Woman Live-Tweets As Two Wives Go To Catch Their Husbands Sleeping Together
By Dave Basner
November 2, 2017
You never know what you might hear when walking through an airport and one woman got to listen in on quite the interesting conversation at an airport bar as she waited to board her flight.
She was kind enough to live-tweet it so the world could appreciate it too:
**Warning: The below tweets contain the occasional profanity.**
There are two women next to me at the airport bar who are flying cross-country to ambush their husbands they think are sleeping together.
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
One of the women has an extreme couponer's amount of gum in her purse. "You can't yell at someone with bad breath. My dad taught me that."
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
"Why can't they be honest? There's no need for cockamamie stories and secrets. I don't care if there gay. I care they lie." 😢
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Oh my god this is my new favorite sitcom pilot.
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
"I thought he was an asshole. I guess he's just clairvoyant."
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
She ordered another round.
Gum lady is laughing but also crying. Shot lady is my fucking hero. She's patting her on the back and humming to the Sammy Hagar playing.
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
If this is sounding a lot like the Netflix show Grace and Frankie, you're right, and one of the women thought so too:
"Jane Fonda is on it." "Oh, I don't like her." ... "Have you seen this video of a baby hippo?"
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Update: They're heading to Chicago. Uh, ladies. That's not cross country. That's a 45 min flight. Whatever.
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "Why are they playing soccer on TV? Did they forget we only care about racist baseball & bad football?" OFFICIAL. SPIRIT. ANIMAL.
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Shot Lady: "Our husbands are fucking, or we're both insane. Either way, were going to be okay. I promise." ADOPT ME SHOT LADY.
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
Gum Lady: "At least my husband's boyfriend has good taste in women." Shot Lady: "Yea. You're pretty okay too." THIS IS 100% GRACE & FRANKIE.
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
If your names are Jeffrey and and Richard and you're on a "business trip" in Chicago...your wives are coming for you. And they've bonded.
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017
And if you think it's all made up, the tweeter had this final post:
People who think I fabricated that tweet thread for attention are underestimating how much social anxiety I actually have. pic.twitter.com/4Eqo4TU0pO
— BJack-O-Langelo (@bjcolangelo) November 2, 2017
No word on if the husbands were really on a business trip or not.
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