Ariel My Friend

1		(death happens again - and again, and again, and now all together - - ..."again!")
2		death is long, death is boring (& unexpected & annoying)
3		2 sun-sized planet eating space monsters engaging in a sanguinary space fight because one of them mistakenly blew its nose on the other one's homework (their mouths are located on the inside of their bodies, which makes it hard to communicate properly)
4		hovering through space, taking our time to relax and get hydrated while making our way to the cat-shaped portal near the famous dog-shaped cupcake with its outstanding metallic blue frosting (they say it's so tasty you'd go bitchcakes)
5		escaping the lonely desert of hollow plastic eagles (we found a 30-meter-tall heptahedron to stay in until the sun goes away but now we have to act fast since the duration of each night is random, ranging between 6 minutes to 96 hours)

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