thinkabout how many people's grubby hands have been
all over them. But there isa line where you don't hyper obsess over
these things. Like it's the samething with like did you not wipe down

(56:40):
everything in your hotel room? Youlunatic? Yeah, you're like, well,
no I didn't, and I wasfine water. What about you do
that? Shop at thrift stores?I made peace with germs along, so
ok. But that that's something elseI was going to say, Like,
if I buy something from a goodwill or a secondhand store, of course
I'm going to wash it first,do you that's be watered right? Absolutely?

(57:00):
Okay? But even just going inthere, you're in the dust store.
Okay. So let's say you getsomething from Macy's. Though you're not
gonna are you gonna wash? Itdepends on what So It depends on like
sometimes they're creased and they don't lookyou know what I mean. Sometimes you
gotta get the just fluff it.Use an iron, Yeah, yeah,
throw the dryer with an ice cube, all right, he's serious. A

(57:21):
little steam it, Yeah, thatworks. I just I've never done it's
a little steam and you're thrown anice cube in your dryer before I have
I don't normally because mine does itin about two minutes. He wet his
pants, but he just had alittle The ice got stuck on his slacks.
No, it's true, it works, all right, Michael, Thanks
bro, So you always wash yourclothes or he said that sometimes? All

(57:43):
right, dude, thanks, Wait, so does that ice cube just like
I would imagine it melts? It'spretty hot in there at first. Yeah,
at first it's it's just you getyour keys in the thirty five bags
and the sound of a freshly pressedshirt going. Or you could just invest
in an iron, you guys,I said, I don't know. That
would go back to the topic fromearlier. I would make it worse by

(58:07):
trying to iron it like that shirt, burn a hole in it. It
would look more wrinkling. It doestake me forever to iron. I figure
it out. Never pull out theboard unless I'm going too a wedding or
a funeral. I have an iron, but I don't have a board,
So it's just like I guess forthe longest time, I just would use
the bed, you know what Imean. That doesn't help it all.
No, your mattress is all squishing, and you're trying to get the wrinkles

(58:29):
out. Just putting more wrinkles in. It is what you're doing, just
ironing wrinkles into your shirt. Doyou wash your clothes? You know,
after you buy them from the store. Do you wash them before you wear
them for the first time? Moreyour texts coming up. Drew Laura one
O five nine the Brew. It'sTanner Drew and Laura beef Waters here with
us, and we've got a coupleof talkback messages to listen to. In

(58:52):
the last segment, we were talkingabout washing your clothes. Do you wash
your clothes before you wear them forthe first time? I never do.
I buy them from the store andI immediately put them on and I walk
out of my house. If Idon't have a massive crease on my shoulder,
I'm not living. Yeah, Ijust I don't like the way they
look after they've been washed. It'sjust that there's something about that crisp wash

(59:14):
them after the fact and continue.But I try to hold onto that crispiness
as long as I can. Yeah, the first cut is the deepest.
You should just buy stuff, wearit and throw it out and buy new.
Oh, I wish I had thatkind of money, man, Yeah,
I knew got you wish never worethe same pair of socks. And
I said the same thing, Andthen I thought about it. To have

(59:36):
that plush new just cloud every singleday. It would be kind of nice,
like a glove. And then throwthem off the door. You could,
You could donate all that stuff.You wouldn't mountain down his own landfill.
Actually do them, but I likethe way they look on the burn

(59:58):
pip. Yeah, I think that'dbe you do him would be way more
bro Anyway, let's check some talkbag misters. You should always wash your
clothes before you wear them. Comeon, there could be residue from the
dies or chemicals whatever that was usedin the making of the garments. If

(01:00:22):
you want to lock in colors,cold wash with a cup of white vinegar
will help set the color. Ido the cold wash. Always wash them.
You could get cooties if you don't. I never do. I'm covered
in cooties. And you know sheknows what's up because you said white.
Anybody you know they know the drycleaning your clothes keep them fresh and new.

