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Nov 2025•25 Songs

Bushido Girl

Tracks

1
Initially Was Gonna Bluff a Weak Hand but the TCG RNG Suddenly Decided to Come in Clutch
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2
Another City, Another Green Room Fridge Where Only a Bottle of Mustard Sits in the Middle of a Rack, Could Be Very Weird but Instead Has Eerie Vibes
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3
Right Before the Drop Someone Yelled 'Plot Twist' and the Power Went Out, but Our Instruments Lit Up in Neon, Checkmate
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4
A Fan Threw a USB Stick Onstage and It Started Updating Our Instruments
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5
Security Reported a Mimic Disguised as a Merch Box and Nobody Believed Them, Until It Started Running Around Rampant
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6
A Pigeon Landed on the Bassist’s Amp and Triggered a Hidden Dialogue, Delivering the Message We Were All Looking For
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7
The Opening Band’s Setlist Rearranged Itself When Nobody Was Looking
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8
Someone Backstage Opened the Wrong Dressing Room and Found a New World Map
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9
Middle of the Encore an NPC Appeared Just to Tell Us Our Charisma Stat Had Leveled Up
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10
The Backstage Wireless Router Demanded a Sacrifice Before Letting Us Connect to Wi Fi
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11
The Opening Band’s Backline Gear Started Applying Debuffs to Anyone in the Band Who Doubted the Tempo of Each Song
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12
After the Last CD Sold, the Merch Table Started Glowing and Unlocked a Crafting Interface
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13
The Second Band Thought the Area Was Clear Then Got One Shot by Something Off Camera
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14
Thought I Had the Match Locked in Until the Opponent’s Bench Setup Went Full Final Form
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15
The Crowd Sync’d Perfectly for One Song Then Desynced into Parallel Timelines, Hot Dog Stand Got Hit Hard in the Split
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16
My Entire Strategy Bricked But the Topdeck Pulled Me Out of Darkness Like a Peak Anime Protagonist Would
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17
Turns Out My Joke Build Was Actually a Low Key Meta Shredder
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18
Opening Band Entered the Tournament Confident and Left Holding a Participation Sticker
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19
Missed Lethal Three Turns in a Row and the Tournament Judge Visibly Aged, Still Won the Game Though
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20
Opponent Tried to Stall Me Out but My Backup Card Proc’d Twice and Cooked Their Entire Strategy
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21
Stamina Ran Out Right Before the Dodge Roll for the Opening Band and Fate Had No Mercy
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22
Found a Hidden Path, Took It, Fell Off a Cliff, Respawned at Half Health, Lesson Learned
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23
Blocked Too Early, Rolled Too Late, Gotta Get Out of That Rookie Phase, Lock in to This Banger
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24
Took a Swing at the Wrong Time and Got Launched into the Afterlife, but There Is Way Back, Gotta Trust
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25
Can Cook the Main Boss on Repeat but Somehow Lose to a Random Stage Enemy, How Is This Possible
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