Everyone Is Talking About The Ta-Ta-Towel

By Dave Basner

August 7, 2017

There is a hidden epidemic in the world... boob sweat. But don't worry, there is a new product that promises to keep your underboobs dry - the ta-ta-towel.

Up bright and early to get things done around the house in the black reversible #TaTaTowel loungewear.
Posted by Ta-Ta Towel on Wednesday, August 2, 2017

The garment, which is a mix of a towel and a bra, costs a mere $45 and comes in an assortment of colors and patterns.

... and just like that... SOLD OUT! If you liked this color just wait for what's coming next week!!
Posted by Ta-Ta Towel on Sunday, July 30, 2017

Twitter seems pretty excited over the it:

When I die wrap me gently in this perfect blog and drape a Ta Ta Towel over my eyes I am finally at peace https://t.co/CntSP9WPUs
— Gabrielle Bluestone (@g_bluestone) August 4, 2017

I can't even. Like why didn't I think of this?! #tatatowel pic.twitter.com/kKr4A0Hemn
— Mary Staes (@MStaes) August 2, 2017

🤣🤣🤣I know what everyone is getting for Christmas this year! #TaTaTowel pic.twitter.com/LgqG1ROFsj
— Jessy G (@JessicaGilham) August 3, 2017

the #tatatowel is real life version of the phrase "over the shoulder boulder holders" 😂 pic.twitter.com/qWHApS4OK8
— Low Cal (@Low_Cal) August 3, 2017

Get your ta-ta-towel here.