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May 14, 2024 10 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily shares her story of a past coworker that would gift her used panties way back before she was on The Show.
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(00:00):
Well, today on the show,we heard Sky talk about how she was
offered basically second hand lingerie, andthat led to an off air conversation and
revelation that we are still stunned by. I cannot believe that this happened.
Emily told us off the air thatback in the day she was once offered

(00:25):
or maybe more than once, apparentlyfree panties. We ain't done yet.
It's time for the podcast completely uncensoredand uncting filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts. Now,that's not even the good part. It

(00:50):
was from a coworker. What isthe fun inappropriate? Oh my god,
she didn't find it inapprop clearly not. I was in a different space than
Eddie. Different was this big faketitty Emily. This is big fake titty
Emily. She was fun, funEddie party. She had chokers, you

(01:18):
know, which is what I callthe old fake titties, and she would
push up. She was doing snootersall the time. She was getting why
did you get rid of the titties? They popped twice two different times that
you never thought about geting another anotherjump that last time. I was hoping
they were supposed to be switching themout from the s the siline that I
had to the silicone which are likebetter and squeet like our field, more

(01:41):
real. And in the middle ofsurgery they realized that the pockets were infected.
So I woke up and I wassupposed to have new tits and they
just took them out. They nevergot them back. Now what size were
they actually? Like? What wasyour bra size? They were like double
d's they were sucking here. Ohdouble they were really bare. If you

(02:02):
had to do it again, wouldyou go double D again or would you
go small? No, I'd golike a full sea like right now.
I probably I don't know, Maybei'd go small D. But I just
want them so you don't have towear bra. Oh just nice and perky.
Yeah, walking in here, nipplesshowing everywhere? Well wait, what
excuse me? Why are it wouldn'tbe the other one all the one size?

(02:25):
This one has a problem coming outto play. Yeah, so,
yes, it was that, Emily, when I was actually in this building
back in the day, long timeago. So you were the receptionist,
Yes, it was the receptionist.So I got to know everybody in the
building because you know, yeah,for sure, this was pre Jeff and
Cher. This is pre Jeff andEr. We can count out them from

(02:46):
giving you the parents because it wasnot Jeff or chair would Tommy. So
it wasn't that. And so Iwould get to know, like I said,
everybody in the building. And Ithink that it was kind of known
that I was kind of a partygirl. I wear some risks. Think

(03:10):
any company party we had, Imean there was multiple Christmas parties. I
mean I think I carried Emily homeone time. We got wild parties.
And that's when one day when Iwas working here, somebody that was kind
of unsuspecting came over and asked meif I could come over to their office

(03:35):
after I got off, And soI went over to this person's office and
that's when this gentleman pulled out alittle tiny like like almost like a gift
bag, like a little tiny gift. Definitely it was he was everywhere in

(04:00):
him. We could count him outto have a problem doing it. No,
no, but not, actually itwasn't yeah, okay, no,
it wasn't him. And that's whenthis person hands me a little tiny bag
and says, well get for you. I have these I I need to
get rid of them, they stillhave the tags on. Would you like
them? And it was a bagfull of probably like six to eight thongs

(04:27):
from Victoria's Secret, like six toeight under lace thong panties from Victoria's Secret.
Why would somebody need to quote getrid of these and why why does
the person have them? And whyare they in your size? And why
did you bring them the work andwhy would they think to give them to
you? Well that's my questions,yeah, guys, And what of my

(04:50):
questions are? So were you liketight with that person? Like you know
how even though you weren't on theshow yet, you and Eddie would party
and you guys were friends. Wereyou close like that? Absolutely not this
person. This person was on theother end of the spectrum. Were on
the other never never in the mixof what we definitely a spectrum. You

(05:10):
just put out the vibe that youwould be the girl to give free panties
to apparently, like I wasn't evenfriendly with this person. The only thing
I ever like interact with this personwould be to say, you have a
package at the front desk. That'sit perfect. This person's a lot older
than me too, like, soit is not this is not. Could
they promote you? No, notat all, like difference department. So

(05:30):
did Emily give out a I willgive blow jobs and get free panties?
Vibe back? Then? Maybe ifyou wear gay stuff with giant cans?
Right? Yeah, well did yougive out a Uh, you gotta work
for it. I got these hugetitties. I don't I think. I
think if there was anybody in thebuilding at the time, that you're gonna

(05:53):
give free panties to one. Butit wasn't like a giant hole in the
building. That would be me.That was that I was outside the building,
but not that smart. Then youdon't want to ship where you eat?
Yeah? Ship? Were the pantiescute? Did you ask any questions?

