Macaulay Culkin Is Winning Oscar Night With His Tweets
By Dave Basner
March 5, 2018
Many actors are at the Academy Awards tonight, and plenty of other are watching the big show, but Macaulay Culkin isn't. Although the Home Alone star is dressed in a tux, he isn't tuning in to the Oscars. Instead, he's tweeting about what he is doing and it's hysterical:
Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
1. Making ramen pic.twitter.com/gPL0DDtHVP
Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
2. Play guitar pic.twitter.com/DmYChHumGq
Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
3. Playing with myself pic.twitter.com/LOtfu2NMsN
Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
4. Painting my toenails pic.twitter.com/uMBLTBcOTz
Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
5. Toejam & Earl pic.twitter.com/w2jWutHw83
It seems that Mac is actually watching the show because his live tweets during it are almost as hilarious as his photo posts:
To this day, @maryjblige is my second favorite Best Supporting Actress nominee who has dated Nas #AllisonJanney
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I remember mud bound from when I lived it #Bonaroo2010
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Wake me when it's Blade Runner 3052! #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Where are all the kids?! When do the actors get slimed? #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Wait, Kobe Bryant won for animated *short*? There's got to be a joke in there. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Here's who I would thank tonight: John Leguizamo, and A Young Jodie Foster, Boss Baby and Mark Summers. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I firmly believe that @carlyraejepsen 's "Call Me By Your Name" should win Best Picture #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I'm bummed this is the FOURTH year in a row I was left out of the In Memoriam #Oscars #NotDeadYet
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
What CAN'T Jennifer Lawrence do? Return my calls for starters...
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
If you aren't following Culkin, you're missing out. Give him a follow here.
Photo Credit: Getty