(01:00:45):
A lot longer. I was justtelling them off the air, I've
thought about taking my T shirts toget I'm okay, if you dry clean
every T shirt, that's a lotof money. My nice ones, like
the ones, I really like theones. You know, I don't want
to shrink or don't dry them.Well, you know how we talked about
we don't that's what tightens him up, though, I feel like, no,

(01:01:05):
that's what shrinks them into ken dollsized. Yeah, yeah, doll
size. Well, then go forit. If you're into the crop top
look, I like a little dry, especially into the summer months. I
mean it's gonna be may what beef. That's my look these days. Yea,
I have yet to see any ofyou in the crop top, and
I would love Well, it's justbecause cases beef. His beef bellies getting

(01:01:29):
bigger beef. I say, mycrop tops for Saturdays. You know,
we said we don't like the ironLike. I got to do a charity
event on Saturday, and I havea shirt that I know is clean,
but it's not pressed and perfect.I'm getting that bad boy dry clean.
It comes out in those cases.I get it. Yeah, to listen,

(01:01:51):
it's expensive to get your close dryclean. Don't but I thought about
it. I've thought about taking myt shirts in and just having them do
it that way. But if youhanded them a pile, that would be
a nosebleed of a bill every time. How much is it for like this,
just like three garments is like fifteenbucks or thirteen bucks. It's a
lot five bucks of holler. Basically, I mean, put every shirt in

(01:02:13):
it five bucks a pop. Theydon't look that good to be doing all.
That shirt's fine once it gets loosenedup. Got one more talk back
here. Hey guys, it's oneeyed Seawan. I washed my shirts and
pants, but I don't wash myunderwear because they come in a bag,
let's say fruit of the loom.Yeah, I don't wash my my box

(01:02:34):
of briefs. I don't wash.The reasoning behind that is like, well,
it came in a bag. Howdo you think they got there?
Just a bag? Fruit of theYeah, and I got one eyed Shawn.
It's a straight up brief guy.He is wearing some rickey bobbiesby Tighty
Whitey. But this list just thisdermatologists, as you should wash your your

(01:03:00):
clothes before you wear them. Well, it seems a lot of callers are
saying that, but I'm Itch.The more we talk starting to feel the
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(01:03:23):
a lazy Boy. It's one offive nine the Brew Tanner Drew and Laura.
So we finally found out the nameof the one point was it one
point two billion dollar power? Onepoint three billion dollars on paper? They
announced the name yesterday, and thecaller who called up and said his name
was Michael or Mark or Mat Mike, Matt's not be more wrong. Yeah,

(01:03:45):
he was so far off. Theguy's actual name was Chang goes by
Charlie, and he's had a prettyrough couple of years. He's been suffering
from cancer and and and been battlingcancer. So this money's gonna help to
help, you know, pay somebills, turn his luck around, and
you know, maybe go for someeven better treatment. So congratulations to Chang.

(01:04:05):
You know what I hear helps whenin the money he's gonna take home
at one point, I'm sorry,he's gonna take home four hundred twenty two
million after taxes before he's split withthe person who bought the tickets with him.
But you know what I hear helpswith cancer is the Caribbean take a
nice yeah trip, little rest andblue Water. Not only that, but
his bills, Like he can probablynegotiate his bills down quite a bit because

(01:04:29):
he's gonna pay this off right now, you're gonna take a couple of thousand
off. What are we going todo a couple of Yeah, that's what
they said they're gonna do. They'regonna pay medical bills and buy a house.
Good for them, cool, it'sgood for them. It is insane
that you get one point three billionand whittled all the way down. It's
really four hundred and twenty two million, which is still great, but it's
it's it's it's insane how much they'retaking in taxes. It's almost criminal.

