The Show Presents: P1 Podcast 5.16.24 Zeth's Girlfriend Really Misses Her Cat

On todays P1 Podcast, we check in with Zeth where he shares a sketchy story about his girlfriend and her lost cat.

Episode Transcript

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Well we mentioned it earlier. Nothought today or is back in New York,
so he is going to be gonetoday and tomorrow. So well,
Zeth's back, which is man andcrazier because Zeth has new duties now so
he's running around the building and stufflike that. But he made time for
us, which is nice. Whichis nice. So whenever Zeth is on

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the show, I always like toget like his love life updates and things
like that. This one is verydifferent though, because one finally stuck.
We ain't done yet. It's timefor the one podcast yet, completely uncensored
and unacting filtered except for that partthe show's after show starts. Now.

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Yeah, you had a lot ofunlucky and love stories for a long time.
You had a bad streak. Idid a lot of bad days.
Yeah that was rough. That wasrough. But you finally settled on one
and it's going on. It's gonegreat. That's great. A So things
are going good. Yeah, andyou know, I don't like I don't
ask too much, don't say toomuch on no, but we met her.

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She seems super cool, nice girl. Yeah, good gal. Yeah,
she's awesome. Man. Okay,that's good. Yeah, although there
is something that did happen. Iguess with you two that you found a
little odd Yeah, and this wasa situation where she almost got scammed.
Yeah, it was really interesting.I was upset about the whole thing because
like she didn't include me on anyof this that was happening. Oh so

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unfortunately she lost one of her cats. She lives like out in the mountains
in East County, very rural area, so you have to be super careful.
It's an indoor cat. One ofher daughter's friends came by let one
of the doors open. I know, it's nightmare. What do you mean,
you just give your cats away.I don't just give my cats away.

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Found another loving home and they askedif they could love it forever,
and I said, okay, wellI guess, but yeah, but we
have like uh because you know,we have two little dogs, and so
we have a front gate, andthen of course we have our front door,
and like, I can't tell youthe amount of times where you know,

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people have come over and the dogs, you know, they've just let
the dogs run out. So I'mso thankful for that front gate, but
I would like literally hate that personforever. Sorry to dogs. A no,
no, no, no, they'renot going to stay. No,
they'll stay for a treat. Butif there's a fun yeah, if there's
a well for two different reasons.To our new little one, she bolts

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because she's scared of everything, andthen the other one is like in love
with everything, so he'll just immediatelyrun up to any stranger and like want
to be friends with it and tryingto get out and find a new family.
Animals, Okay, horrible womanky.This isn't some animated movie where Okay,

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this is not that at all.They love us very much. I
can see it. They must seesome ship. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm just saying they're weird. Sexnights. The dogs are around, they
hear the music come on, They'relike, oh fuck, let's door open.
Okay, they're running around the jacuzziewhen they're okay, can we not

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all look so disgusted at the thoughtof me and my husband having the whole
thing? Okay? My point isthat it's like one thing. It's wearing
leather. It's one thing if youaccidentally let your pet out, or your
pet accidentally like gets out from underthe fence, but for somebody else to

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be responsible up my my beloved doggrowing up, Tay, you just laughed
at she did. I almost cladyou the sea word, and I'm not
kidding even that's I even censored myselfon the Uncensored podcast. But you don't

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laugh at Taffy. You put somerespect on Taffy's name. Okay, Taffy
was I'm sorry taking the love ofdog and uh when I was little,
I was probably six seven years old. It was my first dog and my
beloved and Taffy was the greatest dog, most loving dog. This is really

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can't even get it. I can't. And the mother fucking SD GENI guy
aka p Genie up in the BayArea. He came into the backyard unannounced,
and he claimed Taffy tried to attackhim. Taffy never barked, didn't
hurt fly, nothing, and hefucking sprayed her. Taffy fucking ran away,

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never to be seated. No braidleft because he left the back door
open to Fraser and then Taffy youknow, ran out, yeah, get
away and gone forever. The manpunted Baxter. Yes, pretty much pretty
much what happened. I didn't eventhrow a burrito. It's crazy, It's
fucking crazy. I'm sorry, andthey laughed at that. Yeah, she's

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fucked up. He's been a badperson all day. That's a very sad
sorry. Hey they have not.I have not. You've been a bad
girl all day. Not open thedoor let me I want to. Yeah,
so this whole door situation is notgood anyways, slice it and so
yeah that sucks. Yeah, sothanks kid, let's the count I wouldn't

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care. I didn't care about her. Yfie my cat freakie, okay,
whatever, totally I love anyway,So can't gets let out. As an
aside, this kid has not beenback to the house obviously coming back head
from the house. Oh you letthe cat out. You're not coming back

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death, You're done. But it'sfair, You're honestly fair. Signs everywhere
everybody's aware, you know, don'twant the fucking cat out. Man,
get on your p's and q's.What what's the cat's name? Winston.
There's a lot of that, thewhole family. Everyone's cross out on the
hill on the property, yelling fora little Winston. I live in a
rural East County area too. It'snot good. There's a lot of stuff

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that will get you. There wasone morning, I was almost taken out
by Oh, I know it.It was. It was stocking me.
We have stuff out there, yes, but I don't know that a bro
was going to get I don't knowthough, listening to the stuff on top
of it, pretty things to jumpon the roof mountain lions and ship.
Yeah, it gets crazy, yes, but I don't think it's a Mexican

