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Shamisen Rock Slappers

Sep 2025•25 Songs

Bushido Girl

Tracks

1
Lost Internet Connection While Phone Was at 1 Percent Battery Life and Yet Somehow Still Got Ranked Up
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2
Stage Floor Failed a Collision Check and Rag Dolled the Guitarist Into the Pit
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3
Inventory Overflowed After Looting Too Many Guitar Picks From Backstage
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4
NPC Bartender Tried to Trade Us a Rare Buff Potion for Our Shamisen, No Dice Bro
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5
Opening Band Was Cooked After Their Drummer Forgot to Save and Had to Reload Their Entire Setlist From Autosave, Lots of Progress Lost
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6
Graphics Card Overheated Mid Banger and Turned the Stage Lights Into Generated Bio Hazard Symbols
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7
Final Boss Encounter Was Just the Tour Manager Dual Wielding Potions and Backstage Passes, What a Nice Guy
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8
Quest Giver NPC Wouldn’t Stop Looping Dialogue Until We Played the Wrong Song Three Times in a Row, Breaking the Loop
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9
Fog Machine Needed a Driver Update So Someone Instead Installed an Operating System From 1995
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10
Drummer Hit Hard Enough to Trigger the Anti Cheat System Yet They Got Flagged by Security
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11
Setlist Randomizer Dealt Us Four Ballads in a Row, So We Played This Song Instead
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12
Keyboardist Applied a Buff That Turned the Bridge Into a Certified Slapper
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13
Encore Was Treated as an Expansion Pack and We Insisted to Make It a Free Download for Our Fans
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14
Previous Band Rolled a Crit Fail and Debuffed the Crowd’s Morale During Their Set So We Restored Everyone's Faith, Shamisen Rock for the Win
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15
Fans Low Key Found the Hidden Easter Egg Track and Triggered It Before We Could Announce It
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16
Banger Finale Crit Hit the Audience and Dealt Splash Damage to the Following Day's Concert
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17
Drum Fill Looked Like a Glitchy 10FPS Animation Loop but It Still Slapped, Like Really Hard
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18
Quest Log Side Missions Overfilled After the Crowd Started Yelling Out Requests
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19
Cleric Tried to Cast Heal but Drew From the Wrong Deck and Accidentally Cooked the Bass Player Instead
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20
Merch Booth Inventory Script Somehow Corrupted and Generated 500 Random Stickers Nobody Ordered
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21
Green Room Fridge Only Had Chips and Salsa This Time, Seems Normal, or So We Thought
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22
Mic Feedback Registered as Malware So the Venue Quarantined the Opening Act
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23
Patch Notes Said 'Minor Balance Fixes' but Nerfed the Stage Lights to a Single Spotlight That Was Off Centered
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24
Quest Reward Was Just One Rusty Pickaxe and a Single Dirty Boot
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25
Cleric Spent Their Only Spell Slot on Healing the Fog Machine Instead of the Party
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