(01:04:51):
You should get a statue a parknamed after you when you're paying that much
in tax money. Yeah, likeyou should get some sort of notoriety somewhere.
M hmm yeah, like the markhamBridge. Yeah, like did you
just pay Beef water Bridge? Howmany people? How many residents taxes?
Does that total up to? Likea lot? Right? Like you paid

(01:05:11):
the grand total of a few thousandpeople. Probably, Like you should never
have to do turbo taxis. Yeah, you should be like, oh no,
I got enough to cover it.Yeah, but no, but leave
it up to our listeners to beso off. The Mark not Michael,
not Mark not what was the othername, Matt hat? It was Chang

(01:05:32):
really great guy, hard worker,mid thirties. Yeah, he's definitely the
guy who won. Yeah, yeah, right, Well I'm I'm happy for
that guy. I guess you knowwhat it have to be because if deep
down, if I let the bitternesstake over, well I'm glad they followed
through on their commitment, right,Like for everyone who's ever been in an
office pool, this is a littlereassurance that the person won't screw you,

(01:05:57):
maybee and actually will give you yourhat, splitting it fifty it's Tannard you
and Laura, good morning, goodmorning, grew Cu. I just wanted
to find out if you guys havealready talked about your experience out sala dancing.
Oh my goodness, Oh, I'vebrought it up, so I kinda
I kind of talked about it onThe Donkey Show yesterday, but Friday nights,

(01:06:18):
I I want to say I gotdragged out salsa dancing, but I
went willingly, Well, you knowyou were giving me hell for Lauraie,
you gotta go. You gotta gobecause I believe in getting out of your
comfort zone and going undoing stuff thatyou wouldn't normally do. And I have
been trying to do more things outof my comfort zone, like just do
things that I don't normally do.Why not? I bet there's quite a

(01:06:42):
few. I wouldn't just say,good looking young ladies there, but it's
a good chance to meet people.Yeah, there are a lot of people
there. Yeah. And so onething that made it okay okay for one
the person who got me out therewas my trainer. So she was like,
you should come salsa dancing with me. And at first I was like,
I'm not doing that. She's alreadyseen you swim so at my worst.
Yeah, And so I was likeI don't really, I don't know,

(01:07:05):
and then I mentioned it to Drewand Laura and and they were kind
of getting on me about it,like I should do it, yeah,
guilt tripping me. And then someother friends were doing the same thing and
deserve a little guilt trip. SoI finally went out. Did you guys
end up going to what's it calledpat Reies over off of Broadway? Is
that the place you went to?Now? We went to the one in

(01:07:26):
downtown Tiger Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I
don't know the name of it.But the instructor was really cool. And
the great thing was is that Iwas not the only newbie, Like,
there was a lot of people therewho had never done it before, and
so they were also equally as terribleas I was, which makes it more
comfortable. Yeah, the boy,was I bad? You guys, weren't
you weren't hitting your steps? Imean I got the steps eventually, you

(01:07:48):
know, and they're not that hardonce you get the steps. It's just
I'm uncoordinated. You think I wouldbe a little bit better something because I'm
a drummer makes perfect. Yeah,I mean that's true. Do you just
have to go and colder? Wasthere like a lesson before you. So
there's a lesson, okay, andthat's what we did first. So we
did the lesson first, and Ithought I was going to be paired with
my with my the person I waswith my friend. Did they pull you

(01:08:10):
with a stranger, dude? Iwas tripping about that. I didn't ask
anything because I thought, well,they're not They're not gonna do that like
couples go to these things. It'snot going to like my security blanket,
is you. First thing they did, they say, okay, now rotate,
and so I started with her andthen she had to move down the
line. And so I'm just dancingwith this with strangers at this point.

(01:08:30):
And so I have to do thethings called the popcorn the popcorn and if
you, Laura, I don't wantto do this, Okay, we have
to get close. Oh oh mygod, Laura's freaking out, and I
gotta put my hand. I'm gonnaput my hand way up up on the
back and we have to do That'swhat's the dancing popcorn. It's just to

(01:08:50):
hold and then and then we haveto do this. Yeah, we'll meet
in the hallway for that part.That's part too. I stepped on everyone's
foot oh, I'm sure you wereonly one, because yeah, they were
stepping on my JS, like paida lot of money for just dance with
them. You think this music isgood, you should listen to the who.

