Olympic Speedskating Uniforms: Umm, Is it Just Me?

By Greg Kretschmar

February 12, 2018

I love the Olympics. ABSOLUTELY love em.

But when I saw this speedskating uniform, I was like, "Ummm.......am I the only one who sees this?"

I'm not, right? I mean, I can't be the only one that thought- "IS THAT A VAGINA?"

Odd choice for a bullseye - or whatever that is, isn't it?

Upon further research, it's not an accident either. Under Armor made that patch of material extra thick to reduce friction for the skater and help times. I just think - making it stick out like that made it look like naughty bits!

Well, it did to me at least....

But then again, I have a ton of issues...