The Show Presents: Full Show On Demand 5.17.24

Cameo Roulette, Desi Banks, Grandma McFlurry

Episode Transcript

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San Diego. Welcome and welcome,Welcome to the show. Yo, A
new new day is here, andwhat better way to start it than with
I feel like the show is goingto be great. This show. I
would like to introduce you to theringleader Eddie. I have a young mindset,
okay, the mother of this crewSky. If you don't know anything

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about me, you may not realizethat I get cold very easily. Thor,
I'm very rude, I'm obnoxious,and I don't care. And Emily,
ever since I can remember, I'venever wanted to sleep with another human.
Welcome to the show. On SanDiego's rock station Rock one oh five
to three. Well, guys,we have an update from Thor all the

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way from New York, Long Island, New York. So this was jarring
you get this text, yeah,fifty two this morning. It is a
picture of the bagel store that THORAhas been talking about for how long now
years? As long as I've beenon the show. He has never said

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what the name of the bagel placeis. No, which is weird.
Well, pay attention to those andhe's to the names and stuff of well,
No, he told me it's hotbagels. He has he has always
says it's hot bagels, right,And I go, that's not really like
a name. That's what they're described. That's a discription. And so I
always thought it was weird. Buthe swore up and down hot bagels.

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It's it's not guys. But oh, come on, it's not guys.
They serve hot bagels. Oh I'msure they do. It's just a light
up sign in the window that saidlike hot bagels. Probably, yes,
you are a billion such an idiot, but that's what he thought the bagel
place was. No, the placeis called the Bagel Patch, Are you
kidding me? Guess that's in bigbright red letters. That's a big sign.

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Not only that chef, but thisplace looks like a it's in a
strip mall that like could be inLinda Vista. Yeah, it looks like
a such a great there's not onecar in the parking lot. It's empty.
It's a strip mall where every businessis a cover for their real illegal
activities. So that's what it lookslike, because you're right, there's not

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a car in the parking lot.Every business like it's dark in there,
like carries, you know, inWolf of Wall Street where he's selling pink
sheets and like it looks like that, yeah, like a lot of empty
garages. Sure, yeah, sure, I guess we're putting the picture up
on our Instagram so you can gosee what this hot bagels. But this
is the best place. I mean, it's the best anywhere. Yeah.

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But when you think there'd be customersin there during morning time, yeah,
so the best four fifty two iseight eight am there, yeah, almost
eight on a Friday. Bagels arevery popular every Yeah, you think there'd
be some some sort of side ofhuman life, one single human. But
honestly, the text, you know, so it's the picture of the place,

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and his text said made it beforethe funeral. He's there for his
grandpa father's funeral, and he madesure to make it to the bagel shop.
That's a priority for Thornton. Yeahels. He says, my favorite place
in New York. Apparently it's beencalled bagel Patch this whole time. Who

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knew, who knew? Well,anyone who went there and looked at the
big sign out front. Well,and if it's your favorite place in New
York, you don't know the nameof it, but that's store for It's
like going, have you been inmy favorite bar. It's called bud Light.
Such a I thought it was calleddrinks. It's not. It's not

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coldier. I'm not really sure.Yeah, that's not the brightest guy.
But apparently you know he's going tobe getting this bagels, fingers scotch.
I don't know. We'll see ifthey make them home. I don't know.
I don't think so, I don'thave high hopes. We'll see on
Monday. We will see on Monday. So I had quite the evening last

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night, you guys. So lastnight, my daughter Taylor, who is
in high school now, has beentaking beginner dance all semester and so this
is her new passion. Her passionschange almost every semester. Whatever she's into,
you know that that time she willbe that she loves it and that's
going to be her things, andthen at a drop of a time it

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changes. But this right now,it's dance, and so she's in beginner
dance. Well, last night wasthe big showcase, so it wasn't just
for beginner dances, for the entiredance crew. So you are probably familiar
with this guy. There's different levelsof dance. There's the main dance team,
then there's like an intermediate dance team, and then there's the beginner.

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Well, last night was the bigshowcase for all of it, and it's
the end of the year showcase.Oh wow. So you know, obviously
my daughter was very excited about this, and you know, she got to
perform and all that stuff, andso I was like, oh, this
is gonna be great. Yeah.I didn't know any details until we were
headed to the showcase. And thiswas probably smart by my wife. Cannot

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give me the details because when Ifound out, my heart dropped. Oh
what She let me know, like, hey, you know, heads up,
doors open at six thirty, showstarts at seven, and I'm thinking,
okay, what an hour show?You know, something like that.
I don't know, you know,yeah, yeah, oh no, she

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let me know what that there willbe now one not to forty dances this
evening. You heard me right there, forty. You want to know how
many dances did my daughter Taylor wasin? How many of them too?
So you got thirty eight dances thatyou don't I don't know. I don't

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even know that. Okay, Sothen Taylor, Taylor, your daughter does
her her first dance and her seconddance and then you out. Besides that
being massively rude, it would be, but that didn't work out. In
my favorite Emily Taylor performed in thesecond dance okay, and then the second
to last dance, no got youwell number thirty nine. They knew what

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they were doing, what they're doingthe worst case scenario. It was brilliant
by them. It's brilliant, reallywas, because you can't leave. No,
no, no no, I didsay after her second dance, I
go, all right, I'll beback in like an hour from She grabbed
my knees. It's really hard.She didn't like it. It was finny.
Yeah, listen dance. I don'tknow. I don't know. I
don't get it. It's not mything. But you know, the kids

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were great. I mean they didgreat, but I just I mean,
what is it? What are wedoing here now? Question? Because I
know you're a rule follower. Iknow you're a respectful guy. But I've
been to things like this before.We're like this, yes, but I
mean, like in modern times,I've been to things like this and you
slowly after a while start seeing parentspull out their phones. There was some

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of that. Okay, I mean, the theater is dark, so it's
kind of hard to do that withoutbeing noticed. Yeah, but still,
you know, I mean, werelike jet it out, did that bad
Boy as much as I can't besitting there on my phone Netflix off it
was. It was a wild eveningfrom start to finish. Yeah, so,
uh we My wife had told methat we have to have Taylor at

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the school by five point thirty,could and then the like I said,
doors open at six thirty whatever,the whole thing. So we had a
whole plan ready to go. SoI'm kind of just chilling on the couch
watching TV when all of a sudden, panic erupts in my house and people
are starting to run around, andDeborah comes running into the living room and
she goes, oh my god,Taylor, just well, we have to

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be there at five, not fivethirty. I was wrong, And I'm
not even dressed. I'm not readyto go, Like I don't even know
what's going on. I'm like,I thought I had another half an hour,
and so I'm like, oh mygod, here we go. So
panic you erupts. My wife justgot out of the shower, so we're
just got dripping wet hair. I'mlike, this is this is a nightmare.
No, this is bad. Soeverybody's in a panic. He's running

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around. We still got to gohaul Gram and Nancy into the car.
This is this is a nightmare.It's a it's a process. Yeah.
So I'm like, this is thisis crazy. I go go tell her
we're going to Bingo. I'll geta little pepper. Oh yeah, he
starts sprinting. Yeah, she'll car. She's ready to go, dude.

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And so, you know, sowe race out of there. We hall
ass down to the school. Luckilywe get there with like a minute to
spare it because Taylor is telling usas we go, dance teacher says,
you cannot be late. It's like, you have to be there on time.
And so that's stressing me out,you know, because I'm not a
late guy, and so this isa this is a whole situation. So

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whatever, we got her there ontime. Breathe easy. But now I
got we got an hour and ahalf to kill and so I said,
all right, well let's go downthe road and go to dinner and we'll
meet my parents there because my parentsare coming to the showcase too. And
so we go down to the restaurantand I am realizing I can't be in
public with my parents anymore. They'resuch a disaster. The older they get,

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they're more like children. They're likekids kids, and they don't know
how to be around people. Andit's not to the point of where I'm
like, I can't handle it.It's too embarrassing. So my dad is
deaf. I mean, he can'thear anything. He's got the the you
know agent and oh yeah, andthen it's if it's too loud, he

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gets mad. But then he can'thear anything. It's a whole thing.
And so he can't hear anything.So he you know, you can't have
a conversation because he can't hear anything. And it's you know, the restaurant,
so it's a little bit BUSI erlouder. So that's all. It's
all like muffled to him. Andso the waitress comes over and he can't
understand what she's saying, and sohe gets frustrated with her. And all

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she's doing is trying to take hisYeah, she's just trying and then asking
him questions about his order, andhe's like irritated with her, and I'm
like, oh god. And soall leading up to that my mom can't
make a decision of what she wants. Oh, should I get this?
Have you had this? Whatever?Should I get this? Does this have
this in it? This has beengoing on for fifteen minutes. I feel
that, and I'm I just pickedsomething I don't care. And so she

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finally settles on something like five minutespast. The waitress comes over. She's
taking the order, you know,the whole scene with my dad. She
gets to my mom. Yeah,and then my mom forgets what she wants,
so you have to go through thewhole process. They go down the
list again and did I want that? I know I didn't want that.

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It's not even on this. Hesaid, No, you have a what
I'm talking about. So, yeah, these two are like they're just a
massive disaster. Now dinners at yourhouse? Now I can't do it.
Well, it's funny you say thatbecause my mom and her boyfriend. Her
boyfriend, it's enough time. Imean, he hasn't adopted me. I'm

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an adult woman. So they cameto town and stayed at a condo in
PB and we were all going togo out to dinner one night, and
at the last minute they were like, you know what, we think it's
better just to bring dinner into thecondo. We've realized that restaurants are really
noisy and it like, so theycan't go into public now, So now
I don't think we can go inpublic. Done with restaurants. But but

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hearing what Eddie's saying, like,I relate to that so much. My
mom has all these sensitivity She can'thave salt or pepper added to any of
her food. So like, well, she's your mom had a surgery on
her tongue and so, and thenshe has to tell the whole thing,
and then you know, her boyfriendhe can't hear. So so I I

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relate Eddie and gets a plain bakedpotato. It's a little too spicy,
spicy, there's something honest, Welldid they rub the outside assault because she'll
let you didn't. Okay, soyeah, it's a little much. It's
a little much. So yeah,so you finally get to the show and
yeah, on the way, mywife tells me that, yeah, there's

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gonna be forty dances, so headsout. Yeah, I'm like, how
is that even possible? They learnthis doesn't make sense. So I get
there and I'm you know, like, okay, this is gonna be and
then we get to the whole processof getting gram Nancy in. That's a
whole scene. Like my wife getsa little extra about her mom very so

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you know, she doesn't move realwell. So if there's awe step,
it's over. We're done. Butshe can't do it. To help her,
I'm I've seen this woman walk allthe way across the casino floor to
get to her Bengo hall and befine. But this this, you know,
little little gymnasium that we're in,like God forbid, she takes two

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steps in, there's a step,help her get the helper. I'm like,
come on, what are we doinghere? So if we finally get
her situated, we're in the seatsand here we go. Here's the show,
and I'm thinking, okay, evenwith forty dances, I'm starting to
see what we're seeing here. Luckily, a few of the dances that in
the beginning, I'm like, oh, okay, they're quick, you know,

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they're like if it's a solo,that's maybe forty five seconds the dance,
so we're not getting like the fullsong is pretty quick, and I
go, okay, So here wego. We're chalking them up now I'm
literally keeping count. I'm like,I'm like sixteen seventeen, I'm eighteen.
Yeah, there's an intermission. Therewas an intermission club, and you know,

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and again, you know, theshow started ten minutes late, and
intermission is supposed to be fifteen minutes. It's not. It's a half an
hour. It's all these things.Yeah yeah, and so time's tacking here,
and I'm like, what, Okay, I thought this show was maybe
going to be an hour. Wewere talking ninety minutes. No, it

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was two and a half hours ofit was made it through that huh Oh
my dad was asleep. Oh yeah, he was out. Yeah. Nice.
So I mean it was dark.It's good dark in the theater.