(01:09:14):
I'll tell you what though, I'vebeen doing this for sixteen years,
and I'll be more than happy togive you a few responds. Then,
you know, because I think I'mgonna go back because I had a lot
of fun and I kind of gotI talked into going back. I think
that's right. That fight he putsthe mango in the salsa baby, Oh
my god, he's gonna be onDancing with the Yeah. I immediately went

(01:09:38):
out and bought an open shirt withone button, three button maximum. Yeah,
it starts with the top three.But I thought I was gonna like
be really embarrassed, but I endedup like, you know, learning the
steps, and I'm not good,but I can. Once you learn the
steps, you can practice too.After a while, it just becomes muscle
memory and then you can start kindof like branching out doing new move.

(01:09:58):
But I remember something that drew lastweek because I was talking about maybe going
and doing it, and he goeslike, there's a lot of hip work
and bro. Four minutes into medoing this, my hips were on fire.
Yeah, that's why they say theydon't lie because they are cook and
you my hips like they were crying. Is it my hips are crying and
they're still sore. I can stillfeel it. Is it hard to breathe
holding that rose in your mouth?I was able to come in here wearing

(01:10:24):
linen pants. Dancing I mean,like at a wedding is easier, but
like in this scenario, it's thesame thing as like being in theater.
You have to kind of swallow yourpride and let all that out and I'm
willing to look stupid. That's exactlywhat I did. I kind of what
you just said, Drew is kindof like the way you feel when you
go, like to do a play, or you have to do some singing

(01:10:44):
and dance like some kids. You'relike, that's stupid. You have to
pretend that person doesn't exist. Youjust have to go for it because if
you if you hold back, that'show you look stupid. Yeah, and
then you're like that if you gofor it, you might dazzle some people.
Yeah yeah, yeah, you neverAnd that's exactly what he did.
His hips will tell you all aboutit. So, yeah, man,
you you've been doing it for sixteenyears. Huh yeah, correct, Man,
I love it. I can't believeI get paid for that. He

(01:11:06):
gets pay the instructor. I am. Yeah, oh bro, I'm gonna
learn from this guy and then justseduce this everyone on Friday night. I'm
gonna learn and then everyone's the thingwith the RELs in the mouth. That
would be the tendo. But yeah, we teach every type of ballroom dancing
you can do, especially the Latindancers. So people come in just like

(01:11:27):
you will never dance a day intheir life, and we make if you
can walk, you can definitely dance. I heard maybe a mouthful of salsa
when you do it instead of theroad authentic? Do you think do you
even think someone that has uncoordinated asbeef water could do this? Yeah,
I've got a club foot. Youthink you can help me out? Yeah?
I mean yeah, We've help peoplewith two left feet. They can

(01:11:48):
go in a perfect circle. Soyeah, you can make anybody dance foot
faces backwards. Where do you instructWhere are you a Latin teacher at Latin
dancer teacher? I don't want tosee that. I'm in a place.
All right, I was gonna giveyou aug but that's fine. That's fine.
It's pretty exclusive, Tanner. You'regonna all right, but well,

(01:12:12):
thank you so much. You knowwhat, if you could send me an
email or something, I'd love toreconvene. Maybe, Yeah, I'll get
back. I'll get that silk shirtand rose those tight pants actually hang on
the phone. I'll get your startthe email with five six. We're a
commercial free thanks to Lazy Boy onthe brew you're listening to and Laura Drew

(01:12:35):
and Laura Laura, I know youput a poll up online asking people if
they wash their clothes before they wearthem out of their house. You know,
we found today that this this dermatologistsaid you absolutely should wash all your
clothes before you wear them out afteryou buy them. I never do.
And then we mentioned that on theair and the phone's lit up. Everyone's
like, what's wrong with you?Somebody called Drew and I savages because we

(01:12:59):
don't do that. And it's like, you know, should I put my
hotel remote in a plastic bag?Yeah? Do I know? I will?
Like, uh, if I haveit available, Like sometimes they'll be
like disinfectant client wipes and I canrub that over there. The fact also
that you're kind of a germophobe too, It's yeah, but it's then you'll
just like put on somebody. You'llput on clothes that somebody else has tried