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mythical creature. I believe it isa good sucker. We see. We
see a lot of coyotes out there. There are you know, some unfortunate
big cats, bears. All thesethings are true. So it's not great.
Great, No, we didn't likeour prospects. So yeah, you
do everything you can. You poston all the normal forums. You know,

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your next door is various signs,like signs everywhere. She lives kind
of out there, so you know, the signs kind of tough, but
you know where we could. Yeah, it makes us feel better, made
the girls feel better. Okay,so we were doing that whole thing.
About a week passes ten days.You know in your heart, hearts what's
up. Yeah, I kind ofam admitting to myself. You can't say,

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right, they're still hope for Winston. Yeah, so I got to
go out there. You know,every time I go out there, I
gotta walk the hill look for Winston. You know, Wednesday, buddy.
Oh yeah, there's food out everywhere, all kinds of stuff. Those raccoons
man catnip. Oh yeah, theraccoons found them. Cap another whole conversation.

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That's not good. But so afterabout a week, ten days,
not looking okay. So my girlis kind of starting to maybe come to
grips with this, and then shegets a hit on one of these apps
says, hey, it's all yourpicture. I think I might have your
cat stop it. Yeah, Winstoncould be Winston here, we got your

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projecting. So my girl obviously superexcited, you know, she goes,
oh that that's great. Where canI meet you? You know what's going
on here? I'll pay your reward. There's a reward. Oh okay.
So first of all, she goes, can you send me a picture,
you know, just to confirm.Yeah, proof of life, proof of
life exactly. I've seen this onthe next door app where people will be

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like, oh, I think Ifound your dog, and then they post
a picture and it looks like itlooks so I think that's very smart to
confirm the identity first. I don'twant to get my hopes. Yeah,
people get confused. Yeah, sothat move was very smart on her behalf.
But that that was the last smartthing she did. I love you
to death, but this was nota good circumstance of events. Sometimes she's

(09:16):
a very hopeful woman. And that'swhy when that person sent back a photo
of a cat wearing sunglasses, okay, like he's on vacation, like a
meme of a cat wearing sunglasses orlegit, he had a cat and put

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sunglasses on it. It was aphoto of a cat photo sunglasses on Yeah,
yeah, like well yeah, andshe it kind of looked like the
cat, like enough to wear ifyou're really hopeful, like if it's a
great cat. It was kind ofa great cat. Yes, yes,
so if you really want to gointo that and be like, oh that

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must be my in sunglasses' silly?Did he go blind? It doesn't mean
too long. Yeah, these arethe questions that any of us would have
asked this person who takes us thisrandom photograph. She doesn't. She decides
the sunglasses this is a normal thatmakes sense, This makes ask for a
photo with the shades off. Shegot from the eyes, holding up today's

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news, anything, any other picture, hold up the cat anything anything.
No, they didn't want to sendanother picture. She she didn't even bring
it up. She was just that'sit, that's it, that's great.
What do you want to meet?Where do you want to meet? Where
do you want to meet? Right, that's where he's at. He's okay,

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So this person texts back, willmeet you at this convenience store kind
of in your area. She says, great, that's close to me.
Let's meet up. Yeah, money, you have money in hand, basically
basically need you here? If youhave my cat, well, we'll take
care of everything from that point.Yeah. Right again, you're riding shotgun
though, right, No, hearabout all of this ship after the far

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she doesn't tell me about. Andthat's why I was upset about. She's
rolling solo to meet these obvious fuckingscamming is alone and like in the middle
of like this area that she lives. It's not like it's kind of out
in the sticks a little bit.Yeah, like would be like nope,

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no, yeah, please tell methe sun's out. The sun is okay.
I don't give her well, no, I agree with you. Still
sketchy as And she's like, well, I agree, I agreed to meet
him at this convenience store that Ialways go to. The people the convenience
store know me, I go.It doesn't fucking matter. They specialize in
human trafficking. Can be a greatdeal, and you have to more like,

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what are you talking about? SoI'm finding out about this after the
fact. I mean there are redalerts going off left the right. How
many red flags are popping up sayingdon't do this ship? But she wants
her cat. She wants her.It's not only is there her hope.
She's got two daughters that are veryhopeful about this cat. You know,

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there's a lot going on, alot riding on the cat. So she
wants to believe that this is thecat. So she meets or is going
to meet these people to exchange thecat. She gets there and these people
she goes, Okay, where areyou at? I'm here? Do you
have the cat? They go,well, send us half of said reward
money and then we will eat youwith said cats. They got to pay

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for the sunglasses, ray bands.Please tell me yeah, please, no,
no, no, no, no, She's got it. She finally
figured it out. Okay, Ohmy god, oh thank god. Okay,

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that was finally, finally, whatdid it? But I think if
it was a smaller number, ifit was like a one hundred dollars award
and they would like send fifty rightnow, I think she would have done
it, which is horrifying. Soshe goes through this whole experience, comes
home. I see her later thatnight. Oh honey, guess what happened,
dude. I thought I found Winston. This whole thing unravels. I'm

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coming out of my skin. Whileshe's telling you this, trying not to
get really upset with her for goingthrough this whole thing, she shows you
the picture. It's the picture ofGarfield. A minute