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Yeah yeah, it was fine,but yeah, quite the night. Listen.
My daughter did good, so thatmade me happy. But she's not
the most coordinated kid, and sothere was one when she was little she
did a theater thing. Yeah,and she he fell over a box on
stage and it broke my heart andso my my whole time when she's doing

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her dances, I'm just sitting herepraying like, please just don't fall,
don't fall. But then to mysurprise, she actually did pretty good she's
missed a step as far as Iknow, and she she handled it.
So I was like, Okay,that's awesome. Does that mean she's gonna
keep doing this? Oh, Ican't do nothing. I can't do you're

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sitting in for me. I mean, I'll definitely go with you. But
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this
is too much. Quite tonight,McDonald's has announced a new item coming you
guys. Of course I already knewabout this, yes, I mean they
let me know plenty of time.There is this one though, is very

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different for Mickey D's. We're gonnasee what is coming to McDonald's when we
get back on the show and rockwith a five three That is nine inch
nails on the show, it's rockone O five to three. Being a
McDonald's ambassador, like I am unofficial, you know, I do get privy

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to information before anybody else. Idon't know if I ever mentioned that I
used to work at McDonald's. Oh, yes, when I was old.
I was assistant manager at the ageof fifteen. Really impressive. I'm in
the Hall of fame. I mean, no matter how many times I've heard
it, fifteen still field, Ido hear it but Jack, I'm still

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shocked that there was an assistant managerthat was fifteen. I brought it how
old your daughter ready? She isfourteen, So basically she started fifteen this
year. In a couple of months, a couple of months, she'd be
I'd love that opening and closing theMcDonald's all on her own. I don't
know that I'd like her to rideher bike in the middle of the night
home after you closed, not somuch man like I did, or you

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know, I wouldn't. When Iwould open again, it would be pitch
black because you open at like fiveo'clock in the morning or whatever, and
I'm driving my bike down to McDonald's. You know, it was a could
you imagine being like, you know, older and needing to get back in
the workforce just to make a coupleof bucks to make ends meet. So
you're like, oh, I workpart time at McDonald's and you show up

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and your boss is a fifteen yearold kid. Everybody was older than me.
I think legally everyone had to beolder than you working, But I
was in charge, dude. That'sI couldn't. I couldn't show up somewhere
and have my boss be a fifteenyear old when that fifteen year old,
like, dude, he knew whathe was doing. Man, I couldn't
really look at look at you rightnow leaning you know, you could be

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doing what cleaning? I got time, you got time, you got time
to clean? Get out of here. Yeah, and your little hair net
doesn't fit you, okay, No, come on, all right, keeps
falling off small. So yes,I worked at McDonald's back in the day,
and so now being on the radio, being the media, what am
I the ambassador like that? Ido get press releases before they go out

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to the public. So I actuallyknew about this about three days ago.
Didn't say word, why did youtell us I don't leaking the information?
I don't. I don't leak theinformation. No, No, but they,
you know, want me to bein the know so that when we
do talk about it, I knowwhat's up and I do. Oh wow,
you go in the city hall meetingwith Mayor mccheese, no, and
then you know that has nothing todo with this, nothing to do with

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no, this has nothing to dowith this. And you're not better than
us because you know this already.Really, he said, like he's kind
of smugg Look at you though,you're a little jealous that I know what's
up. Yeah, because McDonald's todayhas announced I mean I knew again a
couple they've announced a new menu itemthat for mickey D's is kind of different.

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Yeah, and people are not quitesure about the marketing on this one,
because they say this new menu itemwill give you make you reminisce,
and you'll smell it and you'll tasteit, and you'll think of your grandma,
oh grandma. Yeah, it'll smelland taste like your grandma whiskey and

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cigarettes. Wait, I guess itdepends on who your grandma was. I
feel like some old perfume, yeah, yeah, made any nice things to
eat. You didn't have any nicetreats from grandma the apple pie or no,
like once a year we'd make Christmascookies together. But okay, okay,
I feel like the smell of ginand perfume was more like yeah,
mine was like gin and like icyhot. Right. Yeah. So my

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grandmothers both were the kind of matriarchsof our family. And on my mom's
side, Mexican, little Mexican lady, and she was you know, I
got all the my cooking from her, all my Mexican cooking from her.
So I do have fond memories ofthings that she made, Like you walk
it in'so the type of the housewhere you walk in and she's cooking away.
Always there was always moley on alwaysokay, okay, for what it's

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always I'm like, what do youmolay? We're having pasta. And then
on my dad's side, my grandmashe always was baking. So she was
always baking something. And so Ido, again have fond memories of things
that she made. So I thinkthis is the thought process. Okay,
again, they didn't consult me onthis one, Okay, but I understand

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where we're going with. Okay,Yes, Well, they announced yesterday the
limited time Grandma mcflurry Grandma mcflurry.They describe it as delicious Sarah with delicious
syrup and chopped crunchy candy pieces.It's like Grandma's favorite treat. She would

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hide in her purse, cristy candyat the bottom of it that she got
from a rest straw yes four yearsago. Yeah, that's chewy, but
it shouldn't be, ye, honey, the little strawberry candies with the stuff

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in the center. I'm not reallysure. This is eliciting the reaction that
we would help for. Yes,McDonald says, grandma's have always held a
special place in our hearts, andtoday they're having a major moment influencing culture,
inspiring trends, fashion and decor andeven food with our newest mcflur,

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I don't understand that. What doesthat mean? So TikTokers will know what
that means, but nobody else willknow what that means. Because there's something
that's been going on for I wantto say a year or so called Grandma
style. So there's Grandma coastal stylethat's where you wear like a big oversized
sweater. There's fancy Grandma style whereyou like have the scarf over your head.

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I heard that's a scarf over yourhead. So Grandma style Grandma trends
like mid century stuff. I don'tknow, yeah everything, Yeah, I
guess grandma Grandma's style is something thatyounger people are aware of. Style that's

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not a thing anymore. So McDonald'sthinks they're jumping on trend. But anybody
who's not aware of the trend isjust thinking of the crusty can. It's
the bottom of the I'll try it, Yeah, bring him in, please

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you. Yeah, most think it'sgoing to be butter, scotch and caramels
and stuff. I don't need tocall the mayor. He's a little busy,
birdie, fly him over. Okay. So I got a question for
you guys. When you get sworeborned a secrecy? Are you you know
they say you got to take itto your grave? But what about if
they die? Which grave are wetaking? Good question? Can when you

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make this packed when the person dies, can you then tell anybody you want?
This is going to be interesting.We're going to see what one person
is asking about being sworn to secrecy. Coming up next on the show at
Rock five three. All right,Ospring showy excited to offspring played. Okay,

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it's just pumped on the song.So I did that. That's what
you do, you hear offspring.No, that's what I did the one
time that they were live here atthe radio station. And you guys then
have mocked me ever since. It'sfreaking offspring. Okay. I was excited,
all right to hear that song liveright in front of your face.
It was crazy. It was awesome, all right, I'd say it was
all right, Yes, it reallywas Uh. So listen, when you

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are with your friend and you go, oh my god, I'm gonna tell
you a crazy secret, but youhave to swear you can never tell anybody.
You got to take it to yourgrave. You've been in that situation
first. Emily always tells, butI mean not like, oh my god,
you don't believe the secret. Yeah, it's pretty I believe. I
just told him I wouldn't tell anybody, so you can let you know right

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away. It's all. It's fine. I love that about her, for
the record. But what we havesecrets, Okay, I hope you keep
them to yourself. You tell mea secret, it's in the vault.
You ain't getting it out of me. Yeah, I take it seriously.
That's where I am. No fun. I'm sorry. That's horrible to gossip.
Well, no, I can't doit. You tell me a secret,

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I mean say, swear you cannever tell it. Okay. Eddie's
got the most boring news. Imean, hey, listen, man,
that's where it goes. So ifyou tell me to take it to the
grave, I'm taking it to thegrave. But who grave? Mine or
yours? Because if you go,you take it to your grave. Okay,
you're taking my grave? But whatif you die first? Can I

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then reveal the secret? You're dead? Who? What do you? Does
the matter? But my legacy stilllives on legacy of beaten Trolledie. I
got a secret for you. Youcan't tell anybody, you swhear, I
did beat trolls. I was abig troll beater. But you can't tell

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anybody. Okay, swear take grave? Okay, I won't say anything.
I won't say anything. Emily unfortunatelypassed away before me, which highly likely
she's gone. Can I then revealto the world, Hey, guys,
guess what Now that Emily is gone, I can finally say it. She
is, in fact a troll beater. Of course, you can't why you're

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dead because it's my memory. It'syour grave. That's the grave we're talking
about, not my grave. It'sthe person that will it's the secret's great.
Oh oh wow. Everybody, myson and my family that's still with
us is going to think that Ibetrayed they were there. Well, this
is a little bit different of asituation because this is a secret amongst family.

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Yeah, so this guy doesn't knowwhat to do because he out of
his siblings. He has three othersiblings, and out of his siblings,
he was always the one closest withhis mom, and his mom recently passed
and when she found out that,Okay, I'm probably not going to make
it much longer, she shared asecret with him that she made him swear

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he could not tell anyone. Andthe secret is is that basically their dad,
all the siblings, not their dad, and the guy all of them.
Yes, so all four of themwere fathered by a different guy.
And it is a guy who theyknow, a guy from down the street
growing up that they all refer toas Uncle Dan. Yeah, it's seven

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in the morning, he's coming overto help fix breakfast. Yeah, so
I guess she, you know,tells her son this, but says,
you can never tell anyone, yougotta that's so jacked up, right,
that's so jacked up, Like takethat to your grave and just whatever.

