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Kurt Metzger
Songs
A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone to Forgive Tiger Woods.
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The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You!
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The Gulf Spill Affects All of Us, And Guidos.
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A Heavy Mexican Lunch with Ice Cream for Dessert.
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Kurt Talks to Young People About Fat Chicks and Alaska.
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White Precious
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Kurt Metzger Is an Old Knickerbocker.
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All Kidding Aside I Had a Great Time in Anchorage.
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This Joke's a Fifty Fifty.
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Terry the Smoker
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But Kurt Does Have a Point, Right?
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Kurt Metzger Makes a Brave Decision.
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Kurt Metzger Seems a Little Too Obsessed with This.
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Steve, Get out of My Way!
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Last of the Great White Jobs.
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I'm Basically Salman Rushdie.
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Ricky! Noooooooooo!
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No One Has Suffered More Than Me
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Kurt Metzger Needs to Get out More.
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Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart
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Get Ready for a Letdown!
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Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay.
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Curing Aids the Kinoki Way!
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Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion of Sexual Abuse.
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Kurt Talks to Young People About Interracial Dating.
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Kurt Explains Evolution to Young People and Why God Is a Woman.
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Know Your Gyno!
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Kurt Talks to Young People About Fisting.
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This One Is Hard to Justify!
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Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting.
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Hold Your Own Fucking Purse.
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Straight Talk About Jizz.
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Kurt Talks to Young People About Dating and Plastic Surgery.
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Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, And You!
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Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1.
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Some Things You Do Not Joke About!
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The Worst Curse Word [Live]
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Gay Marriage
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White Phone Calls (Jfl 2014)
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My Roommate Steve (Jfl 2013)
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Wendy Reveal (Jfl 2013)
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Relaxing Crime Show (Jfl 2016)
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Jared from Subway (Jfl 2016)
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Short Buff Guys (Jfl 2016)
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My First Bike (Jfl 2009)
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The Worst Curse Word
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My Roommate Steve
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My Roommate Steve [Live]
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Gay Marriage [Live]
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