A Soldier Hid Under A Nun's Skirt. But What She Told Him. MY GOODNESS!

A soldier  ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed.

A moment later, two military police officers ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" 

The nun  pointed down a street and replied, "He went that way." 

After the officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to war." 

"I understand completely," the nun replied.

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being too rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" 

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a completely different pair... I don't want to go to war either."

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