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Yeah, Like, let me believemy dad's my dad. Now I got
to live with this, and Ican't tell my brothers and sisters. Yeah,
can you imagine that, Emily?No, what if? But what
if your mom, you know,is on God forbid, on her death
bet or whatever? It says?Yes, we did replace you at one
point, Emily, you know,you didn't notice how different you looked in

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those pictures, you know, andso you're not the real Emily. Or
they told Anne that your sister andand it's not going to keep that a
secret. You know your sister's notreally your sister yea, because we replaced
her. It's all really sad atlike age ten high school that you is

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you? Yeah, that was you, that's you. But prior to that,
little Emily, there's a whole different, no different, different, different
person. So now that mom hasofficially passed, and according to this guy,
their dad has passed and uncle Danhas also passed as well. So
luck Yeah, so none of thepeople involved are alive anymore. But he

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now feels like he should share thisnews with his siblings, but he swore
not to say anything. So whatdoes he do? But it sucks,
It sucks to have that burden onhim now and he's going to have to
live with that as a horrible thingthat the mom did. Horrible, But
like, do I want to ruintheir thought of their dads and stuff like

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that too? And my and becauseit makes you think obviously differently about your
mom too, unless there was somepack that you didn't know about or whatever,
and so I'm going to just keepit to myself. So here's the
problem. I think that from theget go, he should never have kept
the secret, even though the momsaid that he should have said something a
long time ago. You can Thanksgiving. I mean, your mom is dying

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and she made you promise you can'tkeep that from your siblings. But that's
not the problem. That's not whatwe're asking here. But if he's kept
the secret this long, I agreewith you, he's just why tell them
now? But I think he wouldhave said I would have said something right
away. Yeah, So then,yeah, I could never keep that from
my sister, never, even ifmy mom asked me to know. And

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then because because then if you ifthey found out down the line that you
kept that the whole time, they'regoing to be mad at you too for
not telling him. So I'm torn. I think that I'm not going to
say anything unless health issues come up. And then because there could be a
lot of genetic information that you're gonnagive wrong to your doctor. And so

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my husband knows like nothing about hisfather, and anytime he goes to the
doctor and they have like questions,we don't know stuff, and so I
honestly because I agree with what yousay, Eddie, it's just going to
cause problems. It's just gonna upsetpeople. But if somebody like got sick
or something weird happened, then I'dbe like, hey, on the down
low, sorry I never told you, But dude, that's no way.

(30:22):
You're out of your mind too.You're out of your mind the downlow.
We get out of here. Idon't think you know what that means.
Oh that's crazy. All right,We're going to find out what celebrities are
charging on cameos that have to getto play cam outlet when we get back
on the show on Rock with Afive three, said Chili Pepper's on the

(30:45):
show, it's Rock with O fiveto three. Uh, don't forget this
hour. We're going to be givingaway some Disneyland tickets, so be paying
attention this hour. I'll tell youwhen to call and we'll hook you up
with Disneyland tickets. But first we'regoing to find out what celebrities are charging
on cameo. It's time for alittle cameo roulette. Do you ever wonder
what Ronnie from Jersey shore would soundlike wishing you a happy birthday. Hey,

(31:11):
what's up with your boy? Ronnie? Here? I just wanted to
say happy birthday. I hope youenjoy yourself. Drink a lot of ron
Ron juice a GTL though out ofyour party, will It's time for the
show. Use time for the shows. Cameo Roulette. This is gonna be
fun. Now Zeth normally doesn't playThor's in here. You know, Thora

(31:32):
is gone this week, so zephyou get to play Cameo Roulette this time
nice, which is always a thrill. Yeah, yes, it is a
treat. So Cameo of course thewebsite where celebrities you can order up personalized
messages from them and you know theywill say whatever you want. Yeah,
and then they set their own price. And so the game is whatever celebrity

(31:53):
our wheel lands on. You guysgot to figure out how much are they
charging on Cameo. That's how thegame works. So let's go ahead and
spin the wheel. Sue it landsoff first. Oh, this is good
that Ze is here because he justlike me and Thor is a big wrestling.

(32:14):
A lot of wrestlers on Cameo,and this one is interesting because it
is landed on Dustin Roads. We'retalking gold Dust formerly gold Dust back in
the nineties. He is in aeW. Now he's the brother of Cody
Rhoads, who is massive, isthe w W champion and comes from a
long lineage Roads. Yeah, soDustin Dustin, Yes, so he is

(32:39):
still active. Is he a biggerdeal than Cody Roads? No? No,
No, Cody ROAs is the biggestguy right now. So yes,
so his brother Dustin Yeah, notin w W anymore. So he's in
a W all right. Seems likeEmily wants to go first. I'm gonna
go ahead. Yeah, question,Yeah, Oh god, I have no

(33:05):
clue. You've got the gauge though, of where wrestlers are. Absolutely,
yes, I do. And CodyRoads probably charges a lot. I don't
even think he's He's probably not.He's that big. Okay, So I'm
gonna I'm not gonna get crazy,and I'm gonna say one, what do
you think, Skuy? I'm thinkinga bit more than that based on everything

(33:25):
you've said. I've met and interviewedCody or Dustin Roads and Cody Roads.
Is he the gold that was thatwell, the one you're talking about was
star Dust and That was Cody.And his brother is Dustin, who we're
talking about right now. He wasalso on our show. Was he in
a silly olpix? That's the onlyway I remember. I asked him about
it, and he got irritated withme. Oh, I do remember that.

(33:47):
What was it the same broadcast thathis brother was out at that bowling
alley in La Okay, Okay.So we did a summer Slam broadcast up
in La and we had all thewrestlers on, and we had both of
them on, but his brother camelike fully he was. He was in
full gimmick. Yeah. Yeah,the star Dust character back then fantastic.
Yeah, it was bizarre. Dustintakes himself a little too seriously. Didn't
want to wears gimmick. I didn'twant to say that. Oh okay,

(34:08):
yes, okay, I'm going higherthan Emily just because we're in the family
wrestling. So I'm gonna say twofifty two fifty. What do you think,
Zeth, I'm talking to natural hereany Yeah, that's right, Dustin
roads gold Dust. I would backlopbrav Oh that was beautiful. We interviewed
him too. Anyway. I thinkEmily is actually right about in the neighborhood.

(34:31):
You said one fifty, right,I'll go a little bit lower than
her, honestly enough, because DustinRoads, I feel like, knows his
place in wrestling history good hand,as they say, not a superstar.
One five five. Well, becauseZeth went the lowest, he's the closest.

(34:52):
Because Dustin Rhoades charges one hundred dollars, you ain't getting that Cody money,
all right, So this would youget for a hundred bucks from ae
W wrestler Dustin Rhoads. Hey,Sonny, this is Dustin Rhodes or gold
Dust. How are you, buddy? I heard, I hear your birthdays
coming up very soon. Your momand dad wanted to get this present for

(35:15):
you, and I understand that you'rea big fan of the attitude there and
gold Dust himself and Cody. I'monly kind of sad that you have something
signed by Cody but not me.So hey, maybe your mom and dad
connect me with their address and Ican send you a little care package,
a picture or something. Okay,dream big, have fun at your birthday

(35:36):
party, Happy tenth, and we'llsee you down the road. Hopefully you'll
come to see me in a wWressell one time. All right, happy
birthday, thanks mom and dad.See you, Sonny. Hold on a
minute. He was he's ten andhe's a fan of the attitude areas that
you guys have said about the doorback of the day. That's how old
he was, and look at howhe turned out. No, it's not

(35:58):
good. Oh he got another veryinappropriate and you don't want to care package
from goldst Good stuff in there,not good stuff. It's very strange,
not for children. All right,let's spin the wheel, see what lands
on this time. Oh, Iam not personally familiar with this person.

(36:21):
I don't know if Zeth is goingto be but the ladies are going to
know who this is from selling SunsetChristine Quinn. No, you know that
is Yeah, the biggest villain everto be on the show, to the
point where she's not even on theshow anymore because she was so hated and

(36:44):
couldn't get along with that. Youguys love the show, We love it.
Yeah, she's the kind of chickwho like, will marry the nerdy
guy who's the richest guy in theroom, and then she did and then
treat them like crap. So doesthe show miss her? Do you like
that? Aspect of her. Soyou hated her so much, I'm glad
she's gone. You wish would stayto make it interesting, like she's gross?

(37:06):
Yeah, gross? You love theshow? So you know who this
is, Christine Quinn from Selling Sunset? What do you think she charges on
cameos? Guy? And do youeven want a cameo from this person?
That sounds like I don't. IfI got you this, you wouldn't like
it a little bit. Oh,I would sweal, But then I'd be
like, oh that's so girls,Satie. You don't know me at all.

(37:27):
So god, because I mean herself. I think there's quite a few
of these Selling Sunset people on cameoexciting her self worth way too high,
like crazy high, Like yeah,she thinks she's worth a million dollneath.
She would compare herself to Madonna.Yeah she really thinks she's that big of
a deal. Oh, no doubtabout it. So I she attracted Yeah,

(37:49):
well like Hollywood attracted, like alot of work done like yeah yeah,
can yeah fake great question. Yeahyou're tall, you're blonde, you're
thin, and you got fake hams. We're everybody ye yes, yes,
okay, and wear super slutty outfitslike everywhere you go, but acts like
that's how everybody dresses. Yeah,it looks like an OnlyFans girl. So

(38:10):
I'm gonna say two hundred dollars,two hundred dollars? All right? What
do you think, Zeth? Theway they reacted when you said the name,
I have no idea who this person, and me either, but they
made us sound like this woman's abig deal and she has a real high
opinion of herself. So I'm gonnago substantially higher than that. I'm gonna

(38:30):
say five hundred dollars dollars. Yeah, wow, all right, what do
you think, Emily, Well,I'm going higher than sky, but I'm
not gonna go five hundred. I'mgonna go with fifty to fifty. Yeah.
Again, you guys are not evenin the ballpark. Really what Zeth
is on the right track, andhe was the closest because Christine Quinn from
selling Sunset charges six hundred dollars oncameo. She is such a psycho.

