May 9, 2024 • 10 mins
On today's P1 podcast, Eddie tells us his story of how he joined the "Me2" movement... and we are here to support him
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(00:00):
Uh, ladies, I was involvedin a me too situation last night.
I feel like I'm a little nervousto talk about it. It's a very
uncomfortable situation. But I do feellike I was sexually assaulted at the softball
game last night. We ain't doneyet. It's time for the podcast over
(00:24):
yet, completely uncensored and unacting,filtered except for that part the party.
The show's after show starts. Now. Yeah, I get it. I
get it when men do things thatare unwanted to us. It is very
uncomfortable and it's a it's a notcool and you know, I I I
(00:50):
didn't have my voice at that momenteither, And now I feel like I
need to speak out about it becauseit was so weird awful, because it
always catches you off guard. YourYou feel you're not wrecked in the moment,
right, you feel like you're ina safe place, and then all
of a sudden, you don't feelsafe. An I'm a fighter, Yeah,
I'm a fighter, not in thismoment, and I'm just going and
I've got some bad news. Thatkind of stuff sticks with you. Yeah,
(01:12):
you remember, Yeah, like Iremember every time I've been violated clearly,
and I don't remember much. Yeah, so you know, I'm standing
there, mind of my own business, getting ready for my softball game.
And so we're standing at the fieldwatching the game that was going on before
us wrap up. And so I'msort of just standing there, not on
(01:34):
guard, nothing, just you know, like I said, mine in my
own business, watching watching the game. When out of the blue, somebody
comes up from behind me and putstheir hand kind of very lovingly and tenderly
around my stomach area to wrap aroundme. Now I don't know who this
(01:57):
is. I'm assuming it's one ofmy teammates. We're all friends. It's
still weird, but a very oddlyway to do that, because none of
my friends would do that. Yeah. I don't like being touched. I
don't. I think that's helped us. Your hot button is the belly,
the belly. Yeah, I don'tlike A. I don't like being touched
b I don't like touching. SoI never got sexual assault issues would never
(02:17):
come. Chargers would never come againstme. I don't like touching thing people.
But you you got that incredible askthough, and it's like kind of
sort of I have to remind myselfto keep my hands to myself, and
I've had listeners. There's grab itfor pictures and yeah, it wasn't.
It wasn't comfortables and eggs and everybody'sdrunk and they just grab Sometimes they would
(02:38):
try to grab skies but couldn't findanything. Okay, reaching the air the
other day, so you know,I grabbed your Assmber, What happened?
Accident on accident on accident? Wewere taking a picture and you claimed it
was an accident when he wasn't usedto it being out anything, being that
(02:59):
moving arm up and I raised herass. Yeah, and I went,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. He went immediately. He went immediately
and took a shower, So Iget it. He's not yeah, sky's.
I wouldn't say her ass is juicy. I'd say it's juice. I
wouldn't grab the yet. Not aton of pulp there, no, no,
no, but it's there, butjust j at least I'm like in
(03:23):
the store on the shelf. Youknow, I'll take it, sure,
But my point of the story isI can't remember what I was talking about.
You don't like to I don't liketouching. So I have no friends
that would ever do that because theyknow and then if they would, I
would immediately turn around like what theYeah, I don't because I don't.
I don't even like my wife touchedme. To be honest with you,
Yeah, I knew it wasn't you, because I knew you wouldn't wrap your
(03:44):
I was around field. So wouldyou legit get mad if it was somebody
besides your wife that did that,Like our buddy Jesse, if he did
that to you, Yeah, Iwould be like, I'd be like,
what are you doing? Like Iget and then he'd go calm down.
Bro, He's the only friend Ihave. I knew immediately, but he
(04:04):
would but he knows I hate that, so he would do it. Messing
with me. Oh wow. Yeah, So I have no idea who this
person is behind me, who istenderly wrapping their arm around me in front,
and I'm I'm obviously, as astraight man, hoping it's a female.
At least yeah, you know,because sometimes the guys will bring their
wives their girlfriends. Weird, butthat would be bizarre, But at least
(04:28):
I would go, Okay, well, it's somewhat acceptable, I guess.
Not really any thought that maybe Emilyhas had a few glasses of wine and
has shown up and softball. Idon't know, you know, sometimes she'll
be like, I drive by thefield and I look to see her.
