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Negative Statements for Bored Cats Meow 2

Jan 2021•33 Songs

Joe Bev

Tracks

1
Right. Keep Moving the Little Red Dot. I’ll Be Right There.
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2
I Think You’re a Very Warm, Caring Person. Go Away.
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3
You’re Ugly. Alone. You Smell Like a Butt. but You Bring Me Food.
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4
Your Wedding Ring Is Under the Couch. Ha Ha. I’m a Cat.
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5
Now, When You Die… It Doesn’t Matter.
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6
The Vet? Are You Crazy? Do You Know What Goes on in There?
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7
This Is Alpo! You Putz. You Blind, Stupid Fool.
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8
Oh. Were You Away for Three Weeks? Great. Welcome Home.
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9
No Idea How That Got Broke. No Idea…
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10
The Only Reason I’m Letting You Touch Me Is – Yeah. That’s It. No. Yes. There.
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11
I’ve Got to Be Somewhere Within the Hour. Ha Ha. I’m a Cat.
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12
Reality? Really? Change the Flipping Channel.
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13
I’m Not Wearing That Santa Hat. I’m Not Wearing It. You Want Both Eyes?
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14
You Are Late Cleaning up My Vomit.
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15
If You’re Waiting for Me to Scratch You, Just Sit on the Couch. Get Comfortable.
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16
I’m Lazy. Hairy. I Don’t Want to Touch You. Huh. Just Like Your Husband.
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17
Isaac Newton Invented the Cat Flap. Big Deal.
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18
You Want Love and Affection? I Don’t Even Like Myself!
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19
Oh Great. Here Comes Grandma. I’ll Blame Her.
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20
Okay, But Before I Step Inside, I Don’t Eat Bread, Fish, Spam, Dry Food, Or Cat Food. Where Do I Sleep?
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21
I’m Trying to Lick Myself over Here. Could You Keep It Down?
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22
Just Because They Call Me Pussy, Doesn’t Mean I Won’t Scratch Your Eyes Out.
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23
I’m Not Feeling Well. I’m Just Going to Lay Here. Wake Me to Vote.
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24
I See There’s Nothing in My Dish. Have You Noticed That?
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25
This Is My Couch. There’s a Bean Bag in the Attic. There Is Also Floor.
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26
Okay, Listen. I’m Having Kittens. I Don’t Know Who the Father Is. Hold Me.
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27
With or Without Coffee, I Just Can’t Get up in the Morning.
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28
If You’re Not Going to Leave the Window Open, Just a Little Bit, You Might as Well Get a Dog.
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29
Why Would You Watch Cooking Shows, All Day, When You Never Cook?
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30
Why Would You Watch CSI, All Day, When You’re so Stupid?
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31
That Jackie Chan Makes Me Tired. I Prefer You.
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32
I Lick and I Lick All Day, But There’s No Personal Satisfaction in It.
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33
You Put My Purrs up on Youtube, It’s Going to Cost You.
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