(38:54):
Yeah, so I can't believe it. If you're kind of rich, which
I'm assuming she is, get married, you know, like a billionaire.
A lot of these housewives, Beverlyhousewives, and all that stuff. They
charge a lot of money because theydon't want to really do this. I
don't want to do it, butI mean, yeah, so this is
what you get for six hundred dollarsfrom selling sunsets. Christine Quinn. Hey,

(39:15):
Amy, it's Christine and I justwant to say happy birthday, babe.
I heard that it's your twenty eighthbirthday, and I just want to
say happy birthday from the bottom ofmy heart. I heard that you are
having an amazing year and you justbought a house in London, and I'm
so proud of you. That's majorboss bitch moves. So I'm so excited
for you, babe, and Ihope you guys have an amazing bottomless my

(39:37):
mosta branch. I'm really jealous.I wish I could be there, get
drunk with you guys and end upon the floor. Sounds like a dream
come true. I have a wonderful, wonderful old birthday, Babe. I
love you, babe. Okay howmany times you say babe? This sounds
like a ticky to hang out withEmily. I'm you don't like her,
Yeah, but I'm not jealous.I don't want to be on the floor

(39:59):
at the end of end up,you nailed it? Yes, all right,
time for one more. Let's beenthe wheels on this time? What

(40:20):
oh guys, we're in goat modehere. Okay, this is a shocker.
I thought we've nailed and hit onevery single cast member of the Jersey
Shore. But I guess not becauseit is landed on one that well,
it's the goat Snooky. We notgotting Snooky. That's incredible, Snookie or

(40:43):
Nicole on I don't know Snooky.Does it say how she's listed on cameo?
Does it's Snooky? Smart? So? How much is Snooky from Jersey
Shore charging on cameo? What doyou think, Zeth? That's a big
name, edy massive, as bigas big as it gets. Very tiny
person though, yeah, so little. Yeah, but everybody on the planet

(41:07):
knows who Snooky is. I feellike more people know who Snooky is than
Joe Biden. So that being said, Snooks knows this. So I think
she's charging seven fifty seven. Heknows what's up? All right? What
do you think? I don't know. I wonder if she needs the money.
I wonder how the Snooky stores going. Oh, she's got a clothing

(41:28):
shop. And a clothing line inNew Jersey. What'd you say? Is
that seven fifty seven fifty? Ithink that's too high, so I'm going
to go lower. I'm going tosay four hundred, four hundred. What
do you think is dang it?Snooky? I don't know, that's a
pretty big name, so I'll goin the middle. I'll go five hundred,
five hundred. Well, I guessSNOOKI doesn't take yourself as seriously,

(41:52):
because Emily, you're the closest.Snooky only charges three hundred dollars respectable a
lot of those, So this wouldyou get for three hundred dollars from Snooky
Brook? What's up, mama?So your meatballs, your bridesmaids, all
your friends hit me up to letme know that you are getting married.

(42:12):
Bitch. By the way, Ihope you're not dead. I hope you
don't have the shakes and you're sohungover, because I know you just got
back from your batchey party. Youwere at a lake and I could just
see you being a hot mess onthe lake, just being a drunken meat
ball all weekend. So I reallyhope that you had the best time,
but definitely get drunk and enjoy yourself, mom, because it's your wedding.
It's your day. Honestly, youcould do whatever you want because it's your

(42:32):
day. So congratulations Mama, loveyou. What that's unbelievable. Yeah,
guys, we have breaking news thismorning and one of the crazier stories I
have heard in a wild Now.It involves a big name golfer being arrested

(42:54):
on his way to the PGA Championship. We're gonna tell you who it is
and what happened. Next to SportsDirt, Well, the Padres had the
day off yesterday, going to starta series against the Atlanta Braves today,
hoping to rebound from that disastrous sweetby the Rockies. Make you forget about
it. Yeah, Matt Waldron isgonna get the start. First pitch will

(43:16):
be at four twenty. Now,this is one of the most bizarre its
incidents I have heard of in along time. World number one golfer Scotti
Scheffler was taken into custody and detainedby police this morning when he was on
his way to the golf course atthe PGA Championship. Now. According to

(43:39):
reports, traffic was stopped heading intothe course after a man was struck and
killed by a shuttle bus. Soobviously the cops are there and they're dealing
with that the scene in the situation, while Scheffler apparently was trying to drive
around the crash when officers told himto stop, he didn't. The cop
then a hatched himself to the sideof the car and rip Scheffler out of

(44:04):
the vehicle, where he was thenplaced into handcuffs. I cannot believe this.
That's wild every step of the way. That story is crazy. There,
man, you can't I don't thinkso whatever, don't care like I
can under not understand, but Iget how okay, I'm like elite,
I'm involved in this. I gottaget there. So he thinks he can

(44:25):
drive around, But what's a copis in your face telling you to stop
and you try to keep driving through. That's a wild decision. Again,
I'm only going based on some ofthe reports that I've heard that the cop
was wearing like a reflective vest typeof thing, because it's early in the
morning. I don't even think thesun was up yet, and so he's

(44:46):
wearing like a reflective vest. Somaybe he thought, oh, this is
just some security peon, like youdon't realize, you know, like who
I am or somebody for I'm thebest call for the world. Oh I
got to get to the course.Yeah, like this is a major.
But still if they're trying to stopyou, you you let them stop you,
and you go, oh, hey, security guard. I actually like

(45:06):
sure, but you don't just I'mjust trying to like figure it out.
Yeah. Now he also has likewhat's considered basically an all access pass to
drive wherever he you know, needsto go, and so maybe again he
was thinking like, oh, thisis just traffic. I got to get
around here because I got my I'mliterally playing in the major. I'm the

(45:27):
best golfer in the world. Like, I got to get through this.
It's so great. And so therewas a lot of things. Obviously there
was happening. There aren't good andI still don't know. I'm waiting to
hear a report if he actually gotarrested or not. They say they keeps
saying detained, yeah, because Imean he literally they slammed him onto the
hood of the car handcuffs. Theother report was that they had to like

(45:47):
adjust the handcuffs because they were sotight and whatever, guy is getting ready
to golf and so they had tolike finally like take him out and readjust
the handcuffs because I mean the guywas like really, yeah, it's just
crazy form start to finish this video. Yet there is footage apparently out cast,
but it hasn't been released yet.Oh, I mean, there's obviously

(46:08):
everybody who's gonna you know, it'sstill that stuff. Oh my, So
craziness going down at the PGA Championship. Now, at the actual event yesterday,
Xander Schoffley had an amazing round,shooting sixty two to lead the way
trying to win his first ever majorchampionship. He broke the course record of
sixty three and it leads by threeshots, so hopefully Xander continued his role.

(46:30):
Now, Tiger Woods was doing prettygood. He was okay and then
sort of faltered late and ended upshooting one over, which isn't terrible,
but if a guy's shooting sixty two, it's gonna be hard to beat that.
But we'll see how he looks today. NBA Playoffs last night saw the
timber Wolves blow out the Nuggets onefifteen to seventy, so they've tied up

(46:53):
their series at three. So we'regoing to a deciding Game seven, and
it should be interesting. Now,that's the largest margin of victory in a
postseason game since twenty fifteen. Yeah, it was pretty rough. Minnesota pulled
starters like late, like the wholefourth quarter. They were on the sad
seventy I mean you see seventy anda half sometimes, Yeah, that's crazy.
Why they just locked them up defensively, Their shots weren't falling when they

(47:15):
had opportunities, a lot of turnovers. It was just all bad for them.
Marinsota came to play okay. StanleyCup playoffs saw the Rangers move on
to the Eastern Conference Finals, eliminitingthe Hurricanes in Game six with a five
to three win. Vancouver has takinga three to two lead over the Oilers,
winning three to two. Caitlin Clarkis finding life in the WNBA little
different than college. She is notseeing the same results, that's for sure

(47:38):
now. She made her home debutwith the Indiana Fever last night in front
of a sellout crowd of over seventeenthousand fans, so obviously people are coming
to see her. But she didnot live up to the hype, scoring
only nine points in a blowout lossto the Liberty one oh two to sixty
six. Now it's the first timesince her front freshman year in twenty twenty

(48:00):
one that she has been held tosingle digits. Hey, you know,
different game you're playing with adults soundspros. This is the pros. So
it's a little different. Sports Startis brought to you by Palomar Health.
So there has been a bunch ofcontroversial food opinions out there, most of
them come from this show. Nowwe are going to see what an official

(48:22):
ruling has said about what is considereda sandwich show on Rock five to three.
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(49:05):
is a lot of controversial topics onthis show. I would say probably ninety
seven point five percent of them haveto do with food, and most of
the controversy comes from Thor. Thorhas weird thoughts on food and what is
something and I don't know. Oh, yeah, Eddie. Eddie walked into
the studio the other day with alittle bag of Fredo's and Thor couldn't even

(49:29):
help himself and he started going inon, oh, where'd you get that
from, like the snack bin,and Eddie's like, no, the chippin
and then he like immediately started Iliterally turned into the background and says,
corn chips right there, and hewouldn't. They're not chips, they're Fredos.
What do you mean? That doesn'teven make sense. That's just what
they're calling never mind whatever. Sowe have a lot of a lot of

(49:51):
controversial food opinions, but one ofthe biggest ones was the all Timer fight
between me and Thor of is ahot dog sandwich? And we had that
argument before anybody else, by theway, that hot dog is a sandwichem
he did over a decade ago beforethat became a thing and people started talking
about it, and my take was, well, yeah, it kind of

(50:12):
is a sandwich. I mean,I'm not like full blown going crazy over
it. But if you look upthe you know, definition of what a
sandwich is, it's, you know, stuff in between two pieces of bread
and so so yeah, technically hotdog's kind of a sandwich. And he
lost his mind and he vehemently disagreedwith me, and we had that big
fight and it is what it is. And I'm like, okay, that's

(50:34):
great. Well now things are goingto get even crazier. He's not here
today because this whole situation of whatis considered a sandwich has gone to court.
Yes, a judge in Indiana,this is what we're tax dollars.
Yeah, it is a hot dogsandwich. Now, I guess there's actually
a reason for it. It's notjust because a group of stupid friends like
us were yelling at each other aboutit. So in Indiana, there was

(50:59):
like this strip mall that was created, but they had certain rules about who
could go in and have a businessat this strip mall. And I guess
the reason is is they're trying tokeep out big chains and burger joints and
like all kinds of weird stuff.Whatever. So for some reason in the
rules for you to be able tohave your business in this strip mall,

(51:19):
you have to not serve alcohol,not have outdoor seating, and also you
are only allowed to sell food itemsthat are sandwiches. For some odd reason,
that's the thing. And they evenmade like, yeah, what Indiana.
Yeah, And they even made like, you know, in parentheses,

(51:40):
what will count as sandwiches, andthey included things like a euro would count,
a non wrap would count, aBomby sandwich would count. Those would
all count. So yeah, yeah, okay, sorry, I guess shouldn't
have mentioned that one. So thisguy decides I want to open a Mexican

(52:00):
food joint like a taco shop,yep, and I'm going to sell burritos.
I'm gonna sell tacos, of course, have tortoas, but you know
those other things as well. Andthat's when the strip mall people said,
no, you can't sell that here. Those aren't sandwiches. And that's when
he said, well, it isan item similar to bread, whether it's
a tortilla or whatever, and itis filled with stuff. So technically to

(52:25):
the definition of a sandwich, it'spretty close. And if you're gonna allow
the euro rap and the non rapin what about us? So the burritos
basically a rap? Yeah, that'sall it is. Yeah. So I
guess if you're going to say rapsare cool, then why is a burritok
not? Yeah? Yeah? Isa taco a sandwich? I feel like
that's what we're doing. That's whatwe're doing. It's the same concept as

