Songs
- Gas Station Roller MeatEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- DogsEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Butterflies, Unicorns, RainbowsEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- DollarEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Mexican Muslim from MarsEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Drunk BastardEvil Ted and the Thick Pink AntisepticE
- My WifeEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- WysiatiEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- BeachEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Red State TalibanEvil Ted and the Thick Pink AntisepticE
- Irrational RealityEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- QuittersEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- SweatshopEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- White CarEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Fishnet StockingsEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- BaconEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Jerry Springer GirlEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Billion LawyersEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Emma WatsonEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- High School SexEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- TheyEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Slugs in the GardenEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Alaska BurgerEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- RollergirlEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- TheyEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Fishnet StockingsEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- My WifeEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic
- Slugs in the GardenEvil Ted and the Thick Pink Antiseptic