School for Monsters / The Money Song (Reprise)

Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording), 2m 00sec

School for Monsters / The Money Song (Reprise)
  • School for Monsters / The Money Song (Reprise)

Lyrics

Rick Lyon

CHRISTMAS
How much do we get?

PRINCETON
Boy, it's not very much at all, is it?

BRIAN
Never say never, Princeton,
There's still one more person
We have to hit up!

(Trekkie pops out of his window)
TREKKIE MONSTER
No! No! No! Go away. Me busy.

CHRISTMAS EVE
But it for good cause!

TREKKIE MONSTER
What in it for me? Go away!

PRINCETON
I guess Kate'll never get her school for Monsters.

TREKKIE MONSTER
What you say?

BRIAN
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters.

TREKKIE MONSTER
School for Monsters? Me never hear of that!

(sung)
School for Monsters!
School for lonely little Monsters!
When me little,
Going to school,
Other children
Think me not cool,
Poking and pulling
At me fur...
Now we have therapist,
And work on this with her.
But me no need me therapy
If Monster School a reality!

(spoken)
Here! Me give you ten million dollars!
PRINCETON
Trekkie! Where did you get all that money?!

TREKKIE MONSTER
In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!

(sung)
ALL
When you help others,
You can't help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can't help helping yourself!
Every time you do
Good deeds,
You're also serving your
Own needs!
When you help others,
You can't help helping yourself!

Written by ROBERT LOPEZ, JEFF MARX
Published by IMAGEM U.S. LLC

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