(52:46):
a euro though it's like something kindof folding, you know, like that
between folded and bread in it.No, but none of these tortilla Yeah,
that's what I mean though, Likelike a taco, right, you
know, like a bun is breadlike a like a taco shells and even
a pita's bread. What's the softtaco? Is he serving soft tacos or

(53:07):
hardshells? I don't know, Idon't. I feel like that makes a
difference, kind of does. Well, So it went through the court system
and a superior court judge in Indianajust ruled that tacos and burritos are Mexican
style sandwiches. They can't stay inthe This is getting nutsky. Well,

(53:29):
there's a bunch of this is basicallykicked off, a whole bunch of like
controversial food opinions, and they tryto ask people, do you agree with
this or not? Yeah, sothese are things that you may have heard
your friends talk about or just peoplesay to you when you don't want to
eat things. I'll kick one offthat we hear in my house a lot.
Broccoli and Brussels sprouts are delicious ifthey're prepared correctly. You've heard that

(53:52):
Brussels sprouts salmon. Oh, you'vejust never had it cooked, right,
right? I actually agree with that. I agree with that. I agree
with there's good ways you could doroust sprouts and brocl beating Brussels sprouts the
gross way where they boil us.I hate them, Yeah, I hate
them. But then I had themfor the first time roasted with like bacon
and all that. Oh yeah,you're like, oh this is how it

(54:15):
is. That's wild. Yeah,disagree, guy, agreed, your mister
a bro Brussels sprout mom manly,delightful, delightful. Oh okay, okay,
I don't know. I don't frequentmyster I shouldn't. When was the
less appreciate? Are you dumpster divinglike you had a great table you Actually,

(54:38):
I work a shift and then youget a meal with your shift.
No, no, no, Iwatched the dishes after that. That makes
more sense. Okay, all right, well eighty two percent of Americans agree
with that statement. Whatever, Okay, I'd rather have a greasy fast food
burger than a high quality beastroke burger. No, I agree with that.

(55:01):
Oh you want a fast food one? It depends, Yeah, it depends.
That's a hard question. But yeah, I mean those are usually probably
taste better. They could rather havean in and out burger than a beestro
burger, yeah, for sure.Same. Wow. Okay, well I
kind of agree with you guys.Once she said in and out, I'm
like, oh, yeah, youdo have a point. Seventy five percent
of people agree with that. Uh, shredded lettuce is delicious on a sandwich.

(55:24):
Shredded Nope. I'm not a shreddedlettuce guy. Really, it well
gro it's like it's soggy. It'slike, No, I don't like treaded
lettuce at all. I really likeshredded lettuce. I prefer it on a
sandwich. Really, it's had aburger, yes, sandwich now, no,
not on anything, not on anything? Oh not a fan. Wow.
Well, seventy five percent of peopleagree, shredded lettuce on a sandwich

(55:47):
is delicious. Running eggs are thebest type of eggs. Agreed, Yeah,
what's up? What's up? Gold? Oh the goal, that's what
it's called. By the way,Well, sixty three percent of people agree
with that statement. And finally thisone. Didn't see this one coming.

(56:09):
Sweet potato fries are trash ninety ninepercent of the time. Really, No,
I look pretty good. No,I don't. I don't agree with
that. I mean I I wouldn'tbe my first pick. Yeah, you
know, if I have regular friestot sin sweep, there's probably third.
Oh, I mean I'll every oncein a while they're all right, yeah,
yeah, no, I think youknow they're trash like one percent of

(56:30):
the time. There definitely is thetime I had bad ones before. But
yeah, but let's see, Uh, sixty one percent agree that ninety nine
percent of the time they're trash.Well, I don't know, floppy or
what's going on because it's a Californiaall right. Well, today is a
free comedy Friday, and we're gonnabe joined by the hilarious Daisy Banks in

(56:51):
studio. Coming up next on theshow and Rock with a five three a's
a Little Blink one eighty two onthe show, It's Rob five three.
It is a free comedy Friday.Today. We're very excited to have our
next guest in studio who is performingat the American Comedy Company. A couple
of shows Nike, A couple ofshows tomorrow night, a Sunday show to

(57:13):
Deessie Banks making his first appearance onthe show Man. I am great.
Hey, welcome to town. I'mglad to be here. This is like
my my second time. Okay here, I performed at the club before two
years ago. When did you comein? I got in well this morning.
Oh totally smokes. Due, appreciateyou being here. That's legit.

(57:36):
Thank god for the East Coast timeschange. That makes sense, That makes
sense. I feel great. Sothis is what you're You're one of this
new generations of comedians who really sortof hit it big online and then now
people are really, you know,they know you because of the funny videos
you're doing and all that stuff.You got like eight million followers or some

(57:58):
crazy thing like that, and soyou know, this is I've been seeing
this more and more at the comedyclubs of these guys who you know,
hit it big on YouTube and thingslike that. We're now have massive careers
because of it. I was great, Yeah, it's amazing. Well that
was such a great platform to youknow, get your stuff out there.
Right almost definitely social media. I'vebeen doing this since twenty twelve. Would

(58:20):
you start with vine of course?Yeah, gg of social media. Yeah,
they shut it down guys on there. What did you guys like watching
it back then? Yeah? Yeah, ye because they were like quick,
like yeah fast, yeah, likeyes it trying to be funny and sick.
How do you do it? Butback then six seconds felt like thirty

(58:42):
seconds. That's gotten so much outin six seconds. So then when you
go to do another platform, you'relike, I have all this time.
They can actually stretch my legs.Oh yes, because once Instagram got fifteen
seconds, it was like oh ohminute short. Yeah that's awesome. And
so so you're still producing content forsure all the time. Right, yeah,

(59:04):
that's greatly. I've been consistent sincethout. That's all fun stop,
that's awesome. So how do youtranslate that to the stage? Now?
What do you want stuff for youdoing? Well? You know as far
as stand up, okay, I'mon on your eight. Right now,
I transition some some of my contentfrom social media to the stage, but
I try to keep it different.Uh. You know, you actually get

(59:25):
to see Daisy there for you tolearn about them, to learn about his
kids, about how many too?Okay, how old are you? I'm
thirty one. I just turned thirtyone. Birthday was May night. Oh
wow, you look really young.Maybe I'm just getting to the point where
I'm so old. I think everybodyis like, what it is? You
know what I mean? Are youeight? Did you just get your driver's

(59:47):
license? It was a really weirdthing to say to them. How old
are Well? That's kind of goodand water Actually, what do you think
she is? I don't think weneed like that. I don't think I'm

(01:00:08):
not playing that video. We'll doWe'll do a fine. Yeah, you
do have something massively in common withScott. Let's please. I found this
out and she is freaking out.Go ahead, guy, your love of
real estate? Yeah yeah, So, like first I knew that you were

(01:00:31):
from Atlanta, Georgia, and I'mlike aquarium, Like, I mean you
were I was just there. That'show I spent my spring break, and
everyone thought it was weird. ButI'm like, because it was you went
to Atlanta just to see the aquarium. That's kind of pretty cool. Have
you found that now that makes sense. Have you been You've been to that
aquarium? Okay, okay, soit's a big deal. Yeah, okay,

(01:00:53):
it's the place to go to.You have you have to. They
were all laughing at me, likelike that's a dork. That's not my
world. They weren't impressed that theyhave three whale sharks mass. We're in
San Diego, we live on thewater. We have SeaWorld here, Like
it's not like we're right in themiddle of you know, the USA.

(01:01:15):
Don't see water. I can go, you know, five minutes away and
watch the dolphin. Dude flips inthe air. I'm not that impressed.
You guys have dolphins and whales andthat. Yes, okay. I kind
of like, I'm kind of upsetthat it's cold right now and I wish
it was like a little hot.I was like I didn't pack no,
like, all right, I'm goingto the beach. Well, maybe we'll

(01:01:37):
come back in summer. The sunmay break through. But so I was
all in love with that and thinkingabout the aquarium, and then I saw
that you designed, and I immediatelywent to your real estate page and I
was all about it. How doesthat happen? Like where you were?
How do we get to there?Well, I'm like five years is in

(01:02:00):
it now? Okay? But forme, it was like finding a way
to invest my money. Heck,yeah, you know, I did research.
My Auntie was like the first personwho was like actually into real estate.
She gets it. And yes,she's so smart, queen. Yeah,
I don't even know what are youtalking about. I feel like,
yeah, for sure, for sure, you know, she she gave me
a lot of education on it,you know, what to do with it,

(01:02:22):
like the easiest part of it,you know. So with her I
started, I just really started justinvesting my money, you know. And
I just trusted her to just guyme. Are we're talking about flipping house,
fixing it from the ground up,building from the ground So if somebody
came to you this is a heand said, hey, I need to
build a four hundred and fifty squarefoot eighty U little guest house. Utilities

(01:02:44):
already run to the spot. Howlong do you think that would take after
you get your permits? I sayabout seven to ten months, Okay,
okay. Yeah, I just passedthree years, so maybe you're not as
good as his auntie. Yeah.I feel like if you got the right
team. Yeah, we have alot of uh yeah, great people that

(01:03:06):
you know, you got a goodcrew. Of course that makes more sense.
You guys need an investor, apartner, just somebody to you know,
throw. I definitely not you.I let's take you three years ago.
Okay, start, they don't stop. Okay, that's their assignment.
Yeah that's really nice because I haven'thad anyone on my job site in four
weeks. Jesus Christ. Yeah thatis subject. Yeah, this is not

(01:03:29):
good. Yeah yeah, how longyou've been done? Yeah? No,
she she loves real estate so muchand I don't really get it. She
literally goes on like the Red Finsand all those websites. She's not in
the market for anything. She's notgoing to buy anything. She just likes
looking. Oh yeah, forty milliondollar listing came on this morning in La

(01:03:49):
Joya. Anybody in the market.Anybody is that your neighbor? No it's
not. I wish down the streetof it on the street. Okay,
yeah, but yeah, I loveit so good. Good on you,
and and and like being young andyou know, getting your money the way
you got it and investing it.I know his age because well, yes,

(01:04:12):
thankfully I started. Yeah that's cool. But I feel like, you
know, like laying it's like thebiggest, the greatest investment. Smart it's
smart people. Okay, why wouldn'tyou want to do it? Like it's
guaranteed crypto Yeah, that crypto didn'tI'm scared of that. Yeah. So

(01:04:35):
you're you're multi talented. I'll getup performing at the American Comedy Company.
A couple of shows tonight, acouple of shows tomorrow night, and a
Sunday show. Go check them out. What's what's interesting I found out is
that you were also a college athlete. Yes, you were a wide receiver,
sure, like a legit school.Yeah. I did two years at
more Hair State than I transferred andI finished playing at George State. Now,

(01:04:57):
were there ever dreams of like,oh, and yeah, the NFL
is like my first dream. Okay, that's what I want to do first,
seriously. Yeah, but comedy waslike it was always a part of
my life where you're the guy inthe locker room making everybody Okay that was
young, was the only one thatgot away seriously, man, No,
no, they let me get away. Yeah, like it was like they

(01:05:19):
it's always too good. Yeah,it's a skill position for sure. Not
getting away with that. Yeah that'sawesome. So so what was the dream
to like play for the Falcons orwhat something like that? Really doesn't matter
who I want to who I playedfor? Now what determined? Like,

(01:05:39):
Okay, I just I don't thinkI'm gonna make it or I want other
loves or what. You know,As you you get into it, and
you know, you get down theline, you realize and you start seeing
coaches talking to other people and they'renot talking to you and not not You're
come to my NFL scouts and youknow they're not coming over. You think
you're doing good, but you seethem for the nine over there talking to

(01:06:01):
the other receiver and it's like,okay, I play the same position.
Wait a second, why they're nottalking to me? And then you your
coach come over and they come back, Hey man, look, hey man,
I want you to know. Man, you're good. You're a good
kid. You're a great kid.Here here's the wall writing. But those

(01:06:21):
videos you're doing back you well,dude, I can't wait the shows are
going to be awesome. Go checkabout American Comedy Company. Like I said,
a couple of shows tonight, acouple of shows tomorrow night, and
a Sunday show. Great, haven'tyou man? Good hand? Thank you?
Go check out our aquariums are great, the Atlanta Aquarium. Are the

(01:06:47):
pens in hotel rooms? Are thosefor us to take? Are we allowed
to take those? Well, we'regonna see if you're allowed to take those
pens from hotel rooms when we getback on the show A rock with a
five three foo fighters on the show, it's Rock one O five to three.

