A Dad Live-Tweeted His Son Trying to Sneak a Girl out of the House

So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...

...and now we wait.

— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019

No one in this house would have all white shoes... pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3

— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019

11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI

— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019

And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen... The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof

— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019

I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 🤷🏻‍♂️

— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019

OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See... Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.

— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019

Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink 😉. They gonna hit that side door. bet.

— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019

And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.

— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019