Your that's okay, So she's okay. Nowhere near. It's like, it's
(04:51):
seven past seven and Emily's never evendrunk, come up lovingly behind me and
wrapped her arm was around me.Honestly, I was putting myself in opposition
before you even said that, skylike, because I do get very touchy feely
when I'm drunk. It's more likeI do you the hard squeeze, hard
squeezes in the this is gentle.But I don't come up do that like
(05:17):
where they kind of come up fromand reach around you. No, Normally
I would hope it's your husband's andthings like that. But uh, you
know, it was wild, andso I have no idea who am I
gonna find As I turn around.As I turn around to find out who
this is, I'm actually stunned becauseit makes no fucking sense who this person
(05:42):
is it is. I wouldn't mindit. I don't care be very hairy,
yeah, and I know right awayit'd be so scruffy, and he
wouldn't be this gentle, not myfriend beat up. It's not him.
I slowly turn around to see somebodythat I first didn't even really recognize,
(06:06):
and then I put two and twotogether and figure out who it is.
It was another little league dad whoI'm not even really that close with.
I know him, I know hiskid, and I didn't really recomniz him
because he always has a hat onand he didn't have a hat on,
and he's and I don't put twoand two together because he's at a softball
(06:28):
field, not the little league field. It's some other random littlely dead And
I turned around him like what thenow, I'm really fucking like weirded out.
Yeah, And he goes, oh, you know you play out here
and I go, yeah, weplay here every Wednesday. Go I go
what are you doing? And hegoes, oh, I play soccer here
because they're both softball and soccer fields. Yeah. And I'm like, why
(06:49):
did you do that? Like likeyes, because I don't understand it.
And he goes, oh, I'mjust trying to mess with you. And
I'm like, but we're not close, yeah, we're not quite out like
that. Like I'm like, ifone of my buddies did it, it's
weird but at least I go,okay, well, like we're tight.
Yeah, this guy I've never hada long conversation with, I'm like what
(07:13):
And now I'm thinking, is thistoo gay? Yeah? I don't know
who does that? Because because ifI see, if I see Eddie Sky
here demistry, this is he wantsto touch my guy, I think,
so, okay, what Scott?Uh huh, Scott, you gotta I
(07:33):
can't barely hear you. If Isee Scott, this would be great if
you were in a microphone, youcould just get closer to it. Sorry.
If I see s guy and she'sfrom behind, I see Eddie from
behind, this is and I barelyknow you or I kind of know you,
then I probably do this. What'sup? I just put her in
(07:57):
the back of the neck. Itwas like the pie in the face.
It really was. It really was, guy. The last thing I would
do, the last thing I woulddo is this. Yeah, oh guy,
how did that feel? He justtouched you tits under? He kind
of his thumb up to no hedidn't. I did not, Yeah,
(08:22):
And it was slower than that.So it really I feel really uncomfortable that
I just did that. Yes,yeah, imagine having another dude behind you
doing that, I don't even knowthat he's slid in. Yes, like
practically and we said he said hewas working with me, but I don't.
We're not on that level, bro, We're not on that level.
Bro. I've seen Sky's vagina andto me, this is worse. You
(08:46):
just didn't know what this guy justdid. What happened, but this guy
just did. Yeah, I feelassaulted, Like I feel like the go
to guy joke is like or somethingstupid, like you tap on one shoulder
and you stand on the other likesomething like that. Not that you don't
push from behind that. Well,the last thing you do was carress another
man's belly. Yeah, okay,question. I know some of these adult
(09:07):
leagues can be like beer leagues forserf shop balls. Some of the guys
and I know where that's in thesoftball realm. Not soccer guys don't do
that and can be bloated run aroundplaying soccerneth that they take it more seriously
to probably the soccer guys. Yeah, I agree with you, So that's
not going on. I don't thinkthat's going I don't think so. Did
you feel the need to tighten yourabs quickly? I don't. I only
(09:28):
have one app so not really,you didn't tighten it? I can't.
Did you tighten and came up behindyou a little bit? I did.
I thought I saw you tighten yourbutt cheeks. I stood up tall and
then and then when he went formy tits, it was like a full
tune in Tokyo moment. So whatdo I do? Now? I'm going
(09:50):
to run into this guy baseball bat. Yeah, I feel like you got
to be ready, Yeah, beright right? What if what if you
like didn't react the way you didand like embraced it. You take your
(10:11):
right arm and put it on hisface
Uh, ladies, I was involvedin a me too situation last night.