(01:07:09):
So I'm honestly confused by this questionat all. What do you mean?
I thought when you go to hotelsand you go to the hotel room,
there's always a pen and paper inthere, you know, for some
reason for your notes. Totally yes, I don't even really know why.
I assumed those are complimentary because theysort of want to promote the hotel,

(01:07:30):
and you know, they want youto take it home. So I remember
when I stayed at the Hilton.Yeah, yeah, and I have that
pen. I thought they were alwaysto take But are they I don't know.
And recently the last like two timesI've stayed in a hotel. There
hasn't been the in the paper.How are you going to take notes on
the business call? You're going tohave no one nice hotel. Sorry,

(01:07:53):
So I don't know if they nowthink people would take notes on their phone
or whatever. I only take noat a hotel room on a pen and
paper. But honestly, I wassad. I was sad that it was.
Yeah, well I like to doodlein the room. Yeah, yeah,
you do like to doodle while you'restating there, there's always time in
a hotel room. You got nothingto do when you wait for somebody in

(01:08:14):
the shower or whatever. You drawa picture is on MSNBC, it'll be
on in the bathround. I stilldon't need to draw a picture of a
cat face. So anyway, anyway, Yes, they have posed some questions
about pens and when you're allowed totake them. Yes, because some people
think, no, that's not yourproperty. Other people think, just like

(01:08:34):
what Eddie said, Oh no,they're Anything in a hotel room is fair
game. Curtain bathroom. Did Iorder room service and get some cool ramikins?
And those are definitely not for you. That little spoon that's in the
mustard. You do those little miniketchups and things like that, those automatically

(01:09:00):
you're gonna charge me twenty five dollarsfor a cheeseburger. I'm taking the little
ketchup bottle, the little hinds that'slike two inches, a little salt and
pepper shakers, so cute. Yougonna take them? Those little jellies,
okay, really like jelly. Iknow she just takes it for the jar.
So I mean I'm literally glancing downat Emily and right in front of
her, she has a funt andblue pen that she stayed on February.

(01:09:21):
This is like that hotel is veryEddie stay there too, And it's a
very very posh. It's very fancy. This pen is the fanciest pen I've
ever had. I don't like toI've ever stolen. I don't like to
use it because it's like so nice. I want to last forever. It's
heavy duty. What ye like thatone? That one looks so nice.
It doesn't look like a complimentary Yeahit's not not normal. No, that's

(01:09:44):
a nice one. Yeah. Yeah, Like I would be weird in the
hotel room because I'd be like Iallowed I had those thoughts too. Yeah,
yeah, Emily's walking out with achampagne flute. Emily, that's not
your oh shape. Yeah, Iknew we were going to be talking about
this, so I looked in mypurse. What you got? Those are
all from hotels. First of all, hey, psychic dude, why do

(01:10:08):
you have one, two, three, four, five pens in your purse
and a highlighter? Why? Never? What? They're all hotel pens?
Yeah? Sorry, Disney, Ijust noticed we got an a Lonnie pen.
Sorry, though I think you're allowedto take Disney hotel pens. I
don't know. I feel I feelbad because these ones are nicer ones,
like the nice quirky click one.You really should get those. I know.

(01:10:30):
This one's an a Lownie one.It looks like like bamboo or something
been since I know, no Ihave, And actually I cleaned my purse
out a couple of weeks ago andleft these four and they were probably like
they're probably like eight fo I couldsee them accumulating and going over like over
time. But then, like,you know, you clean your purse out,
you just have one pen in yourp what do you need four?

(01:10:51):
I mean multiple pens just in caselike one gets lost. I need a
back a phone. I need thesepens. Write I have four hotel pens
in my preprice. So when areyou allowed to take these pens? Well,
they basically just ask people's opinions,so we don't know if it's true

(01:11:12):
or not. But they asked aboutthree different scenarios. The first scenario is
a hotel room. Is it isit acceptable? Does it depend on the
hotel or is it none excepted You'retotally allowed to take the pen. Yes,
hotel room. I think it's that. That's what it's for. It's
advertising. Yeah. Now the numberone answer went to acceptable for the hotel
room. But even with that,it's only forty percent of the people saying

(01:11:33):
that, with about thirty percent sayingit depends on the hotel. And then
when you when you look at thehousekeeping cart outside the room, they have
like a cup and it's full ofall tons and tons of pens to replace
the pens. Oh did you gothrough the housekeeping? I love shampoo for
me, it's filled with it doesn'tmake them compliment. Her purse was right

(01:11:59):
there, so I yours? Okay, all right, how about at work?
You got pens? At work?You're asking Emily because I've seen her
do it ready the entire supply clauseusing them here. Oh, I've taken
one of those before the blue ballplay pen. Why are you acting like
of course I do work at home, get out of here. Well,

(01:12:24):
most people say it depends on whereyou work. But after that, twenty
seven percent was the biggest answer,saying unacceptable, you cannot take pens.
And finally they say, when youare eating out and if you go to
a place that still has you signedthe receipt, when they leave the pen,
can you take the server's pen?Well, let me ask the best

(01:12:45):
server on the show, which isEmily doing acting this way? Emily,
how would you feel if somebody tookyour pen out of your little billfold?
I would be livid. I wouldnot have it and I would ask for
it back. Because penn and Skydoes know this because she's served for a
while too. She did, Yeah, cocktail wat with the guys for tips.

(01:13:11):
Yeah, that's why she's the bestwork at a restaurant for tips.
She's real good. That pens arevery hard to come by in restaurants for
some reason, they always get lost. You don't ever tell I have come
across you know when I get thebill a really nice pen and I have
the thought of like, oh man, I really want this penna. Take
it. That's the scumbag move thatis, so I don't. I don't

(01:13:32):
ever. Yeah, that's unacceptable.Yes, most people agree. Fifty two
percent say fifty unacceptable, twenty fourpercent say it depends and take it,
and eight percent say I do itall the time. Uh. Speaking of
restaurants, do you always put yournapkin on your lap? Well, we're

(01:13:54):
going to see about table manners anddo we follow them and which ones we
don't? Coming up next on theshow and one O five three still come
and get it here, let's go, biscuit, what's up? It's the
show. It's rock with five,get the pit, let's go, come
on now. Uh. So whateveryou guys eat dinner and I'm talking at

(01:14:17):
home out to eat all that stuff? Do you always go napkin on your
lap like when you're at home?Every time? Every time? Absolutely?
Really, I'm a big napkin onyour lap girl? Oh do you when
other people don't do it? Doyou always go? Oh? When my
man Robert and my son read,I tell them every time? In fact,

(01:14:38):
every time, Yes, every timewe're at a table. If we're
at it at home, I don'tcorrect them because we usually use paper napkins,
and that's not the biggest thing.But when we go out to eat,
every time I correct them. That'sweird. It's off putting to have
a napkins sitting get the dinner table. I mean, he's a girl,
man though, I mean, wellthen he should know better. Okay,
but what does he need Mommy totell him put your nap because it's I

(01:14:59):
don't like like seeing somebody's crumpled upnapkin that they've used on their face.
If it's a cloth one at arestaurant, what about before the meal,
the minute there's food on the table, if there's bread, butter, anything,
napkin on la Oh, you don'tneed to have it when you're just
having your drinks first? Oh theare you? So when we go to
a restaurant, napkin on the lap? Every time? At home we do

(01:15:24):
paper napkins and so it stays,you know, on the table. Yeah.
Well, I mean I feel likethat's what we do here at work
too. We don't put a napkinon our lap when we have our breakfast
here at work, we keep anapkin right next to our hand and we
wipe our grubby little fingers on it. So that's how I do it.
I've got cloth napkins in my studio. That's a little crazy. Well,

(01:15:49):
they actually looked into table manners andwhich ones we like to follow and which
ones we're like, yeah, Andthey specifically said okay at a restaurant because
I get most of us at home, like, you know, we free
for all, answer, free forall. But when you're at a restaurant
and you know others are looking Robert, Yeah, Texas napkin into a shirt.

(01:16:12):
That's a gentleman. That's the gentleman. Ye that before okay and yeah.
One of the questions they did askwas the napkin on the lap.
And again, this is at arestaurant. Only fifty five percent of us
go napkin on the lap all thetime. I don't know. I guess
that's kind of wild. They're Roberts, I don't know. Excusing yourself politely

(01:16:36):
to the table, if you haveto get up to leave, go to
the restroom, whatever, it's almosta more drawing attention myself that I'm about
to go to the bathroom so Idon't want to do that, so I
try to, you know, picka moment where I'm not involved in the
conversation to get up and excuse myself. I'm not, but I'm not going
to go excuse me for a moment. Everybody knows what I'm about to go

(01:16:59):
do. I think it kind ofdepends on who you're with, to like,
if I'm out to dinner with myaunts, who are very proper,
I will excuse myself. But let'sjust excuse me under the ladies room.
Oh so you let them know fullythat you're about to blow that thing up.
And I don't know Brown what youhaven't heard any I've heard somebody say
that you're you're trusting Thor's word.Well, in this case, I swore

(01:17:24):
on my kids. My kids,by the way, I only have one
on them. It's a funny joke. Oh she did, You didn't really
have another one? It's not reallyyour child. Oh no, sorry for
you, lass, that's so sad. Oh wow, Well, sixty seven

(01:17:48):
percent say they will excuse themselves politely. Do you do that? I mean
the word politely, Like if it'smy family, which is normally who I'm
at a restaurant with you don't,I'll just be like, oh, yeah,
I'm going to the bathroom. Butif it's like my extended family and
we're all out to dinner, I'llnormally just tell the person next to me

(01:18:09):
for some reason, just in caseanybody asks where I went, I'll just
be like, I've done that.I'm going to run to the restroom real
quick, and then I I that'swhat she said. Okay, do you
add salt and pepper before you've triedyour food? Or do you wait?