(06:15):
Like did you try them on infront of them? That's what he
wants so girls, Uh, theywere really cute. They were actually the
panties that I wear this day.Years ago. Was this when the mood
was born? Three panties, I'llthem. I'm not the moot, but

(06:39):
I've always liked secondhand stuff and freebiessince I was little, So that weren't
when the mood was born. Youweren't concerned about who was wearing them,
who gave them. And if aguy has panties, I assume he's sniffing
them, you know, though youthey're used, and he stole them from
somebody and tam like Victoria's Secret tagson him. But maybe he was like

(07:02):
went to Victoria's Secret and they wentto the waiting room area when we tried
them on, like he lost hisship and just had to buy something.
But by the way, guys,yeah, who, what the fuck are
we talking about here? A guyhas a bag of panties and he's giving
them to a girl at work.Hr, what the fuck? Yeah,
we can't do that. That's insane. No matter what, it was a

(07:23):
different time, it was a differenttime, but still even then, Yeah,
I mean, it wasn't like thiswas the seventies. This is still
the two thousands. Yeah, there'sa two in front of the years,
so I mean it wasn't that.I mean, it's still would have been
frowned upon. Yeah, like,what was your reaction? Well, my
reaction was, I did say wheredid you get them? And I think

(07:43):
he said something along the lines ofmy girlfriend or something like. I don't
have a great memory, but Ithink it was something along the lines of
something about a girlfriend and they didn'tfit her, or they didn't work for
her, or she didn't want themor something, and so he just chose
you to give. He just choseme. I was the lucky girl the
panties, and so I thought aboutit, asked her the story maybe about

(08:05):
the girlfriend and something along those lines, and then I said, okay,
thanks, you didn't think and Iended up taking the panties. You didn't
feel weird about that. The wholething was odd. Obviously, it's fucking
weird. This person is an oddduck. You're fucking weird. But at
the time, I was like,fuck yeah, free panties. So I
took the free panties. You said, fuck yeah, free pants myself?

(08:28):
Yes, I said, fu yeahthere free from Those are expensive Victoria's secret.
I can't from a guy at work. And you don't know why he
had them or where he got them. You don't think that there was something
else weird about that, like somethinghe expected. Yeah he was trying to.
I mean I I did. Iwas so caught off guard by the
free panties, but I didn't Andlike I said, and like we said,

(08:50):
I was not in a headspace togive a shit. I was partying.
I was probably half drunk when nightwhen I did it snooters like,
I wasn't really like that focused onlet's get to the bottom of why this
guy gave me panties. I wasjust like, fuck it. Would you
have accepted in the box a vibratorfrom somebody? They would go, you

(09:11):
know what, We're never going touse this. It's brand new, never
never been opened before. Honestly,back then, I probably I probably would
atal beads. Wait, no,I don't know. I don't use this.
That's too bad. So that happened, and then I thought we were
in the clear, like I didn'twant to have more panties given to me.

(09:33):
I did clearly feel uncomfortable about it, but I did accept them.
Yes, yes, So I thoughtthat was not going to happen again.
And then moving forward about two monthslater. Wrong. He came over to
the front desk and once again hada tiny little bag and said, I've
got more panties for you. Hemade the same mistake with his quote unquote

(09:54):
girlfriend. Now now clearly shady ship. Well, I mean we got a
finish. Yeah, he likes givingpanties to young women, and he feels
like probably if he keeps giving herpanties. Eventually he'll get to see them.
At some point he'll get a usedcops, you get to use.
That's what he wanted. He wanted, he wanted. That's so gross.

(10:18):
That's what he wanted to do,some deep lunges. The thing is,
the guy never really flirted with me. He really did well, his flirting
has giving you the pants fantish Emily, You kept accepting panties from a coworker.
Yeah, I don't know who's moreweird. Him, that's a brilliant
Yeah. Yeah, honestly her
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