I feel like I'm a little nervousto talk about it. It's a very
uncomfortable situation. But I do feellike I was sexually assaulted at the softball
game last night. We ain't doneyet. It's time for the podcast over
(00:24):
yet, completely uncensored and unacting,filtered except for that part the party.
The show's after show starts. Now. Yeah, I get it. I
get it when men do things thatare unwanted to us. It is very
uncomfortable and it's a it's a notcool and you know, I I I
(00:50):
didn't have my voice at that momenteither, And now I feel like I
need to speak out about it becauseit was so weird awful, because it
always catches you off guard. YourYou feel you're not wrecked in the moment,
right, you feel like you're ina safe place, and then all
of a sudden, you don't feelsafe. An I'm a fighter, Yeah,
I'm a fighter, not in thismoment, and I'm just going and
I've got some bad news. Thatkind of stuff sticks with you. Yeah,
(01:12):
you remember, Yeah, like Iremember every time I've been violated clearly,
and I don't remember much. Yeah, so you know, I'm standing
there, mind of my own business, getting ready for my softball game.
And so we're standing at the fieldwatching the game that was going on before
us wrap up. And so I'msort of just standing there, not on
(01:34):
guard, nothing, just you know, like I said, mine in my
own business, watching watching the game. When out of the blue, somebody
comes up from behind me and putstheir hand kind of very lovingly and tenderly
around my stomach area to wrap aroundme. Now I don't know who this
(01:57):
is. I'm assuming it's one ofmy teammates. We're all friends. It's
still weird, but a very oddlyway to do that, because none of
my friends would do that. Yeah. I don't like being touched. I
don't. I think that's helped us. Your hot button is the belly,
the belly. Yeah, I don'tlike A. I don't like being touched
b I don't like touching. SoI never got sexual assault issues would never
(02:17):
come. Chargers would never come againstme. I don't like touching thing people.
But you you got that incredible askthough, and it's like kind of
sort of I have to remind myselfto keep my hands to myself, and
I've had listeners. There's grab itfor pictures and yeah, it wasn't.
It wasn't comfortables and eggs and everybody'sdrunk and they just grab Sometimes they would
(02:38):
try to grab skies but couldn't findanything. Okay, reaching the air the
other day, so you know,I grabbed your Assmber, What happened?
Accident on accident on accident? Wewere taking a picture and you claimed it
was an accident when he wasn't usedto it being out anything, being that
(02:59):
moving arm up and I raised herass. Yeah, and I went,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. He went immediately. He went immediately
and took a shower, So Iget it. He's not yeah, sky's.
I wouldn't say her ass is juicy. I'd say it's juice. I
wouldn't grab the yet. Not aton of pulp there, no, no,
no, but it's there, butjust j at least I'm like in
(03:23):
the store on the shelf. Youknow, I'll take it, sure,
But my point of the story isI can't remember what I was talking about.
You don't like to I don't liketouching. So I have no friends
that would ever do that because theyknow and then if they would, I
would immediately turn around like what theYeah, I don't because I don't.
I don't even like my wife touchedme. To be honest with you,
Yeah, I knew it wasn't you, because I knew you wouldn't wrap your
(03:44):
I was around field. So wouldyou legit get mad if it was somebody
besides your wife that did that,Like our buddy Jesse, if he did
that to you, Yeah, Iwould be like, I'd be like,
what are you doing? Like Iget and then he'd go calm down.
Bro, He's the only friend Ihave. I knew immediately, but he
(04:04):
would but he knows I hate that, so he would do it. Messing
with me. Oh wow. Yeah, So I have no idea who this
person is behind me, who istenderly wrapping their arm around me in front,
and I'm I'm obviously, as astraight man, hoping it's a female.
At least yeah, you know,because sometimes the guys will bring their
wives their girlfriends. Weird, butthat would be bizarre, But at least
(04:28):
I would go, Okay, well, it's somewhat acceptable, I guess.
Not really any thought that maybe Emilyhas had a few glasses of wine and
has shown up and softball. Idon't know, you know, sometimes she'll
be like, I drive by thefield and I look to see her.
