The Case Of The Noel Gallagher Window Licker?!
By "Nature Boy" Mike Jones @mikejonesradio
October 24, 2017
Drunken nonsense and a Noel Gallagher body double caused headaches in England this weekend, in the town of Swindon.
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The Wiltshire Police even went one step further, putting together an Oasis-fueled statement about the incident:
“We received reports of a man resembling Noel Gallagher in Swindon at around 5.30pm yesterday who appeared to be under the influence of alcohol and was licking windows – not a Wonderwall and he may have been Half the World Away.
"It’s believed he was with another person causing a general nuisance."
“The incident was nowhere near the Oasis, but in the town centre, near the Wyvern Theatre."
"If anyone heard or saw anything suspicious in the area, please Don’t Look Back in Anger but contact us on 101."
Noel was not at the scene of the crime, however. He was seen by thousands of witnesses on stage in Brazil at the time of the occurrence. Here is the proof!