(01:13:20):
on thirteen times. I feel likethe germs fall off at Macy's after a
while, and dry skin is fallingoff on your body. And I know
I'm an ass and some people aregonna think I'm a real jerk for this.
I told you guys off the air. But if I try a shirt
on and there's a bunch on therack of the same size that I get,
yeah, I'll probably put the onethat I tried on the back and

(01:13:41):
then I'll get a nice, crispyI think that doesn't make you a jerk,
because I think most people are normalpeople, and regardless of what shirt
they buy, they're going to washit before they put it on. And
I know I put on clothes likeI put on I went to Nike,
the company store recently, and Iknow I put on something that somebody else
had tried it on before. Iknow I do. Yeah and yeah in
a place like that where everybody's youknow, scratch them for a deal.
They're trying it on right there atthe rack, but I just don't watch

(01:14:04):
it. What does the pole sayon Instagram? Law? So right now
the pole because I put always neverand depends on what it is. It
depends on what it is. Isthe one who is sixty twenty percent say
always, twenty percent saying never.Okay, So we're kind of split.
But I'm in the I'm also inthe depends category where it's like, well,

(01:14:26):
I'm gonna wash underwear swims, Well, I guess not swimsuits because you
don't. I mean, I guessyou wash swimsuits. You should, right,
because they say ladies are supposed towear undergarments when they put them on,
but I bet you not everyone does, yeah, because you don't want
believe it a snail trail in somebodyelse. That's some swimsuits just blooney on
suit. And a lot of theseladies they want to see what the actual
bikini line is going to look like, so they might not wear that underwear.

(01:14:49):
Right. So I mean, it'sjust, yeah, it depends on
what it is. There are timeswhen I probably will not wash something if
it's like a heavy, heavier pieceof clothing. You guys should oil those
swimsuits. Yeah, you're probably right. I don't, Drew doesn't, and
apparently we're monsters. But whatever usin half the world? Baby, Yeah

(01:15:09):
that's true because yeah, the pollon Reddit was split. So if you
want to cast your vote, followus on Instagram at one of five nine
the Brew or at Tanner Jew andLaura listen to this. You know there's
been times where we've broken up withsomebody and they hurt us and we wanted
some sort of revenge, right,you know, I don't get mad.
I get even type of thing I'vealways wanted, Like if the girl craps

(01:15:30):
on me, I always want herto reach out again so I can blow
her off, crap back. Iso badly want it to happen. It's
rare when it happens, but that'susually what I like to do. It's
like that ball back in your court. Thanks, but no thing like you
want to hang out you must behigh? Yeah right back o, l
do you not remember? But that'sas far as my revenge goes when it
comes to us, Like, Ijust try to move on, right,

(01:15:53):
because you try to get revenge makesyou look pathetic, and they don't know
it's you, Okay, all right, Now I happen to have the knife
dug deep into my back, youknow, so I don't have like the
aggression for it, but I canonly imagine if you were truly hurt,
you would want that. Well,I think this guy was truly hurt.
This guy was. It's actually apretty funny way to get back at your

(01:16:16):
ex. Okay, this man sendshis ex over fifty food orders. Oh
my good wait did he pay forthe food? I'm not sure, Like
maybe they said that it'll be cashwhen you get there. Okay, it
could have been that situation if alot of times Mom and pop pizza and
stuff. Yeah, you can dothat type of a deal. But this

(01:16:38):
guy, the scorned lover, apparentlysent his ex over fifty food orders.
The unknown person selected the cash ondelivery option using the app. Fifty orders
arrived at the same time, apparentlywith some twenty five delivery delivery delivery drivers
waiting for their cash payment. Theywere just standing out in front waiting to
get paid. My god, whenyou were when you were with a bunch

(01:16:58):
of other drivers though, Yeah,you're not realize you're getting you just gotta
have yeah, hot take on thislike, I mean, yeah, it's
funny, but also she's not gonnaget stuck with the bill. So you've
just wasted all of these people's timeand now they're not getting paid. That's
a dick move. Well, hey, it's payback for who don't you should

