Man Breaks Into Gamestop With Bag On Head... Is 100% NOT Me!

'A man--WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT ME-- broke into a GameStop in St. Marys, Georgia last week at 1:39 in  the morning, having decided that the best way to disguise his features  would be to try and cover his face in what’s left of the plastic bag  that packs of water bottles come in.'

Check out the story from Kotaku!

Also, to reiterate, THIS MAN IS NOT ME. I DON'T DRINK WATER. NOT GUILTY.