Your that's okay, So she's okay. Nowhere near. It's like, it's
(04:51):
seven past seven and Emily's never evendrunk, come up lovingly behind me and
wrapped her arm was around me.Honestly, I was putting myself in opposition
before you even said that, skylike, because I do get very touchy feely
when I'm drunk. It's more likeI do you the hard squeeze, hard
squeezes in the this is gentle.But I don't come up do that like
(05:17):
where they kind of come up fromand reach around you. No, Normally
I would hope it's your husband's andthings like that. But uh, you
know, it was wild, andso I have no idea who am I
gonna find As I turn around.As I turn around to find out who
this is, I'm actually stunned becauseit makes no fucking sense who this person
(05:42):
is it is. I wouldn't mindit. I don't care be very hairy,
yeah, and I know right awayit'd be so scruffy, and he
wouldn't be this gentle, not myfriend beat up. It's not him.
I slowly turn around to see somebodythat I first didn't even really recognize,
(06:06):
and then I put two and twotogether and figure out who it is.
It was another little league dad whoI'm not even really that close with.
I know him, I know hiskid, and I didn't really recomniz him
because he always has a hat onand he didn't have a hat on,
and he's and I don't put twoand two together because he's at a softball
(06:28):
field, not the little league field. It's some other random littlely dead And
I turned around him like what thenow, I'm really fucking like weirded out.
Yeah, And he goes, oh, you know you play out here
and I go, yeah, weplay here every Wednesday. Go I go
what are you doing? And hegoes, oh, I play soccer here
because they're both softball and soccer fields. Yeah. And I'm like, why
(06:49):
did you do that? Like likeyes, because I don't understand it.
And he goes, oh, I'mjust trying to mess with you. And
I'm like, but we're not close, yeah, we're not quite out like
that. Like I'm like, ifone of my buddies did it, it's
weird but at least I go,okay, well, like we're tight.
Yeah, this guy I've never hada long conversation with, I'm like what
(07:13):
And now I'm thinking, is thistoo gay? Yeah? I don't know
who does that? Because because ifI see, if I see Eddie Sky
here demistry, this is he wantsto touch my guy, I think,
so, okay, what Scott?Uh huh, Scott, you gotta I
(07:33):
can't barely hear you. If Isee Scott, this would be great if
you were in a microphone, youcould just get closer to it. Sorry.
If I see s guy and she'sfrom behind, I see Eddie from
behind, this is and I barelyknow you or I kind of know you,
then I probably do this. What'sup? I just put her in
(07:57):
the back of the neck. Itwas like the pie in the face.
It really was. It really was, guy. The last thing I would
do, the last thing I woulddo is this. Yeah, oh guy,
how did that feel? He justtouched you tits under? He kind
of his thumb up to no hedidn't. I did not, Yeah,
(08:22):
And it was slower than that.So it really I feel really uncomfortable that
I just did that. Yes,yeah, imagine having another dude behind you
doing that, I don't even knowthat he's slid in. Yes, like
practically and we said he said hewas working with me, but I don't.
We're not on that level, bro, We're not on that level.
Bro. I've seen Sky's vagina andto me, this is worse. You
(08:46):
just didn't know what this guy justdid. What happened, but this guy
just did. Yeah, I feelassaulted, Like I feel like the go
to guy joke is like or somethingstupid, like you tap on one shoulder
and you stand on the other likesomething like that. Not that you don't
push from behind that. Well,the last thing you do was carress another
man's belly. Yeah, okay,question. I know some of these adult
(09:07):
leagues can be like beer leagues forserf shop balls. Some of the guys
and I know where that's in thesoftball realm. Not soccer guys don't do
that and can be bloated run aroundplaying soccerneth that they take it more seriously
to probably the soccer guys. Yeah, I agree with you, So that's
not going on. I don't thinkthat's going I don't think so. Did
you feel the need to tighten yourabs quickly? I don't. I only
(09:28):
have one app so not really,you didn't tighten it? I can't.
Did you tighten and came up behindyou a little bit? I did.
I thought I saw you tighten yourbutt cheeks. I stood up tall and
then and then when he went formy tits, it was like a full
tune in Tokyo moment. So whatdo I do? Now? I'm going
(09:50):
to run into this guy baseball bat. Yeah, I feel like you got
to be ready, Yeah, beright right? What if what if you
like didn't react the way you didand like embraced it. You take your
(10:11):
right arm and put it on hisface
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