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Mar 2023•10 Songs

Pat Petty

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1
Authorities Warn: Bald jackass has released a collection of very similar sounding songs into the local area. He may have acted alone.
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2
Snail covered in moose dung corrupts wall-street attorney.
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3
Truck stop bathroom evangelist seeks companionship and long walks on pond shore. Serious inquiries only. Contact info in stall # 3, mile marker 82, I-75 S.
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4
Famed British researcher concludes 42nd longitudinal line an ‘extreme exaggeration.’
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5
Silly tree confuses Speeedway clerk for a rubber band.
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6
Ancient prophet accuses Ben Franklin of authenticating official documents in smuggled Lithuanian squid ink.
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7
You’re foolish if you think Gordon Shumway only ate cats.
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8
Carney, thought to experiencing epiphany, turns to pulpit…likely confused by local puppet show, study says.
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9
Attorney General files lawsuit against sardine can, alleging trace amounts of tuna uncovered beneath the lid.
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10
Local gimp set to perform at open-house & craft fair this Sunday!
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