(01:18:30):
What do you do? Miss Manners? You gotta wait. You don't though
I've seen you do it. I'veseen you salting house. If you're at
somebody's house, that's the time.But in front thing, Yeah, you're
right, you're right. But ifyou're in front of the person that cooked,
you cannot salt and Okay, butthis is saying a restaurant. At
a restaurant, I like to feellike I try a little bit of it,

(01:18:54):
but I know already I had goinginto it. I'm going to sault
it because I like too much salt. What do you do? I wait,
I will try it first. Whywould I salt it before I try?
Yea, yeah, yeah, becauseyou don't want to oversalt it,
and it's not a manner thing forme. It's just like, I want
to taste it first. It's good. Then why do I need to do
that. They're not use salt atsomebody's house if they invite you over for
dinner if the food needs it,like to not be rude because I did

(01:19:15):
that recently. Somebody made something andit needed salt, but I did it
no because it was it was likean intimate thing, and I thought that'd
be rude. Yeah, that's alittle awkward. Yeah, well, sixty
one percent claim they will taste first. Sure they salt or pepper their food.
That would be legit offended. IfEmily came over and without even trying

(01:19:36):
it, just started salting my food. If I come over to your house
and you made me dinner and Ineeded more salt because I like too much
salt, I still wouldn't do it. I appreciate it at all. Wow,
it would hurt my feelings the worstwe have to ask for salt from
somebody. You can't do it whenthey're not living. Yeas cool? How
do we feel about elbows on thetable? I do this so I can't

(01:20:00):
really speak on it. I putmy elbows on the table because I think
it's such an old school weird thing. Yeah, so I do it,
so I don't know. I don'tcare about it. Same, Yeah,
it's comfortable to something like that.Sometimes. Yeah, I put my elbows
on the table. But one timeI think I was like about twelve,
my cousin from the East Coast yelledat me because my elbows were on the
table, if that much, likeliterally to this day, to this day.

(01:20:21):
But I don't care, and Iam defiant and I will elbows.
So you have the sharpest elbows onthe so you could cut your feet with
those things. Yes, they aremade out of razors. Okay, can
you ask? Do you ask forsomebody to pass something or do you just
reaching? No, that one bothersme. You got to ask, and
I correct my kids doing that kindof stuff really like now you got to

(01:20:44):
ask. Yeah, you got toask. I just wish I didn't have
to because don't want to wait forsomebody to hand it to me. Oh
my god, Yeah I don't ask. I grab and then I'll be mid
grab and then I'll be like,oh god, this is so rude.
Right now, Ill my hands alreadyout God, and I don't think about
it to inter up the conversation.Just grab It's like literally across your plate,

(01:21:05):
like oh my bad. Okay,And finally, will you talk with
food in your mouth? Wat?I mean we have the guy it does
that more than any human being Iknow every four I mean there's food,
gobs of food flying out of hismouth and he don't. He doesn't stop
some sort of shield. But wherewe sit and where he sits some sort

(01:21:28):
of guard. Yes, it flies. It's discussed. It's crazy. Yeah,
I find that so horrific. Yes, yeah, well the majority of
us do not do that. Eightyone percent say no way, But that
still leaves the rest of it.That's not good. We're doing it.
If I asked you if you couldbe five times smarter than you are right
now, would you want that?Oh yeah? Or five times stronger.

(01:21:49):
We're gonna ask which trait you willpick to be five times more than.
When we get back on the showon Rock one five to three, the
Chili bempers on the show, it'sRoquino five to three. It's about to
get real nerdy in here, becausethis is a big D and D.

(01:22:11):
With that question, oh I didn'tknow that. Well, dungeon and dragons.
You have your different traits to makeup your character, and then when
you build up different points, youcan add on to those traits. Oh,
but you have to pick which traityou want to add on to.
Wow, So what was up withyour elf dagon? Oh? Great question.
What was Daggon's like strong traits?Sharp shooter? Oh, Eddie was

(01:22:34):
the arrow thing shooter, so thatwas his strength? Yeah? Elf,
can you pick whatever weapons you wantthem to use? Yeah, well yeah,
you purchase them and things like that. Do they have guns? Are
you an idiot? It's dungeons anddragons. It's in a time long ago,
swords, bows and arrows, daggers. Oh now, why did your

(01:22:57):
elf dag in more questions? Notbeing a dagger guy? He had a
dagger. Yeah, he had adagger, but he was a master with
a bow and arrow enough, youknow, did he have any other traits
that you purchased or saved up foryou do everything? You know, strength
and all these different charisma charisma traits. Yeah really yeah, yeah, back

(01:23:19):
that back then it was I don'tknow more, but so yeah, it
works if you're a thief, chrismais great for you. Oh yeah,
you're talking people into stuff, shadybusiness. Oh man, So if you
come to me and say, Eddie, we're going to talk about this.
If you could pick to be fivetimes greater at certain traits for you,

(01:23:40):
which one are you picking? Yeah? This was a poor way, too
excited about you are geeking? Ohmy god. Do you have to consult
your D and D crew? Thatwould be great your d M, dude
master. Yeah. I don't knowwhat Art's up to these days, but
you know I could hit him up, get him on the line. You
are talk to him all the time. Really, Yeah, this is the

(01:24:03):
d M of ADDIE's crew back inthe day we have Art. Yeah,
it's the d M with Bobby A. K. Robert to be serious better
than us. He then Little Eddieand then well yeah they called Big Eddie.
Well just Eddy Okay, okay,I earned that right, you're older?
Yeah, okay, did you didyou push around Little Eddie? No?

(01:24:26):
Actually we're good friends. Really.Yeah, he's very successful. Now
really, yes, who's little Laddie? Now? Yeah? You could say
that his portfolio is much bigger thanmine. So what's Robert doing? Robert
is more of Bobby. I can'tcall him Robert. He's more m I
A. He's not social media.So I know Art and Eddie went to

(01:24:48):
Stanford. They did. They're verysmart, very smart boys. I was
not part of that. That part. That's more of the creative side the
book smarts. And then and thenBobby. I have no clue. Sort
of the fancy name Robert didn't helphim along the way. Maybe it did.

(01:25:08):
Oh wow, sorry, all right, government, I don't know.
Okay, well, yeah, sothey did an online poll and asked,
if you could be five times thesedifferent traits, which ones would you pick?
And one? Right? Yeah?Which one? Which one? You
have six options? Okay, why'dyou put up four fingers? That's crazy?

(01:25:31):
Six because you have six options andshields up four fingers. How does
that even cut? I mean Iif you would have done the five fingers,
I would have been like, oh, these she's close wild options,
she said, radio. But you'regesturing to us, right, I know
that's what I mean. Well,you guys don't have to call me out
because he said we have six optionsand you're holding up four fingers. I

(01:25:54):
don't know. I don't know why. I don't know what you're talking about
six ers of four. It's six, you guys, it's six? Then
why did you hold it? Don't? Okay? Maybe I was doing four
things. Maybe that's what I wasdoing. We're talking baseball traits? Yes,
no, okay, your six options. Would you rather be five times
more popular, have five times themental strength, meaning like you were really

(01:26:20):
good under pressure, you don't getanxiety that kind of stuff. Would you
rather be five times more attractive,five times richer, five times smarter,
so your IQ score five times orfive times stronger physically? Damn? Yeah,

(01:26:42):
So we have popular, stronger,mental strength, rich, smart,
or attractive? Which one would youpick? Seth fascinated? That's easy to
me. Oh the money, Nowwhat if you're five times smarter, then
you can make your own money.I feel like if you're five times smarter,
you're king into stuff that you don'tnecess saraily want to know about,
you know, to make the money, though maybe not. Or you could

(01:27:04):
be like smart in some other areathat's not going to make you money,
Like you could be like an environmentalistor something and you're not making move off
that you're saving the earth. Butyeah, I'm lazy. But if I
was smart, I'd still be lazy. I'd be smart and lazy exactly.
If you're rich five time lazier,you buy everything possible. Well, but
they're not saying you're rich. They'resaying you are richer. So make you

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make a buck. You've got fivebucks. Now, I'm trying to think
of what I have in my badso I would have thirty dollars. That's
not that good. Take that asthe question we're going to come back to
me. Yeah, okay, that'sa think piece. Damn, Emily,
which one would you pick for me? It was between the richer or the
mental mental state. Got a lotgoing on here in this brain of mind.

(01:27:54):
Excuse me, I mean too much, too much, No, just
way too many thoughts in one times, so that I'm all over the place.
I worry about like Alzheimer's and dementia, anxiety, like about all that
stuff. You like you're worried you'regoing to have all Yeah, I freak
out about it, like all daylong, freak out all day Like it

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goes through my head as lean timeyou're going to manifest. Yeah, don't
say that, Just say well,come on, don't say that. So
okay, really, Eddie, youknow that's not true, and like with
my anxiety, and so there's somelittle depression going on. So I five
times more, you are able tokeep it cool? Oh yeah, I
can't. How great would that be? It would be amazing. It would

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change my life. Like if Isay, you know, you look like
you're hot in that, and thenyou wouldn't actually get hot. Actually,
she just pulled up her sleep youfocusing her legs. There's no way you're
hot in that romper fanning herself thatthick cotton. I started to get hot,
but now I'm not hot anymore becauseI know we already addressed it.
When we all address it, andwhen it's out there goes away. Really,

(01:29:00):
I would have to talk about yourpsycho. You are out there.
You know you're right. That's whyI choose mental. Really hands five times
richer? You love that? Comeon, but this is gonna be.
This is gonna do do me waybetter likes a pro dude, Just get
trust me. Which one would youpick? Sky? I was between richer

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or smarter. You need one ofthose for sure? Yeah one. I
don't think I think you're good.I mean, how much gold do you
need your house? It's gonna bericher that's so greedy, crazy money in
the world. I do five abigger moat. I don't have a moat
nor a helicopter. I'm not theriches person. I've already got three chefs.
No, none of those things.Do I have fifteen? Okay,

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it's too many, it's ridiculous.I don't have any of those things.
But then I was thinking about thesmarter things. And have you guys ever
met somebody who's like, way smarterthan the general population. They can't even
relate to normal people, like they'reweird. Yeah, and you'd be mad
at everybody because they're so stupid andthey can't get what you're saying. So
I feel like being that smart wouldalmost frustrate me. So I am going

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five times richer. Shock, nobodyis thinking about five times better looking?
No, No, you're fine withwhere you're at. Who cares? At
this point, I was like,if I was younger and single, what's
the point now? Really a model? Yeah forty? If I was five

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times hotter, then I feel likemoney is going to start coming my way
to things are starting to you know, turn around, what are you doing?
Only fans a million money? Yeah? Yeah? Finder Influencer Oh,
but you don't want to do youdon't want to go through all that posting
on Instagram because I know you.Yeah, what's the other stuff? Five

(01:30:57):
times smart, rich and smarter impossible? I'm okay richer. You know,
I'm not as into monetary things ascertain people or uh sky don't have to
look over you normally, Emily.That was a shocker that she didn't say,
right, So, Richard, whatever, you know. Obviously I would

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love that, but I don't needit, Okay, Okay. Mental strength.
I'm pretty mentally strong. You know. That's one thing you can say
about about old eddies. He's pretty, he's pretty cool, calm collected,
he doesn't get too freaked out bystuff. Yeah, I'm pretty good with
it. Unless he's angry them.That's different. That's a different that's a
different kind of Okay, stronger physicallywant that? Five times I'm pretty strong.

