Porch Pirates Pilfer Portland Unipiper Packages!

"Keep Portland Weird" mainstay The Unipiper discovered porch-pirates swiping his shipment of new t-shirts earlier today. He posted the video on Facebook and Twitter in the hopes that someone would recognize the perpetrators. 

The Piper posted: 

"Courier ignored delivery instructions for my new shirts and consequently they were IMMEDIATELY STOLEN!  If anyone recognizes either of these jerkweeds, drop me a line. Seriously, WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING TO DO WITH 100 UNIPIPER SHIRTS?!?! It's hard enough selling them myself!!"

Please keep the Piper and Portland Police posted if you can point out the persons pirating the packages.