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Metal Shamisen Slaps

Sep 2025•25 Songs

Bushido Girl

Tracks

1
Out of Mana, Out of Items, Low HP, All Cards Drawn, but We Still Believed in the Spiciness of the Deck and It Delivered
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2
Low Key Opening Band Forgot to Equip Armor Before Soundcheck and Everyone Got One Shotted by Feedback
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3
Looted Guitar Picks Overfilled the Audience's Inventory, Not Their Fault the Venue Had Chests Everywhere Asking to Be Opened
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4
Random Enemy Encounter Happened Mid-Song but It Was Like Time Stood Still, We Respawned Right Where We Left Off After the Battle
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5
Opponent Crashed Out After Realizing They Used All Their Energy on the Wrong Card, We Watched in Amazement
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6
Quest Journal Soft Locked Because Someone Forgot to Install the Expansion Pack
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7
Stage Lights Were Hacked and Turned Off So We Played in Darkness for Three Songs Straight, Audience Was Impressed
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8
Venue Announced Balance Changes but Tried to Only Nerf the Metal Shamisen Slapper Riffs but Was a Failed Attempt
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9
Rollbacks Applied After the Drummer Exploited Infinite Stamina and Broke the Tempo Cap, Shamisen Metal Was Wild at That Speed
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10
Patched Out the Bug Where Lullabies Would Play Through the PA Mid Song but Kinda Liked How It Sounded Mixed in Rock Shamisen
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11
A Band Equipped the Wrong Mana for Their Set and It Was Rough to Watch, So We Helped Them Out Using Some Metal Shamisen Riffs
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12
Heckler Low Key Thought They Had Lethal Until We Dropped a Rock Shamisen Banger Riff, Tables Were Turned
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13
Loading Screen Said Screen Loading Before Saying Loading Screen Then Nothing Loaded, Yeah the Band Was Confused Too
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14
Quest Log Expanded After Fans Started Handing Out Side Missions for Encores of Shamisen Metal
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15
Forgot to Untap My Last Resource but RNG Gods Blessed Me, Topdeck Finisher FTW
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16
Opponent Tried to Stall Using Status Effects but Got Cooked When My Card Procced Twice, All While Listening to Some Metal Shamisen
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17
Low Key Won the Match by Mashing Buttons Like It Was My First Time Playing an Arcade Where Instructions Were Completely Ignored
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18
Venue Signed a Waiver Acknowledging That Our Shamisen Solos Are Going to Hit Hard
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19
Official Ruling Stated You Cannot Cast Magic While Simultaneously Stage Diving
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20
New Policy Says All Top 8 Matches Must Begin Using a Banger That Is Played at a God Tier BPM
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21
Rock Shamisen Update Stated That Crit Misses on Guitar and Keyboard Solos Must Be Replayed at Half Tempo
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22
Judge Ruled That My Deck Was Too Spicy and They Were Right, Meta Shift Starts Now
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23
Someone Said Our Crit Hit on the Bridge Was Unintentionally Cinematic but Actually It Was Intended to Be as Such
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24
Tournament Notes Clarify That Fog Machines Count as a Visual Debuff
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25
Venue Said That Stage Banter Longer Than Two Sentences Activates a Comedic Timing Debuff, Slappers Only Please
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