(01:17:18):
have slow trickled this, Like maybeyeah, doing all of them at once,
Yeah, that's raw. But ifyou make if you go long game
forty two days or so, notagain, you got the baby back,
the wet baby back ribs again.Now, some of the orders were returned,
but most of the food had tobe discarded. I would assume all

(01:17:41):
of it was discarded. Maybe thedriver, maybe ship went back. Apparently
it is suspected that the ex boyfriendpulled the prank to get some sort of
some form of revenge. You knowwhat that is. That is totally savage
to take that other person's words.But you know what I thought would be
the the thing that you could get. Sobody on and on and on and
it's unprotected and no one should dothis. Don't do this. But if

(01:18:03):
they wronged you, why wouldn't youjust like walk by in the middle of
the night and turn the water offto the house, it's on the street,
it's not locked up. Every personhas one. Why does no one
turn anyone's water off? Like Ihad to turn it off the other day,
And I'm like, this is abrutal move. I mean, if
you if you really hate your neighborand you just once a month you turn
his water off. If my watergets shut off, I'm calling you.

(01:18:27):
We need to talk, buddy.Not a coincidence. It wasn't me.
I swear don't do it, butit seems very convenient with no luck.
And I think if you're gonna doa revenge move like this, you gotta
trickle it out right. You can'thave them all show and also make sure
there are not innocent bystanders who aregetting you know, well, it depends
on what damage. If she cheated, then maybe maybe why do all those

(01:18:48):
people have to pay for her smallsmall price. She didn't even end up
having to pay for the food,so like, it's not revenge on her
A long time. Remember you gotto do better, bro. When Drew
and I were in Eugene doing theDonkey Show in Eugene, we were I
can't remember the guy's name. Wewere trashing this uh this radio host across
the street. I think his namewas Goat. Yeah, I think Goat.

(01:19:11):
It's a long time, it's reallyit's been years, but I remember
this sort of pharm man. Yeah, some animal goat or chicken or whatever.
Everybody, but we used to makefun of him on the radio all
the time. So one time hethought it would be funny to send us
a bunch of pizzas from this pizzaplace. What he didn't know is that
our company had a great relationship withsaid pizza company, and so when they

(01:19:32):
showed up asking for their money,they just gave him to us for free.
So they just the guy just sentDrew and Eye lunch. Yeah,
I got a bunch of night weate for free one afternoon, So thanks
Goat. And I think that Goatthat got circled back on, you know,
because he was the guy who didowed them the money. Yeah,
exactly right. Yeah, so butthe pizzas were good. Yeah, hot
zaws never gonna be turned away.It's Tanner, Drew and Laura, good

(01:19:55):
morning, Hey, good morning.Revenge thing. My my ex wife decided
to pick up with a few ofmy friends after we split up. One
of my buddies over to hook upwith my ex mother in law. No,
wait, so your buddy went enemyat the gates and hooked up with

(01:20:18):
your ex wife's mom. Yeah,I don't know. Is that that bad?
What I mean? I mean it'sweird, but it's like your homies
slept with your ex like you gotto find new friends. But it's like
your sloppy buddy you guys, sowhat but what did he do? Like

(01:20:38):
did he just say like, gotyou in then bail on the lady after
he hooked up with the Like,what's the Oh no, you see that's
the even the middle of the night. She was what she was because of
your mind. The daughter is gonnabe pissed. Yeah, like mom's fast

(01:21:00):
and loose. Now mom's happy indaughter's past. Yeah, that would be
awkward though, like it ended upworking out yea. And now your ex
is your I hope your dad.How many buddies did how many friends are
yours? Hooked up with your exwife? Bro? Oh it was kill
and she was it was just didyou stop hanging out with them too?

(01:21:21):
Oh? Yeah, yeah I wentbecause that's sketchy. Sketchy play, stay
out of it. But she soundslike foul play on all all parties.
She sounds like what I think thealien said, and flight of the Navigator
a scuzbucket. Yeah, yeah,I like that apple doesn't fall apparently your
mom. You should see the knuckleson that lady. All right, thanks,

(01:21:44):
Bro, that's too bad. That'stoo bad, man, that's sketchy,
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