The Professional Amateur

1		Addio Mio AmoreE
2		Story of My Life (Autobiography)E
3		(Dear Diary) Murder She Wrote (in Haikus in Her Yearbook About Cannibalism Because I Would Set Myself on Fire For You and I Hate Myself. Thanks, Amanda Woodward, You Slut. I gave you Orchids and for what?E
4		Bearing the DistanceE
5		Easier Said Than DoneE