(01:31:44):
Could you imagine the calves they werejust bust out. Those can't get
five times they're not It's impossible ifyour if your arms matched your calves,
Wow, holy breakhouse. Yeah,okay, that's in contention. So five
times attractive we talked about, andthen five times more popular impossible Okay again,

(01:32:06):
these are these are these are practicallyperfect? Well, I'm pretty popular.
It's super hot. Let's not forgetyou know. That's right, that's
right, thank you for saying it. I'm going stronger, I think.
Yeah, I'm like Kanye west Man. What a reference. I don't know
if you want to say that intwenty twenty. Why what's up to these

(01:32:29):
days? Nothing? He's just makingmusic. Okay, I'm stronger anyway.
Yeah, I'm going stronger because that'sjust kick ass. All right again,
maybe I'm in the D and Drealm. Yeah, yeah, your hands
wild question speaking wild, there wasa wild scene out at the PGA Championship
this morning. We're gonna see whogot arrested heading to the course next in

(01:32:51):
sports Dirt. All right, we'regonna turn it around, guys. Pots
had the day off yesterday. Igonna start a series against the Atlanta Braves
today. Let's go from Should Ieven bring it up? No, I'm
scared scared. I'm scared to doit. I'm scared to do it.

(01:33:15):
I'm just scared that they're gonna loseagain and have another time. I don't
need to happening. Are you?You're just the weirdest fan said it all
right, Matt Waldron is going toget the start. First pitch will be
four to twenty. This is oneof the most bizarre incidents I've ever seen
in the sports world. World numberone golfer Scottie Scheffler was taken into custody

(01:33:40):
and arrested by the police this morningwhen he was on his way to the
golf course at the PGA Championship.Now you must think, well, this
guy must have been drunk or whatwas going on. Well, according to
a report, traffic was stopped headinginto the course after a man was struck
and killed by a shuttle bus,which obviously is tragic and crazy. Well,

(01:34:01):
Scheffler apparently he was trying to drivearound the crash when officers told him
to stop, and he wouldn't.Then this cop apparently attached himself to the
side of the car like he washanging on like in a movie. Yes,
like on the hood. This isinsane. And then he ripped Scheffler

(01:34:21):
out, arrested him right there andlike slammed him onto the hood. It
was in handcuffs the whole thing,and uh. And then finally they took
him in and booked him Wow,he obviously made bail and is now on
the course. Oh he's playing rightnow, yes, right now, because
he in his orange jumpsuit jail flip. Well, I don't know if you're

(01:34:43):
allowed to, you have to havesome other apparel. Yeah, a culture.
I can't believe that he didn't have, Like I would think he'd have
like a couple car entourage with agolf cart and somebody leading him there.
Like he's just sitting in traffic withother people. Yeah. Yeah, it
is weird when you think about howgolf is because golf it's not it's a
it's an individual sport. This isn'tteams work. Yeah, you know,
you go to any kind of NFLgame or whatever, you know, they're

(01:35:05):
shuttled in. Yeah, and youdon't even get anywhere near the players.
Oh no, Yeah when when yougo you're a golfer, you like are
doing your own accommodations. Like ifyou want to stay in at Airbnb,
you can, If you want tostay at a hotel, you can't.
You want to rent the house,you can go, And then how you
get to the courses up to you. You can get a driver if you

(01:35:26):
want a driver, or you canjust drive yourself. He's like, I
don't want to. I just wantto do my thing in the morning and
stuff. You'll see these guys pullup in a car and they're pulling up
in a parking lot, open uptheir trunk, get their clubs. It's
insane. It doesn't make any sense. There's a Netflix series about PGA tours
called Full so see it. Theseguys are driving themselves. They're like handing
the valet twenty bucks to park theirstuff. Like it's wild. I had

(01:35:48):
no clue like that. It iscrazy. It is crazy when you think
about it. Their own entrance,like you no, not really, just
rolling through the front door of theclubhouse. Yeah, it doesn't make any
sense. Well, at the endactual event yesterday, Xander Shoffley had a
day. He had an amazing round, shooting sixty two to lead the way
in his trying to win his firstmajor championship. Now he broke the course

(01:36:10):
record of sixty three, leads bythree shots. Tiger Woods did okay,
faltered sort of late, ended upshooting one over par. The second round
is underway NBA playoffs last night,so the Timberwolves blow out the Nuggets one
fifteen to seventy. Did they evenmake a shot announced? Not really?
That's crazy. So their series istied up at three, So we're going

(01:36:31):
to a deciding game seven that's inMinnesota, right, Yeah, it'll be
a really fun one too. It'llbe interesting. Minnesota is dying for like
playoff success, Like the city ofMinneapolis is thirsty for this, so the
crowd will be absolutely nuts. Wouldthat be their first ever? I believe
so. Yeah. I don't thinkthe Minnesota Timberwolves have ever been to the
fire. I don't think so.Yeah, even during the Kevin Garnett years

(01:36:54):
where they were really good. That'scrazy. Hell, that is the largest
margin of victory in a postseason gamesince twenty fifth team, So that was
crazy. And then in the StanleyCup playoffs saw the Rangers move on into
the Eastern Conference Finals as they eliminatedthe Hurricanes in Game six to win five
to three, and Vancouver has takinga three to to lead over the Oilers,
winning three to two. Sports Startis brought to you by Jersey Mike's

(01:37:15):
be a sub above. Now,we just heard earlier Emily talked about her
mental capacity. It's not great.She freaks out a lot. I mean
it's your words. So I wonderwhat it was like when Emily had a
big date. How were you?What were you like? I can't even
I can't even imagine. We're gonnasee how women deal with dating anxiety.

(01:37:38):
Coming up next on the show onRock five to three. Is that the
greatest mandolin solo of all time?Yes? That's pretty legit. R R
E M Wow. Yeah, yeah, that we played that definitely. Are

(01:38:00):
you I'm down for it? Yeah, Okay, we were talking earlier about
Emily having her anxiety. It's onanother level among other things. It happens,
you know, I get it.Yes, And so I can't imagine
back in the day when you hada big date plant and what that must
have looked like, and how freakedout and anxiety ridden you must have been
all week long? Was it likethat? To be honest, dating and

(01:38:26):
like me, being around guys inthat form doesn't make me nervous like at
all. But like you anything,you have anything on your plate? You
literally just said I and I quote, yeah, I wish I never had
to do anything you just said aboutpeople because you're happy. You don't have
a lot of plans tonight. Yes, so you said, I wish I

(01:38:47):
never had to do anything. Sodid that just develop or you know,
because if you have anything on yourcalendar, you stress out about it all
week long. Like if we aregoing somewhere, she'll at me, like
six days in advance what I'm wearing, and I'll be like, I haven't
thought about it at all, andshe's like, oh, I have like
five outfits laid out. So Iwas on the same page as you,

(01:39:09):
Eddie. That's going on a date. Yeah. Yeah, that's not anxiety
for me. That's me having funand getting concerned about it. Like I
get excited to pick what I'm gonnawear. So that's that's not bad.
Oh that stresses you out? Thatstress me, Oh, I get excited.
Don't you dread things I dread?Now this is like now, yeah
in my adult years twenties, youdidn't like this. No, I actually

(01:39:31):
liked doing things. I was alwaysgoing out my twenties and stuff like that,
and and like flirt getting ready andflirting with the guy. That was
always fun for me. Yeah.I actually more dreaded like a one on
one dinner with a friend that's awoman that I wasn't really all that close

(01:39:53):
with, Like I worried about thatmore. Wow, which is wild.
I feel comfortable with men. Hellyeah, save that definitely say that I
do, probably because you were confidentjust like whatever. But I mean I
obviously don't date now because I'm ina relationship, okay, but now I

(01:40:14):
feel like I would probably freak outone hundred percent somehow that single and got
asked out on a date and said, you know, the date is going
to be next Wednesday. Yeah,from right now, you would think about
it every single day. Yeah.Yeah, I would probably spend out a
bit about it, for sure,I would. But I mean i'd also
know that like at the date,I could have a gossip of wine or

(01:40:36):
two and I would wouldn't be asworried about it as you would think.
And I remember, I wouldn't getthat's what you would say at the end
of the day. I wouldn't getthat drunk. Well, they actually looked
into this and women having anxiety fromdating. Yeah, they surveyed thousands of
people and it was all about datingand dating apps and stuff, and then

(01:40:58):
they found that there was one thingthat was very clear where women were different
from men. Men admit, yeah, I could get a little stressed out
trying to plan a date or goingon a date whatever. But when they
talk to women, sixty eight percentof women in this study say they experience
anxiety prior to a date on likea weird level. Like they were asking,

(01:41:20):
okay, how many of you haveactually thrown up because you have been
so anxiety ridden before a date,and eighteen percent of women say yep.
They then make out. They thensaid, how many of you have literally
passed out fainted? This is becauseyour anxiety has been so high, and

(01:41:44):
thirty six percent of those women said, yes, I actually fainted before a
date because I got myself so workedEmily so freaked out because normally she passes
out after the date. Oh afterthe date, well, sixty freak until
I pass out? Oh okay,Well sixty five percent of the women say

(01:42:04):
that they have actually canceled a datebecause their anxiety has kicked up so much
before the date that they can't evengo through with it. And then finally
they said, well, do youhave any coping mechanisms before the date to
you know, relieve the jitters?And there were two top answers. One

(01:42:25):
slam that glass of wine, havea cocktail, get a little buzz,
on, and the second was torelieve stress in a different way. Double
Clad. Let's go a little selfpleasure before the date. Get it hit
sweating right there we go? Yeah, coming up on Monday, we're gonna

(01:42:50):
play our version of the Newly Waygame. It's the Newly Show Game.
Plus you'll be back. Oh Goshis back from New York, so we're
gonna see did he bring us thebagels or not? Oh yeah, plus
more Disneyland tickets all on Monday.We'll see you then,