Sleeping Master 9000

1		It's 2 AM and I'll Try Anything (A.K.A. Water Heater)
2		Let This Be the One for the Love of Everything (A.K.A. Washing Machine)
3		50% of the Time This Will Make Your Baby Fall Asleep 100% of the Time (A.K.A. Sandpaper)
4		Maybe This Will Do It (A.K.A. Shower)
5		Parent's Last Hope for Some Peace (A.K.A. Vacuum Cleaner)